WOMAN: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
NARRATOR: And now, back to
the Documentary Channel's
feature presentation:
Grass: Nature's Carpet.
There are many different types
of grass.
For example...
- Okay, why are
we watching this?
- I hate grass.
- Yeah, change the channel.
- On it.
[button clicking]
MICHAEL: Make it stop.
- I'm trying!
The remote's not working!
- Ooh, my grandfather
said that when he was a kid,
they'd just walk up to the TV
and change the channel
by turning a dial or something.
- So I have to get up?
- Oh, just do it.
NARRATOR: Today's golf courses
are a good example
of man's mastery over grass.
- I see no dial.
- Papa lied to me?
- Nicole! Dana!
Guess what I did!
- You bought a universal remote.
- No.
- Forget him.
What'd ya do?
- I signed us up to be on
the planning committee
for Spring Fling!
- Us?
ZOEY: Yeah!
You, me, and Nicole.
How cool is that?
- Not very.
- Yeah, Spring Fling is lame.
- Lame?
- Lame.
- Why?
- 'Cause every year
they get some band
that no one wants to hear...
- And we all sit outside,
eat lukewarm wienies,
and wish we were
somewhere else.
- I hate lukewarm wienies.
- Well, this year,
Spring Fling's gonna be awesome
'cause us girls are planning it,
right?
BOTH: [moaning]
- Oh, act excited.
[louder moaning]
MICHAEL: Face it, Zoey.
Nobody wants to sit outside
in the hot sun
and watch some lame band.
- Well, what if we get
someone awesome,
like Drake Bell?
- I love him!
- Wait, we're gonna get
Drake Bell?
- We're gonna try.
NARRATOR:
Look how green it is.
- No more grass!
I can't take it!
NARRATOR:
Coming up next, weeds.
- Yeah, I'd like to speak
to the manager for Drake Bell.
- Ask him if he'll sign
my poster!
- Shh! Oh, hi.
I'm in charge of Spring Fling
here at PCA,
and we'd just die to get
Drake Bell.
- Tell him I think
he's cute!
- Shh!
Really?
That's awesome!
They give discounts to schools!
- We go to a school!
- Huh?
Um, yeah. Okay.
Let me check,
and I'll call you back.
[phone beeps]
- Well?
- Either of you got $5,000?
- 5 grand?
- That's the school
discount rate?
- Zoey!
- Hey, kiddo.
- Is it true?
- What?
- That you're getting
Drake Bell
to come play at Spring Fling?
- Well...
- Sorry, kid.
Drake's not coming.
- How come?
- His manager wants
- So get it.
- Sure, we'll just go buy it
at the $5,000 Store.
- You know, we could have
a fund-raiser.
- Do you think we could
raise enough money?
- Yeah. There's like hundreds
of kids at this school.
We should be able to raise
- Here, I'll make
the first donation.
- Where did you get 20 bucks
from?
- Quinn.
- Quinn?
- She's paying me to help her
with an experiment.
- What kind of experiment?
- Sleep deprivation.
- What is
sleep deprivation?
- Going without sleep.
- No sleep at all?
- None.
- Why?
- To see what happens...
There.
[beeping]
Now it's locked.
- What's it do?
- If you fall asleep,
it shocks you to wake you up.
- It shocks me?
- It shocks you?
- Only if I start
to fall asleep.
See, watch.
[beeping, crackling]
Yah!
See?
QUINN: Dustin!
You must stay awake.
- I know!
Man...
- Ooh, here he comes.
- Okay, everybody
look cute.
- Um, excuse me,
Dean Rivers?
- Yes, what is it,
girls?
- Would it be okay if we--
- Please, please, please,
please, please?
- Uh, Nicole?
First I ask,
then you beg.
- Oh. Right.
- So would it be okay
if we had a fund-raiser?
- For what?
- So we can get
a really great band
for our Spring Fling.
- Hmm.
Would there be any clowns
at this fund-raiser?
- Um, we hadn't planned on
clowns.
- Good.
I hate clowns.
- Um, is everything okay?
DEAN RIVERS: Why?
- You seem fidgety.
- That's because
I have a meeting today
with PCA's
chairman of the board.
- Oh.
- I see.
- Ah.
- He's a little bit...weird.
- Hey, at least he's not
a clown.
[laughter]
- Never joke about clowns.
- Sorry.
- He's kinda freaky.
- Kinda?
- Who cares?
We got our fund-raiser!
Whoo!
[engine revs]
[radio plays rock music]
♪ ♪
Whoa.
NICOLE:
Check out that ride.
- What's up, girls?
- Hey!
Were you just playing
a Drake Bell song in your car?
- Oh, yeah.
Why? Do you like him?
- Yeah, we're trying
to get him to play
at our Spring Fling.
- Really?
Wow, man,
when I was a student here,
Spring Fling was always lame.
- You went to school here?
- If I didn't,
would I have this on my arm?
- A pimple?
- Oh, no, sorry.
Wrong arm.
There ya go.
- Whoa, a PCA stingray?
- How cool!
- Yeah! Sweet tat.
"Tat" means tattoo.
- Thanks.
Oh, cool car too.
- Oh, thanks.
Yeah, I love it.
- Yeah, it's nice.
- No, seriously. I love it.
Like, I would totally marry it
if that were legal
and if I hadn't already married
Elaine.
Man, she bugs me.
Oh, well.
I gotta go pay a visit
to your dean.
- Wait, you're
the chairman of the board?
- That'd be me.
- What does a chairman
of the board do anyway?
- Ah, not much, really.
Basically,
I just stop by once a month
and harass the dean.
Oh, that reminds me...
[squeak, squeak]
He hates clowns.
Later, girls.
QUINN: The subject has now
been awake
for 36 hours straight.
How do you feel?
- Tired.
- Note that the subject
feels tired.
Pupils dilated,
eyes bloodshot...
Nice.
- Thanks.
- Okay, now I'm going to test
your sensory responses.
- What are sensory resp--
[horn blasts]
Aah!
- Note that the subject's
hearing still seems normal.
- It was till you blew
that horn in my ear!
- Note:
subject becoming irritable.
Okay, now look away.
- Why?
- Because I'm paying you.
Now look away.
- [screaming]
- Note:
subject's reaction to cold...
- [screaming]
- Normal.
- Okay, people!
Thanks for coming
to help out
with this fund-raiser.
- Do we get paid for this?
- No.
- Now, all we gotta do
is raise $5,000,
and then we can get Drake Bell
to play at our Spring Fling.
[all cheering]
Now, let's make sure
everyone knows their jobs.
Dana, you're in charge
of the Bully Bash.
- Love the bashin'.
- Oh, and thank you to Jack
for taking time off
of his bullying
to help us out.
- You just better get
Drake Bell.
Or you're all dead.
- All right.
- Nicole, you're gonna start off
with the watermelon smash.
- Are you sure kids
are gonna pay money
to hit a watermelon
with a baseball bat?
- Yes. Boys love
to smash things. Trust me.
- It's true.
- We enjoy the smashing.
- Okay, now, Michael,
you're gonna start off
by selling the new Drake
T-shirts.
- I can do that.
Hey, these are cool.
Where'd you get 'em?
- Zoey designed 'em.
- Now, me and Chase
and the rest of the girls
are gonna start off
by washing the teachers' cars.
Now, we've got eight hours
to raise $5,000.
We gonna do it?
[all cheering]
[rock music]
- Come on!
MEN: ♪ Tell me what it is ♪
♪ You want from me ♪
♪ Is it only curiosity? ♪
[singing indistinctly]
♪ Are we ready to hear
the song? ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ And I may seem
a little crazy ♪
♪ And I can't wait for you
to see me ♪
♪ And I won't tell you how... ♪
[crowd cheering]
- Yeah!
- Yay!
[laughing]
- [screaming]
♪ ♪
[water splashes]
- So how much did we make?
- A little over a thousand.
- That's it?
- Well, a thousand
and this bus token.
- Great.
We're only 4,000 short.
- Well, so maybe
we don't get Drake Bell.
What kind of band can we get
for a thousand bucks?
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- Spring Fling's
gonna be lame.
- Yeah.
[engine revs]
[upbeat pop music playing]
[music switches off]
- Hey, girls. How'd your
little fund-raiser go?
- Not great.
- We only raised a thousand.
- Oh, well, uh...
How much you need
to get Drake Bell?
- $5,000.
- Ooh! Uh...
Say, tell me,
is your car wash still open?
- Um, not really.
- That's too bad,
because for a really good
car wash,
I'd be willing to pay--
oh, I don't know--
around 4,000 bucks.
- Seriously?
- Why would you pay us
so much?
- 'Cause when I went to PCA,
Spring Fling was always lame,
but now I'm rich,
so what, do you want the money
or don't you?
- Yeah!
- Totally!
- Absolutely!
- All right.
I'm staying at the hotel
across the street.
I'm gonna leave my car here
on campus tonight.
You guys wash it tomorrow.
I got meetings all day,
but I can be back
in the afternoon to pick it up,
say 5:00ish. Coolio?
- Cool.
ZOEY: Thank you so much!
- Yeah, no problem.
Later, girls.
- We did it!
- Whoo!
- Come on!
Let's go book Drake Bell!
- Yay!
[solemn music]
♪ ♪
- [sighing, yawning]
[beeping, crackling]
Yah!
I hate this experiment.
QUINN: I heard that.
- Good!
- There. Done.
- Perfect.
- Gorgeous.
- Wait.
I left a rag inside
on the floor.
[gear clicks]
Got it.
- Done.
- Now, we better get to class
before--
- Zoey!
- The car!
- Stop it!
- I can't stop it!
[crash, glass shatters]
- It stopped.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Do you think
it's noticeable?
DANA: Yeah, Nicole.
I think it's noticeable.
- Well, don't yell at me.
I didn't bump
the shifter thingy.
- It was an accident!
- Yeah, tell that to Mr. Berman
when he sees what we did
to his baby.
NICOLE: What do you think
he'll say?
- He'll probably start with,
"Give me my $4,000 back."
- But we already booked
Drake Bell.
- Zoey,
I got your text message.
What happened?
- That's what happened!
You see what happened!
- It's wrecked.
- Thank you, Michael.
- We're dead.
- Relax. Nobody's dead...
yet.
- Oh, they will be when
that dude come back
to see his car.
- Is that helpful?
Is that a way
to be a helpful person?
- I'm sorry.
CHASE: All right, all right.
We're just gonna have to
get it fixed.
- How?
- We're girls!
We're not car-fix-it people!
- Calm down.
We'll find a guy.
- That's a bad hit.
NICOLE: We know that.
- So can you fix it?
- By 5:00 this afternoon?
- That gives me about...
Four hours.
Yeah, shouldn't be a problem.
- How much?
- Well, let's see...
That's...
$1,500 for parts,
$2,000 for labor.
Plus, I'm gonna need
a sandwich at some point,
but I'll take care of that
myself.
So total comes to...
$2,500.
- Um, actually,
I think it comes to $3,500.
Ow!
- Thanks.
- Could you let us talk
privately for a sec?
- You like me?
- Yeah, you're fine.
- Okay, go ahead and talk.
- How you guys gonna pay
for all this?
- We gotta use the money
Mr. Berman gave us.
- So bye-bye, Drake Bell.
- Yep.
So much for Spring Fling.
- I got lonesome.
- Subject has now been awake
for 62 hours straight.
How do you feel?
- Kinda...weird.
- Right.
In fact, at this stage
of sleep deprivation,
some subjects have often
been known to hallucinate.
Have you had
any hallucinations?
Dustin!
Have you had any hallucinations?
Bock, bock, bock, bock.
[blows raspberry]
- Nah...
You look great.
[beeping, crackling]
Yah!
- It's 5:00.
Where's the car?
- Mr. Berman's gonna be here
any minute.
- And that minute
would be this one.
- But we don't have
his car yet!
- I'm aware of that!
- Well, so what do we do?
- Um...uh...
Chase, Michael!
Go distract him!
- How?
- I don't know!
Just go do it!
Where's the dude with the car?
- Whoa!
Here, take my wallet
and don't hurt me.
[both laughing]
- No, see,
we're students here at PCA.
- Yes, we are.
- Ah.
And how can I help you?
- Uh...
- Uh, you know...
- We just--
we just wanted to show you...
our new dance!
- Yeah, our new dance!
- And why do you want to show me
your dance?
- Well, to, you know,
get your opinion on it.
Dance.
- Do what?
- Dance!
- Oh, oh, oh!
- There he is!
- Well...
I got her fixed,
but it was not easy--
- Yeah, yeah.
Here's your money. Bye!
- He's coming!
- Hey, I don't really
have a ride back,
so I was wondering
if maybe you could call me
a taxi?
- Here's a bus token!
See ya!
- Bye!
- Go home!
MR. BERMAN:
Hey! There's my baby.
- Hi!
- Mr. Berman.
- What's up?
- Thanks, girls.
Have fun at Spring Fling.
- [sighs]
Right. Bye.
- Thanks again.
[both panting]
- What happened?
- It's fine.
- We got his car back
in time.
- Except, we had to give that
goofy mechanic all our money.
- We better go call
Drake's manager
and tell him we have to cancel.
- Wait, wait, wait.
We still have 1,500 left.
- So?
- So maybe if we explain
what happened,
Drake'll be willing to play
for a little less.
- 1,500?
We agreed on 5,000.
NICOLE: Yes, we did.
- And we had 5,000.
- Until we wrecked a car.
- Then we had to pay
to get it fixed.
NICOLE:
And this is all we have left.
- But you can have it all.
- And my watch.
- And this necklace.
- And this hat.
- That's my hat.
- b*at it.
- Well?
- I'm sorry, girls.
We had a deal.
Okay, boys, put everything back
on the bus!
We're not playing here today.
- [scoffs] Zoey!
There's like a thousand kids
out there
waiting to hear Drake Bell!
We promised them music!
- Hey, man.
DANA: Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
You're Drake Bell!
- What's up?
[Nicole screams]
- Hey!
- Nicole!
- [chuckles]
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
So, hey, did I hear you say
the gig was canceled?
- Yeah, we're outta here.
- What happened?
- They don't have
the money.
- But, man, there's already
all those kids out there.
- Drake, I can't let you
play for $1,500.
- Hey, it's him!
- You're you!
- I'm me.
- You are.
- So are you guys gonna play?
- Guys, unless you have
$5,000, I can't--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Wait a second.
Where did you guys get
those T-shirts?
- Oh. I made 'em.
- Really?
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Very cool.
That design's way better
than ours.
- My girlfriend
designed this!
- Yeah, it's...
It's not good.
- I know.
- So these shirts
are your design?
- Yeah!
- Okay. Tell you what.
You let us have
your T-shirt design,
and I'll play the concert
for free.
[Nicole screams]
- Sorry.
A bee stung me.
[piano plays]
- ♪ I'm tired
of all your excuses ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm tired of all your lies ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Your filthy schemes
and abuses ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Well, I finally grew wise ♪
- Hey, Zoey,
best Spring Fling ever!
- Good job, you guys!
- Thanks!
- ♪ Maybe it's better ♪
♪ That I'm not around ♪
♪ And I'm on a highway
to nowhere ♪
♪ Trying to get by without you ♪
♪ I don't know why
it took me so long ♪
♪ To wind up back
in nowhere with you ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Wind up back in nowhere
with you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Wind up back in nowhere ♪
♪ Wind up back in nowhere
with you ♪
- Hey, have any of you seen
Dustin?
♪ ♪
- Do it.
[beeping]
QUINN: Dustin?
What did you do?
Hello?
Has there been a malfunction
with the bracelet?
Dustin?
The experiment is not over.
What is your location?
Dustin?
[static]
Dustin?
Hello?
- ♪ Wind up back in nowhere ♪
♪ With you ♪
♪ Wind up back in nowhere
with you, oh ♪
♪ Wind up ♪
♪ Back in nowhere... ♪
- Dustin!
- Dustin!
- Dustin! Dustin!
DRAKE:
♪ Wind up back in nowhere ♪
♪ With you ♪
♪ Wind up back in nowhere ♪
♪ With you ♪
[tempo picks up]
♪ Back in nowhere ♪
♪ Nowhere ♪
♪ Wind up back with you ♪
♪ Back in nowhere ♪
♪ Nowhere ♪
♪ Wind up back with you ♪
♪ Back in nowhere ♪
♪ Nowhere ♪
♪ Wind up back with you ♪
[cheers and applause]
[ding]
MAN: Mmm.
GIRL: Blah-ah-ah-ah!
01x09 - Spring Fling
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.