WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[upbeat guitar music]
[horn honks]
- Okay, you tell me one thing
that either one of your
roommates does
that's freakier than Quinn.
- Well, let's just say
in the middle of the night
Logan doesn't like
to walk to the bathroom
'cause it's "too far."
- Oh, god, don't tell me this.
- Pees out the window.
- Ugh, gross.
- Told ya.
- Is that why
all those flowers d*ed?
Ugh!
- Hey, Chase,
I've been lookin' for you.
You got a package.
- Oh, it's here.
Sweet.
- What'd you get?
- Well, when I was talkin'
to my grandfather
on the phone last week,
I dropped a gentle suggestion
that I might want
the new G-O mp3 player,
and now,
a package
from Grandpa Joe.
You know, this new G-O
has got an 80-gig hard drive,
dual ear bud ports,
so you can listen with a friend,
and...
I don't understand
what this is.
- An old radio?
- Oh, Grandpa.
- There's a note.
- "Chase,
when I was in high school,
"this is the radio
I listened to every night.
"It was good enough for me,
so it's good enough for you.
Love, Grandpa."
- I think
it's kind of cool-lookin'.
- Good. Give me 10 bucks,
and it's yours.
- Hmm, let's see.
How about, uh...
five bucks
and...
a coupon for a free taco
at the PCA cafeteria?
- Sold.
- Your money,
your taco coupon.
- Your prehistoric radio.
Hey.
This coupon
expires tonight.
- Better run and get your taco.
- Ay, caramba.
QUINN: Okay,
just gotta get it
perfectly straight here.
Okay, how does this look here?
- Hmm, uh, let me
just tweak it a little bit.
There.
Perfect.
- [scoffs]
That was a little rude...
rudey.
- I'm not being rude.
It'd just be a little freaky
having a giant painting
of your boyfriend staring at me
when I'm getting dressed
in the morning.
- Okay, fair enough.
Hey, speaking of boyfriends,
I heard Ethan Medavoy
asked you out again.
- Yeah, but I said no.
- Why? He's adorable.
- He kisses like a sheepdog.
Ech.
- Ew.
- Yeah.
So, how's your boy?
- Oh, Mark's good.
He finally got rid
of that fungus under his arm.
- No.
I mean...
is he a good kisser?
- Oh, um...
he's an excellent kisser.
Mmm.
- Keep talkin'.
Make with the details.
- Well, um,
you know, his, um,
his lips are just really soft,
like...like two gummy worms
that have been in your pocket
on a hot summer's day.
- Two gummy worms--
- Hey, do you think
I should dye my hair?
'Cause I was thinking--
- Why are you
changing the subject?
- Well,
um...
okay, we've never kissed.
- What?
- Mark and I have never kissed.
- What?
- Stop saying "what?"
- You've been dating
for almost two years!
- Please don't tell anyone.
- What's up, roomies?
- Quinn and Mark
have never kissed.
- Thanks.
- What?
You guys have been
dating for two years.
How could you not--
- It's not me, it's Mark!
And I don't wanna talk about it.
- What's that?
- A radio.
I bought it from Chase.
- How old is that thing?
- I'm not sure.
- Here.
I'll check online.
Oh, what kind of radio is it?
- Just says...
Fada model 115.
- Fada model 115.
- He's never even tried
to kiss you?
- We're talking
about radios now!
Oh, here it is.
"Fada radio, model 115,
also called 'The b*llet.'
Manufactured in 1941."
- Wow.
- Cool.
- Um, "made of an antique
plastic called Catalin,
this radio is extremely popular
with collectors
and very rare.
Value:
between $10,000
and $12,000"?!
- Oh, my god.
- Seriously?
- Look! That's what it says!
- Whoa.
- How much
did you give Chase for it?
- Five bucks and a free taco.
- I hope it was a $10,000 taco.
- So what are you gonna do
with the cash?
- I'm not gonna sell this.
- Ooh, smart.
Hang onto it, and in five years,
it'll probably be worth 50,000.
- No, I'm giving this
back to Chase.
- Why?
- She has to.
Chase is her friend.
- But he sold it to you.
A deal's a deal.
- But Chase didn't know
what it was worth.
- Exactly. Which is why
I'm gonna go tell him.
- No.
Zoey!
- Good.
Not one kiss?
- Stop it!
- Quinn.
- Hi, cuteness.
What you doin'?
- Just some laundry.
Is this stuff
effective on stains?
- Uh, what kind of stains?
- Uh, forget it.
What's up?
- Well, I just finished dinner,
and I thought I'd bring my baby
a little dessert.
- Ah.
So what'd you bring me?
- Lactose-free ice cream,
your favorite flavor.
- Vanilla.
You always know what I want.
- Mm-hmm.
And do you know what I want?
- What's wrong with your lip?
- Nothing.
I thought
maybe you'd want to kiss me.
- No.
- But why not?
- Well,
I just don't think
this is the right moment.
- But I don't understand why--
- Look, I really
gotta do this laundry.
Thanks for the stuff.
- Sure.
Good luck with your stains.
- Thank you.
- ♪ Spin me round again ♪
♪ So I can still pretend... ♪
- I'm ready.
- Okay.
I'll put this cup
over this ball.
Then without touchin'
or movin' the cup,
I'll put the ball in my pocket.
- No way. Not possible.
- All right.
If I do it, will you give me
that fancy watch?
- Okay, sure.
But you can't touch
or move the cup in any way.
- Mm-hmm.
I understand.
[deep breath]
Shucka-shucka-shucka-shucka,
shucka-shucka-shucka-shucka,
ya-ya-ya-ya-ya...
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
There.
It is done.
- No, it's--
the ball's right there.
- Ha ha!
I put it in my pocket
without movin' the cup.
Now give me that watch.
- That's cheating!
- That's not cheating!
- You tricked me!
You touched it!
- I did not touch it!
- You touched the golf ball!
I'm not giving you the watch!
- Easy, easy, easy!
You guys seen Chase?
I need to copy
his history notes.
- He's workin' tonight.
- Tryin' to make
some extra cash
so he can buy a new G-O.
- Yeah.
He asked his grandfather
for one,
and he just sent him
a nasty old radio.
- Uh, not so nasty.
That radio turned out to be
some rare collectible
worth over 10,000 bucks.
- Nuh-uh.
- What?
- It's true.
Quinn looked it up online,
and Zoey almost passed out
when she found out
what it was worth.
Ooh, Brad!
Can I borrow your history notes?
BRAD: Yeah, sure.
- Wait a sec.
- That radio is really worth
over 10,000 bucks?
- What radio
is worth over 10,000 bucks?
- Yours.
- What?
You mean the one
my grandfather gave me?
- Uh-huh.
- Well, Zoey doesn't know
about this, does she?
- Oh, Zoey knows.
- Someone looks mad.
- Well, kinda.
She gave me five bucks
and a taco for it.
- I hope it was a tasty taco.
MAN: Now keep moving your arms
and also move your hips
in a swivular motion,
and that will really help
strengthen those core muscles.
Move the ball to the left.
- I think this really
is strengthening
my core muscles.
- To the left.
You're doing fine.
Granted, I can't see you,
but I have a feeling
that you're doing fine
by just listening--
- Hey.
- Why'd you turn off
our Pilates video?
- Out!
- Nnn!
- What's goin' on?
- I want my radio back.
- Oh, you heard.
- Yeah, I heard,
and I'm really surprised at you.
- Why?
What'd I do?
- I sold you that radio
for five bucks and a taco.
Not even a good taco.
Mostly just limp lettuce.
- Okay, you're mad at me
'cause your taco lettuce
was limp?
- I'm mad at you
because you found out
that radio was worth $10,000,
and you weren't even
gonna tell me.
- I was, too, gonna tell you.
- Really?
'cause you obviously
found this out hours ago.
- I went and looked for you.
- Not too hard.
- What?
I'm supposed to track you down
while you're delivering sushi?
- I'm just saying--
- What are you saying?
- That a good friend
would give me my radio back.
- Oh, so now
I'm not a good friend?
- Are you gonna
give me my radio?
- I was gonna.
- Sure, you were.
- That's right, I was.
Was.
But you know what?
I paid you for it, so it's mine.
- All right, then.
I'm...
I'm taking this.
- Cool. Have fun
with Quinn's toenails.
- Eww!
This isn't over.
- "This isn't over."
♪ ♪
- Oh, come on, you know Zoey
should give that radio
back to Chase.
- Why should she give a radio
back that belongs to her?
- What's up?
- Hey.
- Aloha.
- Where's Chase?
- He didn't want to have lunch
with us 'cause he thought
Zoey'd be here, and he doesn't
want to see her,
and I don't blame him.
- Chase needs to grow up.
- Zoey needs to grow up.
- Yo, yo.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Zoey's not eating lunch
with us?
- No, and she's not coming
'cause she doesn't want to risk
running into Chase.
- Dios mio.
STACEY: Hey.
Can I join you guys?
I was sitting
with those kids over there,
but they asked me to leave.
So, may I sit?
- Uh, yeah.
- Whatever.
- I dunno.
- So, what?
Zoey and Chase
are never gonna
talk to each other again?
- They might,
if Chase apologizes.
- Could someone
pass the mustard, please?
- Why should Chase apologize
when the whole thing's
Zoey's fault?
- It's not Zoey's fault.
- You think it's right
for Zoey to keep a $10,000 radio
she bought from Chase
for five bucks and a taco?
- A limp-lettuce taco.
- Mustard, please?
- A deal's a deal.
Chase offered
to sell Zoey the radio,
Zoey said yes,
she gave Chase the money,
and he gave her the radio,
period, the end.
The radio belongs to Zoey.
- But Chase
didn't know what it was worth
when he sold it.
- Neither did Zoey,
so the deal was fair.
- I can't eat my sausage
without mustard.
- And, anyway,
Chase could've gone online
and looked up
what the radio was worth.
- But he didn't.
- Right, so it's his own fault.
- I just need one small squirt
for my sausage.
- If Chase wasn't smart enough
to determine the radio's value
before he sold it,
that's his mistake.
- Oh, okay,
so if I owed you a dollar,
and, by mistake,
I gave you a $100 bill,
you should keep it
just 'cause I made a mistake?
- That's right.
- Hello.
Am I invisible?
- Logan's right.
- Logan's wrong,
and you're wrong.
- Zoey should keep the radio.
- Zoey should give the radio
back to Chase!
- No, she shouldn't!
- But just listen to her, okay?
[everyone shouting]
- He sold it to her
for five bucks and a taco!
- Excuse me!
I asked a question,
and I demand an answer!
Would someone please
pass the mustard?!
- Here! Here's the mustard!
- Stupid mustard eater.
- Logan--
- I'm outraged!
[violin playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh, hey, a violinist.
- My great uncle
was a violinist.
Then he d*ed.
- Mark, I'm not interested
in the death of your--
I just think the violin
is the most romantic
of all the stringed instruments.
- Well, that is one point
of view.
- Thanks.
- Um...
- Yes?
- I think you got
a little eye booger
right in the corner there.
- Thank you, Mark.
- Sure.
Hey, I gotta put more ointment
under my arm.
Catch you later?
- Sure.
- You owe me 10 bucks
for playin'.
For another 10, I'll kiss you.
[dramatic music]
[cell phone ringing]
- Hello?
- Chase?
- Granddad?
- Did you get it?
- Why are you calling me
at 2:00 in the morning?
- Did you get the radio I sent?
CHASE: Yes, yes, I got it,
but right now,
I'm trying to get it back.
- What?
You got it and you lost it?
- Sort of, but I'm trying
to get it back.
It's worth over $10,000.
Ooh, hold on.
Look, I gotta go.
I'll call you later.
- Hi.
- Heh...Zoey.
Uh, listen,
have you seen, um,
my--my contact lens?
'cause I think
I might have accidentally--
Ohhh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Aah!
Puh!
- What is happening?!
- Chase stopped by
to say hello.
- You hit me with a pie?
That is so cliché.
What is this, 1952?
- It's what you get
for trying to steal.
- It's not stealing.
That radio
was a gift from my grand--
Oh!
Oh, God!
You got pie in my eye!
Oh!
- All right.
This is getting
so out of control!
Zoey, just give the boy
his radio back!
- Why should she?
- 'Cause Zoey tricked me.
- I didn't trick you,
and you know it!
- I know nothing.
Why would you hit me in the face
with a key lime pie?
That's the only pie
that would hurt me
if you actually hit me
in the face with it!
- Stop it!
Stop it!
[all shouting]
Stop it!
All right,
we gotta figure out
who should get
that stupid radio,
and we gotta figure it out now,
before this ruins
all of our friendships.
Oh!
- She's right.
- Okay.
But I'm not flippin' a coin.
That thing's too valuable
for coin flippin'.
- We need a person
to just decide who gets it.
You know, what do they call it?
A mediator.
- Okay, so who?
- It should be someone
who can just calmly listen
to both sides
and then make a decision.
Like, someone
without any emotion or passion.
- I know a person.
- And if I had known
what it was worth,
there's no chance
I'd have sold her that radio
for a measly five bucks.
- Wasn't my fault
you didn't know.
- Hey.
You already got your chance
to talk.
Anyway, I say
that any friend should,
under these circumstances,
give me my radio back.
- Are you done?
- I am done.
- Good.
The radio belongs to Zoey.
- I knew it!
I knew it!
- Ha! Told you I was right.
- I'm going back to bed.
- I knew we shouldn't have
let Mark be the mediator.
We should do this over.
I say we need a do-over.
- Hey, guys,
I told you.
Chase--
- His grandfather
gave it to him.
He really deserves it.
- Hey, lucky you.
[everyone arguing]
- Mark.
Thanks for being the mediator.
- Sure.
What else would I have to do
at 3:00 in the morning?
- Well, I just wanted to say
I think you made
the right decision, and I--
You kissed me.
- I know.
I was there.
- But...but why now?
Why was this the right moment?
- Well,
were you expecting it?
- Not at all.
- That's why.
So...
[sniffs]
I'm a pretty good kisser,
right?
- We'll talk
about that another time.
♪ ♪
- What's this?
"Taco Guapo"?
- ♪ So tired,
I can't face it ♪
♪ I know there's no way home
for me ♪
♪ It's never, ever been
so clear ♪
- Wow.
Handsome taco.
- ♪ You say that
you're a stranger ♪
♪ Tomorrow always kills today ♪
- And here.
♪ It's never gonna go away ♪
- I don't get it.
- It's yours.
- But Del Figgalo
said it belongs to--
- I know what Mark said.
Listen, when I found out
this radio
was worth so much money,
I was absolutely gonna give it
back to you.
- Well, then, why didn't--
- You never gave me a chance.
You started screaming at me
and telling me
I was a bad friend.
So, I got mad.
- You were really
gonna give it back?
- Of course.
- I'm an idiot.
- Yeah, well...
- I don't deserve
such a handsome taco.
Hey, I got an idea.
- You're gonna share that taco
with me?
- Yes,
but that was not my idea.
I was thinking,
since this
radio is worth 10,000 bucks,
let's split it.
You know, that way,
you get 5,000
you weren't expecting,
and so do I.
Everybody wins.
- I think
that sounds very fair.
- Good.
But, hey, don't bogart my taco.
- Mm.
Wow, that's good.
What they call muy bueno.
- I know, right?
- So, hey,
since we're gonna be rich,
what do you think we should buy?
- I don't know.
Oh, maybe we could--
GRANDDAD: Chase!
Chase!
- Granddad?
- [wheezing]
- That's your grandfather?
- I thought you were home
in Baltimore?
- I was.
I caught a plane to California
this morning.
I just got here.
My radio's really worth $10,000?
- Yeah, apparently, it's
some rare collectible, but--
- See ya.
- ♪ By no one else,
I hear your name ♪
♪ And see you there again ♪
♪ Where did we go wrong? ♪
- Well, we'll always have
this taco.
- No, we won't.
WOMAN: ♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ Just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ And do what
you choose to do ♪
♪ Don't walk away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away ♪
MAN: Mmm.
CHASE: I don't deserve
such a handsome taco.
03x12 - The Radio
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.