01x03 - Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E./Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L.

[bunniefuu]

Parent teacher organization

Of eradicating youngsters...

att*ck!

[ Laughing ]

Aaaaah!

Aah.

Code red!

The tree house is under att*ck!

- Kids next door, - battle stations!

I'll take care of those

Study-happy sickos!

Mad dad mad!

You get bad

Report card again!

What?!

Ohh!

And that ain't my report

Card, you nut!

Plug me in, numbuh 5.

Power is on.

[ Electricity crackling ]

You cannot defeat

The terrible tutor!

Whoa!

Numbuh 2,

The heliteacher's all yours!

Mm-hmm!

[ Cackling ]

Aah!

Your aim is as bad

As your schoolwork.

[ Laughing ]

Ohh.

Ohh.

Aah!

Ooph.

Naughty children

Make mid western mom angry!

Energihugic fly swatter,

Fire!

Huh?

Aah!

Retreat!

[ Wailing ]

You heard the man.

Yeah, we kicked butt!

Numbuh 2, what is this?

Um, a rubber band

Food flinger?

A rubber band

Food flinger?

Are you kidding me?!

- Our superamazing - tree house,

Supreme center

Of our 2x4 technology,

Is home to an

Inexhaustible power supply.

And all you can think

To make

Is a big rubber band?!

Come on!

Behold...

The central power core,

The most massive power source

In the world,

Generated by thousands

Upon thousands

Of scurrying hamsters.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

[ Wheel squeaks ]

Whee!

Huh?!

What's going on?!

Where are you all going?!

Stop!

My precious power source!

Who did this?!

[ Singsong voice ] I did.

What?

They were tired, silly.

Hamsters work so hard.

They need a vacation.

Hamster holiday!

Fun for all!

[ Generator powering down ]

Yay! Scary party!

Together: [ monotone ] thank you

For coming, mr. Toiletnator,

But you're not the type of

Villain we're looking for.

Oh, wait!

I can do other stuff!

Aaah!

Next.

[ Thundering footsteps ]

[ Foreign accent ]

Ooh, you are childrens!

And so skinny are you!

- Gramma stuffum - make you snack

Of liverwurst

Headcheese casserole.

[ Growling ]

But we've already eaten.

Nonsense!

You are so very skinny.

But if we eat all

Your delicious food,

There won't be any

For those poor,

Starving kids next door.

Starving?!

They're famished,

And they live

Right next door.

[ Evil laughter ]

Liver! Onions!

Uh, yes, gramma?

It is time to prepare

A feast!

[ Evil laughter ]

But little did she know

That the spooky, spooky

Tree-house ghost

Was really...

Me!

Yeee!

Spooky ghost! Yay!

Hyah! Hyah!

You cannot escape me!

[ Both imitating

[ Lightsabers humming ]

Would you guys quit

Fooling around?!

This is serious!

No hamsters, no power.

We're defenseless!

I wonder what hamsters do

On vacation.

[ Chittering ]

No power!

- That means no - electro repulsor defense web,

No mega voltage soup can

Laser... No defenses!

Oh, relax. What's the worst

That can happen?

What could happen?

That could happen!

Oh, look at all

The skinny childrens!

[ Gasps ]

You need to eat,

And nothing fattens up

Like good, yucky,

Healthy food!

Ugh. Spinach.

Eh, just a bunch

Of cruddy food.

These guys are mine!

Ugh!

They ain't so tough.

Uh-oh.

Cream that kid!

Aah!

Whoa!

[ Laughing ]

Hey.

Uh-oh.

Aah! Ugh!

Stay back, you

Giant cheese monster thing!

I've got an

Energihugic fly swatter,

And I'm not afraid to use...

It.

Ohhh.

Ugh.

Ohh.

[ Growling ]

Looks like

Numbuh 5's gonna have

To grill your cheese.

[ Clicking ]

Oh, man.

[ Gasps ]

[ Growling ]

- [ Garbled ] - oh, this is fun!

Catch her before she runs

All that fat off!

Sir, we've got a problem.

Banzai!

[ Slurping ]

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

We can't stop

An appetite like that.

Get rid of him!

Yes, sir!

Aah!

Ohh!

Come to numbuh 2...

Whoa!

Ohh! Ugh! Ooph!

Whoa!

Ohh! Ee! Ohh! Aah!

Ohh! Ee! Ohh! Aah!

Ohh! Aah! Ohh!

A-a-a-a-ah! Ooph!

This food is disgusting.

Yuck! No more!

But, childrens,

It's time

For the second course...

So eat!

Ugh. Bring it on, granny.

A little

Snack won't stop us!

Kids next door, att*ck!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ohh.

Ugh.

[ Groaning ]

My belly hurts.

So fat... So sleepy.

Good!

Pleasantly plump

And with your grandmother you

Should be, eh?

What is it?

There's only four here.

One has escaped.

What?! Find him now!

[ Clears throat ]

Huh?

It's snack time,

fraulein.

"Snack time, fraulein"?

You got to be kidding.

Feed the skinny one!

Stuff him with yucky food!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Meatpie brigade, att*ck!

Hi, guys.

Ugh!

Yes! The feast

Has only just begun!

Uh-oh!

[ Grunting ]

Ohh.

[ Gasps ] [ gasps ]

[ Gasps ] [ gasps ]

[ Groaning ]

Ohh.

No... More... Food.

[ Belches ] ugh.

[ Laughing ]

Liver, I think the childrens

Are ready for dessert!

Yes, gramma!

Desserts, forward march!

[ Evil laughter ]

Desserts?

[ Chittering ]

[ Belches ]

We're having hamsters

For dessert?

- Hamsters? - Don't be so silly.

I made the gorilla pi...

Hamsters?!

[ Chittering ]

Oh! Disgusting,

Nasty rodents!

Oh! They're everywhere!

att*ck! att*ck!

Get rid of them!

It's no use!

We're surrounded!

Aah! Ohh! Aah! Ugh!

I can't cook like this!

Aaah!

Hmm?

[ Grunting ]

We've had enough

Of your gross, slimy

Cooking, lady,

So I'm sending this dish

Back to the kitchen.

"Sending it back to the"...

Come on, man.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Oh!

Childrens...

Granny's back!

No, really, we just ate.

Aaah!

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Slurping ]

Mmm.

[ Humming ]

[ Growling ]

[ Humming ]

Oopsie.

Hmm?

[ Evil laughter ]

Huh?!

[ Evil laughter ]

Aah!

[ Groaning ]

Huh?

Aah!

[ Evil laughter ]

Where can she be?

It's a simple mission...

A trip to the candy store!

She can't even

Get that right.

[ Door opens ]

- It's about time. - You got my...

Chocolate logs? Did you bring

The chocolate logs?!

- And numbuh 5's - caramel critters?

You'd better have a good

Explanation for this, numbuh 3.

Um...

I, um... Look!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

What happened?!

Your teeth should look

Like this.

Or this.

Or this.

I know.

Look, all we got to do

Is get some candy,

And we'll get those teeth back

Out of shape in no time.

Good idea, numbuh 5.

To the candy store!

Eyes front, numbuh 3.

[ Strained ] okay.

Children,

Children, children,

Dr. Sigmund teef

At your service,

And you kids look like you'd

Love a complimentary checkup.

There's nothing like

A good teeth cleaning.

First there's the brushing,

Then there's the scraping

And the scrubbing

And the spitting...

Oh, the freshness!

So, why don't you all step

Inside my office,

And we'll, um, um...

We'll make an appointment

For tuesday...

Or wednesday?

Freak!

[ Growls ]

Finally... Candy time!

Numbuh 1: uh-oh. Looks like

We've got a problem.

Closed?!

But it's only midnight!

We'll just have to come

Back first thing in the morning.

Whoo! Whoo!

Hey, come back!

Jelly's candies is always open

For my best customers...

Hi, mr. Jelly!

The kids next door.

- Good evening, - mr. Jelly.

Come in, come in.

You got to have candy, right?

No fun without candy, eh?

[ Laughing ]

Help yourselves, now.

There's plenty to go around.

So go ahead

And eat, eat, eat!

And if that nasty dentist

Dr. Teef

Tries to give you a brushing,

Well,

You can run, run, run!

Got any taffy?

T-t-taffy?! No!

We're, uh,

We're fresh out...

Fresh out

Of t-t... That stuff.

But let's get you kids

Squared away,

So you can run along

And enjoy

Your delicious candy.

Excellent. Just put it on

The kids next door account.

Goodbye, now.

Don't let the dentist get you.

[ Laughing ]

If that stupid dentist

Tries to fix my teeth,

I'll give him a whumf!

Then I'll give

Him a ka-pow

- And a thwack, - and a graaaaw!

- And if he brings - out the floss,

Then I'll give him the old

Wumpuh thumpah

And then a... Aaah!

Finally,

Numbuh 4 shuts up.

Aah!

Numbuh 5: it's numbuh 4.

[ Gasps ]

He's been bracified!

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

"Brush after meals

And snacks or else,"

Signed, "knightbrace."

What's a knightbrace?

[ Garbled ] the dentist!

The dentist!

It has to

Be that dentist.

Let's not jump

To conclusions.

It's obvious we're dealing

With a villain

Obsessed with dental hygiene,

Which can only mean...

We need more candy!

Numbuh 2, prepare the...

- Numbuh 2? - Where'd he go?

Numbuh 5, where's...

Hey, where's numbuh 5?

[ Garbled ] I don't know.

[ Gasps ]

Guys?! Guys?!

Mmm!

[ Door creaking ]

[ Grunting ] [ grunting ]

Dental floss...

It's cleaning their gums,

And there's nothing

They can do about it.

I'm beginning to think

That a certain dentist

Is behind all this.

Well, I have just the plan

To deal with the likes of him.

Kids next door,

Are you with me?

Yeah!

Whoa! Oh!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[ Evil laughter ]

Now!

Okay!

Huh?

- Numbuh 1: - don't move, freak!

You dare interrupt

My sacred mission?!

[ Garbled ] uh-huh!

Whoa!

I am the brush,

And you are the plaque.

Ugh!

Now brace... For impact!

[ Panting ] [ panting ]

Ugh! Ugh!

[ Growls ]

Now,

This won't hurt a bit.

- ♪ La la la - la la la la ♪

♪ La la la

La la la la ♪

Whoo!

♪ La la la

La la la la ♪

[ Laughing ]

This'll take care of you

In a flash!

Aah!

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

After him!

The dentist's office...

Careful, team.

We're on his turf now.

Spread out and find

The maniac.

He's not in here.

Not in here, either.

Keep looking.

[ Chuckles ]

He has got to be

Around here somewhere.

Look out!

[ Grunting ]

Wha... Where?!

Aah!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Hi.

Oh, hi. How are...

Aaah!

Ugh!

[ Groaning ]

Looks like your cavity-fighting

Career is over,

Dr. Sigmund teef!

Did someone call my name?

Dr. Teef? Dr. Teef?

Dr. Teef? Dr. Teef?

But if... If you're not,

And... And you're the...

But... But he and...

- [ Clears throat ] - just as I suspected!

Mr. Jelly?! Mr. Jelly?!

Mr. Jelly?! Mr. Jelly?!

That's right,

You cavity-covered brats!

Ever since I was a child, I

Wanted to be a dentist,

- But I was kicked - out of school

For trying to put braces

On babies!

Humiliated

By the establishment,

I had no choice but to work in

My family's candy shop

And watch kid after kid

Come in to buy

Cavity-inducing treats!

It was too much... Too much...

Too much... Too much!

So I donned

The corrective headgear

And became the enamel avenger...

Knightbrace

To correct

The damage I'd done!

But we told you in school,

You can't force...

Fools!

Four out of five dentists

Might not be able

To b*at you kids next door,

But I'm the fifth!

[ Evil laughter ]

Open wide!

In the name of fluoride,

Stop this!

Aah!

Ugh!

Ohh!

[ Evil laughter ]

Time for an appointment,

Numbuh 1.

I have a special treatment

For... You!

Aaaah!

Ohh!

Don't worry.

This paste is a yummy,

Yummy new flavor...

Imitation bubble gum.

[ Grunting ]

Hey, jelly!

Chew on this!

Aah!

Mmm! Taffy?

Ooh, it's taffy...

My delicious weakness!

Mmm!

Ooh, delicious!

Delicious taffy!

Mmm!

Taffalicious!

Oh, so good!

So good!

Oh, taffy!

Taffy! Taffy!

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh! Mmm!

Mmm!

Well, that puts an end

To knightbrace.

[ Groaning ]

The dental establishment will do

Its best to reform mr. Jelly.

But what'll happen

To the candy store?

Oh, my lazy brother-in-law will

Be happy to take over.

But in the meantime,

How about that free checkup?

[ Laughing ]

Free checkup.

Freak.

[ Growls ]



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