02x07 - Operation: G.H.O.S.T./Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E.

[bunniefuu]

Numbuh 3: he was the smallest

One of us,

But he had

The biggest heart.

He may not have been

The smartest,

But he always meant well and

Wanted to do the right thing.

[ Sobbing ]

I... I can still see him

Scampering around

The treehouse,

Acting like he was so big

And tough and...

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, don't tell me the stupid

Funeral's not over yet!

[ Screams ]

Aw, come on!

- So, one of the cruddy hamsters - is gone!

It's not like we haven't

Got another thousand

Of the dumb rodents

Running around!

- [ Coughing ] - hey!

Have you weasels been stealing

Soda from my room again?!

Ugh! Ugh!

Why, you fur balls!

Aah!

Come back here, you...

I'm gonna get you!

I am so gonna get you!

Aah!

It's okay, numbuh 3,

Chubbo lived a good life.

Yeah, I'm sure he's in

A better place now.

What kind of place?

You know,

Where all the hamsters go

When they, uh, move on.

Are there plenty

Of cedar chips

For them to frolic

And scamper in?

Sure, and all the sunflower

Seeds they can eat.

And they have motocross races

Every day.

Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Ugh!

Uh, well, maybe not

every day.

Anyway, I'm sure they're

All very happy.

Of course they are.

Now, why don't we all go back

To the treehouse

And watch those hamster cartoons

You like so much?

You guys go ahead.

I wanna spend a little more time

With chubbo.

Take as long as you like,

Numbuh 3.

Come on, guys.

Numbuh 4, let's go,

Already.

Ow! Ugh! Ugh!

I'll deal with you

Soda-stealing rodents later!

[ Laughter ]

And stay out

Of my room!

Oh, chubbo,

I wish I could take care of

All you poor little hamsters

In that place you go to.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Uh, bye-bye, chubbo.

I love you.

[ Rumbling ]

Chubbo... Hamsters... Happy...

Cedar chips...

Toilet-paper roll.

[ Squeaking ]

[ Gasps ]

Hello?

Is anybody there?

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Squeaking ]

[ Sighs ]

Aah!

Ugh!

Come back here with my soda,

You miserable rats!

[ Laughter ]

It's gonna be "pop goes the

Weasel" time when i... Aah!

You are so in for it now!

[ Laughter ]

[ Squeaking ]

Hello?

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Squeaking ]

Hello?

W-what are you still doing up?

We have enough reserve power

For the night.

[ Whoosh ]

Um... Uh...

[ Gasps ]

What... What is going on?

Um... Uh...

Aah!

Uh... Uh...

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Numbuh 3!

- Numbuh 3, - what are you doing,

Playing with the power

At this time of night?

Hamster ghosties!

Hundreds of them, all glowy

And squeaky and fuzzy!

Yes, adorable,

But so scary!

Come on, I'll show you!

This...

- Aaah! - Aaah! Aaah!

Oh, come on,

There's nothing there.

But i...

Listen, you've had

A rough day.

You're imagining

Things.

Why don't you go back

To your room

- And make with the z's, - baby?

'Cause that's where

Numbuh 5 is heading.

Yeah, I'm bushed.

Don't stay up too late,

Numbuh 3.

[ Giggles ]

They're right,

I'm just being... Aah!

Ohhhhhh!

[ Laughter ]

No! No! No-o-o!

Aw, stupid, stupid,

Stupid... Wait a...

Hah! I got one back,

'Cause I kick butt!

♪ You stupid hamster

♪ I got your soda

♪ Stupid, and I'm so cute

Pbht!

Dumb rats think you can

Outsmart me, huh?

Oh!

Numbuh 3: aah! Let me go!

Where are we going?

Help! Aah!

Stop!

Aah!

Numbuh 3!

[ Siren wailing ]

No, stop! No!

No, no, stop!

Stop! You're...

You're tickling me!

[ Laughing ]

Oh, chubbo,

It's so good to see you again!

I could stay here forever!

[ Hamsters cheering ]

Too bad I can't.

I mean, it would be so much fun

To stay with you guys.

[ Hamsters cheering ]

But I really have to go.

[ Hamsters growling ]

Then again...

[ Hamsters cheering ]

Gotta go.

[ Hamsters growling ]

Come on!

I have to take care

Of the hamsters back home.

Besides, you'll be fine.

You're all just ghosts anyway.

Um, uh, well, uh,

Okay, bye!

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

[ Hamsters growling ]

Numbuh 1: any sign of numbuh 3?

All: no.

This place smells like

Soggy wood chips.

Keep your eyes peeled.

She's got to be here somewhere.

Aaaaah!

Fear not, numbuh 3,

The rescue team has arrived.

- Great, nice to see ya. - Let's go!

Huh? Huh?

[ Rumbling ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Panting ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ugh!

Keep climbing!

Come on!

Aah!

Ugh! Help!

Ugh!

[ Straining ]

Ugh! [ Coughing ]

Help me!

Come on, pull!

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Thanks, guys.

Can we please

Go to bed now?

- Huh?! - Huh?! Huh?!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ahem!

[ Gagging ]

[ Growls ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Laughing ]

Way to go! Whoo-hoo!

That's my soda they're using.

[ Laughing ]

[ Hamsters shouting

[ Indistinctly ]

Uh-oh.

Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay!

Thanks, guys!

You were great!

Oh, and chubbo says "hi."

Maybe you fleabags

Aren't so bad after all.

Any time you want a soda,

It's on me.

All right.

Oh, you want one now?

There you go, pal.

Cheers.

Aah!

[ Laughter ]

You rotten

Little weasels!

[ Growling ]

Poor hamster ghosties.

I hope they're not too upset.

Don't worry, I'm sure

They'll find something

To keep them happy.

[ Laughter ]

Numbuh 58: come in,

Kids next door moonbase.

This is numbuh 58 and 59

Of kids next door

Prison transport delta

With a cargo of one

Class-13 prisoner.

- Requesting permission - to land.

that's affirmative,

numbuh 58.

welcome to moonbase.

- Roger that. - Over and out.

Hey, birthday boy's been

Pretty quiet back there.

Yeah, I'd better

Check on him.

What's the matter, numbuh 206?

Tired of being 13 al... Hey!

You shouldn't be ripping

Those wires out of the wall!

[ expl*si*n ]

Numbuh 58: mayday, mayday,

We're losing orbit!

- kids next door - s.c.a.m.p.e.r....

shabby camper actually makes

perfect emergency rescuemabob.

Hmm.

Let's run a full analysis

On this debris, guys.

Ugh.

Would you guys come on?!

Numbuh 5: coming!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Laughter ]

♪ La-la la-la-la,

La-la la-la la la ♪

Finally, some rest

And relaxation.

Aren't you guys forgetting

Something?

Oh, yeah.

Sunblock!

Ugh!

- [ Sarcastically ] - that's just great!

Go ahead, put on sunblock!

Let's soak up some rays!

Oh, hey, I've got an idea.

Let's completely forget about

Investigating this stupid crash

And go frolicking

In the ocean instead.

Maybe afterwards, we could go

And get some yummy funnel cakes

And pizza on

What?!

The boardwalk!

[ Irish accent ]

Funnel cakes and pizzas!

N-n-no, 86!

N-no, sir... I mean, ma'am, sir.

I-i-i thought...

Thinking is what

You boys never do!

You're just like my idiot

Brother... Always goofing off!

We've got a 13-year-old

Operative

Who's scheduled for

Decommissioning on the run!

So what are you idiots

Waiting around for?!

Search that wreckage!

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Coming through.

[ Coughing ]

Aw.

A sand crab.

Numbuh 2: I think I swallowed

Numbuh 5, will you give

These two wimps a hand?

Uh, on it, chief.

Can't anybody get some

Rest around here?

I brought sunblock.

Good idea, numbuh 3.

At least someone's using

Their brain around here!

Yo, we found

The pilots!

Oh, my word.

Wait here and don't move

A muscle!

But i...

Not a muscle.

Out of my way!

Oh, are you all right?

We're okay, chief.

Yeah, nothing broken,

I...

I didn't ask you!

I bet it's your fault

The prisoner escaped!

Man, who put a bee

In h undies?

At least she's

Being nice today.

- Usually, she's - hit us by now.

You two got something

To say?!

N-n-no, sir.

W-we were just...

I-i-i mean...

Stop that!

Nail-biting

Is so disgusting!

Oh! Numbuh 362 never has to put

Up with this kind of stupidity!

If she was here,

She'd slap you dumb boys

Into the next...

[ Rumbling ]

It's numbuh 206!

He's getting away.

- Why didn't you - stop him?!

You ordered me not to move

A muscle.

Oh! I'll stop him myself.

If you want to get anything

Done, you got to do it...

Will someone get in here

And fly this piece of junk?!

All: yeah.

Turbines to speed.

Generators at max.

Weapons on.

Shields on.

Okay, troops, let's...

Quit wasting time and go!

You're letting him

Get away!

Hold her steady,

Numbuh 2.

Can't you fly this thing

Any faster?!

Watch me.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ugh! All right,

Take him down.

Almost there.

[ Gasps ]

He's headed for the

Down the lane's mansion!

Delightful children from

Numbuh 206 knows all about

The kids next door's plans

To infiltrate their

Headquarters with our best spy.

If he gets there,

He'll tell them everything.

Come on, shorty,

sh**t him down!

We're not locked yet.

I said,

"sh**t him down"!

See?

All is see is that tailpiece

Flying right at us!

Numbuh 86: of all the stupid

Things in the stupid world

Of stupid people acting stupid,

You boys are the stupidliest!

It's like you're trying

To win a stupid contest,

But you're too stupid

To take a stupidity test!

Numbuh 5 and numbuh 3,

We'll track numbuh 206 on foot.

Hey, what about us?

Why don't you three try

Guarding that dandelion

From any adult att*cks,

If you think you can

Handle it?!

But...

That's an order!

[ Sighs ]

- I'd like to see some grown-ups - try to get their hands

On that flower while

we're around, eh, guys?

There he is.

Let's go.

We better split up.

- Numbuh 3, - you take to the left.

- Numbuh 5, - you take to the right.

Let's move.

Man, this stinks.

Who do we have to listen

To what numbuh 86 says, anyway?

She's head of decommissioning.

She outranks us.

So what?

We're just as good as she is.

You know what?

You're right.

Who needs her

Stupid orders?!

Come on.

Let's go, boys!

Freeze, numbuh 206!

What?!

Hyah! Hyah!

Ohh.

Nice try,

Birthday boy.

But I guess we know who

The better girl is, huh?

What do you say we go and get

Your decommissioning over with?

[ Door opens ]

Don't move!

- Together: [ monotone ] - what is the meaning of this?

Put your hands

Where I can see them!

[ Muttering ]

I'm not gonna

Ask you again!

But we...

Now!

Aww.

Uhh.

W-w-what is that?

They're, um...

They're toenails.

T-t-t-toenails?!

We've been saving them.

You what?!

That's so disgusting!

It is not.

It's like a hobby.

[ Giggling ]

No! Get those things

Away from...

Ugh!

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Moaning ]

Ugh.

Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Get them off, get them off!

Numbuh 3: numbuh 86,

Where are you?

Numbuh 5: this way.

Ew, that's nasty!

H-h-h-h-help.

Toenails!

Don't just stand there,

Help us pick up

Our toenail collection.

[ Panting ]

I sure hope we didn't miss

Any of the action.

[ Moaning ]

If I was you,

I would wash it off.

Numbuh 1: voilä!

One fugitive

All wrapped up to go.

That's impossible!

You idiots caught

Numbuh 206?!

And we kept the dandelion

Shut up!

Safe, too.

There's no way I'm

Letting you buffoons

- Take credit - for my work!

- What are you - talking about?!

- We captured him - fair and square!

Ha! If it wasn't for me,

You'd still be at the beach,

Trying to figure out how to get

Sand out of your shorts!

So long, you dumb boys.

And good riddance!

Hold it,

Little miss toenail.

We a caught that guy...

Boys and girls.

Don't worry, numbuh 5.

I'll be sure to credit you

And numbuh 3 in my report.

You know what?

Keep your stupid credit!

Suit yourself.

More credit for me.

Man, who put a bee

In h undies?

Numbuh 86: voilä!

One fugitive

All wrapped up to go.

- And I want it to go - on the record

That all credit for this capture

Goes directly to me.

Looks like numbuh 362's

Um, numbuh 86.

Gonna give me a big promotion.

What?!

Uh...

Numbuh 362...

Uh, sir...

You idiot!

I mean, ma'am.

I was this close to getting

The delightful children's plans!

Then you att*cked me

From out of nowhere!

- Whose side - are you on anyways?!

I never thought

A girl would be so stupid!

You are, by far,

The most idiotic person

I've ever worked with!



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

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