[ Tires screech ]
Aaaaaah!
[ Laughs hysterically ]
Yah!
Oh,
It's the toilenator.
I thought you guys sent him
The fake invitation.
We did. We did.
Sorry I'm late
For the annual
"We-hate-the-kids-next-door"
Barbecue.
But there must have been
A typo on my invite.
Good thing I realized the party
Couldn't be in antarctica.
Right, guys?
[ Laughs ]
Oooooh.
Are those hamburgers?
Yes.
I suppose he'd like one.
Wouldn't he, mr. Wink?
Oh, heavens, no!
Do you have any idea
What that does
To your digestive system?!
Good thing I brought
Some nice, healthy vegetables!
- Mr. Wink: knock it off, - toilenator!
That's the kind of garbage
We adults make kids eat!
Just have a burger,
For pete's sake.
Numbuh 1:
Don't mind if we do!
We didn't get a chance
To eat before we...
Came... To...
Kick all...
Of your...
- Butts. - [ Gulps ]
I thought you said it would be
A small bad-guy party.
This is not good!
I'm gonna need
More than one
- Happy-barbecue - rainbow monkey
To make
This many people happy!
Get them!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Stupid kids!
You can't hide in my garage!
Wait a minute.
I don't have a garage.
Kids next door
M.e.g.a.r.a.g.e.
- Mechanized - extra-giant airship
Resembles aged garage
Excellently.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!
Numbuh 3: bye-bye, bad guys!
Happy grilling!
Well, that was a bust.
- Numbuh 4: - tell me about it.
Did you see all that food
Those guys had back there?
We could have at least nicked
Some of that fried chicken!
Whaaa! Ugh!
Hang on, y'all!
Things are getting stickier!
After them, laddies!
An extra ration of gumdrops
To the one that blows them
Out of the sky!
Argh argh argh argh
Argh argh argh!
Aaaah!
Evasive action!
Broadside cannons...
Fire!
They gobbed up the engines!
We're going down!
Ho-o-o-o-ld o-o-o-n!
Wh-o-o-oa!
[ Grunting ]
Ugh!
Brace yourselves!
[ All groaning ]
- Numbuh 1: - is everyone okay?
Define "okay."
- Numbuh 2... - Damage report.
[ Groans ]
I'm okay, chief.
I'm not! Help!
Somebody, help!
Throw me a lifeline!
I'm drowning here!
Hey, this isn't water.
It's [sniffing]
Asparagus!
Oh, for the love of...
Don't be ridiculous,
Numbuh 4.
There's no way
It could be...
I don't believe it.
A sea of asparagus!
No wonder my mom's been
Serving this junk every night.
How else would adults
Get rid of so much
Except by forcing it
On kids?
And we're gonna be
Floating in it for a while.
- It'll take - a couple of hours
To get the engines
Degummed.
Hours?!
I'll be super dead
Of starvation by that time!
Oh, relax!
Numbuh 5's
Not complaining
- About having - some down time.
Well, number 4
Wouldn't mind
Having some
Cheeseburger time!
Numbuh 4:
Food, food, everywhere.
Not a bite to eat...
Like maybe
A super nacho mountain supreme
With extra sour cream...
Or a double-battered
Chicken sandwich,
Molten mozzarella,
Microwave
Pepperoni pizza...
Numbuh 2,
What's taking so long?!
What isn't?
- You ever try getting bubble gum - out of your hair?
Well, this is harder! Agh!
Hey, quit rocking
The boat up there!
This is delicate.
Huh?
What the?
Hmm, could have sworn
I saw... Aaaaaah!
Aaaah! Guys!
- I think - there's something out there!
Numbuh 2, we need
Those engines on-line now!
[ Whimpering ] but I don't
Want to be down here alone!
Aah!
Numbuh 2!
No!
No!
It's too late!
Numbuh 2!
It's my fault!
[ Sobbing ]
I sent him
Down there alone!
Maybe we can
Still save him!
Open the hatch!
Get ahold of yourself!
He's probably swallowed
A bushel of asparagus by now.
I'd love to swallow
A bushel of french fries
Right now.
Hey!
Where did you get
That cheeseburger?!
Cheeseburger?
Happy-barbecue rainbow monkey
Needs sun block!
Don't you try keeping it
All for yourself!
Give me
That cheeseburger!
Get away from me!
No, no, no!
Aaah! No!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Get away from me!
No one is eating
My rainbow monkey!
You can just go eat a...
Great white asparagus!
Well, that wasn't
What I was thinking,
But if it will
Keep mr. Crazy pants
Away from my rainbow monkey,
Then by all means!
Huh?
Whaaaaaa!
Numbuh 3!
The cheeseburger!
Numbuh 4, that thing
Just ate numbuh 3!
But it didn't get
The cheeseburger!
Look!
Numbuh 3 would want me
To have it!
That's not a cheeseburger,
Numbuh 4!
Get back here!
Numbuh 4,
It's coming back!
It's okay!
I can get it!
Don't worry.
I'll share with you guys!
I can get it!
Huh? Huh?
W-w-where'd he go?
I got it!
It's all mine!
Food at la-a-st!
Numbuh 4,
I am ordering you.
Get back to the safety
Of this...
Aaaaah!
Numbuh 1!
[ Panting ]
Eleventy billion pounds
Of charbroiled
Meaty goodness!
Meet my stomach!
Hey! Give me back
My cheeseburger!
Help!
I still can't swim!
[ Gagging ]
Ohh,
It tastes awful!
No! No-ho-ho!
No, no! Numbuh 4!
[ Sobbing ]
[ Gasps ] huh?
Huh?
Aaaaah!
[ Pirates grumbling ]
[ Numbuh 5 sniffs ]
Numbuh 5:
C-chocolate! Ha!
All right,
You cannon-filthy freaks!
Who wants a piece
Of numbuh 5?!
Stickybeard: [ laughing ]
Easy there, lassie.
Fighting's no way
To thank old stickybeard
For saving your gumdrops.
[ Gasps ]
Ugh!
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Ewww!
[ Gasps ]
Yay!
Candy!
Hey, numbuh 5,
You should try
These caramel cannons!
Why'd you save us,
Sticky bum?
Ha ha!
I might be out to destroy
Ye kids next door,
But I'll be
Dipped in chocolate
Before I let a blasted vegetable
Do anyone in!
- Argh! Ar-argh! - Argh! Ar-argh!
Aw, but don't you be getting
Too comfy, though, lass.
Once we're free of
This cursed sea of vegetables,
'Tis back to being mortal
Enemies for you and me!
Oh, put a pop in it,
Sticky bun.
Ooh! Blurbleberry!
Mmmmm.
[ All laugh ]
Say, lassie,
Ye wouldn't mind
- Keeping this business - of me saving ye
- Quiet from the other village, - would ye?
They wouldn't invite me
To next year's barbecue
If they found out.
Aah!
Hiyah!
Grrr! Ooh!
Y-y-yah!
[ All groaning ]
Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh!
Nice work, team.
Another ice cream parlor
Made safe for kids worldwide.
Can we have some ice cream
Now, numbuh 1?
Can we, please? Please?
Can we, ple-e-ase?
Later, numbuh 3.
Right now we need to get
Back to the treeho-o-use!
Hey, how come
You get a scoop?
Ugh! Blah!
- I'm all sticky - and gross.
- I don't even - like strawberry!
Hi, nigie!
Oh, hey, lizzie.
Lizzie?!
What are you doing here?!
- Don't you remember, - nigie?
You promised to take me
To the big junior-high
Football game tonight.
Can we do this
Another time?
- I've just finished - a mission,
And i-i'm
Tired and sticky.
Poor nigie!
Always working so hard
On those missions.
It's a tough job,
But some kid's
Got to do it.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I have to go clean up.
I'm filthy!
Poor nigie!
calling numbuh 1.
hello!
this is number 65.3
with a... Hey!
where's numbuh 1?!
i've got important mission
specifications to send him!
He'll be right back.
But, um...
You can just transmit
Those specifications now,
And I'll
Give them to him.
tha-a-t's negatory!
mission specs are
for leader's eyes only!
Why, herbie...
Is that a new pocket protector
You're wearing?
[ giggling shyly ]
well, i, uh...
Why don't you just transmit
Those big, bad missiony
Thingys to me,
And I'll make sure
Nigie gets them?
well, I suppose
it wouldn't hurt.
[ giggling ]
but just make sure
he gets them!
Oh, I promise.
Bye!
[ Beeping ]
Hmm.
Hmm.
How hard can
Leading a mission be?
This is
For the game.
Okay, everybody!
It's mission time!
You look really
Pretty today, numbuh 1.
Did you do something
To your hair?
- No, no, - it's the outfit.
But yellow
Is not your color.
Lizzie, what do you think
You're doing?
Nigie has officially
Put me in charge of a mission.
You got to be kidding.
It's tru-u-e!
I have the official
Kids-next-door
Mission-specky thing,
The glasses,
And I'm prepping the team
By treating us all
To ice cream!
Works for me!
Hmm, I don't know.
But if numbuh 1
Says so,
I guess numbuh 5
Is in.
Not in that outfit!
We've got to get all of you
Some suitable clothes
For the big mission!
Double scoo-o-ps!
Numbuh 2:
Numbuh 1 never lets us
Get ice cream
Before a mission!
[ Laughs ]
♪ Being leader is fu-u-n ♪
Hello!
Has anyone
Seen my sunglasses?
[ Beeping ]
oh, lizzie!
- I got another new - pocket protector.
hey! What are you
still doing there?!
i transmitted those mission
specs 3.457 terasecs ago!
Mission specs?
yeah, the junior-high
football team's
been practicing
anti-kid maneuvers all week.
and we want you to infiltrate
the boys' locker room
and find out
what they're up to!
Uh, I think
They're just practicing
For the big game tonight.
oh, that makes sense.
never mind
about the mission then.
signing out!
Wait a second!
- You already - sent mission specs?
i gave them to lizzie
to give to you!
it's not like she could do
anything with them.
[ Laughs nervously ]
Yeah.
Numbuh 2:
Uh, I'm pretty sure numbuh 1
Wouldn't take us here
To prep for a mission.
Well, nigie and I have
Different leadership styles.
So back off!!
Okay, okay.
Sheesh.
[ Slurping ]
Mmm, good!
Numbuh 5, you've got to do
Something about this!
Unh-unh!
Numbuh 5 hasn't had
Her nails done in ages.
Lizzie?
Yeah!
Let's do it!
- Right! - We're gonna take them down!
Teenagers. Huh?
Wait a second.
These x's and o's aren't
Football plays, they're...
An invasion plan for
The kids-next-door moon base.
Plans only capable
By someone
With intimate knowledge
Of the base.
Someone
Like numbuh 274.
- The name's chad, - squirt.
So, you're quarterbacking
This scheme, eh, traitor?
Traitor is
Such a harsh word.
I just play
For a different team now,
A bigger, stronger team.
[ All grunting ]
And what makes you think you
Won't fail again, teen boy?
- Because, - you little twerp,
The coach has given me
A powerful w*apon...
This football,
Capable of destroying
The entire moon base...
And this time,
I'm gonna take you
Out of the game first!
Get him, guys!
Uh, shouldn't you fellas
Be off having a pep rally
Or something?
Aah! Ugh!
What?
- Numbuh 4: - look at this crud!
This isn't a mission.
It's a... It's a...
What's a word
For worse than horrible?
Lizzie.
He-e-y!
I bought you guys
Ice cream!
So shut up!!
Don't you tell numbuh 4
To shut up!
I'm the leader!
I can tell
Anyone I want to shut up!
So shut up!!
Hey! Watch the nails.
Shut up!
- Don't you talk to me - like that!
I said, shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up, shut up...
You guys got
The game plan.
We're ready
To play ball.
Okay, then.
An-n-d hut!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
[ All coughing ]
Huh?
More stupid kids?
See!
They all dressed up!
[ Grunting ]
Blitz them!
[ All grunting ]
Eeeeeh!
Aah! Aah! Aaah!
- Numbuh 1: - lizzie?
Oh, hi, nigie.
There's a bunch of big,
Scary teenagers out there!
Never mind that.
Just untie me.
[ Both grunting ]
Almost!
All right, teenagers!
Let's play ball!
Hmm?
Kids next door,
Battle stations!
Duh! Ugh!
Hiyah!
You little! Ughh!
You missed, chadworth.
Slipping
In your old age?
Ughh!
[ Whimpers ]
I've got their football.
Evacuation plan x-42!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Huh?
Numbuh 4:
Hey, where are we?
I don't...
Kids next dorks,
Meet my invasionary force...
The jets!
Here!
Ooh, that...
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaah! Help! Help!
Get away! Help!
Numbuh 3, I'm open.
Throw it here!
[ Whimpering ]
[ Panting ]
I'd love to hang out
With you guys and have a ball,
But I don't have one!
[ Laughs ]
[ All laughing ]
So long, suckers!
[ Laughs ]
Heads up, numbuh 1!
- I got it! - Go, nigie, go!
Go-o-o-o-o, nigie!
[ Panting ]
Hey, I did it!
[ Laughs ]
Touchdo-o-wn!
If he can't do it,
No cruddy teenager can!
Noooo!
Numbuh 4!
[ All gasping ]
[ Coughing ]
[ Groaning ]
Coach: what kind
Of little girls are you?
Oh, um, hi, uh...
Coach.
This is the last time
I let a junior varsity team
- Plan an invasion - of the kids-next-door moon base!
Look at you!
You all make me want to puke!
Get down and give me
- Do I stutter?! - Move it!!
[ Whistle blows ]
One, two, three...
Faster, you wimps!
Eight, nine...
I'm sorry, nigie.
I had no idea
How hard your job is.
It's all right, lizzie.
Just promise
You won't do it again.
Oh, nigie.
I promise!
- [ Laughs ] - okay, lizzie.
Uh, how about I go
Get us some ice cream?
calling numbuh 1!
calling numbuh 1!
i have an urgent mission
for you!
Why don't you just transmit
Those big, bad
Missiony thingys to me,
And I'll make sure
Nigie gets them?
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
03x02 - Operation A.F.L.O.A.T./Operation L.E.A.D.E.R.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.