04x03 - Operation N.U.G.G.E.T./Operation M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I.

[bunniefuu]

- Saturday! Whoo!

Saturday!

Huh?

Uh... No worries, mate.

Don't have to swim it.

Just jump it!

Eee-yah!

[ Screaming ]

Huh?

Ah, stupid stream!

What the?

Is that a...

- Yee!

[ Gulps ]

Haw! That there's 100% genuine

Chicken!

The boy's found the chicken

Nugget mother lode!

[ Rumbling ]

[ All shouting ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

- Yee-ha! I'm rich!

Rich, I tell ya!

- Will somebody tell me what

The heck is going on here!

- Looks like we got us a

Chicken rush on our hands,

Partner.

You just discovered a big old

Deposit of chicken nuggets!

Biggest durn one I ever did see,

I don't mind telling you.

And if'n you don't believe me,

Then my name ain't chicken pete!

Now, if'n you'll excuse me, I've

Got a fortune to find afore it's

Too late!

- They don't call it fast food for - nothing!

Wha-hoo!

- Numbuh 4.

- Oh, hi, numbuh 1. Hey!

Don't tell me you're prospecting

Like all these nut jobs, are ya?

- Of course not.

I'm running the saloon.

Come on, partner.

I'll buy you a nugget.

- Wow!

[ Bell rings ]

- [ Laughs ]

- Howdy, boss.

- Set numbuh 4 up, would ya,

Numbuh 2?

On the house.

- Sure thing.

Here you go, partner.

- Whoa! Thanks, mate.

- Girls and boys, boys and

Girls, the tree house saloon is

Proud to present, from all the

Way across the street, the girls

Who put the happy in the happy

Lunches, the chicken fingers!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Player piano plays ]

- ♪ Some girls are real demure,

They'll ask you out for tea ♪

- ♪ Some girls are friendly,

As nice as they can be ♪

- ♪ Some girls don't care about

Chicken ♪

♪ But those girls ain't me

- ♪ Give us your

Chicken nuggets ♪

♪ We want a six-piece meal

♪ Give us your chicken nuggets

- ♪ And what you ain't got,

- Babe, you better steal ♪ - ♪ you can save your diamonds,

Save your jewels and pearls ♪

- ♪ They might be fine for

Those other girls ♪

♪ But I'll only hug ya

If it's a nugget ♪

♪ So come on lug it to my door

- ♪ How you feeling now?

- ♪ Give us your

Chicken nuggets ♪

♪ Crispy and crunchy, yeah

♪ Give us your

Chicken nuggets ♪

- ♪ You'll get 'em for me,

I got a hunch, yeah ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Door opens ]

- Aah!

- It's the delightful g*ng!

- What are you doing in my

Saloon, delightful varmints?

- Hey! That was my ketchup!

- Together: [ monotone ] my

Saloon, my ketchup... Wrong!

We have the deed to every inch

Of this land,

And all of it's chicken.

- You're just spoiling for a

Fight, ain't ya?

- Oh, no, not us.

But our friends from the

Chicken bucket are.

Get 'em, boys!

- Ahh!

- Ohh!

- Grr!

- Yah!

- Uh...

- Aah!

- Ohh!

- Ahh!

[ g*n sh*t ]

- Well, well, things look

Different when you're staring

Down the barrel of a chicken,

Don't they?

- Hey, I don't care what you're

Packing, creeps!

Give me back my nugget!

- Oh, we're sorry, wallabee.

We just ate it!

[ Laughter ]

- You'll pay for this!

Do you hear me?!

You'll pay!

- Come on now!

We got nuggets to mine!

Keep on digging!

- I said move it!

- Oh, man, this is horrible!

It's almost noon, and I still

Haven't had a single nugget

To eat.

- Stop whining, numbuh 4, and

Help us dig.

- I'm not whining!

I found this stupid place!

It's only fair I get my piece...

And some ketchup to dip it in.

- Here ya go, numbuh 4.

I was saving this for all those

Poor, hungry kids who've been

Slaving in the hot, hot sun all

Day.

But if you really, really need

It, you can...

- Sweet!

Thanks, kuki!

- Shh! Here comes the jailer!

- Well, howdy!

- You! You sold us out!

- Now, now, now, tain't nothing

Personal.

I'd rather mind the hoosegow

Than have to mine that stream.

- Well, come on, you gotta get

Us outta here!

- Well, I reckon I might be

Persuaded to lose track of this

Here key, but it'll cost ya

One nugget.

- How about half a nugget?

- Give me that, for pete's

Sake!

- Exactly!

[ Gulps ] mm-mmm!

Here you go, partner!

Not sure what good it does ya.

Y'all ain't got no weapons or

Nothing.

- Don't you worry about us,

Partner.

We're the kids next door!

- [ Knuckles cr*ck ] - [ crash ]

[ Whistling ]

- Huh?!

Hey, where are all of our

Workers?

- Set 'em free!

It's just you and me now.

- Grr!

Numbuh 4...

Get off our nugget mine!

- It's my nugget mine!

Mine... Mi... Mine?

Mine!

- What?

- Oh, never mind!

The point is, me and my friends

Are taking back this here town.

So I'm giving you delightfuls to

The count of "q" to get out of

Here!

Once and for all!

- Then get to counting!

- One!





"Q"!

[ Both gasp ]

[ Mumbling ]

- Now, get.

And stay get before I give you a

Double dippin' of get!

[ All cheering ]

Whoa!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yee-ha!

Some kid just discovered a big

Old deposit of onion rings south

Of the border!

[ All shouting ]

[ Rumbling ]

- Help me! Help me!

Come and get me!

Huh?

Oh!

Stupid stream!

Saturday!

Saturday!

- They brought their prisoner.

Numbuh 5, ready the package.

- I don't like being out in the

Open like this, numbuh 1.

- Relax, numbuh 4.

This mall is neutral territory,

And we've done prisoner

- Exchanges with the adults here - before.

Global command ordered us to

Retrieve the operative and the

- Top secret information he holds, - no matter the cost.

- Yeah, yeah, I know.

I just hate the idea of giving

Those cruddy adults back one of

Their own.

- Don't worry.

We're giving them absolutely

Nothing of value.

- So, the old toilenator's too

Much for ya, huh?

Couldn't take my two plys of

Fury, could ya!

- We're just trading you so we

Don't have to listen to your

Mouth anymore, sir flush-a-lot!

- Uhh...

Well, you don't have to be so

Mean about it.

- All right, numbuh 1, we're

Sending out your brat.

- Understood.

We're sending yours.

Okay, you're free to go, but

Bother the kids next door again,

And we'll feed you and your

Toilet paper to our hamsters.

Am I clear?

- Crystal... Shiny... Crystal

Clear.

- Good. Now b*at it!

Here he comes.

They've switched sides.

Oh, no!

- What is it?

- Did they send an adult - in disguise?

- Worse.

They've sent us numbuh 13.

[ Gasps ]

- Those dirty rats!

- Look at this vase I got at

The pretty porcelain palace.

It's got a copy of the rainbow

Monkey lisa on it.

Isn't it rainbow-rific?

Okay, so it's a little tacky,

But it's not that...

- Numbuh 3!

The prisoner we're exchanging

For is numbuh 13!

- So? I'm sure all those

Stories about numbuh 13 are just

Exaggeration.

- Numbuh 13 reporting for du...

Ahh! My eye! My nose!

My nose and my eye!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Is it bleeding?

It's bleeding.

Everything's dark. Oh, I'm deaf.

What? Hello? I'm purple.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow!

- You were saying?

- Oh, come on, at least give

Him a...

- Ooh, a porcelain rainbow

Monkey vase.

Did you know that there are only



You really should hold on

Tighter to things like that.

They're quite fragile.

[ Laughs ]

Hey, numbuh 2, what does this

Lever do?

- Don't touch that.

- Can I touch that one?

- No.

- How about this?

- No!

- This?

- Aah!

- Numbuh 13, global command

Said you had some vital top

Secret information for us.

- Oh, yeah!

Okay, listen up, 'cause this is

Big!

The adults...

- Yes?

- We're fighting against...

- Yes?

- Are planning right now, as we

Speak, their very own macaroni

And cheese dinner!

- Ohh!

- And they're doing it tonight!

Tonight, tonight, tonight!

- You know, maybe this macaroni

Mission would be better for your

Sector, numbuh 13.

- That's what I think, if you

Want my opinion.

- Sector n, come in, sector n.

- Well, howdy, sector e.

What can I do you for?

- Hello, numbuh 14.

We've recently acquired numbuh



Plan to return him to your

Sector for a vital mission.

- That doesn't include us.

- Uh... No can do, numbuh 1,

Because...

- We're under att*ck!

- Oh, yeah, we're under att*ck.

Ahh! We're under att*ck!

Ahh, ahh!

Oh, no, oh, no, what a battle!

- An att*ck? Don't worry.

We'll come to your aid.

- No need for that.

The att*ck's over.

We won. Yippee.

- Well, okay, then we'll bring

Numbuh 13 back to you.

- Uh, er, uh...

- We lost the signal.

- Hail them again.

- Sombrero pizza delivery.

May I take your order? Amigo?

- Uh, never mind.

End transmission.

- Hey, guys, what... Oh!

Are they gonna help us stop that

Macaroni and cheese dinner?

- Oddly enough, no.

- Why not?

- Because, dork-a-zoid,

Interrupting a cruddy adult

Dinner isn't a cruddy mission!

- Well, I thought someone would

Care if the macaroni museum of

Art was being ransacked.

- That's where the rainbow

Monkey lisa's exhibit is.

- Duh! That's where the adults

Are getting their macaroni from.

I guess I forgot to mention

That. Ohh!

- I told you not to touch that!

- Well, sorr-y!

Jeez, you guys, you thought you

Were in sector n.

- Come on, team.

We've got macaroni art to save.

- Hey, wait up!

Come on, wait for me!

I can't... Whoa! Ohh! Whoa!

- Looks like we're late for the - party.

What's the scoop, numbuh 5?

- Rocky road.

- Ice cream man!

- So the adults are already in,

But we still have the element of

Surprise.

- I'm coming, monkey lisa!

- Let's go, team!

- Tsk, tsk, lying down on the

Job.

Some leader you are.

- So much for the element of

Surprise.

Kids next door, battle stations!

[ Yelling ]

- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

That's it, boys!

The more, the merrier.

I may not know much about fancy

Pants art that a bunch of kids

Made, but I know what I like

To eat.

[ All laughing ]

- Let's get 'em!

- Drat! It's those delinquents

Next door.

Rocky, fudge ripple, tito!

You hold off those miserable

Brats!

I've got a special piece of

Dinner to collect.

- Incoming!

Ahh!

- Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch!

- Huh?

- Numbuh 2, we're supposed to

Be saving the art, not

Destroying it!

- Ohh!

- You should talk!

- [ Laughing ] yes!

Rainbow monkey lisa!

More delicious macaroni per

Square inch than any other work

Of art in the world!

And you're all mine!

Ha, ha, ha, come to papa!

- Don't... You... Dare!

- Numbuh 4, see if you can get

Around them!

We'll cover you!

- Right!

- Yah!

- Numbuh 4!

- Panic!

Help me!

Everything's going tutti-frutti!

- Numbuh 4! Oh, no!

No!

- Numbuh 2!

- Listen, girlie, I'm just

Trying to get a square meal

Here, and clobbering you will

Help me build up my appetite.

Ahh!

Aah!

Hey, no fair!

- No one touches the rainbow

Monkey lisa!

Yee-ahh!

- Go, go, go!

- We got 'em on the run!

Let's finish 'em off!

- Yeah!

- Okay, okay, cut it out.

It's just a bunch of stupid

Macaroni, for pete sake!

All right! Uncle!

- Don't you ever, ever touch

That painting!

Ahh!

- Not to worry, numbuh 3, I've

Got it!

Here, I'll... Whoa! Ow! Ohh!

Ahh! Oh!

- Huh?

- I'm okay! [ Laughs ]

Oh, my!

Why does this always happen?

Ohh! Ohh!

[ Numbuh 3 screaming ]

- Quick, run like little girls!

[ Numbuh 3 screaming ]

- Quick, run like little girls!

- Uh, numbuh 3, are you okay?

- [ Sobbing ] i... I couldn't

Save the monkey lisa!

- Aw, don't worry.

I'll just make another one.

- Well, at least the mission

Wasn't a total failure.

- What are you talking about?

It was a disaster.

- Notice anyone missing?

- So, what is the idea that is

So big?

Where is the macaroni?

I came for macaroni!

- Yeah! How can I brush after a

Meal if I haven't eaten

Anything!

- All right, hold your horses!

We've got enough macaroni for

Every... One?

- Is numbuh 3 gone yet?

She's scary!

- Ohh!

- Oh, goody!

You recaptured numbuh 13!

Hooray for us!

- Oh, shut up, toilenator!

[ Numbuh 1, numbuh 2 shouting ]

- Yeah!

- You know, it's kind of funny.

Here we all thought that

Numbuh 13 was a disaster, but it

Turns out in the end that he

Saved us from disaster.

- No, he didn't.

- Oh, yeah.

What a loser!