04x12 - Operation L.O.V.E./Operation C.O.U.C.H.

[bunniefuu]

♪ What is this feeling

That I hope will never pass? ♪

♪ What is this feeling

That mom thinks is just gas? ♪

♪ It makes me queasy, so

Uneasy ♪

♪ And just a little funky

♪ Like a giant huggy buggy

♪ Smiling rainbow monkey

♪ I never cared so much before

♪ More than I loves them

Animals ♪

♪ Now my life is happiness

Galore ♪

♪ My heart flies like the, um,

Seagulls ♪

♪ What can it be

♪ This mystery happening

To me ♪

♪ Can my friends see?

♪ I'm happily in love

♪ I've said it

Isn't that so cute?

♪ I've said it

♪ Really, really sweet

♪ I've said it

♪ Like yummy fresh fruit

♪ I've said it

♪ Tonight we finally meet

♪ I'm so in love

♪ My heart is full

♪ I'm so in love

It's adorable!

♪ I'm so in love

Hey, toots, what time is it?

Time to follow my heart!

- ]] No, seriously, what time is - it?

- I gotta be home for dinner at - 6:00.

♪ La la la la

♪ La la la la

♪ La la la la la la la la...

Be smart, toots.

Yeah, kid.

It's a dangerous world out

There.

More dangerous than love?

Well, duh.

We're in the middle of a g*ng

w*r, don't ya know?

[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]

♪ Where you gotta go to?

♪ Out there's nothin' but

Troubles ♪

♪ Stay and have a soda

♪ Watch the pretty bubbles

♪ Why all the fuss?

♪ You're acting dumb

♪ Just hang with us

♪ You want a plum?

- ]] ♪ Don't join those other - guys ♪

♪ 'Cause they don't know squat

♪ So come on, girl, get wise

♪ How 'bout a kumquat?

♪ Perhaps I'll pick the

- Cherries ♪ - ♪ but first answer this query

♪ Why must we fight every day,

Every night? ♪

♪ It isn't right

[ Clearing throat ]

♪ We're us and they're them,

And we'll never be pals ♪

♪ We're us and they're them

♪ We're those guys and those

- Gals ♪ - ♪ we're us and they're them

- ♪ We wear jeans, they wear - leather ♪

♪ We're us and they're them,

So why hang together? ♪

♪ We're us and they're them

♪ They're wrong and we're

- Right ♪ - ♪ we're us and they're them,

♪ And that's why we must fight

♪ But not tonight

♪ It's tearing me apart

♪ I'd rather listen to my

Heart ♪

♪ And right now I'm going to

Start ♪

♪ Goodbye

♪ I now depart

Oh, that's tart!

[ Squeals gleefully ]

[ Laughs ]

♪ La dee da-da dee da da

Whee!

[ Gasps ]

No one's here!

[ Cries ]

Have I made a terrible mistake?

- ]] Together: [ monotone ] don't - worry.

You'll never be alone...

Now that we're together.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, thank goodness!

It's you!

Now I know I'm safe, just like I

Always do when I look in your...

Uh, 1, 2, 3... 10 Eyes?

Enough talk.

Kiss me.

Ah!

Are you crazy, kooky?

You can't kiss those delightful

Doofuses!

They're the enemy!

Numbuh 4!

How in the world can you

Possibly even think about liking

Them?

- Besides... - ]] Wally!

- ]] Please don't interrupt, - kooky.

This isn't easy for me to say.

[ Inhales deeply ]

What are my parents doing here?

They're here to see the

School play.

Uh... Did you just say school

Play?

Yes, wally... School play,

The play you ruined before my

Big finale!

Oh, I wouldn't worry about

Your finale because we've come

Up with one of our own.

Behold!

And our finale is bigger,

Better, and much more permanent.

I never saw that thing in the

Prop department!

Well, duh!

We bribed the director to get it

In, just like we bribed him to

Cast us in the lead.

Well, that makes sense 'cause

I have a totally better singing

- Voice than... - ]] Shut up!

Ugh!

To think of the weeks and weeks

We spent pretending to like

Kooky, just to prepare our plan!

Hmph!

But it was worth it because

Now we will show your parents

How inferior you all are.

Now they'll see how we deserve

To be loved and admired more

Than you brats!

Not to mention that with all of

You gone, the play's best-actor

Award will be a shoo-in for us!

[ Evil laughter ]

Wait!

Can't we please just sing the

Final number first?

Uh...

No!

[ Screaming ]

Look out!

Numbuh 5, get those kids out

Of here!

A-five, six, seven, eight!

[ Dance music plays ]

Oh, that's my girl up there

Avoiding deadly laser blasts!

Numbuh 2, I need you on

Lights.

On it.

When you're a jet, you're a jet.

Your a.v. Skills are no longer

Required.

Module activate!

Kids next door

S.p.o.t.f.i.t.e.s.... Super

Powerful oscillating tasers

Flamingly ignite terrifically

Entertaining scenarios.

Ooh!

The production values are

Much better than last year.

- ]] Give it all you've got, - numbuh 2!

Break a leg, delightful

Dunces!

What is that?

Ooh!

♪ Oh, it's so

Lovey-da-lovey-da

Lovey-dovey-wuvvy ♪

Get down!

What are you doing?!

I've been waiting weeks to

Sing my big... And I'm gonna sing

It!

Maybe I can wait a little

Longer.

Ah!

So, what's wrong with a

Simple love story already?

I can live without all the

Booms!

Their field is too strong!

Huh?

[ Gasps ]

[ Fireworks exploding ]

Say goodnight, nigel.

It's your final curtain call!

You know, delightful dorks,

You should take your show on the

Road because you're smashed.

A smash!

The expression is "a smash"!

That's not the expression I

Was thinking of.

Huh?

[ Cheering ]

Uh, numbuh 3, we're all going

- To laura and ricky's to - celebrate.

You want to come?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I'm glad we defeated the

Delightful children and all, but

I just wish I could have sung my

Big duet before the battle!

Oh.

Oh... I'll tell you what...

[ Clears throat ]

I'll sing it with you.

You will?

Uh, well, well, well, th...

That depends.

What's it called?

It's called "it's so

Lovey-da-lovey-da

Lovey-dovey-wuvvy."

No way!

Wah!

Ugh...

Okay.

[ Squeals gleefully ]

♪ Oh, it's so

Lovey-da-lovey-da

Lovey-dovey-wuvvy ♪

♪ I want to huggly wuggly

Snuggly all the afternoon ♪

♪ I want to be snuggly ugly

Duggly by the evening moon ♪

♪ We're just the cutesy

Wutesey lutesiest pair ♪

♪ You're just a goog-a googly

Goog-a boogle-a bear ♪

Oh, forget this crud!

What?

We're just getting to the really

Cute part!

Come back!

You're adorable!

So, there you go... The

Common cold could "snot" handle

Sector q's 2-by-4 technology

Weaponry.

Get it?

"Snot!"

I said "snot" instead of "not"!

In other news, here are

Today's 13th birthdays.

[ Clears throat ]

Isn't the kids next door

Nightly news great?

Yeah, and that numbah 10 sure

Is easy on the eyes.

[ Purrs ]

Ow!

What?

Come on!

I'm just sayin'.

[ Alarm sounds ]

Hey, guys, there's an

- Extra-super triple emergency in - sector "c"!

We've got to get to arizona

Right now!

But sector "c" 's in china.

Uh... Even better!

There's no time to lose!

Let's go, go, go!

Kids next door, battle

Stations!

[ All shouting ]

It's the "manly men yelling

And dropping anything" hour!

You heard me, girly-pants.

We're manly, and we're dropping

Things, so get out of the way,

Or get...

[ Straining ]

Why didn't I think of this

Sooner?

Yeah!

Great idea, wally!

Huh?

It's the "rainbow monkey

Share-time special"!

Hey!

Give me that!

No, i...

We can't watch this.

My show is educational.

You need to learn about sharing.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you need something big

Dropped on you!

[ Shouting ]

No!

Oh, well.

I'll just go up to the tv and

Change the channel from there.

Are you out of your mind?!

We have to get that remote back!

What's the big deal?

See?

Numbuh 4?

Hm.

[ Breathes heavily ]

Whoa!

Ahh!

[ Groaning ]

Hey, uh, wake up, little

Fella.

Where... Where am i?

You fell down in the bottom

Of the couch, buddy.

You've been out for like three

Commercial breaks or something.

Oh, by the way, I'm dave.

- I'm the emperor around these - parts.

Oh, and this is dave.

Hey.

And dave.

Yo!

And that's dave back there.

What's happening, baby?

And there's dave.

What's up?

- ]] Don't forget about dave back - here!

Wait a second.

You're the emperor that lives in

My couch?

Not a bad job, eh?

Though sometimes I can't tell if

I'm working hard or hardly

Working!

[ Laughter ]

And I think you know what I'm

Talking about!

You're a lucky dude to land here

Now.

Oh, we've gone through tough

Times.

For six tv seasons, the great

Couch has given up only keys and

Spare change.

[ Heavy sighing ]

But today an excellent omen

Appeared that portends a bright

New season.

[ Cheering ]

Soon it will rain pretzels,

Snack foods, even pizza crusts!

For today, the almighty remote

Descended from the gods on high!

Hey!

That's my remote!

Give me it back!

[ Murmuring ]

Hey, hey there, little buddy.

Your remote?

What makes you think you can

Claim such a glorious bounty?

'Cause it's mine!

I dropped it, and I'm going to

Get it!

[ Laughs ]

Only the emperor may caress the

Holy remote!

Whoa!

Too much information!

I hear that!

[ Laughter ]

[ Strains ]

So, you dare to challenge the

Authority of the emperor?

Uh, duh!

Bring it on, belly flop!

Fine!

We shall meet on the field of

Honor!

No shirt, no shoes, no problemo!

[ Laughter ]

You hear what I'm sayin'?

I know you do!

Okeydokey, artichokey!

Your challenge is a chariot race

Driven by near-wild dust...

[ Screeches ]

Bunnies.

Whoever snatches the most holy

Remote and keeps possession of

It until the end of the race

Will be crowned emperor.

Oh, and the loser gets dumped

Down the crevice that leads to

The bottom of the world.

Any quest-arinos?

Yeah... Who came up with such

A dumb, stupid, cruddy

Challenge?

- ]] It is kind of stupid, isn't - it?

But hey, don't look at me!

I'm with stupid!

Guilty as charged!

[ Laughter ]

All right, already, let's

Just move on!

You guys are starting to make my

Skin crawl.

Whoa!

Too much information!

[ Laughter ]

Oh... That's it!

Hyah!

Hey, I was telling a joke

Here!

Hyah!

[ Screeching ]

[ Booing ]

[ Screeching ]

[ Booing ]

Hyah!

[ Laughter ]

[ Growls ]

[ Growls ]

[ Growls ]

[ Growls ]

[ Indistinct yelling ]

Ha!

It's mine!

[ Crowd boos ]

Ha ha!

See ya!

Wouldn't wanna be ya!

[ Laughter ]

Good one.

Hyah!

Ohh!

Aha!

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

Give me my remote!

Give me it!

Sharing is...

And for you folks...

Three on...

So...

[ Strains ]

What's going on?!

Give me my remote!

- ]] [ Growls ] - ]] I hope you've got the stomach

To play the game, kid...'Cause

I've got plenty of stomach to

Spare!

Whoo-hoo!

Ah!

My upholstery!

Now, give me the most holy

Remote!

[ Groans ]

I have the remote!

I rule!

The kid drools!

Give me that!

You guys are driving me crazy

With all the channel hopping!

A... Girl has the remote?

It has been defiled!

Not for a million billion fall

Seasons has this occurred!

Oh, come on.

A girl can't even touch the

Remote?

We must be avenged!

Release the dust bunnies!

Release the dust bunnies!

Ooh, cute bunnies!

Run!

[ Screeching ]

What do we do?

What do we do?

What do we do?

I've got a plan.

We could...

Ahh!

- ]] Don't worry, fellow kids next - door!

Sector three has heard your

Distress call, and we're here to

Help!

Arh!

[ Indistinct screaming ]

[ Screeching ]

Let's clean house, guys!

Yeah!

No need to thank us.

We're happy to help.



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