[ Horns honking ]
[ Shouting ]
Whoa!
Looks like we got a runner.
Hold your position, people.
Oh, no!
Hey!
What's the big idea, blocking
The road, kids?
Yeah, we've been planning our
Trip to the grand canyon for 87
Years.
I'm sorry, folks, but a
Couple of denture eating bears
Have been spotted in this area,
And they're attracted to the
Scent of liver spots.
- [ Gasps ] - [ chuckles ]
And if you look out the
Window, folks, you can see...
Attention, aircraft.
This airspace is restricted, so
Turn that hunk of junk around
Now!
Oh, yeah?
Well, who's gonna make me?
Uh, attention passengers...
We're out of here.
The skies are all clear,
Numbuh 1.
Good work, numbuh 2, but
We're running out of time.
Listen up, people.
I don't care how you get people
To evacuate, just do it!
Yes, sir!
All zones, report in.
Copy, numbuh 1.
Zone gamma-gym-shorts, free and
Clear.
Zone alpha-boogie, clear like
Water.
All right, all right.
Everyone in here, scram.
- You and you and... - [ Cats howl ]
- [ Whimpers ] - okay, okay.
You kitties can stay.
Zone cappa-litter-box, clear.
Excellent.
Now we can move on to phase two.
Ooooh!
"Teen villun"!
What?
Prom queen and teen tornado
Broke up?
I'd like, uh, 10 gazillion
Tons of it, please.
Excuse me, admiral, but do I
Know you?
Yep... I mean, uh [clears
[Throat] nope!
Of course we've never met,
Toilet eater.
Will that be paper or
Plastic, sir?
[ Clears throat ]
Dump truck, please.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, oh, careful, careful.
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Oooooh!
Mr. Boss!
Mr. Boss!
Aw, jeez, it's the
Toilenator.
Big news, mr. Boss.
The kids next door are up to
Something huge!
Listen, leave it alone this
Time.
If the kids next door were up to
Something big, wouldn't i know
About it?
Um, well, I guess... I
Guess you're right, mr. Boss.
Of course I'm right.
Now b*at it.
I'm trying to think in here.
- [ Splashing ] - oh!
Darn toilet's stopped up.
I can help!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
[ Groaning ]
[ Toilet flushes ]
Um, uh, thanks, toilenator,
I think.
No sweat, mr. Boss.
See ya!
Ohhh.
[ Toilet flushes ]
[ Chewing ]
Mr. Boss was right.
The kids next door would never
Show their faces... Mmph!
Hey!
Where'd everybody... Huh?
[ Truck engine turns over ]
Kids next door, move out!
- [ Horn honks ] - hey!
You come back here, you!
I am not kidding!
I said come b-a-a-a-ack!
Uh-oh.
[ Screams ]
Ooh! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Uhh! Ow!
[ Grunting ]
[ Whimpering ]
Hyah!
Hyah!
Wherever numbuh 4 goes, I goes,
And then mr. Boss will see that
I was right.
Ow!
Oww!
Uh! Ah!
Ow! Ow! Oh!
Oh! Ay!
Ugh!
Ohhhhhhh.
Truck number three through
Five is clear, sir.
Finally!
Now to find out what those kids
Next door are up to.
Alley-oo... Ow! Ow!
- There's something inside those - trucks.
I've got to get past that
Roadblock and find out what it
Is.
Yo, check it out!
It's that toilenator freak.
- [ Laughter ] - all right, hold it right
There.
Where do you think you're going,
Toilet... I mean [chuckles]
Admiral?
Um, hi, kids.
I, uh, left my boat right over
There, next to the grand canyon.
Who do you think you're
Fooling?
He can pass, numbah 60.
He can?
Sure.
But he's got to go through the
Super double-secret entrance
Over there.
Oh, okay.
Uh, aye, aye, number 4.
Oop, i-i mean, uh, nice little
Boy.
[ Laughter ]
Ooooh, it's kind of dark in
Here.
So, uh, where's my
Glow-in-the-dark toilet brush?
- [ Strikes match ] - ahh.
Aaah!
[ Screams ]
Well, howdy, partner!
Did anybody order some sugar?
[ Whistles ]
[ Crash ]
And I got them in these cute
Little packets!
Packets?
Numbah 3, it'll take forever to
Rip all these open.
Yeah, but they're so cute!
Oh, whatever!
Just get to ripping, people.
We can't let those packets knock
Us off schedule.
- And numbah 5, where are you - with...
You don't have to shout,
Baby, numbah 5's got the goods.
One spoon?
We'll need more than that.
Like maybe eleventy billion
Trays full?
Sugar?
Plastic spoons?
What kind of diabolical plan are
Those kids next door up to this
Time?
All right, numbah 4, you may
Commence pouring.
Roger that, numbah 1.
Calling kids next door moon
Base... Send every operative
We've got to the grand canyon.
It's time we unveil our little
Surprise.
Every kids next door
Operative?
Here, at the grand canyon?!
I got to tell mr. Boss.
No, wait!
I'll deal with them myself!
Aaaaaaah-yah!
This party is over!
Give up now or face the wrath of
The toilenator!
[ Laughter ]
Dork!
Oh, whatever, toilenator.
Could you just keep it down?
We're kind of busy.
[ Sighs ]
All right, enough laughs.
Numbah 2, commence cloud-seeding
Operations.
You "uddered" the right
Words.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, puns.
[ Mooing ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
It's... It's raining...
Milk?!
Hey!
What are you kids up to?
Where do you think you...
Whoa!
Aaaah!
[ Laughter ]
That toilenator is such a
Loser.
He has got to be the lamest
Villain ever.
He should be called a
"Vill-lame!"
[ Laughter ]
Well, I got to hand it to
You, numbuh 1.
Filling the grand canyon with
Rainbow munchy cereal, you just
Might have outdone last year's
Celebration.
Well, I have to admit,
Numbuh 86, making mt. Vesuvius
Erupt caramel was quite good,
But I wanted to make this year's
Celebration gr-r-r-eat!
My fellow kids next door,
Congratulations on another year
Of fighting adult tyranny.
Now, the only thing stopping us
From enjoying the biggest bowl
Of cereal ever is...
A long, boring speech.
So let's eat!
[ Cheering ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
Those kids next door had no idea
We knew about their plan all
Along.
Wait till they get a load of the
Prize in this cereal.
Deploy the lasers!
Kids next door, are you
Ready?!
[ Cheering ]
[ Screams ]
That... Is... It!
I will not be the butt of
Everyone's jokes anymo-o-o-re!
I'll show you not to mess with
The toilenator!
[ Wind blowing ]
[ Moaning ]
[ Laughter ]
Ahh-h-h-h-h-h!
Everybody get set!
Ahh-h-h-h-h-h!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wa-a-a-a-a-h jo-o-o-o!
Huh?
[ Sound of toilet flushing ]
Phew!
[ Gasps ]
I flushed it.
I flushed the whole thing!
Ha ha ha!
No-o-o-o!
My glorious plan destroyed!
Who could have ruined...
Oops.
Great party, numbuh 1.
Hey, hey, look!
We captured all the villains.
My plan worked like a charm.
[ Chuckling nervously ]
Plan?!
That wasn't your plan,
Snot-brain!
I told numbuh 362 you dopes
Shouldn't have been in charge of
This year's anniversary!
Hey, look!
It's the grand canyon!
[ Shouting ]
Ahh!
Come back here, toilenator!
Okay, numbuh 3, the ship's
Ready, so we might as well get
Them onboard.
[ Laughing ]
Good afternoon, passengers!
We are now boarding flight
Eleventy-bahundred, nonstop
Service to this year's hamster
Holiday destination... Sunny
Jamaica!
[ Cheering ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tickets, please.
- You know, numbuh 3, while it's - nice to give the hamsters a
- Break from powering the tree - house every year, don't you
Think it's dangerous sending
Them on vacation all at once?
Oh, come on!
What could possibly...
Hey, guys!
What you doing, huh?
Hi, lizzie.
Where's nigie?
I baked a special pie to welcome
Him back.
What?
Don't point that thing at us!
It might go off.
Very funny.
Just tell me where nigel is!
He's not here.
We were just on our way to pick
Him up in jamaica.
Jamaica?!
He told me he was going on a
Secret mission and that he'd be
Lucky if he made it back.
Well, if I was going to
Sector "j," with its 52 swimming
Pools, 24-hour all-you-can-eat
Ice-cream buffets, and 365 miles
Of waterslides, I might not make
It back, either.
Especially if I was there
With numbuh 10.
Hoo hoo!
She can fly my ship any day.
Numbuh 10?
Who's numbuh 10?!
Oh, uh...
[Chuckles nervously]
No one.
Well, if you consider being
The leader of sector "l," the
Anchor of the kids next door
News network, and the prettiest
Girl in the whole kids next
Door "no one," then, yeah, she's
No one.
Why, that two-timing creep!
- Go off to jamaica with some - other girl, huh?
Um, lizzie, where do you
Think you're going?
I came to give nigel a pie,
And I'm gonna give it to him,
All right!
Right in the face!
- I don't think that's such a - good idea.
And besides, that flight's
Totally booked.
Get me to jamaica now!
Oh, look, there's a seat in
Aisle 72.
Enjoy your flight.
Really, nigel?
That's fascinating.
I had no idea we had so much in
Common.
Yeah, who would have thought?
And, you know, I think this is
The first time I'm actually
Relaxing a bit instead of
Constantly thinking about
- Missions and stuff, - although I'll probably keel over
If I have another smoothy.
[ Giggling ]
Maybe I'm rubbing off on you a
Little.
Another mango smoothy, mon?
Oh, what the heck.
Toilet-paper tube to chew on,
Sir?
Chew tube?
Would you like a chew tube?
Chew tube for you?
[ Squeaking ]
Okay, I'll bring you your
Sunflower seeds in a second!
Chew tu...
R-r-r-r-r-r!
Demetri!
What did I say about squirting
Soda on international flights?!
[ Laughter ]
Ohh!
[ Grumbling ]
Mmm!
Man, I still can't believe these
Crumbles are made with...
What are you doing in here?!
I've been on kiddy rides that go
Faster than this thing.
Hey, no passengers in the
Cockpit, lizzie.
[ Munching ]
I'm trying to fly here.
Well, you better fly faster!
Flying is an art, lizzie.
You don't just fly "faster," you
Have to account for wind shear
And altitudeness velocity.
So unless you want to try flying
This 20-kamillion tons of wood
And duct tape yourself, I would
Suggest you go back to your
Seat.
[ Munching ]
And so, fellow kids next door
Officers, as leader of sector
"J," i, numbuh 1 love, would
Like to thank you for coming to
This year's kids next door
Senior command super-relaxing
Retreat and ice-cream social.
[ Cheering ]
Your ship should be arriving
Shortly to take you back to your
Sectors so we can prepare for
This year's hamster holiday!
In the meantime, please enjoy
The rest of your stay in
Jamaica.
Kids next door rule, mon!
All: kids next door rule!
[ Indistinct conversation ]
[ Giggles ]
What a great trip, nigel.
Yeah, I can't wait to tell
Everyone at home about you.
Numbuh 1, mon, there's a call
In the control tower for you.
Something about an emer-gen-cy?
Well, it looks like vacation is
Over.
I'll see you later, okay?
Can't wait.
- Welcome to the control tower, - mon.
Mango smoothy?
No thanks.
- Numbuh 1 love said there's an - emergency call for me.
Hello?
Please, somebody.
Hello?
Somebody please help me!
Oof!
- Is anybody gonna answer... - Lizzie!
Lizzie, do you copy?!
Nigie?
Yes, it's me.
What's happening?!
Oh, nigie, I'll tell you
What's happening.
I'm on a plane to jamaica, and
When I get there, I'm gonna
cr*ck that coconut head of
Yours open and drink your
Brains like milk!
[ Moaning ]
But first, I've got a little
Problem.
There's no one flying the plane!
Numbuh 2, can't you fly this
Thing straighter?!
You're scaring the hamst... Huh?!
[ Grunting ]
Come in, tower!
Tower, come in.
This is kids next door flight
Eleventy-bahundred, heading
Our pilot is unconscious, and I
Am attempting to pull us out of
A 300-g megadive!
I'm boosting superthrusters
To... Ooh, pie!
Uh, I wouldn't...
Eep!
Numbuh 3!
Numbuh 3, come in!
Lizzie, where did numbuh 3 go?
She's, um... Sleeping?
What?!
Listen, I need you to get into
That pilot's seat fast!
I'm not talking to you,
Nigel uno!
Look, I don't know what your
Problem is, lizzie, but that
Ship is going to crash if you
Don't pull it out of that dive!
Surely, you don't want to crash.
Who is shirley?!
Just get in that seat!
Okay, okay.
Just stop yelling at me.
So what do I do now?
Ahh-h-h-h-h!
[ Grunting ]
All: a-a-a-a-ah
Whoo-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I... I did it!
You sure did, lizzie.
I'm proud of you.
But you still have to land that
Ship, and it's going to take
Total concentration.
Just keep those hamsters calm
And it'll be a piece of cake.
[ Knock on door ]
Come in.
- [ Squealing ] - uhh...
[ Nervously chuckling ]
You wouldn't mind keeping this a
Secret from the other hamsters,
Would you?
[ Screaming ]
Ahh!
[ Grunting ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Shouting ]
Help me!
Lizzie, you have to gain
Altitude!
You're too low!
How low can you go, mon?
It's limbo time!
[ Cheering ]
What is going on over there,
Nigie?!
Is that music?!
It's nothing.
- Just... - Nigel, forget whoever you're
Talking to and let's go limbo!
Who's that?!
Is that your girlfriend,
Nigel?
Did you tell her about us?
What?!
I'm in trouble here, and you're
There dancing with another...
Ahh-h-h-h!
[ Metal crunching ]
Lizzie?!
Lizzie!
Are you okay?!
Come in!
Lizzie...
Please...
I...
I...
I couldn't help her.
Oh, lizzie...
Oh, nigel, I'm so sorry.
De plane!
De plane!
The hamsters are here!
Smiles, everyone, smiles!
[ Cheering ]
Wait till I get my hands on
You, nigel uno!
[ expl*si*n ]
Everybody, down!
Welcome to jamaica!
Mango smooth...
Lizzie!
You're... Whoa!
Don't you "lizzie" me,
Mr. Cheaterpants!
Oh, hi!
You must be lizzie.
- I'm... - I know who you are,
Miss "prettiest girl in the
World," tv anchor, sector
Leader, boyfriend-stealer!
Boyfriend-stealer?!
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on!
I heard you two over the radio.
"Oh, nigel, did you tell her
About us?"
"We're so beautiful together."
- "We're... - Cousins.
Huh?!
This morning while we were
Talking, we realized that my dad
Is nigel's mom's long-lost
Brother.
[ Gasps ]
You... You're cousins?
That's disgusting!
You can't date your cousin!
You thought I was dating
Nigel uno?
Puh-lease.
And what's wrong with dating
Nigel uno?!
Nothing, if you like bald
Workaholics who wear
Rainbow monkey underwear.
It's, like, always hanging out
Of his shorts and stuff.
I know!
I try to tell him to tuck that
Stuff in, but he will not
Listen.
Boys, right?
- Hey, you want to go get a - smoothy?
Sure!
- And where did you get that - sarong?
Gorgeous!
- I didn't know if it was the - right shape for my body.
Welcome to jamaica!
Mango smoothy, mon?
Don't mind if I do.
[ Squeaking ]
Both: all right!
Unh-unh.
But we were just...
Leaving.
Now.
Both: aww!
It's pie time, mon!
[ Munching ]
This be some good pie, mon.
♪ How low can a hamster go?
♪ Just try or you'll never
Know ♪
♪ So you wiggle and you giggle
And you higgle and you biggle
And you fall down on the floor ♪
Whoa!
♪ Hamster limbo
♪ How low can a hamster go?
♪ Limbo hamster
♪ And under the bar you go
♪ Oh, and under the bar you go
Whoa!
05x07 - Operation C.A.N.Y.O.N./Operation H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.