06x08 - Operation C.R.I.M.E./Operation P.A.R.T.Y.

[bunniefuu]

[ Grunting ]

Numbuh 2, if you were

North dakota, what color would

You be?

I don't know... Burnt sienna.

Why?

- I got to finish coloring this - map of the united states for

Social studies, and I've still

Got 27 states left.

What's the big rush?

Finish it during lunch, like me.

Are you crazy?

Don't you remember what the

Cafeteria's serving today?

You should be cramming your

Face, not your homework.

Puh! Fat chance of that.

[ Gasps ]

[ Screams ]

What the...

Hey, get off of me.

What the heck's going on?

Wallabee beetles, you're

Under arrest for the

Wedgification of paulie marcus.

But I didn't do anything!

Not yet, you didn't.

Oh, come on.

At least let me give him a

Wedgie if you're gonna arrest

Me for it.

I keep telling him to keep

His hands off other kids'

Underwear.

- But aren't they supposed to - arrest you after you give

Someone a wedgie?

- I guess they're really - cracking down.

You're under arrest for

Starting a food fight at lunch

Tomorrow afternoon.

Book him for sh**ting

Spitballs at next week's

Substitute gym teacher.

This safety-patrol business

Was fishier than a week-old

Sardine sandwich, and I wasn't

Eating it... At least not

Without mustard.

Looks like I've got some work to

Do, numbuh 3... The kind a nice

- Girl like you shouldn't get - mixed up in.

Hey, what are you doing?

You're under arrest for

Assaulting an officer and

- Interfering with hall-monitor - business.

What?!

- You got to be... - Can it!

Hey, numbuh 2, what color is

Nebraska?

Numbuh 2, where are you going?

It's up to you to solve this

Case, numbuh 3.

Go find joe balooka.

He'll help you.

- And don't forget to wear the - hat.

It'll make you look all cool and

Detective-y.

I had to admit, the hat was

Pretty great.

And with great hats comes great

Responsibility.

I had to get to the bottom of a

Few things.

Like what color is nebraska?!

Numbuh 2 told me that

Joe balooka was the man to see.

Hey, joe...

Oh!

What do you know...

About the rocky mountains?

I can't figure out if they

Should be yummy-licious yellow

Or so-darn-cute saffron.

I don't have time for this,

Sanban.

I got to have these desks

Gum-free by lunchtime.

So, bubble-gum pink, then?

Oh, don't make fun of me.

Your pal gilligan may have

Gotten me thrown off the force,

- But that doesn't mean I'm not - important.

I've still got my friends on the

Safety patrol, and they told me

- All about what's been going - down.

- Ever since the delightful - children bribed their way into

Becoming the safety-patrol

Commissioners, the whole

- Department's been turned on its - head.

Joe balooka, you're under

Arrest for cheating on

Tomorrow's pop quiz!

Oh!

Sanban, listen, the delightful

Children... I know they're a

Party to this!

- See if you can get them to map - it out for you.

[ Gasps ]

They're having a map party?!

Ah, goody, goody, goody, goody!

Word on the street said the

Cafeteria was where the party

Was at.

Hmm, no balloons, no clowns, and

Not a crayon in sight.

Worst party ever.

[ Chomp ]

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Ooh!

Hello, iowa!

Together: [ monotone ] is

There a reason you're

Interrupting our breakfast,

Kuki sanban?

I hear you can help me with

My coloring problem.

We don't know what you're

Talking about.

Oh, I think you do!

[ Gasps ]

You're smarter than you look,

Sanban.

I am?

But it won't do you any good.

Now that our predelinquency

Department is operational, we

Can arrest bratty kids before

They break the rules.

So, you're saying I missed

Your map-coloring party?

[ Laughter ]

The only party around here is

In detention, and everyone's

Invited.

A party in detention?

This I had to see.

All right, I take it back.

this is the worst party ever.

Now, back up for a sec.

Predelinquency?

How could someone tell if kids

Are gonna do something bad

Before they do it?

Hey, are you listening to me?!

No, I'm coloring iowa.

That weird kid in the cafeteria

With the goofy hair and the

Mismatched eyes dropped

The perfect crayon after his

Mysterious rendezvous with the

Delightful children.

Oh, yeah?

Let me see that crayon.

[ Sniffs ]

Clay dust...

Papier-mâché, and a hint of

Boogers.

Oh, man, why do some people have

To shove everything up their

Nose?

[ Chuckles ]

Look, this crayon was made at

Least 25 years ago.

It must have come from the old,

Abandoned art room.

Whatever that kid you saw is up

To, it's probably happening

There.

You should check it out.

- Did I mention that the old, - abandoned art room is probably

Just filled with crayons?

[ Gasps ] crayons? Yay!

Hello?

[ Murmuring ]

Wait, he's drawing another.

Quiet! Here he goes.

Aaaaah!

[ Grunting ]

I think that's a head.

No, a cloud.

Chairs?

A trombone?

- I couldn't believe what I was - seeing.

There must have been, like,



Coloring the eastern seaboard

Will be a piece of cake.

[ Grunting ]

This is it.

He's about to finish.

[ Laughing ]

It's scotty vincent.

He's got water balloons.

Safety patrol 1, move out!

Let's get him!

Hello, kuki.

Oh, um, are these yours?

If you dig too deep, sanban,

You'll just get dirty.

Hall monitors, take her away.

What?!

- Delightful children from down - the lane, you're under arrest

For running in the halls.

That's preposterous.

We would never do something so

Childish.

Uh... Aaaahh!

[ All shouting ]

That's what you get for

Throwing a lousy party.

Eek!

Thought you could set off a

Fire alarm next thursday, eh,

Sanban?

If you want my advice, don't

Run.

Run? From what?

Uh, from us.

Why would I run from you?

Because we're about to arrest

You.

And that's bad, right?

Pretty bad, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Aaaahh!

Get her!

Get her, get her!

Well, if it isn't

Kuki sanban.

Balooka?

But I thought you were arrested.

Hmm, like I said, I got

Friends on the force, so I cut

A deal.

Looks like you and I are the

Only kids not in detention.

And it looks like I'll never

Finish this.

I'm sorry, florida.

Don't worry.

I know someone who can help us.

Come on.

I tried to tell joe the party

In the cafeteria stunk, but he

Insisted we go anyway, and it

Looked like we weren't the only

Ones to show up.

Oh! Hi, crayon boy.

Hey, uh, about those crayons I

Borrowed...

Hey!

Sorry, sanban, but like I

Said, I cut a deal.

Joe!

I can't believe you

Double-crossed me.

I should have never fallen in

Love with you.

You fell in love with me?

Pu-lease!

- I just thought it would sound - all dramatic-y and stuff if I

Said that.

You did a good job bringing

Sanban in for us, balooka.

I'm grateful for your help.

So, I'm back on the force,

Right?

Of course you are, after

You've served your time for

Cheating on that pop quiz

Tomorrow.

What?!

But I'll be in, like, 30th

Grade by then.

Oh, come on.

We had a deal!

Thank you, hall monitors, for

All you've done to keep

Gallagher elementary crime free.

Now... Take her away, and then

Arrest yourselves!

Chewing gum in class?

You should know better.

Wait!

Before you take me away, just

Tell me one thing.

What color is nebraska?

Don't you want me to reveal

My cunning plan to you?

No!

I just really need to know what

Color nebraska is.

My map is due in five minutes.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell

You anyways.

Every day at lunch, kids cut

Ahead of me in line, and by the

Time I get there, nothing good

Is left to eat.

Well, never again.

You see, I only pretended to be

Able to predict crime so that my

Classmates would all be

Arrested, because if I'm the

Only one left in the entire

School, then I'll be the first

One in line for lunch.

[ Laughing ]

[ Clears throat ]

I'll have 50 pizza bagels, if

You'd be so kind.

Sorry, kid, pizza bagels are

Next week.

What?!

But, but, but...

You want to see the future,

Read the menu, kid.

Lima beans?

My plans, my hopes, my beautiful

Pizza-bagel dreams!

No!!

[ Sobbing ]

I should have seen it all

Along.

Nebraska is the color of lima

Beans and tears.

Blech! Ick.

I'll only be in

Saratoga springs for the day.

My doctor says I need to get

Some fresh air and take a break

From making kids' lives

Miserable.

Now, I know I can trust my

Delightful children to keep

Things neat and tidy while I'm

Gone, right?

Together: [ monotone ] of

Course, father.

Good.

I left some money on the counter

For pizza, and don't forget to

Feed the cat.

Yes, father.

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Static ]

Is he gone?

Yes.

Will you and your teenage

Compatriots be coming to our

Little soiree to discuss the

Final destruction of the

Kids next door?

I wouldn't miss this party

For the world.

All right, kids next door,

The suspicious items before you

Were obtained during our most

Recent mission into the bedroom

- Of our teenage archenemy, - cree.

Kids next door scientists have

Just completed their analysis

And have forwarded us the

Results.

Yeah, so, uh, what's this

Thing?

According to this, it's some

Kind of unmeltable ice-cream

Treat.

Unmeltable?

Hmm, this pacific-breeze

Flavor's pretty good.

That's deodorant, fool!

And what did numbuh 5 tell you

Guys about stealing my sister's

Stuff?

- [ Alarm beeping ] - [ gasps ]

The kids next door help-me

Hot line.

Let's go!

[ All talking ]

Come in, please.

We never thought we'd say this,

But... Save us, kids next door.

You're our only hope.

[ Gasp ]

[ Static ]

I wonder if they believed us.

Out of the way, squirts.

Soda, coming through.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hey, I'm a lamp, get it?

[ Shrieking ]

Haven't you barbarians heard of

Coasters?

Hey, put that down!

There you are!

We were supposed to discuss the

Destruction of the

Kids next door, not the

Destruction of our house.

Cool out, kiddies.

Drink some soda.

Soda?!

That's illegal for anyone under



[ Cat screeches ]

Hey, what are you doing?

Come on, maurice.

While they're keeping those

Dorks busy, you and I can get

Down to business.

[ Laughs ]

[ Ringing ]

Party central.

Give us that!

Hello?

Hello, children.

Is everything going...

Hey, what's that noise?

Uh, nothing.

Is somebody there?

Are you having a part... Hey,

That's cold!

Don't worry, father.

It's, uh, some ridiculous kids'

Cartoon on the television.

Bye, father.

I beg your pardon.

We are the upper crust.

The who?

No, the upper crust.

The string quartet.

Oh, thank goodness.

Maybe your dulcet tones will

Soothe these teenage...

[ Belches ]

Savages.

All right, fellows, shall we

Begin in b-flat major?

Yes, of course, absolutely.

[ Record scratches ]

[ Classical music plays ]

[ Gasping ]

Finally, some peace and...

- [ Rock-'n'-roll music plays ] - ♪ spend my days looking all

- Around ♪ - ♪ trying to make a good

Impression on you ♪

♪ Now I've seen that before

You... ♪

What are you doing?

[ Growling ]

Stop that this instant!

Do you hear me?

I mean it.

I'm warning... Aah!

Ow! Stop it!

Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

Aah!

All right, delightful dorks,

You have three seconds to tell

Us what your problem is, or

You'll be swimming in chili

Paste.

Um...

Time's up!

Wait!

You have to help us get the

Teens out of our house before

Father returns.

That's your emergency?

Not our problem.

Come on, guys, let's...

Wait!

Aren't you sworn to help kids

Against adults and teenagers, no

Matter who they are?

They're right.

As kids next door operatives,

It's our duty to help all kids.

But the delightful deviants

Aren't normal kids.

They're our enemy.

It's true.

We even invited the teens here

With the hope that if they

Accepted us, we could become the

Delightful teens from down the

Lane.

Now we only wish to be rid of

Them.

Well, even if we were gonna

Help you, how would we get all

These teens out of the house?

I got it!

Remember paulie marcus' 6th

Birthday?

Of course... Fruit punch and

Multiple piñatas.

We almost lost four operatives.

And what did we do to clear

The place out?

Mashed potatoes in the

Sprinkler system.

Ha ha!

We totally filled the place with

Enough spuds to force everybody

Out the windows.

Works every time.

All right, we'll help you

Out this time, but I'm staying

- Here to keep an eye on you - creeps.

- Numbuhs 3 and 4, locate the - kitchen.

Commandeer every box of mashed

Potatoes you can find and get

Cooking.

- Numbuhs 2 and 5, find the main - fire-sprinkler valve.

It's probably in the basement.

You can't go there.

That's father's inner sanctum.

Even we aren't allowed down

There.

Do you want those teens out

Or not?

Then trust the kids next door.

Ugh!

Hey, dudes, I'm art.

Wha-haa!

Come on, it's down here in

The basement.

What's down there?

Here I come, dudes.

Come on.

Wha-ha!

Yeah!

Whaa!

Uh... Hi, there.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Groans ]

[ Gasps ]

Whoa!

So, like, how old are you?

How old do I look?

Aah!

Let's go, lover boy.

Hey!

For your information, the ladies

Dig younger men.

Yahh! Ugh!

Shh!

Cree, will you just tell me

What we're looking for down

Here?

Just stay close, maurice.

I thought we were supposed to

Find the sprinkler valve.

Yeah, but cree's up to

Something.

Didn't the delightful children

Say father's inner sanctum is

Down here?

Yeah, but...

- I bet she's trying to swipe - one of father's secret weapons.

This party's a decoy!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

[ Slow music plays ]

Oh, crud!

I love this song.

And I'd love to throw up.

How are we gonna get past all

Those gross, lovey-dovey,

Kissy-face teens?

Wha!

We'll slow-dance past them.

What? Oh, no way.

Hey, watch where you're

Going.

Um...

[ Deep voice ] like, sorry,

Dude.

Better be.

Ugh!

Blah!

Gahh! Pwah!

What's the big idea?

Are you trying to make me die of

Dancy-kissy-face-itis?

Duh!

Ow. Stupid mashed potatoes.

[ Normal voice ] the kitchen!

Quick, numbuh 3, let's get

Cooking.

- Hey, look, the main sprinkler - valve.

Think the others have hooked the

Potatoes up to the water supply

Yet?

They should have by now.

You connect the lines while

Numbuh 5 sees what cree is up

To.

Got it.

[ Panting ]

Yiy! Ah!

[ Gasps ]

What are you doing here?

This party's for teens only.

Yeah, well, the kids next

Door are gonna bust it up, and

- What are you doing here with my - sister?

My job.

I'm not a teenage undercover

Agent for the kids next door

Just for fun.

- Cree's looking for something, - and I'm on the verge of finding

Out what, so hold off until...

Maurice, I think I found it.

And you are definitely gonna

Like what you see.

The potatoes are done.

And hooked up to the water

Supply.

And it's all connected to the

Sprinkler system, so that means

This party is ready to be

Mashed.

This must be father's private

Room.

Come on!

Take a look at this.

Um... What?

What?

Isn't it romantic?

Romantic?

Uh, yeah.

Romantic.

You know what else?

[ Smooching ]

Uh...

[ Whimpers ]

[ Sniffs ]

Uh, cree?

What?

Sorry to say this, but you

Sort of, um, stink.

- [ Gasps ] - well, it's not my fault!

- Someone stole my deodorant from - my room.

Is it that bad?

Peee-uuu!

It sure is, stinky.

Abby, what are you doing

Here?!

Aah!

Dudes, father's car's down

The street.

We got to bolt!

Ah, I feel like a warm pile

Of strawberry jelly.

It'll be good to be ho...

[ All shouting ]

What the...

Father's on his way home!

Run, dudes!

[ Screaming ]

Nicely done, team.

They must have caught wind of

Our brilliant plan.

Thank you, kids next door.

You really saved us.

Like you said, it's our job,

And we didn't even have to use

The potato b*mb.

I guess you can hit the abort

Button now, numbuh 2.

Abort button?

My house!

Welcome home, father.

You had a party!

I didn't give permission for

A...

They did it!

♪ Well, they found me

Rockin' ♪

♪ Why don't you rock?

♪ I said, "get off my back"

♪ Oh, why don't you rock?

♪ They found me rockin'

♪ Why don't you rock?

♪ I said, "get off my back"

Keep it down up there!

I'm trying to sleep!