06x12 - Operation C.A.R.A.M.E.L./Operation M.O.O.N.

[bunniefuu]

Hey, heinie.

Hard to believe it's been five

Years since the last time we

Were here in guatemala.

Ah, just a couple of

Candy-hunters after the ultimate

Prize, and I see you're doing it

Again.

Haven't you learned your lesson?

[ German accent ] this time,

It is different.

This time, it's to get back what

I lost.

You see, I found out how.

Really?

ja, and I could use your

Help.

If you could just hand me one of

Those bags of sugar, I'll finish

The circle, and all will be as

It was.

Of course, heinrich.

Anything I can do to help.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Rr-aah!

Aaaaah!

Let's move.

Uh, are you sure it was smart

To come here, numbuh 1?

The distress beacon specifically

Told us to stay away from

Sector "u."

Which is a sure sign that

Something's up.

Honestly, of all the times for

Numbuh 5 to be off on some

Ridiculous candy-hunting safari.

Aaaaah!

[ Muttering ]

Painful!

I think I broke my shoe-foot.

Oh, hello.

Have a cara... Whoa!

Ooh, ooh.

Need help.

Then be going, going!

Wow. They'll let anyone in

Sector "u," won't they?

Yeah, what a dork!

She's worse than numbuh 13.

Caramel for the nice lady!

Ew! That's been on the floor!

Please, with the taking and

The eating and the now would be

Nice!

D'oh! No!

[ g*nf*re, all screaming ]

Ohh!

[ Gasps ]

Help! Get me down!

Can't! They've got me, too!

[ Straining ] same here!

[ Gasps ] my caramels!

D'oh! Huh?

[ Chuckles ]

Abigail lincoln.

that's numbuh 5?!

What have you done to her?!

I have taken from her what

She valued most.

I have taken her coolness.

Ai!

Mmm, und it tastes delicious!

And while she may have helped

The guatemalan kids next door

Escape a similar fate, look what

She's brought me instead.

What she's brought you is a

Butt-kicking!

Kids next door, battle stations!











Not so coordinated anymore,

Are we, mein kinderlein?

[ Clears throat ]

Never underestimate my team.

You must take pride in your

Leadership skills, numbuh 1.

- I wonder what they will taste - like.

What are you...

[ Rumbling ]

Wha?

[ All screaming ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?!

Uh, what happened?!

Mmm...

Your leadership is quite the

Delicacy... Bold, yet very

Smooth.

[ Grunts ]

und your intelligence,

Herr 2, sharp but satisfyingly

Complex.

Peanut-butter bowling balls.

[ Laughs ]

und, fraulein 3...

I never thought I'd say this,

But your cheerfulness, it's...

It's almost too sweet.

Whatever.

und, numbuh 4...

Aah!

Your ferocity is a bit

Simplistic but, uh... Very

Strong.

Ohh, ohh!

What did you do to us?!

The same thing I did to dear

Abigail, herr 1.

You see...

On the 5th night of the 5th

Month of every 5th year, there

Is a pyramid that has the power

To create the most delicious

Sweets that have ever existed...

The golden caramels of

Kandacrunchalan.

It is a very tricky ritual.

The lines of power must be

Drawn.

Vast quantities of sugar are

Needed to fuel the reaction.

And, of course, you can't get

Something for nothing.

The caramels are formed from the

Victim's most prized quality,

You see.

und to make them, someone has

To give up the part of

- Themselves they are the proudest - of.

So I thought, "why not all of

You?!"

Every one of your tree houses

Contains enough candy to feed

All of frankfurt... Enough that

If I link them together into one

Gigantic circle, it would allow

Me to extend the ritual of

Caramelization across half the

Continent!

As we speak, the transformation

Is racing towards the next tree

House in the chain.

Soon, even more caramels will be

Mine for the taking!

[ Laughs evilly ]

B-b-but how come you weren't

Affected?

Because I already lost what I

Prize most a long time ago.

auf wiedersehen, kids next

Door!

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Whoa! Wait! D'oh!

[ Whimpers ]

What do we do?

Who cares?

[ All sobbing ]

Look at you... So helpless

und pathetic.

[ All screaming ]

[ Laughs evilly, hums ]

Aaaaah!

Ach! Too much with the spicy!

Aah!

I'll save these for later...

Aah! mein caramels!

[ Gasps ]

Hide!

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Those belong to me!

Get back here!

Aah!

Ooh!

[ Whimpers ] is this it?

Are we here?

[ Growls ]

[ Whimpering ]

Out of my way!

[ Sobbing ]

You big meanie!

Life is misery.

Hide!

[ Grunts, panting ]

Yii!

Give me mein caramels,

Fraulein!

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

Aaaah!

Oh!

Whoa!

Yah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

This is the last of your

Caramels, abigail!

I've eaten all the others, and

Once this one is gone, you'll be

A helpless, nerdy freak girl

Forever!

- B-b-but... - But nothing.

You have only yourself to blame.

You left me alone with mein bag

Of caramels five years ago.

If only you'd stopped me from

Eating them all, I would not be

Like this.

But, heinrich, you didn't

Eat them all.

[ Gasps ]

Is... Is that...

I knew that if I gave it to

You back then, you would have

Swallowed it in a second, so I

Kept it all these years.

I thought that maybe by now

You'd have learned to share your

Candy.

You thought wrong!

[ Voice breaking ] all this

Time, you could have helped me!

I could have found a way to

Break the curse.

But I'm telling you how to

Break the curse.

If you willingly give your

Caramel away, it releases the

Part of you that's trapped

Inside.

Just hand it back to me, and

You'll be your old self again.

Liar!

You only want to keep it for

Yourself.

It's my caramel!

My sweet, juicy, delicious...

[ Whimpering ]

Heinrich, just share it with

Me.

I promise. It'll all be okay.

Why should I believe you?!

Because you're more important

To me than candy.

[ Voice breaking ] i-i was so

Beautiful.

[ Sobbing ]

And you will be again.

I swear it.

Now, c-c-come on.

Hey! I am not ugly anymore!

We're back! Yay!

[ All cheering ]

Did you send word to the

Other tree houses?

Yeah, share your cruddy

Candy, and you'll turn back to

Normal.

Hey, numbuh 5, who's your

Friend?

Oh, what a fox.

This is

Henrietta von marzipan.

She's an old friend of mine.

Who must now go to help undo

The wrongs I have done.

Thanks for not giving up on me,

Abigail.

Until we meet again, auf

wiedersehen!

Be good, heinie!

Ohh! Eww!

Yuck!

So, now we got to go find

Where heinrich is, huh?

Uh... Numbuh 4...

He what?!

The surface appears to be,

Uh, very, very fine grain as you

Get close to it.

I'm gonna step off the lunar

Module now.

[ Laughter ]

Shh! Shh!

I love this part!

That's one small step for

Man, one giant leap for mankind.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, that never gets old.

That was footage from the

Famous apollo moon landing, and

To celebrate that historic

Event's anniversary, the

National space agency has

Announced a plan to boldly

Return to the moon...

Next week.

Fellow kids next door, back

In 1969, the united states

Became the first country to send

A man to the moon, or so they

Thought.

The truth is, our moon base was

Already here by then, so to keep

It a secret, the kids next door

Of that time pulled off one of

The most legendary and

Unpossible missions ever.

They faked the moon landing.

After rerouting the adults'

Rocket to a remote location,

They put on a show that

Completely fooled them.

Now it looks like we're gonna

Have to do it again.

Is it true they're sending up

An entire family to see if the

Moon can be colonized?

I'm afraid so, numbuh 2, so

Here's the plan.

[ Chuckles ]

Numbuh 5 here's wondering who

The poor sap is that got

Suckered into going to the moon

With his family.

Mom!

Do we have to move?

Don't worry, my little dingo.

- You'll make lots of new friends - on the moon.

Like me and your mum and,

Um... Joey.

We'll live just like we normally

Do.

[ Chuckles ]

Except on the moon.

[ Laughter ]

All right, ladies and

- Gentlemen, that's all the time - we have.

After all, we have a moon to

Colonize.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Sighs ]

Numbuh 1, are you sure this

Whole fake-landing thing's gonna

Work again?

You know numbuh 4 can't keep a

Secret.

I know, abby.

That's why we haven't told him

About the plan.

Get out!

Man, this mission's gonna be

More fun than I thought.

Places everyone.

They're about to launch.

Ignition!

Booster rocket falling away.

Numbuh 5, override the space

Agency's communication

System... Now!

On it.

Well, there's nothing left

That can go wrong.

Hey!

They're blind.

Right.

Numbuh 2, divert that rocket.

Piece of cake with a space

Pod on top.

Steady now.

Steady.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Yes!

And I got the high score.

Good work, numbuh 2.

Now unblock the feed.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Congratulations, gentlemen.

We did it!

Well, we're here.

Take a look, son.

It's out of this world.

All right, everyone.

Our job is to make sure the

Beetles family has the worst and

Shortest stay on the moon ever!

So places, everyone.

And...

Cue the earth!

Wow.

Check it out, wallabee.

This is something you don't see

Every day.

"Free hamburgers"?!

Oh, man!

They're giving away free

Hamburgers on earth?!

Can we go, dad?

Oh, sorry, son.

This is our new home now.

Ohh.

But this place is so boring, and

It's freezing.

Freezing, huh?

Make it colder, numbuh 2.

Colder?!

Are you trying to give my

Rainbow monkey the sniffles?

Don't worry, numbuh 3.

This is a strictly

Beetle-flavored popsicle.

[ Wind howls ]

Aah!

Did it just get c-c-colder in

Here?

Oh, don't worry.

Just turn up the heat inside

Your space suit.

Ahh.

Oh, crud.

Now my space pants are all wet.

Well, nothing dries out wet

Space pants like doing your

Chores.

But...

That's what I always say.

Aah!

So hop to it, son.

Oh, man.

Stupid chores and stupid mowing

With a stupid mower.

Stupid place... Ow!

Hey, wallabee!

Take a break from your chores

And come play catch like we did

Back on earth, huh?

I'll bet it flies k*ller far in

All this low grav...

Whoa! Ohh!

Nice one, kiddo.

So they want to play catch,

Eh?

Bring on the meteor shower!

All right, son, go long.

Whoa! Ohh!

Are you okay, pop?

Sure, son, but, uh, where'd

The football go?

[ Gasps ]

Cancel the meteor shower!

And get that window fixed now!

Go! Go! Go!

Whoa!

Well, you threw it.

I know, but it just

Disappeared.

Wait.

I think I see something.

Quick! Cue the comet!

Dad! Look!

♪ Rainbow monkey

Aah! What the...

♪ Bringing you balloons if

You're feelin' funky ♪

Get her!

Hey! Let me go!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Ooh.

A comet, wallabee.

Oh, isn't it beautiful?

Oh, whatever!

If we can't find the ball, I'm

Going inside to watch tv.

Would you mind playing

Somewhere else, numbuh 3?

- We're kind of in the middle of - something.

Pbht!

[ Doorbell rings ]

Special rainbow monkey

"Welcome to the moon" balloon

For wallabee!

Get her out of there!

[ Ringing continues ]

All right!

All right, already! I'm coming!

Huh?

Hmm.

Must have been a wrong number.

Hey! Let go of me! Come on!

You're squishing my monkey!

What do you say, son?

Squeeze you some more ham?

Um...

Don't knock it till you try

It, kiddo.

This ham tastes like it's

Made out of pig!

Mom, can't we have some real

Food?

Oh, wallabee, it's not like

There's a moon base that

Delivers pizza around here.

And who cares?

We've got squeezable pizza

Anyway.

Give it a try.

No!

- I don't want any more cruddy - moon food!

I just want to go home!

I keep telling you, this is

Our home, and you know that kind

Of behavior isn't tolerated here

or on earth.

Now go to your room, please.

[ Exhales sharply ]

It's so unfair.

Stupid family!

[ Imitating mrs. Beetles ] well,

It's not like there's a moon

Base that delivers pizza.

[ Normal voice ] ugh!

Wait a minute.

Moon base?

Why didn't I think of that

Before?

Son?

We'd like to talk to you about

This whole "living on the moon"

Thing.

Your mother gets the idea that

You might not like it here.

Wallabee?

Kiddo?

Hey, what's numbuh 4 doing?

Where's he going?

Get a mike down there stat.

I'm all ears.

I'll have a little

Cheeseburger when I get to kids

Next door moon base.

- Yep, it should be right over - that hill.

Oh, no!

- He's gonna reach the edge of the - set!

What do we do?

Wait. Oh, what now?

Son, come back!

There's no place to run away on

The moon.

Leave me alone.

Wallabee.

I said, leave me alone!

We better do something fast!

Initiate plan

Capachimichanga!

Uh, wallabee!

Please, come back!

Aah!

Moon aliens!

Aah! No! No, no!

Please, don't eat my head!

Aah!

I'll save you, son!

Back to the house!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Quick! Shut the door!

[ Shrieks ]

[ All screaming ]

Amazing!

Alien life on the moon!

You know what this means,

Gentlemen.

We've got to destroy it.

Mom, dad?

Before we get eaten alive, I

Just want to say I'm sorry I've

Been such a jerk and ran away

From home on the moon.

Oh, it's not your fault, son.

Your mum and I are sorry we made

Us all move here in the first

Place.

I just wish we could all go

Home.

Well, dear, we could always

Use the emergency go-home

Button.

But that nice man from the

Space agency said that was only

For emergency.

[ All screaming ]

I'd say this is a cruddy

Emergency, pop!

Say, I think you're right.

- [ Grunting ] - [ all cheering ]

We did it!

[ Sarcastically ] nice job,

Numbuh 1.

You got them to leave the fake

Moon at the expense of

Eleventy-hundred missiles

Blowing up the real moon.

D-don't worry, numbuh 362.

We've got a plan.

Quick! Somebody come up with a

Plan!

Impact in five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

[ All cheering ]

Now the moon will never be

Colonized.

Oh, well.

Who wants some free hamburgers?

Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!

That was a great idea,

Numbuh 3... Divert the missiles

And fake the moon blowing up.

Brilliant!

Yeah, but, um...

Where did you divert all those

Missiles to?

The fake moon, silly.

Both: the fake moon?!

[ Missiles approaching ]

Uh... Houston, we got a

Problem.

♪ Dun, nah, nah, nah, nah

♪ Playin' on the moon, yeah!

♪ Dun, nah, nah, nah, nah

♪ I'm playin' on the moon

♪ Nah, nah, nah

♪ Freezin' in my suit

- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Huh, dun, nuh, duh

♪ Freezin' in my suit

♪ In my suit, suit, suit

- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Unh, duh, duh, duh

- ♪ Dead's the feelin' at my - shoes ♪

♪ Dun, duh, duh, duh

♪ Dust is up my nose

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

♪ It's a-gonna freeze off

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

♪ Freeze right off my head

- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Dun, dun, dun, duh

♪ Eatin' ham from a tube