03x09 - The Legend of Ha Long Bay

[bunniefuu]

this is me Eliza Thornberry part of your

average family I got a dad a mom and a

sister who marries Donnie we found him

and Darwin he found us

oh yeah about our house it moves cause

we travel all over the world

hey my dad hosts his nature show and my

mom sh**t it okay so we're not that

average

and between you and me is something

amazing happened

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and now I can talk to animals it's

really cool but totally secret and you

know what life's never been the same

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foreign

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[Applause]

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was a horrible monster oh this is so

much better than that story about the

Pig and the spider Darwin stop

interrupting sorry oh I love it when you

read me these made-up stories about what

messes humans get into what's this one

called again Twenty Thousand Leagues

Under the Sea by Jules Fern it's a

classic

okay eight yards long it swam Crossways

in the direction of the novelist

watching us with enormous green eyes

it's tongue furnished with several rows

of pointed teeth came out quivering

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a monster

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Debbie wake up oh what there's something

out there what is it

[Laughter]

you woke me up in the middle of the

night to show me some stupid guppy no

really it was huge and scary have you

been reading your creepy Sea Stories

again

I knew it now go to bed or I'll tell Mom

you're up past your bedtime

no

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Nigel we're almost at the marina

Splendid darling I'm champing at the

vegetable bit to get started on our

search for the perpetually misunderstood

manta ray

good morning Debbie my don't we look a

bit done in yeah well I couldn't

charge

but see something I'm just not sure what

perhaps it was a manta ray you know for

centuries it was thought to be an evil

ocean Beast capable of destroying

fishing boats and devouring people when

in reality the Manta is one of the

gentlest creatures of the sea

hear that you got creeped out by a giant

bunny with gills

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I'm up to my ears and editing I don't

know when I'll be able to sh**t the

manta ray I'll do I'll do it oh pop it I

don't know it's quite complicated to

sh**t underwater but I know how to work

the camera and I can scuba dive we have

made a splendid scientific team in the

past if you're up for the challenge

pumpkin so am I

I am authentic junk

to travel through

School dad

thank you my good man we'll have your

fine vessel back tomorrow morning we're

looking for a manta ray you know where

they might hang out Losi Monterey but

beware did you say dragon long ago giant

dragon come down for mountains coffee

with tail still haunt water no life

Intruders must be very careful

what a colorful sea tail I'm sure that

Thrills the tourists

Eliza hoverboard will shovel

little girl keep your eyes open

you see dragon

something wrong sweetheart no nothing's

wrong

not unless you count the fact that I'm

totally missing out on the most

important teenage years of my life

deprived of basic fundamental

experiences that every other kid in the

world with a normal lifestyle takes for

granted

such as shopping

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colorful sea tail that's what he said

about the dragon think about it Dar

there's no scientific proof that sea

monsters exist there's no scientific

proof that people can talk to animals

but there you are

I win look what you made me do

the dragon just because something looks

like the back of a dragon doesn't mean

it is

right

ah Limestone outcroppings the areas

chock full of them take a look

oh where's your binoculars I dropped

them overboard oh

those were new

well no matter use mine I'd better steer

clear of those ice croppings wouldn't

want to harm our rented junk

what did he say

there's no dragon let's forget it okay

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I'm thinking of a skirt and a scarf not

matching of course oh my the walk into

town looked so much shorter on the map

definitely worth the walk

closed for lunch we'll come back later

this place looks promising

uh

lunch

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the largest member of the rare family

the Manta can measure up to 19 feet long

and weigh as much as 2 300 miles I dare

say these creatures love to pack on the

Plankton

and hot Long Bay is like one big all you

can eat buffet cut

take Dad thank you perfect although I

feel much better if we had spotted some

rays by now I think it's time we donned

our wetsuits

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foreign

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Waters of Southeast Asia are home to

spectacular Corals in exotic marine life

in species of

snow wagering please

look

great happens an entire School of manta

rays

clearly is a capture them on still

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oh

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wow

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what's wrong we're missing the sh*t

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blast the door

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and I'm not making it up I saw a sea

monster in the coral well I'm sure you

saw something but it wasn't some

primordial Leviathan are you feeling all

right puppet it's not like you to drop a

valuable piece of equipment what about

the legend of the Dragon oh

oh so that's what has brought this about

the fisherman's colorful sea tail as I

said before it's just a story now let me

go and see if I packed an extra light

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birthday

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if I had known we were gonna get stuck

in the Twilight Zone I would have

brought water or something

this is just so puzzling

where's that music coming from

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I wonder what this is all about

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this is way spooky

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possibility that there might be a dragon

like the fisherman said pump it there's

a perfectly logical explanation for what

you saw as there is for virtually

everything in life it was nothing more

than an optical illusion created by the

refraction of light on water

maybe but maybe not you don't know for

sure poodles have you been reading Jules

Verne again

Dad I'm not a kid I know the difference

between reality and fiction okay Elijah

I hate to be a stickler but you are

still as you say a kid

especially when you take that turn

sorry Dad

quite all right now let's try to catch

up with those smashing Rays shall we

head for that rotto

we'll assemble the night vision

equipment there and set out once again

when it's dark

we're going back in the water at night

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watch where you're going

are you sure you're up to this of course

dad because we can't afford any more

mishaps I won't mess up again I promise

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I have completely lost the will to shop

maybe we dreamed we saw a parade let's

go back to the convey that would be nice

if I had any idea where the convey is or

where we are for that matter

we're lost lost is such a Negative term

I prefer temporarily misplaced on the

scenic route

oh a boss we're saved

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Donnie

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oh

my my the current in here seems to be

getting a smidge skonger

something wrong Dad I'm just having a

bit of a wrestling match with the title

flyer

well if I didn't know better I'd say it

was a whirlpool

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jump on the count of three one two

three

ah

to keep swimming Elijah get away from

the whirlpool

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Eliza we've got to get out of the water

somebody helps

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the Dragon

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are you okay

don't worry

I'm fine

was I just carried here by a giant

Pacific octopus

do me a favor pop it and find the camera

must record this on film

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hey where'd you go come back

I'm here

behind the sink I'm just not used to

seeing people what are you doing here

looking for manta rays well actually we

found some but I kind of messed up in

the reef and dropped the camera I

remember right on top of my meal I had

cornered a crab but you started crawling

so you were the red flash yes yes I

changed color whenever I want it

confuses my attackers I'd never att*ck

you of course you wouldn't you're a

terrible sea monster and you're a big

hairy

something

Dar she's not a sea monster at all

thank you for saving my dad well I heard

you calling

I'm boneless not heartless

Eliza have you found anything my dad

please say I'll be right back

well where are you

Donnie Domini

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foreign

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thank you

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Donny no

no no

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ah food I'm so starving

no sign of the signal Beacon anywhere

Dad no well I suppose it sank along with

our boat well we'll just have to spend

the night here but

but home well I'm not exactly sure

pumpkin but at least you've got some

Splendid footage of that magnificent

giant octopus

amazing creatures quite intelligent

capable of learning complex tasks

I'm going to check one more place be

right back

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hi

again

second meal you scared away today I'm

sorry we'd leave except we lost

something we need to get back you mean

you

mean you duck yeah until someone finds

US impossible you're too far out

what's this thing you need a small black

box it's probably at the bottom of the

bay sending out a radio signal now

see these suckers

strong

but sensitive I'll find that theme for

you really you do that of course

how else am I ever going to eat in peace

thanks you know you're the nicest sea

monster I ever met now you're pushing it

thank you so much for your hospitality

and for this totally rad outfit

a carb it's lovely really

really and I didn't get you anything

bye goodbye thank you so much for the

food

all that food the flowers this fish

taking us into their home in the middle

of the night three total strangers well

I've never heard of such a thing

it is in honor of tech Luna new here all

first visitors after Ted begin get food

and gift in hope that they bring family

good luck for rest of year kinda cool

don't you think I hope we brought them

up wow

oh wow don't count on it

dad you were right

there never was any dragon it was just a

story nobody Liza that's how Legends

Begin in the first place bizarre

happenings that no one can explain so I

was wrong there was a sea monster just

one we could identify

I'm sorry I didn't listen more closely

that's okay Dad I ain't gotta admit it

was kind of scary to see that octopus

Arm come out of the water

try having its long tentacles clutched

around your waist I won't be able to

sleep for weeks

I know that horn anywhere

Tad what about the manta rays we never

got the footage why as soon as we meet

up with your mother we'll restock

supplies and submerge for another

undersea Adventure

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we're going back underwater isn't that

no

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baby

what a colorful sea tail