- And according to city officials,
this mistake at Swellview Prison
is the biggest mistake in the history of prison mistakes.
- Wow. So disturbing.
And now we go live, to Swellview Prison
with reporter, Barney Villaraigosa.
- You want some soup?
- You don't share soup.
- I share soup with my mom.
- Do I look like your mom?
- I wish.
- I'm here outside Swellview Prison
with Mark Landry,
from the prison parole board.
Mr. Landry...
-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- How could you have accidentally released
one of the F .B.I .'s most dangerous criminals by mistake?
- Yeah um, see,
today is bring your daughter to work day,
and my daughter Molly was playing with my computer,
and somehow she released Drex from...
heh prison, heh.
Again, I'm so sorry.
- Molly, why would you release Drex,
knowing how dangerous he is?
- I'm five.
- [ laughs ]
- Ahhh, kids sure do say the stupidest things.
- Uh, Barney...any news on the current location
of this criminal named Drex?
- Not at this time.
But investigators are using
all available resources
to conduct a complete search of literally everywhere.
- Charlotte, I need you to log into
the Man Copter's computer guidance system.
- Ooo, you're taking the Man Copter?
- I don't have time for questions.
- Where are you going? - To catch Drex.
- You answered her question.
- What? - You said,
you don't have time for questions,
but I guess that only applies to my questions.
- Hey, thanks for understanding.
- Okay, I'm logged into the Man Copter's computer.
- Good. Set all weapons to ready position,
locked and loaded.
- Locking...
and loading.
- All right, I'm outta here. - Hang on!
- What? I gotta go!
- But don't you wanna wait for Henry?
- Yeah. Henry's not here.
- Do you want me to text him
and find out how far he is?
- Uh...No! No...no-no.
- Uh, Why not?
- Uh...
'Cuz I already contacted Henry,
yeah, and he said he's gonna meet me there, so.
- Are you sure? - Hey look!
That's Henry calling me right now.
Hi Henry.
- I didn't hear your phone ring. - Me either.
- It's set to silent!
Uh...sorry Henry--
Jasper was bothering me.
What's that? Oh, you do?
So you're gonna meet me there? Great...
- Uhhh, so you're on the phone,
talking with Henry, right now?
- Yeah--obvey.
Sorry Henry, I'm back...
Great, so, I'll meet ya there.
- You're gonna meet me where? - Daaaahhh!!!
- Uh...I gotta go, Henry...
Winkler.
Eyyyyy.
- Why are you in uniform?
- Uniform?
- Yeah. - Uh...
- And why do you have all those extra weapons?
- Uh, 'cuz, uh...
Hello? Oh, hey Schwoz.
- Ray, your phone didn't ring.
- It's on silent.
- Ahh...
- Ah, what's that ya say, Schwoz?
Oh, I should leave the Man Cave right now?
And Henry, Charlotte, and Jasper
should stay here
and not ask me any questions?
Good! Good idea!
- Here! I got it! Here it is!
- Alright--rrrrr...
- Right here!
- I gotta go, Schwoz...
Winkler.
Bleggghhhh.
- Hey, I thought you said you were going to leave
before Henry got here.
- D'oh, can you be quiet...
ever?!?
- Ray, what's goin' on here? - Yeah...
- Uh... - Dude,
if there's somethin' goin' on,
tell me--I'm your sidekick.
- Wait, I'm confused.
I thought your plan was to go fight that guy, Drex,
but not tell Henry
so that Henry would never know about it.
- Oh! And that's it.
C'mere... - Baaaaahhh!
- Until you learn to hold still!
- Oh, no, no, no, Ray. Not the pineapple.
- Not the pineapple!
- Quiet!
- Okay. You kids have fun.
- I should be back around dinner time.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
Talk to me.
- Look Kid...
I gotta go fight a really bad guy, Drex.
And I gotta fight him alone.
- Well, why?
- 'Cuz I know Drex.
He's extremely dangerous.
He's...he's bad on a whole other level.
- Well, how do you know him?
- I'm sorry, what?
- How do you know this guy, Drex?
- Oh. ah, uh, just from...
Y'know...from stuff.
- From stuff? - Mmhm.
- Blah!
- Why don't you just tell Henry
that Drex used to be your sidekick?
- Schwoz!
- You had a sidekick...
before me?
- Uh...
Hell--
Oh heyyyyyyyy.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
[ music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- I...I can't believe this.
I cannot believe this.
- Oh, you say that every week.
I don't know. I just... I always thought
that I was your first sidekick.
- Well...
- You really had a sidekick before me?
And you never told me?
- Well, no--
but only 'cuz I didn't want you to know.
- Hey hey, something's happening
upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff.
- Hello? Hello?
Where you go?
I need my change!
- Jasper, why aren't you up there?
- What--I was.
But I came down here to get change for a $
and then I got distracted.
- That was minutes ago!
- What the? - Dang it, Jasper!
- Go do your job! - Get up there!
- Fine. - Come on man.
- Son...
gimme the proton grenade.
- But it's so cool!
- Son!
- Fine.
- D'ah! - Ah!
HENRY: So...
This bad guy, Drex...
He was your sidekick?
- Yes, for a little while.
Look, I hired Drex like nine years ago...
it was before I even had this Man Cave.
Why'd you hire such a bad guy to be your sidekick?
- Because he seemed perfect at the time.
- Well...
Well why?
I mean what...
what made him so perfect?
- Drex had it all.
Bravery,
extreme fighting skills,
hot mom... - Ray!
- Well...not as hot as yours.
- Ray!
- So, why wasn't Drex the perfect sidekick?
- Uh, well,
I found that Drex...
he has a dark side.
- Dark how?
- Evil, mean...
tardy...
chewed with his mouth open, never flushed...
and he was violent, cruel, and dangerous.
And one day, Drex and I...
[ sighs ] we just had it out.
- You guys fought?
- Oh yeah.
- It was horrible.
- But, I mean, you won...right?
- Barely.
- Barely?
But you're like, the best fighter
in the whole world.
- Oh nooooo.
Not better than Drex.
If I wasn't indestructible,
believe me, I'd have been,
y'know...destructed.
- I just can't believe I'm not your first sidekick.
- Hey...
you're my first sidekick that I really care about.
- Oh! Sure. Did you tell Drex that, too?
- Noooo.
Well, maybe.
Look, Drex and I were only together for a few months.
We never even...
we never even fought crime together.
- Did you think about it?
- Henry...
- Oh god, really?
- Dude, just say "no."
- Uh, you guys...
there's breaking news...
- Yes? - What news?
- It says that...
"Mistakenly released criminal,
"known only as Drex
"has been spotted in North Swellview,
traveling south on East Avenue."
- I know where he's going.
The bakery district.
And when he gets there,
he's gonna have to deal with me.
HENRY: No!
He's gonna have to deal with us.
- No chance. - I'm going.
- Forget it! You can't.
- Gimme one reason why I can't go.
- Gimme one reason!
- Because...
He used to be my sidekick, and now you're my sidekick,
and if we're all together, I dunno man,
it's just gonna be all weird.
- Hey...if you're going
to see your old sidekick,
then I'm going.
- Henry I-- - Just let him go.
- Yeah, c'mon man.
- Fine!
But if you're coming with me,
you better put this on.
- Woah...What's this?
- It's a glove
that sh**t tranqulizing darts.
You can use it to take down Drex.
-'Kay.
How's it work?
- Just aim it at Ray's neck
and pull the trigger.
- Now, if I wasn't indestructible,
that would have stuck in my neck
and delivered enough hippo-grade tranquilizer
to knock me out cold.
- Where'd the dart go?
- It's right here.
- Charlotte, that's dangerous. Give it back to Schwoz.
- Hey...
has the Man Cave always been...
covered in glitter?
- Charlotte seems tired.
- Whatever. If you're comin' with me
you better pop a gum ball in your mouth, and fast.
- Oh yeah.
- How will you find Drex in the bakery district?
- There's only one place he'd go,
and I know that place.
- Okay.
Let's go meet your first sidekick...
that you used to love.
- Ah geez.
You wanna say it?
- Nope. I probably won't say it as good as Drex would.
- Up the tube.
- I wanted to say it.
- Y'see anything?
- Yes.
I see some cakes...
some breads...various pies...
- You know what I meant! - Okay, there's nobody here.
Alright?
Except for that dude behind the counter,
talkin' on his phone.
- Hey...
That "dude" happens to be Mister Schneider,
the owner of this bakery.
- Oh big wiff. - It is a big wiff!
- Why are we here?
- Look, I know Drex is coming here.
He loves this bakery as much as I do.
- Uh...
How-how do you know he loves it?
- 'Cuz Drex and I used to...mmm
- What? - Eh?
- Eh? Huh, eh.. - Eh? Eh, uh, eh...
- Did uh...
You and Drex used to come here?
Together?
- Yeah, okay, yes,
we here a couple a'times.
- So just like...twice?
- Yeah, - 'Kay.
- Twice... - Alright.
- Twice a week. - What?!?
- Look, I'm not talkin' about this anymore.
- Well...good.
- Good. - Goooooood.
- Oh wow.
- What?
- Nut Clusters.
- I'm...I'm sorry?
- It says "Free Nut Clusters
Just Reach In Hole."
- What's a Nut Cluster?
- Oh man! Imagine if a cookie and a brownie
got married, fell into a swimming pool fulla caramel,
and then just rolled around in a big old sack a'nuts.
- Big old sack of?
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - What? I don't wanna wait.
- No. No.
Just...
Did Drex know how much you love Nut Clusters?
- Aw, Kid, you gotta stop bein' so jealous.
- No, I'm asking 'cuz...
What if that's a trap?
- Oh.
Okay.
[ sneezes ]
- Don't sneeze.
- Well, I'm allergic to nuts!
But I don't care.
- Wait! No-no-no!
What's if it's a trap!
- Oh. Okay...
We'll each just get one Nut Cluster.
- No, don't put your hand in the--
[ locking ]
- Okay. What just happened?
- I dunno...
I can't pull my hand out... that's weird.
- I told you it could be a trap.
- It's probably just broken.
Y'know, defective.
Here, let's try a peanut butter one.
- No, don't put your other hand--
- Man. Both these holes are defective.
- It's a trap! - A trap for who?
- Oh, I dunno...
YOU?!? US?!?
Anyone dumb enough to stick both their hands
in those holes?!?
- Just go tell Mister Schneider
to call a handyman.
- 'Kay. Hey...
Mister Schneider Could you call a handyman
'cuz my friend really doesn't...
D'ah! Ah! Ah!...
- His head just fell out of his body!
- Calm down! - I didn't do anything, he--
- Calm down, obviously that's probably
not the real Mister Schneider.
- Well, then what's goin' on?!?
Who woulda' just rigged that--
[ cracks knuckles ]
- It's you.
- You.
- Who?
- Drex.
Awww. Poor Ray.
Did you want a Nut Cluster?
- You know I did. Tease.
- Okay. That's it, jerk!
On the ground,
right now.
- Mmmm. What a nice pie.
Share a slice with me?
- Maybe I want my own slice.
- Kid, stay away from him.
- Why?
We gotta take this guy in.
- All right, this is a robbery!
Now I want everybody to--
- Ah geez. [ w*apon hits ground ]
- It's Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Both of you, on the ground.
- You just love the ground, don't you?
Hello idiots.
Would either of you morons like to share my pie?
- He called us morons.
- Yeah, I heard 'em.
And I don't like your attitude.
- Well then...
do something.
Scary.
I almost dropped my pie.
- Now, where were we?
Oh yes.
You and I were about to fight.
- Good.
I just need to use the restroom first.
- [ grunting ]
- So, Captain Man...
before I spank your boyish sidekick...
some pie?
- Nobody wants your filthy pie.
- You're done, Drex.
- Careful Kid. - Why?
I'm the one with the cool thing on my wrist.
So why should I-- - Hyah!
- That's why.
- Hey!
- Fetch, boy!
- You will show me respect!
- Yawn.
Now, old friend...
I have a gift for you.
- [ grunting ]
What is that? Some kinda crazy box
with a wide-hose bottom?
- Why don't I show you?
- No. D-D-Drex! Don't do it Drex.
No! I mean it!
- I got it.
- Drexxxxxxxxxxxx!
- Hey!
Hey! Lemme in!
Leave him alone!
- Uh, uh! Drex?!
What just happened, Drex?!
- Let me in, Drex.
- Hang on--we have a customer.
- Captain Man! Captain Man!
What is? What is this? Are you okay?
- No, I can't see!
Help me get this thing off my head!
Kid?
Kid, what's happening?!?
[ g*n clicks empty ]
- So? Are things going well?
- Uh....
No...not really!
- Kid, you gotta get outta here!
- Agreed!
- Don't worry about me!
- I won't! - Just get outta here!
- Okay! - That's an order!
- I'm completely on board.
[ knocking ]
- Hey, what's goin' on in there?!
- Ha! Hahaha!
Wooo!
Hey Drex...
looks like you're goin' back to jail.
- Oh man, it's Drex!
- Uh...
I think you're supposed to follow those cops.
- Get him, Kid Danger!
[ cheering ]
- You heard 'em.
Get me.
- Kid!
GIRL: Whoa!
That man just threw Kid Danger
into a big thing filled with cake batter!
- Ah! Ahh! Ahh!
AHH!
Kid! Where are you kid?!?
[ muffled shouting ]
- I'm afraid he's a little
battered and bruised right now.
- What does that mean?!?
Are you being literal or is that word play?
Drex?!? Where are you, Drex?!?
- Well, you certainly showed that table.
- Kid Danger?!?
Kid?!? Kid Danger?!?
- Kid Danger ran out the door.
- Hang on, Kid! I'm comin'!
Ow! Ah!
That's not right.
Uh! Where's the exit?
Is this it? Am I exiting?
- Hello?!?
Oh God I'm so sticky.
I need some paper towels!
- Which is why you should always check
inside your toilet before sitting down.
- And now, it's the viral video
everyone's talking about.
As you could see, the fugitive, known only as Drex,
is spanking our very own Kid Danger.
- SPANKY, SPANKY, SPANK YOUR BUTT
- Gah! Really? Come on! - DOO-DAH DOO-DAH.
SPANKY, SPANKY, SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA-DOO-DAH DAY! - Dude, stop!
- Hey!
Make sure you get this on video!
- What? No! No!
Don't Do that? - Wait, where was I?
Oh yes. That's right.
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIIIIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAAAAY! - Can we turn that off?
SPANK YOUR BUTT 'TIL IT'S RED AND SORE--
- Come on Schwoz!
Get me out of here!
- So, how's your bottom?
- Spanked. It still hurts.
- Isn't the ice helping?
- No.
This ice is just giving me numb butt.
- I can't cut through it.
- Dang it, why not?!?
- Because this helmet is made of neutronium,
and it has three different thermo-magnatomic locks.
The only way to open it is with a special electronic key.
Did Drex give you a special electronic key?
- Oh yeah, sure,
it's right here in my pocket, let me just--
NO, HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A SPECIAL ELECTRONIC KEY!
Look, if you can't cut this helmet off,
then at least get this freakish Nut Cluster trap
off my hands!
- Oh, I can get it off!
- What's he doing?
- No-no-no-no-no. - Jasper, no...
- Jasper, did you--
Did you just fire a blaster at me?
Son, I asked you a question!
- Now, try that again.
- Did you just fire a blaster at me?!?
- Well, yeah, because you're indestructible.
And-and look-- I got your hands free.
- That's right,
so now I can gesture like this!
Go upstairs!
- Yes sir
- Uh...maybe you should go take a nap.
- A nap?!
Drex is on the loose!
I gotta get this stupid thing off my head.
Until then, I'm useless.
- Oh...
then I guess Henry's gotta stop Drex.
- Pfft, are you serious?
I can't take on Drex.
- Why not you can't?
'Cuz! I tried to fight that guy,
and he stuffed me in cake batter,
and then he spanked me.
- Where are you going?
- Home. - Home?!
- Oh c'mon, Henry.
You can't just go home
not when this town needs you most.
- This town needs a superhero.
Or...
Or at least a decent sidekick...
who has skills, or...
who has anything.
I'm nothing.
I'm not even wearing pants.
Here...
Up the tube.
- Wh-what just happened?
- I think Henry just quit his job.
- Ah, man.
- Well, you can't blame Henry,
I mean, everyone expects him to act like a superhero,
and he doesn't even have one super power.
- Yeah...well,
maybe we need to fix that.
Schwoz...I think it's time.
- For me to get my colonoscopy?
- What?! Nooo! Gross!
- But my colon!
- I want you to call Schwabbit and Kooschtello!
- Schwah-who?
- Two very powerful people from my homeland.
- Ah, man, I am exhausted.
- Ray, no, wait wait wait-- ahhhhh!!!
- Why's this couch so lumpy?
- And now, it's the viral video everyone's talking about.
- Spanky spank your butt! - Really? Come on.
- Stupid news.
- All the do dah day... - Stop!
- Spanky-Spanky Spank your butt oh doo dah day...
- Kid Danger's gettin' spanked!
- Stupid reaction to the news.
- How's that feel? Huh?
Not so fun when someone sits on you, is it?!
- Actually this feels kinda nice.
- Ulch!
- Wait! Come do more!
- No!
- Ahhhhhhh! D'aahhhh!
They're here! They're coming!
Get ready!
They're here!
- Ankimo hah-zu peela yanku schween.
-Inka poo uka Gorgonzola.
- Captain Man, Charlotte,
I'd like you to meet Schwahbbit and Kooschtello.
- It's an honor to meet you.
I'm sure you've heard much about me.
CHARLOTTE: Um...
I love your hair.
- Thank you.
Would you like it?
- Oh! No, no, no, please...
you put that right back on your head.
- [ hisses ]
- Schwoz, Charlotte,
go to Henry's house and bring him here,
whether he wants to come or not.
- Aye.
- Schwahbbit, Kooschtello
Captain Man will look after you until I return.
- Up the tube!
- Well...you're probably interested in my story.
You see, my dad was an irresponsible scientist.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview
who call me, well...
you know the name.
Uh...Schwahbbit...?
Koosh-puff?
Hello? Guys?
- Okay Stephanie, now show everyone
your impression of Kid Danger.
- Okay!
Ow ow! I'm Kid Danger!
Please stop spanking me!
Owwie! Owwie!
I'm Kid Danger!
I'm not competent!
- Stephanie. Jerk.
[ doorbell rings ]
Do not come in!
- Hey Henry. - Hello Henry.
- What'd I just say?
- You gotta come back with us to the Man Cave.
- No.
I'm not going back,
no matter what you guys say.
- Then we won't say anything.
- Hey...
What-up with the beam?
Why? Whyyyy...
- There. Now you grab Henry,
and we take him back to the Man Cave.
- Uh, me? Schwoz get back here!
Wait are you serio--ah...
Gaaaahhh!
Schwoz!
- Ugh, I knew I'd have to help.
- Ow! Ah!
- We're back.
- We have Henry!
- What is all this stuff?
It's for to give Henry the power.
CAPTAIN MAN: Dang it!!! Dag-blast-it!
- He's been doing that for half an hour.
- Oy. Wh-where am I? What happened?
- You d*ed!
- What?!?
- Just kidding!
Hah-ha ha ha ha ha!
We brought you here against your will.
- Heyyy!
You're supposed to open the door
before you walk in!
- Where is he?
- Whooaa, you're Drex!
- Where's Captain Man?
- Captain who?
- Oh gosh.
Hey!
Nice to see you!
Can I help you find something?
[ alarm rings ]
- Hey hey... - Emergency.
- We have a situation upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff.
- What is it? Ah!
I'm okay!
- Look doof, I know that Ray Manchester owns this place,
so where's Captain Man?
- What's goin' on?!?
- Shhh!
- Okayyy...
- Where's the Man Cave?!?
- Uh, I'll tell ya where it is!
- So, you say you're looking for the Man Cave?
- Don't tell him!
- He's gonna tell him,
you know he's gonna tell him.
- Just...
- Where's the Man Cave?!?
- Uh...it's uh in...
Swellview Park!
- Yay Jasper! - Yes!
- Atta boy, Jasp!
Sometimes I shorten his name...
to "Jasp."
- Where am I?
- Where in Swellview Park?
- Uh-uh...at the...
p-playground!
Under the...
Twirly-Whirly!
- Twirly- Whirly?
- All right. You're comin' with me.
- Why?!?
- To show me the Twirly-Whirly!
- Wait! My Doodle cake!
Nooooo!
- Turn it off.
- This is not good.
- Henry, you gotta stop Drex!
- I can't!
- You can...
if you have the power.
- What power?!?
- Ehh...
- Ehh! - Ehh...
- Whoa...
what's all this stuff?
- This...
is a South African Bush Lizard.
- This...
is a Black Shag Spider.
- A Black Shag Spider?
No way, I've always wanted to see one a'those!
What's it look like?
- Uh...
it's black...and shaggy.
- No, can't see it.
- So for me to get a super power,
I have to get bitten by some crazy,
foreign lizard and a bush spider?!?
- [ chuckling ] - [ hisses ]
- What?
- Uh, no no no...
you see, when you combine their venoms,
and you heat the mixture,
it turns into a vapor
and then you breathe it in.
- I have breathe in venom vapor? - Yah!
It will accelerate your reflexes,
and sharpen your hand-eye
and your foot-eye coordination.
- So, you're saying it'll make Henry
be able to move faster?
- Yah, if you want to say it like a dummy.
- You guys, this seems really weird and kinda dangerous.
- Yah, it is both of those.
Now lean back. - Wait, what? No, we had a--
- Ah! Ahh! Gah!
You'd think I'd give up.
- Now children, as your psychologist,
I'm here to help you
overcome your fear of playgrounds.
- Ahhhh!
- Thomas!!
Now the only way to conquer a fear,
is to face the fear.
- Can we go home please?
- No!
Now, your parents and I are going to walk over
to Inside-Out-Burger and have a late lunch,
while you children stay here
and learn that playgrounds are nothing to be scared of.
Come along, parents.
- Where is it?! - There it is!
- Where's the Man Cave?! Show me!
- It's under this Twirly- Whirly!
Like a half-a-mile down!
Bye! - Hey!
How do I get inside?
- You...you have to twirl it,
like a...
like a combination lock.
- All right. Open it!
- Uh...o-okay...
First, I um,
I spin it this way...
times.
One...
Two...
Three...
- What are you kids lookin' at?!?
[ screams ]
- KO-VAH SHISHITO KARVOO
SIRACHA CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA...
SCHNOTT!
KO-VAH SHISHITO
KARVOO SIRACHA CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA.
SCHNOTT!
- Bob-a-looooooooo!
Remove the mask.
- The lights.
- Well, did it work?
- Yah, does Henry have accelerated speed?
- We will not know
until the boy awakens.
- Well how do we "awaken" him?
- This way.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Ah! I'm up! I'm up! - Wake up! Wake up!
- I'm up! - Wake up!
- Hello? Am I in the bathroom?
- Henry, go over there,
and look closely at the elevator button.
- Uh, okay.
- Egh. Where's the toilet?
- What are you gonna do?
- This...
- Okay, I'm lookin' at the elevator button,
but I'm not sure why.
- Henry!
- Wow!
- See how fast he moves?
- Schwoz! Why'd you just-
- Whooaaa! Ha ha!
- Yay!
- H-How'd I...
- It's your new power!
- You have super fast reflexes!
- This is amazing!
- Yes. And also...
You owe us $.
- Wait...
Where's Drex and Jasper?
- Uh...
Still at Swellview Park
on or near the playground.
- 'Kay. Give it to me.
Stand back.
- Seriously, when do we get our $?
- All right, Schwoz, you fly me in the Man-Copter.
Let's go. - Aye.
Thank you Schwahbbit and Kooschtello!
Have a safe trip home!
- Up the tube!
- Wait Schwoz! When do we--
- I'll send you the money!
- Schnoovit! - Ah!
- Henry! Good luck!
- ...
and ...
- Hey, that's !
- Uh, uh, uh, are you sure?
Maybe I should just um...
start over.
One...
- I don't like you!
- But I'm so friendly!
- And I don't think the Man Cave's
anywhere near here.
I think you've been lying to me!
- No! I wouldn't lie.
I love the truth.
I consider the truth my girlfriend,
and we are exclusive!
- You think you're funny?
- No! Wh-when I tell jokes, nobody laughs
except for my grandma and she doesn't even
know who she is anymore!
- Well after I rattle your brain
with this, you're not gonna know who you are.
- Peek-a-boo.
- Whoa, Kid Danger you just knocked down Drex!
- Uhuh...
- Oh...he's getting up now.
- Yeah, you might wanna run.
- On it!
- Well. - Well...
- Where's your "big brother" Captain Man?
- Probably with your big sister.
- Look, it's Kid Danger and that mean guy again!
- Someone call the police!
- I'm gonna mop this grass with you, boy.
- You don't mop grass....
Stupid.
- That's it.
- Not even close.
Whoa! Can't touch this.
- Here come the cops!
- It's Drex!
- Kid...I'm gonna punch and kick you , times.
- Cool, I'll help you keep count.
Ready, set, GO!
D'oh...missed... D'oh... zero...
still zero...
here's my face...oh!
- Oh my God, conflict!
- Ready when you are.
- How'd you get to be fast?
- That's for me to know
and for you to shut up.
- Come here...
Wow, I sure hope that nobody gets this on video
and sends it to the news!
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, DO DAH, DO DAH,
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DAH DAY!
- One more time!
- Sure! Ahhh!
[ crowd joins in ] SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH,
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DAH DAY!
- I'm oh-kay--
whoa it's bright in here.
- Wooo! - Yeah, Buddy!
- Wooo!
- Wow.
I never thought I'd be so happy
to see you people.
- Awww. - Aw, that's so sweet.
- Wait, why wouldn't... - Kind of rude, really.
- Mean thing to say.
- Wait... what happened with Drex?
- Oh, Henry brought him here.
- Wha-Drex is here?!?
[ high-pitched yelp ]
Is he...?
- He's totally fine.
- He just can't move.
- Or talk, or think,
or kick, or punch, or pee.
I hope.
- Well, how did you uh--
- I used this.
You blast a person with a beam from this,
and it's like pressing pause on his brain.
Yeah, but he's totally fine,
he just can't do anything.
- Oh! Like the Kardashians.
NEWS ANCHOR: This just in...
Captain Man's sidekick, Kid Danger...
- Hey look! Henry's on the news!
NEWS ANCHOR: And thanks to Kid Danger's
new and unexplained lightning speed,
he was able to completely
frustrate and enrage Drex, who we all hate.
Oh man, that's fun to watch.
- It sure is.
Now, let's take a look
at some of Kid Danger's "greatest hits."
- SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY!
SPANK YOUR BUTT TIL IT'S RED AND SORE,
WOW I HATE YOUR FACE!
[ all sing ] - SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH.
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DA DAY.
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY!
SPANK YOUR BUTT TIL IT'S RED AND SORE,
WOW I HATE YOUR FACE!
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, DO DAH, DO DAH.
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, OH DA DO DA DAY...
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x06 - Hour of Power
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.