- Roger that, NASA Control,
continuing to monitor life support
and flight navigation.
- Roger.
- Aww, man.
Hey, did you pack the food?
- No. Why?
- 'Cuz look...
Your chocolate got mixed in with my peanut butter.
- Orrrr...maybe your peanut butter
got in with my chocolate.
- Noooo...Mmm...
that tastes good.
- Hmm... Chocolate and peanut butter.
- Yeah. They're two great tastes
that taste great together.
- Huh...
Wait'll Earth hears about this.
- Right. Hey, let's get some shut-eye.
- Nah, I'm tired.
Let's get some sleep.
I'll k*ll the lights.
- Oh!!! Dang it, Neil!
Turn the gravity back on.
All right, all right, I'm sorry! Hang on.
- Artificial gravity, artificial gravity...
[ all talking ]
- Hey...
Hey, has it been on yet?
- Not yet!
It should be coming on any minute!
- I'll get you my pretty.
-'Kay tweeners! Food's ready!
Hope your mouths are!
[ blows whistle ]
- Back on the couch.
-Aw, c'mon Piper,
I just put out all this nice food.
- Look...
The guy at the TV station just texted me,
and said my commercial's gonna be on
"in just a few minutes."
- We know, but we're also hungry--
[ blows whistle ]
Good point.
- Okay boys, get some rest up there in space.
We'll contact you at o-eighthundred hours.
- Copy that.
- Sleep chambers, activated and ready.
Secure.
Locked.
- Heyyy... - What th...?
- Hey! Open the door!
- Open the doors. - What happened?
Did you push a button?!?
- No! - Wait wait wait...
Hold-hold on...
Hey! What are you doing here?!?
- OH MY GOD!!!
- What's done is done.
- Yeah?
- Shirt?
Shirrrrrt?
- What's wrong with you? - What?
This is my Fred Lobster shirt.
'Cuz you're in a Fred Lobster commercial.
So I got this shirt.
- In honor of your commercial.
For Fred Lobster.
- Now I regret it.
- Piper! It's your commercial!
- AHHHHHHHHHH, MY COMMERCIAL'S ON!!!
- It's a new day at Fred Lobster.
[ laughing ]
- It's me, it's me, it's me...
Who knows lobs--
- We interrupt this broadcast for breaking news.
- What the butt?!?
- And now: Trent Overunder and Mary Gaperman.
- Mary, come on!
You can eat the chicken wings later!
- I'm so sorry.
Is there any sauce on my face?
- No, you're good.
- Where's my commercial?!?
- Hey, hey it's oka-- - Shhh!
- Trouble in outer space?
Yes.
We've just received a report that some unknown person
has found his or her way into NASA'S new
international space station.
- Now Trent...
that space station is located where?
- It's in space, Mary. Hence the name "space station."
- That's right, Trent.
- Apparently, the mysterious intruder has taken over
the station and is holding the astronauts hostage.
- And we should point out that one of those astronauts,
Jim Dickle, lives right here in Swellview...
when he's not in space.
- Here's a photo of Major Dickle,
taken last year at Swellview's taco festival.
- No one cares!
Put my commercial back on!
- Stay tuned to KLVY News for more updates
on this developing situation.
- In space.
- Fredddd Lobster.
- They bumped my whole commercial!
For some stupid news thing that nobody cares about!
- Yeah...who would care about astronauts
being taken hostage in outer space?
- I don't need your sarcasm.
[ beeping ]
- Hey, your watch just beeped.
- Ulch...I know.
I uh...gotta go call my boss at Junk-N-Stuff.
- What about my commercial!
- We missed it.
- But they'll play it again!
- She's right, they're supposed
to run it a few times today.
- Ohhhh...
Then I'll go check the front porch.
- Check it for WHAT?!?
- Ray. - Henry!
There's an emergency in S--
Are you wearin' a Fred Lobster shirt?
- Uh...Yeah. - Why?
- 'Cuz my sister's in a Fred Lobster commercial,
so I bought this shirt but-
- All right look, there's no time
to talk about your shirt!
- But... But you asked me.
- We have an emergency.
Guess where we're goin'.
- To space?
- Not just space, Henry.
Outer space.
- Haha...
Wait, well how are you and I gonna get to outers--
- Y'know... I was in a Fred Lobster last week,
and they told me they didn't have those shirts anymore.
- Uh...
Yeah, I had to order this one online--
- Oh, so, you really wanna talk about lobster shirts
while astronauts are in danger?
- You're the one who brought up the shirt!
- Just get to the Man Cave-- fast!
- Ulch... Okay, I'm on my way.
- Bring the shirt.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Schwoz... I can see you.
- Go away!
Hahaha! You missed me!
- How did he get up there?
- Come on Schwooozzz...
you're gonna have to come down from there eventually.
- Leave me alone!
- Hahaha... C'mon Schwoz...
I need it!
- No! I'm saving it for marriage!
- Hey. - Hi Henry!
- Whoa, what th-- Why is Schwoz--
- Ha! Missed me, missed me!
You are very stoooopid.
- Those are not the lyrics!
- Ow, my shoe!!!
- Okay, what is going on?
- Schwoz won't give Ray the launch key
to his little rocket ship.
- Well why won't he-- Schwoz has a rocket ship?
- It's called the Love Shuttle!
- Why did Schwoz build a Love Shuttle?
- For his honeymoon.
- Yeah he says that when he gets married,
he wants to have his honeymoon on the actual moon.
- Don't be ridiculous, Schwoz.
You're never getting married.
- It could happen!
There's women out there who'll take anybody!
- Ahhhh! Gimme that key!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
- I think you might be overreacting.
- May I?
- No no wait, Charlotte, don't--ahhh!
- [ groaning ] - Ha!
You...You sh*t his butt.
- Owww....
- Hey! Did you guys hear?!?
There's a hostage situation up in space!
- We heard. - We're aware.
- Well...did you know that one of the astronauts
is from Swellview?!?
- Yesss. - Yeah, Jim Dickle.
- [ groans ] - Ohh...
Well, did you know I was born with eleven toes,
but only nine on my feet?
- What'd he say? - Eleven?
- Yeah. Who's got news now?
- [ moans ]
[ alert beeping ]
- I'll check that.
- Hey, shouldn't you be up at Junk-N-Stuff,
watching the store?
- Well, I have to use the bathroom,
but the one upstairs is broken.
- That's why we told you to use the bathroom
across the street, at the gas station.
- I'm no longer welcome at that gas station.
- [ groaning ]
- Uh-ohhh. You guys...
the space station's gonna be orbiting
over Swellview in one hour.
- So? - What does that mean?
- That if you guys don't head up there soon,
you'll have to wait another vhours.
And by then it may be too late!
- Come on, we have to help those astronauts
at least the one from Swellview.
- C'mon, Schwoz.
Give us the key to your Love Shuttle.
- Wait, why doesn't NASA just send up someone
up there to help the astronauts?
- Yah. Call NASA.
- No no no no no no,
NASA just sent a supply rocket
to the space station two days ago.
It'll take 'em six months
to get another one ready to send up.
- Well, can't we borrow a rocket from China?
- No! No!
I am not getting inside a Chinese rocket ever again!
- Hey, c'mon Schwoz.
Let us use your Love Shuttle.
- Yeah. You're never gonna need it.
- I will! For when I get married!
- Oh, to what, Schwoz?!?
What's gonna marry you?
- Even that robot girlfriend you built for yourself,
Gerta, even she left you.
- Nooo...we...
we're just taking a break.
- Oh come on!
- She turned herself into a bird, Schwoz!
Then she flew away!
- When did that happen?
- Last season.
- So you mean winter.
- Yeah, that's what I meant.
- Look, buddy...
- D'ah-don't choke me.
- Are you planning to marry someone
in the next... ten hours?
- Well, I don't plan to, no.
- Okay, so, just lend us your Love Shuttle,
and we'll bring it right back.
- You promise to be careful with it?
- We both promise.
- Now give us the launch key!
- Okaaaay. Hold out your hand.
[ gargling ]
- Oh my god...
- I can't watch this...
but I can't look away...
[ choking ]
- What are you doing?
- Awww. - Gross.
- It's wet.
- That's the launch key.
- All right, Jasper.
Looks like Captain Man needs your help.
- Sure! Anything! What do you need?
- You're a good boy.
- Okay Henry.
I'm now going to insert the key
into the console.
- Uh...okay.
- I did it.
- Great.
- You are aboard the Love Shuttle.
Welcome, Schwoz, and...
- [Schwoz's voice ] Woman's name.
- Prepare for your honeymoon.
[ romantic music plays ]
- Schwoz...Schwoz!
How do I turn this love music off?!?
- Aw, c'mon...
Love music isn't for turning off.
It's for turning on.
- I got it. [ music stops ]
- All right, Henry and Ray...
We pre-set the flight computer
to automatically take you to the space station.
- Copy that. And we are...
...prepped for launch.
- Hey Kid.
Let's go to space, and kick some ace.
- Ha ha. To the stars.
- Hey... Pretty cool.
- Yeah, I've never done that sitting down before.
- Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was gonna work.
- It's pretty good right? - Yeah, but it did work.
- All right, you guys. I just wanted to say...
be careful up there.
- Roger that.
- We copy.
- 'Cuz you two are the only Ray and Henry I have.
- Thanks. - Okay then.
- And...I've never said this out loud before, but...
- Don't do this.
- I just wanted you guys to know that--
- Hit it. - Yeah. Launching.
- AHHHHHHHH!!! - AHHHHHHHH!!!
- We're going to space!!!
- I know! It's so fun!
- Woooooo!!!!! - Haha!
- Space, "the final frontier."
- What does that mean?
- Y'know... "the final frontier"...
last place in the universe
that mankind hasn't explored yet.
Space! Ahhhh...
- What about oceans?
- Huh? - Oceans.
I mean, we haven't explored all parts of the oceans yet.
So, aren't they an unexplored frontier?
Oceans?
- Okay, fine.
Space, "one of two final frontiers."
Ahhhhh...
- What about parallel universes?
- What?
- Remember that time that Charlotte and I
went to that parallel universe?
- I suppose.
- Well, there's probably lots more parallel universes,
that none of us have explored,
so I guess you could say-- - Space!
"One of many, many remaining frontiers."
- Yeah...
I like cartoons.
- You boys got any sugar on you?
- Piper, you haven't gone to the bathroom
in four hours.
- And I'm not gonna!
'Cuz I know if I leave, I'm gonna miss my commercial!
- But what about me?!? I have to go, too.
- Are you in a commercial for Fred Lobster?
- No.
- Then today's not about you, is it, Narlee?!?
- I...I don't follow your logic.
Nobody leaves this room 'til we all see
my Fred Lobster commercial!
- Sweetie...
We're recording this channel all day.
- So? - So...
When your commercial comes on, it'll record
and then we'll have it forever.
- But I wanna watch it live.
- I understand but-- - It has to be live.
- But why can't-- - WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
- Okay. [ TV beeps ]
- Ahhhh! - Oh oh oh oh.
It's just asking if we wanna record
"America's Got Salad."
- Oh my gosh! I love that show!
- Me too, I'll just press--
- No wait, Dad Dad Dad--
- Toilet Wars!
- Ahhhh.
- Dad, you changed the channel!
- I know, I know!
- Go back go back... - I'm trying!
I think I changed the input! - In the input!
- Oh no! I hit exit! - Stop Dad!
- Where's backspace?!? - What are you doing?!
- Look, I'm trying as hard as I can!
- I got it! - So, don't just eat lobster...
Eat Fred Lobster. Freedddd Lobster.
- We missed it!
Are you kidding me!! Are you kidding meee!
- [ sighs ]
I'm sick of just sitting here.
- Yeah, well, Schwoz said that we should
be at the space station pretty soon--
- I wonder what these buttons do.
- No wait, no wait, dude, what are you doing?
Don't start pushing random--
- What's happening? - Ahahahaha!
- What's happening?
- You made my chair start to vibraaaaaaaaaate.
- Aw...No fair! I wanna vibrate!
- It's niiiiiiiiiice.
- Ohhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh...
- Feels goooooooooood...
- Hey! My voice sounds weird.
Listen, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...
[ vibrating voices ]
[ crash ] - Ahhh!
- D'oh!
- They just docked with the space station.
- Hey Schwoz,
I think we just docked with the space station.
- Oh really? My goodness,
thanks for the information.
- Okay, you have a solid pressure lock,
so you are good to enter the space station.
- Ten-four good Charlotte.
- We ten-ten on the side.
- All right kid.
We're about to leave the Love Shuttle,
and enter the space station.
- Yep. I'm up to speed on the story.
- I know, I'm just sayin'...
We have no idea who or what
h*jacked that space station,
and we won't know until we go in there and look inside.
- Yep...that's all been clearly established.
- Then let's go do this.
- Waitin' on you.
- Here we go. - I hope so.
- Set weapons to "stun"...
- ...is this right?
- Uh no, you just set it to "melt."
You wanna' melt the space station?
- No, I do not.
- Give it.
Here you go.
- Sorry. Do you wanna go-- - Oh no--
I thought-- - Do you wanna' go first?
- No, you, yeah you..
- I thought you were gonna--
- All right. - You go and then I'll go.
- What are you doing? - Yep right, no--
- What are you doing? - you you said, okay yeah.
Oh, wait. It's on melt.
Okay Kid... stay cool...
- Ow!
- Ahhhh! What was that?!?
What was that?!? What's happening?!?
Hey! I think I got whatever it was
that att*cked--ahh, uhh...
I didn't get it.
- Captain Man?
- Uh, I'm here too.
Kid Danger. Also relevant.
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x09 - Space Invaders, Part 1
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.