03x10 - Space Invaders, Part 2

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Henry Danger"

[ alarm buzzes ] - LOCKED.

- Hey! Who locked the doors?

What happened?

- Trouble, in Outer Space?

- Oh my God!

- ♪ Fred Lobster!

- Piper! It's your commercial!

- Ahhh! My commercial's on!

Who knows lobs--

- We interrupt this broadcast for breaking news.

- What the butt!?!

- Some unknown person has found his or her way

into NASA's new international space station,

and is holding the astronauts hostage.

- Ray!

- Guess where we're going...

- To space?

Schwoz has a rocket ship?

- Just lend us your Love Shuttle,

and we'll bring it right back.

- Ah-ahhhh!

- That's the launch key.

- We're going to space!!!

- I know! It's so fun!

Haaaa!!! - Woooooo!!!!

- Nobody leaves this room

'til we all see my Fred Lobster commercial.

- You are good to enter the space station.

- Uhhpp!

- Captain Man?

- Kid Danger. Also relevant.

- Stay tuned for more updates

on this developing situation.

- In space...

- Okay, little girl-- who are you?

- I'm-- - What are you doin' here?

- I'm-- - How old are you?!?

- Why'd you hit both of us on the head?!?

- Let her answer! - Well I have a lot of questions

- Captain Man! - Kid Danger!

- Help us! - Let us out!

- Be quiet, Dad!

- Dad?

- Hey! Don't you talk to me that way!

I'm an astronaut!

- You're gonna get it, you little brat!

- Yeah? Who's got the piece?!?

- Okay, what is the deal here?

- I'll tell ya the deal.

That's my daughter, Kelsey!

- And she's not supposed to be here!

- Well, how'd you get on board?

- [ sighs ] I used my dad's I.D.

- And then?

- And then I sneaked on the supply rocket,

hid in a storage container, and here I am.

- And then she locked us in here where we sleep!

- Yeah, and you're gonna stay in there.

- I'll tell you what, young lady!

When we get back to Earth, on the ground,

you're gonna be so... so grounded.

- Okay, I don't know what the butt

is goin' on here, but uh, Kid...

you let those astronauts outta their sleep...things.

- Ulch...'Kay.

- You just, freeze.

- Aha! Yeah, I don't freeze.

I thaw.

- Wait... you saw what?

- Huh?

- You said you saw something.

- Wh... no, I said "I thaw".

- Well, what?!?

You thaw what? What'd you thee?!

- Dude, what are you doing?

- I dunno man, the air's pretty weird in here.

- How is the air...

Alright, I'm gonna' let you guys out.

- You move, I blast you.

- Good luck.

- Whoa!

- How did you do that?

- With my hyper-motility.

- What does that mean?

- That I'm good...

Pfft... Will you take care of her, please?

- Yeah, all right.

Di!!! Da!!!

Daow!!! Stop it!!!

All right, little girl.

We're taking you back to Earth.

You are from Earth, right?

- Yes, but I'm not going back!

You guys don't understand!

Those astronauts are evil!

Look!

- Bunnies!?!

No way, bunnies!

- Look at the bunnies!

Can we take 'em out and play with 'em?

- No, I get to play with the black-and-white one.

- No, we both get to play with all of them.

- Hey, shut up!

Don't you guys get why

they brought those bunnies up here into space?!?

- Uhh...I kinda get why. - I know why...

It's pretty obvious, when ya think about it.

- I mean, I don't know why. but just out of curiosity...

- Just, just wondering.. - Why, do you think why?

- They're taking 'em to the moon!

To do experiments on them!!!

- It's for science!!!

- What do you mean "science?"

- Y'know, science!

The study of how things work and why!

- Ulch, this guy...

- Hey, hey...

- We gotta take those bunnies to the moon!

- Why?

- To see how high they can hop!

- That's insane.

- Yeah, we already know

that the moon has less gravity than Earth.

- So that means we know exactly

how high bunnies can hop on the moon,

and that answer is...

- Very. - Very high.

- But we won't know that for sure

unless we test them.

- On the moon.

- Oh, and did those bunnies agree

to let you put 'em on the moon?

No, they did not agree to that!

- Oh yes they did!

Every one a'those bunnies signed a contract!

- What contract?

- They're right over there,

on the clipboard.

- Just see about this clipboard.

- I'm also going to go see about this clipboard.

- Ah! Look at this! Hah?

- Pffft.

The bunnies probably didn't even read this.

- Yeah... I bet you just dipped the bunnies' paws in ink,

and then pushed 'em onto the bottom of this paper!

- See! Now do you guys get

why I had to sneak on board?!?

I had to save the bunnies.

- Oh, we get it.

- Yeah, you did the right thing.

- Wait, what?!? - Oh come on!

- You guys are seriously on her side?!?

- We're on the side of the bunnies!

- Astrojerks!

- Kelsey, honey... start loading these bunnies

into our shuttle of love. Okay?

- Really? - Oh yeah, really.

- Yeah. We're gonna take them--

and you back home.

- Awww man! - Dang it!

- Wait wait wait wait, first...

Will one a'you get a picture of me holding this bunny?

- We don't have time for that!

- Come on! I wanna pic of me

holding a bunny in outer space!

- Why?!? - For my social media, dude!

- Dang it!

- All right...

[ snapping pics ]

Yeah...this will get a lotta likes.

- Yeah...

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick.

- Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles...

and fight crime. Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

- Man...

why won't they play my commercial again?

- Okaaay...

I got the tire off of your neighbor's car.

[ clapping ]

- See! She did it!

That's how you play truth or dare.

- All right, who's next?

- I think I am.

- Okay Piper's dad...

truth or dare?

- Well, I'm no chicken.

Dare.

- Okay...

I dare you to eat that nasty lobster

that's been sitting there for the past...

seven hours.

- Oh.

- Ewww... - That's disgusting.

- Uhhh... Truth.

I'll take truth.

- You already said dare.

- Ah, who cares.

- Yeah...

- Okay fine. Truth:

Does Mom know that last week,

you had lunch with your ex-girlfriend?

- I'll eat the lobster.

- Ewww!

- Piper look!!!

- Ahhhh, it's on!

My commercial's on again!!!

- It's a new day at Fred Lobster.

- Hahahaha

Who knows--

- We interrupt this broadcast for breaking news.

- Noooooo!!!

- As you know, earlier today,

the international space station was spacejacked,

by an unknown space-jacker.

- Oh my god...again?!

- No, Mary.

We're talking about the same incident

we reported on earlier.

- Ah.

Back to you, Trent.

- At this time, NASA officials are reporting

no change in the situation.

Which means: there's no new information to report.

I repeat: no new information to report.

- Then why did you idiots

break in with a news report?

- Now Trent...even though there's no new news right now,

I'm assuming there could be some news

about the space station later?

- Uh, yeah Mary.

Actually, later, there "could be" news

about almost anything.

- That's right, Trent. Trent?

- ♪ Fredddd Lobster - For food!

- Daaad! You don't eat the shell!

- Maybe you don't.

- Love Shuttle to Man Cave.

Love Shuttle to Man Cave.

- It's Henry!

- Charlotte, Schwoz... do you read me?

- Hey Henry!

- Yah, we see and hear you.

- Listen. We're loading up

the Love Shuttle with bunnies.

And a girl.

- Bunnies and a girl?

- Is the girl married?

- No, she's eleven.

Look, I'll explain everything when I get back.

- But-but wait...

the Love Shuttle can only hold two peoples.

- Uh...

Well, now we're three peoples and six bunnies,

so we're gonna have to figure some--

- Hey Kid! We're missing a bunny!

- I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Schwoz, plot a course for us, back to Earth.

- Aye.

- Bunny? - Bunny?

- Here bunny! - Mister Bunny?

- Hey, hey... - Here Bunny.

- You guys lost one of the bunnies?!?

- Noooo. He did.

- Well...it tricked me.

Tricked me, it did.

- Well c'mon, we gotta find it before he-

- Hey hey, there he is.

- Uh-oh--he's chewing through those orange wires.

- Awww...

I bet he thinks they're a carrot.

- Heh, yeah, 'cuz orange.

- Yeah, 'cuz they're the same color...

- Because is the same color...

- Power failure.

Switching to battery back up.

- Hey...

Why's the space station losing power?

- 'Cuz the bunny chewed through those wires.

- Or...

'cuz the bunny chewed through the wires.

- All right, little girl... take this bunny,

go put him on the Love Shuttle.

Okay? - 'Kay-Kay.

- Hey...Schwoz says that the Love Shuttle

can only transport two people.

- Shotgun! - No, dude...

what about weight distribution?

Okay? 'Cuz it's gonna be you, it's gonna be me,

it's gonna be the girl, and it's gonna be six bunnies.

That's not gonna fit.

- Well, how many bunnies equals a person?

- I don't know. Like bunnies?

- Ahhh!!!

- Okay... there's lots nicer ways

you could put a guy in a closet.

- Yeah. Let me outta here!

- No!

- We're taking our bunnies back.

- Over my beaten body.

- Well...then I guess

we're gonna have to b*at your body.

- And then take our bunnies.

- Over it.

[ frustrated grunting ]

- Uh... Hah!

I happen to have a super power.

So, you guys really think you can b*at this body?

- Yeah... I think we can.

- In zero gravity.

- Whoa. Whoa! whoa whoa!

Wait wait wait!

How come you guys aren't floating?

- 'Cuz we're wearing magnetic boots.

- Well...

can I have a pair of magnetic boots?

- Nope.

- But you can have this!

- Hey stop.

I'd rather have the magnetic booooooooooooots!

- Quit it! Come on!

- You astronauts!

I demand that you open this door!

You space cowards!

- Okay okay.

You guys win round one.

Now, before we continue,

I'd really like a pair of magnetic boots.

- Sure. Take mine.

- Really?

- Yeah. Come and get 'em.

There it is. There it is...

There it is. Come on.

- Come closer...

- I'm right here.

Come closer so I can grab.

Stop. Stop laughing...

You're teasing me...

I'm flailing here...

Whoah, Ahhhh!!!

- Ah great!

You ruptured the ionic oxidizer!

- What? I did?!?

He threw me!

- Turn the gravity back on!

- Wait...

- Oxygen pressure dropping.

Hey! Hey... what's happening?!?

- Hey Kid, will ya let me outta here?!?

- Yeah yeah!

- Ah! What's goin' on?!?

- Your stupid sidekick broke our space station!

- I was pushed!!!

- We're losing oxygen!

- What? Dude, I need oxygen...

y'know, for like breathing!

- Right. C'mon, we better get outta here!

- Hey hey hey wait!!!

- You guys can't leave us up here with no oxygen!

- Well maybe ya shoulda thought a'that

before you pushed me!

- It was your fault! - Yeah!

- False!

Ya Space Holes!

- Come on kid,

we can't just leave these guys behind!

So... Go on! Just go.

Get on the Love Shuttle! Go go go!

- Hey! Hey!

Where's the respect?!?

I'm a sidekick.

- Go on Kid! Get in there!

- I'm taking this.

[ pic snapping] - C'mon!!

- [ sighs ]

Where's my stupid Fred Lobster commercial?

Ulch, where is it?

C'mon man...

- My commercial!

It's coming on! Everyone wake up!!!

Hurry!!! It's coming on!!!

Wake up! Everyone!

Wake up! My commercial is on!

Wake up everyone!

-Es un nuevo dia en Fred Langosta.

[ male voice dub ] - Hahahah!

¿Quien conozca la langosta?

Fred conoce la langosta.

-No solo coma la langosta. Coma Fred langosta.

- What the-- ?!?

- ♪ Fredddd Langosta! -Para Comida.

- You sound weird on TV.

- This isn't gonna work!

- Let me! - Ow!

- I'm Captain Man! Let me in!

- Get your own Love Shuttle!

- Kid? - Uh...

there's no more room.

- Well, you can't just leave me here, in space!

- Right.

Well, the good news is...

there's a handle...

on the outside of the shuttle...

- A handle?!?

- Uhuh. A good, strong handle.

- What are you saying?!?

- Y'know...that we

could ride home on the inside...

- Yeah...?

- And you... - Yeah...?

- You ride on the outside...

of the shuttle...

holding onto the good, strong handle.

- But...but how will I breathe?

I'll suffocate!

- No, you're indestructible.

- Well yeah...but...

when we re-enter the Earth's atmosphere,

I'll burn up!

- Mmmm... indestructible.

- Yeah, but...

- Hurry up! - We gotta go!!!

- I got dance class tonight!

- Come on. Come on!

No... you're not...kid.

- Aww... Look at that.

- Yah.

- Wait...what's that,

stuck to the side of the Love Shuttle?

[ screaming ]

- I HATE THIS!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- He sure screams loud.

- Yeah...

But wait...

I thought we weren't supposed to

be able to hear sound in space.

- We're not.

- And also, in space,

his hair shouldn't be blowing like that.

- Okay...

they're reentering the Earth's atmosphere.

- Ahhhhh!!

- Ooooo! Fire!

- Now see, that makes sense.

- Yes, absolutely. - It sure does.

- Ahhhhh!!!

[ oven bell ] - Mmm.