- Pocket Kn*fe...
- Succulent... - Bag a'noodles...
- Binky... - Protractor...
- Moth balls... - Lighter fluid...
- Chinese crayons.
- Heeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!
- All right... Pocket Kn*fe...
- Succulent... - Bag a'noodles...
- Binky... - Protractor...
- Moth balls... - Lighter fluid...
- Chinese crayons.
- Heeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!
- Hey guys.
- Hey Char. - Oh hey Charlotte.
- Wait, I thought you were having dinner
with your parents tonight. - I did.
I just came back 'cuz I forgot my sweater.
- Ohhhh, your sweater... - Oh, sweater.
- Pocket Kn*fe... - Succulent...
- Bag a'noodles... - Binky...
- Hey, uh... what are you guys doin'?
- Ah, we're putting together care packages.
- Mhm. And then we're gonna send them
to the Swellview Home for Runaway Teens.
Protractor... - Moth balls--
- Woah woah, hold up.
- What? - What now?
- The Swellview Home for Runaway Teens shut down.
It closed.
- Wha--well what happened to all the runaway teens?
- They ran away.
- What!?! - Dang it.
- I can't believe we wasted all this time.
- Well uh, maybe we can give this stuff to another charity.
- No, no, what's the point?
They're just gonna run away, too.
Let's just throw all this junk in a dumpster.
- Yeah, just throw it away. - Throw it away!
- Come on! We don't have to toss it all out--
[ computer rings ]
- Hey, looks like we're getting a video message.
- I'll check it out.
- Schwoz, clean up all this junk.
- Aye aye. Uh hey, Jasper...
you clean up all this junk.
- But-but Ray told you to do it.
- What did you say?
- Why don't I clean up the junk?
- I thought so.
- Let's see... looks like it's a video from...
[ gasps ] It's from Frankini!!!
- What?!? - Who?
- Frankini?!? I wanna see!
- Hey hey!
Ayyyeeee!
- Yeah, now you clean up the junk.
- Okay okay!
- C'mon, c'mon, play the video! - Yeah, show us Frankini!
- Okay, gimme a second, it's gotta download!
- Hey Jasper!
Up your tube!
Hahaha! You missed me!
- So uh... who's Frank Pini?
- Ulch... - Oh my gosh!
- Frankini. - How can you not know?
- Mmmm... It's not his fault,
it's just 'cuz he's old.
- Mmm...yeah... - Ya' know...
- Excuse me? - Hmm? What?
Oh I didn't--Look, I didn't mean it like you were too--
- I'm not old! I'm like a kid!
I'm like a big kid!
- Yeah I mean, I mean, I mean, you're young,
you're you're very very very very young.
- That's right I'm young.
When I send text messages, I use emojis.
And I don't use capital letters or decent punctuation.
I have sneakers that light up in the back!
- Do you want us to tell you who Frankini is?
- Yes...
- He's one of the most famous people on the internet.
- He makes all these super funny videos
that millions of people watch.
- Mhm, and he lives somewhere here in Swellview.
- Oh...ohhh...you guys are talkin' about Frankini.
Yeah, I know Frankini is.
Hehe...I'm not old.
- Just play the video. - Here it comes...
- Emergency! Emergency!
Holy ravioli, it's an emergency!
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Ahhhhh!!!!
- What has the world come to?
- Just kidding!!! I'm having a party!!!
And you're invited...
- YES! - Ahhhh!
- ...Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- YES! - Noooo.
- Aw, c'mon don't be upset, guys,
at least me and Ray get to go!
Play, play, play play play play...
- So! My private party's gonna be this Saturday night
at the Frankini Klub!
And there's gonna be snacks and beverages and party games
and fresh fruits and a bear and a hammock and cheese
Ohhhh!!! Digital fireworks!
- What's wrong with that guy?
- I really like fireworks.
Oh...Okay,
so see you guys at my party!
Text you the address!
B-Y-Yo-Selves!
Aaaaaaaaand POOF!
- Hahaha...Sweet... - Okay!
Looks like it's gonna' be me and Ray this Saturday--
Ahhhh no no no no no no no!
Gah dang my life!
- What's wrong? - What's the matter?
- Ah, I gotta' babysit my dumb sister this Saturday.
- You mean Piper?
- What? No... I mean my dumb sister, bacon.
- Okay, well that wasn't nice.
But, since you're my bud, I will babysit Piper
this Saturday so you can go to Frankini's party.
- Ah thanks,
but I don't think my parents are gonna trust
one of my friends to watch Piper.
- Oh yeah, mhm... - Ya' know?
- Well, if you want? I'll babysit Piper.
- You will?!? Thank you! Oh my god!
- Hurts, doesn't it?
- Okay Ray, looks like it's gonna be you and me
this Saturday night, partyin' it up with Frankini!
- Yeah! That that party's gonna be off the hizno!
- Haha... Off the what?
- The hizno! You know?
Off the hizno, yo.
- That's not an expression.
- Yes it is,
I heard some teenagers say it at the mall.
- We don't go to malls anymore.
- We shop online.
- Uh...That's a lie!
And I say that Frankini's party is gonna be off the hizno!
- That's not a thing.
- It's a thing now!
We'll do it live! And it's a thing now!
- Nope, still not a thing.
- The hiz, to the no, baby!
- Ray...
- The-the hizzy to the nozy!
- Okay, now you just sound insane.
- Well look it's already :, so I'm gonna' go to bed.
- Love you.
- Maybe I don't wanna' be loved by you right now!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- C'mon...C'mon!
- I'm right behind you, calm your kiwis.
- Uh, no, I will not calm my kiwis
'cuz this kid's about to kick it with Frankini!
- Okay so you can't kick it with Frankini if your kiwis are calm?
- I cannot.
- All right, you see a doorbell?
- Uhhh...
- Should be around here somewhere...
- Hey, look at that.
- Huh? What's that?
- Some kinda rope.
With a sign on the end of it.
That says "Yank it."
- So... what do you think we should do?
- Yank it.
Yank it!
- Guy says to yank it.
- I'm gonna yank it.
- Oh, haha.
Hahahaha
Ohhh, I can't believe you yanked it.
- You told us to.
- And your sign encouraged us.
- Well... you know what they always say.
- No...what?
- Huh?
- What do-- what do they always say?
- Oh. Come in!
- Whoa... Hahaha!
How cool is this place?
Pretty cool, yeah?
- It's a'ight.
So...
this is where Frankini does all his live-streams from?
- Yep.
- Hmmm.
- Well, where's the party?
How come no one's here?
- I dunno. Frankini!
- Frankini!
- Where is he? Are we early?
- No, he said : and it's already...:.
- Well where's Frankini?
- I don't know where he is. Maybe he's in the...
- Wha--Okay that was weird.
- So weird.
Y'know, generally when you feel someone tap you on the shoulder,
and you turn around... - There's a person there.
- That's what I'm sayin'. - Right, so I don't know...
- Huh? - Wha?
- Okay this is freakin' me out.
- Could we be imagining the tapping?
- How could we imagine something simultaneously?
- Entrance!!!
- D'ahhh!!!
- Haha! Yeah! Nice entrance.
See that? - Yeah uh...
So uh...where's the party?
- D'what?
- The...The party.
- Wait, are you guys talking about the party
that I'm having next Saturday night?
- What? Next?
- Uh we uh...
we were pretty sure you said it was tonight.
- Frankini! Frankini...
- Pardon me a moment. What is it?
- I got the underwear.
Want me to give it to 'em?
- No, Goomer. These aren't the male models.
- What? Wait wait wait wait wait, wait what?
- Uh the male, male models?
- This is Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Ohhh yeeeaaah.
- Gentlemen, this is my obtuse assistant, Goomer.
- Ah, hello.
- I used to hang out with Frankini's sister,
but that's a looong story.
- Goomer, what made you think
that Captain Man and Kid Danger were male models? Pfft...
- Uhhh...
- "Because they are both so handsome
and pa-hysically fit."
- Well... - Well now...
- First of all, thank you very much.
- We do get that a lot.
- Yeah yeah yeah. We do our best to.
- Stay in shape. - Guilty!
- You know what I mean? We look good.
- Sooo uh...what--what do you need male models for?
- Yeah, whatcha got goin' on?
- Oh!
Well, because of my internet fame,
I started my own business.
- And this is my first product.
- Partial mannequins?
- Nooo, silly.
These... Frankini Bottoms.
- A new evolution in men's underwear.
- Wow! - Ahhh...
- Yeah I see that! I see that now!
- Nice! - Brightly colored.
- Ah longer than traditional underwear.
- Thank you guys. And believe me,
I totally get that you guys are way too important
to want to do male modeling.
- Uh... - Uh...well I guess
- I'm not saying that we want to...
- Oh! No, I don't.
- But, you know, if, if it would help you out...
- I mean I'd...I'd prob-- I'd probably do it.
- I would do it. I'd take my pants off.
- Oh my god this is so exciting!
Goomer, pinch me!
- Okay. - Owwwwwww!!!
Not so hard!!!
- Ahh....I'm sorry!
- That's how you k*lled the caterpillar!
- Uhhhhhh!!!
You said we'd never mention Legsy again!
- So...
you want us to put on your underwear?
- Yes, aha, yes!
Uh, Goomer, take them to the changing room
so they can put on the Frankini Bottoms
and then we can start the photo sh**t!
- Okay! Come on fellas--
- Grab a partial mannequin and follow me.
- All right! - Sounds legit!
- Cool! Ooo! Ooo!
I'm gonna put these on my body now.
- Ah! A dark room for me to take my pants off.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Yes...
follow Goomer, and put on the Frankini Bottoms,
so the real party can start.
Hahahahahahaha!
Ooo, I really do sound menacing.
- Okay, uh, I've had this pimple on my forehead
for over three weeks...
- Ulch, it's huge.
- Ewww, don't pop it, don't pop it!
- Okay, I'm gonna pop it now!
[ splatter ] - Awwww, ewwwww, gross!
Oh man, that was so narsty!
[ car horn honks ] - Daaaaad!
Mom's in the car and she's honking!
- I know!
Have you seen my handball rag?
- Nooo, what are you talking about?
- I'm going to play handball with your mom and the Carsons,
and I use my handball rag for when I sweat!
[ doorbell rings ]
- There's someone at the door! - Will you get it?
- I can't. I'm watching pimples pop.
- Ahhh...
- Hi. - Henry's not here.
- I know--I'm here to babysit Piper.
- Piper doesn't need a babysitter.
- You do too! Come in, Charlotte.
- Thanks.
- Owww!!!
- Ohhhh gross! It hit the mirror!
[ car horn honks ]
- Um, what is this?
- Ah! That's my handball rag.
- Uh, uh what?
- I use that when I sweat. I sweat a lot.
[ car horn honks ]
- I'm coming!!!
- Dude, you better go. - Dude, I know!
- Oh wait!
Is there anything I should know before you leave?
- Oh, uh, yeah, you have our neighbor's phone number?
- No.
- Do you know where the first aid kit is?
- Uh, I don't.
- Oh uh, all right,
uh do you know how to use the fire extinguisher?
- No, where is it? [ car horn honks ]
- You girls have fun!
- Wait but...
- Aww more goo!
- Ahhh! Ewww! Gross!
- And...look up...
- Mmm-hmmm...
- Uh, Frankini... - Yes?
- I don't know if we should be doin' all this
to Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Ulch, what is the record for the most people ever,
watching a live-stream at one time?
- . million. - Correct.
And to break that record,
I need to use Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- But they seem so nice.
- I don't care if they're nii--
- Hey hey! - Hey hey! Haha!
- These Frankini Bottoms are awesome!
- Hahahaha! Yeah man, really amazing underwear.
- Yeah! Wooo! These are off the hizno.
- Thanks fellas.
- Yeah, quick question though, - Yeah, mmmm?
- Why are there little batteries in these underwear?
- Yeah, we've never worn underwear with batteries in 'em.
- Welllll...
I could answer that question, orrrr...
you guys could start being male models.
- Male models! - Let's take some pics!
- That's what I like to hear!
All right, you two male models go stand over there,
on your marks.
- Ooo, "on our marks."
- That's photography talk.
- Here ya go. - Thanks, Goo.
- Whoa, what's that?
- Oh, this is a Domitron.
- Yeah, that's a Domintron.
- Oh! Yeah no, I was about to say
that looks like a Domitron.
Yeha, my my my uncle has a a couple of those.
- So you boys know what a Domitron does?
- Mhm! Uhhhh yeah! - Ohhhhh yeah yeah.
I've actually worked with several photographers
that owned Domitrons...
But I actually don't have a clue what a Domitron does.
What-what- what's a Domitron?
- Frankly, we're just excited to be male models.
- This underwear feels gooood.
- Why don't I demonstrate the Domitron?
- All right! - Okay! All right!
- Why don't we give him a few good action hero pose, huh?
- Uh, yeah yeah yeah! Maybe some of this.
D'ah! Like that? - There's that one.
- Boom! - Yeah!
- And, here goes Frankini...
- Why...why can't I move?
- Yeah, I can't move, either.
- Oh, that's right, gentlemen. You can't move.
But you can... Squat-waddle!
- Uh! What?
What's going on? Why am I squat-waddling?!?
- Because I can control you now!
- Wha--Well, I do not want to squat-waddle!
- Okay...
- All right, I don't know what you're--
- No more talking.
- Instead...
why don't we sing some pretty scales!
♪ AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH ♪
- Keep singing!
♪ AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH ♪
- I've done it!
I'm sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger,
but I'm afraid that you're my puppets now,
and I'm the puppet master!!! Hahahaha!
What? What what what what what is it?
- Can they hear what you're sayin'?
- Yes they can hear me,
they just can't respond unless I allow them to.
- Well, shouldn't you explain to 'em
why you're doin' all this?
That's what they always do in the movies.
- All right.
Ya see, boys...
the world record for the greatest number of people
watching a live-stream is . million.
And I am going to smash that record
by live-streaming video of the two of you
doing all sorts of silly and embarrassing activities!
- Great plan. - Is that all?
- I'm so glad I made you ask that.
To make sure we have as many viewers as possible,
I'm gonna promise everyone a special treat.
- Well, what's the special treat?
- Hold on one second.
You already know what it is.
- Ahh!
But I'll say it anyway.
When we get to million viewers,
the two of you are gonna tear off your masks
and reveal your true identities to the world.
Hahahaha!
- Hey, for dinner, can we have pork and beans?
- Yes and yes!!!
- Squeeze it! C'mon squeeze it!
- No! No! Don't squeeze it!
- No! Don't! No!
[ splatter ] - Ahhh!!!
- Aye Dios mio!
- Ahaha! Now let's watch this one.
- No! No! Please!
No more pimple popping videos.
- Okay! You don't have to watch--
- No! I wanna' watch.
- Well do you! Or don't you?
- Yeah...No...
I don't know!
What have you done to me?!?
- And now...
how about a little pre-live-stream fun!
Do you boys like musical theater?
Now! From the top!
♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE ♪
♪ PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL WELL CAN BE ♪
♪ FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GIRLISH GLEE-EEE ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ♪
- ♪ EVERYTHING IS A SOURCE OF FUN ♪
[ giggles ]
- ♪ NOBODY'S SAFE FOR WE CARE FOR NONE ♪
[ giggles ]
- ♪ LIFE IS A JOKE THAT'S JUST BEGUN ♪
♪ OH THREE LITTLE MAIDS WHO, ALL UNWARY ♪
♪ COME FROM A LADIES' SEMINARY ♪
♪ FREED FROM ITS GENIUS TUTELARY ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE MAAAAIIIDS... ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ♪
♪ TEE-HEE
- Pork and beans! Pork and beans!
Pork and beans!
- Later!!!
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x16 - Live & Dangerous: Part 1
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.