- Hey.
- Oh. Hey Hen. - Heyyyy Char,
oh, how was youruh, student council meeting?
- Oh, it was really good.
Next semester we're planning
a bake sale to raise money--
- Aww, that sounds great.
- All right... It's almost four o'clock,
we better get to work.
- Oh no, we're good, Piper's gonna drive us.
- Nooo, I don't like it when Piper drives us.
- Why? She has her driver's license.
- Only because the state gave her one by mistake.
- Ss...still valid.
[ car horn honks ]
- Is that Piper?
- Yeah. Hey Piper!
Quit honkin' the horn!
[ car horn honks ]
Love you too! [ car horn honks ]
- All right, where's Jasper?
- Uh, still in detention.
- Aww. What's he in for, anyway?
- Dress code violation.
- Awww, not a belly shirt.
- Belly shirt.
- All right, the door's open, now get outta here!
That's right. You're alllll disappointments!
- Hey guys.
- Why-why are you wearing a pink sweater?
- Oh, this is Miss Shapen's.
Uh, she made me put it on since my crop-top shirt
was a dress code violation.
- Well why did you wear a crop top shirt
when you know it's against the rules?
- 'Cuz I should have the right
to let my belly button breathe and be free!
- I don't think that's a "right."
- It might be a wrong.
- And why do you have those?
- Oh...
I think these are built-in to the sweater.
- You think?
- Hey! Will you guys hurry up?!?
I'm parked in a handicapped spot!
- You're not supposed to do that.
- I'm also not "supposed"
to have a driver's license.
But I do. Now let's go!
- Alright. Just a sec.
- Yeah okay.
- Ooo hey hey hey, guess who was in detention with me!
- Mmm...I don't want to. - We don't care.
- Byshelle Bilsky.
- No way! Bysh?!?
- I thought Bysh was in jail!
- They let her out.
- Who's Bysh Bilsky?
- A girl with a baaaad attitude.
- Yeah, and she's crazy. A lunatic.
- Yeah... Remember in fifth grade?
When Bysh put that that scorpion in Miss Shapen's purse?
- Yeah! And Miss Shapen reached inside,
and the scorpion bit her, and then she yelled
Ahhhh! Bysh! Bysh!
What did you doooo?!?
- Oh really? Oh really?!
You think I don't got ears?!?
- Oh, I-I-I... - Oh...heyyy Bysh.
- You shut up! - Alright...
- I was talkin' to that! - Huh?
- I heard you say my name, and then laugh it up.
- Oh...Ohhhhh see,
I was just saying how funny it was when you--
- Oh! Oh, I'm funny?
Is that it? Do you find me hilarious?
- Oh! No no no... no no...
- Oh! What? You think I got no sense of humor?
- Okay, ladies...listen,
I think there's a little misunderstanding here, okay?
- PBBBBTTTHHH - D'ahhh!!!
- Okay that's it!
- Hey hey hey hey hey! - No one...
- It doesn't matter! - You know what!?
You just keep her here!
Just keep her here!
[ cracking knuckles ]
- Hey... what are you doin'?!?
- You know what I'm doin'!
I'm gonna introduce Bysh to Kid Danger,
and show her what's what!
- Hey...Byshelle...
I uh... like your shirt holes.
- Dude! You know Ray's rule! You can't use Kid Danger
to solve your own personal problems!
- You saw what she did! She PBBBBTTTHHH all over me!
- Gimme the gum. - No.
- Give me the gum. - No, I don't wanna give--
- Doooo what's right.
- Henryyyyyy!!!
- Charlotte!
- Henryyyyyy!!!
- Bysh! Are you insane?!?
- No, I'm baaaad.
- C'mon, let's just help Charlotte!
- Ulch, okay... help me tip it over.
- No! No wait wait wait...
why would you tip me ohhhhhhhhh-verrrrrr?!?
Okay, that's it, Byshelle!
You just violated at least four school rules
when you put me in that trash can!
- Yeah, does she look recyclable?!?
- Nah...she looks stupid.
- Hey watch it!
- PBBBBTTTHHH
- You know what? I'm gonna do it!
- No! - Stop touching my tube!
- Let go!
- All right all right...
What's going on in this school hallway?!?
- Nothin', we're just-- - I'll tell ya what's goin on!
- A fight between Charlotte and Bysh!
- Noooo!
- I'm down for a fight.
- Hey!!! The rules say
no fighting in this school during school hours!
- Oh, well... if that's a rule, then--
- So if you girls are gonna have a street fight in this school,
you gotta do it here before A.M.
- Cool with me.
- Wait a second... - Okay!
Monday morning, :.
Charlotte's gonna take you down, Byshelle.
- Lookin' forward to it.
- Owwwww!
She thumped my head so hard!
Hey! You saw that, why didn't you do something?!?
- It's after , I'm off the clock.
Jasper!
Why are you still wearing my special sweater?
- You made me put it on.
- Well I have a date, so give it.
- [ sighs ] Okaaaay...
[ pop ] [ deflating ]
- D'aaahhh, ya popped my favorite one!
- Well... that's it...
Monday at : A.M... my life is over!
- Noooo it's not. Okay?
She's not so tough.
- Yeah. Besides...
strength isn't about the size of your muscles
it's about what's in here...
[ pop ] [ deflating ]
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- You know what you gotta do? Just gotta get baseball bat.
- No, no. - Then you hide in the bushes.
- I just want to forget about Bysh, okay?
And that stupid fight that Piper got me into, okay?
Because I am not going to be--
- Kiyah! - AHHH!!!
- Heh heh heh...
ahhh, kids...
- Hey, Ray, you maybe wanna tell us what's going on?
- Sure.
We are about to get you ready for The Brawl In The Hall.
- That's right. - Uh-huh.
- Wait wait wait... are you talkin' about the uh,
Bysh Bilsky and Charlotte fight?
- No! How would Ray know about that?
- Have you guys not seen the news?
- What news? - Uh this...
- And finally...
this story from Swellview High School.
Notorious bad-girl, Bysh Bilsky
was released from jail only two weeks ago,
but she's already stirring up a ruckus.
- That's right, Trent.
According to our high school informant...
there's going to be a big, nasty fight.
- Apparently, Bysh will be pummeling a local teenage girl
named Charlotte something--
on Monday morning, just before school.
- Wow...
But...I don't wanna fight!
I don't have to fight if I don't wanna fight, right?
- Actually, yeah. - Kinda got to, yeah.
- But don't worry. Because I have brought you
the best personal combat instructors
who'd come here for free.
- And uh, who are these guys?
- This is Sensei Juke...
A multi-degree blackbelt in sh'sheeto, pad-tie,
and keen-wah.
This man is Harley Birch.
He may look out of shape, but don't let this flab fool ya.
[ keys hit floor ]
The heck is this?
- Oh, them are my car keys.
I'm gonna just put them back here in my flab.
- And uh who's that person?
- Ah, this is Kevin. Kevin is--
Owwww!!!
You don't do that 'til I say it's okay.
The heck's the matter with this guy--
Ah! Stop it! Stop it!
Twice? Oh uh, put... Drop it. Drop it!
Y'see, Kevin is a street fighter.
He utilizes any items or objects
he can find in the streets.
- Um....
Aren't items and objects the same thing?
- Uh eh eh eh eh eh...
What have I told you about sass?
- Woah, sorry.
- Now, we're all going to work together,
to turn you into a rad, bad,
Bysh-bustin' mach...ad.
- But I don't wanna-- - Music!
[ romantic music plays ] * Close your eyes
* And open them for a minute
- That is my Love Mix...
Here we go--Upbeat Montage.
[ fast music plays ]
- Hey. No. No. Back.
- Wait, why do I have to wear a blindfold?
- So you can't use your super fast reflexes.
And one and two and prep and kick!
- Nice...
- And now!!!
That's it.
You alright? - No!
- He's alright.
- [ groans ] - Ha!
- Run it!
[ groans ]
Schwoz!!! Action!
- No wait wait, I don't want to play this game anymore because--
- Kiyah! - Aye!!!
- Hah!
Whoa!!! I can't believe it!
I can really fight!
- Yeah! But now I wanna see how you do against...
them.
- Kiyah! - Ohhh.
- Kiyah! - Eek!
- I think you should stop the music.
- Yeah.
- What happened?
- Y'see Charlotte...
you can't learn everything about fighting
in one three-minute montage.
- Ya can't.
- Well then what was all this training for?!?
- That's uh... that's a fair question.
- Hey, where ya goin'? - Home.
- But we gotta help you figure out a way to fight this girl.
- I've had enough of your guys' help, okay?
I'm gonna handle Bysh myself.
- Come on, you can't... - You don't know how!
- I said I don't want
your help or anyone else's. Understand?
- All right. - Okay, we won't help you.
- Thank you.
- We're gonna help her?
- Yeah we're gonna help her.
[ crowd murmuring ]
- Hey hey. Ten bucks to see the fight.
- But we go to school here.
- You can't charge us to walk into school.
- Ten bucks!
- Hem hem!
- Piper...is Bysh here? I need to--
I see her.
Hey, can I please talk to you?
- What?
- I wanna talk to you about not fighting my friend.
- I'm busy.
- C'mon. Please!
Talk to me in here.
Unless you're afraid.
Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!!
Ah! Ah!
- Look! - Hey here's Charlotte!
[ cheering ]
- Look who showed up to...
- What's goin' on? [ crowd murmurs ]
- Don't freak. There will be blood.
- Mmm-nnn! - Ah! Jasper!
What are you doing up there?
- Mmm-nnn! - What?
- Mmmm mmmm mmm-nnn mm-nn!!!
- It's time.
- I know what time it is.
I wanna talk to you.
- So did he.
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
-Still wanna talk?
- Yeah.
Who hurt you?
- Huh?
- Who hurt you?
- Nobody hurts me.
- Yeah, well I don't believe you.
Because you wouldn't be the way you are
unless somebody hurt you.
- Girl, what the butt are you mouthin' about?
- You don't hate me.
You-you're not even mad at me.
But you're mad at somebody.
- Shut up.
- And I bet that's why you go around
looking for excuses to hurt other people.
Am I right?
Tell me.
C'mon...who hurt you?
- It was...
my stupid cousin, Sharice!
- Okay...tell me about stupid Sharice...
- I don't wanna talk about her.
- It's okay. This is a safe closet.
C'mon Byshelle... talk to me.
- It happened in third grade.
- What happened?
- GIRL, I'M TELLIN' YOU!!!
- Right right, sorry.
- It happened at my birthday party...
I was turnin' twelve...
- What...
you were turning twelve in the third grade?
- Uh-huh...
- Uh, nothin' wrong with that.
- Anyway, the day before my party
I fell off my roller-blades and I knocked my tooth out.
This one right here, up front.
- Oh, that must have looked kind of weird, huh...
- Yeah, here's a pic.
- Mmm-nn-mm...
- Okay...
- Then, one of the girls pointed at me and she said...
- You can tell me.
- She said...
"Look! It's Bysh! The toothless dufus!"
- Awww.
- And...and then everybody started laughin'...
and Sharice, she just...
laughed along with the rest of 'em.
And that's when I knew...
if you can't count on your best friend,
you can't count on anybody.
And since then... I've never had a friend.
- Mmm-nn-mmmm...
- Bysh... look at me...
I'll be your friend.
- Nah. You're just sayin' that 'cuz you don't want me
to rip your head off your body.
- Well... that's true...
I don't want you to rip my head off my body...
but I also wanna be your friend.
Do you want that, too?
- Yes please!
- Bysh...Bysh!
Could you maybe hug me just a little less hard?
- Sorry. - It's okay.
- There they are!
All right! Let's get it on!!!
- No, no... sorry, guys...
the fight is not happening.
- There will not be blood. - Thank God!
- What? - Wait!
There's not gonna be a fight?
- 'Fraid not. - Nope.
- No refunds!
- No refunds!
- All right, we're here!
- Everybody freeze and don't move!
- Wait, that's the same thing. - What?
- Freeze... - What are you saying now...
- Freezing and not moving, what's the difference?
- See, that's the kinda sass I'm talkin' about.
- What? I was just helping-- - Hiiii...
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
What brings you here,
when it seems like you don't even need to be here?
- I'll tell you what brings us here.
- A bank robbery.
Yeah, it happened in the middle of the night.
- Fortunately, we were able to track the stolen cash
to this very school.
- Hey guys, we got your call.
- Good. - Uh, yes, officers,
I think you'll find the stolen cash over there,
in locker .
- ?! That's my locker!
- Let's check it.
- Woah woah take it easy!
- Okay, why are you guys here?
- To help you!
- But, I told you I didn't want your help!
- Oh, well uh, hahaha, ya got it!
- Hahaha... you're gonna love what we did.
- What did you guys do?!?
- We uh... we robbed the Swellview Bank!
- We robbed that bank!
- Why?!?
- So we could get a big bag of cash!
- And then last night, around A.M.
We snuck in here...
- And we put the big bag of cash in Bysh's locker!
- And then we called the cops! - Which is why they're here!
- And they yeah...
- You...you framed Bysh?
- Yeah!!!
- So now she'll get arrested!
- And you don't have to fight her!
- But I already fixed it so I don't have to fight her!
I talked to her, and now we're friends!
- Oh. Uh, well...
- That-that is new information.
- There it is!
You messed up this time, Byshelle.
- But...But I didn't put that in there!
- Ohhh, so you're just holdin' it for a friend?
- C'mon, let's go.
Let go--let go! Ahhh!
- You're in big trouble! - Let's go!
- But I didn't do anything! - Yeah, yeah...
- I never saw that money before! - Heard it all before.
- C'mon man!
I just made my first friend since third grade!
Charlotte! Charlotte, come bail me out!
- Charlotte! - Yeah yeah, blah blah blah.
- Don't worry! I'll come to the police station
after my algebra two test!!!
[ school bell rings ]
- Welp...
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x02 - Brawl In The Hall
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.