Henry: Previously, on Henry Danger...
- I'll just set my time machine.
- Hello Time Jerker!
- How could you have accidentally released
one of the FBI's most dangerous criminals--
- You! - Drex.
- Why don't you just tell Henry
that Drex used to be your sidekick?
- Schwoz!?
- You had a sidekick?
Before me?
- Drex no!
- And now the viral video everyone's talking about.
- Spanky, spanky, spank your butt all day--
- Hey, will you turn that off?
- I'm ready to test the time machine.
- Ahh!!
[ all chanting ] KARVOO SIRACHA
CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA.
- Now we have to test you.
- It's your new power. - You have super fast reflexes.
- Peek a Boo!
- ♪ Spanky, spanky, spank your butt ♪
♪ Doo da Doo da ♪
- Uh, yeah, and I still hate your face.
Ya hear that, Drex?
Ohhhhhh wait, I forgot
that you can't talk or move...
haha hehe ha...
which probably makes it kinda hard
for you to dodge my spit wad!
Ha!
- Hey, what's up guys?
Do you guys know what time Dog Judge--
- Ahhhhhhhh!!! Hurry! It's about to start!
Somebody turn on Dog Judge!
Ugh...
- Hey--gimme those eight-volt batteries?
- Yeah, sure--here.
- What do you need eight-volt batteries for?
- For my vibrating soap.
- But why wou-- Nevermind.
Ah, dark nougat! - Sup?
- These are seven-volt batteries!
These won't make soap vibrate!
- Sorry, I thought they w--
- Jasper, are you upstairs?
Jasper: Yes sir!
- Since Henry hates me
and wants my soap to be perfectly still...
- Soap doesn't need to move.
- Will you please go down to Storage Facility J
and get me a pack of eight-volt batteries.
- Aye aye, Captain.
- Why ya gotta be an embarrassment?
- Ooo, look! Dog Judge!
- Yeah baby!. - I love Dog Judge!
- All right, watch your head. - What are you doing?
- Your head's in the way Move your head
- Do you know how to sit down in a chair?
- Do you know how to move your head?
[ theme music plays ] ♪ Who is the dog
♪ That can fetch a bone called justice, man? ♪
[ bark ] ♪ That's a gooood boy
- That's funny.
- Ha ha!
- Okay... Eight-volt batteries...
now where would you be?
Ooo, Loony Whiz!
Hey, Drex...
Whaa ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Now your pants are loony!
And whizzed!
- There's no way that my client--
- We interrupt this program for breaking news.
- What! - Nooo!
- Hey, I'm Trent Overunder.
Mary is out sick today.
- Uh, I'm right here.
- Breaking news.
The Swellview clock tower is ten seconds fast.
Since it's impossible to adjust the clock,
Vice Mayor Willard has decided to shut down
the power in Swellview for exactly ten seconds,
and then turn it back on.
- Wow. Tick Tok about a great idea.
- They're shutting down the power to this whole city?!?
- We live in this city!
- Now...we want to give you plenty of warning
before the power goes out. But w--
- Ahh! What happened to the lights?
- Ahhh, what's touching my neck?!?
[Schwoz giggles] Schwoz!!!
- Wh...ah!
Drex?!? Where'd you go?!?
And where's my can of Loony Whiz?!?
- Boo.
- Ahhh!
He-hey-hey g-gimme that back.
- Next--your head.
- Uhh....ahhh...
[ liquid trickles ]
- Ewww! Gross!
- N-no, don't worry!
It's just...
Apple juice-- from my leg thermos!
It always leaks.
[ computer beeping ]
- Oh my god. - What?!?
- When the electricity went out,
Drex's containment unit lost power!
- Drex is free?!?
- But dude you sent Jasper down there
to get batteries for your dumb vibrating soap!
- Well I had to because you got the WRONG batteries!
- Why would anyone want their soap to vibrate?!?
- It tells my body dirt that I mean business!
- Guys! Just go help Jasper!
- Oh. Yeah okay!!! - On it!!!
- Down the tube!!! - Down the tube!
- Why am I always duct taped?
- Ha ha!
[ beeping ]
Here we go. Yeah!
- Jasper! - Mmmmm!!!
- Oh, look--
it's Ray and Henry.
- You're not going anywhere, Drex.
There's two of us, and one of you.
- Oh no!
Then I guess you have me trapped here.
Ha ha!
- The Time Jerker's time portal.
- Get away from that thing.
- Mmmm-no, I don't think I will.
- DREX! - GET AWAY FROM IT!!!
- NO ONE CONTROLS ME!!!!
- I WON'T PLAY WITH YOU! I WILL END YOU!
- Hello everyone.
- Not now! - Schwoz!
- Shut up! - Oh my.
- All right now...
- Looks like my ride's here.
Well this has been fun.
See ya some other time.
- NOO!!! - No no no.
- Ahh! - Oh.
- He got away!!!
- Not for long!!
- Yeah, you guys gotta go get him.
- C'mon Kid... let's go back in time...
- To fight some crime?
- You let me finish the rhymes!
- Sorry.
- Now listen: while we're gone,
make sure that you protect this time portal.
- And don't watch Dog Judge without us.
- Ahhh! - Hyah!
- Whoa!
Okay... we should probably
make sure that this thing stays on while--
Ahh! - Mmm!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
- Over here! Look this way!
Step right up and gaze
at my root beer bottles!
The finest root beer bottles in all of Swellview!
Hey, young man--
ya want me to take a photograph of you--
with my root beer bottles?
- I'd love that!
- All right, just stand right here--
- How'd you guys do that?!?
- I'll tell ya how! They're witches!
Witches I tell ya!
- Uhhh..
- Okay, alright we're not "witches."
- Not witches.
- We're guys, so...
- Right. I don't know why would you thought--
[ blows whistle ] - Security!
We got witches! Witches!!!
- C'mon, Kid--
we gotta go find Drex.
- Yeah yeah but dude...
Where are we?
The future or the past?
- I don't know. Uhh let's see...
Looks like the 's.
- Uhh, no, looks like the 's.
- Maybe?
- But wait wait wait, that looks like s.
- Oh my g-- What's going on, Henry?!?
What is going on?!?
- Fod Fest.
- Uh...
And "Fod Fest" to you, too.
- Good Fod Fest.
- Noooo.
Today is "Fod Fest"--
"The Festival of Decades."
- Ohhhhhh. - Ahhhhhh.
- Okay. - Okay.
- And uh...
so, what year is it, actually?
- Yeah, I mean like, what year is it like...
like right now?
- It's .
- ! - I who knew it's .
- I loved it.
- Yeah, I love it now.
- I love being here. - Good year that we're in.
- In the moment.
- Now go on, get outta here.
- Yeah we got all we need from you.
It's , and we have no idea where--
- There look!
- Drex!
- How dare he buy a snow cone,
here in the past!
- Jerk.
- Let's go get him. - Let's go.
- That's them! There they are!
Look! There they are!
Right there! Them's the witches!
- Is that true? You guys witches?
- No.
- Well this guy says you're witches.
- Hey, look, we will explain the whole thing..
Right behind those berry bushes.
- Okay. Let's go talk behind the bushes.
- Alright let's go. - Oh okay, let's go.
You know you guys got nothin' to worry about.
- I don't even know any witches.
- He's a little loco if you ask me.
- Have you ever had a severe head injury?
- Ahh! [ thuds ]
Ray: Okay, that's done. Henry: Felt good!
- Alright now c'mon,
we gotta go take care of...
uh oh.
- Where's Drex!?!
Announcer: Security!
All security to the berry bush area!
- C'mon, we better get outta here.
- What about Drex?!?
- We'll get Drex later! Let's go!
- Go! Go where dude?!?
It's , we have no idea where we..?!?
- I know exactly where we can go!
We can go to-- - Oh my god!!!
- What?!? What?
- Hey!
- Look how big phones were in the 's!
- What the--!
- Gah dang it Henry!
- Oh! - Come on.
- Mmmm-hmmm...
oh yoy yoy...
- Schwoz, will you just hurry up
and FIX the time portal?
- Daaang girl, why you stressin'?
- I'm stressing because if he can't fix it,
we may never see Ray or Henry ever again!
- If that happens,
can I sleep in Captain Man's bed?
[electric buzzing]
- Okay...
- Can you fix the Time Portal?!?
- Yes and no.
- Well...? - Which is it?
- No.
I mean, I could if we had
a little bit of zeridium.
- Nuh-uh, no way.
I promised my mom I wouldn't try any of that stuff
'til I get to college.
- Nooo, see...
zeridium is a powerful radio-active substance.
And it's against the law to have here, in America.
- I'm gonna look up zeridium.
- Yeah, I don't care.
- Why do you need stuff that's illegal
and radio-active to fix the time portal?
- Because, for time travel,
you need lots and lots of energy--
and zeridium is extremely powerful.
- Then go get some.
- Ulch, how you expect me to get zeridium?!?
You want I should go to Radio Active Shack
and ask the stupid person at customer service,
"Yo man, where's the zeridium at?"
- Hey, listen to this news story
from six years ago...
- Yeah, okay.
"Toy company, Jazz-Bro,
"has announced a recall of its popular doll,
"Gloey Zoey,
"after an investigation revealed
"that the doll's bright glow
was powered by radio-active zeridium."
- So?
- So, Piper has a Gloey Zoey doll.
- Henry's sister? - Yeah!
The government tried to take it away from her,
so she buried it in her backyard.
- Do you think you could find the doll again,
in Henry's backyard?
- Sure.
But Piper's not gonna let us take it.
- Why not? - 'Cuz she's mean.
- - We belong in college.
Dorm room life, am I right?
- See you in the quad! - What's up bro?
- Freshman fifteen? No shame in that.
- Awesome. Awesome. - All right.
- Okay, looks like this is his dorm room.
So be cool.
- I'm always cool.
- Ah! - Sorry.
- Yah? Whatchoo guys need?
- Whoa Schwoz, uhh nice, nice hair!
- How do you know my name?
- 'Because, uh...
look...can we come in for a second?
- Yeah we uh, we really need to talk to you.
- W...nooo, I don't know you guys.
- Okay, we're just gonna come in.
- Hey, hey hey!
- No, no, get in the--
- Get him in, get him in.
- It's fine. - Hey nothin' to see here.
- Bud-buddies from high school.
- Yeah we're cool, it's all good.
- It's true!
- We're from the future!
- [ chuckles ] Poppycock!
- In the future, Schwoz, we're all friends!
- Eh, co-workers.
But we do know everything about you.
- Okay then-- what's my favorite schnack?
- Worms.
- Okay. What's my sister's name?
- Winnie.
- And what does she look like? - A horse.
- Okay...ah.
What do I have on my bottom?
- A birthmark.
- In the shape of...?
- Florida.
- Which is next to...?
- A mole.
- In the shape of...?
- Japan.
- Ayeeeeee!
You guys, you really are from the future!!!'
- I know, I know. - We told you.
[ groaning ]
- You said you knew
where Piper's doll was buried.
- I know. I was just wrong.
Is that such a bad thing?
To be wrong?
- What's good about stupid information?
Ooo good, they have mustard.
- What are you gonna put mustard on?
- Piper's here!
- Oh heyyyy Piper. - Oh look, it's Piperrrrr.
- Uh, you guys are standing in my kitchen...
and you're filthy...
and you're holding shovels.
- Well...sure.
- 'Cuz we're rehearsing, for a play.
- Uh-huh. A play?
Theatre, nice.
- You should probably leave.
- Where's Henry?
- Exactly. - Riiight?
- Okay, your lies are boring me,
and I need you guys to get outta here.
- Awww whyyy? - Awww don't be like that.
- Just let us stay and rehearse.
- No!
I'm expecting an important phone call
from this guy in my class
who's friends with Josh Larkin!
- Uh...
- Who's Josh Larkin?
- He's the new boy in my school
who's smart, super sweet,
and he talked to me at lunch today!
- Wait-wait-wait...
did you say Josh LARKIN?
- Like, JOSH Larkin?
- Yeah why?
- 'Cuz heeee was just here!
- Y-yeah, like ten minutes ago.
- What?!? No he wasn't here.
- Yeah, he was here!
- He was, standing in that, in that doorway!
And y'know he just, DING DONG.
- Okay, what'd he look like?
- Like, like, whoa...
- What color was his hair?
- Oh uh, like brown brownish...
- Like light medium... - Medium-brown...
- Brownish... - But not too light...
- Not too dark...
- So like brown hair?!?
- Yeah. Pretty much. - Totally.
- And, and he said he was new at your school.
- He is!
Wait, why'd he come here?!?
What'd he say?!?
- He said that he wanted to hang out with you.
- [ gasps ]
- So we told him to come back in about an hour.
- AHHHHHH! What!
I...I gotta go take a shower!!!
- Yeah, go take a nice long shower!
- He'll be impressed, make sure the water's okay!
- Don't even worry about us.
- Whooooaaaaa! And then what happened?
- And then, Drex jumped into the time portal,
so Henry and I followed him through,
and that's how we got here, to .
- Oh.
- Hey, I have a question for Schwoz...
- Yes?
- What are you doing to your underwear dude?
- I'm steaming them.
- But why.
- To get the wrinkles out!
- Not that Schwoz!!!
I'm not talkin' about your college panties!
We gotta know why Drex came here to !
- Maybe he just picked a random time and place.
- Nah. I know Drex.
He picked for some reason.
There's gotta be something about today.
[ knock on door ]
- Hey, Schwoz... everything okay in here?
- Oh ya.
I'm just steaming my underpants.
- Ah. Smart.
- Uh, guys, that is my friend, Yim,
from campus security.
- Yim. - 'Sup Yim?
- It's Jim. I'm Jim.
- So Yim, eh... Who is...
- Ohhh, this is my son, Pango--
today's national "Take Your Kid To Work" Day.
- I wanna go to the zoo.
- No zoo!
- But-- - Go get in the van!
You all stay safe now.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- Probably shouldn't yell at your kid like that.
- Ahhh!
My favorite commercial!!!
Have you guys seen this one?
- Where's the beef?!?
- Baaaa-ha ha ha ha ha!
She never knows where the beef is!
- Turn that off!!! - Ayeeee!
- Where's the be--?!?
- Ray... what's goin' on in your head?
- That... that guy...
he said it was "Take Your Kid To Work" Day.
- Yeah, so? - So...
OH MY GOD.
- What? What?
- My Dad takes me to work today.
Young me, eight year old me.
My Dad takes me to Glass Tech
for Take Your Kid To Work Day.
Henry, this is the day that I become indestructible,
don't you see?
- Yes! Sorta! No!
- That's why Drex came here!
He's gonna try to stop me
from going to work with my dad,
so I don't get densitized!
- So you don't become indestructible!
- Which means no Captain Man...
- No Kid Danger...
- We gotta stop Drex!!!
- Let's go, lets go!!!
- We don't have a car. - Or a bike.
- Can you give us a ride?
- We're are still pretty hungry.
- If we could borrow like twenty bucks...
- Where is the beef?
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x07 - Back To The Danger, Part 1
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.