[ music ]
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
- Where are you guys taking me?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CHARLOTTE!
- Why does it smell like Schwoz in here?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
- Woo!
Okay okay okay, you ready?
- I don't know?
- Ta-daaaaaaaaa!!!
- Where am I?
- You're in Schwoz's R.V.!
- Yeah! This is Schwoz's recreational vehicle!
- And you guys are giving it to me
for my birthday?
- No... - No we're taking you somewhere.
- Guess where you're goin'!
- Uhhh...
- You want a hint? - Ooo, a hint!
- Sure--give me a hint. Yeah--Ow--
[ muttering ]
- Okay, okay... - Disperse, disperse.
- Okay, here's your hint.
- BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! - Ahh!
Well, I hope my birthday present
is a new heart.
- Nah nah nah nah...
- It's not a new heart.
- But if you ever do need a new heart,
I know a guy..
- You're too close.
C'mon guys, tell me where
we're goin' for my birthday.
- Uh...why tell you,
when we can show you.
Show her the tickets.
- Huh?
- The tickets, show her the tickets.
- But they're e-tickets. We bought 'em online.
- Yeah, we don't have actual physical tickets.
- No we have e-tickets.
- You didn't print 'em out?
- Pfft--Print 'em out? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We print them out on paper. - Print them out!
Yeah, nobody prints out tickets anymore.
- No, we use e-tickets.
- Well that makes me sick.
- So...you guys are taking me toooo...?
- Okay, y'know what...
here's a good hint! Remember the time--
- We're takin' you to see the Boo Man Group!
- AHHHH! For real?!?
- For real!
I had a great hint.
- Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!
- Yeah! We all are!
- I'm excited and I don't even know
what the Boo Man Group is!
- You don't know?!? - Schwoz?!?
- The Boo Man Group are guys
who dress up as ghosts, then they juggle!
- Silently!
- Hey, the show starts at eight, right?
- Oh yeah, it's already after seven,
we better hit it!
- Oh, let's go!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. - Let's do it.
- All right. Hey hey hey.
Move, get in the back. I'm drivin'.
- Wh... but this is my R.V.!
- Oh yeah! Too bad.
Get in the back.
- I don't want to get into the back.
- Alright well I'm just gonna sit right here.
There we go, that's right, that feels right.
Settle in, it's a long trip.
You gonna get in the back?
- You're squishing me! - You gonna get in the back?
- You're squishing me!
- You gonna get in the back?
Get in the back. - Okay!
- Get back there! - Ayyeee!!!
- Hey...hey...hey... hey...hey..stop...
- Get off me, nerd!
- Hey quit it, quit it, quit it.
- All right...
Is everybody ready!?
- Yeeaahh!
- No, just give me one second to...
AYEEEEEEEEEEE!!
- Okay-- it's a forty minute drive,
so I figured we might want a snack on the way.
- Oooh. What'd ya bring?
- I brought...
a big pot of brown soup.
- You brought soup on a car trip?
- Happy birthday.
[ phone rings]
- Whose phone is that?!? Whose is it?!?
- It's Mine... it's mine.
It's my little sister.
- Oh.
- Geez, man.
Heyyyy, Sistaaaahhh...
what up with yaaaahhh?
- Where are you?!?
- Uh, where am I.
I am in a large vehicle,
with my boss and Charlotte and Jasper.
- Uh, excuse me, what am I?
Just a dog in the back seat?
- SHHHH! Sit.
- Aye.
So, uh...how did Dad do at the dentist?
Did they yank out his wisdom teeth?
Yes and now he's all "medicated".
- Is that... is that your mother?
- No, it's not Mom!
- I'm a project manager.
- Look Piper, I'm actually on the way
to see Boo Man Group, so I can't really talk to--
- Dad swallowed my house key!
- [ hiccups ]
- Wait, what? Dad did what?!?
- Ulch, what'd your silly Dad do now?
- He's all confused,
and he was fiddling with my keychain,
and when I wasn't looking,
he swallowed my house key!
- Oh my god!
- What happened?!? - What's wrong?!?
- What is what?!?
- My dad had mouth surgery,
and then he swallowed my sister's house key.
- Wait wait wait-- your dad is on
pain medications and he's driving a car?
- No, my sister's driving, okay.
- Wh--isn't she like twelve?
- Yeah--they sent her a license by mistake.
- I don't understand-
- Dude! This has all been established.
- Henry!
How am I supposed to get inside the house?!?
- Uh, why don't you call Mom?
- 'Cuz Mom is still in Palm Springs
with her tennis instructor!
- Your mom...
your mom doesn't even have a tennis racket.
- Dad... please don't.
- Look, Piper, I wanna help you
but we're already on the road--
- Hey there's a Nacho Ball, about four miles from here.
- So? - Soooo.
Just tell Piper to meet us in fifteen minutes,
at the Nacho Ball on Avenue Street.
- Why?!?
- So you can give her your house key.
- Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.
Hey Piper, meet us in fifteen minutes
at the Nacho Ball on Avenue Street,
so I can give you my house key.
- All right, fine.
- That is not what he was sayin'.
- Daaaad! Quit touching my visor, I can't see.
- But there's someone in the mirror.
- That's me!!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
- Okay, I gotta be honest--
this brown soup is really good.
- It's really good soup.
- Yep--excellent brown soup.
- So thick and brown.
- Thanks. It's my mom's recipe.
It won the brown medal at last year's soup festival.
- Wow, really?
- No.
But she wanted to win... so bad.
- Ahhhhhh, Ohhh c'mon! - Awww noooo.
- What happened? - What's wrong?
- Ahhh, I spilled Jasper's
sad mom's brown soup all over my lap.
- I found a rag.
- Ahh great, here uhh... you steer and I'll wipe.
- Are you sure?
- Give, give, give it to me. C'mon.
- Alright alright, okay okay.
[ alarm beeping ] - Uh-ohhh.
- Captain Man hotline.
- All right, nobody worry.
We're not answering it.
- What?!? - What do you mean?!?
- You have to answer it!
- No! C'mon?!?
We spent a ton a'money on these tickets
to see the Boo Man Group.
We are not working tonight.
The police can handle things for a few hours
without help from Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Don't answer the-- - I'm gonna answer it.
- Do not answer it. - No, I'm answering it.
Hello, this is the Captain Man hotline
this is Kid Danger-- what is your emergency?
- Uh, hi! PLEASE HELP US!
- Mmm-hmm. Can you be more specific?
- Yeah! Uh...
I'm the manager at Fred Lobster!
And there's this freak here who's gone crazy!
He's got hostages!
Freak: Gimme that!
Just gimme the phone!
Hi! This is the FREAK.
WHAT'S UP?!?
- Hey, hello okay,
okay sir why don't you just calm down
and tell me why you're upset.
- I'm upset, 'cuz I'm at Fred Lobster,
where tonight is SUPPOSED to be
all-you-can eat lobster night,
and they ran outta lobsters!
I want lobster!
And if I don't get all I can eat,
everybody here's gonna BE SORRY!
- Okay, uh... [ dial tone beeps]
Whoa... vintage dial tone.
- You don't hear that much anymore.
- No you really don't. It's nice.
It's a nice little throw back, it's like a...
it's like a little Daaaaaaaaaah...
- Nah nah nah, it's more, it's more like,
Baaaaaaahhhhh...
- What?!? What are you talking about?
Y'know what, let's harmonize!
- Alright harmonize! On three. One two three...
- Baaaaaaahhhhh... - Baaaaaaaahhhh
- Ga ga ga ga ga ga.. - Doo, doo doo!
If you'd like to make a call
- You guys!
- What? - 'Sup?
- What are you gonna do about
the hostage situation at Fred Lobster?!?
- I told you already-- we're gonna call the cops.
Let the cops handle it.
- Call the cops? Alright 'kay, I'm on it.
- Hey, Charlotte...
- Yeah?
- Knock knock.
- Uh, who's there?
- Schwoz!
- Schwoz who?
- Me--Schwoz-- from work.
- What? - Happy birthday!!!
[ pop ]
- Swellview Police Department.
What can I help you with?
- Hey hi, this is Kid Danger,
I need you to se--
- Ha ha ha. Just kidding--
this is a recording...
All police officers are either busy,
or they're at the Boo Man Group.
If you have an emergency,
please call the Captain Man hotline.
- Awww c'mon! - Ahh geez.
- Thank you, and have a nine one wonderful day.
- Wow. - That's awful.
- They are useless.
- Okay... alright.
Let's suit up and let's head to Fred Lobster. Come on.
- No!
I say we ignore that call,
and I say we go see the Boo Man Group.
Who's with me?!?
Huh?
Jerks!
- Look dude, there's hostages involved.
- Oh there's hos.. hostages.
There's always hostages involved Henry.
- Yes hostages.. - Are you kidding me.
- Ask me if I care about hostages.
- Do you care about hostages?
- You're such a immature little kid.
Wow. [ all arguing ]
- Alright!!!
[ disco music plays ]
- Awww.
- What-up with the disco lights?
- Yeah.
- I connected my horn to a disco bowel!
See, I had three disco bowels, so I took one of them--
- All right Schwoz, nobody wants to hear
about your disco bowels.
Now, since it's Charlotte's birthday,
I say we let Charlotte decide
whether we work tonight,
- Wow.
- And go to some dumb Fred Lobster
to free a bunch of hostages
that we don't even know personally...
Or... Or...
We go and fulfill Charlotte's birthday dream
of seeing a performance by the Boo Man Group.
I mean...
- I say we gotta go to Fred Lobster.
- No!!!
[ disco plays ]
- Awww.
- Hey, can I say something?
- Ugh....
- It's only :.
- So?!?
- So, if we go to Fred Lobster,
you guys can stop the freak, rescue the hostages,
and then we should still be able to make it
to the Boo Man Group maybe a little after eight.
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, let's do that. - That's a pretty good plan.
- Fine!
But next year, on Charlotte's birthday,
we're doing what I wanna do!
- Totally. - Yeah, that is fair.
- Wooo... Waaaa....
- I'm back.
Dad--quit it! I'm trying to call Henry!
- Arghahh!
- You just had your wisdom teeth taken out--
you can't eat a nacho ball!
Alright fine, take it!
- Gah!
Okay...Now...
We're gonna go into Fred Lobster,
grab the freak, free the hostages,
then get back here
so we can get to the Boo Man Group.
- Right.
But while we're in there, can we grab some
a'those Better Cheddar Biscuits?
- Ooo, you Better Cheddar believe it.
- Ha ha!
- Hey hey, I hear someone's phone vibrating.
- Uh...
- Oh no, it's Piper!
- You were supposed to meet her at Nacho Ball!
- Yeah, yea-yea-yeah.
I know, I know-- I forgot!
Dang it...
I know, I'm comin', I'm comin'.
Heyyyyyyyy,
how's my sister, the A-listerrrr?
- You were supposed to meet me at Nacho Ball
fifteen minutes ago!!! Where are you?!?
- Uhhh, that's a...
very good question which...
Jasper will answer for you right now.
- Owww!
- Kid, let's do this. - I'm comin', I'm comin'.
- What do you want me to tell her?!?
- I dunno dude, just make somethin' up!
Or tell her that I had to--
- What?
- Hello!!! Hey!!!
- Hiya, Piper.
- Why isn't Henry here with a house key?!?
- Uh, 'cuz..
'Cuz Henry, Henry had to...
- So... you got nervous...
and thought the best thing to do
was drop the phone into the soup.
- It solved the problem.
- Sorta.
But now who's gonna wanna eat brown soup
with a cell phone in it?
- Nobody.
- I'll have some.
[ music ]
- Hey, how do you get the soup so brown?
- I know right.
[ phone beeps ]
- Oh great-- now Piper's calling my phone.
- So answer it.
- No, she's calling for you.
- But...Umm...
- JASPER!!!
It's my birthday and you just dropped my phone
into a gallon of brown soup!
- Are you really that surprised?!
- Unlock the door!! Open the door!!
- Hey what's happening?
- Here come Henry and Ray.
- Open the door!
- I told you to open the door!! - Whats going o--
- AHHHHHHH!!!
- Open the door!
- Get in, get in , get in.
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- What happened in Fred Lobster?!?
- Did you free the hostages?!?
- No we did not free the hostages!
- No. Go, go go.
- Well what happened?!?
- We went to the wrong Fred Lobster!
- Whaaaat?!? - Wrong one?!?
- Well wait... so what happened in there?
- There was a junior high girls' soccer team in there.
- And when they saw Kid Danger, one of 'em screamed,
"Oh my god we love you Kid Danger!!!"
and next thing we knew...
- They were all over me!
The whole girls' soccer team!
- They chased us all the way to the car!
- Well, they chased me.
- Dude, a lotta them were also yelling
"Captain Man! Captain Man--"
- Well, I mean kind of but not really.
- Well. I mean I don't like
it anymore than you do.
- KID DANGERRRR!!!
- Ahhh!
- I love you! Please notice me!!!
- AHHHHHH!!
[ alarm beeping - Ahhh!]
- Captain Man hotline.
- Hi, this is the manager from Fred Lobster.
- Oh yeah? Which Fred Lobster?
- The one on Madison.
- Oh, oh yeah "On Madison,"
now ya tell us!
- Alright, don't worry--
we're on our way to your location right now.
- No no, don't come here!
- What?!? Why not?!?
- 'Cuz that crazy freak...
he let the hostages go,
then he took off in his truck!
- Oh. Really? - Ah, well that's awesome.
- Problem solved.
- No it's not!
'Cuz on the way out, the guy grabbed Lobbie!
[ gasps ]
- Who's Lobbie?
- The Fred Lobster mascot!
- The guy who wears a lobster suit
and walks around the restaurant
making everyone feel happy!
- Yah! One time Lobbie helped me find the bathroom,
when I really needed it.
- Captain Man?!? Please!
You've gotta find Lobbie.
- All right uhh...
exactly what kind of vehicle was the freak driving?
- Uh... it was a truck...
a green truck with four wheels.
- Green truck, four wheels, got it.
Uh, and uh what direction was he headed?
- Uhhh...he was...
[ phone rings ]
- Awww! Now Piper's calling me!
- D'ahhh man, I forgot about Piper.
Gimme the phone, gimme the phone.
Excuse me, can you please hold?
- No! Don't put me on-- - Fantastic, thank you.
- Do not drop your phone in the brown soup!
- But I don't wanna talk to her right now.
- Jasper, gimme the phone! - Deal!
- Hey Piper...
- Henry, I am so mad at you!
- I know, I know, it's just I'm rea--
- Dad ate most of his shirt!
- What? Why?!?
- 'Cuz he's loopy on dental medication!
- All right, look, I'm on my way to you right now.
- Pst. - Just stay where you are.
- Pst.
- No, I'm driving to you!
- What? No, no don't drive to me--I'll drive to you.
Ow--What what?!?
- You can't let your sister see you dressed as Kid Danger!
- I'll change my clothes!
- You can't change back now--
we gotta find the freak who kidnapped Loogie!
- Lobbie!
- Well I have to give my sister a house key! Okay.
- Okay, are you a sidekick, or just a regular kid?
- Bingo, Ray!
THAT is the central conflict
that defines our relationship!
- Henry! Where are you?!?
- Uhhh...I-I don't know, where are you?
- I'm on Madison...
about three blocks before Street Boulevard.
- Hey hey, that's actually really close
to where we are, right now.
- Green truck.
- Dad, will you please
just finish eating your shirt?!?
- Green truck!!!
- Wait, wait, stop! - Ahhhhhh!!!
- What happened? - What's going on?
- Piper? Piper?
Piper, hello? Are you okay?!?
- Yeah... yeah...
we're all right. We just hit a...
a green truck...
with uh...four wheels.
- Is that a giant lobster?
- Lobbie?
- Oh my gosh, thank you!
- For what? What'd I do?!?
- That maniac, driving the green truck--
he took me from the restaurant!
You saved my life!
- Piper! Are you with Lobbie?!?
- Yeah! Lobbie's right here!
I just hit the truck he was in!
- She saved my life!
- Yeah!! Amazing. - Ho ho ho, yeah.
- Now can we get to the Boo Man Group?!?
- Yeah let's go!! - Yes!!
- Hey-hey-hey Wait-wait-wait!
No-no-no-no. I still gotta give Piper my house key.
- Hey! Hey there's an accident
with a green truck. Up ahead, see?
- Oh yeah... yeah-yeah-yeah,
and there's my, there's my dad's car.
Alright, just pull over and I'll give Piper the house key.
- No no wait! She'll see you dressed as Kid Danger!
- Oh yeah. Well I don't know what to do-
what are we gonna do then?
- Ah, just gimme the keys! - What?
- Gimme the keys. Gimme the keys.
- What are you gonna do?
- Tell your sister to make Lobbie move to his right.
- Piper, can you uh--
can you make Lobbie to move to his right a little.
- Alright, fine!
Lobbie, will you move to your right?
- For you? Sure!
- Owwwww!!!
- Yeah!!
- Ha ha yeah! - Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!
- All right, she got the keys!
- Boo Man Group!
- Woo! - Yeah!
[ disco music plays ]
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x11 - Car Trek
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.