[ music ]
[ ding ]
- Yeah... - But, that...
- Hey, intruder!!!
- Dahhh!!!
- Jasper, NOOOO!!!
- It's me-- Charlotte!!!
- And me, Schwoz.
- Wh--I thought you guys were intruders
who broke into the Man Cave!
- Noooooo...
- We're dressed like this
because Ray and Henry are on their way back here
with Frankini and... uh...
What's the big dumb guy's name?
- Ray.
- Nooo. Frankini's assistant.
- Ohhh. Ehhh...
Gyoomer. - Goomer.
And we can't let Frankini and Goomer
know what we all really look like.
[ beep ]
Oh my gosh, they're here!
- C'mon! Go, go go go!
- But, where are we going?!?
- We gotta take you up to Junk-N-Stuff
and find you a disguise!
- Can I be Henry? - No!
- Okay Kid, send 'em down.
- Alright, let's get you two sacks off the platform.
[ muffled mumbling ]
[ tube beeps ]
- Hey, we did it. - Yep.
C'mon, help me get 'em out of these things.
- Alright, okay.
- C'mon. Get out. - Hey!
- Get up, get outa this.
- Ahhh! Don't touch me!
Captain Man! Kid Danger!
- And I'm Goomer!
- I know who you are! Where are we?!?
What is this place?!?
- It looks like we're inside the nose
of a gigantic robot.
- No, you're in the Man Cave!
- Ane we got you out of jail
and brought you here because...
we want your help.
- Oh. What?
Want me to help you lose a few pounds?
Get into shape?
- You just pushed the wrong button!
- Alright, alright chill.
- Let me have him!
- Chill! - Chill, I'm fine.
- You good? - I'm good.
- You good? Chill. Listen!
We brought you here
because we want your help catching a criminal.
- What criminal?
- Go-Bro.
- Ohhhh, I know Go-Bro.
- Yeah, we know you know Go-Bro.
- Who's Go-Bro? Does he have a Yo-Yo?
- No.
- Does he eat Fro-Yo?
- No!
- Is his dog named Toto?
- What is the matter with you?!?
- Doctor says I don't have to tell you that.
- "Go-Bro" is this guy
who makes a bunch of super dangerous videos,
and then he posts them online
so he can get millions of views.
- That's right.
But this time,
Go-Bro's gone too far.
- Look at what he posted yesterday.
Dude is that my mom?
- Ooo, That's actually my personal file, uh...
Videos. Videos.
- Whazzup bros?
And lady-bros?!?
It's me! Your boy! Go-Bro!
WOOOOOOOO-YEAH-BABY!
And I'm comin' to ya from right here
in my SECRET bro-cation!
OWWWWIEEEE!!! And LOOK-IT!!!
Look who I got right here!!!
Tell 'em your name!!!
- I'm Grandma Sullivan.
- Grammaw Sullivan!
I found her at a train station!
- Does the train come this way?
- Yeah whatever!
Now, check out my channel tomorrow afternoon
and you're gonna see Grammaw Sullivan
go on a downhill ride,
goin' about miles an hour!
HA-HAAAAA!!! WOOOOOT!!!
EXTREEEEEEME!!!
Don't forget to like and subscribe.
FIVE STARS!!! AHHHHHH!!!
- Gah!
We've got to find Go-Bro,
stop him,
and rescue Grandma Sullivan.
- Wow, that's super interesting,
and exactly how am I supposed
to help you boys do that?
- Simple.
You and I are going to temporarily swap bodies.
- Swap bodies?!?
- Temporarily?!?
- Yes, you're both correct.
- So... by "body swap"...
you mean that...
you, Captain Man, would be in my body
and I, Frankini, would be in your body?
- Yes indeed.
- You're catchin' on.
- Oh. No.
- Okay... I respect your decision.
- Thank you.
Now, I'm hungry so can I--
- All right Kid...
I better hurry and swap bodies with Frankini
before he wakes up.
- Okay, I'll go get Schwoz.
- Hey hey, wait a minute!
- Frankini is my boss,
and he said NO to your body swapper idea!
So I'm not just gonna stand here
and let y'all do it!
- Hey... hey hey hey hey
hey buddy... hey hey chill, take--
Hey listen.
Tell me, do you uhh..
do you like baked potatoes?
- Well, sure.
- That's good news. 'Cuz look over there.
We got a special baked potato bar.
Just for you.
- Oh wow!
Look at all the fixins!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Mmm.
- Let's go Schwoz,
Frankini's starting to drool on my hand.
Ulch.
C'mon, when can we swap bodies?
- I'm almost ready, just hold your horses pants.
- Hey, Kid Dandruff.
- Yeah it's Danger... Kid Danger.
- Look. I made you a potato.
- Nah nah nah, thanks, I appreciate it Goomer
but I don't-- oh dang that looks good.
- Wh-what's going on?
- Okay, Captain Man.
Are you ready to swap bodies with Frankini?
- Yeah yeah, just do it.
- Wh...what? No!
I said I will not swap bodies!
- Too bad, Frankini!
There's a year old grammaw out there
who needs our help!
Do it Schwo...
Uh... "Schwelvis."
- Now, I reverse the molecular polarity...
aaaaaannnndddd... Flippity-doo, switcharoo!
- Ooooooo pretttttyyyy.
- I'm lovin' this potato.
- It is done.
- Wow!
These bacon bits are delicious!
- [ Frankini's voice ] Oh Goomer--
will you stop being so obsessed
with your silly baked potato?
- AHHHHH!!!
- AH!
Oh, good Garbo!
I'm so large... and red and blue!
- [ Captain Man's voice] Ha! Did you guys see that?
Did you hear Frankini's voice
comin' outta my handsome face?!?
- Oh please, my own face is way more handsome
than this stupid one!
- Hey! You better treat my face some respect!
- Ooo, and what if I don't?
What if I just slap it?
- Oh! Okay!
Then maybe I'll just slap your stupid face like this!
- Oh it is on.
- Oh is it on? - Do not come for me.
- Oh! Okay! You like that? - Look over here.
- How 'bout two at a time. Two at a time.
No, stop that!
- Whooooaaaaaaa.
- This is soooo weeeeiiiird.
- I could do this all day.
- He's ruining all the work I got done.
- Ullchh. I really don't get
why we have to wear these disguises.
- Dude, if Frankini or any other evil criminal
found out you work for Captain Man,
he could sneak into your house at night, and say...
"You better tell me where Captain Man is,
or else I'll throw your momma in a trash dumpster!"
Then what?
- Honestly, I think my mom would welcome the excitement.
- Hey you guys! Is Henry here?!?
- No, he's really not. - We don't know where Henry is.
- Wait, why are you guys dressed up like freaks?!?
- Oh, uhhh just becuase... - Well ya see...
- Y'know what, I don't even care!
'Cuz my prom is tonight!
- So?
- So, I have two dates
and I don't know what to do!
- Well, just go with the first guy who asked you.
- Nooo, I can't even go to the prom!
- Why not?
- 'Cuz! Back at home I think
I put too much detergent
in the washing machine!
- Okay Piper, look...
- All the stuff you're talkin' about
sounds really interesting...
- But we just don't have time for it this week.
- So you won't even help me get in touch with Davy Jones?!?
- Sorry. - Maybe next Saturday...
- Or some Saturday after that.
- Who's Davy Jones?
- I dunno. A pirate? - Probably.
- Ha ha ha. Mmmmm.
- [ Captain Man's voice ] Okay, now that he's got
a potato in his mouth and can't make any noise,
I'm gonna call Go-Bro,
and make him think I'm his old friend Frankini.
- Wait--what if I decide to make noise
durin' your phone call to Go-Bro?
I could ruin everything by tellin' him
that you stole Frankini's body and--
Grrrr--Ha!
I'm too big for just one!
- [ muffled yelling ]
- Okay. I'm callin' Go-Bro.
- Yo yo! Go go for Go-Bro!
Whoooaaa, no way!
Frankiniiiii!!!
Dude, I thought you were still in prison!
- Oh...Right, I was... but I escaped.
Y'know. Bruh.
- Ah, wicked dude, that's wicked.
- Thanks.
So uh, Go-Bro...
I hear in your next video,
you're gonna send that Grandma there
on a downhill ride,
goin' miles an hour.
- Shoosh yeah, bruh!
Video's gonna rock, dude!
Gonna score mad views!
- Well guess what?
I got a real neato idea, that'll like,
get your grandma video way millions more views.
Like, waaay extra views.
- Whoa-whoa, you're talkin' my lingo bro-bro!
What's your idea, bruh?
- Whooaa there doggie.
I can't tell ya over the horn here.
I gotta tell ya in person.
Y'know, face-bro to face-bro, so...
I guess you should tell me where you're at.
- Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, brah,
that's a no-go from Go-Bro, bruh.
- Aw, why is it a no-go, Go-Bro?
- 'Cuz dude, I'm in a secret bro-cation.
- Awwwww bruh.
- But hey, tell ya what bruh!
I'm gonna send one a'my bruhs
to pick ya up and bring ya right here to me bruh!
- Oh cool bruh!
- Yeah, just be in the parking lot
of Nacho Ball in...
thirty minutes.
- Thirty minutes, right. "Thur-mins".
- 'Kay bruh-- see ya in a few.
- Bruh-bye. - Bruh-bye.
- Chuh. - Chuh.
- Ha ha, yeah.
- Heyyyy, good job bruh!
- Yah! He really thought you were Frankini!
- All right, now I've gotta get to the parking lot
at Nacho Ball.
- No no wait wait wait! - Are you crazy?
- You can't just walk into
Go-Bro's secret hide-away by yourself!
- Pfft. I'm not afraid of Go-Bro and his g*ons.
- Dude you're not indestructible right now.
- What? Yes I a-- Ohhhhhh.
- [ groan ]
- Wh... what happened?
Where'd my potato go?
- It's stuck to your face.
- Ohhhh.
Hello.
- You only have minutes to get to Nacho Ball!
- Ooo right!
- Alright look,
you go meet Go-Bro's bro at Nacho Ball.
And we'll follow you in Schwoz's helicopter
to the secret bro-cation!
- Okay! - Okay.
- Wait-wait-wait. You can't just leave
those two here alone in the Man Cave!
- We will bring them in the hula-copter!
- Yeah yeah yeah go go go go!
- Okay okay okay okay!
Up the tube!
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Move move move move move, let's go.
Tight hugs!
Up the tubes!
- Where'd everybody go?
- I dunno.
- So, what should we do?
- I'm gonna have a potato.
- Thor will also have a potato.
Schwoz: Do you see him?!?
Henry: Uhhh... yeah yeah!
There's the car, right there!
- AHHHHHH!!! We're too high!
We're too high we're too high we're too high!!!
- Okay will you stop screaming please?!?
- Yeah, be quiet, Captain Man!
- Goomer!
You know I'm not Captain Man, I'm Frankini!
- Well you look like Captain Man.
- That's because Captain Man stole my body
and trapped me here in his!
- You wanna bite of my potato?!?
- Nooooooooooooooo!!!
- Hey, Schwelvis...
- Yesss?
- Looks like Go-Bro's guy is taking Captain Man
to that old ski lodge.
- Oh yes! The old Swellview ski lodge!
- Yeah, fly us over there, dude.
- AHHHH!!!
Too turny too turny too turny too turny!!
[ rock music playing in earphones ]
- Okaaaay, Grammaw Sullivan...
- Ohhhhh-kaaaaay!
- Now, I'm just gonna strap
this Go-Bro camera to your head.
- Would you like to see some photos of my grandchildren?
- Not even a little bit!
- Ohhhhh-kaaaaay!
- I got Frankini.
- No way, chuh!
Frankiniiiiiiiii!
What-the-what and whussup, bruh?!?
- Ohhh, y'know, bruh--
just chillin', grillin',
and uhh spillin'.
- Sooo... you got an idea for me?
A way for me to get more views
with my Grammaw Sullivan video?
- Oh. Oh yeah.
I uh... thought..
I know, y'know... in your video...
you could put like...
a really silly hat...
on her head.
- A hat?
- Chuh! Ha ha!
- Nah, that idea's lame.
But don't worry bruh,
I got a better one.
- Whatchu got?
- I'm gonna lock you in the cart,
with Grammaw Sullivan...
then send both you and her
down the mountain at like miles an hour!
- B-but I thought we were friends!
- Bruh, you should know,
views are more important than friendship.
Lock him in the cart with G-maw.
- Wait! I don't think so!
- Owwww!
Your face hurt my knuckles!
You jerk! I dunno who--
- What-up Go-Bro-zers?!?
I'm here live at the secret bro-cation!
And about five menudos from now,
I'm gonna use these four speed-rockets
to launch a year old grammaw,
AND the one-and-only Frankini,
down a mountain at like a billion miles an hour!
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa,
now Captain Man's trapped in that--that rocket box!
- Yah I saw it!
- No no no no...
look, Captain Man's right here.
- No he's not-- I'm Frankini!
- Pfftt, you wish.
- Yo! You gotta land this helicopter
so I can go in that ski lodge and help R--
...and help Captain Man!
- I cannot land!
It's too windy outside!
I can barely keep us up in the air!
- What? What do you want from me?
Schwoz: We are directly over the lodge!
What are you going to do?
- I want you to let me climb on your back,
so we can jump outta this helicopter together,
and land on the roof of that ski lodge!
- Noooo. No sir,
I am not jumping out of this helicopter!!!
So don't dream it's over!!!
- But if I don't stop Go-Bro,
he's gonna send that poor old grandma down the mountain!
She could get hurt!
- She's not my grandma.
- But, But your body...
your Frankini body is gonna go down the mountain too!
- Yah! That's right!
- Ohhh fine!
Climb on my back! - Alright.
- Oh, oh it's so cold.
- Okay. - Will this hurt?
- No!
- You promise?!?
- No! Jump!
- YAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- Okayyy!
Time to get these rockets lit!
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- Don't forget.
- Ten! Nine! Eight!
Seven! Six!
Five! Four!
Three! Tw--
- Bro my god!!!
- Ha ha ha!
- [ whimpering ]
- [ Frankini's voice ] Well my goodness! I'm oh-kay!
- Nuke! Turk!
Let's go full bro on Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- I'm not Captain Man, I'm Frankini!
- Whatever! Just help me fight!
- Hit 'em. Hit 'em again!
For god's sake, make a fist.
- C'mon Frankini! I--I mean me.
- Are you good? - What?
- Watch out?!?
- Swing!
- Watch out!
- Go Kid! Get 'em!
- Nice Kid!
- Kid Danger look out!!
- Just hit 'em.
Ya! Oh, yes!
Get 'em, get 'em.
- Hyper motility! Boom. Boom. Boom.
- TKO!!
- Yay!!
We did it, we did it, we did it!
Ow!
- Yeah.
- Nice fightin', Kid.
- Thanks. Ma'am are you all right?
- Oh yesss.
Would you like to see some pictures of my grandchildren?
- Absolutely not.
- Ahhhh!
- I fell outta the helicopter!
Oh! Heh heh heh.
- Don't forget to like and subscribe.
- Woo!
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x13 - Captain Man-kini
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.