[ music ]
- Sooo, what'd you get for number one?
- Number one, number one...
Uh...
What'’d you get?
- I got B.
- Uh, I got B. So, yeah.
I got B.
- Okaaay, and what'd you get for number two?
- Number two...
ooh, that was a a tricky one, wasn't it?
- Mhmm.
- Uhh... wh-what'd you get?
- Y.
- Exactly. I got uhh Y...wait, Y?
- Yeah, why are you just copying my answers.
- I'm not.
- Why... are you lying?
- Okay let's move on.
What did you get for number three?
- P. - C'monnn...
- No I'm serious-- I gotta pee.
- Hey Charlotte,
will you help us put up this banner?
- Oh, sure,
but could it wait 'til after I use the bathroom?
- Uhh no, right now.
- Oh. All right.
- Just grab the end of that yellow rope and pull.
- Okey-doke.
[ snapping pictures ]
- Hey Henry?
Does this Sorry banner look straight?
- Uh, yeah, looks good.
- Henry!
Are you taking pics of my homework answers?!?
- What?!? No, no, no...n'n'no,
I'm takin' I'm takin'’ selfies.
[ camera shutter clicks ]
- Okay, Charlotte, we'’ll take it from here.
- Sure.
So uhh, who's sorry?
- Oh no, this is just a family thing we do.
- Yeah, we put up the Sorry banner
whenever my dad interviews for a new job.
- Oh. Why?
- To make him feel better.
- When he doesn'’t get the job.
- But, you guys don't know whether or not he got the job.
- Well yeah, but y'’see it'’s like...
in life, there are winners, and...
- Y'’know.
- Hey. I uhh, I finished my math homework.
- So?
- So I'’m ready to copy your English homework.
- Well I'’m ready to visit your restroom.
- Well, can I uh,
can I get your English homework before you go?
- No! I have to pee!
- So I can get it right after?
- Okay! Nobody move!
- Awww, whyyy?
- Honey, what'’s up?
- What'’s up is... Frittle chips!
YOU get some Frittle chips!
And YOU get some Frittle chips!
And YOU get some Frittle chips!
- Okay Dad, why are you throwing us Frittle chips?
- I'll answer that with a poem!
Ready?
Roses are red...
doors have a knob...
this guy is happy...
'cuz he just got a new...
- Car?
- No!
- Hat?
- C'’mon!
- Swim trunks?
- No! Job! I got the job!!!
- H-he got the job.
- I can'’t believe it.
- I-I guess we should cheer.
- Great job Dad! - Wooo-hoooo Dad!
- Thank you, thank you all very much!
I am a happy, happy daddy.
- Okay well, this feels like a family time,
and I really need to go use the bathroom, sooo--
- Oh Charlotte, stop that.
- C'’mon. - You're family.
- You just stay here. - You just sit down.
- Noooo...
- So honey, what is this new job?
- I'’m gonna be...
a project manager at the Frittle factory!
- Aww! That's amazing! - Oh my gosh, yay!
- Wait, hang on a second... I don'’t...
- Sorry, but uh... - Isn't that destroyed?
- There is no more Frittle factory in Swellview.
- I know!
'’Cuz Captain Man and Kid Danger blew it to bits.
- Okay, well that'’s not exactly what happened...
to those guys.
- Yeah it is. It happened last year.
It was a cool Wednesday afternoon.
I was watching the news, with my pants on,
and they said that Captain Man and Kid Danger
were visiting the Frittle factory,
and got into an argument... - That doesn't mean...
- Fellas, fellas.
- Oh, he's asking for 'em
- Don't you do it. - He's asking for 'em.
- Owwwww! Okay! Now you done it.
Okay. Say hello to my Frittle friend!
- The corn compressors are building up
an extreme amount of pressure,
and they can't release the corn gas!
- Attention. This is Jack Frittleman.
Run.
- There'’s two sides to every story.
- Hey, I thought I heard they were building
the new Frittle factory in Bordertown.
- They already did!
That'’s where I'’ll be working.
- Wait wait wait... you're gonna be okay
with driving two hours to-and-from work, every day?
- Noooo.
This family'’s moving to Bordertown.
C'’mon, what happened to
"Yay, we'’re all so excited for you, Daddy"?
- Well we were.
- Until you started talking like a maniac!
- I'’m not a maniac.
Bordertown is a great place to live.
It'’s got houses, and trees,
and a library, and--
- Dad! Hey!
Please. Listen!
Dad!
We are NOT moving to Bordertown.
- Well okay, but yeah we are.
- Dad.
- Okay I'’m sorry guys, but I really gotta go pee so--
- Look Daddy!!
I am not moving to Bordertown,
and I'’m gonna go lock myself in the bathroom
'’til you say we don'’t have to!
- No-no no Piper,
please don'’t lock yourself in the bathr--
Ohhh.
Well... I'll be in your backyard.
- Doing what?
- Watering your plants.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- What?!? You can't move away!
- I don'’t wanna move away.
- It'’s his dad, not him!
- Well then I'’m gonna give your dad a pizza my mind!
- Did you just say "pizza" my mind?
- Yeah, it'’s an expression.
Like if my mind was a pizza, I'’d take--
- Okay, let'’s just go talk to Ray.
- Alright.
- Henry, you can'’t move away from Swellview!
- Man, I don'’t want to.
- You promised we'’d grow old together!
- Wh--?!?
Why--Why would I promise you...oh.
- Wait-wait-wait-wait- wait-wait-wait...
- Jasperrrr...
- When did your dad tell you this?
- Can I just push the button please?
- Yes please. - Wait, before you hit the--
Ahhhh!
- Stop, stop... - Ahhhhh!
- Why... - Ahhhhh!
[ crash ]
- Please don'’t move away.
- Please get off my body.
- Hey! Henry and Charlotte,
I dunno what you guys are doin'’ back here,
but I am glad to see you
because tonight, this is a special night!
Stay right there!
- Wait, why'’s tonight a special night?
- 'Cuz I just bought that vacuum cleaner!
- Uhh. you and I have different definitions
of the word "special."
- Oooooo, is this the Tyson Ultra-Suck?
- Yeah! Get away from it.
Hey-hey Henry, check this out, check this out.
Now, ya see these little breath mints?
- Uhh yeah I do-- but listen man, I gotta-
- Guess who made these mints! Schwoz!
- Cool. Yeah that's cool. - You wanna mint?
- Umm no, I gotta tell you something.
- You wanna mint?
Yeah, take a mint.
- I don'’t want a mint. No ones wants a mint.
- Alright, well then I'’ll just take this mint
and throw it at that vacuum cleaner.
Ha ha ha!
- Dude! What was that?
What if I'd said yes,
and put that mint in my mouth?!?
- I guess we'’d be on our way to your dentist!
Jasper, clean that mess up.
- With what?
- With the vacuu--
ohhhhhh uhhh...
Ooooh! I got somethin' you can use.
Here you go, that oughtta do it.
- What is that?
- This is a broom and dust pan travel kit.
Now c'mon, get to work.
Here you go.
- Okaaaay, I'’m gonna go online and buy some mirrors.
- No-no-no-no-no, dude look. - Ray, wait wait.
- What-what-what, what now?
- Look... we got a big problem.
- What? Oooh, do I look fat?
- What? No. Why?
- Good! I'll get those mirrors then.
- Seriously, seriously... look.
My dad, he got a new job, working at the Frittle factory.
- What?!? I thought they built
the new Frittle factory in Bordertown.
- Yeah That'’s where Henry'’s family is moving to.
- Nooooooo!
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...
Kid, there is no way you'’re moving to Bordertown.
- Yeah, I don'’t want to.
- You'’re Kid Danger.
- Yeah, I remember.
- Well, what if I need you huh?
Like what if there's a big emergency?
By the time you'’d get here from Bordertown
everybody'’d already be dead!
Except for me. I'm Captain Man.
- Yeah, I remember.
- Anyway, you'’re not moving.
- Dude, look, I'’m only sixteen...
- Yeah, if Henry's parents move to Bordertown
and say Henry'’s gotta go with 'em,
then he'’ll have to move.
- Okay guys, what are we gonna do?
- Somebody could help me sweep.
- No, I'’m talking about my dad.
- Okay well when does he start this new job?
- Uh, tomorrow I think.
Yeah, he'’s gonna meet Mr. Frittleman,
sign some papers, and then that's it.
- All right, okay...
Pace pace pace, think think think,
and snap. Buzz Darts.
- I'’m sorry, did you just say "buzz darts?"
- Yeah, hang on a sec...
this drawer'’s got everything.
- Have a look at this new Schwoz invention...
- Buzz darts? - Buzz darts.
- And uhh, how do "buzz darts" work?
- I'’ll show you...
- Hey Henry! - Hm?
- Dude! - Hey!
You'’re only supposed to use your super fast reflexes
to fight crime!
Not to wreck my demonstrations!
- Well I'’m sorry, but if I see a buzz dart
flying at my face I can'’t help but--
- Ah forget it!
Hey Jasper...
- What'’s up?
[ coughs, coin bounces ]
- Oh, I dropped my quarter over there,
would you get it for me, please?
- Yeah sure.
Owwwwww!!!
Did you hit me with a dart?!?
- Uhhh, I'’m not sure, why?
- '’Cuz when I bent over to get your quar...
ohhhh...
Ohhh... my body feels weird.
- So, that'’s what buzz darts do?
- Yup!
They buzz through the air, and when they land,
they don'’t cause any permanent damage.
But for about a half-hour, they impair your nervous system,
which turns you into... ...that.
- And uhh, how do those "buzz darts" help me
not move to Bordertown?
- Simple.
[ Jasper grunting ]
- Are you gonna tell us?
- Sure.
We disguise ourselves as Frittle employees,
then we wait for your dad to show up
for his meeting with Frittleman.
Blast your dad with a couple a'’buzz darts.
- Oh yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah and then he'’s gonna be all--
- Yeah, he'l be like Hello Mr. Frittleman...
what a beautiful factory you have here.
And then there'’s no chance
Frittleman'’ll hire him to work there.
- Yes, that'’s perfect!
- Yeah haha. Who's smart?
OWWWWWWW!!!
OHHHH MY GOD!
[ Ray coughing, Jasper grunting ]
- I dunno, who'’s smart?
- Ahhh!
[ music ]
- Okay, people. We've laid all the pipe
and now we'’ve only got three days left
until this Frittle factory goes into full production.
- Question.
When does the new project manager start?
We have a right to know!
- All right! Settle down.
The new project manager starts later today, okay?
Right after he meets, and is approved
by Mr. Frittleman.
- Alright.
- Now, we'’ve all got a lot work to do right,
so let'’s get to it. [ whistles weakly ]
- He's gotta work on that whistle.
- Uh, hey, you two.
I'm talkin'’ to you guys.
- Mm wassup? - Hey, what'’s up dude?
We were just uhh... y'know, workin'.
- Yeah... - Doin' our jobs there.
- Love and light. - How are ya?
- I don'’t recognize you guys.
Lemme see your badges.
- Yeah, no problem, we got our badges right here.
- Joey Gladstone. - I'm Danny Tanner
And so, we work here so y'’know...
- Definitely a real badge, not a fake badge.
- Whoa...
this doesn'’t look like professional lamination.
- Oh, well thing is... - We lost our original badges...
- I need a security check on two employees.
Yeah. One says he'’s Danny Tanner...
the other says he'’s Joey Gladstone.
- Uhhh... negative on that one.
All is good.
Love and light brother.
Okay, all is well.
Nothing, no problem.
- Dude! Are those your expl*sive mints?
- Yeah, dang it I must'’ve set '’em down.
- You can'’t just leave them lying around,
they'’re dangerous!
- Ulch, alright, mom. I'll go get them.
- Dude, dude-- there'’s my dad,
there's my dad. He'’s here.
- Right here, as you can see,
is our main area of production.
- Ah. And what do you call this area?
- Our... main area of production.
- Ahh, good.
That'’s exactly what I would've called it.
- Yeah.
- All right... now...
I'’ll just pop him with a Buzz Dart...
he'’ll be wobblin'’ around like a weirdo
when he meets Frittleman. - Yeah.
Hey, I kinda feel bad about this...
y'’know, makin'’ him lose his job here.
- Uh, don'’t. - Okay.
- Okay. Mr. Hart... eat dart.
[ dart sh**t ]
- You missed.
- Well yeah, '’cuz you were breathing so loud.
- What? No I wasn't.
- Yes you were-- I was tryin'’ to aim
and you were all... [ wheezes ]
- I don'’t breathe like that.
- Well...sorry to say, but yeah ya do.
- Y'’know what, let me sh**t.
Let me try, let me try, let me try.
- Great, I'’d like to see you try. Go for it.
- After you. - Go for it.
- After you. - Fine. Alright.
- Dude, dude, look look look look.
- Yeah, it'’s Frittleman.
- Excuse me, Mr. Frittleman?
- What, yes, hiiii.
- I just wanted to introduce you
to one of our new project managers.
- Ohhhhhhhhh. - This is Jake Hart.
- Hi, it is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Frittleman.
- Oh, I don'’t shake hands.
People'’s hands are disgusting.
- Oh yes, especially mine.
- [ laughs ] Whaaaat?
- Oh uh... nothing, I...
I just wanted to show you my new tie.
- Your tie?
- Yes sir, look, it'’s made of metal.
- Ooooo.
- Do you see this?!?
Do you see what'’s happening?!?
- Yes I see it, now calm down will you.
You'’re makin'’ me nervous.
- Well my dad'’s about to get the job!
- Yeah, just wait...
let'’s see if Frittleman wants to hire your daddy
after he gets a faceful of buzz dart.
- Move!
- Wait, it'’s my sister!
[ dart sh**t ]
- Owww!!! Geez!
- Great, you hit Piper!
- Well you jostled me! - So?!?
- Hello.
- Wh--how'’d you get here?!?
- I took three nasty busses!
With no wi-fi!
Now please-- you can'’t take this job!
- I'’m sorry, who'’s this young girl?
- Oh, I wouldn'’t know. Uh...
Does anyone know who this girl is?
- Wait, why isn'’t the buzz dart affecting her?
- Mmmm, wait for it.
- Dad I'm seriou--
Waaaahhh...
whabba happa ahhh- paaahhhh...
how cah ah cah-wahhh?
- Oh my god, what'’s wrong with her?
- I don'’t know, but it'’s making me uncomfortable.
Uh, Hugo? Chavez?
Could you take this uh... child away?
Ulch... Glad she's gone.
- Me too.
- You have another dart in your pocket.
In your right pocket. Like I told you earlier,
- Yeah I got it, I got it, I got it.
- Put the dart in.
- Anyway,
if you'’ll just sign this contract right here,
you'’ll be a Frittles official project manager.
- Oh wow. This is fantastic.
- Sorry Dad, but it's time for you to...
[ sh**t dart ]
- OWWWWWWWWW, MY FACE!!!
- D'’ah, you hit Frittleman in the face!
- Well it was a ricochet!!!
- It was a rico-blah.
- Hugo!!! Chavez!!!
Help, there'’s something in my face!!!
[ alarm sounds ]
- What's happening?!?
- The corn compressors are building up
an extreme amount of pressure!
I think it'’s gonna blow!
- Aw, not again!
- It'’s okay, it'’s okay. I can manage this.
I can manage this project.
- Hurry, no you. - You say something.
- You have to, you sh*t him.
- Tell these people to get outta here!
- All right, all right, all right.
Hey, hello hello. Attention!
Everyone, this is uh... Danny Tanner...
Frittle employee...
I work here, uh hello... - Dude, just--
- What do you want me to say?
- Run. - Run!
- Go! - That's it, run!
- Go, go, go, go! - Run to your homes!
- This place is about to blow!
- Let'’s get outta here!
- This place is about to blow!
- Right!
- You uh...
coulda taken a shower before dinner.
- You know I don'’t like to shower when I'’m upset.
- At least we all get to stay in Swellview.
- Are... are you laughing?
- No I'’m not.
- Henry, you shouldn't... - Sorry.
- What is going on?!?
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x15 - Henry's Frittle Problem
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.