[ music ]
- Name three of America'’s founding fathers.
- King...
- Gonna stop you right there.
- I was gonna say, Martin Luther King...Junior.
- You'’re gonna fail this test.
- Correct.
- Coming in with corn!
So what'’d I miss while I was in Iowa?
- A razor?
- Oh, you're talking about my mustache.
What do you think?
- I think it'’s even worse than your chain wallet.
- My choo-choo-chain?
Love this thing.
- Henry, will you please talk some sense into your friend?
- Jasper, I do not like that mustache.
- Thank you. - I LOVE IT!
- What?! - I said, "I LOVE IT!"
Dude, when'd you grow that bad boy?
- Well if you must-ache...
- Heh, I must.
- I grew it while I was at my cousin's wedding. In Iowa.
- Dude, respect.
- Hey, are you guys messing with me right now?
- I don't know what you're talking about?
- I do not joke about facial hair.
- Hey can you guys watch my class parrot while I--
What is on your face?
- Well if you must-ache,
it's my new mustache. Like it?
- Can I be % honest here? - Thank you...
- Love the mustache. - What?!
- Love the mustache!
- Love the mustache! Love the mustache!
- Otto loves it, too!
- Where'd you get the bird?
- He's our class parrot, Otto.
It's my turn to take care of him for the weekend.
- Awww. Hey there, buddy...
My name's--AHH!
- Yeah, don't touch him. He doesn't like that.
- Don't touch him!
- So... he talks and stuff?
- Nah, he just picks up phrases
and repeats things sometimes.
- Otto, say "Sweet 'stache, Jasper."
- Sweet 'stache, Jasper. Sweet 'stache, Jasper.
- 'Kay, I gotta go grab his birdseed from my car.
I have a drivers' license. - Sent by mistake.
- Why do we have to keep saying that?
- Established.
- C'mon, let's get back to studying history.
- What? How can we study our past
when we got a talking parrot and a mustache in our present?
- Y'know...there could be a mustache in your future.
- You really think I should grow one?
- Yes! You could have a mustache as Henry Hart,
and as Kid Danger.
- Dude, if I had a mustache, then I would be Man Danger.
- I just got chills. - What?
- Hey, be quiet. - Why?
- Because I don't want Piper to walk in here
and hear you say that Henry is Kid Danger.
- Henry is Kid Danger!
Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger.
- See, that's what I didn't want to happen.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ahhh!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger!
- Why did you tell Otto that I'm Kid Danger, Charlotte?
- Yeah, not a great move, Charlotte.
- I didn't mean to! I was trying to get you guys
to stop saying that Henry is Kid Danger.
- Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger!
- I have a problem.
- Well, I have a solution.
Sorry, Otto. Blame Charlotte. - No!
You can't k*ll Otto!
It's not his fault.
- Yeah, it's your fault.
- Yeah, that's why I said, "Blame Charlotte."
- Look, we can talk about who's fault it is later.
- Yours.
- Right now we have to deal with the fact
that Piper is about to walk in here and hear...
- Henry is Kid Danger!
- Okay, new plan, new plan. You go outside
and stall Piper for as long as you can.
- How am I supposed to do that?!
- I don't know, just tell her
that you lost your retainer
and she needs to help you find it.
- I don't have a retainer! My teeth are perfect!
- I lost my retainer last week.
Been using a paper clip. Works just as well.
- I'm not gonna say I lost my retainer.
That's a terrible excuse.
- Okay, then make up a new excuse.
Okay, I don't care Charlotte, you're the smart one.
Alright, go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
- Hey, help me bring this seed sack inside.
- You can't go inside! - Why not?
- Because...
[ sighs ] I lost my retainer.
And I need you to help me find it.
- But your teeth are perfect.
- I know! Because... I have a retainer.
Which I lost,
and now my teeth are going crazy! Ahhh!
So, you gotta help me find it right now.
- Why can't you just use a paper cli--
- Girl code. - Really?
- Girl code.
- [ sighs ] Girl code.
Help me hide Otto upstairs
until we figure something out.
- Alright, but what do we tell Piper
when she comes back and there's no Otto?
- Uh...that someone broke in and stole him!
- YES. - Wait, where are you going?
- I've got a great idea, Henry!
- Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger!
- Yeah I know that Otto,
so shut your dang beak! Gahhhhh!
- What was that? - I don't know
but I think I saw my retainer in those bushes!
- Ahhhhh!
- What did you just do?!
- Oh, I threw a potted plant through your door.
- Whyyyyyy?
- To make this place look like a juicy crime scene.
You're welcome.
Alright, now hit me. In the face.
- Why--Why would I hit you in the face?
- 'Cuz when the cops get here
I need them to think that I put up a fight.
They're not gonna believe that a kid
with a mustache just ran away.
- Dangit, you're right.
- Yeah I am. Now hit me. In the face.
- What was that? - Nothing, nothing.
Just keep looking for my-- - I found it.
- Found what?
- Your retainer.
- Okay, thank-- wait, what?!
- I've got it right here.
- Wow... I can't believe it.
- Put it in. - I'm sorry?
- Put in your retainer.
You said your teeth were going crazy--ahhh!
And you needed your retainer right now.
So put it in.
Girl code.
- Really? - Girl code.
- Girl code.
Okay. Heeeere...we...go...
There we go...perfect.
- Oh my... What happened?!
- I tried to stop them...
- Who? - The robbers.
- What robb-- Where's Otto?!
- They took him. But not without a fight,
which you can see from my face.
- Where's Henry?
- Oh, he got scared and ran upstairs.
- Of course he did.
- I'm gonna go check on him.
- Who are you calling?
- The cops. This is obviously a juicy crime scene.
- It is a juicy crime scene isn't it?
- Hold still. Hold still, I'm trying to get it out.
- That hurts! - It trying to do it.
Do you want it out or not? - Yes I want it out...
- Okay then just chill. - Hurry up. Go, go.
- My gosh your teeth are perfect.
- I know get a lot of compliments.
- Guys, stop kissing, we have a crisis downstairs!
- What?! - We're not kissing!
- I'm just trying to get this retainer
out of Charlotte's mouth.
- Yeah, Piper made me put it in and now it's stuck!
- Hey, my retainer case.
Where'd you guys find this?
- This is your retainer?!
- If it came from that case, then yes.
So in a way, you're kinda kissing me.
- Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
- So where's Otto?
- Henry is Kid Danger!
[ watch beeps ]
- Hey what's up man?
We've got a little bit of a situation here--
- I heard Jasper has a mustache now. Lemme see it.
- Yeah, Jasper come here.
- Aw Captain Man that's a sweet 'stache!
- Are you kidding me? Schwoz!
I just saw Jasper's 'stache! It's sweet!
- You like?
- Yah. That is a very manly lip sweater.
- Has the whole world gone crazy?!
- Crazy for Jasper's 'stache.
You're getting a raise, buddy. - Yes!
- Look, later on we can all give some love
to Jasper's lip sweater.
- Can and will.
- But right now we got a problem, okay.
Because Piper's talking bird found out that I'm Kid Danger.
So now we're hiding it in my closet
so it doesn't tell the secret to everybody in Swellview!
- You got yourself into quite a pickle m'friend!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah... here's what I'm thinking.
Alright, I'm gonna go to a pet store.
I'm gonna find a bird that looks exactly like--
- Ehh ehh, that's stupid.
- Okay.
- What you need is a bird clone.
- What?
- Can you clone a bird? - Yah.
- He can clone a bird.
Whadda ya need? A feather? - Yah.
- He needs a feather.
- We can get a feather.
- Great. You get us a feather,
Schwoz clones a new bird
that don't know nothin' from nothin',
we k*ll the old one, swap in the new one,
badda boom badda bing,
me, Schwoz, and Jasper go to the batting cages.
- Yes! - Let'’s not k*ll the old one.
- Potahto-potato just bring us a feather.
- It'’s potato-potahto.
- Potahto-potato potato-potahto
just bring us a feather ya spicy tomahto.
- Byyyyyeeee!
- Alright, easy enough. I'll get a feather.
- Henry is Kid Danger!
- He really likes saying that.
- Yeah.
- Hi, Piper!
- Hi?
The cops are downstairs.
They want to talk to you and Henry.
- Thennnnnn we will go downstairs.
- Let's go.
- Fantastic. I'm excited.
Get a feather.
- Henry is Kid Danger!
- Did one of you just say something?
- Um I said...
"Henry kissed a stranger."
- Sure did.
- Mom told you to stop doing that.
- Okay, Otto...
you're not using all those feathers, are you?
Can I just... grab...one?
[ squawking, screaming ]
- G'ahhhh! [ squawks ]
- And then I caught the bird-thief's ninja star
in mid-air and I was gonna throw it back at him,
but I have a code. I won't k*ll.
I'm like Batman if Batman had a moustache.
- And what were you doing during all of this?
- I was...upstairs.
- Hiding? - No.
- Crying? - No!
- Just write down crying.
- Blondie was crying...
- Hey, what are you doing?
- I'm taking a bunch of all-by-my-selfies.
- All-by-my-selfies?
- Yeah. Sad pictures of me being alone
'cuz someone stole my bird.
I post 'em online and people give me attention.
- Huh. Does that work?
- Oh, heck yeah.
Look how many thoughts and prayers I've gotten.
- Wow that's a lotta T's-and-P's.
- Of course it is, look how sad I am.
- Hey, Pablo. - Sheri.
- This is our police sketch artist.
We need you and your cowardly friend
to tell him what the thief looked like.
- Oh, I don't think he got a good look at the perp.
This guy ran away pretty quickly.
- Ah ah ah ah ah.
Actually I didn't run away quickly, okay.
So uh, I actually did get a good look at the "perp."
I know exactly what "the perp" looks like.
- You do? - Yeah. I do.
- Then tell Pablo exactly what he looks like.
- Well I didn't say I knew "exactly" what he looked like.
- Oh you said "exactly."
- Did I? - With emphasis.
- Oh. Then I will describe to Pablo
exactly what he looked like.
[ pencil sharpener grinds ]
Wow. That's a lotta eye contact, Pablo...
[ screaming, squawking ]
- I got it!
- Henry is Kid Danger!
- Shut up, Otto!
Sorry for slamming the door.
- And his left eye was brown...
and his right eye... was also brown.
And that's all of the perp's face parts.
- Let's see it, Pablo.
- Is this the man who stole the bird?
- That's him. - Go get him, boys.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa who's this?
- That's my friend, Charlotte.
- Yeah, hi. Gotta go.
- Not so fast, Carla.
If that is your real name.
- It is not.
- She's good.
- A candlelight vigil is being held tonight
at a Swellview home for Otto,
Swellview Junior High's beloved class parrot.
Otto was kidnapped earlier today by this man.
- That's right, Mary.
A police department spokesperson said,
"Hey, wait. That guy looks familiar."
Let's go live at the candlelight vigil
with Brian Bender.
- Oh I know him!
He's Brian from the news,
where I work.
- Thanks, Mary.
I'm here with Piper Hart, who is sad.
- This isn't about me, Brian. It's about Otto,
and the GoFundYourself account I set up
for my pity party.
I am accepting donations now.
- That's very brave of you.
- I know.
- But good news-- police say
a specially-trained, bird-sniffing snake
is being brought right to this location
to help find Otto.
- Wait--what? - Yes...boy.
A special bird-sniffing snake is on its way,
and police say it will definitely pick up Otto's scent,
and lead them right to wherever the thief has hidden Otto.
- Oh. Okay. Great.
I will stay here, then.
- This has been Brian "The Fender" Bender
from the KLVY News team.
I'd like to give a shout out to Mary,
from the news, where I work.
- Hi.
[ phone line ringing ]
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up...
- Hey Henry, what's up?
- Hey, did Schwoz clone a new Otto yet?
- Hang on. Are we close?
- I think so!
- Schwoz says we're close.
- Alright well tell Schwoz to hurry up
because there's a bird-sniffing snake on its way,
and they're gonna find Otto in my closet
and everyone's gonna hear...
- The moon landing was fake!
- Hey! Wait a second, Otto stopped saying that--
- Henry is Kid Danger! - Dangit!
- Why can't you sneak Otto out of the house
before the bird-sniffing snake even gets there?
- Because my house is surrounded by people
holding up pics of candles on their phones
and donating to Piper's GoFundYourself account.
I need that new bird!
- Henry says you gotta hurry up and clone a new Otto.
- [ chuckles ]
Okay, anytime you say "hurry up and clone"
that's when the mistakes happen.
- But it's safe, right?
Like, you've cloned things before?
- Yah, I've cloned myself, bu--
I mean... I myself have cloned...
many things. That are not me.
- Schwoz did you clone yourself?
- Nnnnoooo...
- Yeah see, the way you're saying, "Nnnnnnoooo..."
makes me think you really have cloned yourself.
- Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too.
- The long "no" makes him sound like he's lying, right?
- Oh, totally. The short "no" is always true.
The long "no" that means he's lying.
- Oh, good! The clone is done!
Everyone can move on.
- Oh wow! - Oooooh!
- He looks exactly like Otto.
- Yah, that's the point, sweetheart.
- Hey, it's exactly the same in every way?
- Mmmm, pretty much.
It just hasn't learned to say, "Henry is Kid Danger."
- Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger!
- Nice goin', sweetheart.
- So how long did it take you to grow that sweet 'stache?
- 'Bout four days.
- Four days? That's it?
- I was in Iowa.
- Ahh, that makes sense.
[ rock music plays ]
- Anybody here call for a bird-sniffin' snake?!
[ cheers ]
- Hey! What's the holdup?!
The bird sniffing snake is here!
- Yeah, we had a little problem with the first clone.
[ ding ]
But the new-new clone is done and we're leaving right now.
- Wait, wait. What was the problem with first clone?
- Schwoz said, "Henry is Kid Danger"
in front of it, and--
- Henry is Kid Danger! Henry is Kid Danger!
Henry is Kid Danger!
- We'll call you back.
- No, no, no, no-- don't, don't, don't, don't!
- Is this a candlelight vigil or a library?
I said...ANYBODY HERE CALL
FOR A BIRD-SNIFFING SNAKE?!
[ cheers ]
[ ding ]
- Henry is Kid Danger.
- Henry is Kid Danger. - G'ahhh!
- Nooo! - Henry is Kid Danger.
- Shut up all of you! - Henry is Kid Danger.
- Whhyyy! Why! - Henry is Kid Danger...
- Hurry up, Schwoz! Henry is freaking out!!
- I told you, when you hurry the cloning process,
that's when you get a lot of problems.
- We are out of time just give me something,
anything, that looks like a bird!
- Yeah give him a bird, Schwoz!
- Fine! He's not ready yet, but here's your bird!
- Ahhh!
- Eh, I can sell it.
[ cheering, rock music ]
- Okay, okay, stop! STOP!
- What's the problem?
- The problem is that you've been showboating
for ten minutes!
Are you gonna let the snake out so it can find Otto or not?
- Yes, I will let it out.
After the congaaaa liiiiiiiiine!!!
- Yeahhh!
- No! No conga lines!
Just use your stupid snake to find Otto!
What is wrong with you?!
- Alright people, hero comin' through!
Make a hole, make it wide!
- Ohhh, look! It's Captain Man!
- And he's got the real Otto!
- Did you find Otto?!
- I sure did, little girl! Here ya go!
- Yay--ooh. - Ooh.
- W-w... what happened to him?
It looks like he's been microwaved or something.
- Oh well, yanno...
the sickos that bird-napped him
did not treat him very well.
- Aww. - Awwww.
- But when I found those people,
I b*at 'em up!
[ cheers]
I mean I really did a number on 'em!
Otto's back people!
[ crowd chanting ] Otto! Otto!
- Captain Man! Captain Man!
[ crowd chanting ] Captain Man! Captain Man!
- There you go.
Told ya I could sell it. - Yep.
- Henry is Kid Danger. - Henry is Kid Danger.
- Welcome back to "Cooking With Accents!"
Susan is preparing an ambitious bake
with ginger bread and cardamom.
Let's hear what the judges have to say.
- Henry is Kid Danger. - Henry is Danger...
- The birds are too loud I can't hear the judges!
- Yah! Or their funny accents!
- Jasper, will you turn up the volume?
- Good idea. - I got a better idea.
Let's turn the volume down on the birds.
Permanently. - NO!
- Ahhh!
- Are you okay? - You zapped Jasper in the face.
- Charlotte's fault. - It was Ray's fault.
- You sh*t off my mustache!
- Noooooooooo!
- It was an accident. Charlotte hit my zapper!
- What were you thinking?!
- You know, at least the birds shut up.
- At least the birds shut up.
- At least the birds shut up.
At least the birds shut up. At least the birds shut up.
- No, no!
At least the birds shut up. At least the birds shut up.
At least the birds shut up.
- Gimme, ahhh!
- Ahhh!
- At least the birds shut up. At least the birds shut up...
05x10 - Grand Theft Otto
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.