[ music ]
[ children laughing ]
- Whoah! - Ha!
- Yes!
- Gooood girl...
there you go... [ clicks tongue ]
Aaaand hup! - [ whinnies ]
- Beautiful jump...
- That's why kids shouldn't play with flame throwers.
- You're telling me dude. - Yea I am telling you.
- I don't know how that kid-- Hey! Woah!
- Hey guys. - Glad you're alive.
- Schwoz, what is this?! - Owwww!
- Who are all these weird-looking freaks?!
- They're my family.
- [ whinnies ]
- That kid has a beard.
- Yah, so cute.
Zed's baby beard hasn't fallen out yet.
But when it does, the beard fairy will come and--
- Gonna stop ya right there, Schwoz.
- Thank you.
- You know as much as I love having your family here,
I hate it. Soooo...
Everybody out!
- But I asked you if they could come visit for a week
and you said, "Yeah, sure, whatever Schwoz."
- Dude, why would you say that? - I didn't!
- Yah you did. - When?
- I asked you three months ago,
because you can't think that far ahead
so you just say yes to anything.
- That is so not true.
Hey, can Jasper and I get raises in three months?
- What? Yeah, sure, whatever
that's like a million years away.
- Thanks! - Yes!
- Look, let's just get some churros.
- Right. Cause churros fix everything.
- Zed! Stop pulling your baby beard.
It will fall out naturally.
- That's what I need baby. - One churro--
Two churros, please. - Thank you.
-No churros available.
- What did you say?
-Did I stutter? No churros available.
- Hey! Hey, what?!
How come the Auto-Snacker is out of churros?!
- Oh, Larry's kids ordered a ton of them.
- What?! Ah, COME ON! Man, we just--
we just got back from saving the city
from Arson Boy-- FROM ARSON BOY.
We can't even get a churro!
We can't even get a churro!
- Yah! - Owww!!!
Okay! Okay!
- No no no. No bad words.
- You! You--gah!!! - Bury it down.
Bury it down. - He's a jerk!
- I know. I know. - He's a jerk, man.
- Just count to ten. - He hurt my butt.
- I know. I know. It's alright.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey...
Come with me.
- Where?
- Just follow my lead.
- Okay.
- Uhh...so uhh...
Kid Danger and I are gonna go uhh...
use the bathroom together.
- Nope. - Yep. So uhh...
don't come looking for us for a looong time.
- What? Dude, I am not gonna use the bathroom--
- It's kinda dark in here, dude.
- Welcome to the Mannex.
- Wow!
What's the Mannex?
- It's a secret room where I hang out
when everyone's buggin' me.
Jasper, Charlotte, Schwoz...
up until today, you.
- Fair.
- So...
what do you think?
- I love this place and I never wanna leave.
- This whole place is secret, dude.
Secret chairs. Secret wings.
Secret sauce. Nobody knows it's here.
- Oh there you guys are!
- Noooooo!
- Whoa, what is this room?
- Japser, what are you doing here?
- What? Zed's baby beard just fell out.
You guys wanna touch it?
- No I dont wanna touch it! That's gross.
- Jasper, Schwoz says
Zed has to put the beard under his pillow
or the beard fairy won't come.
- I was just showing Ray and Henry!
- What is this room?
- Just get out of here and stop asking questions.
- I have a question.
- Gah! - Seriously?!
- Is it cool if my cousin Larry
borrows your toothbrush?
- No! - Too late.
Hey, what is this room?
- N-n-nnnuh! It's a secret room, and it's ours.
- Well, I want a secret room!
- Me too! - With wings...
- Yeah. - And a chair...
- Yeah! - And a poster of fighter pilots
with a picture of my face taped over one of them.
- Eh...
- Then go make your own room.
This room is for--
this room is for crime fighters only.
[ gasps ]
- So you don't think we help fight crime?
- Of course you "help".
You know? But we're uhh...
we're out there fighting Arson Boy.
- That's right. - So unless you got torched
by a twelve year old with a flame thrower uhh...
- Get out!
- I am not leaving.
- C'mon let's go! - Get out.
- I don't want to get... - Get out.
- I am not moving. - Out, come on.
- Keep moving.
- All of you out.
- Some people just don't know their place.
What?
Ahhh!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ahhh!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- ♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU... ♪
AND I'LL NEVER FALL OFF...
- Dad, a little help with this karaoke machine.
- I'm helping by testing it out.
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU... ♪
♪ TOP DAWG I'M A BOSS...
- I'd love it if you helped by lifting!
[ doorbell rings ] - I'll get it.
Aw Piper, what'd ya do?
- Ahhh!
Thanks for the help, dad.
- You're welcome.
- That wasn't a real thanks...
it was a fake thanks...
which my tone implied...
- How can I help you officers?
- Your daughter Piper here is in big trouble.
- Ah, woah woah woah woah woah...
I'm sorry officers.
Yeah, I'm just trying
to take this karaoke machine to work.
And I feel like if I hear what you have to say
I'll get involved. So 'scuse me...
'scuse me, dad... 'scuse me, thank you.
And I...am... 'scuse me...
Gone!
- What'd she do? Jaywalk?
Litter? Steal a rich girl's pony?
- She hit me with her car.
- Ooo that's new!
- You were standing in the middle of the street!
- She was doing the Waikiki challenge!
- I'm sorry, what is the Waikiki Challenge?
- It's where one cop takes a video of their partner
hula dancing around the patrol car.
- I was mid-hula
when your daughter plowed over me.
- I said I was sorry!
- So are we!
Now we gotta do a buncha paperwork.
- Plus we gotta make all that soup!
- Yeah. - Because of Piper?
- Nah nah nah nah nah, 'see...
once a week one squad car makes soup
for all the other officers.
- Tomorrow's our turn.
Oh man it's gonna be an all-nighter.
- Yeahhh.
Anyways, we just wanted to bring her by
so yous could give her a hug before we take her to jail.
- I appreciate it.
Bring it in.
You're gonna do great in jail.
- Wait! What if I made the soup?
- What are you saying, baby girl?
- You guys need soup.
I need to not go to jail.
- Whoa whoa whoa,
you trying to bribe us with soup?
- What?! No. No, I was--
- 'Cuz if you are, we're in. - Yeah!
- I mean, if you're half as good at makin' soup
as you are at runnin' over cops I can't wait to taste it.
I can't wait!
- Well great!
What kind of soup do you guys want?
- Doesn't matter.
As long as it's scalding hot
and filled to the tippy top
of whatever pot you're cookin' it in.
- Oh it will be.
- Great, let's get those cuffs off you.
- Oh, I took 'em off in the back of your cop car.
- She's good.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- Wow. - Yup.
Wow.
[ children laughing ]
- Henry! Can you help me?
Winnie stepped on a mysterious key that
we think leads to a treasu-- - Nah nah nah nah nah.
I'm just trying to get this karaoke machine
to a secret room okay, Larry.
- Yeah, but we think the key
opens a magic chest full of treasure.
- If I listen I'll end up involved
and I do not want that.
- But it could lead to an adventure!
- La-la-la-la-la-la I'm exiting...
- ♪ PERFECT TAN, AND GLORIOUS HAAAAIR ♪
♪ HE PROTECTS ALLLL SWELLVIEW MAN AND WOOOO-MANNNNN ♪
♪ KIIIIIND!
♪ Especially moms
Hey!
- Dude, why would you have me go all the way home
and get my dad's karaoke machine
when you already had one right here?!
- Great question.
So uh... turn your machine off
so I can go back to singing.
- It's not on.
- Well where's that music coming from?
Schwoz's family?
- Nnnno, it's definitely not them,
they found this magic key or something.
- Nah-nah-nah don't tell me
I don't want to get involved. - Smart.
C'mon. Let's follow that tune.
- I think I can make it your party.
But I might be in jail.
It depends if I can make enough soup
to pay off the cops.
- Piper, you can't use every can we have
to make your bribe soup.
- Can I call you back? Yeah, it's him.
The cops said
that it has to be filled to the tippy top.
Does that look like the tippy top to you?
- It's pretty close.
- Do you want me to go to jail?
You know, sometimes I think
that you want me to go to jail.
- I don't want you to go to jail.
- Then hand me that can.
- Piper, you can't put this in there.
It's creamed possum.
- You can put anything in soup.
It's just gotta be wet.
See. It's fine.
[ muffled music playing ]
[ dance music playing ]
[ voice echoes ] ♪ Ladies love Schwoz
- THEY DO NOT!
- Hey! - What happened?
- I happened! - I also happened.
- Uhhhh, what are you doing in our secret room?
- Uhhhh, why do you have a secret room?
- 'Cuz that's what you told us to do
when you kicked us out of your secret room.
Remember? "Go make your own room.
This room is for crime fighters only."
- Dude, don't talk like this. Why would you do that?
- No, you do that! - I don't do that, Charlotte.
- Is that...
is that a party sized churro?!
- Dios mio!
- Ah ah ah ah...
this is a "fiesta-sized" churro,
and you guys can't have any.
- Yeah, this room is for non-crime fighters only.
- Oooh. - Oh.
- Yeah, so you need to get your butts outta here.
- Don't you tell me where to put my butt, Charlotte.
- Okay, woah! Woah! Woah!
- Ahhh!
- He's wearing my colors man!
Geez.
Look, let's make a deal.
- What kind of a deal?
- You guys get to keep your room all to yourselves...
- Love it. - Hate it.
- Okay, I'm not-- I'm not done...
I'm not done.
Me and Ray,
we get to keep our room all to ourselves...
- Our room is lame. - Still love it.
- BUT, BUT...
Ray and I take the fiesta-sized churro with us.
- YES! Yes! We uh--we get the churro.
- Deal. - Deal.
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
- God I love you.
- Yeah...
you can take the churro... - Yes.
- When you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
- What?
- Aw, no... - What are you doing?
- NOOOOOOO!
- Okay, okay, Schwoz.
- Enjoy your churro.
- Ewww.
- Okay. Okay...
I'm gonna blow up the Man Cave.
- Should I follow him, or...?
- We should all follow him.
- Yay! - Weeee!
- Wooo!
- Ray, the magic key unlocked a chest
full of gold coins and treasures--
- Yeah yeah, I don't want to get involved!
- But we just want to share the treasure with everybody.
- What did I just say, Larry?!
Huh?! What did I just say?!
- Ray, what is that thing?
- It's the Man Cave self-destruct button.
In the case of dire emergency,
or if I need to prove a point,
I press this thing
and it starts a countdown clock.
And when that clock says zero,
the Man Cave says boom!
- Ray, do not blow up the Man Cave!
- Oh, I won't have to. They're gonna back down.
This is how the big boys negotiate.
Trust me. - I do not trust you.
- Well you better trust me, Henry.
Or I'll blow up the Man Cave!
- Okay! I trust you!
- See? That's how it works.
- Ray, no! - Don't blow up the Man Cave!
- You can have our room! - No, he can't!
[ all yelling ]
- Calm down!
- Hey! Listen to me!
I am a shallow, impulsive,
immature, man-child.
So you will apologize to both of us
and make us a fiesta-sized churro.
Or I will blow this whole thing sky high.
- Well, I will hit this button myself
before I apologize to you.
- Well, I will blow up the Man Cave
if we don't all stop fighting!
We're friends. If we can't get along,
then we don't deserve a Man Cave.
- Well, I don't think
that anybody should blow up the Man Cave,
ever, for any reason.
And I actually think we should all just take
our hands away from the button. Okay?
- Well I am feeling left out!
-Man Cave self-destruct activated.
- Who touched the button?!
- I didn't!
- I think you did it!
- I was never going to hit it!
I was only bluffing!
- You couldn't have been bluffing!
I was bluffing! - This is all your fault!
[ all yelling ]
- HHHHEEEEYYYY!!
Is this place really gonna self-destruct?
[ alarm ringing ]
- Um...yes.
- And you really can't stop it?
- Um...no.
- Oh my god! - Ahhh!
- Hurry up with that soup.
- Unless yous want to go to jail.
- We're on our way!
- Oh, no, no, no...
she's gotta carry it herself.
- And she can't spill a drop.
- Really?! Not one drop?
- Nope. That's the law.
- That doesn't sound like the law.
- And yet... it is.
- Gaa... - Hmmmk...
- Shut up!
- Gah... - Oooo...
- N-no no no...
[ all screaming ]
- Waaaiiiittt!!! - What?!
- I left my dad's karaoke machine inside!
Do you think there's still time--
[ expl*si*n ]
- Ahhhhhh!!! Our soup!
- Don't spill it! - Careful, Piper!
- Shaking news-- something is happening.
- Everybody panic!
- Sweet Valley High,
this is shaking my bacon.
- Whoahhhhhh.
- Whoah.
- I don't want to go to jail!
- Are we causing the ground to shake?!
- No!
- Great gumdrops!
- Ahhhh!
- Beeee calm, my brothers!
Beeee calm
and we'll all make it out a-hive!
- I can't believe it...
- We blew up the Man Cave...
- Yeah.
- We did.
- You maniacs!
You blew it up!
Ohhhh, dang you!
Gosh dang you all as well!
- I can't believe you didn't spill a drop
during that weird, poorly timed earthquake.
- You must really not want to go to jail.
- I sure don't!
- Let's sign the papers and officially
take possession of the soup...
- If you're cookin' is half as good as your balance.
the whole station's gonna eat well tonight.
[ laughter ]
- Maybe it's not as bad as we think.
Or maybe it's worse.
- She's right.
This is worse than the other ones.
- I know.
- What other ones?
- Oh, the other Man Caves we've blown up.
Schwoz built, like, ten of 'em.
- Yeah.
- I'm terribly sorry, what?
- I didn't build just one Man Cave.
Ray is very irresponsible.
- It's true.
- So I built one Man Cave and nine spare Man Caves,
each one below the other.
Let's see, we started with ten Man Caves,
we've blown up five so far, which leaves...
- Hey. Hey!
What do you mean
you've blown up five Man Caves so far?
- Well, the first one was an accident.
Granted.
The second one was a prank gone very wrong.
Umm...
The third one got invaded by Mole People.
- Egh, I hate Mole People. - Oh my god, they're the worst.
- Wait, Mole People are real?!
- Yes, and they are impossible to get rid of.
Uhhhh, oh-- the fourth one...
I saw this spider right,
I went to get a tissue, and turned around,
couldn't find it for the life of me,
so, obviously...
- [ makes expl*si*n sound ]
- Uhhhh...
fifth one got blown up over a churro--
oh you guys were there for that one.
- Woahhhh woah woah... so you're saying
that there's more Man Caves right below this one?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I wouldn't risk blowing up our only Man Cave
over a churro. That would be crazy.
- Who wants to see the new Man Cave?
- Eeeeee.
- Whoah.
- [ giggles ]
- [ inhales ]
It's got that new Man Cave smell.
- This is amazing.
- It looks exactly the same.
- Sure does. - Yeah.
- Okay. First things first.
Let's put the self-destruct button away
before someone accidentally hits it again.
- Grrr!
- What's that?! - It's a mole person!
- MOLE PEOPLE NEVER DIE!!!!!
[ alarm sounds ]
-Man Cave self-destruct activated.
- Back in the elevator, people...
- And here is your bribe receipt.
- Thank you.
- Do I smell possum?
- Creamed.
- I love that.
- Easy, Walnut.
Let's wait until we get that soup down to the station.
[ rumble ] - Ahhhh!
- Shaking news again!
- Everybody keep panicking!
- Whoahhhhh
- I wasn't even supposed to work today!
- Ahhhh! Ahh! - Oooh! Oooh!
05x12 - Secret Room
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.