05x20 - Henry Danger: The Musical

[bunniefuu]

[ music ]

FRANKINI: Why isn't it working?!

[ Machine turns on, but makes a strained, squeaky sound ]

I paid a lot of money for this machine

and it's supposed to make everyone in Swellview

sing and dance and act like they're in a musical!

- Yeah, why would you want to do that?

- Because it's summer! And it's fun!

And there's nothing better than a city-wide,

nonstop, mind-controlled musical in the summer!

- Okay.

I found your problem.

Somethin's blockin' the low-frequency

melodic emission antenna.

- Well how do you fix it?!

[ grunts ]

- Goomer! - You found me!

Only took ya six days.

- What were you doing in there?

- I was playin hide and seek. Your turn!

One... two...seven umm...

- Stop it, Goomer!

It's not time for hide and seek.

- Yeah it's time to pay me. - Of course.

I'll pay you fifty thousand volts of electricity.

- I get it. You're gonna tase m--

[ Goomer laughs ]

♪ Heeeere... weeee... gooo... ♪

ha ha ha.

[ music ]

[ phone rings ]

[ yawns ] - What?

♪ Henry, you gotta get over here! ♪

♪ Why are you singing?

♪ Why am I singing?!

♪ Just brush your teeth and get over here! ♪

♪ Can you smell my breath through the phone? ♪

- What? No. Listen!

♪ Someone put a musical curse over this town! ♪

- Really?! - Really!

♪ Has it infected everybody else? ♪

♪ Go downstairs and see for yourself... ♪

♪ Something's going on!

♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪

♪ I'm stuck in a song!

♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪

♪ Captain Man! Tell us can you hear us?! ♪

♪ I'm doing this against my will! ♪

♪ Yeah, there's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪

♪ This is so not chill!

♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪

♪ Hey Kid Danger, did you hear us?! ♪

- Henry, where are you going?!

♪ I hate to be a jerk, but I gotta go to work, ♪

♪ y'know, sell the junk and the stuff. ♪

♪ But Henry haven't you heard?! ♪

♪ We're singing every word!

♪ Like thiiiiiis!

♪ It's totally out of our control! ♪

♪ Sorry fam I gotta rolllllll!

♪ Not a key change!

♪ In case you're just tuning in, ♪

♪ there's a musical curse over Swellview. ♪

♪ My middle name is Debbie...

- Good god, Mary.

♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! Mary Debbie Gaperman! ♪

♪ Captain Man! Kid Danger! ♪

♪ Can you save us?!

♪ In other news a Swellview woman is pregnant ♪

♪ but not with what you'd expect-- ♪

- We interrupt this program... for ME!

♪ Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand! ♪

♪ In case you didn't notice,

♪ there's a musical curse o'er the land, my bad... ♪

♪ or good!

♪ 'cuz this is the way that it should be! ♪

♪ I have control of all of your speakers, ♪

♪ I'm blasting a special low frequency, ♪

♪ and now Swellview is perfect! ♪

♪ Musically extra perfect!

♪ Just like me!

Ta ta for now...

♪ Oh nooooooooooo!!!

♪ What did I miss?

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.

Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

[ music ]

♪ What are we gonna do?

♪ I'm trying to find Frankini.

♪ What are we gonna do?

♪ He's gotta be hiding somewhere! ♪

♪ What are we gonna doooooo?

[ elevator dings ]

- Hen! - Finally.

♪ Sorry it took me so-- Ooo, Hen! ♪

♪ You'll never believe what happened. No, I know. ♪

♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview. Yeah, I know. ♪

♪ And you'll never believe who did it. ♪

♪ Frankini. Frankini! Yeah, I know! ♪

♪ Ooo, Hen! You'll never believe ♪

♪ how he did it. The speakers. ♪

♪ He took control of the speakers. ♪

♪ Yeah, I know! And then put out ♪

♪ a weird kinda frequency and now we have to sing! ♪

♪ Jasper!

- Yeah?

♪ Thanks for filling me in. Sure! ♪

- Let's see if I can trace the source

of Frankini's last live-stream.

- Find the source then we can hack his sys--

- Hey! Hey, hey.

- Why aren't you singing? Why aren't I singing?!

Is it over? Did we break the curse?

We broke the curse!

♪ I'm glad we broke the curse, I was panicked at first. ♪

♪ Wait what? Now I'm singing again... ♪

- Yeah, well sometimes in musicals

there's like a little moment in between songs

where people can talk normally. - Okay.

- But it usually doesn't last very long.

♪ 'Cuz soon they break into sooooooo-oooonng! ♪

♪ Yay a key change!

- No, no, stop, stop, stop, STOP!

Please be seated.

[ music ]

♪ When I was a boy,

♪ I auditioned for a musical,

♪ it was a musical about cats.

- Was it Cats?

♪ It doesn't really matter, Charlotte. ♪

♪ Tryin to tell a story here.

♪ Please listen. Thank you. ♪

Anyway, on the day of the audition...

♪ I wore underwear...

♪ Underwear with cats! Like in the musical! ♪

♪ That's how I knew this role would be mine stat! ♪

- What is "stat?" - Means like "soon."

- Yeah, like "ASAP," kinda. - It's used a lot by doctors.

- Ah gotcha, gotcha.

♪ Are you guys done?

♪ I'm kinda pouring my heart out here! ♪

♪ Anyway, I meow'd! I meow'd! ♪

♪ Oh, I meow'd! Like I'd studied cats at Yale! ♪

♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! ♪

♪ And I shook my tush,

♪ like my tush had a bushy little tail! ♪

- Do... cats have bushy tails?

- Yah, don't embarrass yourself, dude.

- Pretty sure that's squirrels. - Or rabbits.

- What's with all the side chats?!

♪ It's just that we can tell ♪

♪ what happens in the end ♪

- Ha! That I doubt.

♪ You didn't get the role

♪ it went to someone else who tried out. ♪

- Eh, iregardless.

- Not a word.

♪ Ever since that day I've had a hatred for musicals. ♪

♪ So whoever caused this curse-- ♪

- You know it was Frankini.

- Yeah, we've been singing like this over an hour.

- Yeah he said it on the news. - Yah, pay attention.

- Oh, yeah.

♪ So, Franki-i-i-ini...

- Oh, god. I smell a high note.

Plug your ears!

♪ Will payyyyyyyyyy!

- Ayye! That was my favorite vase!

- You have a favorite vase?

- I did...

- Hey, guys!

Frankini was just spotted outside of Swellview Park.

- Bold move showing his face in public.

- We're gonna show his face our fists

and stop this musical curse.

- Nice. - Wait!

The Swellview Summer Market is going on at the park right now, isn't it?

- Yeah, so?

- Oh man, the times I had there...

♪ Every summer we would go down to the park ♪

♪ the long days would fade into the-- ♪

- Yeah, don't go there. - No.

- Yeah, yeah, not the time. Not the time.

[ music ]

♪ Ice cream! Ice cream! ♪

♪ Ice cream! Ice cream! Fresh corn on the cob! ♪

♪ I've got hot dogs! Ice cream! Ice cream! ♪

♪ Fresh corn on the cob! I've got hot dogs! ♪

♪ Fresh corn on the cob! Beeeeans! Pinto beeeeans! ♪

♪ Fresh corn on the cob! I've got hot dogs! ♪

♪ Listen to them sing!

♪ I'm bursting at the seams!

♪ They're having so much fun! ♪

♪ Do you know what this means?

- They're hungry? - No! They love me.

- Oh. I'm hungry.

♪ Here, go get some beans.

♪ Yay! I sure do love--

- Stop singing! Just go.

[ gasps ] - Frankini?!

- Well, no need to be star stuck,

even though the star is here.

Well, I just came by to see how much

everyone is loving the musical gift

I've graciously given Swellview.

So...?

- I'll sing for the group.

♪ We hate it! We hate it! ♪

♪ We hate your stupid curse!

♪ We're sick of all the singing ♪

♪ and think you're the worst!

♪ We're sick of all the singing ♪

♪ and think you're the worst!

- That's not what he wanted to hear.

- I don't understand.

How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?

- Want an example? - Sure.

♪ These bro guys, these jocks ♪

♪ they're stuck here in your trance ♪

♪ they wanna throw the football but are forced to dance ♪

♪ instead of playing football they are forced to dance ♪

- Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring

and don't understand the concept of whimsy--

CAPTAIN MAN: Step aside, Frankini!

♪ Enter the heroes!

- Well, well...

♪ Kid Danger! The Captain! ♪

♪ So nice of you to show!

♪ Sorry but Frankini it is time to go! ♪

♪ The heroes tell the villain that it's time to go! ♪

- That's right. - Yeahhhhh.

♪ Listen Frankini we've all had a wonderful, magical, ♪

♪ sing-songy day.

♪ Not. [ gasps ]

- That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic.

♪ My sidekick and I will decide to not fight you ♪

♪ if you make this curse go away. ♪

- Hot. - Well...

♪ You've stated your case and I'll swear to your face ♪

♪ you'll stop singing at eight on the dot. ♪

- Ah, great. - Not.

[ Everyone gasps ]

- Then you'll be fought!

♪ The heroes and the villain couldn't strike a deal! ♪

♪ So they are squaring off to fight, like, for real! ♪

♪ His arm is drawing back.

♪ Here comes a punch att*ck.

♪ One two three...

- I say...

- Does this happen often?

- I think you know it doesn't.

- I got this. Face kick!

[ laughs ]

♪ Sorry boys, but you don't have a chance. ♪

♪ The only fights in musicals are fights through dance. ♪

♪ They cannot hurt Frankini cuz-- ♪

- Yeah we got it! - We get it.

♪ Sorry.

- Ooo, also, before you try to sh**t me

with those little lasers...

All weapons in musical theater are props.

♪ That does it!

♪ At this point they should know ♪

♪ that fighting will not work.

♪ They'll have to find another way ♪

♪ to b*at this jerk.

♪ Frankini set the rules.

♪ The heroes look like fools... ♪

[ music ]

♪ Listen, I could do this little song and dance all day ♪

♪ but I could use an intermission, just like on Broad-way ♪

Goomer! - Beans?

- Catch me!

♪ Exit the villain!

[ witch-like cackle ]

- Alright. We defeated Frankini.

And he ran away.

Because we defeated him.

♪ Not true and you know it.

- Alright, fine.

- Hey. He did say something about an intermission.

So maaaybe the curse will be over in the morning...?

[ music ]

[ phone rings ]

Ray?

♪ It's not over!

[ music ]

♪ Jasper, do you have a three? Go fish. ♪

- Rats! - Let's see.

♪ Henry, do you have a king? Henry? Henry! ♪

- Ah! Sorry, sorry, I'm just sick of this musical curse.

I mean what if it goes on forever, man?

What if it goes on forever? Man?

What if that what if that what if that?

What it that? Man.

- Calm down.

The smarties are over there trying to track down

the location of Frankini's lair right now.

- Yeah, well the quote unquote "SMARTIES"

are taking quote unquote "A LONG TIME!"

- Not helping. - Don't you air quote me.

- Kid, that's not how it's done.

Watch and learn...

Hey Schwoz, what're you doing right now?

Something super smart, I bet!

- Aww! Well...

♪ I'm hacking into the main frame ♪

♪ so we can go find what's-his-name ♪

♪ using this appliance...

♪ science, science, science...

♪ breaking only one or two laaaaaws! ♪

♪ It really is impressive!

♪ How else can I express it?

♪ Aww... that's why you have a Schwoz! ♪

♪ Doodle-ee-doo!

- "Doodle-eedoo?" - Yeah, what's with you?

- The more you compliment them, the faster they'll work.

Watch. Hey, Char!

Bet you're pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh?

My little genius? - Aww. Well...

♪ I did a scan of the whole town ♪

♪ the night that everything went down. ♪

♪ Soon I'll know the source and after that of course ♪

♪ can show you on the map with a staaaar! ♪

♪ Man, you are amazing. Really trailblazing! ♪

♪ I really like your brain, dude. ♪

♪ Truly is insane, dude!

♪ And, not being sarcastic: your hair looks fantastic! ♪

♪ Awww, that's why you have a Char! ♪

♪ Doodle-ee-doo!

- Well how do you know if you compliment them

they'll work faster? - Done!

♪ Doodle-ee-doo.

- Hokay. We have determined that Frankini's

frequency blast yesterday came from right here.

- Wow, you really did have a star.

Didn't just say that to rhyme with "Char." Respect.

- You are so sweet today! - Yeah.

- Anyway, it looks like Frankini is hiding out

in the abandoned karaoke club up on Alpine Street.

- Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo?

I used to sing in the yodeling competitions there.

First place got a trophy made of cheese.

You wouldn't think a karaoke club

would have high-quality trophy cheese.

But this place?

This place was different.

♪ The best cheese that I ever, ever had. I used to go there with my dear ol'-- ♪

- No. Thank you.

- Yeah, not the right time again, huh.

- So, what's the plan?

- Well, now that we know where Frankini is,

I can hack in and shut down whatever machine he's using

to send out this musical curse.

It'll take me like five seconds.

- Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!

Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!

- It might take me longer than that.

[ a call comes in ]

- Hey, we're getting a call.

- Yeah, and it's coming from...

[ gasps ]

Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo?!

- Frankini's calling us?!

- So our whole song was pointless.

- Let's just hide. Come on.

- Okay, dude. Let's blow a ball...

- And talk to Frankini.

- What? Man I set you up perfectly for--

- "...and take this call".

- Yeah. - I hear it now.

[ music ]

- Goomer looks at the camera and says "Hello".

Hello.

FRANKINI: Just introduce me!

- Oh. Live, from Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo, it's Frankini!

- Hey boys...

♪ Nice running into you at the park! ♪

♪ What a show... exclamation mark! ♪

- Mind if I...? - Go for it.

- Cool.

♪ Hey Frankini, not a fan. Yeah! ♪

♪ So Kid Danger and Captain Man... Yeah! ♪

♪ Will find a way to make this curse kerplop. Yeah! ♪

- Hey, dude? - YEAH!

- You gotta stop.

- YEA--y'know, as I was doing it, it felt annoying.

- Anyways...

♪ You tried to punch me yesterday ♪

♪ but Frankini no play that way. ♪

♪ So if you wanna fight, and you do f'sho, ♪

♪ here's how it's gonna go...

Six, seven, eight.

♪ Meet me here tonight.

♪ We're gonna have a singing fight ♪

♪ you can bring anyone you know. ♪

♪ Outsing me, and the curse will go! ♪

♪ Did I hear you wrong...

♪ you and us are gonna fight by song?! ♪

♪ But you can bring a friend with you. ♪

♪ Outsing me and the curse is through! Ooo! ♪

♪ And we're gonna live stream it! ♪

♪ Be a shame to do it alone...

♪ yeah, we're gonna live stream it ♪

♪ to the Swellviewers at ho-o-ome! ♪

♪ Meet me here tonight

♪ we're gonna have a singing fight ♪

♪ and you can bring anyone you know outsing me... ♪

♪ Yeah-- - Shut up, Goomer!

♪ Outsing me! Yeah-- ♪

♪ Outsing me and the curse will ♪

♪ No! No! No! No! ♪

♪ Gooooooo! K, thanks, bye! ♪

- Grrrr!!

♪ Who are we gonna bring?

♪ We need help to fight Frankini. ♪

♪ Who are we gonna bring? By fight I mean to out-sing. ♪

♪ Who are we gonna briiiiiing?

- Oooh! I know!

♪ I'll call my ex girlfriend

♪ she's a singing teacher.

♪ Didn't she say she'd break your legs ♪

♪ if ever you tried to reach her? ♪

- She was just keedding.

But, yah, let's be safe and keep thinking...

- Guys! Where's Ray?

- He said he was going to go take a steam shower.

- That was like an hour and a half ago...

- So he's halfway done.

[ computer alert ]

- It's a video message from Ray.

- He's sending us a video from the steam shower?

- Nope.

[ jaunty music ]

- Hey, everybody. You may have noticed by now

that I am not in the steam shower.

You may also have noticed that I am not singing.

And there's no music playing in the...

And there's no music playing in the background.

The reason I'm not singing is because

I have left Swellview.

[ everyone gasps ]

- Now I know what you're thinking,

"Ray is just running away because he's ashamed

of what happened yesterday at the Swellview Summer Market..."

- You are. - That is what we think.

- Accurate. - Obviously.

- That's not why I left.

I'm not ashamed. I left Swellview because

I can't punch or kick my way out of this problem.

You saw what happened yesterday at the Swellview Summer Market.

I'm ashamed!

- Yeah, we know. - We know.

- So I'm sorry, but I can never return to Swellview.

Believe me, this is harder for me than it is for y--

Ooo my breakfast is here! Gotta go! Click!

♪ What are we gonna do?!

- Who are we looking at? - I don't know.

[ music ]

♪ We've got breaking news!

♪ I'm Mary Debbie Gaperman!

♪ That's not the breaking news. ♪

♪ It's about the musical curse we've been captured in. ♪

- Right!

♪ Listen to these people who... ♪

♪ Saw Captain Man as he ran.

♪ Just today. Take it away, witnesses... ♪

♪ As we were driving to our shifts at the park, ♪

♪ we saw the Captain in a mood most dark. ♪

♪ We followed him to see...

♪ that he was trying to flee.

♪ He went beyond the Swellview border! ♪

- Woo! Bravo!

♪ Mary Debbie Gaperman, do you know what this means? ♪

♪ Frankini cursed our town and Captain Man has fled the scene! ♪

♪ That does sound bad!

- Sorry, Trent and Mary, this is the last time

I'll be interrupting your program. Maybe.

Five, six, seven, eight!

♪ I heard a little rumor

♪ Captain Man has left the city. ♪

♪ His timing is a mess

♪ I mean it really is a pity ♪

♪ see I'd challenged him to fight with me by song ♪

♪ to end the curse

♪ and now he's skipping town?

♪ So flaky! The worst! ♪

♪ Canceling on me, you see,

♪ for that I will not settle... ♪

♪ So Captain Man if you don't show tonight... ♪

♪ I'll change the curse...

♪ to thrash metal.

[ thrash metal music ]

♪ This is the worst this is the worst ♪

♪ make it stop make it stop ♪

♪ this is the worst!

♪ So much darkness so much sadness ♪

♪ why does anyone like this music?! ♪

- Ahh! - Oh my god.

- Oh thank god... - That was fun!

♪ Our throats are very sore.

- So don't make me do that, Captain Man.

See you at !

♪ This is real bad.

- I'll keep trying to locate Ray.

CHARLOTTE: And I'll make some calls to Neighborville,

Adjacent City, and Bordertown--

- Wait! I recognize where Ray is in the video!

He's at a diner about two hours outside of town.

They have the best burgers.

Let me tell you about 'em!

♪ The best burgers that I ever, ever had-- ♪

- What are you doing? - No!

- I can't control it!

- Well if Ray really is there, I think I know of a way

we can get him back. - Okay. I'll just--

[ text beep ]

- Hang on. It's my dad.

"Hey, Hen, you coming home anytime soon?

"Could really use your baritone

"on our big showstopper

about the process of making lunch...?"

♪ The table's set! Break the baguette! ♪

♪ Let's eat while the soup's still wet! ♪

♪ It's tiiiiime for luuuuunch!

♪ Lunch!

♪ Can you pass the salt?

♪ I do not have the strength!

♪ This musical exhausts me!

♪ I'd go to any length to make it stop! ♪

♪ Make it stop!

- Oh, pish posh.

♪ If you want to change your mood ♪

♪ just listen to this dude

♪ as I recall my bygone theatre student days... ♪

- Oh, god.

♪ During my time at Julliard

♪ I learned things every day... ♪

- Honey, it was one online class...

♪ Well, be that as it may...

♪ on that online schoolyard

♪ we'd sing and dance and play ♪

♪ and I'll always remember the thing ♪

♪ my professor would look at us and say ♪

♪ "It doesn't matter if you can sing ♪

♪ "or if you cawn't...

♪ "to make yourself smile just sing for a while, ♪

♪ about the things you want."

- Why did you marry him?

- Right now, I don't remember.

- Dad, I just wanna sadly eat my lunch.

- I know but... [ snaps ]

I got it. Try my little exercise,

singing about the things that you want,

and then daddy will go out

and buy them for you as a little present!

- Oh... well, in that case...

♪ I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea ♪

♪ a new car...

- Oh, I regret this immediately.

♪ I want a jewel like a rare one ♪

♪ that's never been found... ♪

DAD?! - What?

♪ Why aren't you writing this down?! ♪

♪ That's what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ that's what I want:

♪ cruise, car, and a pony what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Ask and ye receive!

♪ That's what I want

What whaaaaat?

- Okay, this is all a bit extravagant.

- "Extravagant"... that's what I'mma name my pony!

- Worrrrrk!

- Work?! Honey, you're on her side?!

- Hecks yeah I am!

You got yourself into this mess, buddy.

And it's mama's turn...

♪ I want a purse, a kimono -- one that costs a ton ♪

♪ y'know, I also want a pony! ♪

♪ Right?! So fun! ♪

♪ Ooo! An emerald necklace that would take the cake ♪

- I got you one last year! - It was fake.

♪ That's what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ that's what I want:

♪ kimono, emerald, ponyyyyy! ♪

♪ That's what I want! Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ ask and ye receive!

♪ That's what I want!

What whaaaaaaaaat?

- You were right, dad! I do feel better!

- See? I knew it would work!

- But seriously, you gotta go buy us all that stuff.

- Yeah, and you better get moving

'cause the pony store closes at five.

Worrrrrrk!

- What does "work" mean?!

- and I'll never go back there.

'Cuz, I can't stand musicals, I hate Frankini,

and my throat's like all raw from doing all the singing

and, god, it just feels so good to be talking

like a normal person right now. Y'know?

- Do you want your burger or not?

- Maybe I'll just live here now.

I mean... I had breakfast in this booth

and I've got a good feeling about lunch.

Hey, are you hiring?

- Your burger's getting cold.

- I like you, Hazel.

I can tell that you and I are going to be friends.

"Hazel and Ray." "Hazel Danger."

Yeah... I definitely live here now.

Quick question: Why is there gas coming out of my burger?

- Remember when The Toddler invaded the Man Cave?

- Follow up question: How do you know about that?

- That's the same kind of smoke

he used to make us go to sleep.

- Were you there?

- I sure was, dude.

- Henry?

Ugh. - Time to come home, Ray.

- Bleh, ah!

[ music ]

- Hey! Good news!

♪ Henry just sent me a text that says ♪

♪ "Thumbs up I got Ray"

- That's great. - That's great.

♪ "That's great?!" Is that all that you guys have to say? ♪

- Sorry, we just finished our list of singers

to come help Captain Man and Kid Danger

song battle Frankini...

and it is awesome!

- Oh, cool! Anyone I know?

- Well...

♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,

♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪

- What?!

♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles-- ♪

- No, no I heard the list.

You guys do realize the song battle is tonight?

- So?

- So, these people don't live anywhere near Swellview.

- It's like this girl's never heard of a private jet.

- All I know is that Ray will freak

if you guys don't lock down

at least one great singer by tonight.

Right. We gotta get Beyonce on the phone!

♪ Well, I know how this is going to go... ♪

♪ No! It'll be great! It'll be grand! ♪

♪ Charlotte, don't you understand? ♪

♪ Celebrities love helping a cause ♪

♪ so applaud your brilliant boys: ♪

♪ Jasper and Schwoz!

- You gonna clap for us? - No.

[ music ]

- Self-driving truck.

Little thing that Schwoz built.

Drives the truck by itself.

That's what self-driving means.

- I know that's what self-driving means!

- Why are you so mad?

- Uh you tied me up, you're bringing me back to Swellview,

and you're eating all my diner fries.

[ giggles ] - That is true.

- Yeah, well, ya what else is true?

As soon as we get back to Swellview,

I'm droppin' you off and I'm turnin' right back around.

That waitress was this close to giving me a job.

- That waitress was me wearing a mask, dude!

- Oh, right.

- By the way -- "Hazel Danger?!"

What was that about?! - Ahhhh, I knew it was you.

- You just admitted you didn't. - Well you weren't there.

- What?! What do you mean I was there.

It's Charlotte. Hello.

- You guys close?

It's almost time to sing-fight Frankini.

- I'm not doing it!

- Yes we are close and Ray's super excited.

- No I'm not! - Uh I'm on the phone.

Uhh did you guys find a singer to sing with us yet?

- Well, Jasper and Schwoz reached out to a lot of great singers.

- Oh, yeah? Who?

♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,

♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪

- Seriously?! That's awesome, guys!

- Well... some of them said, "No."

- Which ones?

♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,

♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪

- Oh.

- Ariana actually said she's Team Frankini.

- What?! - You guys might have to

go singfight Frankini by yourselves.

- What no no no no no! Guys, WE cannot do that.

Have you heard Frankini's range, we can't fight him

with just a tenor and a baritone.

We need a third voice. A lady voice.

♪ Wait! Guys! I know the perfect singer! ♪

♪ Who? She's definitely a ringer. ♪

♪ Who? She gets the lead ♪

♪ in every musical they do in junior high! ♪

♪ Jasper!

- Yeah? - Who is it?

- Let's just say... her pipes are so good,

they're in her name...

- He can't mean... - My sister!

- He does mean. - That's a great idea.

Guys, we'll drop by my house-- - Rwaaaaaaar!

- What are you doing?! What was that?!

You just mouth-grabbed my phone and threw it out the window!

- That's right. I'll do the same to you

if you don't turn this truck around.

- What? No you won't.

- Rwaaaaaaar! - Get back!

- Hello? - Hello?

- Get off of me! What is wrong with you man?!

- I'm scared, alright?!

I'm scared to sing-fight Frankini!

- Dude, I don't get this.

We've beaten like a thousand bad guys.

- Yeah, well this is different.

This is personal.

[ light piano music ]

Man you know how I felt yesterday

when we got our butts handed to us by Frankini?

I felt the same as when I was a kid

and didn't get that part in the musical about cats.

- Ok, was the musical Cats? - It doesn't matter, Henry.

What matters is that I put myself out there musically

and once again I was humiliated.

And I can't just face the--

Wait, is that music playing?

- Yeah, we're approaching Swellview.

It's the curse. - Grrrrr!

- Ray, you were just a kid!

- Exactly! Ever hear of childhood trauma?

Origin stories?

Man , I really wish I could use my arms

to gesture emotionally right now!

- But you grew up to be a real live hero, dude.

My hero.

- Oh, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song,

'cuz it's not gonna work.

♪ Remember when you took The Toddler, bro? ♪

♪ Bro... You put that baby to bed! ♪

- Please don't do this.

♪ The Time Jerker, Drex, and Minyak, bro. ♪

♪ Bro! Get outta your head! ♪

♪ It's just that this one cuts me to the core! ♪

- I know.

♪ But now's the time to meow, it's the time to roar! ♪

♪ Cuz you're Captain Man! You are the best! ♪

♪ Give it up! Give it up, Henry! ♪

♪ You're Captain Man! And I will not rest ♪

♪ til I see you try to win, baby, Captain Man-- ♪

- Stop, stop, stop!

Just save your breath, Henry. It's pointless.

I just can't this time. - Dude, we'll figure it out!

Ok? We've fought villains in a cargo plane, underwater,

on top of a moving train!

- I said I can't this time, alright?!

Let's just-- let's just sit in silence

and ignore the music.

- Fine. - Fine!

- Good! - Good!

[ upbeat music starts again ]

♪ That was a cool fight on the train though... ♪

♪ Bro. Bro. ♪

♪ I'm just sayin'.

♪ I mean it really was insane though bro bro bro! ♪

♪ We had a fight atop a literal train! ♪

♪ We're gonna win again this time somehow. ♪

♪ I do have a beautiful voice!

♪ He's gonna hear you roar.

♪ He's gonna hear me [ high note] Meowwww! ♪

♪ Cuz you're Captain Man! You are the best! ♪

♪ I'm not going to fight you on that one. ♪

♪ You're Captain Man!

♪ And I'm gonna test if I'm the best that I can be, ♪

♪ baby, Captain Ma--

CAR NAVIGATION: You have arrived at your destination.

- Do you wanna finish, or...?

- Nahhh, I should probably save my voice for when we fight Frankini.

- Right, right, right. Cool, cool, cool.

- Protect the instrument. - Yep, yep.

- It was gonna be good though.

I was gonna kinda do some riffs, hit some high notes--

- Let's go. - Yeah.

- Okay, I'll continue...

♪ You want a diamond watch an expensive perm... ♪

- You could buy these yourself.

- It's fun to watch him squirm. Workkkkk!

♪ As for Piper, okay, welp--

♪ Little girl, we need your help! ♪

♪ That's what I want!

- What, whaaaaaat?

[ music ]

♪ There seems to be no end

♪ to this musical curse over Swellview. ♪

♪ That's right co-host Trent

♪ I've been singing like la dee dee doo dee doo... ♪

♪ Stay tuned, cuz real soon...

♪ Frankini will appear on this screen here... ♪

♪ To live stream...

♪ I once had a dream I was Oprah! ♪

- Sweet lord, Mary, sometimes I truly don't--

♪ Hey Swellview! It's me Frankini ♪

♪ I wanna thank you for live streaming. ♪

♪ Your local heroes don't like all the singing ♪

♪ so I challenged them to try and make it stop. ♪

♪ They brought along a friend ♪

♪ let's see how this thing ends ♪

♪ but first it's gotta start... ♪

♪ and it starts

♪ right now!!!

♪ Fight song fight song this is a fight song! ♪

♪ This is a fight song

♪ This is a fight song

♪ There will be fighting in this song ♪

♪ Fighting that is done through song ♪

- Round one! Random girl!

♪ Little girl let's see can you sing as high as me? ♪

[ Piper and Frankini go up in an ascending scale ]

[ Frankini hits a whistle note ]

♪ This is a fight song

- Round two! ♪ Fight song

- Kid Danger!

♪ Well Kid let's see can you sing as long as me? ♪

[ Kid Danger and Frankini hold a note ]

[ Frankini sings a show-off riff ]

- yaaaasss Queen!

♪ This is a fight song

- Round three! The Captain!

♪ Okay, let's see can you sing as low as me? ♪

- Please. My name is Captain Man.

I've got testosterone built into my name!

[ sings a low note ]

b*at that!

[ sings a lower note ]

- Lemme try that again.

[ attempts a lower note ]

[ voice cracks ]

- Don't look at me!

- Riffs!

- Woah-oo-woah-oo!

- Beatbox!

[ Beatbox sounds ]

- Opera!

- AHHH!

- Scat!

[ scat riff ]

- Um, not to be a total surgeon

but the time of death of this song battle

is like half passed now... so...

[ imitates an EKG machine flatlining ]

- Just-- just give us a second.

- Fine, I'll vamp.

- Great, kid.

You drag me back to Swellview just to be humiliated again.

- I'm sorry, I didn't kno--

- Hey, I'm not even a superhero

and I got roped into this.

This musical has to end!

[ light bulb moment piano sting ]

- You're right. It does.

Guys --think about it. How do all musicals end?

- With a big, grand finale song?

- That has, like, a dumb message.

- Yes! Someone conquers a fear or something,

and then they starts singing a song,

and then everybody joins in and then the musical is over!

- Okay, so who conquered a fear?

- No. - Dude, you left Swellview

because you were afraid to sing.

But now is time for you to face that fear!

- I said no! - You have to!

It's how all musicals end!

- I don't even know what to sing about.

- You don't have to sing about anything.

All you have to do is sound like you're singing about something.

Okay? - Yeah,

it can be totally meaningless.

- Yeah, just get up there and sing.

About anything -- it doesn't even have to make sense!

Okay, just go go go go go go.

- Uhhh...

♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪

- Oh, no.

♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪

- He's singing a finale.

♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪

♪ we'd all be free

- No!

♪ In harmony...

- My god... that was even more meaningless than I expected.

- It was perfect! That's exactly how musicals end.

- Why don't we go back to those one-on-one singing battles, huh?

Gregorian chant, anyone?

- No! We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man.

- Yeah, there is no way I'm singing anything that cheesy.

♪ I'll sing with you!

- Shut up, Goomer!

- No, I will not shut up!

♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪

♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪

♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪

♪ We'd all be free in harmony-- ♪

- Wait!

♪ I know that voice! Why do I know that voice? ♪

♪ Were you once in a musical? A musical about cats? ♪

- Was it Cats? - Doesn't matter, Kid...

- I was. Years ago.

How's come?

♪ You were beautiful...

Meow, meow. - Meow, meow.

- What the...?

♪ Can I... sing with you? ♪

- Oh, so you'll listen to him just because

he has the voice of an angel.

- Meow. I mean, yes.

- Will you sing too? - Gooomer, no!

- Of course! Anything for that voice!

HENRY: So now everyone's going to sing?

PIPER: Yeah! - We're gonna sing!

♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪

- Make it stop!

♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪

- My machine!

♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪

♪ we'd all be free in harmony... ♪

- We need more voices! Everyone at home! Sing along!

♪ Something's going on... Something's going on... ♪

♪ Something's going on...

♪ The musical curse has been lifted! ♪

- It's melting! It's melting!

Oh, what a world! What a world!

- You've k*lled him!

- No, Goomer! I'm not dead.

I'm just exaggerating for sympathy!

- Wow. You really are a star.

- Thank you, Goomer.

- Curtain call!!!

[ music ]

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- My guys! - Yeah!

- Bravo! - Bravo!

- Thank you.

[ theme music ]