05x39 - The Fate of Danger: Part II

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JACE: Previously, on Henry Danger...

- I need to get this thing in the sky.

- Will a blimp work for your evil plan?

MIKA: Miles, no! KID DANGER: Careful with that.

[ Captain Man takes a big gulp of air ]

- I'm back! Now where's Drex?

- He took me hostage. You guys hostages, too?

- We're here to stop Drex.

- LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ all scream ]

- You sent my dad to get shellgon crystals?!

MAN CAVE COMPUTER: Run. Run. Run. Run.

[ alarms are going off ]

[ muffled expl*si*n ]

- Uuuuuh.

Hey, what's going on?

- A lot. How was your nap?

- Fantastic.

But I feel like I missed something.

- You fought cavemen in your sleep.

Did a great job.

- I fought the cavemen in my sleep?

CHARLOTTE: You also spoke Spanish.

Ray left you a note on your chest.

- Hmm?

"Not bad."

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

- Okay, well you should also know that right now

all the Man Caves are exploding beneath us.

- And I am exploding with joy! Where are Ray and Henry?

- Should be flying in any second now.

- Oooh. Here?

- Nope...

[ banging on the roof ]

- Sorry to drop in like this!

- But actually not sorry at all!

- Sarcastic sorry! - Sorry-castic!

- Hey. Who's flying the Man Copter?

- My sister!

- But that's my job.

PIPER: I have a helicopter license!

[ in unison ] - Established.

- Is it?

PIPER: It is now, byyyyyeeeeee...!

- So. Captain Man.

I don't know how you made it--

- Uh, excuse me one second.

I thought we told you kids to go home!

- We're helping! - No one tells me what to do!

- I'm a hostage!

- Well I'm mad... - Sorry!

- But also glad... - Yay!

- that you'll be here to watch us destroy Drex.

- How you gonna do that?

I'm indestructible too, remember?

- Well I was going to start by distracting you.

- Distracting me from what?

KID DANGER: From this.

- Oh meh gaaah...

- Exactly. Now, Kid!

[ Gronk grunts ]

KID DANGER: Aahh!

- Hiyah!

Yah yah yah! - Grrrr!

- Rrrrrrr!

- Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

- We gotta get outta this thing...

- I've got thirty tools that are perfect for the job.

My adult teeth!

- Mmmmmmmm.

- Where'd you get that thing?

- I hung onto it from Mount Swellview.

I felt I'd need it. And I did.

- I did it!

- Gaaaaah!

[ Schwoz and the kids scream ]

- Aiiiieeeee!

- Gaaaahhhh!

- Ahhhh!

- Need some help?

- No, I think I can-- - Kid Danger needs help!

- Okay.

- Everybody, grab a hose and hold it in place!

DREX: Ah-ah-ah...

- sh**t us! - I can't -- I'll hit you!

- Just sh**t us!

- You won't be indestructible anymore!

- Neither will Drex, now sh**t us you big quitter!

- Nah. You're being so extra about this.

Alright, guys. Hold on to your hoses.

[ Captain Man and Drex scream ]

[ Miles coughs ]

[ Captain Man groans ]

- What happened? I can't see anything!

- Hiyah! - Aaahh!

- Who is screaming?

Did the Omega w*apon work? Am I still bald?

- Yeah. It worked. - So we won?

- I don't think so.

- This town's about to have

a serious case of Captain Man-nesia...

because no one will remember you...

because I'm going to use the memory wiper to--

- We get it! - Yeah we know!

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.

Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

- Get him off me get him off me

get him off me get him offffff meeeee!

- Get the Man Drone in the air, Jasper!

I want eyes on Ray and Henry as soon as possible.

- I'll take care of the Man Drone,

you keep the other Man Caves from blowing up--

[ muffled expl*si*n ]

- There goes another one...

Piper, where are the guys?

PIPER:The squirrels are in the sky.I'm outta here.

- Copy that. Ray and Henry, you guys got a visual on Drex?

- Yeah, I've got eyes on him right now.

- And I'll have fists on him in ten seconds.

Hey. Kid. - Yeah?

- Just want you to know that... no matter what happens,

I'm still mad at you for wanting to leave Swellview!

- I know, dude. I know.

[ Captain Man and Kid Danger scream ]

[ screams get louder as they approach Drex ]

- [ laughs ] Haven't I beaten you two enough for one day?

- Unlike Kid Danger, I don't quit!

- Nah...So extra...

- Well you're too late! Because in five minutes,

this blimp will be in range of Swellview.

And everyone will forget who you are.

- So... we're not too late?

- Yeah, five minutes is like too much time.

- Do you wanna take a four minute stroll and then b*at him?

- I think we should b*at him, then take a four-minute stroll.

- Smart. - Agreed.

- Yah! Yah!

- Yah! Yah! - Aaaahhhh!

- Jasper, why isn't the Man Drone at the blimp yet?

- It's One Night In The Sky!

All the planes keep knocking me off course!

- Schwoz, can you get all those planes out of the sky?

- I'm hacking into the Swellview Air Traffic Control system

right... now.

[ no accent ] Bravo-two-niner, Swellview control

calling emergency landing runway sixroger-

alpha repeat six-roger-alpha.

[ pilot over radio ]

- Copy that, flyboy.

See you at the watering hole.

[ regular accent ] ... one down, fifty-two more to go.

[ Gronk and Tork roar ]

[ kids in unison ] - AHHHHHHHHHH!

[ Tork growls ]

- La aaahhh! - AAAAHHHHH!!

- THAT WAS AWESOME!

[ Kid Danger groans ]

- Come on!

- Grrrr! Whoa!

- Oooh! Ahhh!

Yah!

- Aahhh!

- Whoa! That was close!

- Yeah, and you're not indestructible right now.

- I know!

- Dude, you could die! Why are you so happy?!

- Don't you see? This is my perfect fight!

Remember? It's night. I'm on a blimp.

And suddenly...

there's this bad guy.

- As usual, I am very worried about you.

- I never told you this, but during my perfect fight,

in my head, I was never fighting him alone.

- Aw...

- I was fighting him with Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

- Okay... - That guy sweats diesel...

- Yeah yeah yeah. Cool cool cool.

- Yaaaaaahhhhh!

[ all grunt ]

[ Miles screams ]

- Chapa, you're a wizard now, just zap him!

- She's not a wizard! The expl*si*n from the Omega w*apon

must have altered her DNA.

So when she glowed like that--

- Uh, guys?

- Yes, like that.

- I think something's happening --

- You made them disappear!

- That was not me!

- Where'd my brother go?!

[ all grunt ]

- Stay down.

Long way down.

- Yeah... Here, take these.

- What am I supposed to do with--

- Ah!

- Miles? - Hello.

- How did you get up here?

- I do not know.

- Well that was darnedest thing I've ever--

- Yah! - Ahhh!

- Hiyah!

- Little help?

[ Drex groans ]

- I got ya... I got ya.

KID DANGER: No!

- Kid! - Say goodbye to your hero.

- No.

- Yaaaahhhh!

- No no no no no--

No no no no no! - Ahhhhh!

DREX: Good thing he's indestructible.

Oh, wait. He's not.

[ evil laugh ]

[ Kid Danger screams ]

- You know, I always thought this would be harder, Henry.

Oh and one more thing...

I was always the better sidekick.

[ Captain Man screams ]

- Nice job, Jasper!

- YESSSSSSSSS!

I got a "not bad" and a "nice job" in the same day!

No wonder I got into Harberd.

[ louder expl*si*n ]

- You... are... the... worst... sidekick...

I've... ever... HAD!

- Yaaaahhhhh!!!

- Um, Bose?

- Chaaaapaaaaa what are you doing to meeee?!

- It's not me!

- Guys, your blimp just veered off course!

KID DANGER: Yeah, it's leaking gas and pushing us all over the place!

- Where are we headed, Schwoz?

- Straight into Swellview Baby Hospital.

- Hey, a Buffalo nickel!

[ Tork grunts ]

- Nope. Just a normal nickel.

Worthless.

- Aiiiiiiiieeee!

- How do we fix this Schwoz?

- Miles! Where'd you go?!

- Top of a blimp. Also, Italy.

Also, the ocean. Also, cavemen can't swim.

Guys, I think I can teleport.

[ Schwoz groans ]

- Schwoz?

[ in unison ] - Schwoz! Schwoz!

- Hey, Kid! I can't steer this thing to safety.

Drex wrecked the control system.

He must have done it before we even got here. - Dangit.

- Found these parachutes, though. Let's bounce.

- We can't "bounce."

- "Bounce" means "leave," Henry.

- Yeah like ten years ago but also this blimp

is headed straight for a hospital full of babies!

- Well, those babies had a good run.

- Dude, they're babies! - Well what are we supposed to do?

If you've got an idea of how to steer this thing I'm all ears.

- I've got one...

- What are you doing?

- See? One of us has to and use this

to steer the blimp into Mount Swellview.

It's the only way to make sure it doesn't land in the city

and light a whole block on fire.

- But... whoever stays on the blimp

is gonna end up in a giant ball of fire.

- Gimme the spear. - No.

- C'mon, stop messing around.

- You're not indestructible anymore. - You never were!

- I was for like two days a couple years ago--

- Look, I am a hero! You are the sidekick.

- I quit, remember?

- Gimme the spear, Henry.

- No. Swellview needs you.

Okay? It needs Captain Man.

- Put on your parachute and get off this blimp!

Right now! - No!

- Henry! - No!

- You were right, okay?!

You were only thirteen when you took that oath.

You didn't know what you were getting into.

You didn't sign up for this. I did.

Now get outta here and let me save my city.

- Okay. I'll go.

But... one more thing.

- What?

- I love you, buddy.

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- Okay... that was stupid that was stupid.

Okay. Okay.

- Henry?!Are you going down with the blimp?!

- Uhhh...yeah I think so.

KID DANGER:How's everything in the Man Cave?

- Bad. I can't stop the chain reaction.

KID DANGER:Well then get out of there!

- Okay, I just droned Drex over to Swellview Prison.

How's the blimp?

- It's crashing into Mount Swellview --

with Henry on it. - What?!

- Charlotte, if you can't save the Man Cave then get out of there!

- I might be able to use the Man Cave computer to access the blimp's--

- No, Drex disabled the steering.

Okay? There's nothing you can do just get out!

- I'm not leaving you!

KID DANGER:Jasper, get her out of there!

- But, Henry-- KID DANGER:NOW!

- Come on!

CHARLOTTE: Henryyyyyy..!

[ music ]

- This is not going to feel gooood...

What?

[ music ]

♪ And he's gotta be sure...

♪ and it's gotta be soon...

♪ he's gotta be larger than life. ♪

♪ I need a hero...

♪ Ooh. Holding out for a Hero 'til the end of the night ♪

CAPTAIN MAN: [ high pitched ] ♪ Oooooooooh!

♪ Ooooooooh-oooooooh-oooooh!

I had a hero. His name was Kid Danger.

And I...

And I... I can't do this, I can't do this!

- Thank you, Captain Man. Very moving.

VICE MAYOR: Next we have local idiot Jeff Bilsky

is gonna read a passage from The Bible.

Eh, "The Grilling Bible."

JEFF BILSKY: Thank you, Mr. Vice Mayor.

[ clears throat ]

"In the beginning, there was charcoal.

"And it was good.

"And the grill master said let there be light...

...ter fluid. And there was lighter fluid..."

- How'd I do?

HENRY: Honestly? It was a little much.

- Perfect, that's exactly what I was going for.

So, how's it feel to be at your own funeral?

- Kinda weird. - Testing rock!

Dude, it's so cool the Omega w*apon gave you a force field...

- Right? - Hey, hey, hey. That's enough.

- What? I'm just excited that the three of us

have super powers now.

- You don't have super powers, Jasper.

- Uh, I fight in my sleep! And also speak Spanish.

That's "dos" super powers.

- Oh my god, this kid.

- Wait, speaking of that, how's your indestructibility?

- Schwoz says I should be back to normal in a week or two.

- Cool cool cool. - Testing roc--

- Nope. I think we're done testing out superpowers in public.

- Fair enough. Besides, I should save mine for Dystopia.

- I thought you were going to Harberd.

- Nah. Changed my mind.

Someone's gotta keep an eye on Charlotte.

- Keep talking like that and I'll leave you here.

- No! - No!

- Speaking of leaving...

- Oh, yeah we gotta go.

- You're going to Dystopia, too?

- Uh, no.

I'm dropping these jerks off at the airport,

then Schwoz is gonna helicopter me into Florida State.

Hurricane Piper about to make landfall, y'all!

Peace, and I cannot stress this enough, snitches.

- Maybe I should have made her my sidekick...

- She never would have taken the job.

- No. - Yeah, yeah.

- So you gonna tell him or ghost him?

- Uh... gimme a sec.

[ music ]

- So I was thinking--

- Yeah, me too.

It's time for you to leave Swellview.

- Really?

- You're not a sidekick anymore.

You're a hero.

- Well I learned from the best.

My hero...

Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

- That guy sweats diesel.

- You gonna be okay without me?

- You gonna be okay in Dystopia?

That place is rough.

- Somebody's gotta keep an eye on Jasper. - Yeah.

- And you gotta keep an eye on them.

- Ray! Hey, Ray!

- What? - We gave ourselves a name!

- Okay?

- Also, Chapa can't stop sparking,

Bose keeps trying to lift everything in sight,

and we haven't seen Miles in days!

- And we gave ourselves a name!

- Hola! Aloha!

And the Russian word for hello!

MIKA: Where have you been?

- Did you tell Ray our name?

- Not yet.

- We're calling ourselves...

[ in unison ] - Danger Force.

- They'll be fine.

Hey, look. Before you go.

There's something I always wanted to say to you.

And...It's not easy for me to say this so--

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.

Ooooh ooooh ooooh, they're unveiling our statues!

- What? [ Ray laughs ]

- What were you going to say?

- Man, my statue's going to look so much better than yours...

- Wow. - and so it's my pleasure to present to you

this statue of Kid Danger, and...

another statue of Kid Danger!

Yeah... we were gonna have one of Captain Man

but we changed our minds.

[ applause ]

- I... didn't know... - Get out.

- I... no seriously. I didn't know that they were gonna--

- Get. Out.

- See you at Thanksgiving?

- Of course.

[ music ]

[ nearby crash and a scream ]

- Two suspects. Armed.

But the Dystopian cops are dirty, too.

- This one's gonna hurt...

Charlotte, you heading back to base?

- [ scoffs ] You head back to base.

I'm fighting crime.

- Super Charlotte kind of scares me.

- Yeah, me too.

Alright. You ready?

- Yeah. Got my changin' gum, got my sleepin' gum.

- Let's blow and go.

[ music ]

[ music ]

- Welcome to the Swellview Academy for the gifted.

- I love it! This is my seat.

- What? No. No, the school's inside.

And we got desks for you and everything-- - When can we see them?

- In a second. But first-- - That was a second. Ahhh!

- You guys--

[ kids all talking at once ]

- They are not good listeners.

- Nope.

- This will do. Is this the new Man Cave?

- No it's not the new Man Cave.

RAY: This is the... - There's a new Man Cave?

- Oh yeah! - This is the school that I bought for you guys.

So that Schwoz and I can teach you how to be superheroes.

- This is my desk. - No actually--

MILES: This one's mine. RAY: I was thinking I could--

- Hey what's this button do? - Don't push that! - No no no!

- Do not push it. - Well now I wanna push it.

- Me too. - Don't. Guys. Please.

- I'm sorry, I have to. I'm sorry.

- Guys! - You guys, please!

- Not good listeners. - Nope.