01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

[Back then, apart from coming to school to play,]

[we were there to meet a certain someone.]

[Someone we all fell for.]

Since you’re the class president, I assign you to get Tong to study.

Why would Mr. Sommai have me look after Tong?

I’ve found a smart daughter-in-law for you.

Where did you get the confidence that she’d like someone like you?

How was it, son?

Did you manage to steal her heart?

Hey, don’t overthink it.

Girls like one of the few things.

If they don’t like music,

they must like gold.

Here.

Can I have all your gold, then?

Take it.

Look at what you teach our boy.

Such great pieces of advice.

Girls can’t be bought off with jewels or things.

Those are just materials.

But you agreed to marry me because of…

Then what do I do next?

You have to buy her trust.

Where do they sell it?

How much does it cost?

You sure are your dad’s boy.

Let’s get in.

And how much did Dad spend, Mom?

Can you sell it to me?

What are you talking about!?

Trusts aren’t bought with money!

[Winning over the heart.]

[Haeb’s Salon]

This is my favorite.

Pao, get those beans for me.

What about mine, Auntie?

Thank you.

- Thank you. - This one’s rotten.

Look at this, Bank.

Can I ask you something very serious?

What is it?

You like Lin, right?

Bank.

Tong’s not answering

that means he likes her.

Hey, Uncle.

I don’t like Lin.

Why would someone awesome like me like Lin?

No way.

Why not, Tong?

Lin is cute, smart, and has a beautiful smile.

Lin is pretty just like her mother.

You guys know what?

Lin’s Mom used to be the beauty of the town.

Really?

All the boys were chasing after her.

Including you, right?

Hey, Dong. I didn’t even have to try.

Because you could get her in no time?

Because she wouldn’t even graze her eyes on my shadow.

Don’t you go and tell anyone about it!

Just like you guys, could only watch from afar.

Hey, don’t count me into it, Uncle.

I don’t like Lin.

He’s just being in denial.

I really want to smack some senses into you.

Who do you like then?

Ja-Oh?

Tall and long?

Don’t you talk crap about Ja-Oh.

Her height reaches a standard.

A giraffe’s standard.

You guys, don’t evade the topic.

Let’s make a pack.

A pack on what?

A pack on who gets to hit on Lin.

Bullshit.

I told you, Lin doesn’t like stupid people like you

You.

You.

And…

I’m sorry, Uncle.

What did you say, you brat?

Get some rice noodle on him.

Why can’t I get all of them off?

Hey!

We should have done this a long time ago.

It’s much better.

Go and tell your mom to buy you a motorbike.

I don’t get my Mom too.

This is so comfortable.

Ton-Liu.

Help me take the stuff in.

Yes, sir.

This shop is the prettiest around here.

Here you go.

The drink isn’t sweet compared to her face.

You’re the man!

Dude, her dad’s here.

Do you want some medicine?

That’s alright.

Dad!

Hey! Ja-Oh!

You are so attractive, Lin.

All the boys in the entire city must be trying their luck on you.

You’re exaggerating.

They’re just here to buy the drinks.

I would love to be as attractive as you are.

You should stop crouching your back first,

it ruins your posture.

A short person like you would never understand.

I’ve had boys making fun of me since primary school.

So you chased and tried to kick them?

So how would anyone dare hit on you?

That’s right.

But it’s satisfying.

See?

Do you want anything to drink?

You girls are still as pretty as ever.

Especially, Lin.

Mai, if you’re going to be itching like this,

why don’t you go in and get some medicine?

I have my meds but I don’t put them on.

It stings.

By the way, can I buy something, Lin?

Sure, what do you want?

Can it be your heart?

Lin, I think I’m sick.

Touch my forehead.

Lin, don’t trust him.

He just wants you to touch his forehead.

Are you guys here to molest Lin?

Hey, hey, not me.

I’m here for the drinks.

Lin, if you don’t want to touch his forehead,

you can take my hand.

The hand you use to scratch your crotch?

You giraffe!

Filthy!

Are you craving leaves?

Mai! Ja-Oh! Stop!

Stay still.

Ja-Oh. Stop.

What are you guys doing here?

If you have nothing to do, just go home.

I said I’m here for the drinks.

A big bottle of Chrysanthemum drink

I want a piece of your heart.

Don’t know if I can have some?

If you want anything just go to the market.

Father.

Hello, Father.

It’s Lin’s dad, not yours.

Hello.

Lin’s dad is not your dad.

Lin, can I get one chrysanthemum drink?

Fine, but wait for your cue.

Oh, so you don’t only eat leaves, Ja-Oh?

Mind your business.

Dong, what’s wrong?

Dong?

Dong?

What’s wrong with you, Dong?

The sweets got stuck in my throat.

I was going to pretend to be sick but now I’m really sick.

Poor Pao.

It’s on me again, Lin.

Burrrp.

Let’s go home.

How are you going to go home?

It’s still raining.

Right, my hair would be ruined.

Hey, have you forgotten it’s a Saturday?

There are new movies at Uncle Haeb’s.

They’ll be gone if you’re late.

Hey, Uncle Haeb!

Uncle hoarse voice?

Uncle Haeb!

A hoarse voice?

Uncle Haeb!

Uncle Haeb!

Uncle Haeb!

Uncle Haeb!

Uncle Haeb!

Hold on, Ja-Oh.

Isn’t Uncle Haeb’s a salon?

Does he sell movies too?

I could never understand boys.

Lin!

Lin!

Tong.

Could you sell me some meds, Lin?

I’m sick.

It’s late in the night, Tong.

Go home and sleep.

I’m really sick.

There’s no more meds at home.

Don’t you believe me?

Look at me.

Come around to the front.

If you’re really sick then go to the hospital.

Why would you come here?

To buy meds?

You’d get better faster with the doctor’s injection, though.

I don’t want injections.

Are you afraid of needles?

No.

You must be afraid of needles.

I’m not.

That must be it.

- You’re afraid of needles. - If you’re not going to sell it to me then…

Will you sell me the meds?

Will you sell me the meds? If not, I’ll just go somewhere else.

Hold on.

Come here.

Come here.

Just come here and stay still.

You really do have a fever.

Wait here, I’ll get my dad.

Here you go.

This is a decongestant, take this once every 4-6 hours.

It will make you a little sleepy and lethargic.

Be careful when you drive.

Drink lots of water and get enough sleep so you can recover quickly.

Oh, and this.

Take it and have your mom brew it for you, got it?

Yes.

Thank you, uncle.

You’re sick, Tong?

Why are you here alone?

Mom and Dad are visiting the cousins in Surat Thani, Auntie.

My.

Are you hungry? Have you eaten anything?

No, I’m not hungry.

You must be hungry.

Let’s eat something.

Lin, bring your friend some porridge.

Let’s see.

Oh, you’re feverish.

Have some porridge and take the meds.

Lin.

Go.

You poor thing.

Your parents are out of town.

He must have gotten the rain.

Right.

Here it is.

Thanks.

Have it.

Have a lot of it.

Oh, slow down.

There’s no need to rush.

Eat up and then you can take your meds.

Lin, bring your friend some water.

So he can have his meds as well.

Hey, Tong.

My dad said you shouldn’t ride motorbikes after taking the meds, didn’t he?

He said to be careful not that I can’t ride it.

Accidents are no joke.

Why? Are you saying this because you care about me?

I just don’t want anything to happen.

I don’t want you saying that my Dad didn’t warn you about it.

I don’t want you saying that my Dad didn’t warn you about it.

Hey!

Dong!

Are you alright, Dong?

Are you okay?

Hey, the teacher’s here.

Please stand up.

You don’t have to.

Take your extra reading book out.

Turn to Chapter 3.

So strict.

Pao, let me borrow yours, I didn’t bring mine.

I only have one of them.

Those who didn’t bring the book, stand up.

I

brought it, miss.

Nontawat.

How long have you been studying?

Why do you still forget to bring it?

Is my lecture not important?

Take the chair and lift it over your head.

Good.

Now you will remember.

Do you forget to wear your underwear as well since you’re so forgetful?

Of course I do.

Otherwise, I would get a hernia.

Do 150 jump-squats in front of the class.

With your chair.

What scotch tape?

Do you want to join him?

No, miss.

Tong got it.

Here we go.

Here we go.

I’m sorry, Joy.

What’s up with you?

Sorry.

Tong you bastard.

I’m sorry, Joy.

What’s up with you?

I just wanted to get you.

Go wash your face.

I’m sorry, Joy.

Joy, you can come back and read it again.

I won’t charge you.

What is it?

I just wanted to thank you for yesterday.

There’s no need for that.

I didn’t want to learn anyway.

I still wanted to thank you, though.

You wanted to thank me?

Buy me a drink then.

Let me ask you something.

Go on, then.

Why don’t you like studying?

I was afraid that if I was studious, I would become smarter than you.

If someone like me takes things seriously,

It’d make someone like you end up weeping.

Hey, Tong!

Let’s go play football with the 8th class.

I want to show them my steps already.

They’re betting 500.

Let’s get some money for snacks at J’Phon’s.

Let’s do it.

Is there anything going on between you two?

No.

Let’s go.

Let’s go.

Lin.

Are you having that?

Ah, no.

Dong.

Huh?

You forgot the lid.

Oh, we don’t eat the lid.

That hurts.

These are the exercises I made myself.

I wanted to try you out first.

Take it and finish it at home then bring it to me tomorrow.

[Tong’s Excercise Book.]

Is this a love tryout?

A brain tryout.

What’s the point?

So that you can think I’m dumber than you?

I’m not doing it.

I don’t look down on you for being dumber than me.

I look down on you for having a bias against smart people

instead of focusing on your studies like the others.

[Tong’s Exercise Book.]

What’s the point of studying hard?

Who could ever finish when there is this much?

Tong.

A family meeting.

What’s up with the two of you?

Your dad suddenly wants to buy a new speaker set.

Oh? Why are you buying a new one, Dad?

The old one’s still working well.

Tong, having a good speaker set is my happiness.

Everyone else has it.

That’s right.

It's Dad's happiness so you should cut him some slack, Mom.

But it’s my money.

It’s me who wins the bread.

You’re not on the right for doing that.

What if my stipend gets deducted?

Tong.

So whose side are you on?

I’m your son, the both of you.

How can I take sides?

You are cunning.

You sure know how to stay afloat.

You’re smart like your dad.

But stingy like your mom.

Well, are you dissing me now, Tao?

No wonder why our son takes after you when you’re this cunning.

You do nothing but play just like your dad.

Where are you going?

Why?

I’m coming with you.

Where are you going?

I’m so going to b*at you up.

Are you talking about me?

I mean Tong.

Our dad is not afraid of anyone.

Apart from Mom.

[Tong’s Exercise Book.]

What is it?

The exercise.

Such easy-peasy questions,

a genius like me can solve them.

Don’t be surprised.

I sure am surprised.

You got almost all of it wrong.

You didn’t take any look into the textbook, didn’t you?

[Tong’s Exercise Book.]

This is for English.

Social studies.

And science.

Take it home, finish it, and bring it to me tomorrow.

Hey.

Was that not enough for a tryout?

And why should I do what you want me to?

Well, it is what it is.

The smart gets to make the rules.

This one as well, Tong.

Take it and solve it.

Take it.

You guys,

let me ask you something.

Is it a hard question?

It can be.

Or maybe it is not.

So is it hard?

Would you just listen first?

What is it, Tong?

Why do we need to study hard?

That’s a tough one.

Because it’s what students are supposed to do.

It tells what kind of adult you would grow up to be.

If you can’t even succeed in your study,

you will grow up and become a failed adult.

You’re too serious, Pao.

Mai’s right.

Why should we be so serious?

Aren’t you guys sick of it?

I am.

When it comes to studying, I’m so sick of it.

But for comics, bring it.

That’s because you guys are childish.

Damn it.

Who was the one who made the rule

that we’re supposed to study hard and be serious?

If I ever met that person,

I’d kick his butt.

Ow!

Hey! Sommai!

Tong!

Please don’t be angry with me.

Mr. Sommai!

A tiger!

I think we’re eating some porridge at the temple today.

Why at the temple?

For Tong’s funeral, of course.

Tong.

You shouldn’t have done that.

Tong, I’ll miss you.

Friends forever.

[Teacher’s room.]

Oh.

Pimnara.

I assigned you to keep Tong on track,

are you still doing that?

I am, sir.

Is that so?

But Tong’s not getting any better.

Come on, sir.

You be quiet.

Alright, Pimnara.

I’m giving you full permission on Tong.

Do anything to get him to study hard.

Why would you want another student to look after me?

Have you ever listened to any grown-up’s words?

Someone like you needs to be fixed by someone like Pimnara.

But, Sir.

Don’t say a word.

We’ll take this as I said.

That’s all for it.

You’re dismissed.

Tong.

Put the hem of your shirt in your pants.

Alright, you’re dismissed.

I said to dress properly.

Tuck your shirt in.

Right.

I’ve aged a lot.

Hey, let me tell you something.

You could never make me studious.

So don’t even try.

Is it not because you’re afraid of me?

Me? Afraid of you?

That’s a joke.

Yes, it’s not a joke.

Because I’m taking it seriously from now on.

How?

What are you going to do?

Tell me.

Even my parents can’t make me study.

Then you can wait and see what I would do.

And my life was changed.

Tong.

The exercise.

Ow!

Have you finished your exercises?

I’m waiting to get my hair cut.

Are you almost done, Uncle Haeb?

Have you finished your exercises?

What is it?

I’m waiting to get my hair cut.

Do it now.

Tong!

Okay, okay.

Are you going to study or not?

No.

You are.

Ow!

Are you going to study or not?

No.

- Are you going to study or not? - Uncle, are you free now?

- Please cut my hair. - Are you going to study or not?

I’m busy, the amulet’s checking me out.

Checking out the amulet!

Thanks.

I’m not studying.

Are you going to study or not?

No!

Are you going to study or not?

Uncle, I want to cut my hair.

Faster!

Damn

Right on.

What’s gotten into you?

You’re especially studious.

Tong! Why are you reciting that at this hour?

It’s noisy.

I’m studying for my exams, Uncle Toei.

You?

You stupid.

You. I f*ck you.

I f*ck.

- I f*ck you. - What the heck?

I f*ck you.

What the hecking f*ck?

F*ck you.

I f*ck you.

That’s Tao’s boy.

I’m so proud.

This signal.

I’m going to have a long night.

[Lee’s Khao Perp from Sukhothai.]

When is he coming?

Dong, did you bring any money?

I don’t have any wallet.

I have a wallet but no money.

Please take a seat.

It’s alright, we don’t need money for this shop.

We only need to use our strength.

Thank you.

Thank you, Khon Dee.

Delicious.

Guys.

I’ve just seen The Matrix. It was so much fun.

Have you guys seen it?

I watched it.

The way he dodged the b*llet was so cool.

Dodged it.

Stop fooling around, eat your food first.

So serious.

Hey, Tong. What have you done?

You seem so tired.

How many times did you jerk off last night?

Well, Tong what have you been doing?

Studying for exams?

He was watching p*rn.

Are you talking about yourself?

I’m talking about you, maybe.

Tong studying for exams? No way, Mom.

Why would you say that about your friend, my Meatball?

Mom!

I told you not to call me that.

Awwwwe.

Meatball.

[No matter how hard we study,]

[kids are just kids.] Damn you guys.

[We’d play hard when it’s playtime.]

[For the sake that we are kids.]

[Even for someone like Lin,]

[she does play like a kid as well.]

I want number 3, do it 7 times.

You’ll get a handsome boyfriend, Lin.

What are the girls playing?

Is it that fun?

It’s called the Paper Of Fortune.

It’s used to predict fortune.

Is that so?

Does anyone want to try mine?

Me, me!

You want to play?

The first one.

Which number do you want and how many times?

I want number 1.





Haha!

Your dad’s dying

Your dad’s dying

Your dad’s dying

Your turn now.

Which number? 4.

How many turns?



Your house’s burning down!

Your house’s burning down!

Your turn now.

Number 2.



Your wife’s going to cheat on you.

I want number 3.



You got pimples on your butt.

Let us see!

I actually have one.

How do you know?

Seriously? Let us see.

Who else would like to try?

Me.

Do you dare try mine?

Do you think I’d be scared?

Number 3.



Have you done your exercises?

Number 4, 4 turns.

Have you done your exercises?

Try mine. Number 3, 9 turns.

Number 3, 9 turns.

Have you done your exercises?

How’s that possible? It’s repetitive.

Have you done your exercises?

Have you done your exercises?

Have you done your exercises?

Have you done your exercises?

There must be something wrong.

Let me see.

[Have you done your exercises?]

You cheated.

Go and do your exercises or I’ll report to Mr. Sommai.

Why, you girls get to play.

I told you, the smart gets to make the rules.

What rules are you talking about?

You guys as well.

I’m not playing along.

Go and study already.

Why do I need to study after school?

It’s raining. How are you going to go home?

Isn’t there anything more useful than studying after school?

Lin said it, the smart get to make the rules.

That’s not fair.

This is the smartest I can get.

How can I b*at them?

That’s right. That’s why you should study hard.

Look at Tong.

He’s studying without any words.

So that’s Tong’s plan from the start.

Do you feel spirited now?

I do but I still can’t figure this out.

I’m glad to see you guys studying this hard.

We’re not studying hard, we just want to make the rules too.

You guys are trying to b*at Lin?

Maybe in some afternoon in your next lives.

No, maybe in some evening.

Is that so, Giraffe?

As if you’re so smart.

All you feed on is leaves.

Calm down, Ja-Oh.

Don’t fight.

We have to help each other.

Right, we have to help each other.

How would you help?

Are you going to tutor us?

Yes.

I was about to invite you guys for a study session this Saturday.

At your house?

No.

At Ja-Oh’s.

Boo.

I’m closing my books.

Would that be a good idea?

It is.

If Ja-Oh's house is not available,

we can go to my house.

I’ve got a very spacious house.

As if.

How is your house spacious, it’s just as big as mine.

It’s alright, let’s do it at Ja-Oh’s.

I want to have some curry-on-rice at Ja-Oh Mom’s place.

But Lin, my Mom’s Khao Perp is also delicious.

But Ja-Oh Mom’s curry-on-rice is the best in town.

Is that so?

Yeah.

Mom, Dad. Will there be any prize for me if I get the highest score in English?

Nontawat.

You can do it if you put your head into it.

I can do it even without putting my head into it.

Are you calling yourself a genius just because you get the second-highest score?

A genius like me can get good scores

without a need to pay attention in class.

Lin, let me ask you something.

Why would you put that much mind into Tong?