03x06 - Metal Attraction

[bunniefuu]

♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪

♪ Here in duckburg ♪

♪ Race cars, lasers,
aeroplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck blur ♪

♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

♪ Or rewrite history ♪

♪ Duck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
making duck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring-do ♪

♪ Bad and good
luck tales ♪

♪ D-d-d-danger ♪

♪ Watch behind you ♪

♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪

♪ What to do? Just grab
onto some duck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
making duck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring-do ♪

♪ Bad and good
luck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Not ponytails ♪

♪ Or cottontails ♪

♪ No, duck tales ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪♪

After mastering
time travel, space travel,

And the twanging
toast timer,

Suddenly there
aren't frontiers
to conquer.

There must be
something new
to challenge you.

Maybe
a money-canning machine?

I think not, gyro.

Canning
legal tender takes
tender loving care.

Stop, tootsie!

No, come back!

Don't run away!

Webbie, boys! Stop!

What is that reptile
doing in my dress?

That's all
that would fit.

Mrs. Beakley,
I can't have dinosaurs

Traipsing in me mansion.

You try doing housework

While raising five children
and an overdressed lizard.

Maybe with some help...

Out of the question!

I spend enough
money already.

That's it!

I found
my new frontier--

Domestic engineering!

Don't worry,
mrs. Beakley.

I'll invent something

That will cut
your workload in half.

Oh, I'd be
so grateful.

My wardrobe can't
take much more of this.

Within seconds,

You'll be
a duck of leisure,

Thanks to my newest
creation--robotica!

I am robotica.

I cut, chop, dice,
do windows.

I'm a lean,
mean cleaning machine.

You must be
the children units.

Let's play a game
of simon says.

Simon says
spin your head.

Yeow!

You're not playing.

Simon says is fun
for the whole family.

She's scaring
the children,
mr. Gearloose.

She's
too mechanical.

Then it's back
to the computer board.

100 Bouquets?

Fenton, what's
the occasion?

Our anniversary,
remember?

100 Days
since you agreed
on our second date,

Which you postponed.

Fenton, you...
Shouldn't have.

It moves me so
to see you so moved!

You don't
understand.

I'm allergic to...

To...

To roses!

Ah-choo!

I'll get a gas mask
at the army-navy bean
store.

But, fenton...

[Ring]

I can't do enough
for my chickadee.

That's the problem.

Ah-choo!

Hello? Residence of
the lovely gandra dee.

Fenton, I need
gizmoduck as soon
as possible.

Oh, ok. But you're
interrupting
a touching moment

Between miss dee
and me.

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Forgive me, gandra,

I have to leave.

But before I do...

The sweets
de resistance!

[Whistles]

♪ Oh, we're
the singing chocolates ♪

♪ As sweet as we can be ♪

♪ Fenton sends
this candy ♪

♪ To his sugar
gandra dee ♪

♪ Oh, we're
the singing chocolates ♪

♪ As sweet as we can be ♪

♪ Fenton sends
this candy ♪

♪ To his sugar
gandra dee ♪♪

Oh, fenton,
I wish you hadn't.

I knew I should
have sent

The acrobatic
assorted nuts.

There.
With feelings
in robotica,

She should act
much more human.

Whoaa!

Ah, what a gorgeous day!

Just look at the sun!

[Tweet tweet]

Oh! How my flywheel
takes flight

When I hear
the twitter of sparrows!

And how are
my big boys today?

And pretty girl--

Ooh! I could
eat you all up.

Hey, watch it!

Yecch! Stop!

Looks like
you gave her

Industrial strength
emotions.

Get me kilts!
What's that?

A giant leap
in domestic help.

Meet robotica.

Gyro, again
I tell you--

No more robots!

But mr. Mcduck--

No buts!
Take her
to the scrap heap.

No, no,
not the heap!

Please,
give me a chance.

Please, please!

I'm too young
to be recycled

Into hubcaps!

Eh, all right.

I cannot stand it
when a woman cries,

Even a facsimile.

Thank you, sir.

You won't be sorry.

I'll work my fingers
to the chrome.

[Doorbell chimes]

The doorbell!

My first duty!
How exciting!

I wonder
who it could be?

Often it's someone
you don't know,
or met casually.

Answer the door!

Well, excuuuse me!

Gizmoduck reporting.

Won't you
come in, please?

I hope you're still
under warranty.

Yeow!

Madam, please
put me down.

I'm a superhero.

You're definitely
super in my book,
honeybolts.

Ah, gizmoduck.

You've met
our new housekeeper.

User-friendly,
isn't she?

Why did you call,
mr. Mcduck?

I have some
repair work.

Great! Let's go.

I think
he likes me.

The fastest torch
in duckburg.

Well, if
that's all--

Wait! Gizmoduck!

What is it?

Oh, you must
stay for lunch!

Thanks, but suit's
been a little snug.

I'm cutting down.

At least
havecafe au lait.

Sorry, my dear.

No coffee time
in my schedule.

She bought that.

You heard that?
He called me dear!

Aye, so?

It means that
under that cold
steel exterior,

His pistons pump
just for me!

How thoughtful
to bring me
lunch at work.

Aren't
the candles nice?

I guess, but...

You shouldn't have
hired the band.

uno, dos, tres!

[Playing mariachi music]

We could use
special music

For our special day.

Here's
a list of places

Where
we can celebrate.

I don't want
to go out tonight.

It's my breath?
My politics?

I've hit day four
on my three-day
deodorant pad?

The flowers,
the chocolates,
then lunch!

It's not enough,
is it?

No, fenton, it's
just the opposite.

Don't you see?

Who could
"r and g" be?

Not the money bin!

Half the city
can see it.

Better not be
the mcduck half.

There.

Now the whole world
can know!

Know what?
That you're nuts?

Yes! Over you!

If mr. Mcduck
sees us,

He'll turn you
into a food processor.

Youdo
care about me!

Frankly, miss robotica,

I've more affection
for my vacuum cleaner.

Oh, gizmoduck!

Why deny our love?

Can't you see
how you tickle
my transformers,

Inflame
my insulators...

Ahh!
Excite my engines?

Ha ha ha!

Lady, please!
Kids are watching.

Say we'll go
out tonight,

Or I
won't let go!

Ok, I'll go!

Oh, wonderful!

I'll go find
my tool box.

I'll put on
a new face.

A date
with a robot!

Where to?
Tune-up masters?

Gee, midge,
your econo-lube
and perm boutique

Is doing
terrific business.

Where else
can a girl

Get her engine
and hair fixed?

A pedicure
and lube job

Make a woman
feel new again.

So, gandra,
how's work?

As a receptionist,
I'm on the phone
constantly.

I have the worst
dial-tone hands.

You should use
henzoil.

Motor oil?

You're soaking in it.

Huh?

It's the best thing
for dial-tone hands.

I hope gizmoduck
likes how I look.

He never notices.

You're lucky.

Fenton fawns
over me constantly.

You're the lucky
one, gandra.

I have to
practically
hit gizmoduck

Before he pays
attention to me.

Oh, sounds heavenly.

Seems like
your boyfriends

Could learn
from each other.

Maybe they
should meet, huh?

Just what
I was thinking.

You'll go out with me?

Oh, goodie! Goodie!
I had other plans,

But I can cancel.

We'll double
with my friend.

Her date
treats her well.

Who's the couple?

Robotica and gizmoduck.

Sounds like fun.
See you then.

Robotica and gizmoduck!

Help!

Oh, isn't
this exciting?

My first date
with gizmoduck.

My carburetor
is racing
with excitement.

Where can I
ditch this disguise
until gizmoduck's debut?

Aha!

Perfecto!

Hiya, ladies.
All set for fun

In this marketplace
of mirth?

Where's gizmoduck?
He was coming
with you.

He was, but, uh--

I knew it!

I've been spurned!

It's over
between us.

There's
someone else,
isn't there?

He had to finish
guarding mr. Mcduck's
money bin.

You know superheroes--
busy, busy!

Come on.
Let's rock till
gizmoduck gets here.

Look!
The teacup ride!

You girls ride it.

I'll get us drinks.

Blabbering
blatherskite.

Oops! Almost
forgot the drinks.

Two fruity
fizzy-wizzies,
please.

Oh!

Look at me.
My hair's ruined.

But you're not
starting to rust.

Hi, girls.

Ahh! Gizmohunk!

I'm so glad
to see you,

My chrome cupcake.

Here are
your drinks.

I thought fenton went
to get our drinks.

He did.
He gave them to me.

He's getting
cotton candy cones.

What do you
want to ride?

I've had enough rides.

Go. I'll find fenton.

No! You can't!

I mean,
I'll find him.

Hiya, girls.

I'm back.

Blabbering
blatherskite!

I mean, oops.

Look!
A flying elephant!

I don't
see anything. Oh!

How did you get here?

Oh, love bolts!
You're back!

Where's fenton?
He was sitting there.

That flying elephant
must've scared him away.

Don't worry.
I'll find him.

Fenton, where were you?

I was looking
for gizmoduck.

What?

I--i said
I was looking
for gizmoduck, dearest.

You were to get us
cotton candy cones.

Uh, I was!

I'll get them

And meet you girls
at the tunnel of love.

Something strange
is going on.

First, I get
too much attention,

Now I can't get enough.

I can never
get enough
of gizmoduck,

And in
the tunnel of love--

I can't wait!

I can't go on
like this.

There's only
one solution--

Have one less
lady in my life.

Let's get in line.

What about fenton?

He said go with us.

He's trying
to win you a prize.

I'm not going
in there with you two.

Where you going?

Home. Tell fenton
I don't want
to see him

Unless he treats me
like a lady.

Gandra, no!
Don't leave!

Fenton wouldn't
hurt your feelings.

Forget them,
sugar shocks.

It's us
who's important.

Oh. Isn't this romantic?

I've something
to say.

I knew it.

I'll marry you,
my hydraulic heartthrob!

Marry!

Who said anything
about marriage?

What else would you say
in the tunnel of love?

We should break up.

Don't burn me, baby!

You're mine!

We're not right
for each other.

There's another woman,
isn't there?

Well, uh...yes.

Whoa!

Ooh!

She took it well.

Aah!

[Gulp]

Mother!

What's this?
I should have known.

She's the one.

All right,
chubby chins,

What's with you
and gizmoduck?

Uh, nothing.

Oh, don't lie.

Look how his
spark plugs ignite
when holding you.

You love
with him, huh?

Uh, don't be ridiculous.

I barely like him.

This better be true,

Or your name
will be changed
to mrs. Beakless.

hello. You've reached
the gizmoduck residence.

Ahh! Gizmoduck's blasted
answering machine.

He must be over
at gandra dee's.

Aha! So she's
the date-snatcher, huh?

[Knock on door]

Where you want
the cake?

I didn't order one.

Well, you got one now.

A two-story chocolate
with marshmallow topping
and aluminum siding.

Oh!

Surprise!

Condominiumcheesecake?
Oh, not again.

Foreverything.
Leaveme alone.
To stop.

I won't act
that way again.

It's not that.
It's everything.

Just go away

When will
he ever stop?

Robotica!

You startled me.

I thought you were
fenton again.

And who
wants fenton

Now that you love
gizmoduck?

Gizmoduck?
That's crazy.

Hah!

He loves you,
and you love him.

Don't deny it.

Gizmoduck loves gandra?
That scoundrel!

When I get
my hands on him!

What am I saying?
I'm gizmoduck!

Stop. Where are you
dragging me?

Whoever said love hurts
wasn't kidding.

There.
Everything's tip-top.

Look what you've done,
you clumsy cluck.

Sorry. Have you seen
robotica and gandra?

Don't tell me
about your love life.

[Beep beep]

First here.
Now my money bin.

Time for you
to become you-know-who.

How can
you think of money

When my love life's
a shambles?

Sentimental fool,
isn't he?

What's going on?

Once I get rid
of all this,

You'll have no job,
no girlfriend,

And then
you're mine.

All mine!

Oh!

Fear not, fair gandra.

No, gizmohunk!

Don't!

This is
an emotional breakdown.

Thank you.

A little work,

And she'll be
good as new.

Hopefully,
she won't be
so emotional.

She smothered
gizmoduck

As much
as fenton
smothers me.

Annoying, isn't it?

What was that?

Fenton smothers you?

We could have
a good time

If he wouldn't
do so much.

I don't think
he'll learn.

I think
he already has.

Really?

Fenton and I
are close.

Won't you give him
another chance?

Hello, gandra
most gorgeous.
Ready for our date?

Ready, fenton.

I thought we'd go
to the pizza palace,

Then the double feature,

Then taste
basket of robins' 3,300
flavors of ice cream.

Fenton.

Or maybe
just take a walk.

Your thunderduck's ready.

Thanks, robotica.

How you doing now?

Fine.

Gyro's programmed me
with a new set of emotions.

I really enjoy
my new job.

Uh, dating anyone?

Not right now.

Although,
that diagnostic machine

Has been making
eyes at me.

Ain't love grand?