01x07 - Camping Conundrum/The Great Green Crime Spree

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Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.
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01x07 - Camping Conundrum/The Great Green Crime Spree

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[theme music playing]

They can climb great heights
To do what's right

The Spidey Team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

-♪ Go, webs, go!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

-♪ Go, webs, go!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

It's time to Spidey swing
With Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing friends!

[chittering]

[Miles] "Camping Conundrum."

Just you watch, Gwen. When it comes
to camping, my dad is the best.

Wait, so explain again?
Your dad's a park ranger?

Volunteer park ranger.
He helps on the weekends.

And he taught me everything he knows.

For instance, I can tell you
that Peter packed way too much stuff.

-[shutter clicks]
-I know. I know.

I can't wait to try the new gadgets
I invented for this campout.

Let's see,
I've got a robotic fishing pole,

drone for roasting marshmallows,
sleeping bag with Internet--

Whoa! Hang on a sec. Look at that!

[Peter] Oh, wow. It's a dam.

[Gwen] With a whole lake
full of water behind it.

It's called the Old Dam.

My dad says they built it a long time ago
to keep the valley safe from flooding.

And hey, there's my dad now.

-[walkie-talkie beeps]
-Testing, testing, one, two, three.

Come in, Dad.
This is Miles, Gwen and Peter.

-Over.
-[beep]

This is Dad.

Hi, buddy. I'm at the campsite.

When can I expect you to arrive?

-Over.
-[beep]

-[beep]
-This is Miles. Pretty soon.

-Over.
-[beep]

'Cause we're right over here!

[laughs] And so you are.

Come on over and we'll set up camp.

[children laughing]

Got our packs all unloaded, Dad.

Now what?

First, how about I share some good news?

There's a family of foxes in the park

and they just had a little fox pup.
[chuckles]

Oh, how sweet!

If we're lucky,
maybe we'll catch a glimpse.

Oh, where are they? Are they close?

Eh, not exactly.

Their fox den
is way down below the Old Dam.

That's super far! We better get hiking.

Uh-uh-uh-uh. Number-one rule of camping?

Oh, yeah. Always set up your tent first.

-[chuckles] That's right. Let's get to it.
-[children laugh]

Okay, so now we fit that pole
into this other pole, and--

[Miles grunts]

Miles? If you wait a second,
we can help with your tent.

[giggles] No, I've got it!

[giggles, grunts] See?

-[tent poles strain]
-[chuckles]

Uh, I can do this.

-[grunts]
-[chuckles] Okay.

Gwen, you lay this long pole there.

Yeah, that's right.

I'll attach this rope.

And on three, we'll pull the rope tight.

Okay, ready?

One, two, three!

-Whoo-hoo! Yes!
-Look at that!

Nice job!

Okay, son, now how about you let us
help you with yours?

No way, Dad. I've got it.

Whoa!

Aw.

It's okay to ask for help.
You don't have to do this by yourself.

Hmm.

[phone alert beeping]

Oh, no. Bad news. The Old Dam is cracked.

That dam holds back a lot of water. If it
breaks, it'll wash away that fox family.

Oh, no!

I'm sorry, kids.
We'll finish our camping fun later.

Before I do anything,
I gotta get that fox family to safety.

-Good thing you're here.
-Good thing we're the only campers here.

At least this campsite is on high ground.

If there's a flood,
the water won't come this high.

That's right.
So stay right here, you'll be safe.

Be back soon as I can.

Those foxes are out by the dam.

And if the dam breaks,
Dad could get washed away!

Then we better fix those cracks.

It's Spidey Time!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Peter! Gwen! Miles!

Webs up, amazing friends!

They'll use
Their best detective skills

Combine their science smarts

And they'll put their heads together
'Cause they're brave and clever

It's time to Spidey save the day

Spidey!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Ghost-Spider!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Spin!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Webs out!

[Spin] The dam is up ahead.

[all grunt]

Water's starting to come through.

[Spin] Let me take a closer look.

[gasps] I can see at least five leaks.

Whoa!
That's a lot more cracks than I expected.

I got those.

I'll do a glide-by
and plug the holes with my webs.

Uh-oh. This is gonna take
all of us working together.

[Spidey] If we keep using webs,
they'll form a seal and stop the water.

I'll handle this big leak myself.

[grunts]

[Ghost-Spider]
That's too big for us to handle alone!

-Let us help.
-Let's do it together!

[Spin] But I'm sure I can
get this fixed on my own.

Aw.

Almost got it! Huh?

-Whoa!
-[Ghost-Spider] Spin!

[coughs]

[grunts] Thank you.

-We're a team.
-You should let us help you.

I-I-I thought I had it.
Just let me give it another try.

You can try again, but with our help.

Yeah! The three of our webs
can plug up the last leak.

-Okay.
-Let's give it all we've got!

[all grunt]

-[Ghost-Spider] We did it.
-[Spidey] For now.

Hopefully it'll give my dad time
to get those foxes to safety.

Come on.
Let's see if we can catch up to help.

[clicking tongue]

Fox family.

[clicks tongue]
I got some fresh berries for you!

-[foxes chitter]
-Aw, it's okay.

I'm here to help.

[foxes squeaking softly]

[straining]

That's right. Follow me to safety.

[straining]

-Where's your pup?
-[foxes whine]

[straining]

[rumbling]

Oh, no, the dam broke!

Stay right there. You'll be safe.
I gotta save your pup.

[panting]

Got a sweet apple here for you,
little one.

-[whines]
-[clicks tongue]

-[whines]
-Come on. Come on out.

Need you outta here
before water washes us away.

[whimpers, squeaks]

Good pup. Oh. Oh, no!
Oh, no. Here it comes!

[grunts]

[whining anxiously]

-[pup barks]
-No, no, no, we're okay,

-so long as this…
-[cracks]

…tree branch holds!

-[grunts, coughs]
-[barks]

Don't worry, little one.
I'll keep you safe.

Now that the dam broke,
water is flooding the park.

I hope my dad
and that fox family are safe.

-I'll take a look.
-[beeps]

[grunts]

-[beeps, whirs]
-He's got the pup!

They're in the water! Oh, no! Dad!

Don't worry, we'll save him!

[Spidey] He should pass by any minute.

[Spin] I can get a better look up high.

[web sh**t clicking]

-Ah!
-Whoa!

Ah, I'm out of web fluid!

[web sh**t clicking]

-Um…
-Us too!

We used all our webs to seal the cracks!

Without our webs,
how can we pull my dad out of the water?

There's rope at the campsite!
We used it to put up our tent!

-There's no time to go back for it.
-Then what if we're the rope?

That's a great idea!

We'll hold on to each other
and swing down!

And I pull my dad right out of the water!

Let's do it!

Help! [panting]

-Whoo!
-[fox whining]

It's the Spidey Team! We're saved!

Hey!

Hey! I need help!

That water's moving fast.

We'll only have one chance.
Don't worry, Spin. We've got you.

[Spin] I know!

Here to help, Officer Morales!

-Think I can reach you!
-[Ghost-Spider] Hang on!

On three, we'll pull Spin,
and he'll lift Officer Morales up!

One, two…

-[Spin] Three!
-[grunting]

Whoa!

[all grunt]

-[Spidey] You did it!
-[Spin sighs] We did it.

[gasps]

Thank you, all of you.

[sighs] Now let's get this fox pup
safely back to her family.

[branches rustling]

[foxes whining]

[chuckles]
Looks like they came for her instead.

I'm so glad you're all safe
and back together.

Now it's my turn to find my own family.
If you'll excuse me, I have a son to hug.

Thank you again!

Wait, that's us!

He's rushing back to see us!

[gasps] And we're not there!

He's gonna worry!

Or figure out we're superheroes!

Race you back!

[panting]

[sighs] Just in time.

-[Morales] You still here?
-Come on, Peter!

-[clattering]
-[Morales] Golly!

-You will not believe what happened!
-[sighs]

-[Morales] My goodness!
-[gasps] Peter! Your mask!

Oops!

Miles! Kids!

Ah, you're all safe!

What a close call.

Spidey and friends showed up
and tried to patch the dam with webs!

Whoa! Did it help?

[chuckles] Sure did.
It gave me enough time to save the foxes,

and then they saved me
and the fox pup from the flood!

Good thing they were there.

Now someone will have to
fix that dam for good.

Yep, and I'm afraid
the park will be closed in the meantime,

but that doesn't mean
we still can't go camping.

Right here,
where it's nice and safe and dry.

Peter, thank Aunt May
for letting us camp in your backyard.

-[laughs]
-And this goes into here and here…

Hey, I could use some help
setting up my tent!

[together] Sure, Miles!

We'd all love to give you a hand.

Thanks, Dad. I'd like that.

Some problems definitely do get solved
better when the whole team helps.

Here, let me get these poles together.

I've got the rope.

This is way more fun
than doing it by myself!

[all laugh]

[Green Goblin]
"The Great Green Crime Spree."

Hmm…

Huh, where'd it go?

I know I put it somewhere!

[chirps, trills]

Sorry, TRACE-E. Just checking.

[hatch opening]

-Hey, Peter! What's up?
-Hi, Ghosty.

I was working on my web sh**t,

but then I stopped
to do some other things.

Now I can't remember where I put it.

Ooh, that sounds like a mystery!
I love mysteries.

Let's follow the clues!

What were you doing before you lost it?

I was working on the web sh**t,
but I remembered I was hungry.

Great clues! Where were you
working on your web sh**t?

I was at the main computer, over there.

Aha! And because you were hungry,
you took a bite of this sandwich!

You're right!

Hmm…

and let me guess.

You poured a glass of lemonade
from this pitcher!

[Peter] Oh, yeah!

I wanted to keep the lemonade
away from my work bench.

But to pour the lemonade,
you had to set down your web sh**t,

and you accidentally put the pitcher
back down right in front of it!

Wow, great detective work. Thanks!

Well, you know what to do
when you follow the clues!

[WEB-Ster] Webs up! Spidey Alert!

-Detective Stacy needs help at the bank.
-[Gwen] That's my mom!

Thanks. You and TRACE-E keep an eye on
things while we check it out.

-[chirping]
-Time to Spidey swing!

-Don't forget your web sh**t.
-Oh, right. Thanks!

-[chirping]
-Let's talk to my mom.

Hit it, TRACE-E!

[chirps]

Detective, we got your alert.
What's the trouble?

-Hulk.
-Hulk's in trouble?

Nah, Ghost-Spider.
I'm afraid Hulk is the trouble.

-[Spidey] Huh?
-Well, someone just robbed Citizens Bank,

someone big and green,
who happens to look a lot like--

-[gasps] Hulk!
-Hulk!

But that can't be!
The Hulk's a superhero, not a bad guy.

I know, but someone who saw the robbery
took this picture,

and here's a picture of Hulk.

Look again.

[Spidey] Boy, those do look a lot alike.

But there must be a mix-up.
Hulk would never steal.

I didn't think he would either,
but the clues all point to him.

But that's just one picture.

I'm afraid there's more,

like this big hole the robber made
when he smashed into the bank.

Hulk has been known to smash things.

[Spidey] Okay, yes,
this is a Hulk-sized hole,

but that doesn't prove Hulk made it.

There have got to be clues
that'll help us get to the bottom of this.

[gasps] Here's one!

Looks like the robber tore a piece of
clothing when he crashed through the wall.

-See?
-Purple cloth.

That looks a lot like
the purple cloth from…

-[sighs] Hulk's pants.
-Hulk's pants.

While our investigation isn't over,
I'm afraid evidence is pointing to Hulk.

Then we'll find more clues
to figure out what's really going on.

I can't believe Hulk would do this.

-Doesn't make sense.
-[rumbling]

Speaking of sense,
my Spidey sense is a-tingling!

Watch out!

-[both] Whoa!
-[Spidey grunts]

[alarm ringing]

[Spidey] No, it can't be!

[Spidey Team] Hulk?

I'm afraid it looks like Hulk has gone
from superhero to supervillain.

Phew! Psst! Hey!

Hey, hey! Where are you?

Look how much loot I stole! [giggles]

Very good.

Very good, Rhino!

Or should I say "Hulk." [giggles]

It's my best trick ever.

With you disguised as Hulk,

no one will know that we're the ones
behind the Great Green Crime Spree!

[giggles]

Which means Hulk will get in trouble
for stealing stuff, and not us!

[laughs]

[laughs] Gobbly-gook!

Ugh, your paint is rubbing off!

Wait here and I'll get some more.
And don't let Team Spidey see you.

They're always ruining our fun.

Don't go anywhere!

[muttering] Sit here.

[Detective Stacy]
First a bank, now jewelry store.

Looks like Hulk is on a crime spree.

[Spidey] Ugh, another robbery?

[Ghost-Spider] And Hulk-sized hole.

-It can't be Hulk. We've gotta prove it.
-We need to look for clues.

Jewelry stores usually have
security cameras.

Ah! Right up there!

That'll show
who really robbed the jewelry store.

Great detective work, Ghosty.

Let's ask the owner if we can
take the video to WEB-Quarters

and have a good look at it.

[TRACE-E chirps]

Time to get to the bottom
of this Hulk trouble.

Hey, everyone!

What Hulk trouble? [grunts]

[chuckles] Funny story, buddy.

Actually, you're probably gonna laugh
and definitely not get totally angry.

You see, um, w-what happened was--

What Spidey's trying to say

is there's been a crime spree,
and everyone thinks you're responsible.

What?

We don't, though!

We think someone is trying
to make everyone think it was you.

-[roaring] What?
-[glass rattles]

That's why I wanted to tell him my way.

Now, easy, Hulk. We know you didn't do it.

[sighs] Sorry.
I-I didn't mean to get so angry.

It's just that I'd never rob anyone.

I'm a good guy.

We believe you. We just have to prove it.

Which is why we're about to look
at video from the store.

Hit it, TRACE-E!

-[chirping]
-[computer beeps]

[loud crash]

That does look a lot like me.

Big, green and handsome.

Wait. There.

TRACE-E, go back five seconds.

-[chirping]
-[computer beeps]

[video rewinding]

Now zoom in.

Aha! That person is big and green,
but he's got…

A horn!

You know who has a horn
and likes to take things that aren't his?

[both] Rhino!

Oh, so this is Rhino's big idea.

To know for sure, we've gotta get facts.

Come on, it's time to Spidey swing!

-[grunts]
-[TRACE-E chirps]

[Hulk panting]

[Hulk grunts]

[all grunt]

-What's this?
-[Ghost-Spider] I bet it's another clue.

Green paint.

Maybe that's what Rhino used
to disguise himself.

Hey, look! The trail of paint leads…

-all the way across the street!
-To that alley!

-[Spidey] Green Goblin?
-What's he doing here?

Only one way to find out.

[Hulk grunts]

Disguise me good with that paint.
Everyone has to believe I'm Hulk.

Ugh! Good thing I know
where I can get all the paint I need.

You are a… lot of Rhino.

-[bucket clatters]
-Correction,

I'm a lotta Hulk! [grunts]

[giggles]

I knew it! So that was their plan.

Green Goblin was painting Rhino
to look like me!

[siren wailing]

[tires screech]

-Aah! Let's get out of here.
-Aah!

[cackles]

I think I know where they're headed.

[tires screech]

Hulk! We want to ask you some questions!

Detective, Hulk didn't do anything wrong.
It's Green Goblin and Rhino you want.

We're going to prove It.
We'll be right back, Mo--

Uh, Detective Stacy.

-[mumbles]
-No, wait!

-[beep]
-This is Stacy. I'm in pursuit of Hulk.

He's heading south.

Gotta get you painted
and scram before the police get here.

Yeah, 'cause we got lots more to steal.

[Spidey] I wouldn't be so sure, Rhino.

[both] Spiders!

And Hulk! The real Hulk!

But-- B-B-B-But how'd you figure out
where to find us?

You knew where you could get
all the paint you wanted.

That led us here to the paint factory.

Give it up, Gobby.
The Hulk's a hero, not a villain.

Everyone will think otherwise when they
see him holding this stolen loot! [grunts]

-Hey, wait a minute!
-[siren wailing]

[Detective Stacy] Hold it, Hulk!

W-- Green Goblin?

[giggles]

That's right.
He's the real villain, not Hulk.

Who? Innocent old me?

I'm not the one holding
two big bags of stolen loot.

Oh, wa-- He just threw these to me!

He's the one behind the crime spree,
with Rhino.

Green Goblin disguised Rhino as Hulk
so everyone would think he was stealing.

But it was Rhino,
and he's hiding behind those cans.

Rhino, come out here.

Uh, Rhino's not behind these cans!

No! Um--
[high-pitched] Just-- Just a little mouse!

[squeaks]
Just eating, uh, you know, cheese!

[crickets chirping]

Run for it, Rhino!

Ha!

[growls, roars]

[metal cans clink]

Oh! Rhino!

Be more careful!

Not so fast!

Go, webs, go!

[Green Goblin cackles]

[Rhino grunting]

[Hulk shouts, grunts]

No more pretending to be me!

[screams]

You look a little green. How about a bath?

[spluttering, coughs]

No, no, my disguise! My disguise!

Oh!

[chuckles] You're all washed up, Rhino.

[cackles] You won't catch me!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[groans, grunts]

-He's getting away!
-Huh?

-Whoa!
-Not so fast!

[screams]

I got him. I got him.

[grunts, chuckles]

Looks like we caught you after all,
Pink Goblin.

-[yelps]
-[chuckles]

Here you go, Detective Stacy.

Thanks, Ghost-Spider.
Those villains had me fooled.

Thanks to you for figuring out the truth
so we could catch the real thieves.

Don't mention it.

Like I always say, you know what to do
when you follow the clues.

Anything for justice,
and this big guy right here.

Those are some good friends you got there.

They're not just good.

-[thuds]
-They're amazing!

[Spidey Team laughs]
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