02x02 - The Dollhouse/The Tell-Tale Candy Wrapper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x02 - The Dollhouse/The Tell-Tale Candy Wrapper

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PBJ ! Yea !

♪ Ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ Oodle-ay ♪

♪ Ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ Oodle-ay ♪
♪ Ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ Ooo-ooo ♪
♪ PBJ, PBJ ♪

♪ Oodle-ay ♪
♪ PBJ, PBJ, PBJ, PBJ ♪

♪ Oodle-ay ♪
♪ PBJ, PBJ ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
Oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ Open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ Jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ Everybody just say so ♪

♪ Ooh-ahh ♪
[ Quacking ]

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ Ohh-a-yea-oh
Yea-oh ♪

♪ Oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ Oooh, oooh ♪
♪ Father, mother
Sisters and brother ♪

♪ Oooh-ooh ♪
♪ All the family now ♪

♪ Oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ Oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ Oodle-ay-oh ♪

Oodle-ay !

This way.
Just a few more steps.

No peeking, Baby Butter.

Ooh.

Okay.
Now you can look.

[ All ]
Whoa !

Ta-da !
Wow ! Awesome !
Look at those cute things !

- My dad made it for me.
- Look at all those
fishsicle sticks !

I got to eat
all of the fishsicles.
That was my part.

Oh, isn't it just
the most wonderful dollhouse
you've ever seen ?

- Can we play with it ?
- Yes, but you have to be
real careful...

and real gentle and--
[ Yelling ]
Yaaah !

[ Yelling Continues ]
Oh, no ! It's Scootch !
He'll wreck my dollhouse !

What are we gonna do ?
Quick ! Stack these pillows !

Why ?
If he sees the pillows, maybe
he won't notice the dollhouse.

Great idea !

[ Scootch Yelling ]

Yaah !

Uh-oh.
Sorry, sorry.
My fault, my fault.

[ Panting ]

We gotta get Pinch's
dollhouse outta here !

Careful !
I see it ! Ow !

- Whew !
- Wait a minute !
We forgot to bring the dolls !

[ Gasps ]
I'll go get 'em.

I'll help.

Hey, PBJ !
Hey, Pinch !
What are you all--

Wow ! Wood !

Mmm !

[ Sighs ]
I wonder why Pinch is
throwing it out.

Mmm ! Mmm !

[ Crunching, Chewing ]

Could use some hot sauce.
Okay. I'll put the rest
of my dolls in the kitchen.

And we'll take the dollhouse
over to Mayor Jeff's.

Yeah ! He can keep it
in his museum
so it's extra safe.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you !

Why, I love that dollhouse
more than ice cream.

More than ice cream ?
[ All ]
Whoa !

Oh, it's so good.
Mmm, yummy. Mmm, mmm.

Munchy ! You chewed up
Pinch's new dollhouse ?
Ooh.

Oh ! New dollhouse ?
I thought she was
throwing it out.

No way ! That was
her most favorite toy
in the whole world !

Uh-oh.

What are we gonna do ?
We told her
we'd keep it safe.

I know !
Maybe we could fix it !

Yeah ! Then she'll never know !
PBJ, you guys are the greatest.

We'll need some more wood.
[ Giggling ]

- What are you doing, Munchy ?
- Standing here, being nervous.

- Come on !
You can help.
- Really ?

Let's take it to our house
so we can work on it.

[ Grunting ]

[ All Chattering ]
That's it. Put that
over here. Uh-huh.

And these windows
could use some fixin' too.

[ All ]
There !

[ All ] Huh ?
I think you're gonna have to
tell Pinch what happened.

Oh, no, no. She'll never
speak to me again !

- Oh, Munchy.
- I wish there was something
we could do to help.

Maybe there is !
Pinch loves this dollhouse.

But what if we could
get her excited
about some other toy ?

Yeah !
If Pinch is all excited
about something else,

she won't be so angry
at you when you tell her
about the dollhouse.

Come on !
Let's go !

I can't wait
to put these dolls
in my dollhouse.

I really appreciate
your help.

Pinch, I've been thinkin'.
Maybe you shouldn't play
with your dolls all the time ?

What do you mean ?
Jelly's right.

You've got lots
of different kinds of things
you could play with instead.

- What things ?
- Well, like this sock.

Makes a great puppet.

"Hey, Pinch !
Play with me instead of
one of those old dolls !"

♪ Who needs toys when you've got
all these joys around you ♪

♪ Any little thing that you
bring will astound you ♪

♪ If you use your mind
you can find
something fun to do ♪

♪ Take this broom
You can ride it round the room
Ye-ha ♪

♪ Take that mug
Make a phone call to a bug ♪
Hello !

♪ Those two shoes, they're
really bouncing kangaroos ♪
Yahoo !

♪ Your bedspread
A magic carpet or a sled ♪

♪ Who needs toys when you've got
all these joys around you ♪

♪ Any little thing that you
bring will astound you ♪

If you use your mind
you can find
something fun to do ♪

♪ Carpet fuzz, it's a bee
that likes to buzz ♪

♪ Old washcloths ♪
♪ Well, they look
like giant moths ♪

Look out !
♪ Take that boot ♪

♪ It's an engine
that goes toot ♪
Woo-woo !

♪ Even your pillow ♪
♪ Meet an armadillo ♪

♪ Who needs toys when you've got
all these joys around you ♪

♪ Any little thing that you
bring will astound you ♪

♪ If you use your mind
you can find
something fun to do ♪

That does sound like fun.

But I just wanna play
with my dollhouse.
Hey, kids !

Mr. Raccoon worked
the night shift last night,
and he's trying to sleep.

So try to keep it down,
okay ?

[ All ]
Sorry.

Well, I guess
that was a bad idea.
Bad !

Psst ! PBJ !

Munchy,
you don't have to hide.

You mean it worked ?
She forgot about the dollhouse ?

- [ All ]
Uh-uh.
- You have to tell her, Munchy.

Just tell her !
You can do it.
Oh, I can't !

Oh, this is gonna be hard.
[ Whimpering ]

I don't know.
Oh, hi, Munchy !

You've just missed seeing
the most "specialest" thing
in the whole world:

my dollhouse.
Oh-- I--

- [ Sobbing ]
- What did I say ?

I've really done it this time.
[ Peanut ]
Now what ?

There's only one thing to do:
a noodle dance !

- Noodle !
- Come on, Munchy !

We gotta figure out
the best way for you
to break the news to Pinch.

Well, I'll do some thinking,
but no dancing.



♪ Noodle
Use your noodle ♪

♪ Noodle
Do the noodle dance ♪

- I've got it !
- What ? What happened ?
What ?

Munchy can practice
what he's going to say
to Pinch.

That's it ?

No helicopters ?
No super-giant magnets ?

- Nope. Just a dandelion.
- A dandelion ?

Munchy, pretend I'm Pinch.

This way you can practice
telling her the bad news.

Uh, okay.
Uh, Jelly--

No, I'm Pinch.
Remember ?

- Uh, Pinch,
I chewed up your dollhouse.
- You did what ?

- Um--
- You chewed up my dollhouse ?

- Well, I-I-I, uh--
- Why, I'll never speak
to you again !

Never-ever-ever-ever-ever !
Hold it, hold it !

Well, that's one possibility.
Here, let me try another one.

- I'll be you, Munchy,
and you pretend you're--
- Someone real far away ?

No.
You pretend you're Pinch.
Okay.

- Pinch, there's something
I've been trying to tell you.
- Oh, yeah ? What ?

You'll never believe it.
This big old rocket ship
came right out of the sky...

and landed
smack right in front
of your dollhouse,

and out came these three
alien space bears.

We tried to stop 'em,
but they picked up
your dollhouse, and--

Munchy Beaver,
you can stop right there.
Huh ?

I don't believe it.
I don't like being fooled,
Munchy. Hmm !

- Huh ?
That's it !
- What ?

Making believe I was Pinch
just helped me figure it out !

- [ Both ] What, what ?
- I have to tell Pinch
the truth about her dollhouse,

even if it makes her upset.

Yeah !
Nobody likes being fooled.

- Hello.
- Pinch, there's something
I have to tell you.

Come in !
What is it, Munchy ?

Um, well, um--

- Ya know how I like
to chew on wood ?
- Yes ?

And you know how your dollhouse
is made out of wood ?

Yes ?

Aw, Pinch,
I shoulda told you
right when it happened.

- I chewed up your dollhouse.
- Oh, no !

It was an accident, Pinch.
I thought you were
throwing it away.

- I'm really, really sorry.
- It's not broken, is it ?

Um, I wouldn't say "broken."

[ Gasps, Sobs ]

I'm really sorry, Pinch.
I'll do anything I can
to make it up to you.

Well, telling the truth was
a real good start, Munchy.

It's the only way to know
if a friend's heart is
in the right place.

[ Sniffling ]

Munchy,

I guess I can't be
too mad at you.

After all,
it was an accident.

Uh-huh.

I forgive you.
[ Crying ]
Oh, thank you, Pinch.

I just wish it wasn't
so thick and clunky.

A dollhouse should be
thin and dainty.

Dainty ?
I can give you dainty.

That's no problem
for a beaver.
Watch this !

[ Chewing ]

[ Pinch ]
Wow !
It worked, Munchy !

Munchy, why didn't you
do that before ?

- I was too worried
to think of it.
- Wow ! Great job, Munchy !

It's amazing what you can do
with your teeth when you put
your mind to it !

[ Chattering ]
Oh, Munchy,
It's all so pretty now !

Very dainty !

[ Grunts ]
Look what we won
at the fair, Mama !

Whammy-Clammy Candy !
A whole pound !

- Candy !
- My, my.

That looks like enough candy
to last you children all year.

Yea !
Whoo-hoo !
All right !

- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Peanut ]
This is gonna be great !

I can almost taste it now !
[ Giggling ]

Hey, I've got a great idea:
Let's have some more candy !

[ Laughing ]
Huh ?

Now, hold on, kids.
You already had candy
at the fair.

- One Clammy Candy a day.
That's our rule.
- But why, Mom ?

Because any more candy
than that is
just not good for you.

It can give you cavities
and ruin your appetite for
healthy food, like lima beans.

And now you kids have
to brush your teeth
and get ready for bed and--

Can I just have one more ?
[ Sighs ]
Uh-uh.

Want candy !
Want candy !

Yeah, me too.
Yeah, but I guess
it's better this way.

Huh ? What are you
talking about, Jelly ?

Well, now we'll have a piece
to look forward to eating
tomorrow and the next day.

Yeah !
And the day after that !

[ Together ]
And the day after that,
and the day after that.

♪ Tutti-frutti, triple fudge
In the bowl they're waitin' ♪

♪ Whammy-Clammies far away
It's oodle-ay frustratin' ♪

♪ Let me say there just may be
cause for celebratin'♪

♪ Whammy-Clammies once a day
are worth anticipatin' ♪

♪ Whammy, Clammy ♪
♪ Clammy, Whammy ♪

♪ One, two, four, five, eight
Eating yummy, gummy, good ♪

[ Giggling ]
♪ Once a day is great ♪

♪ Whammy, Clammy ♪
♪ Clammy, Whammy ♪

One, three
four, five, twelve ♪

♪ It's so fun to think a ton
of candy's on the shelf ♪

♪ Purple passion, lemon splash
Think of all the rest ♪

♪ Red rosettes and flounder zest
I like fruit-fish best ♪

♪ Rocky road, marshmallow toad
sugar eel supremes ♪

♪ Tuna spice and sardine ice
We'll count 'em
in our dreams ♪

♪ Whammy, Clammy ♪
♪ Clammy, Whammy ♪

♪ One, two, four, five, eight ♪

♪ Eating yummy, gummy, good
once a day is great ♪

♪ Whammy, Clammy ♪
♪ Clammy, Whammy ♪

♪ One, three, four
five, twelve ♪

♪ It's the thing imagining ♪

♪ That candy's on the shelf ♪

Ten candies, eleven candies,

twelve candies--
[ Yawns ]

[ Snoring ]

Hey ! Anybody home ?

Have no fear,
the flickster's here.

Hey, what's this ?

Wow !
Whammy-Clammy Candy !

My favorite !
[ Inhales ]

Mmm, clammy !

[ Thinking ]
I know I shouldn't eat this
without asking first.

Aw, cheese and quackers !
They'll never miss just one.

[ Chewing, Swallowing ]

[ Munching Greedily ]

[ Jelly ]
It's time for our candy !
Oh, I can't wait !

All right !
Candy, candy,
here we come !

[ Whimpering ]

I'm going to have
a triple-fudge Whammy today.
What about you, Peanut ?

Let's see. I think I'll have
a tutti-frutti Whammy.

[ Gasps ]
Hey, these wrappers are empty !

Candy, candy !
Who ate all the candy ?
I don't believe this !

What are you three
up to ?
[ Gasping ]

Uh-oh.
I think we're in trouble.

Hmm.

Good morning, Flick.
I didn't do it !

Do what ?
Say, what's that
on your forehead ?

What forehead ?
Oh, this. This is, uh--
This is not a candy wrapper.

[ Grunting ]

Huh ?

Are you okay ?
[ Whimpering ]
Yes.

Why are you holding
your cheeks ?

I'm not holding my cheeks.
I'm pressing my hands
with my face.

Well, see ya.
[ Grunting, Whimpering ]

Gotcha ! Huh !
Talk about a pesky wrapper !

[ Chuckling ]

♪ [ Humming ]

Oh, hi, sweetheart.
I just baked you a whole tray
of your favorite cookies.

[ Groaning ]
Uh, no, thanks, Ma.

[ Moaning ]

[ Groans ]
Well, I'll just bring
the cookies up to your room,

and you can have them
when you want them.
Oh, no !

If they catch me
with this wrapper,
they'll know I ate the candy !

Flick ?
Huh ?

They'll never
speak to me again.
They'll put me in jail !

[ Gasps ]
I'll have to leave
Lake Hoohaw.

Here I come.

[ Gasps ]
Just a second !

Oh, what am I gonna do ?
I've got to think !

PBJ are always doing
that noodle dance
to come up with ideas.

If an otter can do
a noodle dance,
so can a duck.



♪ Noodle ♪

♪ Noodle
Do the noodle dance ♪

I got it !
I'll suck up the wrapper
with the vacuum cleaner !

Oh, but to get
the vacuum cleaner,
I have to go past my mom.

Oh, it's no use.
I'll just have to leave
the wrapper on.

That's it !
I leave the wrapper on,
but I disguise it, see ?

Oh ! I add
a lot of bandages !
Yeah !

Then the wrapper will look
just like a bandage !

Man, I am one smart duck !
[ Chuckling ]

Who am I talking to ?

Flick, are you all right ?

[ Gasps ]
Flick, what happened ?

I did some hard thinking.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ]
Ooh, my darling.

Don't worry. I'll see ya later.
I'm gonna go play with Peanut.

[ Opal ]
It's open !

Oh, hi, Flick.
How are you this fine day ?

Well, I'm just great,
Mrs. Otter.

Say, what a wonderful
wooden spoon.
They are so handy.

Aren't they ?
Oh, my goodness !

Flick Duck,
how did you get
all those boo-boos ?

What boo-boos ? Oh, these ?
It's nothing, believe me.

Can Peanut come out and play ?
No, Flick.
I'm afraid he can't.

- Why not ?
- PBJ are upstairs
in their room.

They had to take a time-out.
They were only supposed to eat
one candy a day,

and they ate the whole bowl.
No, they didn't.
I mean, they did ?

You'll just have to come by
later, Flick, when they're
finished with their time-out.

Mrs. Otter, I don't think
you should punish PBJ.

Oh, I'm afraid I have to, Flick.
They knew they were doing
something wrong.

All they did was
eat some candy.

No, Flick.
They knew the rule,
and they broke it.

[ Whimpers ]
Flick, you're looking
a little green.

You don't have a fever, do you ?
Please, Mrs. Otter.
You're so nice I can't take it.

Flick, is there something
you want to tell me ?

Yeah.
But it's the same thing
I don't want to tell you.

Well, you see, Mrs. Otter,
I recently did a noodle dance
in my room.

But I did this noodle dance
for the wrong reason.

You see, I was only thinkin'
about me-- thinkin' about
how to stay out of trouble--

when I should have been
thinkin' about PBJ.

Well, I guess that
clears it up.

Flick Duck, I don't have
the foggiest idea
what you're talking about.

You don't ?

Oh, Mrs. Otter,
don't you see ?

I did it.
I did it, I did it,
I did it, I did it.

I did it !
Did what ?

I ate the candy !

You ate the candy ?

[ Whimpering ]
Oh, I feel so bad !

PBJ are being punished
for something I did,

and you're mad at them !

I'm so sorry !
[ Sobbing ]

Flick Duck,
you did a bad thing.

But you just did
a good thing too.

You told the truth,
and I'm proud of you.

[ Sniffling ]
You are ?

And now we're going upstairs
to apologize to PBJ.

[ Sniffling ]

So that's why I thought
you had eaten the candy.

I'm really sorry.
Oh, that's okay,
Mama.

We forgive you.
Love you,
love you !

I'm sorry, PBJ.
I should have told you
I ate the candy.

But I'm gonna figure out a way
to make this up to you.

How does two pounds
of Whammy-Clammy Candy sound ?

[ Together ]
Whoo-hoo !

So, Mrs. Duck actually
punished Flick this time.

Yeah. She made him
pay for the candy himself,

and he had to stay
in his room for a whole hour.

The hour's gotta be up
by now.

Yeah.
Why doesn't he
come out and play ?

[ All ]
Flick ! Hey, Flick !
You can come out now !

- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Flick ! Can you
come out and play now ?

- I don't think so.
- Why not ?
- Come on, Flick, please.

You're done
with your time-out.

- Oh, it's not 'cause
of my time-out.
- It's not ?

No. I can't come out
because I have a bad tummyache
from eating all your candy.

Mama said that was
enough candy to last a year.

I hope my tummyache
doesn't last that long.

We hope you feel better
soon, Flick.
[ Laughing ]

[ All Laughing ]
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