02x05 - Come Back, Little Monster/The Big Sweep

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x05 - Come Back, Little Monster/The Big Sweep

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pbj ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pbj, pbj ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pbj, pbj, pbj, pbj ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pbj, pbj ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

ladies and gentlemen,
quiet, please.

Jam jelly j. Is about
to try for the world
rock skipping record.

She's looking
for the right rock.

She's got it. Here comes
the windup and the throw.

one, two, three, four,
five, six ! Six !
she did it ! Six !

- Hey, dad. Put 'er there.
- [ Laughing ]

[ Buzzing ]
oh ! Oh !

[ Both laughing ]

[ All laughing ]

[ Laughing ]
huh ? Hey, what's this ?

[ Whirring ]

wow ! What's that ?

Jam jelly j. Searches
for another rock.

What is it, son ?

What do you see ?
What is it ?

Some kind of
furry, fuzzy creature, and
she's looking for something.

Where ? Where ?
Let me see.

Wait. She's
looking for a rock.

Hmm ? Maybe this is
her pet rock and she's lost it.

I'll be right back.

Huh ?
[ Screams ]

[ Both screaming ]

Oh ! She yelled at me, mama !

Ooh. Ooh, there, there.

[ Screaming ]
huh ?

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

[ Screaming ]
whoa.

I just saw
a monster !
Whoa !

I just saw a monster
in the lake !

Huh ?

Really ! I saw a monster !

Jelly, you have
the wildest imagination.

No ! It was real,
and it was scary and--

Okay, jell, don't worry.

We'll all go together
and take a look.

This way ! This way !

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasps ]
there he is !

Come on, everybody !
He's right there !

we're coming !
we're right behind you.

Uh-oh !

Hurry ! Hurry !

See ? There's no monster.

He was right there.

If you need me,
I'll be eating pie.

Didn't you ever hear
the story of the otter
who cried wolf ?

Thanks for scaring me
for no reason.

Nobody believes me.

You believe me,
don't you, baby butter ?
Uh-huh.

You believe me,
don't you, peanut ?
I believe you, jelly.

But I'd believe you a lot more
if I could see it.

Hmm ? I know !

Maybe the monster
left something behind.

You mean like his wallet ?
No ! Like monster drool
or monster scales.

Or monster footprints !
Yeah !

Come on !
Maybe we can find some.

no monster footprints here.
no monster footprints
here either.

[ Together ]
monster footprints !

He sure has little footprints
for such a big monster.

Wait a minute, jelly.

These are our footprints.
We walked in a circle.

Peanut, maybe
everybody's right.

Maybe there isn't
a monster after all.

[ Growling ]

[ Laughing ]

I'm the lake hoohaw
monster !

Very funny, flick.
You scared baby butter.

Sorry, butter.

Call me if you see
any more monsters.
[ Laughing ]

I got to come up with
some other way to prove
there's a monster.

There's only one thing
left to do.

Go help flick eat pie ?

No ! We got
to do a noodle dance.

I'll do some thinking,
but none of that dancing.



♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ use your noodle
use your brain ♪

♪ solve a problem
it's no strain ♪

♪ use your noodle
that's your brain ♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ in a bind
just use your mind ♪

♪ use your noodle ♪
I've got it !

What ? What ?
What happened ?

We ask the monster
to pose for a painting !

Hmm ? I don't think
the monster will
sit still that long.

But what if we borrowed
mayor jeff's camera ?

We could snap
a picture.
Come on !

[ Grunts ]

Thanks again, mayor jeff.

We'll be real careful
with your camera.

This is a great idea,
peanut.

One good photo of the monster,
and, boom ! Everyone will know
I'm telling the truth.

Good luck, kids.

Seems like we've
been looking for hours.

Hmm ?
[ Gasping ]

Well, at least baby butter
is having a good time.

Wait a minute.
I think she sees something.

Peanut, peanut, look !

What ?
There ! Right there !

Where ?
Take the picture !
Take the picture !

- oh ! Oh ! Oh !
- [ shutter clicks ]

- We did it ! We did it !
- did what ?

Again ! Again !
Saw the monster !

You got the picture,
right ?
Um, I hope so.

Hmm ?

Is there a monster,
mayor jeff ?
Well, take a look.

Look !
It's right here !

See ? He's big and blobby,

He's the scariest
monster ever !

I don't know, jelly.

Didn't believe me,
did ya ?

But I've got proof
that I did see a monster.

You ready ? Look !

[ Murmuring ]

Pretty amazin', huh ?

If you ask me,
it looks like
a blurry blob.

No ! It's not a blob.

It's real !
It's the monster.

Come on, peanut.
Let's go do
something important,

Like finish that pie.

Uh, jelly,
I'm going with flick.

I've had enough
monster hunting
for now, okay ?

Yeah, that's okay.

But I'm not leaving
until I can prove
I saw a monster.

Good luck.

Pie ?
You can go ahead,
baby butter.

[ Giggles ]

No one believes me,
but I really did see something.

♪ Come back, come back ♪

♪ No one will believe
what I see ♪

♪ Come back, come back ♪

♪ Help clear this mystery ♪

♪ I sit and wait and wonder ♪

looking here and yonder ♪

♪ I start to doubt
what I'm about ♪

♪ Help me believe in me ♪

♪ Oh, come back, come back ♪

♪ Can't you see
and hear how I feel ♪

♪ come back, come back ♪

♪ I've got to know
you're real ♪

♪ I sit and wait and wonder ♪

♪ Was it just a mistake
a blunder ♪

♪ I start to doubt
what I'm about ♪

♪ Help me believe in me ♪

♪ You can believe in me ♪
♪ help me believe in me ♪

Ooh, my !

Hey.

You don't look
like a monster.

You don't look like
a monster either.

I'm an otter.
What are you ?
I'm a manatee.

- What's a manatee ?
- I don't know.

What's a man a tee
with you ?

[ Laughing ]

I don't get it.
Manatee ?
You get it ?

Manatee ?
[ Laughing ]
never mind.

We're kind of like whales,
only cuter. Check this out.

So why'd ya think
I was a monster ?
I don't look monstery.

- Well, you yelled at me.
- You yelled at me too.

I guess we must have
scared each other.

I'm jelly.
What's your name ?

Well, where I'm from,
my name is--
[ barks ]

Oh. Mind if
I call you kevin ?

Sure ! Put 'er there.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Giggling ]

Come on !
[ Barks ]

Vacation's over.
We're going home.

Oh, no. Can't you
just stay another minute
so you can meet my friends ?

Okay ! I can
stay for a minute.

Don't move !
I'll be right back.

Come on ! Look !
This better be good.

Yeah, jelly,
I'm getting tired
of this game.

Whoa ! Look at that.
Jelly's telling the truth.

His name's--
[ barks ]

But I just call him
kevin for short.

Here. Let me through.
[ Laughs ]

- Say manatee.
- Manatee !

It's funny how I thought
kevin was a monster, and
he thought I was a monster too.

I really learned
something today.
Not to jump to conclusions ?

Not to judge an animal
by how he looks ?

Oh, sure, that,
but I also learned
all these new jokes.

Where does a manatee sleep ?
Wherever it wants,
as long as it's under water.

[ Laughing ]

Why did the manatee
cross the road ?

To get to the other tide.
Get it ? Tide ?

Hmm !

What a sh*t !
I'm so good !

I'm so good !
I'm so very, very good !

yes !

What are we going to do ?
He's winning all our marbles.

Don't worry. It's time
for me to pull out the mother
of all marbles. Big blue.

[ Gasps ]

Not big blue !

[ Giggles ]
great idea.

You always win with big blue.
Where is it ? Where is it ?

Right here.

Behold, big blue.

Wow ! It's invisible.

Oh, no ! I forgot.
I told jelly she could
play with my marble.

[ Laughs ]
tough luck, otter.

Well, I guess
that's the game.

Just give me one minute.
I'll be right back.

All right, but I'm
not waiting forever.

[ Giggling ]

Hmm. This shoe's
kind of tight.

Hi, butter. Hi, jelly.

Listen, jelly,
I need big blue right away.

Sure, peanut.
I was just playing with it.

It's right--
it's right-- it's right--

Don't tell me
you lost my marble.

I didn't lose it.
I just don't know
where it is right now.

Oh, no ! I'm gonna
lose all my marbles !

Don't worry, peanut.
We'll find it
really quickly.

[ Giggles ]
hey, look !
I found baby butter.

Great, but she wasn't lost.
Now, please, hurry !

Maybe the marble
rolled under the bed.

Ah, I was wondering
what happened to
the rest of my clam pizza.

No wonder you can't find it.
Look how messy this room is.

It's not messy.
It's fun.

- It's messy !
- Fun !

- Messy !
- Fun !

Look, jelly, I just need
to find my marble, okay ?

Well, I haven't left the room
since I played with it.

It's got to be
in here somewhere.

What do we do ?

I've got it !
You found my marble ?

No, but I've got a plan.

We take everything
that isn't big blue
and throw it down the chute.

I don't get it.

If we take out all the stuff
that's not big blue,
what's going to be left ?

Big blue !
Jelly, you're a genius.

Let's get started.



♪ Ooh, ha, ooh, ha
ooh, ha, ooh, ha ♪

♪ Oh, yes, what a mess
got a lot to do ♪

♪ where's the floor, shut
the door till we're through ♪

♪ Hit the dirt, grab a shirt
doesn't matter whose ♪

♪ Pick up pairs of
underwear, socks and shoes ♪

♪ Ooh, ha, ooh, ha
ooh, ha, ooh, ha ♪

♪ Hey, pretty polly
pickin' up a dolly ♪

♪ a volleyball, a baby shawl
jeepers, ain't it jolly ♪

♪ A lump of coal, a fishin' pole
cleanin' all we can ♪

♪ Juice it up, spruce it up
make it spick-and-span ♪

♪ Ooh, ha, ooh, ha
ooh, ha, ooh ♪

[ Giggles ]

You sure you didn't take
big blue out of this room ?
Yes.

It's not here.

[ mom ]
kids, what's
going on here ?

[ Together ]
uh-oh.

What is all this stuff
doing here ?

- What stuff ?
- Jelly.

Okay, okay, maybe it's
a little messy down here, mama,

But you should see
how clean our room is.

Clean as a whistle.
[ Whistles ]

Kids, I'm in a big hurry.
I don't have time for this.

When I get back,
I want all your stuff
out of this kitchen.

- Do you understand ?
- Yes, mama.

Great. Now
I have two problems.

I have to find my marble,
and I have to clean the kitchen.

Finding the marble
shouldn't be too hard.

What do you mean ?

If big blue isn't in our room,

It's got to be
in one of these piles.

Jelly ? Jelly ?
What are you doing ?

Come on, peanut.
Help me spread this stuff out so
we can get a better look at it.

We'll find that old marble
in no time.

But mom said we have
to get all this stuff
out of the kitchen, remember ?

Oh, yeah, I forgot.
I've got it !

- You found my marble ?
- No, but I've got a new plan.

First we take all this stuff
out to the yard, then
we spread it out and--

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

peanut ? Peanut ?
oh, hey, munchy.

What's taking so long ?
It's a long story, but we have
to clean up the whole kitchen.

You better hurry and bring your
marble. Flick says he's only
going to wait one more minute.

Can't you make him wait
a little longer ?

- How ?
- Ask him to tell you how good
he is at sh**ting marbles.

He'll talk forever.
Good thinking.
That's using your noodle.

[ Grunts ]

What are you doing ?
Taking off my shoe.
My foot hurts.

Can't you do that later ? We
got to go through all this stuff
if we're going to find big blue.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Not now, butter.
We've got work to do.

you sure do, peanut.

Dad !
What's all this mess ?

Daddy, I know the yard
is a little messy, but
you should see the kitchen.

Clean as a whistle.
[ Whistles ]

Yeah, and our room
is really neat too.

All I know is,
I've got to mow the lawn.

When I get back with mayor
jeff's lawn mower, all this
stuff has to be out of here.

- You understand ?
- Yes, sir.

I don't believe it.
First I had to
clean up our room.

Then I had to
clean up the kitchen.

Now I have to
clean up the yard.

Perfect day, huh ?
You love keeping things
all neat and tidy.

I guess I should try to be
a little more neat from now on.

Hey, look !
[ flick ]
listen to me now.

[ jelly ] looks like flick
is telling one of those endless
stories of his.

See ? We have lots of time.

Oh, no, we don't.

Come on !

there. That takes
care of the mess.

But what about my marble ?

I'll never find big blue.
Never ! Never !

Don't worry, peanut.
We haven't even done
a noodle dance yet.

That's when we do
our really best thinking.

I'll do some thinking,
but I'm definitely not dancing.



♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ use your noodle
use your brain ♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

I've got it !

What ? What happened ?
What ? You found the marble ?

All I have to do is use
a special marble-sniffing toad
to sniff out the marble.

Great idea, except we don't have
a special marble-sniffing toad.

Oh, right.

Hmm ? Maybe if you
just retrace your steps.
You know, backtrack.

Okay, but I don't see
how it's going to help.

Jelly, what are you doing ?
Backtracking
and tracing my steps.

No. That's not what I meant.

Just think about what
you were doing right
before you lost the marble.

Oh ! I get it.

Use my noodle. Hmm.

take it step-by-step.

okay, I was playing
with the marble.

okay, good,
and then what ?
then I lost it.

There must have been an
in-between thing that happened.

Hmm ? Let me think.

I thought about
going outside to play.

Yeah ? And then
what did you do ?

I put on my shoes.
And then what happened ?

Nothing, except
my foot hurt a little.

It still does,
as a matter of fact.

Hey ! Maybe there's
something in your shoe
that's making your foot hurt.

Something round and hard ?

Yeah ! Like a marble !

Let's take a look.

Big blue !
Come on, big blue !

Aha ! Yes !
Big blue !

Here you go, dear brother.
I hope it's not too late.

Whoo-hoo !
Thank you, jelly !

So, they made me the most
valuable player just in time
for the marble olympics.

i got it ! I got it !
munchy, flick, look !

Oh, man, I was just
getting to the good part !

But I'm ready to
finish our marble game.

And now I've got big blue.

Big blue ! Uh-oh !

yes !

As you can see,
the yard is very clean.

And so is the kitchen.

And so is our room.

That's great, kids.
You did a good job
cleaning up.

But why were you moving
all that stuff around anyway ?

It all started when I borrowed
peanut's best marble.

I guess I should have
paid more attention
to where I put it.

But it all worked out okay.
I won back almost
all my marbles.

Well, all's well
that ends well.

Okay, kids,
it's time for your bath.

It might not be such
a good night for a bath.

- Why's that ?
- we still have one place
left to clean.

[ Both screaming ]

Uh, the bathroom ?

[ Both laughing ]

[ laughing continues ]

[ laughing continues ]
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