02x06 - Butter Tags Along/Flick's Big Find

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x06 - Butter Tags Along/Flick's Big Find

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pbj ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pbj, pbj ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pbj, pbj, pbj, pbj ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pbj, pbj ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

[ Slurping ]
that was one
good breakfast.

How about just one more
"pompalope" fritter ?

Ernest !
Don't forget about work.

Oh, yeah-- work.

[ Kissing sound ]
[ giggling ]

[ Kissing sound ]
da !

See ya !
Have a good day,
daddy !

I gotta go too.

[ Slurping ]

My, jelly !
What's your rush ?

Pinch and I are gonna go
digging on the beach
for buried treasure.

Digging ?
Pinch raccoon wants
to go digging ?

I'm doing the digging.
She's just interested
in the treasure part.

You two make
a great team.

I promise to bring back
shiny rocks and bottle caps
for everyone.

[ peanut ] bye !
[ opal ]
have fun, jelly !

Okay, you two.
I'm going to be fixing
that leaky sink upstairs.

Call me
if you need me.
Okay, mom.

'Kay.
[ Slurping ]

[ Crunching ]
huh ?

Peanut !
Peanut !

Let's get you cleaned up...

So we can go out
and play.
[ Giggling ]

So butter,
what do you want
to play today ?

Blocks ? Coloring ?
Read a book ?

- Book ! Book !
- A book it is.

[ munchy ]
calling all explorers !

the great team hoohah
trip around the world
is about to begin !

- Around the world !
- Hey, that sounds like
flick and munchy.

- Hey, guys, what's up ?
- We're going on a big trip--

All the way
around the world !
We brought snacks.

It's going to be
very dangerous and scary.
Want to come ?

Yeah !
I've just got
to ask my mom.

[ peanut ]
mom ? Mom !
hmm ?

Flick and munchy
are going on a big trip.

They're taking snacks
and everything.

Ooh ! A big trip ?
Where to ?

All the way
around the world !
Can I go with them ?

Of course, peanut.
Just don't leave
the backyard.

All right !
[ Giggling ]

Don't forget !

Take a bottle of milk
for butter.
okay !

Let's go !
Go, go !

- What ?
- What is that ?

Butter's bottle.
Why ?
Ba-ba.

Peanut, come here
a sec.

There are three rules
in world traveling.

One, no babies.
Two, no babies.
And three, no babies.

But we always go places
with butter.
[ butter ] yeah, yeah !

Not when we go
around the world.

But flick--

[ Whimpering ]
I hate conflict !

come on, flick.
it's no big deal.

Baby butter can help us
on our trip.

Are you kidding ?

Hey, if you want to stay
home and play with babies,
you go right ahead.

But me and munchy are
going around the world.
Right, munch ?

Um, well, i, um, um--

Right. So, it's up
to you, peanut.
It's us or butter.

you choose.
[ groans ]

I've got an idea !

Why don't you stay home
and watch mom
fix that leaky sink ?

- [ Blowing raspberries ]
- come on, baby butter.
Give me a break !

[ Whimpers, whines ]

Thanks, baby butter !
You're the best !

Come on, peanut !
We got to figure out how we're
gonna get around the world !

Okay, so, we start here
at the sandbox.

we travel straight north,
all the way
to the north pole.

That's gonna be cold,
isn't it ?

And, when we come
out of the volcano,

We'll be right
where we started.

Ooh !
Ooh ! Come on !
Let's go !

[ Grunts ]

Ooh ! I think I packed
too many snacks.

[ Giggling ]

[ All ]
♪ when you go exploring
land and sea ♪

♪ Anything can happen
suddenly ♪

Get back !
Look out !
♪ Gotta be on guard ♪

♪ Anything can happen
in your own backyard ♪

♪ Get a paddle
then skedaddle ♪

♪ River rushing round
tumbling over waterfalls ♪

♪ We come splashing down ♪

♪ When we go exploring
mysteries ♪

anything can happen
suddenly ♪

Watch your back !
Look out !
♪ Gotta be on guard ♪

♪ Anything can happen
in your own backyard ♪

♪ On a peak a thousand feet ♪

♪ Swinging on a rope ♪
[ flick ]
suddenly a puma leaps ♪

♪ But does he catch us ♪

♪ Nope ♪
I hope !

♪ When we go exploring
land and sea ♪

♪ Anything can happen
suddenly ♪

Watch your back !
Look out !
♪ Gotta be on guard ♪

♪ Anything can happen
anything can happen
anything can happen ♪

♪ In your own backyard ♪

[ All screaming ]

Boy ! Traveling
around the world...

Is harder
than I thought.

I'm pooped !

[ butter ]
ooh !

Hey, peanut, there's
something alive
in your pack !

- Maybe it's a bear !
- Or a lion !

Careful, guys !
He could be dangerous.

[ Giggling ]

Butter, what are you
doing in there ?

Huggy !

Cut it out,
baby butter !

Aw, that's cute.
Yeah, real cute.

Next thing you know,
she'll be crying
to go home.

She won't cry.
I promise.

Ugh ! Babies !

Come on,
we gotta climb
this mountain.

Don't look down, guys !

It's a ten-mile drop
to the rocks below !

[ Whimpering ]

Don't worry, butter.
It's just a little
hill, see ?

[ Giggling ]
listen, guys.

We're coming
to the north pole.

We gotta be
very careful.

Why ?
Polar bears,
that's why.

- [ Teeth chattering ]
- scared, munchy ?

Well, it's just getting
real cold, now that we're
near the north pole.

Brrr !

Huh ?
Come on, butter.

There's nothing
to be scared of.
hey !

I see a mean and scary
polar bear !
Where ? Where ?

Right on that houseboat--
I mean, iceberg !

[ Yawning ]

[ Whimpering ]
no, butter.

It's just mr. Raccoon,
see ?

Hey, kids !

[ Growling ]

[ Bawling ]

Aw, butter,
don't cry.

Aw, cheese and quackers.
I told you she'd
wreck everything.

[ Whimpering ]

Come on, peanut.
You gotta send her home.
No way !

Come on, flick.
Give her another chance.
Please ?

Have it your way.

But we're about
to go into the hot,
burning desert.

It's no place
for babies.

Ooh !
Ooh !
Ooh !

Think you can
handle it, butter ?
Yeah, yeah !

[ Giggling ]

Butter loves
the desert.

[ Laughing ]
[ laughing ]

Sure, but how's she gonna
feel when her throat's
burning with thirst,

And her stomach
is gnawing with hunger ?

Say, speaking
of gnawing,
let's eat !

Great idea !
Yeah !
All right !

I brought a special sandwich
that helps you survive
in the desert.

- Peanut butter !
- Hey, that's what
I got too !

- Me three.
- Ah ! Mmm !

- Milk !
- [ Both ] milk !

No milk !
No milk !
No milk !

- [ Gasping ]
- [ both ]
need milk !

Need milk !
Need milk !

Milk ! Milk !
Milk ! Milk !
Milk ! Milk !

Ha !

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

Milk !

[ opal's voice ]
take a bottle of milk
for butter.

Ba-ba !

Hmm ?
Hmm ?
Hmm ?

- [ All gasping ]
- ba-ba!

[ Giggling ]

Ahh !

[ Laughs ]
ahh !

Ahh !

Oh, that feels good.

I didn't think
I'd quack again.

Thanks, baby butter.
Yeah, butter.
You saved the day.

See, flick ?
It's a good thing butter
came along on our trip.

Yeah, I guess
you're right.

Butter, I'm sorry
I said you couldn't
come with us.

If it wasn't for you,
we'd still be stranded
in the desert, milkless !

[ Giggles ]
huggy !

Aw--
[ laughs ]

- [ Both ]
aw !
- What are you looking at ?

Explorers
got feelings too.

Now, come on !
We got a volcano
to climb !

I want to see
a glacier.
[ Butter giggles ]

So, baby butter
saved the day, huh ?

She sure did.
Flick says she can go around
the world with him anytime.

[ Chuckling ]
way to go, baby butter.

How did your
treasure hunt
go, jelly ?

Great ! We found
all these shiny rocks
and bottle caps.

What did you find,
peanut ?

The doorknob of xanadu.
Ooh !

The acorn of hammurabi.

- Ah !
- And the milk bottle
of butter.

- What ?
- Never mind.

- You had to be there.
- Ba-ba !

[ All laughing ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Both yawning ]

Ootsie, I'm bored
with our vroom-zoom 2000.
Aren't you ?

Yes, me too, bootsie.

Come on.
Let's go watch tv.

Maybe our vroom-zoom
will be less boring later.

[ Whirring ]

[ laughter ]
[ peanut ]
can't catch me !

[ jelly ]
you can't catch me !

I got you !
I got you !

Whoa !

Try to catch us.
Come on, flick.
What are you doing ?

Wow ! Just look
at this baby !

what'd you find,
flick ?

Oh ! That's ootsie
and bootsie's new
vroom thingy.

Uh, correction.
I believe it's flick duck's
vroom thingy now.

- What ?
- Everybody knows it's finders
keepers, losers weepers.

No, flick.
You know it really
belongs to the snooties.

Yeah. They were
showing it off
to us yesterday.

[ jelly ]
they're probably
looking for it right now.

- We'd better take it
back to them.
- But I want it !

Aw, cheese and quackers.

A duck can't
even keep stuff
he finds anymore.

What's this world
coming to ?

♪ So you're walking along
doing nothing wrong ♪

♪ And you suddenly see
something on the ground ♪

♪ So you lucky duck
you pick it up ♪

♪ Who can blame
you claim it in your name ♪

♪ You're walking along
maybe singing a song ♪

♪ And you see something
laying on the ground ♪

♪ You're suddenly struck
someone's bad luck ♪

♪ It's a shame
you find the owner's name ♪

♪ Finders keepers ♪

♪ But what if that
loser was me ♪

♪ Losers weepers ♪

♪ You treat others
like you want to be ♪

♪ So you're walking along ♪

♪ Maybe singing a song ♪
♪ doing nothing wrong ♪

♪ And you suddenly see ♪

♪ Something laying
on the ground ♪

♪ You're suddenly struck
someone's bad luck ♪

♪ It's a shame
you find the owner's name ♪

♪ Finders keepers ♪

♪ Losers weepers ♪
♪ what if that loser
was me ♪

♪ Finders keepers ♪

♪ Losers weepers ♪
♪ you treat others
like you want to be ♪

♪ Treat others
like you want to be ♪

Cheese and quackers !

If the poodles wanted it,
they wouldn't have left it
lying on the ground !

Maybe that's where
they keep it.

Oh ? Oh, okay.
You're right.
I'll go return it.

Bye-bye.
Flick !

The snooties
live over there.

Oh !
[ Nervous laugh ]
yeah.

Come on, flick.
Quit dragging your tail.

I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm just trying to figure out
how to turn this thing on.

Ooh !

"Ookie."

- [ Beeps ]
- [ beeping ]

Hey ! I did it !

Awesome !
That's the best toy
in the whole world !

- Flick !
- Aw, come on.

I'm just gonna mess
with it for a sec.

- What could
possibly happen ?
- Flick !

Oh, don't be
such a worry wart.

We have to take it back.

I'm just borrowing it
for a few seconds.
Cheese and quackers !

Flick.
Ahh !

Oh, brother.
What a dud.

Leave it to the poodles
to have such a lame toy.
It doesn't even fly.

- [ Beeping ]
- [ whirring ]

- Uh, flick ?
- What ?

- Oooh !
- What ? What ?

Look !
Wow ! I told you
it was a cool toy !

- Grab it ! Grab it !
- Careful ! It's mine !

Where'd it go ?

[ all yelling ]

- [ Beeping ]
- guys, remember when...

I said we didn't
have a problem ?

[ All yelling ]

We've got a problem.

[ Jelly ]
don't let it out
of your sight !

[ All yelling ]

Whoo !

Whoa !

Hey !

[ laughter ]

Georgina, you'll
never guess.

The funniest thing
just happened
to betty lou beaver.

Georgina ?
[ Laughs ]
georgi--

[ Yelling ]

- Not funny.
- Look ! It's trying to land !

Okay, get ready to catch it
if it comes this way.

I got it ! I got it !
I got it !

I don't got it.

Flick, I told you
we shouldn't have
played with it.

Now look
what happened.

How are we gonna
get it back ?

Don't ask me.
It's not my thingy.
[ Nervous laugh ]

Guys, I think this
is the perfect time
for a noodle dance.

Jelly, how many times
do I have to tell you,

I'll use my noodle
for thinking,
but I'm not dancing.

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

- I've got it !
- What ? What happened ?
What ?

We get my power boat
and water skis.

i ride
on peanut's shoulders,

ski out to the rock,
and vroom !
i pick it up.

Cool !
I didn't know
we could water ski.

Well, yeah.
We can't.

Besides, I just remembered,
I don't have a power boat
either.

Oh, man.

Hey, I know.
We could build a log bridge
over to the rock.

Yeah ! Or we could get
a big hot-air balloon
and float right over to it.

yeah ! Or we could tie
a long string to a plunger,

Then stick the plunger
on the saucer,

Then pull it in
by the string !

- [ Giggling ]
- hey, what's that ?

- What's what ?
- That thing butter's got.

It kind of looks like--
a remote control !

- [ Giggling ]
- looks like it's
for the vroom-zoom 2000.

Well, let's find out.

[ Clears throat ]
excuse me, baby butter.

May I please
take that ?
Uh-uh ! Mine !

Give me that !

Wow ! She is fast.

Come on, don't be
like that.

Just let me see it
for a sec.

- Mine !
- [ Yells ]

She's acting
like a big--
well, a big baby.

- Mine, mine, mine, mine !
- Hello ! Earth to butter !

It's not yours.
You just found it,
right ?

I think what
she's saying is,

"Finders keepers,
losers weepers."

- That's what you said,
isn't it ?
- Well, yeah, but she--

I--
I mean--

You--
but--

[ ootsie and bootsie
talking ]

Hey, who's that ?

Oh, man !
It's the snootie kids !
Hide !

Are you sure it landed
over here, bootsie ?

Saw it with my own
two poodle eyes.

Well, don't worry, bootsie.
We'll find it.

[ Sobbing ]
oh ! Oh !
Oh, ootsie !

I don't know what I'll do
without my vroom-zoom 2000 !

I'm twice as sad
as when I lost
my 1000 !

[ sobbing ]

Flick.
I know, I know.
Don't say it.

I'm sorry I took
her vroom thingy, okay ?

I told you it was
ootsie and bootsie's.
We gotta get it back.

Yeah, I know,
but butter's never gonna
give up that remote.

Wait a sec !

Butter, are you
sure you don't want
to give me that remote ?

- I'll give it right back.
- Uh-uh.

Well, in that case,
how about we play a game ?

It's called "fly the thingy."

you're the pilot
and I get to be
your copilot.

Yeah, and the way to start
the game is, you get
to push the green button

not that one, butter.
that's red.

The green one.
[ Beeps ]

I get it !
Okay, butter.

Now, how about
that stick thingy ?
Think you can push it ?

Just push it, butter.
That's it !

You're going great, butter.
Now take the wheel with me,

And let's turn it.

Push the red button !
Yes, that's it !
Now, push it !

- Push it !
- [ Beeps ]

[ Yelling ]

Whew !
Mission accomplished.

Way to go, butter !
You're a great pilot.
Ye-yeah.

Yeah ! Now let's get
this thing back
to ootsie...

Before it does
something else crazy !

[ whimpering ]

Hey, bootsie.
Hey, ootsie.

We just wanted to sort of
bring this back to you.

Oh, it's alive !
It's alive !
You found it !

Yeah, I found it
and I wanted to keep it--

You know,
finders keepers,
losers weepers--

But I was wrong.

I'm sorry.
Okay ?

You should have just asked.
We would have let you
play with it...

Just as soon
as we got bored
with it.

In fact, I'm bored
with it again, bootsie.
Me too, ootsie.

As a reward
for being honest,

You can play with these
for the rest of the day.

What do you know ?

I guess finders who
do the right thing get
to be keepers sometimes.

Well, I'm glad flick
gave the toy back
to its rightful owner.

Yes, and it was nice
of ootsie and bootsie
to give him a reward.

[ flick yelling ]

Uh-oh. I don't think
flick is enjoying
his reward.

[ yelling continues ]

- Help ! Help !
- [ Ernest ]
don't worry, flick.

Here we come !
[ Jelly ]
don't worry, flick !
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