01x16 - Art att*ck!/Puppy Pandemonium

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[Miles] "Art att*ck!"

[TRACE-E squeaks]

Ah…

[grunting] Ha!

[squeaking]

A little more red there…

a little black there.

[Peter] Whoa.

Hey, Gwen, check it out!

[Miles] And… done!

Oh, wow.

Peter! Gwen!
I didn't even know you were here.

Well, what do you think?

We love it!
You are such a good artist, Miles.

Seriously.
It's just what WEB-Quarters needed.

A painting of the spider logo.

Aw, thanks!

I'm glad you like it, because
I had the best time ever painting it.

[sighs] I just love art so much.

We know you do. That's why we got you…

these.

Surprise!

[gasps] No way!

Tickets to the museum?

[squeaking]

Yep! They've got that big show right now,

Great Paintings from Around the World.

This is so amazing!

I've wanted to see this show so much!

People everywhere love these paintings.

They're just so great!

But the one I have got to see
is The Lady in the Green Dress.

Hmm. I've never heard of it.

Me neither.

It's considered one of the greatest
works of art ever painted,

and it's my favorite.

-Check it out.
-[beeping]

-[Peter] Whoa!
-[Gwen] Ooh…

Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah.

It's amazing.

Just look at the colors,
and all the different shades of green!

The artist gets the lighting
and all the shadows just right.

I learned pretty much everything
I know about painting

from studying this work of art.

Well, let's go see it.

Aunt May's ready to drive us.

All right!

Hello, one and all.

I'm Mr. Fitzhue Von Carnegie,

and I welcome you to our special exhibit
of Paintings from Around the World.

Excuse me, Mr. Von Carnegie?

Miles! Good to see you again!

I have got to see
The Lady in the Green Dress.

-Do you know where it is?
-Oh! Excellent taste.

You'll find that glorious painting
if you head straight to room 13,

all the way at the end of the hallway
and to the left.

Cool. Thank you!

You're welcome.

Oh, and remember, no running, please.

[chuckling] Sorry. I'm just so excited.

[both laugh]

[gasps] Whoa…

Cool!

You know, Miles,

you're really talented,
and you work so hard.

One day, I bet your art
will be in a museum too.

Yeah, right next to paintings like these.

Me? Nah.

I mean, I can paint okay.

You're way better than okay.

But these paintings
are the best in the whole world.

So true, young man.

They really are,

and that is why
it's going to be so much fun

to ruin them all!

-[laughing maniacally]
-[crowd murmuring]

-[both gasp]
-Green Goblin?

What are you doing here?

Oh, did I say

-I was going to ruin the paintings?
-[screams]

I meant I'm gonna make them
more beautiful! [cackling]

-[device powering up]
-[grunts]

-[person in crowd] Oh no!
-[maniacal laugh]

[cackling]

We've gotta stop Green Goblin
before he messes up all the paintings!

It's Spidey Time!

[theme music playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

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Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Peter, Gwen, Miles!

Webs up, amazing friends!

♪ They'll use
their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

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Spidey!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Ghost-Spider!

Spin!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Webs out!

[gasps] Oh, my goodness!

What have you done?

Painting of a Handsome Gentleman
by Greta Von Hoffenplatz?

It's so, so--

Perfect? Look at that face.

Now, that's what I call handsome.

It's a masterpiece! [giggling]

Please, Green Goblin,
you must leave these paintings alone!

Oh, Mr. Museum Man,

-try and stop me.
-[beeps]

I'll just goo you up too.

-[power surging]
-[yelps]

Oh, no, you won't!

Thanks, Spidey friends!

[Gobby] Spiders!

[groans] Always getting in the way
of my creativity!

You won't stop me this time!

[cackling]

[all grunting]

[grunts]

-[groans]
-[grunts]

[groans]

[cackling]

It looks like Green Goblin wants
to ruin all the paintings in the museum.

You have got to stop him, Team Spidey.

Don't worry, Mr. Von Carnegie, we will.

Thank goodness!

I'll make sure all the visitors
get out safely.

Now to take care of Gobby.

[gasps] Team, look!

He splattered La Clase de Ballet
by Coco Picante!

-We have got to stop him!
-[Spidey] Don't worry, we will!

[Ghosty] Come on, this way!

Oh, yeah, he definitely went this way.

Cow in a Corn Field?

Another masterpiece ruined.

[gasps] The Curious Mr. Maurice?

[sobbing]
They were such beautiful paintings.

We'll get him. Let's keep looking.

[cackling] Splatting up these paintings
is so much fun!

Bang! [giggling]

Pow!

Kajow!

Mm, delish.

[laughs]

-[Ghosty] There he is!
-Huh?

We got you now, Gobby!

[Spin]
Time to stop messing up masterpieces!

Oh, but I'm having such a goo-d time.
[cackling]

-[groans]
-Miss!

[groaning] No matter.
There's another right here!

You missed again, Gobby!

[groans] You three
are starting to annoy me!

No!

Ew.

It's okay. I don't mind a little yucky goo
if it means I saved the painting,

which I did.

[grumbles] You spiders
are trying to ruin my fun!

It's time for me to splat the most
famous painting in the whole world.

[gasps] You don't mean--

The Lady in the Green Dress!

No!

I mean, what good's a green dress
without a green face to go with it?

[cackling]

I'm off to find her.

Toodle-oo!

[gas hissing, all coughing]

[Spidey] Let's go after him!

Actually, wait a sec.

But Gobby's gonna ruin
your favorite painting!

We've gotta stop him before he gets there.

Or we get there first!

Green Goblin doesn't know
where The Lady in the Green Dress is,

but we do.

Remember?

He flew off in the wrong direction.

That's right! Mr. Von Carnegie told us!

Room 13,
all the way at the end of the main hall,

-and to the left.
-Nice!

When we get to the painting,

I have an idea
how we can use it to stop Gobby.

Go, webs, go!

[splatting]

Little more here…

Hmm. Ooh, that's looking good…

and I think some here.

Hmm, that ought to do it.

Wow, you're a great artist.

It looks almost exactly
like the real thing.

[chuckles] Thanks.

Like I said, I learned a lot
from studying this painting.

I'll go hide the real one
so Gobby can't find it.

Great! When Spidey gets back,
you two take the fake one to Gobby.

When he sees it,
he'll think it's the real one

and want to goo it up.

Let him chase you for a while
to give me time.

Time for what?

Time for me to make one more painting,

and this one will stop Gobby for good.

[groans] Oh, where is it?

That painting must be
around here somewhere.

-Hey, Green Goblin!
-Huh?

Look what we've got!

The Lady in the Green Dress!

How'd you get that?

I want it! Now!

[Gobby grunts, exclaims]

You're not splatting goo on this!

Don't be so sure, spider.

I can gob it up from any angle!

Whoops! Nice try.

[grumbles] You're not
gonna stop me that easily!

Oh, I'm pretty sure we will. See ya!

[grunting]

Nice toss, Ghosty!

[grumbling]

You bring that back here!

Let me ruin it!

[paint squirting]

Oh, yeah, that ought to do it.

That looks like a pretty real exit to me.

-[comm beeps]
-Ready, Spidey.

-[grunting]
-[growling]

Copy that.

[Gobby] You and that painting
can't escape me!

Oh, goody,

I can goo up three spiders all at once.

Hmm, hmm, hmm…

[Ghosty grunting]

Hey! You can't do that!

I just did.

Looks like your time
as an artist is over, Gobby.

Like, so over.

And there's no way out of here.

Oh no?

What about this exit right over here?
[laughs]

[groans]

You painted a fake exit on the wall?

Wow! You really are a good artist.

You gotta love art.

Right, Gobby?

You gotta love art.

[groans]

[groaning] Oh, this is the worst.

It's worse than the worst.

It's the worst-est!

For your information,
"worst-est" is not a word,

and also, you missed a spot.

[grumbling] Oh!

And now,
the moment you've all been waiting for.

A mural by one of the heroes
that saved the museum

using his artistic talent.

I hope you love this marvelous artwork
as much as I do.

[music playing]

[crowd] Wow, look at that!

-[applause, cheering]
-Wow!

That's incredible!

Wow, it's fantastic.

Congratulations.

Told ya your art would be
in a museum one day.

Aw, gee, thanks.

[Rhino] "Puppy Pandemonium!"

Hi, Peter!

Your Aunt May told me
you were out here, so…

Hey, where are you?

Gwen? [Peter laughing]

I'm next to the house!

[grunting]

[laughing] Right over here!

Are… you okay?

More than okay.

I'm having a blast!

Gwen, meet Sara.

[growling]

[gasping] She's adorable!

[panting]

[laughing] Hey, that tickles!

Our neighbor, Ms. Hernandez,
asked if I could watch her for the day.

[barks]

Wow, she really likes to play.

Ms. Hernandez says
all Sara wants to do is play.

[barking]

I wonder if she knows how to play fetch.

Oh, perfect. There's a stick right here.

[whistles] Sara!

[squealing]

Look what I've got.

[barks]

Attagirl!

Bring it here, Sara!

-[panting]
-[Peter] Ha, whoa.

Hey, you're supposed to give it back!

[growling]

She really likes that stick.

I wonder what she'll think
of this box full of toys.

[toy squeaking]

Hey, girl!

Doesn't this look tasty?

[panting, barks]

[toy squeaking]

Wow, she loves it!

The toy bone must be her favorite.

[Bootsie meowing]

-[whimpers]
-[Peter] Uh-oh.

I'm not sure how Sara's gonna
react to Bootsie.

[groaning]

[barking]

-[yowling]
-No! Sara! Stop!

Don't worry, Bootsie.

She won't hurt you!

I'll catch Sara, and you grab Bootsie!

[panting]

[TRACE-E chirping]

Well… [sighs]
…Bootsie's finally calmed down.

She's taking a nap.

She's not one of your toys, Sara.

You can't just chase her around like that.

-[whimpers]
-[sighs] Sara seems a lot calmer now, too.

Maybe she'll take a nap.

TRACE-E certainly seems ready for one.

[WEB-STER] Webs up! Spidey Alert!

What is it, WEB-STER?

Rhino's on a rampage at the mall.

We need to stop him.

It's Spidey Time!

[theme music starts]

-[record scratch]
-[Sara barks, whimpers]

-[barking]
-[TRACE-E chirping]

Oh, yeah, I promised
to take care of Sara today.

I can't just leave her here.

Well, we are superheroes.

We battled Rhino, Gobby, and Ock
all at the same time.

Yeah, and this is just one bad guy.

How hard could it be to watch a puppy dog
while we take him down?

-[Sara barks]
-Come on, Sara. Let's go.

[theme music plays]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ They'll use
their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day! ♪

Spidey!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Ghost-Spider!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Webs out!

All right, Spidey, we're almost there.

The mall is just up ahead.

Copy that, Ghost-Spider.

Lead the way!

-[barks]
-Oh, no, you don't.

We need to keep you on a leash.

[whining]

[sighs] That should keep you safe.

Nice one, Spidey.

Now, let's go stop Rhino.

Yeah!

-[squealing]
-No, Sara, this way!

Come on!

[Ghosty giggling]

[cackling]

[yelps]

Ha ha!

Whoa, nice camera!

Oh!

-[shutter clicking]
-[laughs, grunts]

Cheese!

[laughing]

Cheese?

Oh, that reminds me, I'm hungry!

-[person screaming]
-Pretzels?

Yum!

[yelps]

-[grumbling] Outta my way, pretzel guy!
-[screams]

Hey! [laughs]

Even more cheese!

Mmm…

My favorite kinda snack, the stolen kind!

[laughs]

Mm… all for me!

I'll be eating you later.

[cackling]

Huh?

Ooh, look at that! A magic wand!

Ooh, I'll take that too! [grunts]

Hey, magic wand,
make me a milkshake out of thin air!

Abra-shazoo!

There he is! Oh, he's such a bully.

Not even the costume shop is safe.

His stealing spree ends now.

[barking]

You be a good girl, Sara,
and stay right here.

Ghost-Spider and I will be right back.

[barking, whimpering]

Where's my milkshake?

Aw, this thing isn't magic.

Hmm.

[barking]

[barks]

[panting]

Uh, I'll keep it anyway 'cause it's purdy.

[laughing]

It was fun, everyone,
but I'm done shopping for the day.

Huh?

You're not done until you stop rampaging
through this mall,

and return that wand you stole.

Or we can take it back from you.
Your choice.

Let's just see you try! [cackling]

[growling]

Vicious att*ck dog, eh? Ha!

[grunting] Outta my way!

Sara! [grunts]

[grunts]

Hey, watch out, little doggy!

-Whoa!
-[barking]

[grunts]

[grumbling]

[grunting]

What?

You can't take that.
I stole it fair and square.

Come here, you! Give that back!

Look, Sara has the wand!

[Ghosty] And Rhino's running after her!

Come on!

[grunting] Stop! Aw, sit!

Uh, roll over?

[grumbling]

I got you now! Hey!

No puppy playtime for you, Rhino! [grunts]

[groaning]

[roaring]

Ghost-Spider, can you get Sara?

I'm on it!

Rawr! [grunts]

Get back here, spider!

Ah… gotcha!

-[Sara barks]
-What?

Uh, Sara!

She thinks we're playing.

I'll get in front of her!

-Easy, puppy.
-[Sara barks]

Now I got ya-- [groans]

Sara!

Outta my way! Yeah!

[Spider-sense trilling] Whoa!

[grunts]

[sighs]

[Rhino grunting]

Thanks, Team Spidey!

You're welcome!

[barking]

Hey, come on.

There better not be
puppy slobber on my wand!

-[Rhino roars]
-[Sara barks, panting]

[groaning]

[Ghosty] Ah, this isn't working!

I think Sara loves playing with that wand
a little too much.

Too bad we don't have that
squeaky chew bone from her box of toys.

She would drop the wand
to play with that, for sure.

Well, hey, wait a minute.

Maybe I can make a bone out of webs.

There we go.

-It's a little sticky, but it'll do.
-Nice!

Sara! Sara, look!

-I have your chew bone!
-[toy squeaks]

-[Rhino lunging]
-[barking]

Yes!

[laughing]

It's mine now!

Ew!

-[barking]
-There you go.

-[toy squeaks]
-That's a good girl.

[grumbling]

We've got to stop Rhino,
but we can't leave her on her own again.

I'll watch her.

We'll take turns puppy-sitting
if we need to.

Good idea!

-[Rhino laughing]
-[Spidey] Rhino, stop!

-[Rhino] Never!
-[Spidey] Is it your turn yet?

-[Rhino roaring]
-[Spidey] Time to switch?

[Rhino] Give it back!

[Ghosty] I don't think so!

[Sara barking]

[growling]

Give it back, Sara! Come on, Sara!

-[grunting]
-Give it back!

[growling]

Whoa!

Whoa…

[grumbles] That's it!

I am done getting chased around
by you two.

I'm outta here! I'm out!

-[toy squeaks]
-[grunts] Oops!

-[toy squeaks]
-[grunts] Huh?

-[toy squeaks]
-[groaning]

First puppy drool,
and now a sticky web toy?

-[groans]
-[barking]

[panting]

[cackling]

-Sara, no!
-[growling]

[barking]

Cute puppy, and now she's mine!

[laughing] Cut it out!

Ooh! [giggles] I mean it!
[giggles] That tickles!

Well, I guess now is our chance.

Let's web him.

[groaning]

That puppy! That puppy tricked me!

I had no idea
how cute and cuddly she could be

when she wasn't stealing my stolen stuff!

She also saved the day.

Good girl, Sara, good girl.

[barking]

[Spidey] Aw.

Who's the cutest?

You are! Yes, you are!

Peter, Ms. Hernandez called and says
she's coming over to pick up Sara.

Aw… Thanks, Aunt May!

I'm really going to miss her.

Yeah, me too.

She was a lot of work,
but it sure was worth it.

Right, girl?

Oh, it's okay.

She also said she'd like you
to watch Sara again next week,

if it's not too much trouble.

-All right!
-We'd love to!

Great! I'll let her know.

One last game of fetch?

Sara! Here, girl!

-[Sara barks]
-Who wants a stick?

[barking]

Wow! Did you see that?

Great job, pup!

Wait, you're supposed to give it back.

That's not yours. [laughing]

I'm gonna get ya!

[Bootsie meowing]

It's okay, Bootsie. I got ya.

[Gwen] Come here, Sara!

-Give me that stick!
-[Peter laughs]