03x04 - Antarctic Adventure/Let It Snowball, Let It Snowball, Let It Snowball

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

MAN: [SINGING] They can climb
great heights to do what's right

The Spidey team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing friends

NARRATOR: Antarctic adventure!

-ALL: Wow!
-Check it out.

We're in Antarctica!

All the way down
at the bottom of the world!

GHOST-SPIDER:
Everything's so cold and icy.

SPIN: [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, and look at the penguins.

Hi, penguins.

-[PENGUINS SQUAWKING]
-Aw, they're so cute.

Look how they walk around.

[MIMICKING PENGUIN]

[BOTH LAUGH]

Having a little fun
with the penguins, Team Spidey?

Aw, who could blame you? [CHUCKLES]

They really are adorable.

But let's not forget why we're here.

SPIN: Don't worry, Mr. Von Carnegie.

If the lost treasure
of Phineas Spinnaker is around here,

we're gonna find it.

And get it safely back to the museum.

Splendid!

There's a lot of mystery
surrounding this treasure.

People don't even know
exactly what it is.

Only that it's really valuable.

Precisely.

Now, according to my research,

the treasure should be
somewhere near this area.

Aboard Phineas's ship,
the Frolicking Otter.

One day long ago,
Phineas sailed it deep into an icy cave.

Water froze all around it.

The crew fled to safety,

but that ship has been
stuck there ever since.

So if we find the ship,
we find the treasure.

Yes, or, as Phineas Spinnaker called it,

the greatest treasure of the Antarctic.

SPIN: Let's go look for it.

But, wait.

Are you three sure
you don't need jackets?

Here, at least have some hot cocoa.

We're okay, Mr. Von Carnegie.

Our Web-Spinner suits
protect us from the cold.

[LAUGHS] Web-Spinner suits?

What will you Spideys think of next?

-[CRACKING]
-[ALL SCREAM]

My goodness!

[ICE BREAKING]

[PENGUIN CRIES]

Look, a piece of ice
broke away from the shore.

SPIN: Poor baby penguin. He's stuck.

SPIDEY: We'll be right back.

Go-webs-go!

Be brave, little penguin,

Team Spidey will be there soon.

GHOST-SPIDER: Look, that little
piece of ice is really unstable.

I don't think we can land on it.

We have our ice webs.

We can freeze a path for it

-GHOST-SPIDER: back to its family.
-Yes!

One ice bridge coming up.

ALL: Go-ice-webs-go!

It's working.

[CHIRPS]

[PENGUINS SQUAWKING]

[CHIRPING]

SPIN: Go, little penguin, go!

[PENGUINS CHITTERING]

[BABY PENGUIN CHIRPING]

-All right!
-Whoo-hoo!

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Amazing!

[GASPS]

A bridge made of ice webs?

[CHUCKLES] Nicely done.

-[THUDDING]
-[GASPS]

Oh no!

GHOST-SPIDER: The ice is cracking again.

[ALL GRUNT]

[PENGUINS CHITTERING]

Oh, that was close.

I wonder why
all this ice keeps breaking away.

GHOST-SPIDER: Hmm.

Hey, look, over there.

Is that steam?

Why would there be steam
in this frozen land?

There's water on the ice over here,
and it's hot.

SPIN: Hot water hitting the ice

must be what's making all of this steam.

Hmm, yes, and melting the ice, too.

No wonder it's breaking off
into the sea.

That's not good for the Penguins.

There's more steam going
all the way up to that mountain.

That must be where
the hot water is coming from.

We better find out what's going on.

Come on, Mr. Von Carnegie,
we'll give you a lift.

[LAUGHING] Now this really is a lift.

Spidey style!

SPIN: Hang on!

[MR. CARNEGIE LAUGHING]

Whoa! Look at this.

It's some kind of tunnel in the ice.

I wonder what caused it.

DOC OCK: Hurry up! Melt faster.

I think we're almost there.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

SPIN: That sounds like...

ALL: Doc Ock!

What is she doing in Antarctica?

We better find out. Come on.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo! Mmm.

[LAUGHING] Yes! Yes!

My new Octohots will melt
through all this ice in no time.

Phineas Spinnaker's treasure
will be mine!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[GIBBERING]

No, Cal, we're not going back
and getting you mittens.

I must have that treasure!

[SCREAMS]

No! [GRUNTS]

-Huh?
-Uh-oh!

You're not taking
that treasure anywhere, Ock.

Come on, Spiders.

-What are you doing here?
-[GIBBERING]

Stopping you from melting all that ice.

-[GHOST-SPIDER GASPS]
-SPIDEY: Oh, no.

[ALL GASP]

[PANTING] Ahh!

Doc Ock, your activities are making
the mountain unstable.

Huh, who cares?

I'll be out of here soon enough.

You, Octohot,
melt through these webs.

[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]

Now, you two, get them!

-Good grief.
-SPIDEY: Look out!

BOTH: Whoa!

What's that, Octohot?

Yes! You melted through the wall.

Ta-ta, Spiders.

That treasure will be mine for sure.

[HECKLES AND BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Whoa!

Team, they're getting away!

Whoa! Go, Spiders!

Look out!

[GRUNTS]

SPIDEY: Phew!
Glad they're out of the way.

SPIN: Yeah, but did you hear
that loud cracking sound?

[CRACKING]

-SPIDEY: I definitely hear that.
-Look out!

-Everyone okay?
-Yeah.

-Believe so.
-I'm all right.

[GASPS] Look.

That hole Ock got out
through is sealed shut.

If only we could move this chunk of ice.

[GRUNTS AND SIGHS]

I think it's frozen in place.

It's too bad we don't have
one of Doc Ock's Octohots.

We could use it
to melt the bottom of this ice

so it would come unstuck.

Wait. But we do have something hot.

Oh yeah. Mr. Von Carnegie,

your bottle of hot cocoa.

Of course.

It's still nice and hot.

Let's try it.

All right. I'll just pour this hot cocoa

along the bottom of this ice.

-And we'll...
-BOTH: [GRUNTING] Push!

[ALL GRUNTING]

-Yes!
-We did it.

There's the hole.

Bravo, Team Spidey.

Now to stop Doc Ock
from stealing that treasure.

Whoa!

SPIDEY: Look at that!
GHOST-SPIDER: We made it!

MR. CARNEGIE:
It's Phineas Spinnaker's long lost ship.

The Frolicking Otter.

It's beautiful!

Yeah.

[GASPS] Look, there's Doc Ock.

[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]

Look, Cal, I found it.

The lost treasure of Antarctica.

And now it's all mine.

SPIDEY: Oh, no, it's not.

GHOST-SPIDER: That belongs in a museum.

For everyone to see.

You three again? [GROANS]

Octohot, melt me a way out of here.

-SPIDEY: Oh, no, you don't.
-[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]

-You lose again, Spiders.
-No way.

Bye, bye.

GHOST-SPIDER: She's getting away.

Well, at least she's out of Octohots.

[PANTING] Team Spidey, what did I miss?

Ock got away. But not for long.

SPIN: Ready to fly again?

More ready than I have ever been.

Whoo-hoo!

To the skies we go!

Cal, quickly seal that hole
before those Spiders can get up.

[TALKING GIBBERISH]

[GRUNTS] Huh.

[GASPS AND LAUGHS] Oh, yes!

Use that big ice boulder.

Now to see what's in this chest.

[GIBBERING]

[GASPS] Uh-oh.

Oh, what are you going on about?

Can't you see that
I'm trying to open this...

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

All right, Ock. It's over.

Ock?

[YELLING]

I was not expecting that.

It's gaining on us.

Quick, Cal. Jump!

I'm not sure if this is any better.

Whoa!

[SIGHS IN RELIEF] I'm safe.

[LAUGHS] And look,
I still have my treasure.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[ICE BREAKS]

What? No. The ice broke.
Ugh, this can't be happening!

I'm too brilliant to float out to sea.

SPIDEY: Hold on, Doc Ock.
We'll help you.

I don't need your help, Spiders.

Wait. I actually don't need their help.

Come along, Cal.

I'm blasting us off of here
with my tentacles.

Ha! I've outsmarted them yet again.

[LAUGHING]

-Wait. What?
-[ALARM BEEPING]

My tentacle jets.

They're running out of fuel.

No!

[SHUTTING DOWN]

[GASPS] Whoa! No!

Good thing we've got our ice webs.

GHOST-SPIDER: And normal webs too.

[DOC OCK SCREAMS]

Your treasure hunt is over, Ock.

Oh! Phooey.

[CAL WARBLES]

Excellent work, Team Spidey.

As always.

Thanks. Now let's find out
what's in that chest.

Ah yes, the greatest treasure
of Antarctica.

Behold!

SPIDEY: It's a book?

No mere book.

This is Phineas Spinnaker's Journal!

What does it say?

"I, Phineas Spinnaker,

"hereby declare
that the greatest treasure

"in all of the Antarctic
is the adorable little penguins."

[ALL CHIRPING]

Are you serious?

I did all of this for some penguins?

[GRUMBLES]

We must do all we can to protect them

and their frozen, icy home.

SPIN: That's for sure.
GHOST-SPIDER: I totally agree.

Well, there's just one more thing
we need to do before we leave.

-What's that?
-The penguin walk!

[MIMICKING] Squawk, squawk, squawk.

-I'm in.
-Let's do it.

Capital idea.

[ALL LAUGHING]

OFFICER MORALES: Let it snowball.
Let it snowball. Let it snowball.

[SIGHS] Miles, now this is what
I call a white Christmas.

Just look at all this snow.

It's perfect.

I can't wait to try out
my brand new sled.

Oh, we're gonna have a blast.

You know, I was quite the sledder
when I was your age.

I'll teach you everything I know.

Thanks.

So where should we go first?

Right here. Wipeout Hill.

Whoa! So why is it called Wipeout Hill?

Because when most people sled down it,

they wipe out and land
in the snowbank at the bottom.

Coming down!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo! Wipeout. [EXCLAIMS]

Man, that hill is gnarly.

I have got to go again.

That hill does look super steep.

How are we gonna
sled down it without crashing?

Don't worry, son.
I'll be right there with you.

And there's a secret
to going down so you don't wipe out.

I figured it out
when I was about your age.

Now this I've got to hear.

Okay, first,
you have to duck under that branch,

and then lean left
around the fallen tree

and then swerve right
to miss the rock hidden in the snow.

Got it! I'm ready to take that hill.

[LAUGHS] That's the spirit.

Whoa!

Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

I was aiming at my sister.

[LAUGHS] We're having a snowball fight.

Hey, that's okay.

I love snowball fights.

[LAUGHS] Me too.

So you better watch out, kids. [GRUNTS]

-[BOTH LAUGHING]
-[LAUGHS]

-[LAUGHING]
-Run!

[CHUCKLES] Go, go, go, go!

Bye. Merry Christmas, kids.

Bye.

[SIGHS] Okay, let's get up that hill.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

Missed me.

ZOLA: Snow? Bah humbug!

I, Zola, do not enjoy
this white frozen fluff.

[GRUNTS]

Why must it be so cold
and cover everything?

-[THUDS]
-Argh!

That wasn't fluffy.

That was hard and crunchy.

Who threw that? Tell me!

Got you with my snowball.

No, you missed.

Interesting!

Balls of snow can be thrown
and used against the enemy.

Oh, I must have it all.

Run, children,

as I unleash the fury of my snowballs!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

-[SCREAMS] It's Zola!
-GIRLS: Run!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
You have been defeated!

And all this snow is mine!

Now where shall I watch
over my snowy kingdom? Hm?

[GASPS]

Ooh, ah-ha!

I shall go to the top of that hill
and stop anyone who tries to steal it.

All right. We're almost at the top.

Way to go!
Now, let's get this sled into position.

ZOLA: Intruders!

I command you
to leave this hill at once.

-Zola?
-This hill is for everyone, Zola.

Wrong.

Your precious park
and all its snow belongs to me!

Only I shall enjoy the snow

as long as I'm on this hill.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Whoa!

That's a lot of snowballs.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Quick, son, behind this tree.

Ah-ha! Look at them run.

You, over there. You run too.

Is that Zola? Let's go.

It's Zola.

We need to run. Run!

He says he owns this park
as long as he's on this hill.

So we've got to get him off this hill.

How are we going to do that?

By giving Zola the greatest
snowball fight he's ever seen.

First, we're gonna need
a base for protection,

so his snowballs can't hit us.

What about a snow wall?

Good idea, son.

I'll distract Zola
so you have time to build one.

Got it.

[LAUGHS] Zola won't see me
if I climb up this way.

I do so see you!

Shoo! Be gone!

[LAUGHS] You missed me, Zola.

All right. While my dad
is keeping Zola busy...

Go-Web-Spinners-go!

CHORUS: [SINGING] Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man

MAN: They'll use
their best detective skills

Combine their science smarts

And they'll put their heads together

'Cause they're brave and clever

It's time to Spidey save the day!

[GRUNTS]

One snow wall coming up!

[GRUNTS]

Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

That should do it. Now to take on Zola.

Miles, I'm coming back.

SPIN: [GASPS] Oh, no, my dad.

I better change back.

-Miles?
-Dad, quick behind here.

Look at this wall! It's incredible.

It's better than the ones
I made when I was a kid.

-Thanks, Dad.
-Hey, Zola.

Huh? Ah-ha.

You think you got us?

Well, look at this.

My son has been hard at work

on the best snow wall you've ever seen.

Now you can't get us
with your snowballs.

[GROANING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS] Bothersome snow wall.

Very well, then.

My snowballs may not be able
to reach you,

but my Hydra-bots will.

[HYDRA-BOTS GIBBERING]

Hydra-bots, get them!

Get them! Get them!

[GIBBERING]

Oh, no, Zola's bots!

It's not safe to stay here. Retreat!

-Here, behind these rocks.
-[PANTING]

[LAUGHING] My Hydra-bots
chased them away. Ah, triumph.

Hydra-bots, destroy the snow wall.

Destroy the snow wall!
Destroy the snow wall!

[WARBLING]

Goodbye, pesky snow wall.

I win! [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

What's this? I see you sneaky squirrel.

How dare you defy me?

Leave my hill at once!

-[GRUNTS]
-[SQUEALS]

What are we going to do now?

No way am I letting Zola ruin
a perfect Christmas snow day.

While the Hydra-bots are distracted,

I'm gonna charge that hill
and take on Zola.

Man versus robot! You'll be safe here.

-Be careful, Dad.
-I will. Don't worry.

I'm gonna get this park
back for everyone.

[HYDRA-BOTS GRUNTING]

-[PANTING]
-Get him! Get him!

He's definitely gonna need some help.

Hey, you Hydra-bots.

You better get me.

Get him! Get him!

[GRUNTS]

You really like snowballs?

Now let's see how you like web balls.

Oh! Ow!

One down!

Ha! That's two.

[GIBBERING]

[GRUNTS]

[THUDS]

And that's three.

Now where's my dad?

[WARBLES ANGRILY]

[GRUNTING]

Stop defying me, squirrel.

This is my hill.

Wrong. This hill is everyone's,
and I'm taking it back.

-[GRUNTS]
-Huh?

Ah, you have returned.

Good thing I prepared
this giant snowball!

Surprise! [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

I thought we were having
a snowball fight,

not a snow boulder fight.

[PANTING]

Whoa!

Hang on!

Got ya!

Spin! Am I glad to see you.

Zola's causing big problems today, huh?

He's ruining the snow day for everyone.

We've got to get him off this hill.

Hmm... [GASPS] Wait a second.

What if we got him to slide down?

Hmm.

Yeah. Down Wipeout Hill.

He doesn't know how to do it.

[LAUGHS] He would wipe out
for sure and land in the snowbank.

I'll get him to chase me
and to slip on some ice.

Ooh! And I can coach you
so you don't wipe out.

Yeah. Use your walkie-talkie.

I'll be able to hear you
on my comm-link.

Let's do it. Zola is going down.

You bet he is... Uh...

I mean, Officer Morales.

Go-webs-go!

ZOLA: I am victorious!

[LAUGHING] The park
and snow belong to me.

Snow king Zola! [LAUGHING]

Hey, Zola. You're not snow king.

I'm snow king!

You? A spider? Leave my hill at once!

[GRUNTS]

Uh-uh. You want me off this hill?

You're gonna have to chase me off.

[GRUNTS] I'll get you!

Yes. Go, Spin! [LAUGHS]

Now to use my ice webs
to make a slippery patch.

Go-Web-Spinners-go!

You can't catch me, Zola.

[CHUCKLES] You missed.

Ahh, come back, Spider.

Whoa! What?

[SPIN LAUGHING]

Duck under the branch.

Huh? Whoa! Made it!

What?

No! My crown!

[LAUGHS]

Okay. Now lean left
around the fallen tree.

Got it.

Oh, yeah. Whoo-hoo!

Whoa! Oh, no. Tree.

[SCREAMING] Tree!

[GRUNTING]

What's next?

I don't see anything.

Okay, here we go. Swerve right...

-Now!
-Whoa!

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

[LAUGHS] Yes!

[ZOLA SCREAMING]

Yes! All right!

No!

There was a rock under the snow.

How was I supposed to know that? [CRIES]

[SHIVERING]

So cold!

Your snow day is officially over, Zola.

Yes, you did it!

Zola wiped out!

[BOTH LAUGH]

Thanks for your help
sledding down the hill.

Now everyone can enjoy the snow again.

Speaking of which,
I've got to get back to my son.

I promised to take him sledding.

Oh yeah, and I have,
um, superhero stuff to do.

See ya!

Bye, Spin. Thanks!

-Ow!
-Hey, come on out, everyone.

-MAN: All right.
-Yeah!

The park is safe again.

Snowball fight!

MAN: Hey-hey! All right, yeah!

Missed me.

[GRUMBLES]

[GIGGLES] There!

Now you're beautiful.

[GROANING]

-OFFICER MORALES: Miles.
-[GASPS]

We did it! Zola is gone.

Yes! Way to go, Dad.

Well, thanks to Spin, too.

I'll tell you all about it.

But first, are you ready
to conquer Wipeout Hill?

Race you to the top? [GIGGLES]

[LAUGHING]

-Ready, son?
-[CHUCKLES] Ready!

BOTH: Whoo!

Hey, Dad, don't forget
to duck under the branch.

Good call, son.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

-Whoo-hoo!
-Merry Christmas!

-Merry Christmas, Dad.
-[LAUGHS] Whoo!

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]