02x20 - Butter's First Check-Up/The Legend of Ponce de L'Otter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x20 - Butter's First Check-Up/The Legend of Ponce de L'Otter

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Pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j, pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

[ Silly noises ]

[ Laughing ]

Made you laugh !

Hey, let's play that game
where we all tickle
each other.

You mean "tippecanoe
and tickle me too" ?

♪ Just a giggle
a tickle or two ♪

♪ You tickle me
and I'll tickle you ♪

♪ If you say tickle me
that's what I'll do ♪

- ♪ Hickely, pickely
tickely too ♪
- wait !

♪ I'm so confused
I forgot the rule ♪

♪ What did you say
the words were ♪

♪ What are we
not supposed to say ♪

Oh, we can't say,
"tickle me too."
ah, you said it !

♪ Go for a giggle
a tickle or two ♪

♪ You tickle me
and I'll tickle you ♪

♪ If you say tickle me
that's what I'll do ♪

- ♪ Hickely, pickely
tickely too ♪
- now !

♪ We have a great game that
really needs a great name ♪

♪ What do you think
we should call it ♪

♪ What do you think
we should say ♪

Uh, how about
"tickle me too" ?

Tickle me too ?
You said, "tickle me too" !
and so did you !

♪ Go for a giggle
a tickle or two ♪

♪ You tickle me
and I'll tickle you ♪

♪ If you say tickle me
that's what I'll do ♪

♪ Hickely, pickely
tickely too ♪

[ Laughing ]

I'm gonna get you, butter.
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Tickle !

Whoa !

ickle, ickle !

Butter, we're supposed to
trick you into saying that.

Ickle !

[ Laughing ]

Bird alert !
The otter kids are playing
that tickle game again !

You mean the one called
"tippecanoe and
tickle you too" ?

- That's not what's it's called.
- Yes, it is, dear.

Everyone knows the game
is called "tippecanoe
and tickle you too."

No, no, no ! It's called
"tippecanoe and tickle me too."

- Ooh !
- Well, if you insist, dear.

Ooh, hoo, hoo !
[ Laughing ]

Whoa !
Sweetheart !

Ooh !
She always fools me.

[ Munching sounds ]

Betty lou, you should see
the way these kids of mine eat.

What were you doing
to work up such appetites ?

We were playing
"tippecanoe and tickle--"

Oops.
Our tickle game.

Betty lou, do you remember
how we used to play that game ?

[ Laughing ]

Now, what was
it called again ?

I remember !
"Tippecanoe and
tickle me too" !

[ Laughing ]
stop it !

Listen, kids.

When you finish lunch,
we have to pay
dr. Molar a visit.

The dentist ?
But jelly and I
already saw dr. Molar.

-She said my teeth were perfect.
-That's true.

you two both got
very good reports this year,

but now it's
butter's turn.

[ Munching sounds ]

I want to make sure
her baby teeth are
coming in just fine.

It's her very first
visit to the dentist.
Den-den ?

[ engine idling ]
here comes
her boat now.

[ Horn honks ]

peanut and jelly,

I have to finish giving
betty lou her mud pie facial.

You two take butter
to dr. Molar's boat.

I'll catch up with you
in a second.

Come on, butter.
We're taking you
to the dentist.

Den-den !

There it is,
the dentist boat !

den-den ?
[ skidding sound ]

Whoa !
Whoa !

hey there, pb&j.
did you trip ?

Oh, I knew this
boardwalk wasn't safe.
no, munchy.

We're taking butter
for her very first
visit to dr. Molar's,

And I guess she's
a little nervous.

Really ?
I just came from there.

Going to the dentist
is one of the few things
I'm not nervous about.

A dentist is
a beaver's best friend.

Besides, look what you get
for a good checkup.

Wow.
Thanks, munchy !

I can understand being
afraid of the sky falling,
a tidal wave, clowns,

But why would anyone be
afraid of seeing a dentist ?

Cheese and quackers,
what a day !

Flick, what's wrong ?
Did you have a bad checkup ?

I'll say. I didn't
even get a balloon.
All I got was this.

Dr. Molar thinks
I eat too many sweets...

And that I don't
brush enough.

She said if I don't improve,
I might get cavities !

- [ Gasps ]
- you know what they do to you
when they find cavities ?

- What ?
- First...

- they put you
in a big, huge chair.
- ooh !

then they put a big, white
napkin around your neck !
[ screeches ]

Stop, flick !
You'll frighten butter ! Hey !

She's gone !
See what you've
done, flick ?

We gotta find her !

A toothbrush !
Cheese and quackers,
I want a balloon !

Come on out, butter.
We're going to be late.
We promised mama.

no !
aww.

I sure wish we could get her
to see how going to the dentist
is no big deal.

I know !
Let's show her !

Well, hello there,
young patient.

I am dr. Molar,
your friendly dentist.

I'm baby butter,
and I'm not scared at all.

I love the dentist.

Well, then, sit in my
exciting dental chair.
There you are.

Now open wide
so I can see
those pearly whites.

[ Gasps ]
my, what nice
teeth you have !

Now turn your head
and rinse.
[ Spitting sound ]

Good rinsing.
We're done.

Now, what color of these
really big balloons
do you want ?

- Red ? Green ?
- Green ?

You can have
whichever one you want.

- Den-den !
- Wow, that really worked.

Come on !

Den-den !
Baby
butter !

well, butter,
your first visit.

Now don't worry
about these tools,
baby butter.

They just help me
help your teeth.

- Do you know what this does ?
- Uh-uh.

See ?

You wanna try ?

- Ooh !
- Oh, butter !

Oh, that's okay.

If you're anything like
your brother and sister,

- You should have fine,
healthy teeth.
- [ Gasps ]

[ opal ]
sit up tall for
dr. Molar, honey.

Ah !
[ Whimpers ]

Now just open your mouth wide,
and let's have a look
at those teeth.

Uh-uh.

How about you just
open up for one teeny
little second, okay ?

Huh ?
What do you say ?

[ Sighs ]

- Pretty please ?
- Uh-uh.

I'm afraid I've got
another appointment waiting.

How do we get her to open up ?
I don't know.
She can be stubborn.

We can find a way.
We'll do a noodle dance.

- What's a noodle dance ?
- It's how we get
our best ideas.

Come on.
I'll show you.

Are you sure there's
enough room in here
for all of us to dance ?



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ in a bind
just use your mind ♪

♪ use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ solve a problem
it's no strain ♪

♪ use your noodle
that's your brain ♪

Oh, I haven't
danced in years !
Ya-cha-cha !

This is
so much fun.

Uh, dr. Molar,
we do the noodle dance
to try to come up with ideas.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Now let's see.

When I was a kid,
my dentist used to play
"lion and the lion tamer."

What's that ?
Open wide and
I'll show you.

Ahh.
Hey, butter,

you wanna play
"lion and the lion tamer" ?
uh-uh.

I was trying to think of
all the times in a day...

When butter opens
her mouth wide.

she opens wide
to eat an apple.

But dr. Molar couldn't see
when her mouth is full.

She yawns.

- [ Yawns ]
- when you sing her a lullaby.

♪ Close your eyes
my furry little otters ♪

♪ Fold your paws
and curl up in your bed ♪

♪ Imagine that you're
floating on the water ♪

♪ With dreams
sweetly swimming ♪

♪ In your head ♪

She opens wide
when she--

When she plays
"tippecanoe--"

"And tickle me
too" !
You asked for it.

[ Laughing ]

What are they doing ?
They're
playing a game.

Whoever says,
"tippecanoe and
tickle me too"...

Gets tickled !

So it's "tippecanoe
and tickle me too" ?

[ Laughing ]

no !
huh ?

Ickle !

[ Laughing ]

There.
That's a good girl.

my, what a beautiful
tooth you have.

And the game
got her to open up ?

It sure did.
She laughed through
her whole checkup.

Yeah. Baby butter sure was
tickled to see the dentist.

Get it ?
Tickled ?

I wish I could have seen it.
What's that game
called again ?

You know.
"Tippecanoe
and tickle--"

Oops.
Ha-ha-ha !

He almost got you to say,
"tippecanoe and tickle--"

I guess you two
are just too smart
to be tricked into saying,

"Tippecanoe
and tickle me too."

[ Laughing ]
okay ! Okay !

[ Everyone laughing ]

You know, I learn something new
about this old lake every day.

But, mayor jeff,
I thought you knew
everything about lake hoohaw.

Not hardly. Take the legend
of ponce de l'otter,
for example.

You mean the famous
otter explorer ?

That's the one.

I always wondered
what happened to his
famous golden telescope.

And now I know.
Tell us, mayor jeff.
What happened to it ?

Hoohaw ! Look.
It's right here
in this history book.

[ mayor jeff ] it seems ponce
de l'otter was busy exploring
lake hoohaw, when suddenly--

Look !
Huh ?

his ship, the santa gazpacho,
sailed right into hoohaw rock !

- caramba !
- oh !

no ! My fancy
golden telescope !

I don't believe it.

I got that telescope
as a gift from mama when
I graduated explorer school.

It is such a great treasure,
and now it is lost.

[ mayor jeff ]
and so the telescope
of ponce de l'otter...

was never to be seen again.

Never ever ?
Nope. No one
has ever seen it.

In fact, it says here that
the telescope is a highly
sought-after artifact.

What's an artifact ?
Well,

It's an object
of historical interest.

And the telescope would be
a very valuable one.

Why, if anyone ever found it,
they'd have a real treasure.

Treasure !
Treasure !
Treasure !

So the telescope could
still be sitting at
the bottom of the lake.

It very well
could be.

Then we're
gonna find it !

♪ Oh, grab a rope
and a bag of hope ♪

♪ We're off to find
that telescope ♪

♪ A heave and a ho
so high, so low ♪

Gonna look for that
treasure magnifico ?

♪ Gonna find that
treasure magnifico ♪

♪ ponce de l'otter
looked far and wide ♪

♪ away, below
and side to side ♪

♪ he couldn't find
the treasure still ♪

♪ But the three of us
we will ♪

♪ So grab a rope
and a bag of hope ♪

♪ We're off to find
that telescope ♪

♪ A heave and a ho
so high, so low ♪

♪ We'll find
the treasure magnifico ♪

♪ Maybe we're lucky
and maybe we're not ♪

♪ And maybe we'll get
what couldn't be got ♪

♪ We'll search everywhere
from back to front ♪

♪ The three of us
on a treasure hunt ♪

♪ So grab a rope
and a bag of hope ♪

♪ We're off to find
that telescope ♪

♪ A heave and a ho
so high, so low ♪

♪ We'll find
the treasure magnifico ♪

Well, you've got
enough spirit to find it.

[ Laughing ]
hoohaw !

Yea !

Just think
about it, peanut.

That telescope is still
out there somewhere.

But how are we
supposed to find it ?

Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.

I know !
We'll do a noodle dance.

Then we're sure
to think of a way.

Dance here ?
It's kind of slippery.



♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ there's an answer
you can find ♪

♪ use your noodle
use your mind ♪

I got it !
Maybe we could use
our vacuum cleaner.

Oh, boy !

[ Laughing ]

Well, that sounds like
a good idea, jelly,

But we can't use
the vacuum cleaner
in the water.

We'll get shocked.
Hmm.

Hey, I think
butter has an idea.

I-i-i-i-i-i !
Bu-bye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi !

[ Grunts ]

[ Giggling ]

Did you understand
what she was
talking about ?

But I bet
it was good.
[ Giggles ]

I guess fishin' for that
old telescope is gonna be
harder than we thought.

Fishing ? Peanut,
you just gave me another idea.

[ jelly ]
pull ! Pull ! Pull !

[ peanut grunts ]

it's heavy.
i think we got something.

[ All grunting ]

Ah, it's just
another rock.

It's the tenth one
we've pulled out.
Hmm !

This treasure hunting
is sure making me tired.

Yeah. This is more work
than cleaning our room.

But we can't give up.
Right.

Why not ?
Come on, peanut.

We haven't tried
that spot yet.

Okay, but we'd better
find that treasure soon.

It's been almost
ten minutes.

[ splash ]
[ whistles ]

Over there, bubbles.
Take it over there.

- [ Engine droning ]
- hmm ?

Hello, otters !
What are you doing ?

We're fishing
for treasure !

How ridiculous.
Uh, will you excuse us
just a moment ?

Daddy !
Daddy !
Daddy !

Those three silly otters are
treasure hunting in lake hoohaw.
What a hoot !

Ha ! They'll never
find anything.

I think they've
found something.

What ?
Let me see !

No !
Let me see !

I'm surprised at both of you.
Poodle puppies do not grab.

Give me that !
[ Grunting ]

[ grunting ]

[ crash ]

Now look what you made me do !
I'm telling your nanny !

Oh, look !
The current's pushing it
right towards the otters !

[ Clinking ]

Huh ?
Hear that ?

It sounded
like metal !

[ Grunting ]

Whoa !

Do you see
what I see ?

The telescope of
ponce de l'otter !

Yeah ! All right !

I think they have
our telescope.
Daddy, stop them !

[ pb&j ]
mayor jeff !
huh ?

We found it !
We found it !

Wow. The lost telescope
of ponce de l'otter ?

- We found it in the lake.
- Why, you three
will be famous !

You'll be in the paper !
You'll be--
arrested and thrown in jail !

Huh ?
that's my telescope.

And you stole it.
We didn't steal it.

We pulled it up from
the bottom of the lake.

Ah, that telescope is bootsy's.
It fell overboard from our boat.

You mean, it isn't the telescope
of ponce de l'otter ?

Well, kids, now that
I can see it clearer,

That telescope doesn't look
old enough to be ponce's.

Can we look in the book,
mayor jeff ?

Yeah.
Let's see the picture.

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

This one has
two stripes.

And this one
doesn't.

Yeah, and it has
a picture of a boat on it.

That's our
family crest.

Then I guess
this must be yours.

I should say so !

Hey ! Daddy,
it's all dented !

It's all fuzzy.
It doesn't even
work anymore !

Well, this won't do at all.
Bootsy, I'll have to
buy you a new one.

I want one too.
Let's go shopping now !

here.
you can have this.

It's just a worthless
old piece of junk now.

Worthless ?
Junk ?

don't be sad, kids.

ponce de l'otter's
telescope may still
be out there somewhere.

How many fingers
am I holding up ?

Wait a sec.
I can't even see your hand.

What a telescope.
You can't even see things
that are close up.

I guess our treasure hunt
didn't work out too well.
Yeah.

We didn't find any treasure,
and we almost got arrested.
can I see that ?

Well, maybe there's
something else we can
use the telescope for.

What do you mean ?
argh !

Skull island dead ahead !
Man the longboats, mateys !
Argh ! Argh !

[ chuckles ]

I love
playing pirate.

[ Laughing ]

Maybe you're right, jelly.
Maybe there's other stuff
we could use this for.

It could be
a wizard's wand.

Or a flute !

I know what
we could play.
So do I !

♪ We grabbed a rope
and a bag of hope ♪

♪ And what do you know
a telescope ♪

♪ A heave and a ho
so high, so low ♪

♪ We found
the treasure magnifico ♪

♪ Ponce de l'otter
looked far and wide ♪

♪ Away, below
and side to side ♪

♪ He couldn't find
where the treasure hid ♪

♪ But the three of us
we did ♪

♪ We grabbed a rope
and a bag of hope ♪

♪ And what do you know
a telescope ♪

♪ A heave and a ho
so high, so low ♪

♪ We found
the treasure magnifico ♪

So you see, dad ?
We really did find
treasure after all.

I guess it just depends
on how you look at it.

I see some treasure
right over there.

What is it,
daddy ?
Huh ? Where ?

Argh ! I see three
cute little otters
named pb&j.

[ Jelly ]
aw, daddy.

[ All laughing ]
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