02x25 - The Great Water Race/Be Nice to Beavers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x25 - The Great Water Race/Be Nice to Beavers

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pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j, pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

This is gonna
be great !

[ Pinch ] ha ha !
You can't catch me.

[ Munchy ]
wait for me !

This is gonna take forever.
Don't worry.
It's gettin' there.

See,
it's not as squishy
as it was before.

Bet ya I can blow up my raft
faster than you otters !

- Hey, I got an idea.
I'll race ya.
- What kind of race ?

It's a "see who can
blow up their raft
the fastest" race.

Hmm, okay,
I guess.

Yeah, sure.
[ Both ]
you're on !

[ Inhales deeply ]

I'll get dizzy
if I go any faster.

Don't worry, peanut.
You know what mama
always says.

Always wear
clean socks ?

No ! Slow and steady
wins the race.

Slow and steady,
my webbed foot !
You guys will never b*at me.

[ Panting ]

Just one more puff.

[ Moans, groans ]

Oop !

[ Honks ]
watch bird alert !
Watch bird alert !

Connie, you're not gonna
believe it. I just saw
a rubber raft fly by.

Well, don't let it
go to your head, dear.
[ Laughing ]

Get it ? "Head" ?
[ Laughing ]
thank you, dear.

We won !

[ Both ] huh ?
You need some help
with that ?

Aaagh ! No.
I can do it myself.

Oh, mommy !

Oh, I'll do that
for you, honey.

Okay.
Nice and slow.

okay, so you won the
raft-blowing-up contest.
big deal !

Bet you can't
b*at me on water !
Vroom, vroom !

See, it's the duck's
secret w*apon--
the webbed foot.

I dare ya
to take me on.

one lap around that buoy.
what do you say ?

I don't know, flick.
You're on !

Jelly, what are you doing ?
We can't b*at flick.

Of course we can.

Oh, yeah ?
Yeah.

How 'bout loser has to
give the winner piggyback
rides for a week ?

No way !
Deal !

Deal ? Jelly,
what are you doing ?
I don't know.

I got excited.

Yeah, but I'm the one
who's gonna be giving him
piggyback rides for a week.

Hey, cap'n crane,
we're gonna race !
Could you be the judge ?

Sure thing, flick.
I'd be delighted.

You kids ready ?
Ah, cap'n ?

Oops. Sorry.

Come on, peanut.
We can win.

We just gotta paddle
really, really hard.
You'll see.

Flick's gonna be the one
giving us piggyback rides
for a whole week.

peanut ! Jelly !
yeah, you're right.

Will you look after
your baby sister
for a minute ?

I have to do
mrs. Beaver's hair.

Um, mom,
we're kinda about
to have a big race.

Can't butter
race too ?
Vroom, vroom.

[ Both ]
oh, mom !

Kids, I need you to do this.

Besides, six legs
are better than four.

Okay, okay.
Okay, mama.

Vroom, vroom !

Good luck, pb&j.

Let me get this straight.

I'm gonna race
against two otters...

And a baby ?
[ Laughing ]

There's no way you can win.
No way !

Oh, yeah ?
It so happens that baby butter
is very fast and speedy.

Uh, butter ?
[ peanut ] looks like
she found a snail.

Snail.

[ Laughing ]

Snail.

Yeah, looks like
your snail friend
is racing too.

Ha ha. At least
you won't come in last.

On your marks,
get set--

What's next ?
"Go," dear.

Go where ?
[ Sighs ]

Oh ! I mean, go !

[ Together ]
go, pb&j !

What's happening ?
Oh, no ! They're
going the wrong way.

[ All gasping ]

And it's flick duck
in the lead,

Pb&j in second
but going in circles !

[ Peanut ]
we're doomed !

Huh ? What is it, butter ?
What do you see ?

Wow, that's cool !

Yeah, but if we stop
and look at every cool
thing in the lake,

We won't even make it
to the finish line.

What did I tell ya ?

Ya can't b*at the duck !

What are we gonna do ?
There's just too much stuff
for her to see.

We gotta figure out
a way to keep her going
to the finish line.

It's no use.
Flick's gonna win,
and I can't look.

What am I rushing for ?
I'm so far ahead,
they'll never catch up.

I can take it
nice and easy.

[ Snoring ]

Hey, peanut, look !

- [ Snoring continues ]
- what's flick doing ?

[ Giggling ]
I can't really tell.

It looks like
he's sleeping. Yeah !
Yeah !

[ Both ]
shh.

Oh, man, we've still
got a chance !

I don't know, jelly.
So far we've only gone
about a foot.

If we could get butter to paddle
in the right direction.
Race.

How about a noodle dance ?

I'll use my noodle,
but we can't dance.
We're on a raft.

Peanut, you can use
your noodle any place,
anytime.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ use your noodle ♪

- I've got it !
- What ? What happened ?
What ?

We sprinkle little
floating candies all the way
to the finish line,

and boom-- she gobbles them up
straight across the line.

we win !
good idea !

Let's start sprinkling.
Uh-oh.

What ?
I think I'm fresh out
of floating candy.

Man !
[ flick snoring ]

We gotta hurry !
Okay.

We don't have
floating candy.
Hmm.

What do we have ?
Bubbles !

That's it.
Bubbles !

He can lead the way
for butter.
Great thinking, jell.

Bubbles, come on
over here, boy.
Here, bubbles.

Here, boy.
You see
the finish line ?

Swim that way.
Yeah, bubbles.

Let's see if you can swim
all the way over there.

Come on, butter.
Let's watch bubbles.
Bye, bubbles.

It's working !
Bubbles.

That's it.
Keep it up, bubbles.

Hey, look, connie.
Aah !

Pb&j are gettin' back
in the race.

Go, pb&j !

♪ Slow and steady
wins the race ♪

♪ Don't you fret
just keep your pace ♪

♪ Always ready, ever steady
eyes upon the prize ♪

slow and steady
wins the race ♪

all together
wins first place ♪

don't lose sight
use all your might
and steady as we go ♪

Bubbles. Bubbles.

♪ If you dash just like a flash
it doesn't mean you'll do it ♪

♪ The ones who win
they just hang in ♪

- ♪ They have to have
stick-to-it ♪
- go, pb&j !

♪ Slow and steady wins the race
don't you fret
just keep your pace ♪

♪ Always ready, ever steady
eyes upon the prize ♪

♪ Slow and steady wins the race
all together
wins first place ♪

♪ Don't lose sight
use all your might
and steady as we go ♪

[ peanut ]
flick, you better wake up.
we're back in the race.

Huh ? What ?
I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' !

Hmm, what's this ?
Could it be ?

Yes, it is.
Pb&j have taken the lead !

I'm not dreaming !
No !

[ Grunting ]

[ Both ]
paddle !

[ cap'n crane ]
and here comes flick.
he's comin' up fast.

and the winner is...
pb&j !

Yea ! Yea !
Way to go, guys !
Okay !

[ All cheering ]
we won ! We won !

- I can't believe it.
- All right, butter !

[ Giggling ]

I just lost
to two otters...
And a baby !

If you don't hurry up,
you're gonna lose to a snail.

A snail ?

No way ! I'm not
gonna lose to a snail !

[ cap'n crane ]
and the second-place winner
is... The snail !

Snail.

[ Giggling ]

No !
I lost to a snail.

Boy, slow and steady
really can win the race.

So, jelly, looks like
it's gonna be a busy week.

- What do you mean, peanut ?
- Well, they're gonna be all
those piggyback rides.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. I forgot
about that part.

[ All laughing ]

Ride 'em,
cowboy.
Yee-haw !

[ Flick panting ]

Man, I'm pooped.

Well,
I'll see you later.
Piggyback. Piggyback.

Ah, cheese and crackers.
You already had three rides.

Flick.
As many piggyback rides
as we want.

- Remember ?
- All right.

Just don't pull
my feathers.
[ Giggling ]

Hey, flick, why are you
goin' so slow ?

Oh, jelly, don't you know ?

Slow and steady
wins the race.

What a great day.

♪ [ Humming ]

- Hey, munchy, don't move.
- Huh ?

Here comes
commander casserole,

the greatest skateboarder
in the universe !

- Prepare for landing !
- Uh-- ugh !

- Whoo !
- [ Gasping ]

Whoo !

You there, why are you
covering your eyes ?

- Oh, uh, well, i--
- keep a sharp lookout.

Lord gravy could try
and sneak up on us
at any time.

Come on, munchy.
Don't you want to play
commander casserole with me ?

I'll let you ride
my skateboard.

Oh, um, I don't think so.
I might chip a tooth.

Ah, munchy,
you're such a worrywart.
Ooh !

- Munchy, are you okay ?
- Yeah. Why ?

I don't know.
You look kinda sick.
No, no, I'm okay.

Ah, cheer up,
munchy !
[ Groans ]

I hate it when people
mess with my hair.

Now, be sure
to share that cobbler
with your friends.

You know me, mama.

Share, share, share !

Ah, cheese and crackers !
Let's see. Oh, munchy !

just the beaver
i've been lookin' for.

- Oh, hey, flick.
- Wow. Nice 'do.

What ? Oh.
Guess what ? My mom
made me a clamberry cobbler.

She says I
have to share it.

So who do you think
I'm gonna share it with ?
I don't know.

you, the munch man !
oh, boy, that's great.
Thanks, flick.

You're a real friend.
Here you go.

now, don't drop it.
ha, ha !

[ Growling ]

Drop it ?
I can hardly see it.

Clamberry.
My favorite !

Mmm !

Hmm ?

What's the matter ?
You want seconds already ?

What are you,
a beaver or a hog ?

[ Snorting ]

Hey, got any napkins ?

- No. I--
- thanks, pal.

want another piece ?

don't eat it all
at once.
I'll try not to.

Oh !
♪ [ Humming ]

What is this ?
Be mean to munchy day ?

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

Oh, munchy, hey.
I almost didn't see you.

- Oh, hey, pinch.
- Come here a sec,
would ya ?

- What now ?
- Munchy beaver, I want you
to star in my ballet.

No. Really ?

Me ?
That's right.

Oh, wow.
Maybe this is gonna be
a great day after all.

Now, I'll be
the raccoon princess
who lives in the tree...

And is so beautiful
and dainty that people
faint when they see her.

- And you'll be the pole.
- I'm sorry. The what ?

The maypole.
Here, stand like this.

Yeah, but--
shh.

Maypoles don't talk.
But, but--

They don't move
either !

♪ La-dee-dee
dee-da-dee-da ♪

♪ Dee-dee-dee-da
da-dee-da-dee-dee ♪
oh.

♪ [ Humming continues ]

Oh, wasn't that
just beautiful ?
[ Muffled talking ]

[ Muffled talking
continues ]

Thank you, munchy.
You make a great maypole.

Bye-bye.
[ Grunting ]

Oh, boy !

Here you go.
Come on, catch !

peanut and butter,
we're having lunch soon.

I don't want you two
getting all muddy.

We'll be careful, mom.
Okay, butter.

- Hum it in here, baby.
- [ Grunts ]

Whoa !

Wow !
Great throw, butter.

Uh-oh.
Mud !

No, butter. You heard mom.
She doesn't want us
getting all dirty.

Ooh, munchy.

- Hey, butter.
Hey, peanut.
- Hey, munchy.

I just gotta get this ball.
Then you wanna play ?

Oh, play ? Sure.
What do you wanna play ?

Tie up the beaver ?
Poke the beaver ?

Scare the beaver ?
Or mess up the beaver ?

Huh ? [ Grunts ]
there !

Eww !

Oh, thanks, munchy.
That's awful nice of you.

Whoa !
[ Blubbering ]

- Munchy,
what are you doing ?
- Ohh !

[ Sighs, growling ]

Hmm. Whoosh !
Yeah !

Hey, anybody
seen munchy ?

Nope. Why ?
I gave him a piece
of my clamberry cobbler.

He was in my ballet.
It was great.

I was gonna
play ball with him,
but he just walked away.

Hey, there he goes now.

Munchy,
over here !
Munchy !

I wonder what's wrong.
There's only one way
to find out.

Munchy !
[ Flick ]
hey, wait up, wait up !

No, wait.
Munchy !
Open up.

We want to talk to you.

Oh, hi, mrs. Beaver.
Can munchy come out and play ?

- Oh, not right now.
- Why not ?

He's upset.
I think he needs to
be alone for a while.

Upset ? Munchy ?
No way !

Munchy never gets upset.
What could he
be upset about ?

We can't ask him.
He doesn't want
to talk to us.

But he's our friend.
We need to help him.

Hey, how about
one of those noodle-doodle
dance-y thingies of yours ?

Great idea !

Yes.
I love dancing.

Oh, man.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



♪ use your noodle
use your brain ♪

I got it !
Maybe he needs to go
to the dentist.

His teeth weren't hurting.
He wasn't holding his mouth
or anything.

He seemed sad.
What makes beavers
unhappy ?

Hey, yeah !
Maybe we should try to put
ourselves in munchy's shoes.

But he's got
such big feet.

No, I mean think like him.

Well, when I saw munchy,
I was zooming around
on my skateboard,

playing
commander casserole.

[ Grunts ]

Ohh !

Oh, no ! Maybe munchy
thought I was pickin' on him
or somethin'.

Well--

♪ La-dee-dee
dee-da-dee-da ♪

♪ La-dee-dee-da
da-da-da-da-dee ♪

I guess my dance wasn't
as much fun for him
as it was for me.

Well, all I did
was give him some cobbler.

- [ All ] flick !
- I guess my piece of cobbler
was a tiny bit bigger,

Like most of it.

Boy, I didn't mean
to be mean.

- Yeah, me neither.
- What should we do ?

Let's go say
we're sorry.
Yeah.

Come on.

- Do you want to tell me
what happened ?
- It's a long story.

Come here.
Wipe your face.

Why are you
so upset ?

It's just that all my friends
are being mean to me today.

Your friends
are being mean ?
Yeah.

- Well, did you tell 'em
you were upset ?
- Oh, no. Why would I ?

Honey, people don't
always know how you
feel about things...

Unless you tell them.
Really ?

Next time you feel like
somebody is being mean to you,
just tell 'em.

Tell them,
just like that ?

Just like that.
Say, "you're being mean,
and I don't like it one bit."

Wow.
I never thought of that.
Thanks, mama.

[ All ]
huh ?

Munchy, there's something
we all wanna tell you.
Me too.

We all just figured out
that we made you
feel bad today.

And we're sorry.
You're our friend.

We're sorry.
I'm sorry, munchy.

It's my fault too.
I should've told you
I was getting upset.

[ All apologizing ]

Was there anything else we did
that you didn't like ?

Well, I don't like it
when you mess up my hair
without asking.

I'm sorry, munchy.
We're all sorry.

Hey, I feel better.
Are we still friends ?

Friends !

♪ We're all friends
like sisters and brothers ♪

♪ Friends
we always think
of each other ♪

♪ Friends
through the ups
and the downs ♪

♪ It's great
having friends around ♪

♪ Though we may
be different ♪

♪ We're all fish
in a pond ♪

♪ We all swim together ♪

♪ And help each other
along ♪

♪ Friends
like sisters and brothers ♪

♪ Friends
we always think
of each other ♪

♪ Friends
through the ups
and the downs ♪

♪ It's great
having friends around ♪

♪ If I feel downhearted ♪

♪ I can talk to a friend ♪

♪ We'll be there
to listen ♪

♪ And help you
feel better again ♪

♪ Friends ♪
♪ like sisters
and brothers ♪

♪ Friends ♪
♪ we always think
of each other ♪

- ♪ Friends ♪
- ♪ through the ups
and the downs ♪

♪ It's great
having friends around ♪

♪ It's great
having friends ♪

♪ Around ♪

- [ All gasping ]
- oops. I almost forgot.

You don't like it
when I mess your hair up
without asking.

hey, munchy,
how 'bout we do something
you wanna do.

Yeah, munchy.
Munchy.

Anyone wanna
mess up my hair ?
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