03x15 - Collector's Edition/Trading Places

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

Oh, hi, mrs. Raccoon.

Good morning, peanut.
My, you look busy today.

Yeah, I got some new stamps
for my collection.

So where's jelly today,
peanut ?

I think she went to look
for some stuff
for her collection.

Wow ! I don't have anything
like this in my collection.

Leafy.
Hey, butter,
that's great !

You can start
a leaf collection.

Love leafs.
[ wind gusts ]

Hey, jelly, butter.
Check out what my dad sent me.

It's a genuine shark's tooth,
from a genuine shark.

- [ jelly ] cool, munchy.
- isn't collecting great ?

Yeah, I love it !

♪♪

♪ I might just find
something new today ♪

[ Munchy ]
♪ that's what makes collecting
so much fun ♪

♪ There's always
some new prize to find ♪

♪ It might just be
one of a kind ♪

♪ I'm glad that my collection's
never done ♪

♪ I love to put my treasures
on display ♪

♪ Lay them out
for all my friends to see ♪

♪ I can sit
and stare for hours ♪
♪ at rocks ♪

- ♪ At stamps ♪
- ♪ at teeth ♪
- ♪ at flowers ♪

♪ Though they may not be
beautiful to anyone but me ♪

♪ And I might cherish something
someone else just threw away ♪

♪ Yes, I might just find
something new today ♪

♪ Every rock's a precious gem
when you start
collecting them ♪

♪ Each stamp is a passport
to exotic lands ♪

♪ Every flower that I dry ♪

♪ Each shark tooth
I classify ♪

♪ Makes me feel I'm holding
treasure in my hands ♪

♪ And I might cherish something
someone else just threw away ♪

♪ Yes, I might just find
something new today ♪♪

Look at this !
You won't believe it !

I don't believe it.
It's just a comic book,
flick.

It's not just a comic book.

- Cheese and quackers, people !
It's mallard man, number one.
- [ peanut ] oh, man !

That's the very first one.
Where'd you get it ?

- My uncle gadwell
sent it to me.
- What's it about, flick ?

Let's read it.
No way !

My mom said since
it's sealed in plastic,
it might be really valuable.

[ Peanut ] valuable ?
Did somebody
say "valuable" ?

Yeah. What does
"valuable" mean ?

Why, as anybody
who's anybody knows,

Valuable means
"worth a lot."

As in worth a lot
of money.

My mom said
this might be valuable.

mallard man, number one.
a rare first edition.

Yes, ootsie.
And it's still sealed
in its original wrapper.

We're rich ! We're rich !

Woo-hoo ! Woo-hoo !

Oops.
What we mean to say--

Is that this could make you
a very rich duck, flick.

Me ? Rich ? Wow !

Babbleberry pie, sir ?

Too dinky.
A larger one, please.

Uh-uh. Still too small.

Now that's a pie !

[ Grunting ]

- flick, my father collects
rare comic books.
- so ?

He's been looking
for mallard man, number one
since he was a puppy.

Wow ! Then it must really
be a good one.

We gotta read it.
No, flick !

Wait until bootsie talks to
father. If you take the plastic
off, it'll be worthless.

- Why ?
- Because then it wouldn't
be new anymore.

mallard man, number one ?
The only I don't have.

I must have it !
I don't care what it costs.

Flick wants to open it,
father.

[ Gasps ]
he mustn't open it !
Don't let him !

Bring him here to see me
right away.
Wonderful news, flick.

Father wants to buy
that comic book. And we can
offer you a whole dollar.

A dollar ?
No, thanks.
I'll just read it.

I don't think bootsie
heard daddy right.

I think he said ten dollars.
Isn't that right, bootsie ?

That's right.
And he wants you to come home
with us immediately.

Your house ?
Well, I don't know.

I kind of want to read
this comic book right now.

- I wanna see what happens
to mallard man.
- No-o-o !

Now what ?

Flick, how would you
and all the other kids
like to come over to our house ?

We'll show you our rare
toy of toys' room.

You're gonna show us
your toy of toys' room ?

Nobody's ever been
in there before.

I've heard tales
of such a room, but I didn't
know that one really existed.

Come on, flick.
I heard they even have
an ultra toy ten million.

Ten times as great
as the ultra toy one million.

Well, I don't know.

I always did wanna play
with an ultra toy.

I guess I could-- hey !
All righty then.
We're off.

Pretty impressive,
don't you think ?

[ peanut ]
wow. I've never seen
so many great toys.

i hardly know
what to play with first.

I know what you mean.
Let's try the train set.

Are you kidding ?
We have to play
with the ultra toy.

I heard it has a bunch
of really cool lights
that flash when you throw it.

Sounds like fun.
Let's play a game
of ultra catch with it.

Play ?
With these toys ?

That's a good one.
No one plays
with these toys.

How come ?
Because they're
collector's items.

Yes, they're very valuable.

Cheese and quackers !
Now I know what valuable
doesn't mean.

Fun. 'Cause this is
totally no fun !

Why, flick,
how nice of you to come.

It's always such a pleasure
to see you.

Thanks, mr. Snooty.
I hear you like
mallard man comic books.

Oh, I do, flick.
I have some rare mallard man
issues that are worth a fortune.

Yeah, I have
a few myself.

Did you ever read the one where
mallard man goes back in time to
save the princess snail darter ?

Well, no, actually.

I've never really read any
of them. They're wrapped in
plastic to keep them valuable.

You mean you've never
even read a mallard man comic ?

Never. What is he,
some kind of duck or something ?

Duck ? Duck !

He's a superhero !
A really great superhero.

and yes,
he happens to be a duck.

Well, I'm sure
he's very interesting.

Which is why
I would love to see
the rare comic book you have.

I got it right here.
mallard man, number one.

My goodness, it's perfect !

I must have it.
What do you want for it ?

Well, I don't know.

You drive a hard bargain,
don't you ?

Okay, flick,
I'll make a deal with you.

You give me the comic book
and you can have
any toy you want.

Anything in the showroom.

You mean
even the ultra toy ?

You want the ultra toy ?
It's yours. Just trade me
the comic.

What do you think, guys ?
What should I do ?

If I were you, flick,
I'd be noodle dancing
my tail feathers off.

Yeah, you're right.
Let's do it.

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it, flick !

We need a way to read
the mallard man comic book
without tearing the plastic.

So what if we used
a super secret x-ray
spy machine ?

then we could read it
without opening it
before flick trades it.

Jelly, do you know anybody
who has a super secret
x-ray spy machine ?

Well, no, not off
the top of my head. Hmm.

Maybe if flick traded the comic
for the ultra toy,

He could sell the ultra toy
and buy back the comic.

But then I'd be right back
where I started.

Then which do you want more,
flick, the comic book
or the toy ?

Well, I've got other
comic books, but I've never
played with an ultra toy.

Okay, I'll do it.

Okay, mr. Snooty,
it's a deal.

excellent decision.
fine choice.

Here you are, flick,
my friend. One ultra toy.

the toy of all toys.

Flick, you have
a very valuable collector's
item in your hands.

As long as you
don't open it.

- [ Gasping ]
- ultra toy anyone ?
Hey, peanut, catch.

Awesome.

Hey, that's cool.
Throw it to me.

- Go long.
- [ munchy ]
look at the lights.

- This is so much fun.
- Flick, how could you
open that box ?

Now it's not valuable anymore.

It's valuable to me.
Now we get to have fun with it.

Hey, mr. Snooty,
catch.
[ Screams ]

Give kiss.
[ Laughing ]
well, I'll be.

This really is fun.

Here, bootsie.
You'll love it.

I never realized fun could be...
So much fun.

Father !
What are you doing ?

Well, fun is valuable.

And if it's this much fun
playing with the ball, this
comic book should be a riot.

Come on, flick.
Let's see what happens
to mallard man.

"Rocketed to earth
as a duckling,

"Raised by aardvarks
on the anthills of quackville,

It's mallard man !"

So you kids had a good time
at the snooties' house ?

Yeah, and we learned a lot
about collecting stuff.

You did ?
What did you learn ?

We found out that some things
are fun to just look at,

Like my stamps
and jelly's rocks.

Yeah, but some things
are more fun to play with.

I sure have fun using
my fishing lure collection.

I've caught us a lot
of great dinners
with this baby.

Why don't you start
collecting something, mama ?

I already do
collect something, jelly.

- You do ? What ?
- I collect hugs.

Does anybody around here
have one for me ?
Me, me !

[ peanut, jelly ] I do, I do !
[ ernest ]
can I join you, guys ?

- [ Horn honking ]
- what's going on ?

hello, little otters.
good-bye, little otters.

We're off to--
poodletopia.

Mr. Otter, it's your rich
and lucky day.

- You get to do me a favor.
- What kind of favor,
mr. Snooty ?

I need a reliable family
to live in snooty mansion
while we're gone.

Well, if I think of someone,
I'll let you know.

Uh-uh-uh. Ernest,
there's only one family
for the job. Yours.

- Mine ?
- I want you and your family...

To move into snooty mansion
immediately.

Here.
Wow. Whoa. Whoop.

You can call me at any time
on my exclusive
satellite uplink.

I'm hoohaw one.
You're hoohaw two.

Hoohaw one.
Hoohaw... Two.

You got it.
But you won't need it.

I've programmed our home
computer to handle everything.
got it.

Hmm.

- [ Jelly ]
this is gonna be great !
- Yeah, let's do it !

[ alarm blaring ]

Warning, warning !
Intruder. A non-poodle
has entered the house.

Hoohaw two calling hoohaw one.
Come in, hoohaw one. Please !

This is hoohaw one.
How does it feel to be living
in poodle heaven, hoohaw two ?

We can't get in.
How do we shut off
your entrance alarm system ?

No problem.
Go to the control panel
right next to the front door.

Open it.
Honk the clown's nose twice.

- [ Honks ]
- [ alarm stop ]

Wow. If it's
this exciting outside,

Just imagine how great
it's gonna be inside.

Everything's fine now,
hoohaw one.

This is ernest--
I mean, hoohaw two signing off.
[ ringing ]

Oh. Like I said, mr. Snooty.
We're okay now.

No, ernest.
This is mayor jeff
at hoohaw three.

It's mayor jeff.
Mr. Snooty told him
to call this number...

If he hears the alarm
at the snooty mansion.

Well, I guess you can tell him
everything's under control.

Hoohaw two to hoohaw three.
Everything's under control,
mayor jeff.

Now if we can just
keep it that way.

I'm hungry.
Me too.
Eat, eat !

Well then, the first thing
we better do is
find the kitchen.

- It's not this way.
- Don't see it this way.

No kitchen this way.

Hoohaw two calling hoohaw one.

Hate to bother you, mr. Snooty,
but where's the kitchen ?

Which one ?
The monday kitchen,
the tuesday kitchen.

Whichever one is closest.
Oh, just look on the map
in the hallway.

You'll find easy routes
to all seven kitchens.
Good luck.

Ahhh,
the grand poodletopia hotel.

too bad we can't
stay there.
[ sighing ]

Sorry.
There are no rooms available
in the grand poodletopia.

But I think camp survival
will be great fun.

[ Whimpering ]

- Now, let's see.
- I think if we go through
the tuesday tv room,

Past the sunday solarium,
then we might get to
the wednesday kitchen.

Good thinking, jelly.
Follow me, everyone.

We found it.
Finally.

- Eat, eat !
- I'll check what's
in the fridge.

How about some nice caviar
basted bones with imported
wild mushroom dog sauce ?

- No, thanks !
- [ Blowing raspberry ]

Yuck. But speaking of dog,

I could go for a plain
old clamdog right about now.

Me too.
On a plain old bun.
Mmm.

Me three.

Um-- oooh.

Sorry, y'all.
No clamdogs
and no plain old bun.

- Plain old clamdogs ?
- On a plain old bun ?

- Yuck.
- I wonder if there's
a caviar bone takeout...

In the neighborhood.

[ Peanut yawning ]

Boy, I'm really sleepy.

[ Yawning ]
me too.

I just hope I can stay awake
until mom and dad
come tuck us in.

[ Yawns ]
it won't be too long.

I bet they get butter
right to sleep.
What's this ?

"Bedtime button."

♪♪

- Huh ?
- ♪ When nighttime comes
it's time to sleep ♪

♪ To your bed now
you must creep
woof, woof, woof ♪

♪ Good night
sleep tight ♪♪

Wow.
Was that a nightmare ?

Yeah. I can't wait
for mom and dad to come say
a real good night.

Me neither.

Mom !
Daddy !

Father should have--
brought our good night robots.
[ Whimpering ]

We'll never get to sleep.

♪ I wish I was back
in our houseboat ♪

♪ Tucked in my cozy bunk bed ♪

♪ If this is luxury
the good life's not for me ♪

♪ I wish I was back home
instead ♪

♪ This room's too big ♪
♪ the bed's too soft ♪

♪ Nothing here feels right ♪

♪ Those crazy poodle robots
gave us such a nasty fright ♪

♪ With rhinestone-studded
pillows you can't have
a pillow fight ♪

♪ I wish I was home
in my own bed tonight ♪

♪ I wish I was back
in our mansion ♪

♪ Tucked into
cool satin sheets ♪

♪ Here at fort survival
we'll be lucky to survive ♪

♪ I wish we could sound
the retreat ♪

- ♪ This tent's too small ♪
- ♪ the ground's too hard ♪

♪ The sleeping bag's
too tight ♪

♪ Our lovely poodle robots
would be such
a welcome sight ♪

♪ We left our bones at home
and there's nothing good
to bite ♪

♪ I wish I was home
in my own bed tonight ♪

♪ star light
star bright ♪

♪ I wish I was home
in my own bed tonight ♪♪

[ opal ]
and how did you
children sleep ?

I missed my own bed.

Me too.
Me three.

You'll cheer up
if you go play in the toy room.

Your father and I
will figure out
how to make breakfast.

Play, play !

Cool toy !

Wow ! Look at this
great play structure.
[ alarm blaring ]

warning, warning !
a non-poodle is trying to play
on the poodle play structure.

[ Gasps ]

We've gotta find mama
and daddy and stop this.

Mama, daddy,
call mr. Snooty !

He's gotta tell us
how to turn off
the playroom alarms.

Honey, have you seen the phone ?
I thought you had it,
ernest.

Uh, it's gotta be here
someplace.

[ alarm blaring ]
[ gasps ]

Warning, warning !

A non-poodle has entered
the kitchen.

[ Whimpers, gasps ]

Oh, no !
How can we stop
these alarms ?

If there was ever a time
for a noodle dance,
this is it !

- But how can we think
in all this noise ?
- How can we not think ?

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it !
We can turn off
all the electricity.

Great idea !
But we don't know
where the main switch is.

I could go look for it,
but it might take forever.

- Maybe we should just go home.
- We can't do that.

Your dad promised mr. Snooty
we'd take care of his mansion.

Maybe we could get mayor jeff
to take over for us.
He's got a bone phone too.

That's it !
Mayor jeff !

I'm glad you agree.

No, mayor jeff
has the hoohaw three phone.

He can call dad's hoohaw two
phone, and when it rings,
we can find it.

And call mr. Snooty
and he'll tell us how
to turn off all the alarms.

But how do we get
mayor jeff to call ?

By setting off
the outside alarm again,
so he sees the balloon.

That's using your noodle,
jelly.
Come on.

Okay, daddy.
Open the front door, just
like you did the first time.

[ alarm blaring ]

Warning, warning !
Intruder !

- A non-poodle has entered
the house.
- [ ringing ]

Listen.
Do you hear that ?

It's the hoohaw two phone.

And it's in your pocket.

[ ringing continues ]
oops.
Forgot I put it here.

Hoohaw two,
this is hoohaw three.

What's wrong
at the snooty mansion ?

Mayor jeff,
this is ernest otter.
Everything's fine, actually.

I just had you call me
so I could ask you to hang up.
Thanks, and good-bye.

Well, you're welcome,
and good-bye.
What was that all about ?

This is hoohaw two
calling hoohaw one.

How do we turn off
every alarm in the house ?

No problem, hoohaw two.
I have a special plan
for this situation.

You just honk
the clown's nose once.

Thank you very much.
[ Honks ]

[ alarms stop ]
hey, you're here.

[ Jelly ]
mr. Snooty, we didn't expect
you back so early.

Ootsie and bootsie
insisted we come.

Camp survival is awful.
The horror !

There's just no place--
like home.

[ opal ]
everybody comfy ?

Ootsie and bootsie
were right. There's
no place like home.

Well, they were
kind of right.
Kind of ?

Yeah. There's no place
like our home.

[ peanut ]
you sure got that right.
[ butter ] home, home !

[ all laughing ]