03x23 - Big Beaver Day/The Thing That Almost Ate Hoohaw

[bunniefuu]

Pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up a new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh
everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪
oodle-ay !

I'm so glad to have all
our friends here to celebrate
munchy's big beaver day.

[ Cheering ]

Big beaver day is
an extra special birthday
for every young beaver.

I'm going to be a big beaver,
and I can do anything.

That's right, munchy,
because this is the time...

When beavers start helping out
with new responsibilities.

♪ Once you were a little kid ♪

♪ Little kid things
were the things you did ♪

♪ But it's your day
so take a bow ♪

♪ You're a big beaver now ♪

♪ There's no job
that I can't do ♪
♪ can't do ♪

♪ There's no log
that I can't chew ♪
♪ can't chew ♪

♪ Nothing so hard
that I can't learn how ♪

♪ I'm a big beaver now ♪

♪ You're gettin' good
chompin' on wood ♪

♪ Soon I'll be cuttin' down
the big oaks ♪

♪ Once I was scared
but now I'm prepared ♪

♪ To take my place
among the big folks ♪

♪ It may take
all day and night ♪

♪ But I'll keep trying
till I get it right ♪

♪ When I'm through
they'll all say wow ♪

♪ He's a big beaver
a beaver achiever ♪

♪ A big beaver now ♪♪

Blow out the candles, honey,
and you'll be a big beaver.

[ Cheering ]

Mom, guess what.

I came up with
a super song to help you at
the whamma whamma dam tomorrow.

Wanna hear it ?
Sure, munchy.

♪ My mom works at a dam
she works there all day long ♪

♪ That is why
I wrote this song ♪♪

Wow ! You wrote that
all by yourself ?

Sure ! I'm
a big beaver now.

Coming up with songs is easy.
Wanna hear another one ?

Sure, but first I want to show
you what your big beaver job
will be from now on.

Job ?

Beavers use wood
to build dams.

Without dams to hold back
streams and rivers, we wouldn't
have a lot of ponds or lakes.

We wouldn't
have lake hoohaw.

Wow ! I never thought
about it like that before.
So what do we do ?

Every day we need to gnaw
a tree like this one
into a bunch of logs,

All of the same size.

And then we need to load
them into this wagon...

And take them to
the whamma whamma dam
where we use them in our work.

As a big beaver,
it's your job to take on
this job and help me out.

I don't know, mama.
I can't do it.
It looks too hard.

That's what I thought, too,
after my big beaver day,

When my mom and dad
gave me the same chore.

But they believed in me,
so I gave it a whirl.

You know what ?
It was hard, but
I learned how to do it.

And so will you, honey.
Thanks, mama.
I'll do my best.

Aw, there you go.

here's your tuna clam jam
sandwich, peanut.

Thanks, jell.

You're just in time for
my special picnic, munchy.

You want some pie ?
My mama helped me bake it.

Yeah-- oh, wait.
I want to, but I can't.

I have to make a tree
into logs for my mom.

Wow, munchy !
You're gonna do that
all by yourself ?

That sounds really hard.

Not for a big beaver like me !

Just make sure you don't get
nervous. You know what happens
when you get nervous.

[ Gasps ]
I eat wood !

- Flick !
- What ? What ?

okay, munchy.
don't get nervous, 'cause when
you get nervous, you eat wood.

If you eat the wood for mom,
she won't have anything
to take to the dam.

And if the dam
doesn't have wood,
it can't hold back the river.

[ Gasps ]
that's too scary
even to think about.

And then there
won't be any lakes.

And without lakes,
there's no lake hoohaw.

[ Echoing ]
there's no lake hoohaw !

Munchy, what happened ?

I got nervous ?

Wait a minute !
That's not gonna happen.

You're a big beaver now,
so get to work and
gnaw down this tree !

Uh-oh.

Hey there, munchy.
How'd it go ?

Not so good.
Where's all
the wood I need ?

In my belly.
What's it doing
in there ?

I got so nervous,
I ate it all up.

I'm sorry, mama.
That's okay, honey.

You can try again tomorrow.

It might be a good idea to bring
along a few twigs to chew on,

If you get nervous again.

Phew. That was tough.
Now what ?

Every day I gnaw down
a tree like this one
into a bunch of logs,

All of the same size,
and I load them into the wagon.

Oh, yeah. Load
the logs into the wagon.

Hold on. What was
that middle part again ?

A bunch of logs
all of the same size.
Oh, no !

[ mama echoing ]
all of the same size.
all of the same size.

Oh, no, this log is a lot
bigger than that one.

Now that log is bigger
than this one !

[ Gasps ]
now this log is bigger
than that one !

Aah !

I brought you
the wood, mama.

Uh, that's great, honey,
but it's kind of small,
don't you think ?

Yeah, but I made sure
it's the same size
as all the other logs.

But, munchy,
there are no other logs.
Exactly.

I'm proud of you, honey.

Your heart was
in the right place,

But tomorrow let's aim
for having more logs.

I'll try, mama,
but it's really hard.

Don't worry, munchy.
It took me a couple
of tries too. Keep at it.

I am mallard man
on my way...

To a distant galaxy in
desperate need of my help.

Whoo-hoo-hoo !
You coming, trusty sidekick ?

Of course !
Not. I've got a job to do.

Okay, munchy,
you've got some logs.

Now all you got to do
is get them to your mom.

Oh !

Okay, munchy,
you're a big beaver now,
not some little beaver.

You can do it !
Your mom is counting on you.

[ Gasps ]
hey. This isn't so hard.

You're it !
You can't catch me !

I won't fly.
I promise I won't fly.

[ Laughing ]

Huh ?

Cheese and quackers !
What was that ?

I think it was
munchy's wagon.

Yeah, but where's munchy ?

Aah !
No, no, no, no !

Oh ! Oh.

Oh, no.
What happened,
munchy ?

I'm gonna stay a little beaver
for the rest of my life.

Don't give up. There's
something you haven't tried yet.
A noodle dance !

I don't know about big beavers,
but no way is this big otter
gonna dance.

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it !
All we got to do is get...

A super duper a*t*matic
dam building machine,

So that munchy's mom
won't have to work and
munchy won't have to help her !

Great idea, peanut !
Let's build one.

We need something
with big teeth.

[ jelly ]
that can chomp down trees.

[ flick ]
and that's great at swimming.

[ munchy ] you built my mom.
[ peanut ]
you're right.

i guess we already have
a super duper a*t*matic
dam building machine.

We invent a reverse aging
machine that can turn
munchy into a baby.

then he won't have
to be a big beaver.

[ munchy ]
then I'd have to learn
how to tie my shoelaces again.

that makes me nervous
just thinking about it.

That's it ! Learning
to tie your shoelaces
was really hard, right ?

You bet. It took me
a long time to do it
by myself.

Yeah, me, too, but now
I can do it no problem.

Yeah, it's like learning
how to take a bath...

Or reading comic books
or making a peanut butter
and sawdust sandwich.

There's lots of stuff we can do
now that we couldn't do
when we were smaller,

Like helping mama bake
delicious babbleberry pies.

Getting bigger is hard
for all of us, munchy,

But we always get
the hang of it with
a little practice.

Hey there, kids.
Hey, munchy.
How's it going ?

Did you get the wood ?
Not yet, mama, but I'm
going to try and try again.

I can help you tomorrow,
if it's too hard for you, honey.

No, thanks. It's my job,
and I can do it with more
practice just like a big beaver.

♪ There's no job
that I can't do ♪
♪ can't do ♪

♪ There's no log
that I can't chew ♪
♪ can't chew ♪

♪ Nothing so hard
that I can't learn how ♪

♪ I'm a big beaver now ♪

♪ You're getting good
chomping on wood ♪

♪ Just watch me
cutting down the big oaks ♪

[ munchy ]
♪ once I was scared
but now I'm prepared ♪

♪ To take my place
among the big folks ♪

♪ It may take
all day and night ♪

♪ But I'll keep trying
until I get it right ♪

♪ When I'm through
they'll all say wow ♪

♪ he's a big beaver
a beaver achiever ♪

♪ A big beaver now ♪♪

I'm so proud of you, munchy.

It was hard at first,
but I did it !

Can I do it again ?
It was fun !

Sure. That's what being
a big beaver is all about:

Working hard, feeling good
and having fun.

Next, I'm going
to learn to water-ski.

Then I'll pick up skydiving,

And then I'll learn
to fly a spaceship just
like bucky spacebeaver !

Hey, if he can do it,
so can I !

guess what, munchy.
the whamma whamma dam
just called.

They need me
to repair the generator.

It's a big job,
and I could use some help.
Wanna join me ?

Generator ? Big job ?
Oh ! Help you ?

- Munchy ?
- Oh ! I'll do it.

I'm a big beaver, and I can
do anything... Sooner or later.

Aw ! That's my big beaver.

[ Cheering ]

♪♪ [ Humming ]
huh ?

Well, I'll be--
[ gasps ]

Kids ! Something
very strange happened
out there !

- You caught your hat ?
- Ooh, I guess I did.

I also saw something
very interesting too.

I knew it.
This is the one.

It's the giant four-armed,
six-eyed hoohaw sasaurus.

You saw one of those
in the lake ?

I sure did.

It looks very big
and very scary !

that are a lot of creatures
out there
that look different...

And maybe even scary, but
that doesn't mean they're bad.

You sure ?
Yep.

♪ Don't judge a book
by its cover ♪

♪ Don't judge a fruit
by its skin ♪

♪ don't judge a present
by the kind of paper ♪

♪ That someone
wrapped it in ♪

♪ if you look close
you'll discover ♪

♪ things that you
missed at first ♪

♪ Sometimes the things
that turn out to be the best ♪

♪ Are the things you thought
would be the worst ♪

♪ You can't tell
from just one glance ♪

♪ If someone
is good or bad ♪

♪ who knows
this could be your chance ♪

♪ to make a best friend
you ever had ♪

♪ So don't judge a book
by its cover ♪

♪ don't let one look
be your guide ♪

♪ open the book and
you might just be surprised ♪

♪ At what you find inside ♪♪

I've never met one
of these hoohaw sasauruses,
but they're probably nice.

At least, that's what
it says in this book.

Great. So let's go swimming.

Swimming ?
You're kidding, right ?

- Marco !
- Polar bear !

Huh ? Come on, y'all !

Marco polar bear is a lot
more fun in the water.

I'm not going in there !
Me neither.

But major jeff said
there's nothing to be afraid of.

cheese and quackers, guys !
we can't let jelly be
the only brave one !

Cannonball !

Huh ? Brakes ! Brakes !

There is something down there !
Whoa ! Whoa ! Oh !

It's hideous !

I don't see it, but there's only
one way to find out for sure.

Hmm.
[ Gasps ]

- [ Screams ]
um, guys ?
- Yeah ?

We got a problem.
A monster problem !

What a rotten day for
a sea monster to be in the lake.

You think mallard man
could take care of this ?

Are you kidding ?
Mallard man !

The smartest, bravest,
most duckiest superhero
that ever quacked !

- You're asking if he
can take care of this ?
- Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe.

Mallard man,
we have an emergency.
Did you hear me ?

Mallard man ?

- Ahem !
- Not now. Can't you see
I'm calling--

Mallard man !

What took you so long ?
Come on. We've got
a sea monster to deal with.

[ Beeping ]

Be careful, mallard man.
That monster
might be dangerous.

Ha ! Mallard man
quacks at danger !

Ah ! Whoa !

Super wedgie ! He is
a very bad sea monster !

No one gives mallard man
a wedgie and gets away with it !

It's time to unleash
the full power of the mallard.

Not the vortex of doom !

The vortex of--
hey ! How'd you guess ?

[ Grunts ]

Nothing escapes
the vortex of doom !
Not even me !

whoa ! Hey !

[ Panting ]

This guy is a very,
very bad sea monster !

You think stopping
a sea serpent is too big
a job for mallard man ?

This isn't any old sea serpent.
This guy's a monster !

Maybe bucky spacebeaver
would know what to do.
Of course he would !

I think.

Bucky spacebeaver
at your service.

I sense help is needed here.

Help ? Mallard man
never needs help.

My ultra power-teeth
sense trouble halfway
across the galaxy.

They've never
been wrong before.

Hmm ! Impressive.
Okay, okay !

I do need help.
Follow the duck !

Beavers away !

He's down there.

No problem. This incredible
battery-powered shrinking ray
will take care of him.

Does that really work ?

Okay, it works !

Bucky ! Bucky !

Sorry.

Careful with that thing.
Let's go catch that monster !

I sense he's near.

Be careful.
He's tricky.

He might pull your underpants
over your head.

Whoa !

[ Laughing ]

Just shrink him, will ya ?

Oh, man.

My bucky spacebeaver jet pack
didn't work under water.

We better think
of something quick.

He's heading
for the hoohaw dam.

Bucky spacebeaver and
mallard man couldn't do it.

They need some help.
What about
commander casserole ?

Ready and willing !

Oh !
Cool ship.

What seems to be
the problem, guys ?

Can this thing
go under water ?
Of course.

Why ?
That's where the problem is.

Hold on !
Here we go !

whoo-hoo !

Wow ! This is great !

[ All gasping ]
[ roaring ]

I take that back !
Quick, bucky ! Zap it
with your shrink ray !

- [ Whimpering ]
- huh ?

Cheese and quackers !
I told you to be careful
with that thing !

Make me big !

No time for that !
Make the monster not big !

[ flick ] me big !
[ jelly ]
monster not big !

Okay, here goes !

Huh ?

[ Grunting ]

I think you hit
the wrong button !

Just a sec.

Don't do that.
Sorry.

I pulled us out of danger.

We're safe now.
But there's still
a sea serpent in the lake.

Sorry I messed up.
I was too scared.

It's okay.
I was scared too.
That makes three of us.

I never thought
there would be a problem
too big for mallard man.

- And bucky spacebeaver.
- And commander casserole.

Whatever that monster is,
it's trouble.

I'm sure we can figure this out.
It's time for a noodle dance.

I'll noodle,
but I won't dance.

♪♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it !
I've got it !

What ?
Tell us !

We go to the lady of the lake
who can turn us
into brave knights...

Who aren't afraid.

Then the monster
will be scared of us.

Let's go see that lady.
Where does she live ?

I don't know.
Some lake, I guess.

Here's another idea.

How about we tie his sneakers
together so he trips
when he chases us ?

Yeah, it's not scary
if he can't get you.

I'm not sure
he wears sneakers.

I'm not sure
he even has feet !

Oh, you're right.

The mayor saw the monster
and wasn't scared.

Yeah, what did he do ?
He looked in the book.

Yeah, he tried to find out
more about it.

Yeah. Maybe that's
what we should do.
Let's go find him.

Thanks for taking us to get
a closer look, major jeff.

It was a good idea, jelly.

Sometimes taking a closer look
can help clear things up.

Look ! There it is !

[ Roaring ]

See ? I told you.
It's a very, very,
very bad monster.

There must be some
kind of explanation.

I wish I could see closer.

Try looking through this.

[ Roaring ]

[ jelly ]
wait. He's got a monster-sized
splinter. He's in pain.

He's not bad.
He just needs help.

You're right, jelly !
Let's go help our new friend.

[ Roars ]
huh ?

[ Whimpers ]

We did it !
Yea !

[ Roars ]

Yeah !
Yeah !

Bye-bye !

Okay, everybody, get ready
to see the biggest cannonball
in history !

Whoo-hoo !

What's he gonna do ?

Cannonball !

That is a very, very,
very, very cool monster !

- [ All laughing ]
- [ laughing ]