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Hi. I'm Sean.

And this is obviously

my dating video.

I'm quite nervous.

Like, I guess that's

what happens

when you put yourself

out there, eh?

Where do you start?

Firstly, well, a lot of you

would have known me

from being in

magazines and on TV

um, and in the newspaper

from a few years ago.

Well,... I just want to say,

well, I'm innocent.

Like, I'm not a bad boy.

Like, I got arrested, yeah,

but... I didn't k*ll

my whole family.

Um, I own a odd-job business -

clean people's toilets,

slaughter chickens,

um, smash pumpkins.

Hobbies - I like to make

bowls and music.

Actually, the music playing

on this video I made.

Ah, and I like to sh**t g*ns.

I guess I... I look forward

to seeing you all soon.

My dating video

didn't really work,

so I've downloaded

this app 'Date Match'.

- Height?

- I'm 5"7'.

6- foot.

And I've been looking

at my photos

and I was thinking this one

for my profile.

Yeah? Do you...

Are you sure, you know, you

want that one, holding that?

Yeah! That's my favourite g*n.

Yeah.

Yeah, but, you know,

you have to think about,

'What's the... what's the

image I'm trying to project?'

Well, yeah, I am.

I read on the internet that you

should show your hobbies

to get dates.

- Yeah. OK.

- Mm.

That's good.

I've got this one of

me eating Chinese.

OK, yeah, try that one too.

Maybe put that-

Maybe put that one first.

It's a whole new world

with the apps, isn't it?

The possibilities.

Jules thinks I'm setting

him up to fail.

I think there's someone out

there for everyone, right?

I have to do this.

Hey, Alex!

I'm ready to swipe!

Fire away.

So, you load your pictures up,

and then the app tells

you who's in the area,

and then you swipe right if

you like the look of them

or you swipe left if you don't,

and then if you match

with one of them,

like, one of the

people on the app,

then you can start

messaging them.

So...

Like, there's a lot of good

women on this, I reckon.

Ooh! I've got a match.

Oh. She's 79.

There's a saying -

once a cop, always a cop.

You should always look

after your partner,

even after you've left.

Sorry. That thing will

finish in a second.

It's a damn good printer, that.

Bloody good printer.

Eight years - partners.

We've been some places,

haven't we, Pam?

Yep, we sure have, Ton.

How's the, um...

How's the zoo thing

coming along?

Hi, I'm Pam.

These are my alpacas.

One d*ed recently. Sad.

And this is David the Donkey -

a little firecracker, this one.

And Gavin the Guinea pig.

Turns out guinea

pigs aren't pigs.

Oh, and adventure park.

I've put in a water slide;

I added a g*n range;

I even painted the

golf clubs gold.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.

Maybe I'll get the boys around

and we'll go out there

for a Christmas function.

- Why wait? The bike trail -

- Yeah?

- ... primo, mate.

- I bet.

Uh...

can I get that stuff

I asked you for?

It does go through my mind,

you know,

maybe she is a

better cop than me.

You know, she's out there,

she's fighting the good fight.

I haven't forgotten, though.

He's out there, and he's walking

the streets right now.

So I try and help

out where I can.

She's too good.

She cared too much, you know?

But when Sean walked,

Pam was like,

'I'm never ever gonna

let that happen again. '

She turned the dial up

right up to 11.

Some of the guys actually

thought she was pushing

a little bit too hard,

but she was convinced

that if they'd turned the screws

with Sean, he'd have flipped.

That didn't matter, though.

I mean, they got wind.

Gee, you even respect a cop

like that. You just- You gotta.

Lost a good cop that day.

After they let me go,

I told myself,

'Nothing you can do.

It's out of your control.

'Just forget about it. '

But I couldn't.

Being a cop's what I am.

I need to protect people.

So I started again.

I'm gonna get him -

that murdering bastard.

When I do, I'm gonna get

right back on that force.

Just you wait.

There's that feeling...

you know, when the phone dings,

and you wanna check it but...

you're too scared.

But you got to.

And then you do,

and your heart

does a little... flip.

But then the anxiety comes.

I'm so nervous.

Do you take flowers

on a first date?

No, that's stupid.

- Sean.

- Casey. Hi.

- I made you a bowl.

- Oh, wow.

Thank you.

Sorry, I'll just...

put my bag there.

- Shall we get some food?

- Yeah.

I really like sweet

and sour pork.

I love it too. It's yum.

And fried rice.

I like fried rice

with my hot chips.

Same with me.

Do you want any egg?

I don't really like egg,

but my sister did.

I don't really like egg either.

Do you want me

to get you a drink?

- Pink Munta?

- Cool.

- I'll pay for these.

- You don't have to.

I want to.

Thanks.

He was just so nice on the app -

so sweet.

Normally on those things

the guys they say things like,

if they can bang me, you know,

cos my last name is Bangs.

Just totally horrible

things like that.

This town...

But Sean...

I know about it - sort of -

what... happened.

But it's all in the eyes -

you know, the honesty.

I've never had a Munta before.

The pink one's the best.

'But I didn't run into anything.

'We messaged for a couple of

days, then he asked me out.

'Why not?'

- Tastes like pink.

- I know.

I mean, I...

I still haven't told my friends.

He's so sweet.

'I want to kiss you. '

Oh, me.

He wants to kiss me.

People forget that

he's innocent,

that the jury or whatever,

they found him not guilty.

And we had a really nice time.

Like, there's that saying,

'You should probably read the

book if you like the cover. '

See, the thing is,

it's not just one piece of

evidence that makes a case,

it's all of it - the blood and

gunpowder on the T-shirt;

changing of the testimony;

love of g*ns;

history of v*olence.

You know, I mean, you

add all that evidence up

and we had a case.

Ask the bloody lawyer.

He'll tell you.

What the f*ck is F3?

I've got tray 3.

It hasn't got a f*cking tray!

Which-? Is it-? Wait, I'll...

No. f*ck. f*ck!

It was simple. It was really

simple. We had enough.

Pam was a really good cop,

and everyone loves Pam.

Have you met Pam?

She's fantastic.

The whole community...

well, she's done a heap for us.

Anyway, this crazy defence

lawyer turns up, you know,

you can just imagine...

trouser suit,

had the judge wrapped

round her little finger,

and she got the whole of

Sean's past thrown out.

Inadmissible.

'Pre-judice', as they say

in the legal profession,

which means prejudicial.

Gone.

The whole case - out.

Defence lawyers - simple -

they do not want justice.

They want murderers

on the loose.

If they wanted justice,

they'd let us do our job.

But they don't. No.

And anyways...

if we had a w*apon,

if Pam could find the w*apon,

the shotgun, whoa,

that would be a golden ticket.

I'd be straight back

in that court

and I'd show that bitch...

the... well, the-the

the m*rder*r, I'd show the

m*rder*r that he was guilty.

Oh, of course it was exciting

cos everyone was here -

there were journalists

and TV crew, writers -

everyone, really.

A m*rder this size, I mean,

people all over are interested.

Janice was all over it,

weren't you, Janice?

She's one of the

best reporters there is.

It's the biggest

story I ever had.

It really, really, really,

really, really affected us,

and it still does.

I still get phone calls from

some of those journalists.

We've actually just

done an interview

with Women R Us magazine,

and that's national,

so they're sending

a photographer.

- You know, it's legitimate.

- Yeah, legitimate.

Yeah. And, um, I'm writing

a book about it, actually.

Best person to do it, Janice.

Best person.

So, tell them what the title is.

- 'The Call'.

- Mm.

So, it starts off with the call.

The call.

Well the transcript of

his emergency call.

Um, but it's not an audiobook.

Yet.

Um, actually, we should do

one of those podcast things.

They're very, very popular now.

Anyway, so it's exciting,

raw, captivating.

And then we just go

straight to his story,

and how he changed it,

you know, twice.

Once when the cops arrived,

he said he saw his dad

in the hallway and called it in,

and then when he

was questioned again,

he said he only called

after he found his sister.

I mean, he blames it

on the trauma, but come on.

- Come on.

- Come on!

Come on.

If that was me, I would not

be forgetting what happened.

And then we just go

into his sordid family

and the kind of man he is.

Janice, Janice. Bestseller,

I tell you. Bestseller.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I always

knew I had a book in me.

I just didn't know

what the subject was.

And this just dropped in my lap,

really, so, yeah.

And Pam here is going to

help me with the ending,

and a guilty man out there

is not a happy ending.

We argued about it, didn't we?

But I grew up just down

the road from them.

Me and his sister Abby,

we used to work at

the cinema together.

She's a little younger

than him, and, like,

sometimes I'd take her to work.

I've known Sean

for ages, though.

Yeah, but they were weird.

They were a weird family.

They were always weird.

- Aw.

- No, they were.

Like, they would have Weet-Bix

in their lunchboxes

instead of sandwiches -

the whole family.

You don't know-

You don't know that.

No, but I read about it in the

paper. I read a lot about it.

News like that goes

all over the country,

and they were weird.

Anyway, I have known

them for a long time,

and in the end I just said,

you know,

if someone broke in

and tied up me and Jules

and k*lled all of us,

you know, like bang, bang, bang,

and for whatever reason

left one of the kids,

wouldn't you want someone

to believe them?

But you worry. You do worry.

Like, I trust Alex, but,

you know, it's your kids,

and... I don't know.

Like, I'm not gonna leave

him alone with them.

And you've gotta

ask the question -

and I do ask it - if he didn't

do it, then who did?

There's a difference between

trust and stupidity.

And after it happened, Jules

let me get a bunch more g*ns.

So, one under the bed.

Loaded, of course.

The kids know not to touch it.

- You don't touch this, eh?

- Yeah.

- Not unless the...

- ... Bogeyman...

...turns up. That's right.

Yeah. But after what

happened to Sean,

me and Jules decided

kids' safety's

got to be top of the list.

- What letter you up to?

- F.

He's reading the dictionary.

What I wanna know is,

like, where's the evidence?

Someone's gotta

trust him, right?

Music? Really?

Yeah. I like to write tracks.

I'm writing a song at the

moment, actually, about...

Me?

- Yep.

- Can I hear it?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

Casey, turn to face me.

Don't replace me

with another guy from Thiston.

I might blow a piston.

Thank you for the listen...

... ing to my song.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, Casey.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, Casey.

That's all I've got so far.

It was really good.

Really? Thank you.

Maybe we should record it.

You know, it could be a big hit.

Really?

You're as good as

that band Six60.

OK.

One, two, three, four,

one, two, three, four.

Amanda -

she was one of our

character witnesses.

She couldn't testify -

got thrown out.

Must have been really hard

for her, seeing Sean go free.

Twice.

- Hey.

- Hi, Pam.

How ya doing?

So, I'm just talking

about this because, um,

I think it's important to not

live in fear of a m*rder*r.

Absolutely.

So, I was at a party,

and I was, like...

I was drunk as,

cos we were, like,

drinking everything,

and Sean was there, right...

What happened?

Well, I was maggoted,

so I don't really remember

what happened before this,

but...

I come to, and he's, like...

he's all over me, you know,

like, touching me.

- And you didn't want this?

- No! Of course I didn't.

I mean, he's a k*ller.

Well, you know, I didn't

know that at the time,

but it makes sense, doesn't it?

So, tell me about the fight

that he had with my neph-

with Harold.

Well, Harold. He was

my boyf at the time,

and him and Sean

had this big scrap,

because I told Harold

what had happened,

and he confronted Sean,

you know,

to protect me, and, oh,

he went crazy, you know.

So, let me get this straight,

it was Sean that went crazy,

not Harold.

Yeah. Yeah!

Obvs.

- And then what happened?

- Well, you arrested him.

And he got diversion.

- Anyway, Pam,

- Mm-hm.

...you know, Jasmine, she says

that Sean's on that dating app.

He's, like, messaging girls.

It's the pressure, Harold.

You just gotta keep it up.

Keep it up until one day,

when he cracks.

And right now,

it's the dating app.

Um, OK.

Yeah, so come on, load me up.

I wanna see what he's up to.

Well, his age will

be set to younger.

Well, just change mine.

Nah, it needs

to be your profile.

Well, just use your profile.

No, nah. Nah, nah.

It needs to be,

like, your pictures.

Well, just use pictures

from that page

that's got all the new

m*rder tips. We'll use that.

Oh, no, you can't use that.

Well, we'll just get pictures

from the internet,

and we'll make one using them.

Nah, nah. It needs to be,

like, your profile.

- It needs to be you.

- Harold,

just-just-just make me a page

with pictures from the internet.

I wanna know what messages he's

writing to girls around here.

OK.

When she heard

he'd been let off,

I was in...

well, what used to be my shed,

and I heard this scream,

drop everything,

come running in the house,

and she'd gone.

Finally I looked in the loo,

and there she is -

door locked, wouldn't come out.

Straight refused.

What happened to that family

shouldn't have

happened to a dog.

But what about the rest of us?

There's just a point

when you've gotta put

it behind you, you know?

Just... Just stop!

This...

She's pushing.

Done.

Great.

- I'm gonna go to film club,

- Yep.

He's really nice.

A little bit older.

Come on, we're dying to know.

What have you been doing?

He took me swimming,

bought me two blow up unicorns.

He taught me how to sh**t,

and we went out for dinner.

Aw.

Where did this romantic

person take you?

Chinese. He likes fried rice

and chips as well.

Ew, you know

that's still gross, eh?

He made me this bowl.

Bowl? Funny.

- Super cute, though.

- Mm.

What's his name and

what does he do?

Sean. He owns his own business.

Oh, what sort of business?

He does, like,

odd jobs for people,

so he's really handy,

sort of like my dad.

- Do you have photos?

- Yeah!

- Is he cute?

- Yes!

- Yeah, photos.

- So cute.

Ooh, sorry.

- You're f*cking joking, right?

- What? It's Sean.

Yeah, we know who it is.

You know who it is, right?

I guess he is kinda cute.

You're not safe.

Casey, what Sarah's

trying to say is that...

- we love you.

- Mm.

But... are you sure?

He's really nice to me.

I know he has history,

but when you meet him...

You went from Chad to this?

Chad made me wait out the

back of the pub for him.

But Chad also didn't

k*ll his whole family.

It's only a few times, right?

You haven't had sex

with him, have you?

We can find you someone better.

So, this is where he

did it, where the house was.

Just a few days after the trial,

he destroyed it.

Didn't have time to come back

and see if I'd missed

anything, did I?

No insurance money,

cos he did it on purpose,

so it's not financial.

So what was he hiding?

So, on the night of the murders,

he comes home early

from milking the cows.

He goes in the back door,

goes into the first room -

bedroom.

Boom! Takes out

the youngest sister.

The dad hears from his bedroom,

comes running up the hallway.

Boom! Takes out the father,

right in the chest.

Then goes down into

the master bedroom.

Here.

Boom! Kills the mum.

Jeez.

I've known some

crims in my time,

but who kills their mother?

You'll never know love

like your mum's love -

that's what they say.

I wonder what she was thinking

when she had that...

that g*n pointed

straight at her chest.

Yeah...

Then he goes into the sister's

room - the older sister.

She's still in bed, she's

heard the whole thing -

terrified, probably,

can't even move.

Boom! Unloads on her twice.

Twice.

Then he stashes the g*n.

I still don't know where.

Then he waits for a bit -

just a bit.

And then he... he starts to

pick up some of his family.

He gets their blood,

he wipes it all over himself.

You know, he says he was

so overcome with 'grief',

he just hugged

their dead bodies.

Huh.

Then he makes that call.

He dials 1... 1... 1.

Jeez, that phone call -

he was good.

All that fake crying.

'I've only just got home. '

Cry, cry, cry.

Cry.

You know,...

you're miles away from

anywhere out here. Miles away.

You could do anything and

no one would have a clue.

Even if he is my grandson,

I don't mind saying it -

he bloody did it.

He was the only

one left, wasn't he?

I don't know why he

had to take my girls.

What did his mother ever do?

His sisters?

Well, they were ripped away.

Gone.

It's not that I don't

want to see Sean,

it's just that when

I see him,...

it all comes back.

It's just too much.

It's too much for me.

I want

him to feel like this.

I want everyone to know

he ain't no family of mine.

Casey and I - I just can't think

of anything better.

She's amazing.

I'm starting to feel like...

well, that I could

have a family again.

Then Alex asked me to be

part of the Thiston Pistons,

which is his demolition derby

racing team,

which is amazing.

I haven't been asked to be

part of anything for ages.

So I'm just stripping off all

the plastic and all the rubber

and everything, cos you

don't want it on the track,

cos you don't want other

people to crash into it.

But, yeah, I'm pretty excited

by the whole thing, actually.

I'm really looking

forward to it.

Um, so this story is

about the truth,

so can you just look truthful.

I always look truthful.

- No, like, look serious.

- I am serious.

Yeah, that's great,

Can you go back-to-back,

like you're a

crime-fighting duo?

Like you're...

Yeah, like you're really

going into battle.

Stand more concave.

Look a little bit bored.

Bored-sexy.

Janice, I know you said

that this was gonna help-

Evidence, Pam.

People trust you more.

This story's about two

crime-fighting women.

- No, it's about justice.

- Yes. Yes, yes. Justice.

Thanks.

I think we got what we need.

My editors will be in touch.

This will be published

in a couple of days.

It's gonna be a big story, yeah,

yeah. Cover page and everything.

Yep.

I've got another dress

if you want me to...

You don't want to

take any more? No?

sh*t.

Surprise!

When I heard about it I went and

got them from all around town.

Oh.

What's wrong?

- Did you read it?

- No.

I wanted to, but, Sean,

you've already told

me everything, right?

I thought it was done.

Well, I got them all.

It is done.

- She's still going, Casey.

- What do you mean?

She's gonna write a book.

We'll just buy all the books.

Casey, it doesn't

work like that.

It doesn't end.

It never ends.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

She's started

to see what it's like -

what it's like to be with me.

Even I'd started to forget -

or at least ignore -

that people had made

up their minds about me.

Cos when I met Casey,

she hadn't.

She spent the time

to get to know me.

She made me forget

that people thought

that I'd k*lled my family.

Is there any way I can get some

12-gauge shotgun shells, please?

No.

How do you tell someone

how much you need them?

'I... love... you. '

'I love you. '

I love you.

'Big X, little x, big X.'

No one's written

that to me before.

People always talk about it -

love.

They say the heart

wants what the heart wants.

You see it in the movies.

One person's rich and

the other is, say, a prost*tute.

He climbs up the fire escape

with flowers,

and they make it work.

But you fall for

someone like Sean...

they change their tune.

They say you're stupid,

that he's brainwashed you.

People only use those

sayings when it suits them.

She knows it's wrong.

That unicorn shows up and

Jim has to straight out ask,

'Who's that from?'

Well, she had to fess up.

And there was a hoo-ha

of a fight!

You can't go out with that guy!

He's a m*rder*r!

He's not a m*rder*r,

he's an accused m*rder*r!

He got let off. He didn't do it!

How do you know

he didn't do it?!

Because he told me!

Her parents, they own

this whole place.

And Casey?

Well, she's an only child.

Now, I don't like to talk

about nobody or nothing,

but the facts remain -

he's got no job

and she's gonna get all this.

I worry about the poor girl.

I mean, she's nice,

but she's, um...

well, she's trusting.

But I tell ya,

if he ever gets his murderous

mitts on this place,

well, I wasn't made for target

practice - that's all I'll say.

Tie that off, mate.

Tie that off.

Well obviously Sean, you know,

it's not a walk in the park.

It can get rough, but...

I built this car,

so you should be fairly safe.

It'll undergo scrutineering.

Anyway, at the track,

they'll check over the cars,

so, you know, safe as houses.

And anyway, it's not like

anyone's out to k*ll ya.

I mean, you know, everyone

just wants to have a good time.

Of course I'm nervous.

It's like whenever you try

something new, you know,

you get the jitters. It's crazy.

Your hands are sweaty.

I'm sorry.

What was that?

It was... It was probably

just a crash.

Someone probably

rolled or something.

Oh, don't worry.

Like, I've got a roll cage.

And Alex helped me

build the car,

so it'll... it'll be safe

as houses, you know?

Well, if anything happens,

like if you get paralysed,

I'll be here.

We've got the derby racers

out there at the moment -

the Takapau Terrors

and the Thiston Pistons.

The zero car is Sean B.

33 car is out there as well -

that is Alex -

and 35, the Jonno Boulder car.

Well, very, very hard to pick

who the winner is gonna be

but the cars - I can tell you

that both teams seem to

have all their cars intact.

96 and 95 cars...

Hey, Sean! How's the family?

How's it going, Sean?

How do you like broken legs,

Sean?

Here goes.

Go, Sean!

Whoo!

Sean.

k*ll that bastard!

- Get him!

- f*cking k*ll him!

k*ll him!

Bastard!

Go, Sean!

Whoo-hoo!

- k*ll him!

- f*cking k*ll-

Get him!

You're f*cking dead!

You're f*cking dead, Sean!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- k*ll him!

- Yeah!

- k*ll him!

- Get him!

This has gone too far.

This isn't about catching

him any more.

Yeah, it is. You read it.

There are no more leads, George.

Leads? Like when you

said there's no way

that scum of the earth is gonna

get away with what he did?

You are taking it

out of context.

People just need

to know the truth.

They're exploiting you -

Janice, this magazine.

Her book's coming out.

She wants the attention.

She's dressed up like a

bloody idiot. Look at her.

Look, I only did it cos

I needed more evidence.

People might know things.

They might send me tips,

you know. This could be it.

I give up. You keep

going down this path,

but the cop I fell in love with,

she's gone.

What are you saying?

You know exactly

what I'm saying.

Christ, how many times

have we done this?

Who reads this rubbish, anyway?

Everyone. It sells.

Best issue this year.

People love a m*rder - they do -

the fallout, who's in,

who's out, who's left behind.

Um, but this angle,

now this is new.

We've never had this before.

Oh, total- I mean, you know,

the vigilante stuff

and the small-town angle,

it was...

Oh, brilliant. And no

cell reception, right?

So she goes ahead and

sets up a free-call hotline.

- Free-call hotline.

- Genius.

Genius.

Oh, it was a big deal

that m*rder, wasn't it?

- It was.

- It was a very big deal.

Um, did he do it?

I mean, who knows?

Who cares? Does it

really matter? Not really.

- People love it.

- People love it.

I mean, we hear he's

got a new girlfriend.

- That's who you want now.

- Oh, absolutely.

What kind of a

girl dates that man?

Where is she from? That would

triple our everything.

At the end of the day,

we're journalists, aren't we?

And we use our sources,

like Janice.

- Oh, Janice.

- Yeah.

She's a squawker.

And I don't mean in the sack.

Pull!

Why not?

Because it's a waste of time.

I think Sean and Casey's

private investigation agency

would be a good idea.

We could make hats!

Didn't you say they

couldn't find the g*n?

We could start searching.

We could get metal

detectors and badges.

We could do it.

We could solve the

case and everything,

and it would be neat.

Casey, you're never

gonna find the g*n.

You're never gonna find him.

Sean, we have to.

Everyone is so mean to you.

Well, that's just the

way that it is, OK?

Like, sometimes you do things

and you have worse consequences

than you think.

What do you mean?

Well, I won't do a derby again.

OK?

Sean!

Just forget it, OK?

Pull!

Once Women R Us called and

asked me about Casey Bangs,

I knew it had gone too far.

She doesn't know the truth.

I can't let this continue.

She needs to see

what he's capable of.

I'm telling you, mate, you won't

find me on The Bachelor.

I think you'd be good.

Two beers, thanks, mate.

You read that article

in Farmers R Us?

- Which one's that?

- About the river.

Some scientist reckons

we're draining too much water -

damaging the wildlife.

What, with irrigation?

The only wildlife around

my place are me cows.

If I don't grow that grass...

- Probably from Wellington.

- Yeah.

Bet they'd be happy to see

all the water go straight out

to sea, then all we'd hear

about is the sea levels rising.

All I wanna know

is what you said.

I wanna know the

deal, for my little girl.

- It's all in there.

- Just give it to me straight.

Just read it.

I'm warning you,

it's not pretty reading.

But I tell you what. If I had

a lovely little girl like Casey,

and there was a m*rder*r

wandering around,

I would do everything

in my power

to get rid of that

little scumbag.

But its over to you, you know,

if you wanna wake up one morning

with a b*llet through

her head, then...

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, Pam.

I'm doing my best here.

Yeah. And I'm just telling you,

just giving you the information.

You do with it what you wish.

I...

just feel so humiliated.

I...

I asked him.

If he didn't... If he didn't

tell me about that girl,

and getting arrested, then...

what about the rest of it?

Maybe everyone was right.

I can't even...

I can't do... I can't do this.

It's over.

Text.

I can't believe

she did it by text.

Yeah. Sorry, mate, I know.

- Can't believe it.

- Yeah.

I texted back, I rung.

- Yeah.

- Like, lots.

But nothing.

I was thinking, you know,

your relationship started

with a message on that app.

Why can't it end with a message?

It's a funny thing - text.

I would've dodged a whole

lot of hard conversations.

Probably wouldn't be married.

Two words - greater good.

Jim's daughter,

she's gonna thank me.

She dodged a b*llet.

- Literally.

- Pam!

Pam.

I said. I bloody said.

Jim - he just called

your little hotline.

He said... He said, 'Thanks for

the info. They've broken up. '

How is that proving his guilt?

How is that proving anything?!

She needed to know, George.

It's not- Jesus!

She is not your bloody sister.

- That's not fair, George.

- Fair? Bloody fair?

This isn't justice, Pam.

- What am I supposed to do?

What-? You tell me

what I'm supposed to do.

I told you. I bloody told you.

Done!

George.

Overnight she changed.

More distant. Work was

more important than us.

Yeah, tough time.

Not just for me, for Harold,

especially with his mum,

Pam's sister,

stuck up in that bloody place -

that looney bin,

losing her mind.

We'd already lost her.

I guess Pam had taken

that spot for him.

Then poof! She was gone.

Yeah, I get it.

But, I mean,

I just wish she'd stop.

Now that George

is leaving, it's like...

the whole place

is gonna turn to...

I dunno.

Look after her, OK?

Well, if she stops,

will you come back?

She's never gonna stop,

mate - not until she gets him.

Sean,

tell me what happened.

Casey,

I've told you everything.

Pam got me the file

and I saw the pictures...

of that girl Amanda - you

b*ating up her boyfriend.

Pam got you what?

- Why didn't you tell me?

- Cos no one ever believes me.

When will you

understand that I love you?

Just...

tell me what happened.

I was at a party.

Amanda was there.

We were drunk.

She said she liked me.

She led me into a room.

We started making out.

- And then she just freaked.

- What happened?

I stopped.

We stopped.

I thought that was it.

And then her boyfriend came,

and he b*at me up.

Well, then why did

they arrest you?

Cos Harold's Pam's nephew.

Did you do it?

Just tell me.

I didn't do it.

I didn't do any of it.

I'm... pregnant.

We're gonna-

No.

I don't want it.

- But I just told you I didn't-

- That's not why.

Why?

I- I don't want this child.

Not at the moment.

Just get out.

No, get out.

Get out!

Happy birthday, Harold.

Come on, sit down.

- Thanks, Auntie.

- Right, cake.

Think I know what that is.

Go on! Open it.

I just thought that, you know,

you might wanna give

me a bit of a hand.

With George gone, I just thought

it would be good for us

to spend a bit more

time together, you know.

- Um, yeah, OK. I guess.

- Yeah, it'll be fun.

It'll be like when I taught

you how to be a cop.

And I thought we

could go up the hill.

I've got some

more ideas, up the hill.

Oh, yeah? Up the hill's

a good place to look.

Yep, golden ticket, Harold.

That's what we're after.

We're after the golden ticket.

I'll just... I'll just

go get mine, OK?

Yeah, cool.

Sometimes you've just

gotta go with it, eh?

Like, most families are a bit

crazy.

But, um, you know,

if I'm out here,

I can sort of, you know,

...keep an eye on her, make sure

she doesn't go too far.

And hopefully she'll,

you know, if we keep looking,

she'll get tired, and we

can all just get on with it.

And maybe George will come back.

I've got nothing.

How do I get her back?

Well, I couldn't be bothered,

quite frankly.

I told him to sod off.

I texted Jules.

Let her know he's on his way.

She was pissed.

I mean, I like the guy. I do.

It's just a break-up.

I think it's fair to say he's

been through a lot worse.

He's taken the f*ckin' spade.

Sean!

I need the spade!

When Alex

was a d*ck to me,

the only reason I took him back

was cos he turned up with a rock

the size of Gibraltar.

You know, like,

if he doesn't do the same, he's

not ever gonna get her back.

He told her to get out.

What a d*ck!

Men. Jesus.

Well, they'll give it to you.

They have to.

It's your mum's ring.

Just ring.

Do you want me to do it?

I have to do this.

Hello?

- Grandpa?

- What?

Is Grandma there? I want

Mum's ring. I wanna get married.

You don't get to

call this house.

You ain't no family of mine.

Hung up on me.

Listen, it'll be OK.

You can buy one.

There'll be a sale.

There'll be a sale.

Just looking for a ring.

It's got to say 'I'm sorry,

'I love you, and will you

marry me' all in one.

The rock's gotta be

the size of Gibrolla.

Have you got anything like that?

This one.

How much for that?

It's $16,000.

Have you got anything

for a few hundred?

That.

OK. Thanks.

Casey, when I told you

to get out, I was hurt.

I felt like you didn't love me

and that I'd lost my new family.

But now I know it's because

I wasn't honest with you.

You make me feel like

no one else could.

You are my family. I love you.

I was going to get you the

rock the size of Gibraltion,

but then I realised I wanted

to give you something I made.

I wanted it to be more personal.

I wanted to show my love

by giving you part of me.

- I love you.

- Mmm.

And then she said yes.

- We're getting married!

- Yeah.

- Like, soon.

- Mm

We talked about it,

and we decided

we just wanna be together.

I was such an idiot.

Lucky for Jules, eh?

You know she was right, though

right? I'm gonna need a ring.

Yep.

Of course.

Casey is my family now,

and we have to make

these decisions together.

At the end of the day,

it's Casey's choice.

We decided it's

not the time for a child.

I'm not ready.

We are gonna be together,

but I want to be ready.

It's OK.

It'll be a couple of minutes.

We are a family now.

- I'm just really nervous.

- Oh, it's OK.

They've done it

a thousand times.

You've reached Pam's hotline.

Leave your m*rder

tip at the beep.

Pam,...

What a place, eh?

Whoo-hoo!

One, two, three.

Ooh, big boy!

Come on!

Let's get down there.

- Are you sure about this?

- Yeah, go!

All right.

Whoa!

Oh, yeah.

This one's out. This one's out.

Here, give us that one.

Tony! Tony!

Come listen to this.

Gee.

You've really set yourself

up here, eh?

Yeah, well, if you

wanna catch the best,

- you gotta get the best, Tony.

- Yeah.

I tell you what -

your Adventureland, Pam,

that's the best.

There's some real team

building going on there.

You know Gary, he hasn't

climbed a wall like that

for such a long time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway listen, listen, listen.

It's just a matter of time,

and people come through.

Pam,

it's Helen from the hospital.

I've just found something

about you-know-who

which is gonna blow

your case wide open.

I'm out at the beach

for the next couple,

but Friday week at the pub?

I'll see you there.

Most of the time, these

cases die, you know?

People, cops, whatever,

they give up and they go home.

But see, that dating app,

the grandfather,

the g*ns, the derby...

- darby, derby?

- Derby.

...derby, magazine.

It's all about keeping

up the pressure.

See, most of the time, people

live their lives in secret,

you know, behind closed doors,

but that is what's so

good about what we do,

because we get to

open the curtains

and see what their

lives are really like.

He'll keep.

You'll see.

Pam, you're a legend.

You know that.

I think you're gonna

catch this one.

- No stone unturned.

- Nothing unturned.

It must have been hard for him -

calling.

See, when you get to my

age you start to wonder,

what am I leaving behind?

Most people would say family -

you're part of history;

you're part of the future.

Unless you're not.

If you've got no family,

it's like you don't exist.

Sean,

there's an old lady here.

You don't just die,

you vanish, like you never were.

This is my family, and I'm gonna

make damn sure they know it.

Grandma.

Sean. Oh.

And you must be Casey.

Hi.

I believe you need this.

- Is this the one?

- Yeah. It's mum's ring.

It is indeed.

Well, you best invite me inside.

Yes! Come in. Come in.

I'll get you a Munta.

- A what?

- A Munta.

Problem then

is to get them all

in the back of the bloody truck,

that's the problem.

How much are you getting for

those waste of spaces?

- 4 bucks.

- Really?!

I'm only getting $3.50.

Who you selling to?

- Old Jack.

- Mm.

Nah, I won't deal with Jack.

I heard, right, just the

other day right here,

that he's doing,

like, his cousin.

- Like, his actual first cousin.

- What?

That's disgusting.

They do some gross things

nowadays, don't they?

Yeah.

- Sauce?

- Yeah. Thanks, mate.

So, she had an abortion.

- Who?

- Casey.

Christ. She's even

dumber than I thought.

While I was there, I looked

up his last name, you know,

on the computer,

and his sister's name came up.

- You know, Abby?

- Abby.

It shouldn't have, but it did,

and she had one too.

When?

About six weeks

before the murders.

The weird thing is,

she left an emergency contact

number with no name.

Why don't I have this?

Well, doctors' records, they're

different to the hospital,

and they're different

to the police again.

I mean, how would you know?

Bugger me.

So, do you think it

was Sean's baby?

I mean, she was about

to come clean, right?

Yep, yep. It's his. That family

have always been weird.

Well, there is just one thing -

I looked up the phone numbers,

the one he wrote down

on Casey's form

and the other

emergency contact,...

- different.

- No, no, it's definitely his.

He probably had a burner

back then anyway,

and there's no other links.

It's gotta be his.

But anyway,

I'll get the number for you

when we get back to work.

- You want another one?

- Yeah. God, yeah.

That lime cordial really

brings out the beer.

It does, doesn't it?

So, what do you think of this

gown? It's quite fabulous.

There's some amazing French lace

with some beading,

and it's got an amazing

kick-out at the bottom.

- I think you'd look fabulous.

- Lovely.

So, who's the lucky man?

I do like the sleeveless look.

Very chic.

It's Sean.

I'm sure Sean's gonna

be a lucky man.

Is this tulle? Darling, what do

you think about this one?

Of course it's tulle.

Well, my daughter asked me

to come and look at dresses,

so here I am.

That's all. Just looking.

She was going whether

I came or not.

Doesn't hurt to look.

I got a new job.

I'm really excited about it.

I'll keep the odd-job

business for weekends and that,

but this is just more stable.

People are always gonna die.

I just wanna give Casey

the life she deserves.

I had a bit of a stag party.

Alex and I, we were

having a few drinks.

And then he really wanted

to go to a titty bar.

I didn't... I didn't wanna go.

But we did,

and I had a really good time.

Like, I... no one even

noticed it was me.

Now it's Casey's turn,

and I just want her to have

a really normal hen's party.

Three, two, one, Casey!

Like, she doesn't have

that many friends,

and some of them,

they just wouldn't come,

and I was like, 'What?

Free booze, stripper.

'I am there,' you know?

And her parents are loaded, so

they're paying for everything.

Everything. I mean,

screw those girls.

Like, it's her first hen's

party.

Who would have thought, like,

Casey is the first

one to get married?

- I know. I know.

- I know.

I would have married

Sean if it meant that

I could be the first, you know?

What?

Like, he's kinda cute.

Nah. Yeah, nah, I so wouldn't.

But, like, you know,

Casey did say that he's

quite good in bed, though.

- Really?

- You know.

Yeah, like, he hasn't tried

to stick it up her bum

- or nothing like that.

- Aw.

Yeah, why are boys so gross, eh?

Urgh.

Stripper!

- Come on.

- I'm trying! Just wait!

It's the small things that

people take for granted,

you know?

The stag party; this job;

meeting Casey;

inviting people to our wedding.

I didn't think life could

get this normal for me.

Unbelievable. His sister

had an abortion as well.

That family. They k*ll each

other like it means nothing.

Five years, and finally this!

People don't understand that

you just gotta keep going.

You gotta keep working,

and not give up,

and then you'll get your man.

You'll get your man, finally.

All I'm saying is,

as someone who loves you,

are you sure?

Case, what she's trying

to say is that...

it's not too late

to pull out, babe.

You got a hens' party out of it.

It's not important to be first,

OK?

He didn't do it.

I love you, but you know this

town is full of horrible guys

who just want to stick

their d*ck in your bum!

But Sean was amazing.

And he was let off.

He didn't do it.

Two sh*ts for Abby. Two sh*ts.

Why didn't I flippin' see it?

All makes sense now.

That family... that family,

they are as...

whoa... they're as

screwed as each other.

Neither of you got to know him.

You never talk to him.

And you say that you're

with me, but, Jesus!

This is a new number.

He had a prepaid.

Just stop it!

Stop it!

OK, settle down, Case.

We get it.

You wanna get married.

Have another drink, babe.

You know, he's probably so dumb

he didn't even throw it away.

And even if he did,

I can always backdate

it with the telco company.

Extra pressure - that's

what's gonna get him.

New leads.

I know you.

I want you.

You are my whole.

You are my life,

and I wanna be with you forever.

Hello?

Hello?

What is this?

There was a time when I thought

I would never have

a family again.

I thought the pain

would never leave.

I would cry myself

to sleep every night.

But then you swiped right.

When you're there next to me,

when you say I love you,

when I can't get out of bed

because I can still

see the blood,

when you wipe the sweat because

of the pain I still feel,

I know you truly

love me and know me.

You know me like

no one else ever will.

You better have a

really good reason

for why you were

her contact number.

Harold?

You better have a

really good reason.

We could've just

got on with our lives.

Harold, are you... are you

having one of your episodes?

It's by the fence.

What's by the fence?

The golden ticket.

You can find your

golden ticket with this.

Harold.

Oh my God.

No, no, it's definitely his.

And there's no other links,

it's gotta be his.

So, let me get this straight,

it was Sean that went crazy,

not Harold?

Yeah, it'll be fun.

It'll be like when I taught you

how to be a cop, and I thought

we could go up the hill.

- I've got some more ideas.

- Up the hill?

Oh, yeah, sounds like

a good place to look.

- I'm gonna go to film club.

- Yep.

What did you do?

What did you do?

When they yell and

you say to me not to worry,

when you stroke my head because

I scream in my nightmares,

when they try and

interrupt our love,

you're the one who believes me.

I promise I will protect you.

I promise I'll love you forever.

I promise, no matter what,

I'll be there for you.

You're my family.

You are my life.

You are it.

With those beautiful vows,

I now pronounce you

Mr and Mrs...

Butt-ram.

You may kiss the bride.

Go, the Buttrams!

Amazing cop right there.

Gee, I mean,

imagine bringing him in -

your own nephew.

See, that's the difference

between someone like me and her.

Justice.

Justice is the most

important thing.

Regardless of whether

it's your family or otherwise.

I mean, let's say...

let's say hypothetically,

if it was someone like me

and it was my cousin,

would I bring them in?

Probably not, in all honesty.

I'd probably say something like,

'Look, ya little prick,

don't do it again, OK?'

What's the point of having a

cop in the family, otherwise?

But you know, as I say,

she is fighting the good fight.

Triple, triple, triple.

Triple sales. Public ate it up.

Amazing to think there's Pam,

so blinded by her own opinion,

she did not realise that it was

a member of her own family.

It was staring her

straight in the face.

And don't get us wrong, I mean

we feel terrible for Sean,

of course, but on the other

hand, with our help,

he has been proven innocent

once and for all,

and we have another

one of these to prove it.

You see, we are journalists,

and, um...

Yeah, OK, we sell a lot more

copies of our magazine

than your boring old newspapers,

and you know why?

It's because we give

them what they want.

Just ask Janice.

In fact, get Janice to read

a chapter from her new book.

Mm. Some of the best writing.

Harold having sex

with Sean's sister.

But he was cheating on Amanda,

so it was all a secret.

Apparently, these film clubs

have sex all over the show.

I'll never see how these

weird arthouse films

could turn anyone on,

but each to their own, I guess.

Anyway, it turns out he's like

his mum and Pam -

obsessed,

crazy.

He'd lost so many people,

and Abby with the

secret abortion

and breaking up with him

was just too much.

Snapped.

He just... snapped.

So, Pam was right

about one thing - bestseller.

- So, we're very happy for Sean.

- Thrilled, yeah.

That wedding was beautiful.

It was really beautiful.

The vows were really beautiful.

Yeah.

And he was proven innocent.

- That's good too, isn't it?

- Yeah, it's good.

Because that thr*at was gone,

we could get rid of all of his

bloody g*ns, which is good.

Bittersweet for you, though, eh?

You loved your g*ns.

Loved my g*ns. Loved 'em.

But now we can store his

preserves in there

instead of clogging

up the bloody pantry.

Yeah, well, actually, everything

is better in the cold and dark,

especially the stone fruit.

I mean, you've got peaches,

apricots, pears.

Pears aren't a stone fruit.

But as we say,

thrilled for Sean.

Well, when Pam then said it

was free entry for us,

ah, well, you know, that is a...

that is a beautiful gesture.

And it's great to be

part of a family affair.

Yeah.

Well, I have wanted to come

here for a little while now.

The waterslide does

look real awesome.

We're gonna go down

it together, right?

Yeah, I can't wait.

Well, go on then.

What are you waiting for?

Let's go.
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