01x03 - Tour Bust

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thank you

we must find women nah yes

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hello Flacco Mr splits

is that cologne I'm smelling it appears

you boys are fixing to search for

camaraderie at a co-ed persuasion if you

know what I'm saying

they do not know he's trying to say it

looks like you're gonna try to meet

women

today people search for ladies with

large good sellers so what's your plan

ladies with large good sellers no I mean

where you don't just find women laying

around you gotta go with a congregate if

you were a woman where would you go oh

God I see what you're saying we must

have the ladies hat

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underwear

if I was woman I would wear underwear

it's perfect

can I help you gentlemen yeah we are

dishing to hook up with ladies hey I

don't know anything about that I run a

clean shop I'm not like that guy in the

corner named Tito who can help you again

his name is Tito but I didn't say

anything agreed

yeah yeah we do not wish to pay for

ladies we wish to meet them in here what

what do you women don't come in here

I'm gonna make my wife clean the house

in this she'll love it

we have been all through them all but

have found no good looking ladies

perhaps on map you show us where they

hide yapito has [ __ ] to sell us but

they are gentlemen and wish not to pay

oh

I tell you what she slept like much

larger woman yeah duh she was perhaps

jealous we did not make move on her look

oh

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hey did meet women but they all look

like that

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our luck will change

perhaps not soon

hello my neighbor friends would you like

a ride to stay dry

foreign

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do not pinch back yeah I wish to remain

in dreams

on your right you will please leave

House of Mr Michael Douglas

can anyone name a movie he was in yes

China Syndrome illustrating dangers of

unchecked nuclear policy

rice

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we want to hear the driver

how he can drive and no stop and still

remember where stars live if I didn't

already have three boyfriends I'd do him

hello get that back not before you give

me my pillow back

foreign

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so let me get this straight you guys

want a job driving a tour bus but you

got no license no green card no

insurance and no real knowledge of the

movies yeah I wouldn't hire you guys if

you work for free

well what if we work for free uh

no it is your last time we will go to

competition and you will see they will

not say no no no no no okay did you say

no

we gave it to go to college try I did

not go to college nor I

perhaps it's five effect

wait a minute have we forgot this is

America land of opportunity

we shall start our own tour you are

genius we will meet beautiful women

while also making large money

brilliant all we need is bus

all you have is 32 dollars and you want

me to rent you a boss

no we gave it to go to the high school

equivalency try there is one more chance

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for 32 you want me to just lend you my

boss yeah

no

it is one more one more chance

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our bus tour dream dashed by fact we do

not have bus

so close

I just remember all Russians say if you

are t*nk mechanic and wait in line and

I'll give it lemons you'll make lemonade

I make

lemonade

you're going to say that

is

what I mean

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[Applause]

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thank you

foreign

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I don't see any license plates it's

supposed to be on your bumper you are

out of luck we do not have bumper and

your parking permit's supposed to be

hanging from the Mirror Mirror okay out

of luck but if you wish to see turn

signals made from old Flashlight cities

to be your happy day no license plates

no parking permit how about a driver's

license

insurance

steering wheel

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the license plate permit and petal

handlebars only set back not defeat

uh one of Radiators fell off it's okay I

put on extra

all part of Soviet engineering

I meant to ask you did you get water for

so many radiators oh

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it's just a sprain good then I will go

to work sorry we got to take you in for

an x-ray Hospital policy I will not

waste time going to the hospital I

cannot miss work

don't make me make you go to the

hospital

so listen it's rush hour if we leave a

half hour from now we'll still get there

at the same time mind if me and my

partner catch some rays

be smart

what is going on here ah some crap for

brain strain to pull that's what's going

on

hello vladislav you're looking strong

and healthy thank you Miss Knight these

compliments coming from you assume you

have no idea who to Reign I mean

such thing I don't know but when I find

out that kicked out of the building

everybody hear me I am tired of being

nice Vlad I need to ask you a question I

need someone to fill in on the bus if I

show up late my bus will fire me

that's terrible I too will sacrifice in

this time of need yes yes you are

immigrant we are immigrant yeah we help

each other it is cold we will work for

you as long as you wish you have a

promise

oh I appreciate this now we have to keep

this a secret for my boss

we're able to meet them

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we are loading now only VIPs yeah please

wait in standby line

okay you will definitely get the seat if

there is room maybe

the hot ladies as I remember

I don't have to sleep late for

Beautyrest we will go on first door then

fill bus with hot ladies okay non-vips

please

is the house of Mr Michael Douglas

what was that yes he was in the movie

China Syndrome which being a nuclear

scientist I can attest documents the

dangerous state of power industry any

questions

can you turn on the air conditioning

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it's just this Washington

I must leave quickly please so that I

may return to work tell me if this hurts

actually that feels rather nice oh that

feels very nice thank you you could go

home now nothing's out of whack

oh now it hurts where here yes please

what about here no but keep looking

on your right is the house

song next to that is where the Olsen

twins grew up

sure we are on the right Street and we

make two rights then go down a Long

Street

Hollywood is

neighborhoods looks so different on TV

the camera adds 10 pounds

five trips with crying kids and gassy

grandmas only hot lady was lady with

heat stroke first day of my life

with the exception of 27 years in Russia

looks like you Amigos just crawled to

five miles of the rain pipe to cross the

border not that I would know hey you

guys hear about Cosby they're keeping

him in the hospital

it's not so much very strange there

doesn't seem to be anything broken we'll

do more tests in the morning yes in the

morning no rush

Mr Cosby we thought it was just sprained

it is very bad you will have to work for

me again tomorrow

short I cannot I have appointment this

Destiny

and I must search for buried treasure

but you have to you promised I am in

greeting

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it comes and goes I bet you are faking I

bet like a faker do you wish to bet okay

I admit it but look at this place

reclining bed color TV free massage if

you don't work for me I can't stay and

enjoy myself you meant what you said

about immigrants helping immigrants they

do not

yes but then we are decided you will

work for me until I am ready to return

are you ready for your SpongeBob Mr

Cosby

thank you

I cannot believe Mr Cosmic used to make

us work on bus while he gets Fancy Pants

catheter and highfalutin bed pan as if

it is our fault we promise to work for

him you guys still grumbling can you

blame Mr cosm if you're wanting to stay

in the hospital compared to these noisy

apartments that place is quiet and

peaceful who wouldn't want to stay in a

place like that

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foreign

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highly contagious patients

I thought this was a private room

yeah there's no other place to put it

people not really sick take up other

beds how they live with themselves is

Mystery to me hey who are you guys

I'm getting the doctor what is the

meaning of this

we have come to make your stay not so

pleasant so you will wish to return to

job yeah bus is hard work with chance

only to meet not those kids and those

who are not good looking at all who do

you expect to meet hot babes duh like on

day we ride this is a special tour for

clients of a modeling company you

thought

so you say we made self-serving promise

under false assumption so you will let

us out of agreement now yeah

if I must but I will tell Mrs Knight it

was Vlad who drained the pool

oh no it was me I'm a nuclear scientist

it is Elementary that heat of combustion

engine cannot be cooled by less than 29

gallons of water per thousand pound

vehicle

that is amazing plus I saw you from my

window short you win we will work for

you until you are ready to return

I have been thinking Mr Cosby is right

they made promise yeah it's not

important to buy the promise only that

we did our word is our word as

immigrants word is all we have

about this world but this world

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squirrel

this is really bad the Kashmir will

think we crash on purpose so it's not to

work but we're going to tell him we must

tell truth

yeah

truth is one way to go

oh that feels very nice

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why are you two here first tour starts

in 10 minutes

we have this arm thank goodness you're

okay I called 10 hospitals to find you

Mr Kaufman you knew I was in the

hospital well I figured the bus was in

such bad shape you must have hit that

tree pretty hard

it's bedtime he is in shock yeah he does

not remember I hit a tree he now

remembers God he is making progress yeah

perhaps you come back in Future when he

is not here if I hit a tree hey hey hey

I hit a tree

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he lies

do not fire him is Joshua's fault for

not knowing name of the squirrel fire

him what are you talking about I came

here to give nizam a raise

what

insurance company's gonna pay for a new

bus oh it's about time one of you

drivers wrecked the bus I've been

wanting a new one for years oh we won't

get here for a few weeks so you can stay

here for as long as you need

and thanks fail raise that's great dude

here I brought you some peanuts I got

from a guy on the street check him out

first though

I bring you number seven genital special

snow peas pork in Special Sauce thanks

Jay that's really nice it's one dollar

we celebrate to immigrants there for one

another

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it was you okay

you're kissing me on the lips right now

or you in this Hungarian Kami are out of

the building

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don't you run from me

big boy

I know where you live

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this weekend

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what's going on