it's been 40 years since master alex has
left his chambers
how tragic he thinks only if serena has
one true love
one true love whatever he never even had
the guts to ask her out
loser well i think it's romantic you
would
i gotta go i've got a date with the
stable boy
hey alex take the picture already
uh sorry i was just uh
focusing
could you move your leg a little to the
left
how about this should i arch my back
more uh
no that's great
uh alex isn't film rewinding huh oh yeah
well we got some good ones i'll have
them back in a few days and we'll scan
them onto your website thanks for
helping me out with this no problem
i mean you obviously rushed here right
from work and everything
you still got your geeky work clothes on
actually
this is how i usually dress i didn't
want you to know because hey i'd be the
last person to judge somebody by their
clothes come on look at me what you look
incredible i mean
you've got a great look thanks but it
gives people really weird ideas about me
like i must worship satan or something i
mean i do have a pagan world view but
that's not the same thing or they're
like hey baby you suck my blood as if
i'm some poser and rice freak or some
spooky marilyn manson groupie
you know the pentagram has been so
misconstrued i know what you mean well
at least halloween's coming up it's like
the only time i fit in well i'll be glad
you have a holiday where you fit in
there's no national loser day oh
come on you're not a loser
actually you're pretty cool
oh yeah
oh i love halloween
all those fine bridge and tunnel tricks
dressed like vampires and crap hey baby
suck my blood suck it suck it
hey what happened that girl you met at
the parade last year
after she took off her makeup she was
definitely more trick than treat
i hate halloween chaka come on
no way i'm not even going outside what's
with you how can anyone hate halloween
see when i was a kid i had this arch
enemy bobby zangie i know him he was the
dry cleaners kit and he used to write
like all these obnoxious things in the
steam on the window of the store every
halloween he would get all these big
kids together and make my life a living
hell
uh let's not go in there think about
crappy old butterscotch lollipops
hey guys you ever take candy for the
baby
you suck
and you throw like a girl
it wasn't a big deal it's not like i
cried or anything ha chaka's afraid to
trick or treat screw you i am not
i'll be there
so i guess i'm stuck with the goblet
because at last count i have 95 pairs of
shoes
all black you know you could be wearing
i don't know like fuzzy house slippers
and you'd still be cool oh really even
the kind with the little bunny faces
well
the point is who cares what you wear it
doesn't define who you are
that's true
i mean like you
you're far more interesting than the way
you dress
uh
thanks i mean what's cool about you is
that you don't try too hard
yeah
i like that in a guy
yeah
yeah
so are you going to the halloween parade
i am i am i mean and if you are too well
we could always you know
go together
although you probably have other plans
oh no i'd like that you're kidding
i mean right on
sunny and share french poncho i'll be
back to pay third bit on the left hey
what's up jen look you have got to help
me find some stuff for my cops yeah yeah
you and everybody else hey hey hey buddy
buddy you put that clown nose there
consider it sold i'm serious
all right go what do you need
well start off i need some ash stroke
term preferably blue i'll settle for
green two pounds of glitter pair of
x-ray specs a dildo metal tube hey guys
yeah hi alex whoa jen this holiday must
be getting to you you look half dead oh
so does this mean you'll be drooling
over me or do i also have to play the
zither like your dream girl serena
you joke but guess who i've got a date
with i don't know destiny
no
serena ooh you were close oh right on
man does she know you have a date with
her i mean this isn't just another one
of your fantasies i asked her to the
halloween parade and she said yes you're
sure this isn't just a friend thing why
is it so hard to believe a sexy exciting
woman like serena could find me
desirable
okay i said i was going to the parade
and if she was too maybe we could go
together
i think that's a date
what's going on sir you have to try that
on with underwear
read the sign
god i can't wait for this damn holiday
to be over
hey ron you got my photos just got done
nice no wonder you got double prints you
looked at them quality control
you wouldn't believe the sh*ts this red
head dropped off last night oh my
collection is really expanding
she's pretty hot what did you uh have to
do to get her to pose like that
will you tell me
please i'm just helping her with her
website
actually we're gonna go to the parade
together yeah uh-huh like that's never
gonna happen no
really alex let me explain something to
you
in this cold uncaring universe there are
certain rules certain constants if you
will not unlike gravity one of these
brutal crushing absolutes is the fact
that we don't get chicks like that or
any ticks for that matter be content
with your place in the pit with the rest
of us well i got news for you i'm not in
the pit anymore i'm not like you guys
uh-huh
anyway i uh got a copy of the next star
trek movie script off the internet no
way
do they k*ll off riker
ah alex you'll always be one of
us wow
whoa good thing i caught you before you
broke out the lotion chaka oh like i'm
wrong
what do you want anyway well i need some
of your clothes to cut up for my old
school madonna costume
you know kind of that ratty look before
she got all hindi you have clothes uh
yeah but mine are nice hey you can't
just come in here what interrupt your
sicko fantasies for your information i
don't need to fantasize about serena
i got a date with it oh yeah right and i
have no plans for the weekend no i'm not
kidding we're going to the halloween
parade together get out of here you
finally made a move yep
are you sure this is just like a friend
thing why is this so impossible to
believe calm yourself so fine you're
going out
since you're the mac now i guess you
won't be needing this anymore
can i help you
alex
hey it's me huh
serena
yeah well you know i thought a lot about
what we were talking about the other day
and you were right i mean who really
cares how i dress
not me i'm tired of people judging me by
how i look oh and hey check out my shoes
they're not black
my old luck was attracting all the low
lives maybe now i'll finally find a
decent guy but once you get him you're
gonna go back to the old look right i
don't know i mean you got me thinking
that maybe i've been hiding behind the
clothes and the makeup
i mean i kind of like the newbie
leather chokers and corsets who needs
them right
yeah who needs him
you won't believe it but alex is dating
this
in the enterprise
you want to reprint it'll cost you five
bucks enlargement to 20 posters of 30
and we also have a deluxe package deal
that includes 40 wallet sizes yes please
12.
i still can't believe my brother might
actually get some and with the girl of
his dreams that is like so romantic i
can just see them walking together hand
in hand under the stars please alex's
only thought is how long is it going to
take to get into our fishnets
i don't know
maybe i should dump the whole website
i'm just perpetuating my old image you
can't
i mean it's so creative and artistic and
you put so much work into it well
i suppose i could leave it up
great
but i want people to think that they
could like me for who i really am
kind of like you do um yeah
yeah anyway we should make plans to hook
up for the parade
oh
that i'm not sure what i'm gonna go as
now that i've broadened my wardrobe i
have more options all right maybe i'll
even go as a blonde
um
i might not
be able to go
i mean i think i can go but i might have
to work late oh come on it's halloween
tell your creepy boss you're taking the
day off
or i could tell them no no that's okay
i'll do it cool
okay give me a call when you get up
tomorrow okay bye
what if the only reason i've been into
her is because of her dangerous exotic
look what does that say about me that
you're as much of a creep as the other
guy she attracts just about serena
by the way you took a few tasty sh*ts
the other day the one where she's
stroking the cherub oh nice how did you
know those pics are getting around my
friend damn that ron bless that rod
bless him while she's not even dressing
like that anymore in fact she's dumped
the entire goth deal wait wait wait a
minute you mean she's not hot anymore
alex dump her ass without the black
eyeliner and velvet and crap what's in
it for you nothing right goat i tend to
disagree you do yeah what's it matter
how she dresses alex if you're lucky
enough to meet someone and feel a
connection you can't let your
ambivalence get in the way of potential
bliss
plus it's all coming off anyway if you
know what i mean
you know goat you're right
sleazy but right thanks man i know what
i gotta do now
i'm so glad you guys agreed to come
trick-or-treating even though
technically we're too old yeah and like
technically no one's gonna give us any
candy anyway you gotta watch that stuff
there's some evil people out there they
put razor blades and dr*gs and all kinds
of crap and candy hey matt where's your
costume i'm not really into costumes see
one year my mom got me this cheap ass
rubber mask and he was supposed to be a
robot or something anyway the mouth hole
was way too small and i couldn't really
see so i kept trimming over pumpkins and
things like that you know what i mean
why didn't you just take it off no way i
wasn't gonna break the coat of halloween
what the hell is that it's like this no
matter how bad your mask is you have to
wear it all night and if you don't you
design it true enough that is so stupid
anyway it started getting dizzy right
next thing i remember all these cops and
paramedics all over me what i found out
later was that i passed out and my
friend thought i'd died so he ran away
then some neighbors found me on their
stoop and called the cops
so we both hate halloween nah i dig
halloween you know it's cool i just
don't like dressing up and wax lips they
kind of freak me out too hey check out
those little cuties
hey kid you've had enough treats now
it's time for a trip
damn suck what you gonna do
oh my god chucka
how could you do that to that little
girl hey they did it to me when i was a
kid now it's my turn
she's gotta learn sooner or later that
life can be cruel besides i just saved
her like three cavities man you ought to
be ashamed of yourself
you got any zag nut in there
hey alex it's serena um i think you were
supposed to call
are we still going to the parade i got
to work at the comic shop so pick me up
there
if you're not there by six i guess i'll
just take off okay bye
hey frank it's alex yeah what's up you
are too fat to be godzilla you should
have been the blob shut up well you
don't even look like oh actually you do
uh
hold on a second
beat it freaks we ain't got no candy i
bet he ate it all what's he supposed to
be anyway job with a hut more like
jabba's dancer yeah i got your job at
the hood right here
sorry alex i had to take care of some
business is serena there
no man
sharina just left damn was she
pissed well if you see her tell her i'm
on my way
no problem
saying that
cool
free
yo alex wait up
hey guys i'm kind of in a rush chuck is
in trouble when is she not oh really man
she bugged out on us big time and then
she just took off yeah we think the
candy must have been laced with
something nasty oh man but i have to
okay let's find her
go away we're out of candy
what's wrong with you people
goat
jen you gotta help me i fell asleep with
some incense burning and i accidentally
set my costume on fire oh this is all
that's left of it all right come inside
i was hoping you'd say that
come on give it to me i think this might
be a little tight oh then suck it in oh
man this is gonna be great
where did these chains go
oh
it's karma you know for stealing candy
from that little kid
karma what the
look we gotta track her down before
something happens yo alex there she is
chocolate over here chocolate girl
oh my god
out of my way
okay
okay
okay are you okay i'm okay
do you need help
you'll never get away
what the hell are you guys i'm jen can
you tell and i'm goat
hey baby if you and i were squirrels
would you let me bust a nut in your hole
ew
so what's going on you guys look freaked
out look chalk is tripping someone
slipped or some tainted candy man i hate
when that happens oh my god there's
chaka
oh god
chaka
i gotta cover man come on girls we gotta
help her here give me a hand okay
hey someone just grabbed my ass
chaka chaka
hey down here i can't look
come on down
hey alex
why you got no face come on down chat
everything is cool trust me no no you're
just trying to trick me like the bad
bunny
alex stress your feelings
oh be the hero baby
are you all right
come on talk to me are you all right
what are you supposed to be
some lame ass mommy or something
chaka we were so worried about you
come on guys let's get her home alex
don't worry about it man we'll make sure
she gets home safe right we gotta cut
thanks bro
i don't worry about it
bye
take care yeah all right take it easy
hey alex aren't you supposed to be on a
date with the princess of darkness i was
until my sister's latest crisis maybe
it's not too late to hook up with her
you gotta try man
hey i ain't stopping you
thanks i'm out of here
i made my pigtails too tight
god i smell like the floor of a bar
serena i'm glad i found you you won't
believe what just happened alex
so glad you can make it look i'm sorry i
missed you choco wow you look incredible
i i mean how come you're back to your
old look what can i say i missed wearing
black
hey this is jerry no jerry is dead
i am the stat uh-huh can i speak to you
alone
okay what
you gotta believe i didn't intentionally
blow you off i'm really sorry
okay
serena
i think you're really great goth or no
god
and
you're amazing
and i wish i could just
what i'm trying to say is alex jeez you
don't have to pour it on we're cool okay
you're still my friend i'll see you
around
come on lestat frankly sir i find you in
pertinent countenance quite tiresome
don't worry man the world's a big vag*na
so just dive in
what about that one over there just go
over and say hey blondie does the carpet
match the drapes
you know what
i will thanks
but alex i was just kidding
do i really sound like that worse
so you want to go get a beer
sure if you can stand to be seen with
yourself
hey what are these socks doing in here
uh they're for uh
enhancement they go in the front
oh man i love that carpet in drapes line
can i use it well it worked for alex
yeah it did
so you think he's gonna blow it probably
or if he's lucky she'll be the one shut
your mouth i'm just talking about alex
uh
01x13 - Trip Or Treat
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American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.
American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.