I used to love the nightlife and hang
out in a bar I used to hit the
but then I hit a car
to see me through the strike my
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I gotta go
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oh my lord are all these people going
through our group why the hell are they
parking in my handicapped spaces
excuse me Riley but you don't have a car
it's a good thing
why don't they walk it all got feet how
could you of all people have a foot
fetish
hey it's all I stare at all day it's
like prisoners turning gay only not as
bad right hello boys coming here what's
going on did you start a support group
for people addicted to cellphones the
truth is the Sanders been going through
a rough financial time what happened all
the money from the donation tins well I
made the mistake of letting one of our
epileptics take it to the bank God
forgot heard like confetti why didn't
you have someone pick it up I did sadly
it was the kleptomaniacs the point is we
had to give up half our space to a
coffee pot coffee drinkers get all the
breaks it's just as addictive as alcohol
but there's no age requirement or last
call and only can you drive after
drinking it you can drive while drinking
it we have to share our building with
that group of soy latte drinking Franks
it's not another 12 inches tall in a
dysfunctional wreck I gotta listen to
some yuppie a-hole describe how he likes
the gray
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alright maybe this coffee bar thing
isn't so bad that's the spirit
so it'll be a little crowded some of us
are used to that from the projects right
bro it don't matter how wack yo crib is
so long as you've got your piece with
you you know what I'm saying I think
she's talking to you
Debbie's right insane but right who
knows the physical closeness might even
help us overcome our emotional obstacles
yeah then hopefully you can deal with
your suicidal feelings so you can quit
screwing around and finally go throw at
that we may not be able to afford any
room soon especially if I keep finding
$7.00 lattes oh no this is terrible
we won't be able to have our meetings
anymore I felt we were on the verge of a
major breakthrough don't despair if need
be
sister butch johnson has graciously
volunteered the church
this elevator is my uncomfortable maybe
I didn't take the stairs boy this would
really hurt if I had any feeling in my
limbs
this place means too much to us the good
times the memories the really great food
in the vending machines we can't move so
all we have to do is come up with some
way to raise the money to keep the
sender open how about a talent show come
on guys we can think of something I'm so
proud of you I never knew you cared so
much about the community I got it
well cut down all the city trees and saw
the firewood to the dump so they can use
it to burn tires well look why don't we
just sell our blind how much blood could
you have okay well sell your blood I'm
telling you a talent show a grizz's bar
would be great
a celebrity bowling totally just a small
thing my bowling score really dropped
off when I lost the use of my arms come
on a talent show what better way to
demonstrate to everyone that we're not
the dregs of society they think we are
no other ideas fine we'll do the lousy
talent show don't worry I have enough
talent in my little pinky to carry the
whole show why am I not reassured well
thanks again for letting us hold the
show here yeah but I still take we have
enough entertainment already what
entertainment booth well there's the
flow circus of course the hallucinations
that's it take it baby shake it that's
it baby she don't worry this will be
great for business are you in the mood
for some comedy some music some dings if
it's great entertainment you want go to
i'm ali's down the street i really know
how to do it
so anyone here from out of town anyone
willing to go out of town so that I can
sleep with your wife and now my
interpretive dance panic alpha dolphin
the majestic swim she gets cut
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I'm sorry sit down and watch done ruin
my business
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why I let you put on a talent show no
one here has any talent oh my god where
did you learn to play piano like that
play what piano Griz
that's a piano I didn't know I always
thought it was just a fat lady sitting
in the corner play some more let's hear
it I think we've heard enough
yeah let me [ __ ]
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hey I sound pretty good on this thing
Fontaine you're tapping the fat lady's
teeth log that jazz it's possible that
Grizz has always been a genius and just
never knew it okay let's see how he did
on the IQ test
okay well this doesn't prove anything
now some say IQ tests are culturally
biased against some group yeah like
groups of morons
now Grizz is not a [ __ ] according to my
chart he's an imbecile
let's try testing his spatial acuity try
this huh
no Grizz which hole does it fit in Peng
oh okay I know last night didn't go so
great but that's just because no one got
to here lefty left housekey the
prosthetic polka king
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don't get it he's got fingers like
Polish sausages it makes perfect sense
everybody has some special hidden talent
they're born with unfortunately many
people never discover theirs
I would never admit this out loud but
Debbie was right luckily I discovered my
hidden talent under a blanket when I was
a teenager during Channel 5's
cheerleader Film Festival is amazing I
still don't get it
I'm the artiste why are people staring
at me oh they are they're wondering why
mother nature played such a cruel joke
on your parents you just need to find
your hidden talent Lefty maybe your
talent is that you can fly Hey there are
stairs to the roof look who just walked
in like this I'm telling you discovering
a prodigy would get us the attention of
the people at the club he's amazing has
he ever performed at Carnegie Hall if I
performed at you mean vomited behind
then yes well he will perform there once
I get involved
I'm sorry Liz but anything concerning
Grizz has to go through me
you can't be the boss I'll just go over
you oh you mean like Mort did with his
car
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bananas and throwing species what can I
get you I don't drink or eat in fact I
don't put anything in this body yeah and
neither do I there's a two-drink minimum
it'll be higher if you could count past
two I like this new bitter you falling
bring me a pina colada with crushed ice
and use a Wahoo pineapple not Maui Oh
barkeep slash virtuoso another round
look at this
all these rich people clamoring to see
Griz perform how would you feel about a
black-tie recital say a hundred bucks a
ticket oh yeah baby money I can record
it and we'll sell but see these I just
need someone to push the buttons for me
that's where old fall day you come in
handy and all the money will go to the
center you know - managerial expenses
fabulous idea can I perform - now hey
they were cartoons you don't want to
watch that garbage what you really want
is to bask in the elegant yet simple
glory of the haiku Oh God
that's only two syllables doesn't a
haiku have 17 syllables
yes Franny like this Franny on the couch
she understands haiku a very smart girl
that was only 16 syllables darn
beautiful
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that's good lefty but don't you need
more than one person to synchronize
swimming I'm so depressed I've tried
everything and still haven't found my
hidden talent why don't you try
sketching the human form nude okay I'll
give it a try Oh Who am I kidding I
can't do anything
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all right let's make this place
presentable a lot of important people
are coming hi this tables wat top black
that was fool
no it's brain that was blood oh I guess
but with some thought of owl Julie's
tell me that brown stuff is wood
do we have any type of cloth oh my god
that's a pizza you ordered four years
ago that's longer than 30 minutes right
you can't do this you have to cancel the
recital rah fire marshal Pumas
daughter's parking then there's no room
for parking on the street hire two valet
oh well then then because blazer can't
wear a tie a black tie he doesn't have a
neck oh this is pointless
I don't have a hidden talent I may as
well end it all now
those are children's vitamins they're
shaped like dinosaurs oh I know and I'll
do it I'll swallow the cheese bets just
give it up the only way we'd cancel the
recital is if something happened to
Grizz oh really
hear that Rex
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can't a guy still get a beer around here
sorry lefty good that'll be two people
to think you're a fat slob oh yeah I'm a
fat slob you tell me all the time you
even put it on me birthday cake because
I care just get backstage wait what do
you notice about my hand
it's withered and kind of scary
no it doesn't have a beer in it I'll get
it you just go is there still a
two-drink minimum
uh-huh there's no maximum though is
there Wow there sure are a lot of
important people out there yeah I guess
if it were me performing I'd be shaking
in my boots right now hi I'm shakin it's
too risky I always shake do you mind
don't worry I won't look ditto here
I can't believe those idiots paid a
hundred bucks a head to see you the only
instrument you should be playing is an
organ grinder I know it's crazy huh well
Riley really you must come to the club
for lunch one of these days of course
you know bring your penis my penis I
never leave home without it
what exactly goes on in that club anyway
I just had an orgasm
what is that vodka Kahlua and amaretto
yes that's what I meant
hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Blazer
your emcee in case you're wondering
that stands for master candling penis
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the reason we're all here
that fuzzy Beethoven himself
I can't believe Riley kicked me out what
we're reflect oh just be thankful you
don't have to watch that Yeti butcher
another classic come on he's brilliant
listen about a pool
is it an artiste that Harry knuckle
docks is nothing but a genetic
monstrosity and worldly mug lemur
Oh lift it is that you if it sure is try
that again shine little glowworm glimmer
shine little glowworm glimmer don't let
yourself get dimmer like the
I need us onto love
hey hey that's enough no offense but you
suck the big money game maybe you just
need music you know company me woke up
this morning Donna dragged my bones out
of bed hey you made my eyes water and
that ain't easy
I don't a minute ago I could see you're
like you don't just need a company but
you need grizz's are comfortable I can't
believe tonight is going off without a
hitch there's something I need to say
you made me
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you made me one you and all the time you
knew it
I guess you always knew it give me give
me give me give me what I cry for no you
got the brand of kisses that I die for
you know
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love you that was magic I want you to
take me rip off my clothes and bleep
that was close
oh that was amazing
you were great no you were great
no no you were great no okay okay keep
it in your trousers get out there and do
another song you guys are a great team
yes we are leave the singing a memory
that's not good okay Lefty you'll just
have to go up there alone No
we can't believe we had to refund all
the money well they did only get to hear
two songs oh well what about the CDs
yeah play the tape you don't have to
watch that Yeti butcher another class
ever notice how different you sound on
tape you idiot you recorded the back
room
not the stage I was wondering why you
were carrying around a microphone
microphone I thought I was carrying
around a beer no wonder I couldn't get
it open I don't believe this I don't
know why you're all depressed I finally
find my hidden talent and now it's gone
forever I guess we're going to lose our
space Liz what are you doing here
apparently some people mainly the judge
whose cat I ran over think I have a
drinking problem me so I'll be coming
here for a few meetings well actually
we're moving to the church not this too
we're staying here but without this
awful crowd they give me a headache
that's why I just bought the building
boys
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a lot a good news
the doctor says as long as I take care
of my hands I'm going to make a full
recovery
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no anyway I think it all started when my
great-great grandmother was conceived no
waiting it was before that in Russia in
us anything is better than this
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much better
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