[theme music plays]
Welcome, welcome, welcome
to "Last Week Tonight."
Thank you so much
for joining us.
I'm John Oliver, just time
for a quick recap of the week.
And sadly, we must begin
with a few words about France,
which on Friday suffered
the deadliest attack on
its soil since World w*r II.
Look, it's hardly
been 48 hours,
and much is still unknown,
but there are a few things
we can say for certain.
And this is when it actually
helps to be on HBO,
where those things can
be said without restraints.
Because after the many
necessary and appropriate
moments of silence,
I'd like to offer you a moment
of premium cable profanity.
So, here is where
things stand.
First, as of now,
we know this attack
was carried out
by gigantic f*cking assholes--
unconscionable
flaming assholes--
possibly-- possibly working
with other f*cking assholes,
definitely working in service
of an ideology
of pure assholery.
Second, and this goes almost
without saying,
f*ck these assholes!
f*ck them,
if I may say, sideways.
And third--
third, it is important
to remember
nothing about what these
assholes are trying to do
is going to work.
France is going to endure.
And I'll tell you why.
If you're in a w*r of culture
and lifestyle with France,
good f*cking luck.
Because, go ahead.
Go ahead,
bring your bankrupt ideology,
they'll bring
Jean-Paul Sartre,
Edith Piaf, fine wine,
Gauloises cigarettes,
Camus, Camembert,
Madeleines, Macarons,
Marcel Proust,
and the f*cking Croquembouche!
The Croquembouche!
You just brought a philosophy
of rigorous self-abnegation
to a pastry fight, my friend.
You are f*cked!
That is a French
freedom tower.
So, to the people of France,
our thoughts are truly
with you,
and I do not doubt there will
be more to say on all of this
as events unspool,
but for now, we are going
to continue with the rest
of our show.
And let's turn
to other parts of the world.
Specifically, China,
manufacturers of everything
except that
piece of crap clay jar
you got for Mother's Day.
You're never gonna use it.
This was a big week
for the Chinese economy.
The biggest shopping day
in the world
has just become even bigger.
Singles' Day in China
has set a sales record.
Singles' Day, China's annual
shopping bonanza.
China, you may have heard,
just wrapped up Singles' Day.
Singles' Day!
Yes, November 11th was
"Singles' Day!" in China.
It's a holiday designed
to commemorate single people.
Because, apparently,
they think the date 11/11
looks like four
single people in a row.
Although, honestly,
April fourth seems like a more
appropriate Singles' Day
since a four looks like
a man reaching down
to masturbate.
And-- Yeah, good luck.
Good luck not thinking of that
every time you see
the number four
for the rest of your life.
Singles' Day had been sort of
novelty holiday until 2009
when the online retailer
Alibaba turned it into
a sales event.
And since then,
it's become huge.
It was a record-breaking
Singles' Day for Alibaba,
with the e-commerce titan
handling more than $14 billion
in transactions
during China's one-day
shopping bonanza.
Holy shit!
$14 billion.
To put that into perspective,
that's roughly the equivalent
of selling one Rupert Murdoch.
Now, to hit
that target this year,
Alibaba pulled out
all the stops,
holding a four-hour
televised gala
that was part "American Idol,"
part Jerry Lewis telethon,
and part taking peyote
in a Chinese restaurant
that's also a video arcade.
This thing had everything
from Imperial stormtroopers,
to clear ball suit fights,
to ball pits of death,
to Adam Lambert singing
from atop an iron throne.
♪ My heart is a ghost town
♪ My heart is a ghost town
Holy mother of dragons,
the last time something
that horrific took place
on a "Game of Thrones" set,
Theon Greyjoy was having
his balls cut off.
And look, Adam Lambert was
by no means the biggest star
they roped in.
Daniel Craig!
[cheering]
Let's welcome Daniel Craig!
James Bond!
[James Bond
theme music playing]
[shouting in Chinese]
Welcome to China!
Oh, no...
I've never seen James Bond
look so awkward and sad,
and most of his girlfriends
have died in front of him.
But perhaps the most
inexplicable celebrity cameo
came via pre-tape.
Tonight I wanted to take
a moment to say hello
to all of you out there
to wish you
a happy Singles' Day.
I'm sure there will be
loads of deals on candy, too.
Check TMall
and maybe you can
find yourself a few packs
of Presidential M&Ms.
What is that accent?
Even Chinese people
must be thinking
"Hold on, isn't he supposed
to be from South Carolina?
"Then why does he sound like
Foghorn Leghorn with his jaw
wired shut?"
Honestly, I think we can
call it at this point.
$14 billion spent
on shit they don't need,
spurred on by
a bethroned Adam Lambert
and a two-time Oscar winner
hustling candy,
congratulations, China,
you just
out-America'd America.
Well done.
And finally this week--
Finally this week, we turn
to the UK and its relationship
with India,
or as we once called it,
"Britain's spice rack."
This week, India's
Prime Minster, Narendra Modi,
made his first official
visit to the UK,
the highlight of which
was a speech at Wembly Stadium
featuring fireworks,
the Prime Minister,
a spectacular drum battle,
and a rousing speech.
I was told...
that London
would be cold.
But not this much.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay, that-- Yes.
Fair play.
That was clearly a joke,
but it does also follow
in the grand tradition
of the UK underselling
the severity of the conditions
an Indian leader
would be suffering under.
But for all the spectacle,
this trip had
a little tension behind it.
As you probably know,
India used to be
a British colony.
And our behavior
was so bad
that in recent years
many in India have called
for colonial reparations,
with one particular demand
recently gaining attention.
[speaking Hindi]
Translation:
This is the Kohinoor diamond,
which reached Britain
during the reign of
the British Empire
and became the magnificence
of the Queen's crown.
A lobby of Indian
industrialists and artists
in London
are preparing
to give legal challenge
to Queen Elizabeth
for Kohinoor's
return to India.
Yes, some in India
are demanding the return of
the fabled Kohinoor diamond,
which was removed from India,
and presented
to Queen Victoria in 1850
before being embedded
in this elegant head sofa.
But the British government
is refusing to give
that diamond up
for reasons that former
Deputy Prime Minister Nick
Clegg explained last year.
There is no doubt in our mind
that the diamond was relocated
to this country
under legal conditions
which are not in any doubt.
But, there is, I think,
clarity in the sincerity
with which the Queen
holds the crown jewels--
all of them--
in trust,
on behalf of the nation,
has done for many generations,
and future monarchs will
continue to do so.
Okay, okay, that's-- That's
an intricate legal argument,
so let me see if I
can break it down for you.
What he's basically
saying is,
"I understand that
you want the diamond,
"but the thing is we have
the diamond, you don't,
"and we're going to keep
having it forever.
"So, in summary,
finders keepers, go f*ck
yourself, cheerio."
And as for--
As for the current
Prime Minster, David Cameron,
when he was asked about
returning the diamond
during a visit to India
a few years ago,
he simply stated,
"They're not
having that back."
Which is so petulant
and childish a response
I'm surprised he didn't
lick the diamond to call
official dibs on it.
And look, in a way,
you can understand why
Britain does not want
to give that diamond back.
All our greatest possessions
are stolen.
Tea, stolen.
The Elgin Marbles, let's say
permanently borrowed.
The entire
British Museum is basically
an active crime scene.
And if we start giving back
everything we took
from the empire,
that building will basically
be completely empty
except for one portrait
of Lord Alfred Tennyson,
and a pair of Gary Oldman's
old running shorts.
And that can't happen.
And now, this.
[announcer speaks]
I landed at
LaGuardia Airport today,
a guy ran up to me
and said, "Hey."
He said, "Anybody ever tell
you you look a lot like
Senator John McCain?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Doesn't it sometimes
just make you mad as heck?"
So...
I landed
at LaGuardia Airport today.
We were at Kennedy
Airport this morning.
Came through Phoenix
Sky Harbor Airport.
I was in the Atlanta Airport.
I was going through
National Airport just
yesterday, I believe it was.
A guy ran up and said, "Hey."
"Did anybody ever tell you
you look a lot like Senator
John McCain?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Doesn't it just
make you mad as hell?"
"Doesn't it just
make you mad as hell?"
"...mad as hell?"
"Doesn't it sometimes just
make you mad as hell?"
Thank you for listening.
[laughing]
Moving on.
Our main story tonight
is about daily fantasy sports.
The most addictive thing
you can do on your phone
other than perhaps cocaine.
If you own a television,
you cannot have missed
their ads.
Get to Draftkings.com
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for one-day games
that let you win daily.
FanDuel packs the thrill
of a whole season into
just one week.
With FanDuel, there's no
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Yes, daily fantasy sports
combine everything dudes love:
sports, money,
and a lack of commitment.
And I will say--
I will say the promo code
really gives it an air
of exclusivity.
It's like you've just
joined an elite supper club
whose password is "Bang9."
It's been impossible
to avoid those ads.
A few months ago, the two
main daily fantasy sites,
DraftKings and FanDuel,
were airing a national TV ad
every 90 seconds.
You only need to remind people
of something that often
if your target market
is sports-loving goldfish.
Now, for those who don't know,
let me quickly explain
to you what daily fantasy is.
Until fairly recently,
fantasy sports used to be
a season-long game
where you and your co-workers
picked imaginary teams
of players,
put $20 each in a pot,
and eventually lost
to Janice in accounting,
which would have been
extremely upsetting.
And I'll tell you why,
she don't give
a f*ck about sports.
She don't give a f*ck.
But daily fantasy
is very different.
With daily fantasy
you can go online,
typically pay an entry fee
of anything from 25 cents
to thousands of dollars,
pick a team for just
a week or a day,
and compete
against total strangers.
It's the same as
season-long fantasy
the way a nice mug of tea
is the same as a nice
baggie of heroin.
Both give you a lovely
warm feeling,
one's a little more intense.
And many TV networks are not
just airing daily fantasy ads,
they're making deals
with these companies.
We should note
NBC Sports Group
and NBC's parent
company, Comcast,
are among the investors
in FanDuel.
This is something
I should disclose,
that 21st Century Fox owns
a stake in DraftKings.
We should mention that CNN's
parent company, Time Warner,
has made an investment
in FanDuel.
As a matter of disclosure,
ESPN has an exclusive
two-year marketing agreement
with DraftKings
worth reported
$250 million.
Wow.
At this point, there is
almost no show that is not
financially compromised
by a relationship
with daily fantasy,
including "Yell at Your
Daughter 'Till She Dances"
on Lifetime.
In fact--
In fact, just so you know,
HBO is a subsidiary
of Time Warner,
which means that this joke
about being compromised
is, in a sense,
brought to you by FanDuel.
And I'll say--
Thanks, guys.
And it's not just TV networks.
Some of the sports leagues
themselves have closely
partnered with these sites.
Man: The NBA has
an equity stake in FanDuel,
MLB has one in DraftKings,
and many NFL teams
have advertising deals
with the fantasy sites.
In fact, 28 of the NFL's
have sponsorship
deals with either
DraftKings of FanDuel,
and the Cowboys
and the Patriots owners are
both investors in DraftKings.
And of course in a way,
leagues and networks like
the idea of daily fantasy.
It's, frankly,
the only thing that's gonna
make people want to watch
the Bucs
and the Jaguars face off
on a rainy Thursday night.
Because no one is watching
just to witness the majesty
of Tampa Bay kicker
Connor Barth
unless you are Connor's mom.
And even then,
she might DVR it.
"I'm sorry, Connor,
but it is Thursday.
It's 'Scandal' night.
"I've got ShondaLand
right through.
"Have a good kick.
"I hope you kick good."
But it's a little weird to see
professional sports in cahoots
with these sites
because most leagues have
generally been opposed
to gambling,
unlicensed gambling
is illegal in most states,
and these sites do look
a lot like gambling.
And don't just take
that from me,
take it from Hall-of-Fame
quarterback Joe Namath.
Do you feel like
it's gambling?
Do they have to pay
anything to play?
I think you have to pay.
And do they win something?
They do.
It's gambling.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
So, Joe Namath--
a man so lacking
in discernment
he wore this
to the Super Bowl--
even he can see
that this is gambling.
And he's not alone.
Just last month the Gaming
Control Board of Nevada
ruled it was gambling.
Essentially arguing,
"If people are going to lose
all their money pressing
buttons on a screen,
"that screen better have
'Sex and the City' characters
on it."
And just this week
there was another development.
Big trouble for those
daily fantasy sports sites
FanDuel and DraftKings.
New York's Attorney General
says they amount to
illegal gambling.
Yes, the New York
Attorney General is attempting
to shut down daily fantasy
in the state.
And if that happens,
the best way to gamble here
will once again be
buying meat on a stick
from a guy with a cart.
Why does my chicken
have whiskers?
Do you know what?
I'm hungry,
I'm rolling the dice.
But both major daily fantasy
sites insist that they've
done nothing wrong.
In fact, DraftKings even
claims on its website that
its 100% legal,
which is
immediately suspicious.
If the guy at TCBY said,
"This frozen yogurt
is 100% legal,"
you would know that somehow
it was a product of
the illegal sex trade.
And both companies bristle
at the very word "gambling,"
insisting that they are
something far more benign.
You don't view what you do
here at FanDuel as gambling?
No.
That's a word that isn't used
very much around here
I take it?
Nope.
'Cause we are--
Every time that you talk
to our users,
what comes through
loud and clear
is the fact that we're
an entertainment product.
Okay. Okay, sure.
But you know what else
is an entertainment product?
Gambling.
Gambling is
incredibly entertaining.
Until, of course, you're down
"entertainment" syndicate.
But when DraftKings,
in particular, claims that
it's not gambling,
it's worth noting that
not only have they applied
for and received
a gambling license in the UK,
but according to
the Nevada Attorney General,
their website once
had search engine
optimization phrases
with multiple instances
of the word "betting."
And sites usually use
alt text like that
to tell search engines
what they are.
It's why this show's
website is tagged with...
So-- So here's the question.
How can DraftKings say
they are not gambling
and 100% legal?
Well, daily fantasy sites
often point to one particular
piece of legislation,
the 2006 Unlawful Internet
Gambling Enforcement Act,
or UIGEA.
Right now, of course, fantasy
sports being a game of skill,
is carved out of UIGEA
and permissible in
most states in the U.S.
I just think under
the current law right now
it's very obvious that
this fits within skill gaming.
Now, what he's referring to
in his charismatic, monotone,
sleep-inducing voice
is that in 2006 when Congress
passed a law to crack down
on online gambling,
it exempted fantasy sports.
Which, remember, back then
were just those office things
that you lost to Janice
in accounting.
It was meant to be
a very small exception,
but through that
small carve out,
two multi-billion dollar
businesses have emerged.
It's like those lawmakers
built a doggy door
for a beloved pooch,
and then daily fantasy came
bursting through like a pack
of wolves, saying,
"We are dogs.
It's a doggy door, right?
"That's for us,
we're legally dogs. Woof.
"Right? Tell 'em. Woof.
"Woof.
"Step aside. Woof."
But even the guy
who co-wrote that law
says it wasn't meant
to apply to what fantasy
sports have now become.
The US Congressman who drafted
the 2006 legislation
used by DraftKings and FanDuel
as proof of their legitimacy
is upset.
Former lawmaker Jim Leach
says, it is, quote,
"sheer 'shutzpah'" for
the daily fantasy sports sites
to pretend the law
makes them legal.
Okay, okay.
Okay, first of all,
"Chutzpah" is actually
pronounced "hootzpah,"
but the idea that
daily fantasy sites
are using this law
to claim they're not gambling
is not chutzpah,
it's horse shit.
Because that law,
interestingly--
that law never said fantasy
sports were legal,
it just said they weren't
explicitly illegal under
that specific law,
but that each state's
gambling laws would
continue to apply.
And, in general, most states
determine whether or not
something is gambling
by asking whether it's more
of a game of chance, or more
a game of skill.
And if being a game of chance
could make you gambling,
and therefore illegal,
it's no wonder that daily
fantasy sites like to describe
themselves like this.
They are games of skill.
And we can prove that
through data that we have.
If skill is a predominant
factor in the game, then it's
a game of skill.
And we can show
that our game, like
traditional fantasy sports,
it is skill-predominant.
It's legally critical
to these companies
that they be perceived
as games of skill.
That's why every time
they talk you hear
the word "skills"
more often than during
an underground rap battle.
In fact, just this Friday,
daily fantasy supporters
actually held a protest rally
outside the New York
Attorney General's office
with a familiar chant.
Game of skill!
Game of skill!
Game of skill!
Now, if you're thinking,
it's a little odd that
ordinary fans were chanting
something so legally specific,
there may actually
be a reason for that.
Behind me this morning,
there were about
They blocked the sidewalk.
A lot of police,
a lot of protesters
making a lot of noise.
But 100 of those 250 people
were employees
of FanDuel themselves
because their offices are
right here in Union Square.
They used their own
employees as protesters.
If you are trying
to make the argument
that you are not a shady
gambling-related company,
maybe don't openly
stack the deck in your favor.
Which is not to say that
daily fantasy does not
involve skill.
It actually might involve
a lot more skill than they
would like you to be aware of.
Because this summer,
a study revealed
some shocking numbers.
Man: 91% of the profits
were won
by just the top 1.3%
of players
during the first half
of the baseball season.
players were losers,
which is staggering.
In the general population
that number is 40% at best.
It essentially breaks down
like this.
and then, of course, Beyoncé.
And if you are wondering
what it takes
to be part of that
big winning one percent,
let me show you.
Man: Albertson made
over $200,000 playing
fantasy sports last year.
In drafting his fantasy teams,
Albertson spends hours
each day studying his own
homemade algorithms
that track thousands
of up-to-the-minute statistics
and player projections.
Projections that even
factor in the hourly
weather forecasts
and wind conditions
in each stadium.
Albertson:
This is every pitcher,
basically, in baseball.
We've got dozens
of rows of statistics.
Yes, fantasy sports are
effectively dominated
by numbers nerds
with sophisticated algorithms.
Which is great news for anyone
who wished "Moneyball" could
somehow be a bit more boring.
But it's not great news
for a casual player.
And it somewhat undercuts
the key selling point
in their ads.
Anybody can win.
It's not just a game
for professionals.
It's a game for everybody,
and FanDuel's made it where
anybody can play,
anybody can succeed.
Yeah, but
"anybody can succeed"
is a bit of a stretch
when only one percent
of the players are winning
most of the money.
To say "anyone can succeed"
on daily fantasy is a bit
like saying that
I could be
the next James Bond.
Sure, it's
a mathematical possibility,
but it's a long shot.
It's a different movie.
It's a different movie.
Not better or worse,
just different.
So, these daily fantasy sites
may be in a bit of a quandary.
Under our hazy gambling laws,
the more they're a game
of skill, the stronger their
legal case usually is,
but the less
appealing they become
to the average player.
And there's actually
a precedent for an online
amalgam of skill and chance.
Unfortunately for
daily fantasy, it's poker,
which most states
consider gambling.
And you would think
if these sites were smart
they would run away as fast
as they could from any
comparison to poker.
So, if you go
and play DraftKings,
it actually, in many ways,
has a similar feel to poker.
The games have payout
structures that are similar,
and there's a lot
of different variety
where you can play
head-to-head all the way up
to larger tournaments.
The way he's describing
daily fantasy and poker
is so similar
most people
could not tell them apart.
They're like
alligators and crocodiles,
or Amy Adams and Isla Fisher.
Are those two different people
or the same person twice?
It's impossible to tell.
Nobody knows.
And the similarities between
online poker and daily
fantasy don't stop there.
Remember Cory Albertson?
The guy with
the homemade algorithm?
Guess where he honed
those skills?
Man: In a past life
he was a professional
poker player.
He's all in and in trouble
against Cory Albertson,
both with a pair of jacks.
Man: But then he discovered
daily fantasy sports
and has been winning big
against his online opponents
ever since.
Look, if it attracts
the same people and requires
the same sorts of skills,
it's safe to say
it is somewhat similar.
It's like finding out
an Olympic gymnast has joined
Cirque du Soleil.
Or an Olympic snowboarder
has joined a Colorado
pot dispensary.
There's connective tissue
there. That's all I'm saying.
And in case its connection
to the world of poker was
not clear enough,
guess who was a sponsor
of the World Series
of Poker this year?
The World Series of Poker
main event telecast,
presented by DraftKings.
They're basically saying,
"If you love gambling,
you'll love DraftKings...
"for completely
unrelated reasons."
Look, by any
rational definition,
daily fantasy is gambling.
Which isn't necessarily
a bad thing.
People clearly love it.
But if we're going to
de facto legalize sports
gambling across the U.S.,
we should at least
do it on purpose
and not because
two companies have somehow
weaseled out a way
to pretend that they
are not something that
they clearly are.
Because gambling enterprises,
wherever they are legal,
are regulated
to protect people,
and that's going to need
to happen here.
And until such time,
if they're going to keep
bombarding us with those ads,
they should at least make them
a little more honest.
Announcer:
Daily Fantasy is the hottest
new way to make real money.
As soon as I tried DraftKings,
I was hooked.
I've been using FanDuel since
I saw all those commercials
on TV all the f*cking time.
I turned $35
into $2 million,
into $40, into $0
on FanDuel.
Daily fantasy is the best.
I get to play every day.
You mean you get to gamble.
It's not gambling.
Oh, it's definitely gambling.
You have a massive
gambling problem.
It's actually
a skills-based game
that is gonna
make us rich one day.
You're an idiot.
I'm a winner.
Announcer:
With Daily Fantasy,
anyone can win.
I've won $784,000
on FanDuel.
See? You can compete against
millions of regular sports
fans just like you.
I have a master's degree
in statistics
and I've designed
an advanced algorithm
that incorporates real time
weather condition updates
and can calculate
an earned run average
to the 20th decimal point.
Hey, jocks, how does it feel
to be a nerd's bitch?
Announcer:
Daily Fantasy sports is
the only skills-based
entertainment product
where you can win big money.
You're a winner?
I'm a winner.
How the f*ck
are you a winner?
Uh, how the f*ck
am I a winner?
I'll tell you how the f*ck
I'm a winner.
I won six dollars
and 18 f*cking cents
playing daily fantasy.
That's how the f*ck
I'm a winner.
You spent $1,200.
Well, that's what
you gotta do,
you gotta spend money
to make money.
To make $6.18
you spent $1,200?
Yeah, that's how it works.
I don't understand you.
It's 'cause you don't
understand sports, sweetie.
I understand math.
Announcer:
Don't listen to the critics,
Daily Fantasy is
a legitimate business.
Daily Fantasy has the support
of the NFL.
When have they ever
been associated
with anything shady?
The best part about it
is that it's currently legal.
So, I'm excited about that.
Look at the size
of this check!
Oh, here we go with the check.
Look at this check!
$1,200 and you won $6.18!
You saying I'm not
a big winner?
You spent $18 printing out
this check at Kinko's.
Well, I was proud
that I won.
And look who the check
is made out to.
"Big Winner."
Your f*cking husband.
Oh. Why don't you put it where
the TV used to go, assh*le.
Announcer:
Daily Fantasy sports
is just pure fun.
And it's so simple.
I just watch football
and win money.
I know that sounds
too good to be true,
in fact, even saying it
out loud now,
I'm realizing that can't
possibly be true.
Can you-- Can you
give me a minute?
I hate you so much!
Daily Fantasy
is not just fun.
It's who I am,
it's what the f*ck I do.
And I'm gonna turn this
into a full-time career!
I'm pregnant.
f*ck!
Announcer:
And if you're concerned
that Daily Fantasy
sounds like gambling,
don't worry, it isn't.
It's not gambling.
It's playing a game
where my cash winnings
depend on the performance
of professional athletes.
Wait, I described gambling
again, didn't I? f*ck.
With Daily Fantasy,
all you need is
a love of sports.
I think I just realized
that at this very moment
I actually hate you.
Fantastic, I hate
me too, so...
that's something we agree
on for the first time
in a while.
Is there something stronger
than a divorce that we
could get?
Like, a super divorce?
If there was, we probably
couldn't afford it.
Heh.
Play Daily Fantasy now.
Just use
promo code "Gambling."
Or promo code
"Obviously gambling."
Or promo code "Exploiting
a legal loophole but by
any common sense definition
"this is gambling."
That's our show, thank you
so much for watching.
Have a great night,
good bye!
We haven't been happy
for years.
No, we have not.
We thought this baby
would save our marriage.
I knew it wouldn't.
I knew it wouldn't either.
I knew it wouldn't.
I was hoping it'd
make you happy.
Oh. I knew it wouldn't.
You think I want this baby?
You think I want
this baby?
Well, I don't want it!
I don't want it either!
Well, f*ck.
I cried.
f*ck.
Well, it's-- I'm--
It's over.
It's done.
I think it just died already.
I can feel it.
It's dead.
[laughing]
This talk just k*lled it.
02x34 - Daily fantasy sports
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American late-night talk and news satire television program hosted by comedian John Oliver.
American late-night talk and news satire television program hosted by comedian John Oliver.