02x09 - Power Problems Part 2

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Danger Force."

- We just got our behinds handed to us by the Gas Clown.

- And it messed with our powers.

- My telekinesis isn't teleki-working.

We need a teleki-person who can teleki-fix me.

- Your appetites be as big as me beard.

- Are you officially official with anybody online?

- [coughs]

- The antidote was in the dart.

- [groans]

- Why isn't it working, Schwoz?

- I don't know. Unless, the thing

that took your powers away wasn't the Gas Clown.

- I'm gonna have to take back your gumballs

and suspend you from fighting crime.

[exciting music]

- It could be anything that made us lose our powers,

the weather, the tides, the rise of crypto currency.

- Could we be cursed because one of us offended a witch?

- Oh, see, now that makes a lot of sense.

- We got to roll this witch.

- No, guys I seriously doubt it's a witch.

- Wait, why hasn't Ray lost his powers?

- Witches love me, especially mom witches.

- Whoa, dude, what are you doing?

- Well, since you kids went and lost all your powers,

I'm packing this stuff up and shutting down S.W.A.G.

- I did it. I figured it out.

I think I know what's happening to your powers.

- Oh, you found the vengeful witch.

- It's not a witch.

- Is it a vengeful wizard? - Let's not gender this.

- What is it, Schwoz?

- This movie will explain everything.

- Oh, I hope it's "Shrek."

That donkey is so funny. - Yeah.

- It's one of my favorite-- - Hey!

This may be our last chance to watch a movie in this classroom

so let's all just quiet down

and we'll watch this movie together.

Go ahead, Schwoz.

- It's called, "Our Powers, Our Selves."

And it's about the changes your bodies go through

when you get superpowers.

- And I'm out.

[beeping]

[peaceful music]

- Oh, hello there. You caught me sciencing.

I'd like to talk to you about a sensitive but serious issue,

superpower puberty. - Yeah, I'm out too.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't leave.

I'm scared of the dark.

- Having a superpower is pretty groovy,

but now that you're getting older

you might be noticing some changes.

And discovering things about yourself

that weren't there a short while ago.

Malfunctions with your powers,

teleporting unexpectedly,

and of course, pimples.

- [gasps]

- Why'd she leave?

- Yeah, her skin is flawless.

- Shh, watch.

- To reverse the effects,

try swimming in a lake near a nuclear power plant.

[sound fades]

- That's more than enough of that.

- If it's not "Shrek," I'm not interested.

- Everyone, come up to the Man's Nest.

I think I know what caused us to lose our superpowers.

- Great.

- Whoa, you've been up here for like two minutes.

How did you do all this?

- I think I figured out what took our powers.

- Is this my red yarn?

I'm never gonna finish knitting this Christmas sweater.

- This is no time for Christmas.

I had a realization while we were watching

Schwoz's cringey puberty movie.

Remember that line, "there's something there

that wasn't there before"?

- It was actually "discovering things about yourself

that weren't there a short while ago."

If you're going to quote my movie, get it right.

- Oh, shushies.

- What's the one new thing that came into our lives

right about the time we lost our powers?

- Oh, those hot Dutch guys. - No.

- The Gas Clown. - No.

- [gasp] Justin Beaker,

that bird that flew into our window.

- Will you please stop guessing?

- We lost our powers right after

we started eating tons of food from Big Beard's.

- [gasps]

- Are you eating Big Beard's right now?

- Yes. - Well, stop.

- Dude, our powers already gone.

What are they gonna get, more gone?

- Big Beard is just a guy with a glorious beard

and a daughter who likes to smell my hair.

How would he be able to take away our powers?

- I haven't figured that out yet.

- [groans]

I think I know.

all: You do? - Okay.

You know my Schwozcast?

Schwobba, bobba, lobba, nobba, take their powers away.

Schwobba, lobba, gobba, red eyed mudfish.

Booka de beppo Danger Force.

- [high-pitched] Your podcast is poo, pal.

Schwobba, schwobba de Schwozcast

lobba gobba sponsored by Frittles.

- Man, I hear that though.

♪ Frittles, put them in your mouth ♪

- You knew something could take away our powers?

- The juice from a red eyed mudfish, yeah.

- And you said it on your podcast.

- Schwozcast, yeah. - Why?

- Clicks, man.

You know how hard it is to build an audience?

- I get it, Schwoz, okay? Nobody listens to my Bosecast.

I guess people just don't care about the history of milk.

- I say we go down to Big Beard's right now

with a blowtorch and some duct tape.

- Oh, I know where we can get a duck.

- Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Even if we had a duck,

remember, Ray said we're not allowed to fight crime anymore.

- Yeah, but this isn't crime fighting.

We're just gonna do a little crime finding.

- What are you talking about?

- I'm talking about me and Brainstorm

going down there and ordering some food

while you and Miles show up undercover

and get Big Beard on camera putting mudfish in it.

- Wait, wait, wait, how are we gonna show up

as Brainstorm and ShoutOut? Ray took away our gumballs.

- I think I know someone who can knit you some uniforms

that look exactly like your real uniforms.

- [cackles]

Someone get me my knitting needles.

- Okay.

- I was talking about me but okay.

- Uh, table for...

two please.

- Brainstorm, right this way.

- It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping speech]

Stop talking!

- ♪ Danger ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Danger one, two, three, force ♪

[bell rings] all: Emergency.

- It's just the doorbell. - I know.

- So excited to have you both back.

Especially you, Brainstorm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,

you got the hots for Brainstorm.

So hey, is your dad here?

- Oh, he's in the kitchen, but I can take your order.

What can I get for you?

- Uh, just our usuals, just our usual usuals.

- Whatever your dad's been feeding us.

- Just those, our usuals!

- Coming right up.

- The orders are in. I repeat, the orders are in.

Time for Delivery Joe.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Arg. Don't you be knocking?

I got me beard parted here.

- Hey, Delivery Joe here.

I got your crab delivery.

Now, uh, where you want me to put these, uh, crabs

that I, Delivery Joe, am delivering?

- Leave them on the starboard side of the kitchen.

- Uh, yes, sir. [chuckles]

I hear that often as I am Joe, deliverer of crabs.

Anyway, I'm Delivery Joe, signing out.

- ♪ I'm squeezing out fish guts ♪

♪ And sure, it seemed weird ♪

♪ But me dastardly plan is as big as me beard ♪

♪ Some pirates fight krakens across the high seas ♪

♪ But the best ones have restaurants ♪

♪ With nautical themes ♪

♪ Farewell, farewell, this is your last dish ♪

♪ You're simply no match for this gross looking fish ♪

♪ Farewell, farewell, sweet heroes in masks ♪

♪ I'm cooking regular seafood if anyone asks ♪

- One of my tables ordered a lobster split

but we're out of lobster. - Just serve them crab.

They'll never be knowing the difference.

Unless of course, they be Dutch.

- I'll go kiss them and find out if they're Dutch.

- That'd be French, you barnacle brain beluga.

- Ow! My head again.

- Just get the crabs.

- Oh, that's silly. The container just moved.

- It's full of live crabs, of course it moved.

Now pull the lid off and yank out a few.

- [groans] I can't get the lid off.

- Sometimes the crabs fight ya.

I respect their tenacity.

Grab me that crab hammer, you bilge pump.

When I pull the lid off, start smacking.

- Oh, hello.

- AWOL? What you be doing in there?

- I was scuba diving off the coast of Lake Swellview

when this big net--

- Were you recording me on this cellular telephone?

- [laughs] I think people

just call them phones now.

- ♪ Farewell, farewell ♪ - Ew.

What is that you're putting on their food?

- Get out of here, Steven, you silly son of a Kraken.

Now, it be hammer time.

- Not so fast, weird beard.

[groans]

AWOL. - Oh.

Ow, ow.

- You got backup, huh?

Big Beard be having some back up too.

[horn blows] - You conched?

- Not you, Steven.

[horn blows]

[yells]

- Careful, me mateys,

these children be having superpowers.

Oh, wait, ye don't. - [groans]

- Grab the phone and let's bolt, Volt.

- Oh, don't be letting them leave!

- Uh-oh, we got a problem. - I know.

I drew Captain Man's head so big,

there's barely room for his body.

- No, I mean something is going on in the kitchen.

- You guys, something is going on in the kitchen.

- I was just saying that.

- I think my dad is up to something bad.

Come with me. - What?

- But our food? - Wait, wait, wait,

where are you taking us? The fight's in the kitchen.

- I know but the way to stop him is over here.

Just trust me. - What?

Oh.

Why are we getting on a boat?

- It's where my dad does all his most evil stuff

which is right over there.

- In this suspicious looking dark nook?

- [laughs] Let's check it out.

- Oh, oh, ow. Okay.

- Hey, there's nothing in here.

Well, this is embarrassing for you.

I mean, there's nothing evil in here

and you accidentally locked us in.

- [chuckles] It was no accident.

- Oh, my God, Brainstorm, Lilith is evil too.

[engine sputters]

Where are you taking us?

- We're headed out to international waters

where there are no laws. [laughs]

- I really wish we had that duck right now.

- I should've known you were evil this whole time.

Of course you're working for your dad.

- Oh, Daddy Beard-est has been working for me.

He does whatever I say or else I cry.

Plus, he's so excited to have

a member of Danger Force in the family.

- In the family?

[gasps] I have a sister?

- No, you gorgeous goof.

I brought you out here so I can go on social media

and make things officially official.

- With who?

both: With you.

- But it's illegal to force someone

to make it officially official on social media.

- That's why she brought us out here to international waters.

- That's right. There are no laws out here.

I can do anything I want.

I can push this idiot into the ocean if I want.

And I do.

Hey, you! - What?

- [groans] - [screams]

[water splashes]

- Well, I think you're forgetting about one thing,

our two superpowers.

- Oh, my God, buddy, she took away our superpowers.

- This girl's good.

- I couldn't have you and your Danger friends

using your superpowers to stop me now could I?

- But how'd you know about the mudfish?

You're not Schwobalonian.

- Well, why don't I introduce you

to our first mate. Schwobby!

- Hello. - He's Schwobalonian.

He loves podcasts and he loves to tell me all about them.

- Frittles mighty. Put them in your mouth.

- Wow, advertising works.

- Kelp, Keel, fetch me my Brainstorm.

- [groans]

- Giuseppe, music.

[accordion plays "Wedding March"]

♪ ♪

- [clears throat]

- [parrot squawks] Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to make it official.

- [screams]

This is no longer my favorite restaurant.

Still top five though. - What?

Don't eat it.

- Come out, come out wherever ye are.

- What do we do? - I don't know.

Kick him in the knees and head for the exit?

- Run away?

- And live to fight another day.

Captain Man said no crime fighting without our powers.

And without our powers, we're not superheroes.

- You think that having powers makes you a superhero?

Because I know a guy named Miles,

and what really makes him super

is his strength and determination

and his knitting game.

- We can't knit our way out of this.

- We don't need to. All we need is...

that marlin and that life preserver

and that octopus.

- I can do some damage with an octopus.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

- I'm gonna go get this looked at.

- Oh, yar, matey.

Yar!

- Hey, kids, catch.

- I am so glad we caught these by the handles.

- A mutiny.

I treated you like the son I never wanted.

- You're a terrible boss

and your beard's not even that big.

- [gasps] - I quit!

- Okay. It be two against one.

Time for me to wave the white flag and surrender.

both: Clink.

- Pirate psych.

[screams]

I be seeing stars.

[groans]

- It's time this Big Beard got cut down to size.

- What? No!

- [laughs]

- Oh, me beautiful beard.

It was % of me personality.

The last % be me love for Imagine Dragons.

- No more poisoning our food.

- Yar but it already be too late.

Me daughter, Lilith, had me take all your powers away

so she could force Brainstorm

to become officially official on social media with her.

- And you just do whatever she says?

- Yar, that's right.

You've never heard her cry.

- You can't force him to be officially official.

That's not legal in Swellview.

- But there be no laws in international waters.

[laughs] - We got to call Captain Man.

- It already be too late.

By now they be deep into the ceremony.

[laughs] Yar, yar.

This not be my day.

- Repeat after me.

I, Brainstorm. [caws]

- I, Brainstorm. [caws]

- No, don't repeat after him!

- He's so cute though.

- Do make it officially official on social media

with my dearest Lilith.

- Do make it officially official on social media

with my dearest Lilith.

both: [caws]

- Now choose "in a relationship"

to make it officially official.

[helicopter rotors whirring]

Is that a helicopter? - Who cares?

Just hit "in a relationship."

- Stop what you're doing. - Okay.

- No! - It's the Man-copter.

Captain Man is here to save us.

- I'm not going back to prison.

- [screams]

[groans]

I'm okay.

- I'm really not.

- Somebody find Brainstorm's phone.

- That's what you get for fighting crime when I...

when I told you--oh, my God, I'm gonna puke.

Oh, I forgot how much I hate boats.

Does anybody got a barf bag?

- So you're not gonna be any help here?

- I got you out of that cage, didn't I--[gags]

- [groans]

- I got his phone.

- Not for long. - [screams]

- [muttering] - What?

- [screams]

[water splashes]

- [screams] [water splashes]

- [retches]

[water splashes]

- Make it officially official.

- I see us more as just friends.

- Hey, guys.

[screams]

I think you need to spend some time alone

in jail.

- Actually, our prison system is severely overcrowded, so--

- Stop. - [cries]

- Okay, okay.

Time to clam up.

- Hey, can someone please get me back to dry land?

[gags]

- You know how to drive a boat?

- How hard could it be?

- They're dead. They're dead I tell ya.

- They'll turn up. They got Captain Man with them.

He's a captain. - They're goners.

- How do you know? - I'm a twin

and I haven't felt Mika's twin-ergy for days.

- There's no such thing as twin-ergy.

- Yes, there is. [groans]

I just felt it. I just felt the twin-ergy.

Mika, Mika, Mika.

- Oh, hi, Miles.

[laughs] - [groans]

Okay, let go.

What happened to you guys?

- Turns out, driving a boat is a lot harder than you'd think.

- Especially when you don't pull the anchor up.

- That was my bad.

- But once we pulled the anchor up,

we really started moving. - Until we ran out of gas.

- But luckily we were able to lasso a pod of dolphins

and they were nice enough to bring us back to shore.

- Plus, they took Lilith to dolphin jail

which is way less crowded than people jail.

- Uh-huh.

- All that matters is that you're back.

- Safe and sound. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just give us the antidote. - [laughs]

- What are you talking about? - We've been gone a week.

Didn't Schwoz have enough time to use the mudfish

to be able to science up an antidote?

- Schwoz couldn't do it. - Hey.

- Take it easy. - I'm sorry.

I've been going through a lot.

I lost my powers.

I lost my twin sister for a week.

My parents were very suspicious,

so I had to pretend to be her the whole time

and they didn't even notice I was gone.

- I don't understand.

The mudfish couldn't reverse our power loss,

so we're just giving up? - No, no, no, no.

I will never give up.

I will just think of another way to get your powers back.

- Yeah, but until you can figure it out,

we can't fight crime anymore.

- And we can't be superheroes.

- You sure about that?

A week ago I would've agreed with you,

but I had a lot of time to think out there on that boat.

Mika and Bose really showed me something

when they took on those bad guys.

And I heard that you two kicked Big Beard's big booty.

- I weaponized an octopus.

- I skewered a dude with a marlin's nose.

- Nice.

Well,

seeing as how you guys can clearly fight

without your superpowers...

I'm giving you your gum back.

[all cheer]

- This is awesome. Anyone want to pop a gumball?

- Obviously. - Yeah.

- Mm. - Mm.

- [whistles] You guys look great.

- Who's the bird?

- That's the parrot that performed

the officially official ceremony for me and Lilith.

both: What?

- We have a lot to catch you up on.

- And look who just flew in next to him.

It's Justin Beaker. - He's alive.

- And it looks like he's in love?

- [squawks] We're officially official.

- Is that even legal?

- International waters. [caws]

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble ♪

I know I'll be fine, I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ Danger ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Danger one, two, three, force ♪