02x15 - The Supies

[bunniefuu]

[rock music]

- [liturgically] The final piece

of our epic Build-O.

May this testament to teamwork stand forever

and to the ages of ages.

- Amen.

- [sighs] - [laughs]

- [screaming]

Help me put on this bear-proof suit.

- Is there a bear coming?

- I wish.

Something even more dangerous.

An angry Ray.

- Oh, hey.

- What's he all wazzed off about now?

He's not wazzed yet, but he's going to be

when I tell him some really bad news.

- His finally has to put

his real birthday on his license?

- No.

- The news found out he dyes his hair?

- No.

The nominations for the Supies came out today.

- Love soup.

Nothing better on a scorching hot day.

- The Supies are the annual awards show for superheroes,

and Captain Man isn't nominated for anything...

again.

- Not even for Most Likely

to Refer to Himself as Hot

for Absolutely No Reason?

- Stop with the Roasties.

Last year, when I told him he wasn't nominated,

he destroyed of the Man's Nest rooms.

- Oh, Schwoz and Danger Force.

- Quick, my helmet!

- Get behind the Build-Os!

- Hey, hey, best day ever.

Found a whole bag of perfectly good nuggies

in an alley behind Cluckers.

Ah, still hot,

just like me.

Why's Schwoz in the bear-proof suit?

There better be a bear on the way.

- Hey. Hey.

I have some bad news.

I--

[elevator music]

[pained groaning]

- [ranting] - Stop.

Not that big of a deal.

[pained groaning]

- Wow.

He really did get mad.

- All I said was I had bad news.

- Yeah.

You didn't even get a chance to tell him

he wasn't nominated for a Supie again.

[elevator music]

- Not even that big of a deal!

[groaning and straining]

Not that big of a deal! - Stop!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, okay?

I shouldn't have got that upset.

It's just a stupid awards show. [cell phone chimes]

- Hey, check it out.

Danger Force is nominated.

- Danger Force is nominated?

- Please, please, please don't hurt the Build-Os.

- It says we're nominated for Best Sidekicks,

but it doesn't say who we're sidekicks for.

- Bose... - Mika.

Oh, check out the Supies ballroom.

- You're done.

- You know, uh, in a way, uh,

that just shows what a great job

I'm doing training you.

So when you think about it, your nomination

is like my nomination.

- Yeah, but a more accurate way, it's just ours.

- Yeah, but also mine. - It's really ours.

- Yeah, and also kinda mine. - You wanna repeat that?

- Oh, I wouldn't do that. - So...

Can we celebrate?

- Sure.

You've earned it.

- Time for some bubbly juice.

[cork ricochets]

- Oops.

[rock music]

- Tonight, the bad guys win?

Not on this hot guy's watch.

Are you not gonna help me clean this stuff up?

- Uh, no, and I'll tell you why.

One, you work for me and not the other way around.

And two, there's something big going down

in the Beatin' Dungeon tonight.

I think all the villains in town

picked the night of the Supies

to plan some kind of, like, citywide takeover.

Luckily, the best hero wasn't nominated.

- Or invited.

- Get over here, you little--

- [squealing]

- Gah!

- I think this is the best I've ever looked.

- I'm actually handsome for once.

- We're nominated for Best Sidekicks,

but we might win for Best Side Drip.

- Yay.

- Well, while you guys are down

at your little dog-and-pony show,

I'm gonna go down the Beatin' Dungeon

and do some actual crime fighting.

- Yeah, we thought something like this might happen.

- You'd find some random bad guys

to punch out your feelings.

- You'd Get in over your head.

- And we have to bail on the award show

and come and save you.

- Okay, first of all, punching out my feelings

is a very healthy way--

- So we decided to get you a babysitter.

- But don't worry, they don't actually sit on you.

- Look, I'm going out tonight, okay?

And there's nobody on this planet,

nay, this galaxy,

that's gonna stop me.

- Did somebody call for a Raybysitter?

- Henry? - What's up, my guy?

- Hey, buddy! What are you doing here?

- Good to see you. - Look at your hair.

It's gotten so long. - It's grown out.

[both babbling]

- Henry can't be my babysitter.

- Don't worry, dude.

I'm not gonna actually sit on you.

- Told you.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Make sure he doesn't leave.

- No, hang on. - He won't.

- And make sure Schwoz doesn't help him escape.

- What is going on here? - Have fun.

- Thank you.

- Make sure to eat your broccoli, Ray.

- I'm the grown-up. I'm the grown-up.

- All right. Why don't we start

by cleaning up all these blocks?

And then it's homework time.

- This mess is not mine.

This is Schwoz that did this, and you can drop

the whole babysitter act, okay?

They're gone.

- This isn't an act, my guy.

I took an oath to Danger Force to not let you leave

and make sure you eat all your broccoli.

- Oh, you took an oath for that?

- I absolutely did. - You took a broccoli oath?

- It's a thing that people do.

- How come I never heard of it, huh?

- It's real.

- Tell me that, Alexander Einstein.

- Don't you mean Albert Einstein?

- I think I know what his name is, okay?

Look, I'm going to the Beatin' Dungeon, all right?

There's no way my former sidekick

is gonna stop me, okay?

- Okay. - That's you.

Ugh.

I'm gonna report you to the babysitter's union.

- It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- ♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

[horse neighs]

- I knew "Grand Theft Horse Thief Four Rancho Cucamonga"

was about stealing horses.

I did not know that the horse was the thief.

- When can I play?

- As soon as you finish that broccoli, big dog.

- I finished the broccoli.

It's finished.

- Nah, dude, you gotta eat those trunks.

It's where the vitamins hide.

- Just give me-- - Henry.

I was taking my shower,

and a cockroach crawled up the drain.

You have to smash it for me.

- I got it.

Here, someone play for me while I'm gone.

- Finally. - Okay.

- I wanted to play.

I want a raise,

so I'm gonna get you to the Beatin' Dungeon.

- Yeah, that'd be great, Schwoz.

My babysitter won't let me.

Oh, he'll never know you're gone.

[whistles]

[dramatic music]

- Did you clone me again?

- [high-pitched] Nah, stupid.

- Tiny Ray?

- I temporarily embiggened him.

For the next four hours, he's giant tiny Ray.

- So he's normal-sized Ray?

- 'Sup, dog?

Oh, my God!

My hands are huge!

- You're brilliant.

- Brilliant enough to get a raise?

- I will definitely think about it.

- Great, great.

Now change into Captain Man and go.

Captain Man's not gonna make it

past the Beaten Dungeon's front door.

I'm gonna go there disguised as a villain.

I know just the guy.

- Hawk Feast?

- AKA the Talented Mr. Hawkules,

AKA Hawklate Milk,

AKA Dwayne The Hawk Johnson.

- Just go.

Henry's gonna be back any second.

[electric buzzing]

- [screeches]

If you need me, give me a wing.

[screeching]

- Sick exit line.

- Henry is coming back.

Now don't say anything.

- Yeah, I got it.

- Man, that cockroach was juicy.

Heh. I need a new pair of shoes.

Here, give me my game back.

- Dude, I'm playing.

- What?

- [Schwabbalonian cursing]

Giant Tiny Ray, I told you not to say anything.

- Wait a second. Who is Giant Tiny Ray?

- Who the [Schwabbalonian cursing] are you, bro?

- The jig is up.

Run Giant Tiny Ray, run!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Who is Giant Tiny Ray?

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Supes and sidekicks, the Supies Awards

will begin in just a few minutes.

- Check it out. The Danger Dorks are here.

- Who are these frogs?

- We're not frogs. We're toads.

Check your privilege.

- They're the Bro Toads.

They're also up for Best Sidekicks.

- Nice to meet you guys.

I'm going to go wash my hands.

And maybe boil them.

- Hello. I'm Lightspeed.

Anybody want a grilled cheese bite?

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Hey, you took all of them.

- [belches]

- I'll see if we have some more.

- Who's up for some fried frog?

- Don't light them up.

I want to see their faces when we win Best Sidekicks.

- There's no way you're going to win.

We've won four years in a row.

- You brought your awards to the awards show.

You're so cool.

- Do we like them now?

- No.

- Sorry, we're out of grilled cheese bites,

but I did get some meat pockets.

Oh, I love meat served in a pocket.

- Hah! What'd I miss?

- Let him go.

- Gladly.

Sorry.

- Hey, I thought Henry was supposed

to be back at the Man's Nest. - He is.

- Then why is he right there? - What?

- Hey, hey, kids.

Don't worry about the fact that I'm here.

Babysitting is going great.

Quick question: have you seen Ray?

- Ugh!

- You lost him already?

- No, I didn't lose him.

I just--I went to go squish a bug, and then I came back,

and this guy named Giant Tiny Ray was there.

- Who is Giant Tiny Ray?

- You tell me. I just got here.

- Oh, my God.

You lost Ray already?

- Did you at least get him to eat his broccoli?

- Everything but the trunk.

- That's where the vitamins hide!

- I know.

I know that's where the vitamins hide.

I came here looking for him, but I don't--

I don't see him.

- Oh, I know where he went.

- Dukie Dogs. - No.

- The Supies. - Stop.

He went to The Beatin' Dungeon.

[heavy rock music]

♪ ♪

- The hawk is going on in here?

- It's the Villys.

It's our version of the Supies.

Tonight, the bad guys win.

- And now, it's time to honor someone who has made us

the best villains we can be.

I'm speaking, of course, of Captain Man.

[cheers and applause]

Captain Man's excellence inspires us all

to be better villains and even worse people.

[laughs]

And because of that, tonight we award him

this Lifetime Achievement Villy.

Obviously, Captain Man isn't here to accept the award,

so I am going to accept it on his behalf.

First, I'd like to thank myself for being so fabulous.

I'd like to not thank Vice Mayor Willard.

- I'm here. I'm here.

It's mine, so gimme.

- Oh! Oh, look at that!

[cheers and applause]

- Well, I was not expecting this.

If I'm being honest, I came here tonight

to hand out dirt naps to prove

I was good enough to get a Supie,

but now that I got a trophy,

I might let some of you live.

First, I want to thank Grace Kirkendal

from Toledo, Ohio.

Uh, wait...

Um...

- You had one job, one job.

- Yeah, I'm going to come clean.

I've never babysitted before in my life.

- You lied on your résumé?

- I also never went to Harvard.

- Oh.

- Look, we can figure this out later,

but right now, we got to go help him.

- Ah, now, we don't know that he needs help yet, right?

[cell phone ringing]

'Yello.

- Danger Force, it's Frankini.

I have someone here who wants to talk to you.

- Hey, guys.

I don't know how things are working out for you,

but, uh, this guy just got an award.

It's not a contest, but--

well, no, I guess it is a contest.

- I guess he doesn't need our help after all.

- I definitely do not need help, so don't come help me.

- Well, Sweaty Eddie is about to give him a big hug.

So... - [groaning]

- We should go help him.

- They're going to announce our category any minute.

- The Best Sidekick award

will be announced any minute.

- See? - Pfft.

Not like you're going to win.

Got to make some room in the old award sack.

- Look, we're Captain Man's sidekicks.

If we don't go help him, how can we accept

the award for Best Sidekicks?

- With our hands?

- Fine. Fine.

We move fast.

We go in there, we save Ray,

we teleport back in time to accept our award.

- Uh, yeah, well, I actually live in Dystopia,

but, you know, I'm here all weekend, so...

- Henry, you coming?

- Hm? - Henry, you coming?

- I'll meet you guys there. I'm just going to get

this Major Babe's number real quick.

- Major babe?

- That language is incredibly problematic.

- That's my superhero name.

My m*llitary rank is major,

and I'm a fifth generation Babe.

- Well, we'll save a couple bad guys for you, bro.

- So, uh, do you like guys in bands?

Because thinking about joining one.

- Sorry, I only date superheroes.

- Well, uh, it looks like you just took a turn

down Lucky Street, because I actually am

a superhero, so, yeah.

- You just look like a guy.

- Like a really cute guy who's thinking about joining a band?

- Only superheroes are allowed at the Supies.

I'll get security. - Wait, no, no.

- Stay put, soldier. - I can explain.

That was fast.

- Of course it was.

I'm Major Babe.

[militaristic music]

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Oh, Danger Force is solid. They'll probably be fine.

- Now, Sweaty Eddie, do your worst.

[maniacal laughter]

[villains cheering]

- No, no, no, no, no! Oh!

[screaming]

- [laughing maniacally]

- I told you not to come help me.

- That's enough, man.

That's enough.

- Okay, okay.

Okay, Sweaty Eddie, that's enough.

- Oh, thank God.

- You're up, Dr. Dandruff.

- Who? - What?

- Ah. Ah...

- Okay, that's good. No!

Oh, God, the dandruff is mixing with the sweat

and making some kind of salty, villainous dough!

- You're all monsters.

- What's the matter, Sweaty Eddie?

You run out of sweat?

- Dude, why are you taunting the sweaty guy?

- I have a plan.

Sweaty Eddie, my butt.

They should call you Try Guy.

[groaning]

- No. No.

[all protesting indistinctly]

- I don't believe you will.

- Stop it.

[all shouting]

- Got it.

I was just kidding about the sweat.

You should probably see a doctor.

- AWOL, perfect. I need your help.

- But I need your help.

both: I got tied to this stupid chair.

No way, you too?

Whoa, this is still going.

- Listen, you got to get down to The Beatin' Dungeon.

Captain Man and the rest of Danger Force

are in the middle of a dandruff avalanche.

- Dr. Dandruff?

That guy's worse than Sweaty Eddie.

- He's there too.

- We got to go.

- Lean in. I'll teleport us over.

- All right.

- I got help.

- You brought another guy tied to a chair.

- No, I brought Henry tied to a chair.

- Well, who the heck is Henry?

- What's up, dude?

I'm Henry.

I'm the babysitter.

I'm about to lay waste to the lot of you.

- Pfft.

[villains laughing]

- Oh, honey.

- What's so funny?

- I don't think you'll be laying waste to anyone.

Ow! Oh.

My penny.

- Watch out!

Told you.

- Chair chucks, nice.

- Everybody break your chairs.

- You saw the lady. Break your chairs.

- I liked those chairs.

- Hey, guys?

I'm turtling here.

Could really use some help from my sidekicks.

Come on, at least save a bad guy for me.

- Oh, hey.

Okay, okay, now let's get back

to the Supies in time to win our award.

- Oh, everybody knows those frogs are going to win.

- They're toads.

Check your privilege.

- And the winner for Best Sidekicks is--

- We're just in time.

- Last looks.

- The Bro Toads.

[cheering] - Booyah.

- Can I get a ribbit?

Oh.

- Dorks.

- We lost.

- To them.

- Get Supie.

- Maybe that's okay.

Maybe being a hero isn't about trophies and recognition.

It's about the good we can do for our world.

- [blows raspberry]

- We'd like to thank the Swellview

Foreign Press Association, our agent, RU Manuel.

- Yes.

- Papa Toad, who gave us our first start.

- Hey, frogs, I'm going to let you finish.

I'm going to let you finish.

But first I want to say The Danger Force were

the best sidekicks of all time.

- Second best.

- You know what? Danger Force almost missed

this stupid award show

so they could come rescue me tonight.

Yeah.

So I'm accepting this thing on their behalf.

And I lied.

I'm not going to let you finish.

Got it!

[indistinct shouting]

- Should we help him, or...

- Or should we go play

"Grand Theft Horse Thief : Rancho Cucamonga"?

- Is that the one where the horse is the thief?

- Yeah.

- Let's ride, y'all. [laughs]

- Get your toads off me, you freaks.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay! ♪

♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪