[elevator beeps]
[overlapping chatter]
- Welcome home. [all scream]
I trust you all had fun at the zoo.
- Did you not hear us ad-libbing?
- Do you not see this merch?
- Yeah, check out this sweet snake.
- Have you really been sitting in the dark
waiting for us to get back?
- Who does that?
- I does that!
When I'm trying to make a point.
- Well, can you make it with the lights on?
- New question.
Did you install a device that turns the lights on
when you clap? - Sure did.
- Isn't that, like, for old people?
- And lazy people. - Yeah, okay.
- Can we please get back to what I'm mad about?
- [sighs] Not that I care,
but what are you mad about?
- I am mad about my friends and family
celebrating, supporting, and endorsing the system
that puts wild animals in prison!
[all grumbling]
- This again? - Yes, this again.
Zoos are oppressive.
- No, they're not, dude. The animals love it there.
- They get fed. - They don't have to pay rent.
- They get their faces on T-shirts.
- And they can poop pretty much wherever they want.
- They're living the dream! - Hey, I wish I lived at a zoo.
[overlapping chatter]
- Might even throw my poop like the monkeys do.
- Well, it appears that I am wrong.
- Oh, well, good for you, Miles.
- Takes a big man to admit he was wrong.
- Group hug!
- Oh. [chuckles]
- I'm not much of a hugger, but all right.
- Oh, conflict over. - Let's never fight again.
- We won. - Yay.
- Ah, no, you didn't.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [yelps] What?
- Let's see how you all like living in a zoo.
- That wasn't a group hug at all.
- That was a group dupe! - Sure was, suckers!
- You-- - Get him!
[groans]
- Miles, you teleport us out of here right now!
- Since you all love the zoo so much,
you enjoy your time here.
I'll be back once you've learned your lesson.
And as a reminder, the lesson is, zoos are bad.
- [growls]
I'll tell you right now,
we could be here for years, I'm not learning a lesson.
- What animal lives in this cage anyways?
I hope it's something snuggly. - I'm not sure.
It's pretty dark in here. - Oh, I got it.
Pretty sure this zoo was built by old people.
[both gasp] [gorilla grunts]
- Oh.
[gorilla growls]
- You guys think it's snuggly?
[all screaming]
- Mmm.
Shall we enjoy some news?
- To gummy waffles, fresh news, and a morning without Ray.
both: Clink.
- Today's top story,
Captain Man and most of Danger Force
are exhibits at the Swellview Zoo.
KLVY's Mary Gaperman is at the zoo right now
asking absolutely no questions.
- Trent, they're stuck with Swellview's own
Pickles, the very possessive gorilla.
- Love it.
- ♪ Singing for snacks and dancing for snacks ♪
♪ I'll do almost anything if you throw me snacks ♪
- How are you enjoying this?
- If you perform, people throw you food.
See?
- All right, Pickles, I've enjoyed our time together,
but now I really need you to let me go!
Whoa! No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, oh! No, wait!
No! [screaming]
Oh, oh! Ugh!
Hold on! Wait a minute!
[grunts] [Pickles purring]
Okay, but just until you fall asleep.
[soft grunting]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Singing for snacks and dancing for snacks ♪
♪ I'll do almost anything if you throw me snacks ♪
- Derp, we've got to save our failing alien zoo.
- Stop calling it our failing alien zoo.
- The only animals we have are unicorns,
and all they do is sit around and poop wherever they want.
[stomach gurgles] [ethereal twinkle]
- Ugh, why can't unicorns do their business
in shame closets like civilized aliens?
- Look, we agree.
Unicorns are terrible,
and we never should've stolen the last ones from Earth,
but speaking of Earth--
- Which Earth? The nice one or the close one?
- The close one where your ex-girlfriend Glerp
met that handsome Earthling and they ended up gribbling
over and over and over and over.
- I told you never to mention her again,
or that she gribbled with the handsome Earthling!
- Okay, but ever since then,
I've been keeping an eye on Earth.
- Well, did Glerp go back? Did she gribble with that guy?
No, don't tell me.
- Look, my alien point is, we need a reason
for aliens to come here.
Let's kidnap those Earth superhumans
and display them in our alien zoo.
- No, that doesn't seem right.
- One of those heroes is that Earth hottie
Glerp kept gribbling with.
- Get me the worm! The big one.
- Zoos were invented in ...
- Back off, Pickles!
- That gorilla is getting real handsy with Ray.
You think they've all learned enough lessons?
- [sighs] Yeah.
I should go down there and get them out.
both: After one more waffle!
[both laugh]
- Just watch them party.
- And if I stand on your shoulders,
I might be able to reach the top--
- You mean I get on your shoulders,
but go on.
- Okay, we both get on Ray's shoulders, and--
oh, my God.
all: What is that?
- I think it's a worm. - A big one.
- Everybody grab it!
[grunts]
- You ain't got no hops, pops!
[grunts]
- Get back here!
[plucky music]
♪ ♪
- In a surprisingly random development,
what is either a worm or a big worm
has appeared in the enclosure.
- Well, that's unexpected.
[all grunt]
- Ha! - Ah!
[laughter]
[all scream]
- Captain Man and Danger Force just vanished.
They're--oh, my God.
I never get to say it,
but Trent's not here, so he can't stop me.
They're-- - No!
- [screams]
- They're gone!
- What the hecks was that?
- Where'd they go?
[all scream]
- Ah!
- So this is where worms live.
- No, it's where you live!
all: What?
- Ladies and glorgotrons, may I introduce you
to the newest exhibit at our not-failing alien zoo...
- Humans!
[audience gasping and oohing]
- I told you kids not to grab that worm.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- It all just kind of happened.
[overlapping chatter]
You get all that?
- ♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
- We look amazing.
- You've been posing for hours.
[all shouting at once]
- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.
Keep walking.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Stop it!
Stop making stupid alien faces with your stupid alien face,
you stupid alien!
What the-- - What the?
- Do our powers not work here?
- Do our powers not work here? [laughs]
- Well, I'm not sticking around long enough to find out.
- Me either.
[screams]
[groans]
[audience cheering]
- Again! Again!
- Oh, that was not a good idea.
- No, but this is!
[screams]
[audience cheering]
- Wait, if our powers don't work,
then Ray's indestructability...
[plucky music]
♪ ♪
- I'm not okay.
- Hey, quiet, everybody.
I'm watching "Alien Genuine Moments."
- You're not just my alien mom.
You're my alien best friend.
- ♪ Alien Genuine Moments ♪
- Schwoz and Miles will come get us, right?
- I'm sure they're working on a plan right now.
[both shush]
- Space?
You think the worm took them to outer space?
- The worm obviously took them through a wormhole
to somewhere in space.
And you know who else is from space
who might be able to help us?
- Glerp!
Oh, that little alien cutie who gribbled Bose
and made him all old.
- I was gonna say my friend Space Steve,
but yeah, that's a much better idea.
[communicator chirps]
Glerp, hello? This is Earth.
Please respond.
- Leave me alone!
I'm watching "Alien Genuine Moments."
- They have an alien version of "Genuine Moments"?
- Yes, it makes me cry out of my moisture sockets.
Goodbye. - Wait!
Bose is in trouble. - What did you say?
[both scream]
What has happened to my sweet Bosey?
♪ ♪
- I have an alien confession to make.
- I'm alien listening.
- I've been seeing another gorgatron.
[all gasp]
Seeing him about buying you an alien engagement ring.
all: Aww.
- Is it just me, or are these "Alien Genuine Moments"
even more genuine? - Yeah.
This show makes our show look disingenuous.
- Come on. - So much better.
We have any more snacks?
- Ah, we ran out. It's Chapa's turn to get more.
- Hey, hey, look at me.
I'm a human doing human things.
Human words. Yes, yes. I'm a human.
- Oh, they're so cute when they do that.
- Thank you, Chapa. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - These are my favorites.
- [chuckles] These are gonna be so good.
- Mm, if you can get it open. - Ah.
- I hate it here.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- And then at the end of season ten
of "Alien Genuine Moments," Zangritol dyes...
- [gasps] - His hair.
- Oh.
- To match his sick best friend.
- Oh, boy,
"Alien Genuine Moments" goes hard.
- [sighs] Okay.
I got a whole basket of Bose's dirty laundry.
Do your thing.
This is gonna work, right? - Yeah.
She's gonna get Bose's scent
and use her incredible alien nose
to find him anywhere in the universe.
- You are confusing aliens with dogs.
I just wanted to sniff him
because I have missed him so much!
[sobs]
- Well, how are we supposed to find him
and my sister and Chapa and Ray?
[communicator chirps] - Hold up.
My alien ex-boyfriend is trying to slide
into my alien DMs.
- Glerp, I've been very patient with you,
but if I have to waffle slap an alien, I will--
- I've found Bose!
[both gasp] both: Where?
- My alien ex-boyfriend runs a janky alien zoo
on a run-down swamp planet known only as Blorida.
Look!
- Glerp, I've dropped your very not handsome
ex-boyfriend in my Bloridian zoo.
Gaze upon him and despair.
- Hi, Glerp. Miss you.
- Just try gribbling with him now!
You can't because I'm about to sell him
to the richest alien in the universe.
[all gasp]
- What are we gonna do?
- I have what you Earthlings call a plan.
Quick, we must go! - Oh!
- Good luck!
I'm gonna stay here and...
and not eat these waffles!
- [screaming]
I'm sorry, guys.
I've tried every way I could think of to get us out of here.
Punching and kicking!
I'm so thirsty.
- Well, the aliens put in
some new beverage bottle over there.
You should hit it.
- [scoffs] I'm not drinking out of that thing.
- Why not?
- 'Cause it looks like a hamster bottle.
It's demeaning.
- No, no, no, you just gotta get down on all fours.
- Hey, is there any way you can contact
your ex-girl--holy hamster.
Ray's actually doing it.
- Nobody look at me!
- You know, now that I see it,
it actually is kind of demeaning.
- Yeah, like, % demeaning. - It is demeaning.
Funny but demeaning.
[plays stately trumpet melody]
- The richest alien in the universe is here.
Bow before Beezos.
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
- Welcome to our zoo, sir. - Which one am I getting?
- The handsome one.
- Oh. [chuckles]
Looks like I'm getting out of here.
Don't worry. I'll come back for you.
You know, if I can.
- He's kind of old.
- Not the old one.
The one that kept gribbling Derp's ex, Glerp.
- Shut up! - Hi.
- Yes, he will do nicely.
- You can't just take him. - He's our friend.
If you take him, you have to take all of us.
- Very well, then.
I will eat all of you. - What?
- I'm sorry. Did you say eat?
- Did I alien stutter?
[overlapping chatter]
- I think there maybe was a little bit of miscommunication.
Yeah. - Oh, no, no.
It won't just be me.
My rich friend Dark Zuckerblurg
will also feast upon your human bones.
Now tell me,
which one of you is the most tasty?
-ShoutOut! - No, it's Captain Man!
[all shouting at once]
- Yes, yes, good.
Keep adding plenty of fresh cromulons.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to visit the shame closet
so that I can make room for this dinner.
- This is not how I saw myself dying.
- Huh, see, that's weird because eaten by aliens
is exactly how I saw myself dying.
- [grunts] Yeah?
Well, this isn't how I'm going out.
I'm indestructible! You can chew me all you want.
I ain't getting any smaller!
I'm like a big piece of human gum.
- Dude, your indestructability doesn't work here, remember?
- Oh, then I guess this is how I'm going out.
- Yeah.
- None of us are going out like this.
- Oh, really? You got a plan?
- Yeah, Miles is gonna save us.
[dramatic music]
- [with French accent] The famous chefs,
they are here!
- Famous chefs? I wasn't told about chefs.
- This is highly sus.
- What is highly sus is that you added fresh cromulons
to a human dish.
- Sacrebleu!
[spits]
- I'm sorry, Chef.
You look a bit like my ex-girlfriend.
- Oh, really? Did she have a mustache?
- No, but-- - She sounds beautiful.
Now go fetch us some dried cromulons.
- Yes. - Right away, your chefness.
[plucky music]
- [laughs] Get us out.
Get us out. - Get us out.
- Come on, come on, come on. - My Bosey-Bose.
Cut his bindings so I can gribble him immediately.
[overlapping chatter]
- Okay, I'll cut them loose as soon as they admit
they learned their lesson about zoos.
- Oh, this guy. - I learned my lesson!
Zoos are horrible. Cut me loose.
- Thank you, sis.
- [grunts] Thank you.
- Okay, "Alien Genuine Moments" is legit better
than our Earth version, but I learned my lesson.
Please cut me loose. - You got it, Bose.
- Hi, Glerp. - Gribble.
- Ray, have you learned your lesson?
- I learned nothing.
Strong people don't learn. Right, Chapa?
- Zoos are bad. Now cut me out!
- Oh! - With pleasure, cupcake.
- You call me cupcake again, you'll be eating
your next cupcake through a straw.
- [sighs]
Okay, that's, like, the whole premise
of Hip Hop Purée, so not really threatened,
but okay.
Last chance, big fella.
- I am back with the dried cromulons,
and--Glerp, no!
Stop gribbling that Earthling!
- Sorry, she kind of can't control herself around me.
- Blerp, call security! Blerp, call security!
- [screams]
[door chirps]
- Security!
- Everyone, bring it in!
The Miles Express is departing in three, two--
- Our superpowers don't work in here!
- Oh, for real?
Glerp, why didn't you tell me that?
- Because then I would have to tell you
what you'd need to do in order to make them work,
and I knew you would not like it.
- What does he have to do?
- He has to eat unicorn poop.
[dramatic music]
- No. - Just do it.
- If I have to eat poop in order to live,
then I guess I'll see you all except Ray on the other side.
- Hey.
- It kind of looks like cotton candy.
- Do not care. - You know what?
You're the one who got us into this mess.
- Yeah, we wouldn't even be in here if you didn't try
to teach us a lesson. - Which I will never learn.
- So if you need to eat poop in order to get us out,
then you better open wide, Clyde.
- Okay, hold up.
How is unicorn poop gonna make my superpowers work?
- Because of alien science.
- [growls] I hate alien science.
- Same. It's my most difficult class.
- Eat up, cupcake.
♪ ♪
- Come on. - Get the door open.
We don't have all day. - It cannot be that difficult.
- They're going to get away.
- It would be great if you would hurry.
- Come on, let's go. - [groaning]
Oh, not bad.
- You need to eat more of it. - Come on.
- Let's go! - Just stuff it!
- You got it! - Get it down you!
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Sometime this week.
- I think this is cotton candy. - Okay.
- Cool. - That's great.
- Best poop I ever had. - All right, come on.
Oh! - Okay.
All aboard the Miles Express! - Okay.
[both scream]
- We dine on human tonight, Zuckerblurg.
They're right in he-- where did my humans go?
[both groaning]
- They got away. - We're sorry.
- That's okay.
We'll just have to eat something else.
- Is it us?
- [cackling]
Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- And stop.
Stop or you'll get younger,
and only Ray's allowed to use the machine for that.
- How do I look? - Absolutely gribble-able.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I just walked miles
on that reverse-aging treadmill.
- So you can walk miles again
after I go home tomorrow.
- All right.
[alarm beeps]
Down the tube.
- Hey, man, I'm about to head out for the weekend.
Last chance to say
you learned your lesson about zoos.
- Never!
- Your call. Let's roll, Schwoz!
- Cool, cool.
- Oh, wait, I forgot something.
Didn't want you to be alone, so I brought you a friend.
[Pickles grunts] Peace!
- All right, look here, Pickles.
[Pickles grunts]
This is my Man's Nest, all right?
It's mine.
I don't want any weird Dian Fossey stuff--
oh, Pickles, hey.
Pickles, no.
Listen, now, there's not enough room
in the cauldron for both of us, man.
Pickles! Ah, ah, all right.
Just--just don't jostle me.
- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ I'm okay! ♪
♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
02x16 - Alien Zoo
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.