02x20 - Chapa's Phone Home

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
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02x20 - Chapa's Phone Home

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[upbeat music]

- Hey, sorry I'm late, I'm-- the only one here.

- Ray took everyone else on a field trip,

and he told me to be your substitute teacher

until they get back.

But I will not be taking any of your guff!

- Oh, what's with the attitude?

- I'm sorry.

My book on substitute teaching

told me I should establish dominance.

- Oh, well, good for you, Schwoz.

- Thank you.

Now sit down, and no guff!

- Too far. - Sorry.

- You guys look so good on my new phone.

- And your voice is so clear on my new phone.

- I can't see you guys on my new phone.

- Turn your new phone around, dude.

all: Eh? Eh? Eh?

- Oh, my God, I love my new phone!

- Sorry we're late.

Took a little field trip to the Pear store,

and I bought everyone the new Pear phone!

[air horns blare]

- Guess I must have missed my invite.

- That's weird, I texted everyone.

- She doesn't have a phone, remember?

- A boy stole it. - Kind of her origin story.

- Oh, that's right.

Well, you missed out 'cause this new Pear phone is awesome!

- Yeah, it has eight cameras on the back.

- How many did the old phone have?

all: [scoffing] Seven.

- So dumb. How did we live like that?

[all complaining] - I mean, how did we survive?

- And the best part, a brand new charge cord.

- Yeah!

- Why'd they get rid of the old one?

- It's called planned obsolescence.

Big Tech designs an inferior product on purpose

so that it's useless within a year,

and you have to buy a new one.

- Oh, so you didn't get one.

- No!

I got two. [chuckles]

Gold, and rose gold. Want one of mine?

- No, no, I don't want yours.

I want my old phone

that was stolen from me by a boy.

And when I find that boy, I am going to destroy him

for stealing my phone, my joy, my innocence,

and ruining my life!

- [yelps]

- Okay...

so what should we do with our old phones?

- Give them to me.

I'll toss them into those endangered wetlands

near Lake Swellview. I do it all the time.

Works great for car batteries, old laptops, body--

- Yeah, I've been thinking about that.

You really need to stop poisoning

those wetlands with e-waste.

- I eat turtles from that swamp all the time.

They don't taste like poison to me at all.

- Yeah, and this is exactly why Schwoz and I

created Waste-E. - I'm sorry, Waste-E?

- Yeah, yeah. Waste-E!

Waste-E, come here boy!

Come on. Whoo-oo-oo!

- Wait, that's your whistle now?

- Yeah.

- Is Waste-E a dog?

- No, Waste-E is a robot that Schwoz and I made.

It collects e-waste like old phones and tech products

and recycles them.

- Oh, saving the environment

through small acts of conservation, very cool.

Nerds! [chuckles]

- Did somebody call for Waste-E?

- Run for your lives!

- Dude, you're scared of a little robot?

- No, I'm scared of garbage cans.

Oh! There's another one! They're everywhere!

- Okay.

- Aw, this guy's kinda cute.

- Yeah, he's adorable, and I can tell right away

I'm definitely gonna hate him.

- Put your e-waste in my mouth!

- Okay, that's actually kinda funny.

- Here you go, Waste-E.

- Yum, yum, yum! Thank you, human.

- Oh, good boy, Waste-E.

Now go out there and collect more waste!

Come on, boy! You got it! Get that waste!

- There it is. Bye-bye.

- Go on, good boy. - Bye-bye, Waste-E.

Bye-bye, now, bye, boy!

Bye-bye now.

All right, who wants to play with our brand new phones?

- Yes! - Yeah!

- Put away your phones, and take your seats,

and I don't want no guff!

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

- Okay, what-- what's with the chuckling?

- It's new phone stuff. You wouldn't get it.

- You guys seriously have to worship your new phones

in front of me?

- Oh, we do it when you're not here too.

- And you could be a part of this.

A new phone is only like , bucks.

- No, I told you, I don't want a new phone.

I want my old phone

that was stolen from me by a boy.

♪ And if I have to wait ♪

♪ I-- ♪ - Instead of singing about it,

why don't you spend some time looking for your phone?

- Oh, yes, do that.

- It's not like your phone's just gonna waltz on in here

and fall right into your hand.

- [laughing] That is not how life works.

- Not at all, not at all. [beeping]

[pneumatic thwunking]

- Put your waste in my mouth!

- Oh, Waste-E, you're back!

- And I'm full of waste.

- Waste-E, watch out! You can't go down--

[crash] - Ah!

- The stairs.

- Oh, my precious waste.

- Oh, Waste-E. - I got you, buddy.

- Rough night last night? - Come help me with this.

- All right. - Three, two, one.

- [groaning]

- There, bud.

Hey, help me pick up the stuff and put it back in Waste-E.

- Stop demanding me.

- I'm not demanding, I'm asking.

[dramatic orchestral music]

♪ ♪

- [slow motion] No way!

[all gasping]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- What's your deal?

- Yeah, I am no longer chuckling.

- You guys,

this is my cell phone.

♪ ♪

[tender orchestral music]

- It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- ♪ Danger ♪

♪ [vocalizing] ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

[dramatic music]

- Are you sure that's your phone?

- Yeah, it still has the cover of "Will and Grace" season two.

- That's a good season. - That's a great season.

- The boy who stole your phone

must have tossed it into Waste-E.

- I knew I'd find you.

I never lost hope.

[romantic music]

- Watch out, kids.

Gotta wake up Sleeping Bose-y here.

And once I start my backswing, a famously can't stop.

- That is true.

- Hey, guys-- - Whoops, I'm sorry!

Dah!

Doh!

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I guess you still love me ♪

♪ After all this time ♪

♪ No more feeling lonely ♪

♪ Now that your hand's holding mine ♪

all: ♪ You make life so much better ♪

♪ Now that we're back together ♪

♪ It's just like I remember ♪

♪ Now we're back, now we're back ♪

♪ Now we're back together ♪

- ♪ Hello, you're a beauty ♪

♪ I'm never saying good bye ♪

♪ You don't know what you do to me ♪

♪ Your call, I'll never deny ♪

all: ♪ You make life so much better ♪

♪ Now that we're back together ♪

♪ It's just like I remember ♪

♪ We're back, now we're back, now we're back ♪

♪ Together ♪

[phone burps]

♪ Together ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Together ♪

- What did I say about putting your hand

too close to Waste-E's mouth?

- He ate the TV remote, all of it!

Didn't even save me a bite.

[mechanical whirring]

- Okay, Schwoz just put me in detention for three days.

What's going on with him?

- He won't take any guff.

- I won't take any guff!

- Speaking of things that annoy me,

who's this number

that turned our group text thread green?

- Chapa. Waste-E found her stolen cell phone.

- What?

- Oh, go catch Ray! He's about to faint.

- I got you, big fella. - [groans]

- Who faints forward?

[sighs] Time to wake him up.

[both grunting]

- Got it.

- Oh, Waste-E, you got goop all over Bose's arm.

- Oh, no, it was like that already.

- Chapa, I just wanna say that I'm really glad that

you let go of your anger... [grunts]

Toward the boy who stole your phone.

- Thanks, buddy.

- You're welcome. Still got it.

- What did you just say?

- Uh, "Still got it"?

- No, no, before.

About me not being angry at the boy who stole my phone.

- Well, I was just saying--

- 'Cause I am still angry at the boy who stole my phone,

I am still going to find him,

and I'm still going to destroy him!

- Why? You have your phone again.

- Yeah, you seem really happy.

- I am happy! [zapping]

Which makes me think of all the happy times

I never got to have because that boy stole my phone!

- But-- - And the fact...

that I'm so happy makes me so angry!

- Chapa,

take a page out of old Ray's big book of lessons

and be like me.

Let it go.

[tense music]

- Ray, you have never once let anything go.

- I will never forget that you said that.

- Okay.

- Chapa, I think Ray is right on this one.

- Just be happy that you're back with your phone.

- Yes, forgive and...

I forget the next part.

- Okay.

- Oh, well. - Well, all righty then.

- Really? - Yeah!

- Well, that solves that problem.

- I can tell you where I found it.

- No! [all shouting]

- Shut your robot mouth!

- Tell me now.

- No, you're just gonna hurt the person who stole it.

- No,

I'm just going to flame-broil the person who stole it.

- Waste-E, I forbid you to show Chapa

where you found her phone.

- Oh, boo.

- Okay.

Okay.

Okay, 'kay, 'kay, cool, great. I got it.

Okay, cool, cool.

Okay!

- I do not think we're okay. - Not at all, no.

What are you doing down here?

- Schwoz gave me detention.

- Were you giving him guff? - No.

Okay, maybe a touch of guff. - Yeah, that's what I thought.

Anyway, have you seen my new phone?

- Mm, sorry.

[sinister music]

- I know where it is.

- Where is she?

Phone? Where are you, girl?

- I didn't want to have to do this,

but you've forced me to use Tiny Ray.

- [cackling]

- My phone! - Ah, ah, ah, ah.

One more step,

and Tiny Ray drops your precious, new Pear Phone

into that bowl of chocolate milk.

- And I'll do it too 'cause I'm crazy!

- You're sick! - I know, right?

You give Waste-E permission to show me

where he found my phone, and you can have yours back.

- Don't do it, sis.

The new Pear Phones are chocolate milk-proof.

- That's right.

- That may be so, but are they...

spicy chocolate milk proof?

[both gasping]

- Didn't see that coming, did you?

- [whimpers] - Be strong, fight it.

- Fine! - Oh.

- I'll let Waste-E tell you where he found it.

Just please, please don't hurt my new phone.

- That's better.

- What, so I don't get to waste this phone?

- No. She folded.

- Nuts to that.

both: [slow motion] No! - No!

- Ah!

- Sorry.

Tiny Ray's a bit of a wild card.

- Please, give me my phone back. Please?

- No, you'll get this back

when I get the name of that thief.

- Ha-ha! I'm going swimming!

Wah! Ah! Ah!

I got spicy chocolate milk in my eyes! Ah!

[upbeat music]

- Get to my phone. - I'm swiping, I'm swiping.

Waste-E collected e-waste all over town.

- Mmm! This computer looks tasty to Waste-E.

- Well, it's only a year old, so pump your breaks, Waste-E.

[beeping]

[pneumatic thwunking]

- Ah, hey, Chapa?

I got to talk to you about something.

- [shushes] Not right now.

Waste-E's about to show me where he picked up my phone.

- Ah, yeah, about that.

- That--that's my phone!

- Wait a minute, it says he collected it at...

the Man's Nest?

- Yeah, if we could just have a little sidebar for just a--

- Quiet!

- It looks like he found it in...

[tense music]

Ray's bedroom?

[dramatic music] - What?

- Look, I can explain. - [screams]

- [screaming]

- You had my phone the whole time?

How could you do this to me?

Do you know how much pain you put me through?

- Chapa, stop!

[all screaming]

- Okay, stop it, stop it! It was me!

I'm the boy that stole your cell phone.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Who faints forward?

♪ ♪

- I don't know if anyone cares,

but I'm okay.

[coughs]

- Did I miss any other shocking revelations while I was out?

- No, you're good.

- I don't understand.

How could it be Bose who stole your phone?

Wouldn't you remember it?

- It was stolen eight years ago.

That was before I even knew who Bose was.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, when I first met you,

you said your phone was stolen a month ago.

You didn't say anything about years.

- I lied. - Why?

- Because if I told you it'd been missing for years,

you and Henry never would've even looked for it.

You barely cared about it

when I said it'd been gone for a month.

- Okay, that checks out. Please continue.

- Yeah, tell us everything

about when your phone got stolen.

- Well, eight years ago,

me and my cell phone were playing in the ball pit

at Duke E. Dawg's.

I was taking selfies when this punky kid came up to me.

- Move it, Dawg.

- He said, "Can I borrow your cell phone?

I wanna video chat a puppy."

- And you just gave it to him?

- I was so young and innocent. I trusted him.

- And then what happened?

- He punched Duke E. Dawg and ran away.

- Ooh!

- He took my phone!

- Ah, she'll get over it.

- I didn't get over it though.

You stole my phone, you stole my innocence,

and you ruined my life.

- Chapa, it wasn't like that though.

- No? You have two seconds to flash back.

- Wanted to video chat a puppy,

but I left my phone at home.

Then I saw this girl taking selfies in the ball pit,

and I thought, "Hey, she has a phone."

- Chapa? - Yeah.

Hi, can I please borrow your phone?

I wanna video chat a puppy.

- Um, sure. - Thank you.

- I was about to video chat with that puppy

when my mom grabbed me.

She said, "I just scored a date with the vice mayor."

I tried to tell my mom

that I needed to return the phone that I borrowed

from this girl in the ball pit.

- Chapa? all: Yes, Chapa!

- But my mom didn't care.

She said, "Bose, don't ruin this for me.

I have always wanted to marry a vice mayor."

Then she pulled me out of there.

I tried holding on to Duke E. Dawg,

but my mom was pulling really hard.

I always felt terrible about not returning your phone.

I should've tried to find you, but the more time went on,

the worse I felt about it, so...

I don't know, I just buried my shame.

Then one day I got a call from a girl named Charlotte

who told me to bring your phone and meet her in the desert.

- That night that me, Captain Manic, and Danger

went to go buy my phone back from some dirtbag.

What bag of dirt was you?

- Man, this story is crazy!

[dramatic music]

- I wasn't going to sell it to you.

I was just going to give it back.

- Give me back my phone!

- But you guys were fighting Dr. Minyak and the Toddler,

so I just ran away.

[dramatic music]

Drive! - [screams]

A few weeks later, we all ended up in the Man Cave,

then all that stuff happened with Drex.

- Oh... - My...

- God.

- Pretty soon I realized you were the girl

whose phone I borrowed. - Stole.

- A-accidentally.

I didn't know what to do, so I gave the phone to Ray.

He said he was gonna give it back to you

when he felt the time was right.

- When the time was right?

When was the time gonna be right, Ray?

- [coughs]

Definitely not right now.

- What were you waiting for?

- I was waiting for you to be able to control your rage,

which you obviously still can't do.

Ow! See?

- And you should've told me you had my phone.

- I know. - Ray's basically a child!

But I expect more from you.

- I know. - Hey!

- I thought we were friends. - We are.

- Well, then why didn't you tell me?

- I was scared! - Because you should be!

- I am! And, Chapa, I am also really, really sorry.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Okay.

I forgive you.

- Really? - Hey, thanks.

- Not you.

I am still mad at you.

- So we're good? For real?

- Yeah, we're good.

- Aw! ♪ Genuine moment ♪

- Sing that again, and I will ♪ Genuinely fry you ♪

- ♪ Genuinely sorry ♪

- Well, we all learned a valuable lesson today.

- About honesty and communication with our friends?

- No. - About forgiveness?

- No.

- About borrowing people's phones?

- No.

- About robots leading the way to a brighter future?

- No.

- Oh, my God, just tell us what the lesson was.

- What we learned is that recycling

just causes more problems than it solves.

- Yeah, that makes sense. - No.

[all speaking at once]

- No, no. - Please stop, please stop.

- [sighs] Hey, good news.

Chapa charred our brand new Pear phones

when she raged on me.

- How is that good news?

- Because now I can drive us all to the Pear Store

and buy the brand new Pear phone

that just came out today!

- Oh, yeah, I forgot about that! Yes!

- Uh, I'm gonna pass.

- But the new phone has nine cameras.

- And it's spicy milk proof.

- And there's a new charge cord.

- It's a pretty good cord.

- It took me eight years to get this phone back.

I don't plan on replacing it any time soon.

- [hums "Genuine Moment"]

- Everybody in the Man Buggy. I'm buying.

[all cheering]

- Wait, you guys! I need help!

- My God, Schwoz, what happened?

- I was holding the TV remote, and Waste-E tried to eat me.

[laughter]

all: Oh, Waste-E!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay! ♪

♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
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