02x25 - Unmasked

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
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02x25 - Unmasked

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- Waste-E, stop eating my phone.

I need my phone to call Ray and the kids.

They're on a mission and... [grunts]

Should have been back by now.

- If they are dead, can I eat their cell phones?

- Waste-E!

I mean, yeah, if they're dead,

I guess you could take their phone.

[together] We're back!

- Oh, thank God you're alive! - Boo.

- Why is Waste-E mad that we're alive?

- Oh, he wanted to eat your phones.

- Oh, well, he can eat the bad guys' phones

because we confiscated them after he took them down.

[all cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Sounds like an exciting mission.

Tell us what happened out there.

- Five bad guys were trying

to steal a priceless basketball,

but we made them pay the price.

- Yeah, credit to the bad guys.

They really brought their A-game.

- But at the end of the day,

we just wanted it more.

- And we got to give it up to coach.

He drew up a great game plan.

We just had to, you know, go out there and execute.

- Hey!

- Here's coach now, the man with the plan, Captain Man!

[all cheering]

- [laughs] - Great win, coach.

Talk about what you got in your hands.

- Well, it's the ball

the bad guys were trying to steal.

This baby was painted by a world-famous artist

known only as Dunksy. - Yeah.

- I'm being told it's worth

a Brazilian dollars. - Could be more.

You know, this win calls for a human hoop!

- I love human hoop.

all: Human hoop!

[all cheering]

- Tom Brady in the house!

all: Yeah!

- Dude, your sh*t's uglier than my grandpa.

- Ooh, your grandpa sounds like a smoke show.

- He's not.

This is how it's done, old son.

- Yeah! - Whoo!

all: Yeah!

- Hit me! Oh!

- Uh-oh. - Self pass!

- Yeah!

Hey, I'm open! - Right here!

- [grunts] - Aw!

- Oh, whiff!

- Hey, Mika, see, the ball, it goes in the hoop.

- I know that!

I'm just not wearing the right shoes.

Take me home to get my new sneakers.

- Let's port!

- I think I know the problem here.

Lionel Messi!

- What's everyone looking at?

- Officer Walnut, what you need?

- I came to collect that Dunksy basketball.

I need it for evidence.

- But I was gonna give that ball to the MVP.

It'd be me.

- Yeah, well, on the way to booking those five bad guys,

one of them escaped,

so we want to pull fingerprints off the ball

tomorrow and find the bad guy's identity.

So can I have it?

- Fine. Yeah, whatever.

I didn't even want it, anyway. - Sure you didn't.

- Now that the vibe police are gone, anybody want to karaoke?

- I do.

- Seriously? Karaoke?

Give me that mic, you beautiful man.

all: Yeah!

[upbeat rock music]

- ♪ It's the final countdown ♪

[all harmonizing to "The Final Countdown" by Europe]

♪ ♪

♪ The final countdown ♪

[all harmonizing to "The Final Countdown" by Europe]

- Ah.

- Okay, now that I'm rockin' these kicks,

someone, pass me the rock. - On it.

[grunts]

- Can't pass you the basketball.

Your aunt took it back to the station.

She's gonna dust it for prints tomorrow.

- [shouts] What?

- May I eat your phone?

- I'm still alive, man.

- Boo.

- Hang on, I'll get you some old transistor radios

to tide you over until someone really dies.

- Yay!

- So the basketball that we all touched with our fingers

is now with the police who want to pull fingerprints?

- Hmm, see, I'm an empath,

and I can tell by the way you're saying that

that you think that that's bad. - Of course, it's bad!

Remember three weeks ago when the Vice Mayor said

that someone stole a tuna sandwich from his fridge,

and he took the fingerprints of everyone

in Swellview to see who did it?

- Yeah, I remember. He ate it in his sleep.

- So the Swellview PD has all of our fingerprints.

- Exactly, and when they see our prints on the ball,

they're going to know that the only people who touched it

were the bad guys and Danger Force.

[all gasping]

- Cue Bose not getting it in three, two...

- And they're gonna know we don't wash our hands.

- There it is.

Also, you don't wash your hands?

- They're gonna know that Captain Man, AWOL, ShoutOut,

Brainstorm, and Volt are actually Ray Manchester,

Miles Macklin, Mika Macklin, Bose O'Brian,

and Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva!

- And leak it to the news. - We're the top story on KLVY.

- Suddenly everyone knows our secret identity.

- And that's the end of Danger Force.

- Well, our cover's blown.

Time to start our new life in Mexico.

[device beeps]

Okay, your new name is Umberto Fishsticks.

You're a gravy farmer from Oaxaca.

You are gonna be Melisandre Oaktail.

You're a gravy doctor.

You live alone with your pet giraffe.

- Dude, Ray, calm down.

- Ray? Ray--I don't know Ray.

I don't know Ray. I'm Sinbad Thunderbear.

I'm an admiral in the Gravy Navy.

- We don't need to start a new life.

- We just need to call your good buddy, the Commissioner.

- Maybe your bud-- not my buddy.

- You told me he was your best friend.

- You better watch your mouth, little girl.

- Hey, if AWOL can teleport into the evidence locker

down at Nakatomi Tower, he can wipe our prints

before she can pull them tomorrow.

We're golden. - Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean, I wasn't that excited to start

a new life, anyway. [yelps]

- Birb!

- Come on, we're gonna leave in the dead of the night.

- [sighs] Whoopsies.

Teleported to the right floor, but it was the wrong room.

- Well, anyway, we're probably gonna have to--

- [grunts] Right room, wrong floor.

- Okay, look, if anyone's allergic to spicy food,

I need to know now-- - Ah!

That was the bathroom. Ugh!

Ew!

[grunts] - Hey!

Okay, I don't think we should bring him with us.

- We have to.

- That's the kind of thing that's gonna get us nabbed.

- We have to bring him!

[all scream]

- Not sure what happened there. Went to a florist.

M'lady. - Aw.

- He did it once. - It's a nice thing to do!

He's my-- - [grunts]

Aw, man.

And now I'm not even getting out of the building?

[grunting]

[gasps]

[coughs]

- [laughing] Well, that's not good.

- [panting]

I don't know what's up.

It's like my teleport gas t*nk is empty.

- Now we can't get the basketball.

- Don't you worry about it, Josephina Puddlebaker,

frozen gravy sculptor. - What?

- Why are our new occupations all gravy based?

- Yeah, that's weird, man.

- Shut up, Waste-E. You're weird.

[yelps] - We can still get the ball.

All we have to do is sneak into the precinct

the old-fashioned way. - On horseback.

- Not on horseback. - On horse front.

- No, we just sneak in. - Shouldn't be too hard.

There won't be much activity at the precinct

because every third Wednesday is, famously,

the slowest crime night of the month.

[together] Famously.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey! What is going on here?

- It's soup bribe night.

There's a rule in the Swellview Constitution

that cops can't take cash.

- But it doesn't say anything about soup.

- Is that right?

- Police let all the criminals in Swellview

give us bribes in the form of soups,

and then we wipes they charges.

- It's famously on the third Wednesday of the month.

[together] Famously!

[together] Yes, famously.

- Cappy, buddy!

- No, no.

No, no, no, no, no. - Excuse me.

Pardon me. Coming through.

Cop coming through. Wait!

- It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- ♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

- All right team, if we don't get

the Dunksy basketball by tomorrow,

everyone's gonna know our secret identities,

and you can all just kiss Danger Force goodbye.

But Miles still can't teleport,

so we're going to have to enter from the elevators over nyah.

Our problem is all these soup-slurping cops.

Nyah! - Stupid soup-slurpers.

- So we're gonna try to pull off

a little maneuver I like to call

the old Tehachepi-to-Tonapah.

It goes a little something like this.

We start with Miles

doing a spin, spin, triple Lindy, nyah.

- No problem.

- Meanwhile, Chapa's in the corner

calling out, "Help, help!

I have misplaced my tongue medicine."

- You're overthinking this more than my grandpa.

- You know, your grandpa sounds like a really smart fellow.

- Well, he's not.

All we need to pull this off...

is Delivery Joe.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

Greetings, Swellview policemen and policewomen.

It is I, Delivery Joe, here to deliver you a delivery

as per my job, delivery person.

- Delivery Joe! Long time, no see.

What do you got there?

- A delivery of evidence for the evidence room

of evidence.

- Right over there.

Lock her back up when you're done, yeah?

- Greetings, Swellview policemen and policewomen.

It is I, Delivery Joe.

[soft dramatic music]

- Wait a second.

If you're Delivery Joe,

then who's that guy?

♪ ♪

[overlapping shouting]

- Hey, don't tell me--

- Oh. - Ah.

- Nicely done.

Did you get in the evidence room?

- I was almost there.

Then some guy named Joe showed up

with a real mustache and a real delivery.

- There's a real Delivery Joe?

- I thought I made this guy up, but now I'm like,

"Did I create this guy with my mind?"

Am I in the metaverse right now?

- Who cares? - Is anything real?

Ow! - We need a new plan.

- You just leave that to old Coach Ray.

[shouts]

All right, we're gonna run the old Hamtramck Bus Stop

with a Johnson County twist. Here's how it goes.

- Hey, why don't we just cut the power

to the entire building and sneak in there?

- [scoffs] How are we gonna do that?

- With this switch I just noticed.

- Not a bad idea.

- Yeah, that would be a lot easier.

- Yeah. - Okay, new play.

We're gonna do the old Brooklyn Blackout.

Here's how it goes.

- What are you people doing back here?

- We just wanted to poop on by

and give you all these big spoons.

- Perfect for soup slurping. - Thanks for pooping by.

These spoons is way better

than the forks we've been using.

- Oh, yeah. You're right.

[indistinct chatter]

- We're ready to roll.

- I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.

- The gravy is ready. - Thank you.

[generator whirring]

- Whoa! The lights went out.

That's weird.

- Let's go. Let's go.

♪ ♪

all: Ow!

- What was that? - Ow.

- Abort mission! Abort mission!

- Someone's trying to break into the evidence room!

- The gravy is lumpy. I repeat, the gravy is lumpy!

- No way, this gravy is as smooth

as a baby's bottom.

- Turn the lights on!

[generator whirring]

- Hey, what are you Danger Forces

doing on the floor?

- Better question, why is the Commissioner

sitting right in front of the evidence room?

- Because someone tried to break in here by pretending

to be Delivery Joe. - What?

- The nerve of some criminals. - I don't know.

That sounds like a pretty good plan to me.

- Well, if they come back, they're not getting in here

because I'm not moving for anyone.

Except for Captain Man, of course.

I mean, I'd do anything for that guy.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- I'm not going!

- You've got to call the Commissioner!

[all grunting]

- Absolutely not!

- Danger Force is the greatest thing

that's ever happened to me,

and I am not going to let it end

just because you won't hang out with some dorky commissioner!

- Hey, buddy.

- Look, everyone!

My best friend, Captain Man, is here!

Come give me a hug.

[laughs]

So what you doing, pal?

Just dropping in to see me,

your best friend in all the world?

- No, no, no, no, no.

Just here to drop off some evidence from a crime

I stopped. - What kind of crime was it?

- Uh, tax fraud. Who cares?

Can help me get in the evidence locker?

- Hey, anything for you, Captain Man.

I do mean anything. - [groans]

- I can't believe this is gonna work.

- I really wish I hadn't eaten that burrito

before I got in here.

- We had burritos? - Yeah.

Anybody want one? - No!

- Is that horse talking? - Huh, of course not.

- Ow!

- Need a hand? - Yeah, that'd be great.

- Sure, let's do it.

[grunting]

- Man, just pull the thing. Let go of my shoulders.

Grab the rope.

- Oh, the rope. - Pull the rope.

Okay, here we go. - Why are you behind me?

- On four.

One-- - Let's go on three.

Come on. - Okay, three, two--

- No, you start with one.

Okay, one, two, three. - That's it, that's it.

- So I got this timeshare up in the mountains,

and I was thinking that you and me could go skiing.

No WiFi, no TV in the condo,

so we have all kinds of time to talk.

- I'm busy. - And oh!

Tandem skydiving? - Uh...

- Yeah, see, we'd be attached to each other at the belt.

- What? - You could get your belt and--

- Hey, you now what? Let's go get some soup, huh?

There's plenty of-- that's enough.

- Okay, okay.

But, hey, as we do, can we laugh really loud

as we're going out, so everyone out there

knows that we're best friends? - Yeah, I'd really rather not--

- [laughs loudly]

Hey, best friends coming!

[laughing loudly] - [forced laughter]

♪ ♪

- It's clear!

Oh.

- Never been inside a horse before.

Finally check that off my bucket list.

Anything to drink in here?

- Would you-- Bose, what's the rule?

- Wipe until there's nothing left.

- No! Don't consume strange liquids.

- Let's see.

You were about to drink science juice,

whatever that is.

- Let's just find the Dunksy ball

before Bose tries to drink more science juice.

- Hey, found it.

- Time for a celebration drink. - What are you--no, hey!

- No, no, now you have to sing the drinking song.

- [sighs]

♪ If you see a bottle, then stop and think ♪

♪ Maybe that's something that you shouldn't drink ♪

- Very good.

Now, where's the Dunksy basketball?

- That guy's got it.

- Hi.

- That's the basketball thief, the one that got away.

- What are you doing? - Stealing this ball again.

- Get him!

[all grunting]

[metal crashing] - Ow!

- Ah! - Oh!

- That one--get-- - Higher!

[muffled clattering]

- What's going on in the evidence room?

- Uh, hey!

You know what this soup bribe party needs?

Some, uh, beatboxing.

- Hello.

- Uh... [beatboxing]

- Oh! Sick b*at, amigo!

Hey, you mind if I take a verse?

♪ Well, they call me the Commissioner ♪

♪ I'll say it again, I'm the Commish ♪

♪ And Captain Man's my best friend ♪

all: Oh!

- Oh, my, baby. - Go, Commish.

- Hiyah! - [grunts]

- Hey, back off, okay?

I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant!

- Everyone, back off. He's pregnant.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

And here, you can have the ball.

- Thank you. - All right.

- Thank you. - Thank you, sir.

- Yeah. - This isn't the right ball.

- That's right. It's an expl*sive device.

The real ball was right here. [laughs]

- The only thing you give birth to is lies!

- ShoutOut, come with me.

Brainstorm, you and Volt disable that device.

- Have you used a grappling hook before?

- No, but I watch a lot of movies.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Have you ever disarmed one of these before?

- No, but I watch a lot of movies.

- You just made it speed up!

- Yeah, that's usually what happens in movies too.

[upbeat music]

[all cheering]

- He was eating soup the whole time!

The whole time!

- I need some air.

- Okay, I don't want to scare you,

but we are about to die! - No, we're not.

Schwoz taught me the Boom Tune.

It's a little ditty that helps you remember

how to disarm things. - Okay, well, sing it.

- ♪ Well ♪

- Faster!

- ♪ If there's a b*mb that's about to blow ♪

♪ Here are some steps that you should know ♪

- Which wire do I cut?

- [humming melody]

♪ Cut the wire that's the color blue--♪

cut the blue wire!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ After you cut that wire--♪ - Okay, you can stop singing!

Sorry.

[upbeat music]

- We're done in here.

When are you gonna make a distraction?

- Uh, I don't think I need to make a distraction.

The Commissioner is absolutely tearing it up out here.

You can leave whenever you want.

♪ ♪

- Hey, hey, hey. - Oh!

♪ ♪

- Whoa.

- [grunts] Now you break dance with me,

Captain Man! Hey, we can do a two-man worm.

- I don't think I-- - Quick, grab my feet!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Gotta go! - [grunts]

Oh, no, hey, ha, no! No!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- There he is! He's got a parachute!

- Great, then he won't get hurt when I do this.

[yells]

- Ah, please open the chute, please open the chute,

come on, you're k*lling me-- oh, there it is!

But now he's floating away.

- Is he? [yells]

- [screams]

I'm headed right for Swellview Prison.

- Oh, nice scream, sis. - And we got the Dunksy.

- Yes!

- The gravy train is pulling out of the station.

We'll meet you guys back at the Man's Nest.

- Copy that, Josephina Puddlebaker.

- [laughs] - Yeah!

- Yes! - Yeah!

We did it! - We did it!

- And nobody's gonna find out our secret identities!

- Because we did it!

[steam whooshes]

Oops.

- [chuckles]

Thank God nobody was here to see that.

- Oh, that would have been a disaster!

I mean, come on-- - Mika Macklin?

♪ ♪

- Uh...

- Uh--

Uh, it's, uh--oh!

- Miles?

- Aunt Didi.

- My niece and nephew are in Danger Force?

[both laugh nervously]

- Dang it!

I really thought my superpower would've been back by now.

- Are we in trouble? - Yes.

- Can I have that back? - No.

[upbeat rock music]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, is this too much?

I don't want to look like an idiot.

- It's a Timmy Buffay concert.

- Everyone's gonna look like an idiot.

- Hey, fashion icon Nana Winter says

you should always take off one thing before you leave.

- How about two? - Ah, swole!

- Let the big dogs breathe. - Ah, this is so much better.

Jimmy B always picks a superfan from the audience

to come up on stage and play the bongos,

and who's more super than this guy?

- Okay, I'm ready. - Ha!

Well, you're not gonna get called up

for bongo time wearing that.

- Uh, he picks a super fan, not the most desperate one.

Hey, Garrett the Parrot.

[whistles] Let's go.

There you go.

- Ray looks desperate.

- Ugh, haters gonna hate, am I right?

- Please don't say "haters."

- At any rate, we'll be at the concert all day,

so just text me if anything pops off.

- Also don't say "pops off."

- And I will holla back. - "Holla back" is even worse.

- Hey, it's good enough for Gwen Stefani,

it's good enough for Gwen Stefan-me.

And I'm not gonna let your negative energy ruin my day.

You know why? - Pray, tell us.

- Because we got the Dunksy ball back.

We kept our secret identities a secret.

Miles can teleport again.

- [chuckles] Ha!

Honk. - [chuckles]

Honk you too, buddy.

That means everything's gonna be okay.

all: Aw! - Jeez, now I feel bad.

- [sighs] Yeah.

Everything is gonna be okay.

- See you, have a good time! - Bye!

- Down the tube.

- Nothing's going to be okay!

- We can get out of this! We can get out of this!

We can get out of this! - What are we gonna do?

- We're gonna play this fishing game.

- You think we're playing games?

- Not anymore. You threw it on the floor.

- We can get out of this. We can get out of this.

We can get out of this.

- Why are you guys freaking out?

- Should we tell them? - Twin?

- Twin, twin, twin. - Twin, twin, twin, twin?

- Twin, twin, twin, Chapa, twin, twin, twin,

Bose, twin, twin, twin, twin!

- I think they're talking about us.

- Stop speaking in your secret twin language.

Just tell us what's going on.

[together] Twin.

- Pop a gumball and come with us.

- What is going on? - We did a bad thing.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

- I really want this to be as bad as I hope it is.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, it's worse.

- You two kidnapped a cop? - That's our Aunt Didi.

- Don't say that in front of her.

She's gonna know your secret identities.

- She already knows, man!

- That's why we had to kidnap her.

- You better not let Captain Man find out

she knows your identities. - That's why she's here.

- Don't let your parents find out.

- That's why she's gagged.

If our parents found out we accidentally got superpowers,

fight bad guys, and been going to a fake school

for two years, they'd pull us out of Danger Force.

- Same with mine. - Mine too.

Maybe she won't tell them?

- I'm gonna tell all your parents.

- You don't even know my parents.

- I'm a cop, baby girl. I'll find them.

- Okay. - What are we gonna do, people?

- All right, everyone stand back.

This might get a little messy.

- What? Hey!

No vaporizing!

We can still get out of this.

- I was just going to zap her head a teeny little bit--

just enough to make her forget the last day,

or six. - Mm.

- That's a great idea. - Thank you.

All right.

Kids, hide under the bed.

This is definitely gonna get messy.

- Hey, hey, hey, we don't have to zap her brain

to make her forget stuff.

- She's right. We can use a frying pan.

That always works. - In cartoons!

- This guy gets it.

- I have an idea that might work

and not give her brain damage.

- I'm listening. - The memory wiper.

- [muffled] The memory wiper?

- I don't remember the memory wiper.

Did you guys use it on me?

- No, dude, the memory wiper

was a Schwoz device that could completely erase

people's memories. - [muffled grunting]

- I don't know what she's saying,

but I think she's right. - [muffled grunt]

- The memory wiper is a good idea,

but it got destroyed by Drex.

- That doesn't mean we can't make another one--

a better one that can erase specific memories

instead of someone's entire mind.

- Yes, somebody call Schwoz.

- [yells] Schwoz!

all: Shh!

[knocking]

- Mika, I hear a baritone voice in there,

and we both know Miles is an alto.

Is there a boy in there? - Yes?

- Why would you say that?

- I'm sorry. I keep doing bad things.

- Unlock this door right now!

- [muffled yelling]

- You got to teleport Aunt Didi and Volt out of here.

Brainstorm, pop a gumball.

- Mika Eureka Macklin! Open this door right now!

- Where are we gonna take her?

There's Man's Nest cameras everywhere,

and he may just be a simple Chest Monster,

but that guy is a total gossip.

[rapid knocking]

- I can knock all day, Mika!

You know I have famously strong knuckles!

- [muffled] Famously.

- Let's take her to my house.

My parents are at that Timmy Buffay concert.

- Okay. And tell Mom I am not an alto.

I'm a... ♪ Soprano ♪

♪ ♪

- Okay, we should be able to lay low here for a while.

- [sniffing] What is that delightful smell?

- Smells like my mom's famous jelly cake,

but that would mean my mom is--

- ♪ Eating a cake with my hands ♪

♪ 'Cause no one's around to judge ♪

♪ Me-- ♪ Ah.

I'm sorry, what is Danger Force doing in my house?

- You're supposed to be at the Timmy Buffay concert!

- I hate Timmy Buffay, so I made an excuse to leave.

And how did you know I was supposed to be at a concert?

- Uh, 'cause we're superheroes

and we know all of your personal information?

- I repeat, what are you doing here?

And did you kidnap a cop?

- Indeed, they have.

- What happened to your gag?

- I chewed it up, and I swallowed it.

Standard police training, baby girl.

Now listen, it's clear to me that sparky over...

- [screaming]

- Is your-- - [screams]

Secret Santa!

She's gonna be your Secret Santa

when Christmas comes a couple months from now.

- I am calling the police.

[grunts] - Oh!

You just bodied your mom!

- I was aiming for her phone,

but I missed 'cause I'm freaking out, man!

I'm freaking out!

Sorry.

- [laughing] - Shut up!

♪ ♪

- For the last time, I want you to tell me

exactly what was going on in here.

Were you two kissing?

[together] Ew, no!

[together] Hey!

- Then what were you doing?

[soft dramatic music]

- Time to come clean.

♪ ♪

We have a secret.

We are in Danger-- - Of falling in love.

So we were definitely kissing,

a real smooch fest.

- Is that true? - Sure is.

- Mm.

- We touched lips. - Mm.

- Real hard. - Mm.

- Like real people... - Mm.

- People who kiss. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Watch the fingers!

Mika Eureka Macklin, what is the rule

about having boys in your room? - There isn't one.

- Exactly! But there needs to be!

Now I just need a second to figure out what it is.

In the meantime,

this door remains open,

and your lips, three feet apart!

Do you understand me? - Yes, ma'am.

- [growls] Whoo, ha!

- I am never gonna get these lips three feet apart.

- You guys need to pop some gumballs and come with us!

- Like now! - Oh, God!

♪ ♪

Oh, God!

- We did a bad thing.

- Oh, we can get out of this. We can get out of this.

We can get out of this. - Do I smell jelly cake?

- [laughs]

[all shouting indistinctly]

- All right, guys!

If my mom finds out I'm in Danger Force,

it is game over!

- [gasps] What's happening?

Why am I tied up? Is my jelly cake okay?

- Oh, it's a lot better than okay.

- My jelly cake!

- Just relax, Mrs. Da Silva. - How do you all know me?

- Dang it!

- How are we supposed to plan our way

out of this if she can hear us?

- I got it. Just gonna--

- What's going on? What are you doing?

- Just putting on some music for you to enjoy.

- Oh, God, it's Timmy Buffet!

- Somebody come up with a plan right now,

or we're all out of Danger Force!

- Not me. - Give me that jelly cake!

- Okay, I'm calling Schwoz. - No!

- He can build us a memory wiper.

- Oh.

- Tell him to bring some jelly milk.

- Hey, Ray!

- Help me, citizen!

I've been kidnapped by Danger Fo--

- She chewed through her gag again.

- They are pretty tasty.

- Whoa, did somebody say they got kidnapped?

- We were just watching "Genuine Moments,"

and Jennifer gets kidnapped. Hey, can I talk to Schwoz?

- [scoffs]

If you can get him off the stage.

Timmy Buffet picked him to play bongos over me.

- Any chance he's gonna be done soon?

- No way.

Timmy Buffet's guest bongo players

famously jam for hours.

concert audience: Famously!

- What do you need him for?

- Something secret?

- Okay, fine. Don't tell me.

Just call DJ Clone Schwoz.

He can do pretty much anything that regular Schwoz can do.

In fact, his foot massages are way better.

- Thank you for that gross image.

- It's just a foot rub.

- No, I mean the sorta-potty.

Anyway, we're gonna call DJ Clone Schwoz.

Bye!

- DJ Clone Schwoz in the house!

[electronic dance music]

Wait a minute. [shuts off music]

This is just a house.

You said we're going to Krampapalooza .

- I lied.

Now show us how to make a memory wiper.

- But this is my day off.

[all screaming indistinctly]

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Is that jelly cake?

♪ ♪

The memory wiper is easy to make,

but it requires a very rare, very unstable substance.

- Like plutonium? - Even less stable.

- Like my parents' marriage. - Even less stable.

- Okay, what's it called? - Science juice.

- Oh, come on, there is no such thing as science juice.

- Yeah, tell that to the car I blew up about a month ago.

- That was you? - Yes.

After the expl*si*n, you took my last bottle for evidence.

- I saw some yesterday.

What? - Where did you see it?

- The evidence locker,

Swellview Police Department. You remember?

[harps strumming]

Time for a celebration drink. - No.

- Now you have to sing the drinking song.

- ♪ If you see a bottle, then stop and think ♪

♪ Maybe that's something that you shouldn't drink ♪

- Very good.

- That did look pretty tasty.

- It is. Mmm.

- All right. Time to go, bro.

Come on, come on. - Hey!

[upbeat rock music]

- Okay. Where's that science juice?

[together] Bottom shelf.

[both scream]

- What are you doing here? Uh...

[deep voice] Ma'am.

- My husband is the vice mayor.

He lets me borrow evidence if I leave something behind.

[gasps] a Nana Winter handbag.

Oh.

[gasps] Oh, I love it.

Wait a minute.

What are you two doing here?

- Uh, we're also borrowing handbags.

- But you have nothing to leave behind.

[gasps] You're not borrowing.

You're stealing. I'm calling the police.

Police!

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

- Okay, I'm starting to get worried

that my brother and Bose aren't back yet--oh, my God!

What is she doing here?

[together] We did a bad thing!

- I have been kidnapped.

- [muffled] Me too.

- She was in the evidence locker.

We didn't know what to do.

- At least they got the science juice.

- Yeah, this will be perfect to wash down all that jelly cake.

- What! - Don't drink it!

- For real? - Uh-uh.

- Get to work on that memory wiper.

- [grunts] So much for my day off.

[knocking] - [squeals]

- Oh, yes, hello. Hi.

I have been kidnapped.

My name is Celia O'Brien--

[muffled]

- I recognize those powerful knuckles anywhere.

[knocking]

- Alejandra, you in there? It's me, Angela Macklin.

I know you're home. I can smell the jelly cake.

- What the snacks is she doing here?

- I'll ask.

[high-pitched voice] Uh, hi, Angela.

It's me, Alejandra.

Uh, what the snacks are you doing here?

- I need some advice from another mother

of a teenage girl.

I found out my daughter is at the kissing boys stage

of growing up, and I am not ready to deal with it.

- Who are you kissing? - That would be me.

[together] Ew.

[together] Hey!

- First of all, nice, girl.

Second of all, how long has that been going on?

- Okay, we didn't actually kiss.

- No, right. We just made it out.

I mean, we made it up.

[laughs] Oh, man.

That is a tongue twister,

kind of like our kiss that didn't happen, am I right?

Am I right? Am I right?

- Whenever you're done, buddy.

- Can I please come in?

I would love some advice

and maybe some of that aforementioned jelly cake.

- [high-pitched voice] Uh, sorry.

I'm really busy right now. Can you come back later?

- Baby sister, help!

- Shh! - Didi, is that you?

- Yes.

- [deep voice] I mean, no.

- What is going on?

- I hope you brought a mug, baby sis,

'cause I got the tea.

- We can still get out of this.

We can still get out of this. We can still get out of this.

We can still get out of this.

- I'd like to see her chew through this Captain Mand-Aid.

- [muffled speech]

- I can't believe you Danger Forces are mom-nappers.

- I don't know who your parents are,

but they did a poor job in raising you.

- Amen, I would never let my child kidnap anyone.

- I would never let my child

be in Danger Force in the first place.

- Can you imagine?

- Don't your parents know what you kids do all day?

- They have no idea, ma'am.

- Well, how stupid can they be?

- Yeah, talk about some grade A dumb dumbs.

[laughter] - Tell me about it.

[laughter]

[phone ringing]

- Schwoz, we don't need you anymore.

We got DJ Clone Schwoz. - No, no, it's Ray.

- Oh, hey, Captain Man.

- Captain Man! Come save us!

- Save us! - Come back!

- Hey, listen, I know you guys are probably having

a super chill day, but I guess Garrett the Parrot liked

Schwoz's bongo playing a little too much,

and when Schwoz finally stopped playing,

Garrett kind of freaked out and att*cked

everybody at the concert.

- Sounds like a party.

- Yeah, then he flew away,

so now I got to track him down using his favorite food.

- Carrots? - Garrett the parrot

needs his carrots.

So, look, can AWOL teleport down here

with a bag of Steve's Hand-Pulled Carrots?

Garrett's a bit of a brand snob.

- We're all kind of tied up right now.

- Really? Doing what?

- Just some family stuff.

- Gross.

- In fact, my father

is pulling up the driveway right now,

so I got to go. Bye.

We've got a big problem. - Yeah, we do.

We're almost out of jelly cake.

- There's another one in the kitchen.

- Finally, something is going our way.

- No, dude! My da--

I mean, the guy who lives here just pulled into the garage.

- You got to be kidding! - Oh, come on!

- Yeah, so we got to get out of here, like, right now!

- Where are we heading? - The Man's Nest.

Let's go, go, go, go, go.

- [whistling]

[doorknob rattles]

Alejandra? What's going on?

- What if Captain Man comes back?

- He's got parrot problems. Let's just go, go, go, go, go!

[all screaming]

- [grunts]

Who are you?

- Forgot my DJ. [chuckles]

Oh, and your wife makes an amazing jelly cake.

- Okay. - Bye!

♪ ♪

- DJ Clone Schwoz, have you ever actually

built a memory wiper before?

- Huh, I don't remember, which probably means yes.

- I don't know about this, dude.

- We're gonna get out of this.

We're going to wipe their memories, and she's never

gonna remember our identities.

They'll never think we kidnapped a cop.

We'll keep our spots in Danger Force,

and Captain Man is never gonna find out!

- What the jeezum crow is going on?

[dramatic music]

Why am I tied up now?

- It appears to be our signature move today.

Yeah, we can get out of this.

We can get out of this. We can get out of this.

- Hey, how's it going? - We can get out of this.

We can get out of this. We can get out of this.

We can get out of this.

- Oh, somebody better tell me what's going on right now.

- Allow me.

She thinks we kidnapped a cop. - You did.

- True. She thinks we stole evidence.

- You did. - Also true.

She--we just kind of panicked.

She knows our secret identities.

- What? - [laughs]

- I have a question.

Why is the headmaster of SW.A.G. in the Man's Nest?

- Great question, Angela.

What am I, a regular citizen, doing in the Man's Nest?

- SW.A.G. doesn't even exist anymore.

- Since when? - Why would you tell them that?

- Because DJ Clone Schwoz is about to finish

making another memory wiper.

They're not gonna remember anything in a minute.

- Say what now? - I'm sorry, did you just say--

- No, I remember everything. [device beep]

- It's done.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, whose should we wipe first?

- Don't point that thing at me.

- Well, you know, don't really have to.

Maybe you could just erase the memories

of my first husband. - She means my dad.

- I can try.

Wait, shouldn't we test it first?

- Good idea. - Hi.

- Thanks for helping us build the memory wiper.

- Oh, you're welcome. - Sorry about this.

- Did it work?

- No, I remember everything,

like how I pick my nose when no one's looking--

all: Ew.

- You know, sometimes, Schwoz makes me switch places

with him just so he can get a break from Captain Man.

[gasps]

I didn't mean to say all that.

Oh, just like I don't mean to tell you

that I'm not a real DJ. Nobody is.

We only play pre-recorded mixes--ay!

Why am I saying all these things?

- I'll tell you why.

DJ Clone Schwoz didn't build you a memory wiper.

He built you a truth ray.

all: What?

- What did you do?

- I actually lied when I said

I knew how to make a memory wiper

because I wanted you to think

that I'm as smart as OG Schwoz--ay!

I didn't mean to tell you that either!

- Whoever gets zapped with that thing

is gonna blurt out all their secrets.

- [yelps]

[device humming]

- It did not like you dropping it.

- Oh, great, now it's gonna explode,

and everyone's gonna know that...

[expl*si*n whooshes]

I dye my hair!

- I tell my kids there's no cookies left

when there are cookies left because I want all the cookies!

- I ate all of Garrett the Parrot's carrots!

- I actually hate yoga!

I just like wearing the pants!

- I cry at soap commercials!

- I liked living in the alien zoo!

- I saved some of that unicorn poop

and still eat it from time to time!

- I'm currently in the process of cloning all your moms!

- I like my husband better when he's drinking

brightly-colored sodas!

- Sage is my favorite child! - What?

- And I k*lled Uncle Hambone.

- How? He's an imaginary friend!

- [grunts] My real name is--

- My real name is--

- My real name is-- - Ah!

Somebody better do something

before we reveal our secret identities!

- I've got it!

Now you all just stay right there

while I figure out what to--

wasn't there another one of you tied up?

- That would be me, baby boy.

- Oh! Ay!

[handcuffs click]

- It's time these Danger Force kids

tell the truth about who they really are.

- [muffled grunting] [squeals]

- What is your real name?

- Mika Macklin! - [gasps]

- [muffled grunting] Ah, ah!

- And what is your real name? - [straining]

Miles Macklin. - [gasps]

- And you?

- Bose O'Brien. - [gasps]

- And what about you, baby girl?

- My name is Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva.

- [gasps] - [laughs]

- So I guess this means--

[together] You're out of Danger Force!

- Yeah. - Wow.

♪ ♪

I really thought we were gonna get out of this.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay! ♪

♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
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