Y: Hello!
Y: I'm Katsuki Yuri.
Y: Now that the Russian Punk, Yurio,
Y: has come in pursuit of my coach, Victor, all hell's broken loose.
Y: The Hot Springs on Ice event is now being held so that Yurio and I can face off!
WorldChampion,Sign: Hasetsu Exhibition Hot Springs on Ice Presented by Victor Nikiforov
Y: If Yurio wins, Victor will go back to Russia and be Yurio's coach.
Y: If I win, Victor will stay in Japan and be my coach.
Y: So I'm gonna give it all the eros I've got!
Title,Sign: Third Skate I Am Eros, and Eros Is Me?! Face-Off! Hot Springs on Ice
Y: I Am Eros, and Eros Is Me?!
Y: Face-off! Hot Springs on Ice.
V: First, Yurio's "On Love: Agape."
V: Agape... Unconditional love.
V: God's infinite love is self-sacrificing and uncalculating.
Y: Crap, this is hard.
Y: Victor can pull it off,
Y: but I wonder how Yurio will do it.
V: Kind of like that. What do you think?
Yuri: Yeah, I pretty much got it.
Y: Huh?!
Yuko: Wow... That was amazing.
Yurio: Hey, who's that chick?
Y: Oh, she's one of the staff here, Yuko-san.
Yuko: Sorry for interrupting your practice.
Yuko: It was so wonderful, I couldn't help myself.
V: Okay, Yuri. You're next.
V: Let's go!
Y: O-Okay.
Y: Choreography that Victor did for me alone...
V: "On Love: Eros."
SFX,Sign : Spurt
Eros... Sexual love.
Pleasure followed by pleasure.
One just drowns in it.
Y: D-Damn, he's so hot!
Yuri: What the... Are you sick?
Y: It's enough to make even me, a man, pregnant! Such eros!
Y: Huh?
Y: Can I skate this?
V: Yuri!
V: How was that?
Y: Oh, um...
Y: It was very "eros"!
V: Right?
V: So, about the program composition... Which quads can you land?
Y: The toe loop, and...
Y: I can land the Salchow in practice, but never in competition.
Y: Um, I think I can do it if I try!
Y: So, um...
V: Okay, you can practice the basics.
V: I'll teach Yurio first.
V: I won't teach you anything you can't do right now.
V: How many times have you messed up during a competition?
V: You have the skill to win. Why can't you make it happen?
Y: Well, that's probably because...
Y: I lack confidence.
V: Right. My job is to make you feel confident in yourself.
V: No one in the whole wide world knows your true eros, Yuri.
V: It may be an alluring side of you that you yourself are unaware of.
V: Can you show me what it is soon?
Yuri: Hey, Victor! Aren't you teaching me first?!
V: Right.
V: So, Yuri.
V: Think long and hard about what eros is to you.
Y: What eros is to me? What would that be?
WorldChampion,Sign : Hot Springs on Ice Yuri vs. Yurio Hasetsu Exhibition!!
Kids: Who knew we'd get a lineup like this in Hasetsu?
Kids: Lots of people will come!
Minako: Well, either way...
Minako: Yuri's back! Cheers!
Minako: Cheers!
Nishi: Huh?
Nishi: You had to do basic training for half a day because you didn't get "eros"?
Y: Yeah.
Nishi: You should have just made something up.
Nishi: I bet Victor hasn't thought much about it, either.
Y: Victor's a genius, so he can get away with that.
Y: I could see a story in the program, too.
Y: A playboy comes to a certain town
Y: and bewitches the women left and right.
Y: He decides to pursue the most beautiful woman in town,
Y: but she isn't swayed.
Y: Then, as they play the game of love,
Y: she finds it difficult to make the right choices
Y: and ends up falling for him.
Y: Then he casts her aside, as though he's tired of her,
Y: and goes off to the next town.
Nishi: "Wow! So hot! Take me!"
Nishi: That doesn't really sound like you, Yuri.
Y: Right?
Y: I bet people will say they'd prefer to see Victor skate the program.
Nishi: But you looked pretty sexy in the video when you copied his program.
Y: Well, I can't copy him.
Y: I'll never surpass him by doing that.
Nishi: Wait, you seriously think you can be better than him someday?
Y: Huh?
Y: Oh, um, no, not at all!
Nishi: I mean, how can someone as inexperienced in dating as you
Nishi: b*at the hottest bachelor in the world?
SFX,Sign: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
V: Stop, stop!
V: Hmm, something isn't right here.
Yuri: I'm doing it like you showed me, aren't I?
V: The way you currently are,
V: your greed is too obvious.
V: There's no sense of agape, unconditional love, in your performance.
V: It's good to have confidence,
V: but this program isn't where you should show it off.
Yuri: Huh?
Yuri: You're the one who's skated with complete confidence this whole time!
Yuri: Well, what's agape to you, then, Victor?!
V: It's a feeling, of course,
V: so I could never explain it in words.
V: Do you bother thinking about that when you skate?
V: You're funny, Yurio.
V: Well, maybe we need a temple.
Yuri: A temple?
Yuri: Ow!
Y: Damn it.
Y: I'm an adult male of twenty-three.
Y: I could totally show mature sexiness if I wanted to.
V: Hey, hey!
V: Take a photo of me in the bath so I can post it online.
Y: Sorry, but we don't let people take photos in the bath.
V: Really?
Y: It's no good...
Y: From a physical standpoint, I'm not even close to eros.
Y: Eros, eros...
Y: It's what causes you to lose the ability to make normal decisions.
Y: For me, what causes me to lose that ability is...
Y: I get it now!
Y: Pork cutlet bowls!
Y: That's what eros is to me!
Title,Sign : Silence...
Y: Oh, sorry.
Y: It's not...
V: Okay, let's go with that.
V: It's nice and unique.
Yuri: Seriously?
Y: Man, I'm so embarrassed!
Y: They totally think my ideas are way too immature!
V: Yuri!
V: Try to imagine entangling more of the egg.
V: Think of the pork cutlet bowl!
Y: Got it!
V: Next, Yurio!
V: Maybe the temple.
Yuri: Just tell me if I'm not up to par!
V: Your free leg's sloppy!
Yuri: Keep it up!
Nishi: Put your back into it!
Y: All right...
V: Hmm...
V: Well, maybe a waterfall would help.
Yuri: A waterfall?!
Yuri: I'm gonna k*ll him.
Y: Why me, too?
Yuri: Who cares?
Yuri: Damn it.
Yuri: Who cares about agape?
Yuri: Forget all of them.
Gramps: Yuratchka...
Gramps: You were the best of the bunch.
Yuri: Grandpa, can you come to practice again tomorrow?
Yuri: I can skate even better!
Yuri: I'm fine, even if Mom's not there!
Y: Yurio?
Y: Hey, Yurio!
Y: Are you okay?
Y: Let's call it a day.
Yuri: Oh... Okay.
Y: What's going on?
Y: Why did he suddenly look so vulnerable?
Yuri: Ugh... Where's Victor, anyway?
Y: He went to eat at Nagahama Ramen, I guess.
Yuri: What?
Yuri: We're going there, too!
Y: Huh?
Ramen,Sign : Nagahama Ramen
V: Vkusno!
Sign : Hasetsu Exhibition "Hot Springs On Ice" in Day
Y: Victor still isn't here, huh?
Yuri: They said he was drinking until dawn.
Yuri: Dumbass.
Y: Oh, Yurio...
Yuri: Huh?
Yuri: What?
Y: Please teach me how to land a quad Salchow.
Y: Please!
Yuri: You suck!
Yuri: Hey, Pork Cutlet Bowl. Watch me do it one more time.
V: Sorry I'm late!
V: Huh?
V: What were you practicing just now?
Y: I'm gonna check my choreography.
Yuri: Agape...
Yuri: Unconditional love.
Yuri: To me, that means Grandpa.
V: Looks like Yurio found his agape.
V: Maybe he's ready for the next stage.
Y: Huh? Next stage?
Y: Does that mean I have a next stage, once I perform the eros of the pork cutlet bowl?
Y: I still can't find it, though.
Y: I still lack what would serve as the backbone this program needs.
Yutopia: ,Hasetsu Hot Springs Yu-topia Katsuki
Minako: So, what will you do for a costume tomorrow?
Y: Oh! I totally forgot!
Yuri: I didn't bring anything, either.
V: That's taken care of!
V: I had them send all the costumes I've ever worn in competition from Russia!
Y: Wow!
Yuri: There are lots of stupid-looking ones.
Y: Hey, you wore this one at the Grand Prix Final last year!
Yuri: Hey! Don't pick anything flashier than mine!
Y: This is from the Junior World Championship!
V: Oh, yeah.
V: I had long hair at the time,
V: so my costume suggested both male and female genders at once.
Y: Oh, that's right...
Y: I choose this one!
Minako: Oh, come on! Who is it?
Minako: Huh?
Minako: You want to practice in my studio this late at night?
Y: Minako-sensei, I need you to teach me something.
Moro: We're here at Ice Castle Hasetsu, venue of the Hasetsu Exhibition: Hot Springs on Ice.
Moro: Right off the bat,
TV: ,Hasetsu Exhibition: Hot Springs on Ice
Moro: we have skaters Katsuki Yuri and Yuri Plisetsky.
Moro: Both your new short programs were choreographed by Victor Nikiforov.
Moro: You'll be presenting them today in competition.
Moro: Tell us how you feel going into the event!
Y: Um, it'd be great if you'd try the hot springs afterward.
Sign : Hasetsu Exhibition: Hot Springs on Ice
Moro: Hey! We're not asking you to promote tourism!
Moro: Promote yourself!
Yuri: We don't need two Yuris. I'll crush him.
Moro: Yes, that's it! Thanks for giving us what we wanted to hear!
Moro: Spasibo, spasibo.
Moro: Last but not least, let's hear from Victor Nikiforov,
Moro: who's switched to coaching out of the blue!
Phone,Sign : Hasetsu Tourism Ambassador
V: Hi!
V: Hasetsu is a great place. Come and visit at least once!
Y: What are you doing, Victor?
V: Huh?
Yuri: Stop that! It makes today's face-off look cheap!
Yuri: You'd better be ready to evaluate our battle!
Y: You'll grant the wish of whichever one of us wins, right?
V: Oh...
V: Of course!
Yuri: You forgot, didn't you?
TV: Thank you for coming to the Hasetsu Exhibition: Hot Springs on Ice,
Minako: Wow, this is amazing.
Minako: How many years has it been since so many people were in this rink?
TV: presented by Victor Nikiforov.
Yuko: Yurio-kun!
Yuko: It's almost time.
Yuri: Okay.
Yuko: It's the see-through costume of legend from Victor's junior days!
Yuko: I never thought I'd see it in person! It's so beautiful...
Yuri: You're gushing all kinds of fluids again.
Yuko: You look really good in it! Good luck!
Yuri: O-Okay.
Yuko: Oh, you have to go.
Yuko: Come on, get a move on!
Moro: Now, a champion with wins in the Junior Grand Prix Final and Junior World Championship.
Moro: Hoping for a
Moro: brilliant senior division debut, with programs choreographed by Victor Nikiforov,
Moro: Yuri Plisetsky!
: Davai!
Audience: Yuri, davai!
Audience: Davai!
Audience: Yuri, davai!
Moro: He will be skating to "On Love: Agape."
Moro: His first jump is a triple axel.
Moro: Excellent.
Yuri: Everyone's drawn into Yurio's agape performance.
Yuri: I can tell it's completely different from what I saw in practice.
Yuri: That's when Yurio's performance changed.
Yuri: No one can look away from this beautiful, ever-evolving monster!
Moro: We're approaching the quadruples he was prohibited from performing in competition.
Moro: Not to mention they're in the second half of his program.
Moro: A quadruple Salchow, followed by a triple toe loop!
Moro: He unveiled the quad with a flourish!
Moro: Here comes his final jump, a quadruple toe loop!
Moro: He nailed it!
Moro: What an astonishing fifteen-year-old!
Moro: He nailed all of his jumps!
Yuri: Sorry, Grandpa.
Yuri: I'm too busy trying to skate the program
Yuri: to really think about agape at all!
Moro: The last element is his signature move, the combination spin.
Yuri: Damn it...
Yuri: Just end already!
Moro: Amazing! A masterful performance!
Moro: There's a lot to look forward to this coming season!
Yuri: I'm better than this!
V: Yurio!
V: That was the best performance I've seen from you so far!
V: Go on, greet the audience!
Moro: Yuri Plisetsky, who's enthralled the audience!
Y: That was amazing.
Y: He'll definitely rank among the top senior division skaters.
Y: Right...
Y: If I lose, Victor will go back to Russia.
Y: I don't want that.
Y: I have to win.
Y: I want to win.
Y: I want to win!
V: Yuri.
V: It's your turn.
Y: U-Um, I'm...
Y: I'm going to become a super tasty pork cutlet bowl,
Y: so please watch me!
Y: Promise!
V: Of course.
V: I love pork cutlet bowls.
Moro: We're pleased to introduce a skater who represents Japan,
Moro: a late bloomer who's become a rising star,
Moro: Katsuki Yuri!
Audience: Good luck, Yuri-kun!
Moro: He will skate to "On Love: Eros."
Audience: Yuri!
Audience: Good luck, Katsuki-kun!
Moro: He's been having difficulty expressing "eros,"
Moro: but he said he'll think of how he'd love to eat his favorite dish,
Moro: the pork cutlet bowl.
Minako: I pulled an all-nighter to help him practice,
Minako: and he's no ordinary pork cutlet bowl.
Y: Who am I dancing for?
Y: I know who.
Moro: What a seductive step sequence!
Moro: It's hard to believe he's imagining a pork cutlet bowl!
Minako: Good!
Minako: You're known for your step sequences and spins.
Y: I want you to teach me how to move in feminine ways.
Minako: Huh?
Y: Trying to be the playboy isn't me.
Y: I want to be the most beautiful woman in town, who seduces the playboy!
Y: I won't drastically change any moves,
Y: but I think this is a lot closer to how I feel.
Minako: At first, I wasn't sure what he was being all serious about,
Minako: but his performance has integrated his emotions.
Minako: It's changed.
Moro: Now, we have a spread eagle into a triple axel.
Nishi: Man, this program is tough.
Nishi: Scheduling all the jumps in the second half just because he has stamina
Nishi: is pretty spartan.
Moro: Oops! He stepped out of his quadruple Salchow!
Moro: He managed to stay on his feet by putting his hand down.
Yuri: About what you'd expect.
Y: Don't panic!
Y: A mistake like this isn't enough to make me lose my charms.
Y: I'm better than any other woman out there.
Y: You ask why?
Moro: A quadruple toe loop, followed by a triple toe loop!
Moro: He nailed it!
Nishi: A quad-triple combination at the very end? Is he insane?
Nishi: He nailed it, too.
Audience: Welcome back, Yuri!
Audience: Welcome back!
Nishi: Guys, it's not "welcome back."
Nishi: That was a Yuri you've never seen before.
Nishi: No one could look away.
Nishi: I'm looking forward to this season now.
V: Yuri!
V: That was the tastiest pork cutlet bowl I've ever seen!
V: Wonderful!
Y: Th-Thank you.
V: But can I say something?
Y: S-Sure.
V: What was with your triple axel out of the spread eagle?
V: That was the worst attempt so far.
V: I know you had Yurio teach you the quad Salchow in secret, but what was that?
V: Huh? Yuri?
Yuko: Yurio-kun, hang on.
Yuko: You're going back without even hearing the results?
Yuri: I already know the results.
Yuri: That performance...
Yuri: I'm going to keep going under Yakov.
Yuri: Later.
Yuri: Dasvidaniya.
Yuko: I see.
Yuri: Don't get me wrong!
Yuri: I'm the one who'll win at the Grand Prix Final!
Yuri: Tell him that!
Moro: Katsuki Yuri has won the Hot Springs on Ice event.
Moro: A word, please.
Y: O-Oh, um...
Y: I'm going to try and win the next Grand Prix Final with Victor!
Y: Thank you for your continued support!
Y: The battle for my very last figure skating season has begun.
Sign : To Be Continued!!!
Y: Who'd even be happy to see me naked on ice?
V: At the very least, I would be.
Y: Huh?
V: Fourth Skate:
V: Like Yourself...
Title,Sign: Fourth Skate Like Yourself... And Complete the Free Program!!
V: And Complete the Free Program!!
01x03 - I Am Eros, and Eros is Me?! Face-Off! Hot Springs on Ice
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After a crushing defeat in the Grand Prix Final and other competition losses, 23-year-old Japanese figure skater Yuri Katsuki develops mixed feelings about skating and puts his career on hold; he returns to his hometown of Hasetsu in Kyushu after 5 years abroad.
After a crushing defeat in the Grand Prix Final and other competition losses, 23-year-old Japanese figure skater Yuri Katsuki develops mixed feelings about skating and puts his career on hold; he returns to his hometown of Hasetsu in Kyushu after 5 years abroad.