01x04 - Grown-Up Time

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It's been a while, sir.

Yes, it's payday at last.

RICE BALLS ARE ON SALE

Japanese snacks are of superb quality.

They are totally worth the effort
of disguising myself.

Stop it.

Come with us.

I need to report for duty at school.

So, you're a teacher.

We're dumb, please tutor us.

Let's have a crash course
on picking up woman with cars.

Firstly, the car must be
beautifully decorated.

-The car's wrapped in ribbons!
-That's all for today's lesson.

Are you all right?

Thank you.

You're so nice.

I would never forget today.

By the way,

do you know how to get
to Kunugigaoka Junior High?

EPISODE 4

Allow me to introduce

your new English teacher.

I'm Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you all!

What a beauty!

What magnificent breasts!

By the way,

-why is she all over him?
-I can't believe you're a teacher here.

-She really annoys me.
-This is a wig.

I don't mind.

Our school hopes that
you'll be exposed to foreign languages.

Are you okay with her taking over
half of your English classes?

Well, I have no comment.

She seems like a great teacher.

Also, she really likes Mr. Koro.

That's right.

But, this might serve
as a clue for his assassination.

As an octopus-like creature,

Mr. Koro must be bewildered
when a female human is obsessed with him.

His face changes into so many colors.

What would his look when he's bewildered?

He's obviously smitten.

That expression isn't unique at all.

He's actually interested in female humans.

MR. KORO'S WEAKNESS, NUMBER 5, BREASTS

The more I look at you,
the more charming you look.

Your two beady eyes are just like pills.

And your floppy limbs...

-You've captured my heart!
-How embarrassing!

Mr. Koro, don't fall for it!

No woman will find
those things attractive.

We're not that naive.

There's a high chance that
a teacher joining this class

at this time

isn't a normal teacher.

-Pass it!
-Here!

-k*ll!
-Here!

I've prepared different ways
to approach him.

I can't believe he'll fall for seduction.

Irina Jelavic.

She's an assassin.

Aside from her beauty,
she speaks ten languages fluently.

She can seduce targets
from anywhere in the world.

Even those who are really careful
were assassinated by her from close range.

She's an assassin specialized
in infiltration and seduction.

However, the school
can't just hire an assassin.

So, please proceed
with your work as a teacher.

I'm a professional.

I'll complete my task before that.

Hey! Pass!

Hey! k*ll!

-Hey! Pass!
-Hey! k*ll!

-Hey!
-Mr. Koro!

Mr. Koro!

I heard from Mr. Karasuma
that you're very fast.

What? Actually, I'm not that fast.

I have a favor.

I'd love to try
some authentic Vietnamese coffee.

Could you bring one for me
during English class?

That would be a piece of cake.

I happen to know a great cafe in Vietnam.

Excuse me, Ms. Irina?

The class is starting.

-Shall we go back to class?
-Class?

Just study on your own.

Also, don't call me by my first name.

I won't be acting like a teacher
unless the octopus is around.

Please call me Ms. Jelavic.

What are you up to, Ms. Bitch?

Watch your mouth!

Aren't you an assassin?

The entire class
couldn't even take down that creature.

Do you think you can k*ll him by yourself?

Let me tell you something, you brat.

Adults have their way of doing things.

You're Nagisa Shiota, aren't you?

Come to the staff room later.

I'd like to see what you have on him.

The rest as well.

Whoever has information, please come.

I'll reward you.

For the girls, you can have one of my men.

A professional assassin requires skills
and connections to live up to the name.

You brats just stay out
of the way and watch.

Right, there's one more thing.

If you get in the way of my assassination,

I will k*ll you.

What an amazing kisser.

She has strong companions supporting her.

The way she delivered the thr*at...

We acknowledged
that she's a professional assassin.

I believe the whole class
knew something else too.

This particular teacher

is despicable.

STUDY HALL

This is my first time assassinating
an unidentified life-form,

but I'm fully prepared.

The boy shared his information with me.

Someone managed to destroy
one of his tentacles.

But he wasn't affected at all.

I'm afraid you'll have to destroy
all of his tentacles at once.

He can easily escape
before the finishing blow.

Other than that,

if you want to sneak up on him,
you shouldn't smoke.

Mr. Koro doesn't have a nose,
but he has a keen sense of smell.

This kind of small matter
won't affect my plan.

I'm Irina Jelavic after all.

A professional assassin who never fails
to k*ll regardless of the circumstances.

Ms. Bitch, please teach us.

-That's right, Ms. Bitch.
-Aren't you a teacher, Ms. Bitch?

Stop calling me Ms. Bitch!

You're pronouncing it wrong!

The Japanese can't differentiate
between "B" and "V"!

Let me teach you how to pronounce "V."

Firstly, lightly bite your lower lip.

Do it now!

That's right.

Stay like that for an hour
and give me some peace.

What kind of class is this?

OLD CAMPUS

You brought in a three-man team.

I wasn't briefed on this plan.

They are all pros and tight-lipped.

They are so in love with me
that they are willing to help me for free.

Everything's set up.

I'll make my move tonight.

Ms. Jelavic.

This is the Indian chai tea you requested.

Thank you, Mr. Koro.

I'm about to have my afternoon tea.

Mr. Koro, I have something to tell you.

Could you come to the equipment shed
during the fifth period?

Do you have something to tell me?
Absolutely, I'll be there!

Fifth period, right? My goodness.

This is chai tea.

Seriously?

The two of them are heading
towards the equipment shed.

-Man, that's disappointing.
-To reach India, it takes...

I can't believe he's charmed by someone
who clearly has ulterior motives.

Mr. Karasuma.

All of us can't seem to like her.

Sorry about that.

The government employed her.

But she finished preparing within a day.

She's a first-rate assassin indeed.

Ms. Jelavic,
what did you want to talk about?

The key to assassination by infiltration
is to be flexible towards the target.

He's an unidentified life-form.

The best way is to k*ll him
before he suspects anything.

Mr. Koro, I always seem to fall
for the unique ones.

It was love at first sight when I saw you.

No, I...

Do you think I'm weird?

I need to be forceful
so that he'll only pay attention to me

and not to what's really going on.

I spent the whole night
setting up this place.

This is your hunting ground, my target.

You're naughty, Mr. Koro.

We can't do it here.

What a dumb guy.

Goodbye.

I'll take off everything.
Give me a minute.

-Everything...
-Hang in there.

Everything will be over in a minute.

Everything...

Real g*ns and a*mo.

An M61 autocannon,

an M134 minigun

and an M249 machine g*n.

All of them are sh**ting at once
with formidable firepower and speed.

We don't need those weird pellets.

Nobody could survive this rain of b*ll*ts.

f*ring sequence will complete
in three seconds.

Two, one, zero.

Ms. Jelavic, what a pity.

Lead b*ll*ts are useless against me.

They simply melt inside my body.

Take a good look at my face.

You have four eyes!

No, two of them are my nostrils.

Nobody could possibly tell!

There wasn't any metallic smell

and adult men's odor yesterday.

They were so out of place
that I had to open my nostrils.

He doesn't have a nose,
but he has a keen sense of smell.

I could easily uncover the assassins
by pretending to fall into your trap.

In other words,

your method of assassination
is too predictable.

My students' attempts
are far more flexible and intimidating.

Also, did you know?

My retaliation is

to groom the assassin.

Stop it!

What's wrong?

After the g*nshots,
I heard a scream and slithery sounds.

No!

Stop!

-The slithery sound is extremely loud.
-Let's take a look.

-Mr. Koro.
-Where are the big breasts?

I wish I could play longer.

But, it's more fun to teach.

What happened inside?

Ms. Bitch is wearing a retro PE outfit.

I can't believe
he did all that in just a minute.

He massaged my stiff shoulders and back

and gave me a lymphatic facial massage
with essential oils.

He even helped me change my clothes.

After that,

he did all those slithery things
with his tentacles.

What thing?

What did you do, Mr. Koro?

Well, adults have their way
of taking care of things.

That's the face of an evil adult!

Come, let's get back to class.

Okay!

I won't forgive you.

This is the first time I suffered
such an unsightly defeat.

As a professional assassin,
I'll repay him for this disgrace!

STUDY HALL

That octopus!

Don't think that I don't have
any more tricks up my sleeves!

I'll need new supplies.

Why can't I connect to the Wi-Fi?
What a shitty school!

Ms. Bitch, you're trying so hard.

Suffering such defeat
must've hurt your pride.

Ms. Jelavic!

What's wrong?

If you're not willing to teach us,
could we have Mr. Koro?

We're taking the entrance exam this year.

Do you want to be taught
by that vicious creature?

Do you think your exam matters
when the world is at stake here?

It must feel good to be carefree brats!

By the way, I heard Class E

are the failures of this school.

It's pointless for you all
to study, isn't it?

I know, how about this?

If I manage to k*ll him,
I'll give you five million yen each.

Isn't it better than studying?

So, shut your mouth and listen to me.

Get out!

-Get out, you bitch!
-We want Mr. Koro!

What's with your attitude?
I'll k*ll all of you.

Try if you dare!

That's right! We don't need big breasts!

Is that the main point?

STAFF ROOM

What's wrong with all those brats?

How can they not be grateful

for being in the same room
with a great woman like me?

There isn't much to be grateful about.
That's why there's a class riot.

Apologize sincerely to them

if you wish to continue your mission.

Why should I?

I was never a teacher.

Let me concentrate fully
on my assassination task!

You're hopeless.

Come with me.

Erromango, one of the islands of
New Hebrides in the Republic of Vanuatu.

-This island has another name.
-What's the guy doing?

-What's the name?
-He's writing test questions.

-The answer is Nelocompne.
-He does it every Wednesday,

during the sixth period.

It looks like he's taking his sweet time.

With Mach 20,
wouldn't he finish it in a jiffy?

It's because every student
has different questions.

He takes into account
each student's weak and strong subjects.

Then, he writes out different questions
for each of them.

Ryunosuke is quite good
with spatial figures.

I'll give him a trick question
with a higher difficulty.

He's a dangerous creature
with superhuman intelligence

who wants to destroy the Earth.

When it comes to being a teacher,

he's perfect at it.

Take this!

Now, look at the students.

They are just playing around.

It's a training to strike
a moving target with precision.

It's called assassination badminton
and I taught them that.

-What?
-Three points.

The target is a teacher.

The assassins are students.

This unusual classroom exists
because of that creature.

Everyone has two roles to play.

You claimed to be a professional assassin.

If you can't even be both an assassin
and a teacher at the same time,

then you must be
the most incompetent professional here.

-Are you all right?
-Goodness!

If you want to stay here
and k*ll that guy,

stop discriminating the students.

No, seriously.

Come on.

When I assassinated a VIP in America,

the first thing I did
was seduce his bodyguard.

At that time, he said that to me.

It means

you're good at sex.

Why would you teach junior high students
a sentence like that?

They often say the easiest way
to learn a foreign language

is by finding a local lover.

You want to know what they are thinking.

So, you tried your best
to learn their language.

When it's necessary,

I'll use this method
to learn a new language.

I'll teach you all

how to seduce foreigners during my class.

The basics of engaging
in conversations as well,

straight from a professional assassin
like me.

Master this technique and it'll be useful
when meeting foreigners.

-A foreigner.
-A foreigner.

Let that octopus teach you
what you need to know for the exam.

I can only teach you
some practical conversational skills.

If you still can't think of me
as a teacher,

I'll give up my mission and leave.

You're okay with that, right?

Also, I'm sorry about everything else.

What are you afraid of?

You were threatening to k*ll us just now.

She's totally like a teacher now.

We can't call you Ms. Bitch anymore.

Everyone...

You understand!

Actually, it's quite rude
to call a teacher that.

We need another name.

How about Ms. Bitch?

Well, is it possible to let go
of the word "bitch"?

Why don't you call me by my first name?

But, we're so used to calling you that.

Compared to Ms. Jelavic,
Ms. Bitch suits you better.

We are in your care, Ms. Bitch.

Let's begin class, Ms. Bitch.

I hate you all so much!

She's fitting in with the others.

Looks like it.

Don't underestimate me, you brats!

Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.

It's better for the students
to converse with an actual foreigner.

Who's more fitting compared to
a globe-trotting assassin?

He saw right through it.

Okay, after all the mental work...

He refuses to reveal the reason
he chose to teach Class E.

But, the more we make it
the perfect place for an assassination,

the more he makes it
the perfect place to study.

I'm not cute!

He had us wrapped around his tentacles.

We're at his mercy.

I'll see which one's tastier tonight.