01x05 - Assembly Time

[bunniefuu]

Sorry to trouble you guys.

I doubt Mr. Koro would be able
to carry them all on his own,

despite having so many arms.

Thanks to you, I can save my time.

Both of you are indeed very reliable
as our class monitors.

If you choose to use supersonic speed
to carry these items,

I'm sure you'll be done in no time.

Even so, it will still make me happier
to have companions along the way.

-Mr. Koro.
-Yes?

Are you used to Class 3-E?

I'm surprised you'd ask that.

I am very delighted
to be your homeroom teacher.

That's really weird.

Weird?

Of course, it's weird.

We have a strange organism
as our homeroom teacher.

Well, I guess it's just a matter
of getting used to it.

Since you are very serious in teaching,
I'll let it pass.

That's true.

Though he's our assassination target.

This is a very important point
that all of you must not forget.

He actually managed to dodge three knives
while preparing for the class.

Hiroto, are you okay?

Such simple assassination techniques
are not going to work.

Let's begin our lesson then.

EPISODE 5

It's bright red.

All right.

This concludes our experiment
to extract artificial coloring

from snacks.

As for the remaining snacks,
I will keep them for you.

But we bought them
using our own allowance!

He just uses this as an excuse

to take snacks since payday
is only tomorrow.

Why would a super organism
who wishes to destroy Earth

depend on a salary to live?

That...

Mr. Koro.

What is it, Manami?

I just want to say

this is poison.

Please drink it.

That's really straightforward.

Can't you?

Manami.

This is a very honest way
of assassination.

This is because

I'm not as unique as the rest.

However, I am good at chemistry.

So, I sincerely created a poison.

Sincerely?

Manami.

No one is that dumb to drink it
after hearing what you said.

This is really touching.

Thank you for the drink then.

Seriously?

This is...

Is it working?

Are you kidding?

A horn grew from his head.

Isn't this the taste of sodium hydroxide?

Though this is poisonous to humans,
it's useless towards me.

Really?

There are two more tubes, am I right?

-Yes.
-I'll drink them too.

This time, he grew wings!

His face is becoming fancier.

Is this thallium acetate?

I'm drinking the last tube now.

-What will happen this time?
-How will the last one change him?

His face became serious.

His changes are too unpredictable.

-Is this aqua regia?
-His serious look is so plain.

-They can only change my expressions.
-He's just like an emoji.

You can hate me,
but you must not hate assassination.

What's up with that?

Also, Manami.

To create a poison on your own
is dangerous and I can't allow that.

Yes, I am sorry.

If you have time after class,

you may conduct a research with me
to create a poison that can k*ll me.

Yes!

Creating a poison with your own target.

Maybe I'll ask her
about the details later.

It's coming!

-Watch my att*ck!
-Here it comes!

-Nice work!
-One point!

Hey, Tadaomi.

It's so hot in here.

Hey, Tadaomi.

If it's hot, then don't come near me.

I'm not an assassination target,
so stop fooling with me.

What a boring guy.

If you wish to stay as a teacher,
please take note of your attitude.

It's so humid in here, it's nauseating.

Why aren't there any air conditioners
in this campus?

I made a request to renovate
the campus' facilities,

but it was rejected.

What?

Great, nice strike!

It's just how this place is.

Next, add ethanol into the mixture.

-Be careful not to inhale the fumes.
-Yes.

You are really good at science.

But I am bad at other subjects.

That's why I was kicked into Class E.

Particularly in language.

Be it the way to use words
or the way to express complex feelings,

I can never understand
how to get them right.

But I'm fine with it.

Because equations and formulas
always yield the right answers.

As such, they are free
from confusing word games

or complicated emotions.

And that makes me feel glad.

That's true.

In that case,

I have an assignment for you.

You have to be careful when handling it.

So, did Mr. Koro want you
to take this poison to him?

Yes.

He said that based on theory,
this is the most effective for him.

He'd even sketch the proper way
to store this poison.

Mr. Koro is really a diligent teacher.

It's a poison to k*ll himself.

What exactly is he thinking?

I believe he just wants to encourage me.

He said it's okay to be weak in language
as long as I'm developing my strength.

-All right. Return to your seats.
-He's here. Hurry and bring it to him.

Mr. Koro, this is for you.

Good job, Manami.

I'll drink it right now.

Thanks, Manami.

Thanks for your poison.

It seems like I can finally advance
to a new level.

What do you mean by that?

SIGH

He melted?

That poison I've asked you to make

is actually a medicine to activate
and increase the mobility of my cells.

Once I become a liquid, I'll be able
to squeeze through any gaps.

Where do you wish to squeeze through?

Also, I can retain my original speed.

Come on. Try it out, everyone!

Manami, that poison...

Mr. Koro, did you trick me?

Manami, an assassin will require

good communication skills
to trick one with words.

Communication skills?

No matter how powerful your poison is,

if you were to give it
to your opponent directly,

you'd end up being used
by your own target.

Nagisa, if you were to give me the poison,
how would you do it?

I'll mix the poison
into your favorite fruit juice.

-For you.
-Love you.

I'll tell you that it's a special
blended juice before handing it to you.

Exactly.

If you want to trick a person,
you'll need to first understand him.

You'll need to know what words to use.

In order to successfully poison
your enemy,

you'll need good communication skills.

Your talent in science will definitely
help everyone in the future.

In order to explain to as many people
as possible about your creations,

you have to communicate better
when giving poisons to others.

Okay!

Indeed, everyone still needs to improve
before the real assassination.

In the eyes of Mr. Koro,

even the most dangerous student
can look like a normal student to him.

It seems like for now,

there won't be any student
that can thr*aten Mr. Koro's life.

Hurry.

If we're late, I have no idea what kind
of punishment is waiting for us.

Previously, he made us sweep
the main campus' flowerbed.

That was really tiring.

That's because the flowerbed is huge.

You were just lazing around
most of the time.

Was I?

Damn!

Why do we need to put up with all this!

-Flash news!
-Tell us, Kunudon!

Hello, everybody. I am Kunudon.

Kunudon!

In order not to let Class E students
affect other students in their studies,

they were sent to a special
school building far from the main campus.

That's cool!

Usually, 3-E students are banned
from stepping foot into the main campus.

The only exception
is during the school assembly.

That is when they'll come down
from the mountain

during their lunch break, of course!

-The bridge collapsed!
-Who said this is a shortcut?

Taiga!

To maintain order,
the students of Class 3-E

will need to assemble at the gym
before other students.

Good luck!

Snakes!

Taiga!

Run faster, you bunch of garbage!

-I expect you to say, "Yes, sir!"
-Yes, sir!

Yes!

Falling boulders!

Taiga!

Who was the one who messed with the hive?

Taiga!

Poor guy, he's been through a lot.

Is he all right?

I've had enough.

Please stop chasing me, bees.

But it seems like Taiga
had blocked off most of the att*cks.

Are you guys okay?

Mr. Karasuma.

There is no rush.

All of you should be in time
with this speed.

Wait up!

-I'm telling all of you.
-Ms. Bitch.

No one tells me about traveling
during lunch break.

You're really hopeless, Ms. Bitch.

I'm running with heels.
That's why I'm tired!

Mr. Karasuma, where's Mr. Koro?

Since he's not able to appear
in front of other students,

I've asked him to wait in the old campus.

I'm the only one left behind.
I'm a lonely teacher.

All right. We're not far
from the main campus.

-Let's go.
-Okay!

END POINT

This is terrible.

-We're finally here.
-I guess we're in time.

Everyone, please assemble.

Okay.

Nagisa.

It's been hard on you.

Isn't it tough for you to specially
make a trip down the mountain?

For every monthly school assembly,

Class E is always being mocked at,

yet all we can do is to endure.

To put it in simple words,

all of you are elites
chosen by the country.

This is what I can guarantee
as a principal.

However, we shouldn't be careless

or we will be like some useless people.

Hey, you're laughing too loudly.

Nagisa.

Where is Karma?

He skipped.

Is he all by himself?

He said even if he got punished for it,
he won't care anymore.

His result may be good,
but his character is bad.

I really envy him right now.

I have to agree with that.

This method is really useful, sir.

Besides the students from Class 3-E,

the ratio of our students
entering top universities is very high.

This is preparation
for the real adult society.

Now is the chance to instill a strong will
in them to help them succeed.

But it's sad to say,

humans only feel motivated
with the presence of failures

whom they can mock.

I see.

I only take logical actions.

Whether in managing school
or assassinating,

as long as they're logical,
it's fine by me.

It's time for the students' speeches.

Students, please be prepared.

-Who is that teacher?
-Hi, I am Mr. Karasuma from Class E.

-He's so strapping and handsome!
-I'm rarely here.

So I would like to introduce myself now.

-Sure.
-Look!

Look at this!

Mr. Karasuma.

We decorated our Kn*fe sheaths.

Aren't they cute?

It's cute, but please don't show it here!

To other classes,
assassination is a secret.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Who is that? Is he a teacher from Class E?

They seem really close.

I kind of envy them.

Our teachers and classmates are all ugly.

Who is that sexy lady?

Ms. Bitch.

I thought she was too exhausted
to move just now.

Hold up, everyone!

She really enjoys the attention.

Is she a teacher from Class E too?

She's beautiful!

Why are you here?

What kind of question is that?

I'm their teacher as well.

So, you are aware of that.

I'm curious
about how other students look like.

They seem average.

Right.

Nagisa.

Since that octopus isn't here,

I heard you wrote down
his weaknesses in your diary.

Hurry up and show me your diary.

No, I've already told you
all his weaknesses.

I believe you did rush
through the important parts, didn't you?

-No, I've already...
-All right, just give it to me

or I'll suffocate you to death.

This is awful. Stop it, Ms. Bitch.

I'm jealous.

So, she is Ms. Bitch.

What are they doing?

-Who knew a dumping ground
-It hurts!

-like Class E had such great treatment?
-It hurts!

Okay!

We have just passed the details
about the student council events.

What?

Why don't we have it?

Excuse me!

Class E didn't receive any material.

You didn't?

That's weird.

I'm sorry. It seems like I've forgotten
to print copies for Class E.

Sorry, but could you guys
write down the details by yourself?

I guess it's a chance to sharpen
memory skills for the students of Class E.

What is this? That is just awful.

Yuma.

-You...
-This should be fine, I suppose.

Everyone has a handwritten copy now.

Yes.

We've received our materials,
so please continue.

What? How?

Who k*lled the joke?

Never mind!

I'll continue with my report!

Let me explain the schedule
for student council events.

Our student council...

Didn't I tell you not to appear
in front of the whole school?

Your presence is a state secret.

What's the issue?

My disguise is perfect. No one will know.

Mr. Koro seems lonely.

I'm speechless.

Isn't it weird? I don't remember
seeing that teacher earlier.

He is huge and his joints are wriggly.

The other teacher is attacking him.

Is she trying to s*ab him with a Kn*fe?

It's painful! That hurts!

The female teacher was escorted out.

This is ridiculous.

That's Ms. Bitch for you!

I'll leave first, Nagisa!

Okay. I'll catch up once I get my juice.

Hey, Nagisa.

Let me ask you.

Aren't you guys getting
a little carried away?

Laughing loudly at the assembly
and having fun.

You guys better not affect everyone else.

Class E students should just shut up
and keep their heads down.

After all, your life is already over.

What kind of unpleased look is that?

This school is seriously...

Students who want to assassinate me

will never stoop down to the level
of people like that.

Speak out, Class E or I'll k*ll you!

k*ll me?

k*ll.

k*ll someone?

You guys have no idea what it means

to k*ll at all.

What was that?

A murderous look?

See, that's how special my students are.

Class E.

They are students of the dumping ground.

He actually made
a normal student back off.

This matter is not logical at all
in my school.

It seems like there is a need
for improvement.

To me,

this is more important than assassination.