02x02 - Kaede Time

[bunniefuu]

I know it's the holiday break

but we've called for this meeting because

there's an oversupply of eggs nationwide,
and many of them

are being discarded in bulk.

I heard that on the news!

-What a waste.
-Right?

So I've come up with a plan to salvage

those eggs and assassinate Koro sensei
at the same time.

k*ll him with eggs?

So we cook for him

and throw these in there, right?
He'll see right through that.

I have a better idea.

Thanks to Karasuma sensei,
everything is ready.

It's ready in the schoolyard.

Let's go to the schoolyard!

These kids

come up with the craziest ideas.

We're using this with the eggs?

-Are we...
-Yes,

we're going to make a giant flan!

We will call it

"Operation Flan b*mb."

SECOND PERIOD

‪KAEDE'S TIME
‪BY SUGINO TOMOHITO

Operation Flan b*mb?

Koro sensei does have a sweet tooth.

Exactly! And I've already obtained

a valuable testimony.

Delicious!

Flan is so addicting, isn't it?

Yes, it is!

I wish I could dive into
a giant flan that's bigger than me.

But I can't afford that...

Let's make that dream come true!

Plus I want to eat some too!

We'll set up the b*mb

and the Anti-Sensei b*ll*ts
at the bottom of the flan,

and once he reaches it...

It's worth a try.

He does tend to lose himself
when it comes to sexy stuff or sweets!

And for her to break out
of the support role to take the lead

adds an element of surprise.

All right! Let's do this now
while Koro sensei

is not here!

The eggs have already been beaten

with the help of some equipment
at a mayonnaise factory.

But the rest of the cooking process

will be done by us with the cooperation
from the government.

First we'll mix the milk and sugar
into the beaten eggs,

then add vanilla extract.

But Kaede?

They tried making a giant flan
on TV before, but

it was too big and

it collapsed onto itself.
It was a disaster.

In order to prevent that,

we'll add agar in addition to the gelatin
to harden it.

The agar will make it more firm.

And since agar has a
higher melting point, it will

hold up to the heat.

So it shouldn't collapse in this weather.

Pour in the first batch!

Looks good!

After that, the next team
pours in their batch!

Using the agar to maintain the firmness

We'll add more cream in the upper layers
for lighter texture.

What is this?

It's fruit sauce and mousse
wrapped in edible wrappers.

Wouldn't you get tired of the same flavor?

We'll add this here and there

to add some variety to the taste.

Once the mold is filled,

we'll secure the lid and chill it.

This mold is equipped
with a chiller on the outside

and coolant is flowing through those pipes

running throughout the mold.

For a flan this big, we need to

chill it from the inside and out.

Wow!

Just how much does she know about flans?

She's studied up on the scientific
side of it as well as the taste.

Way to go Kayano.

You planned all of this just from
that one egg article?

Yup. I've always wanted
to make this anyway.

The Ministry of Defense pays for this,

so I seized the opportunity.

Once I set my mind on something,
I just keep going.

Kayano always provides us support
from behind the scenes,

so I always saw her in a supporting role.

I'd never thought that she'd get this
fired up in planning

an assassination, when it

involves what she likes.

After chilling it overnight,
we'll check its firmness

and remove the cooling pipes.

Then, we'll remove the bolts from the lid

and sh**t a gust of air
in between the mold and flan.

Then... unlock the external locks!

Once the mold is removed,

we brush on a mixture

of gelatin and agar to
smooth out the surface.

Then we pour the caramel sauce on top,

and caramelize that with a torch.

It's ready!

It looks so good!

It makes you forget
about the b*mb in there!

And now Kayano's Giant Assassination Flan
was ready!

Can I really eat all of this?

Yeah.

I just wanted to salvage the eggs.

It was Kayano's idea.

-Kayano!
-See you later then.

We have an English class so...

Don't let any of it go to waste.

Of course!

My dream has finally come true!

Kayano,

we'll watch from the hallway.

Yum, yum, yum!

He's going at it...

It's only a matter of time now.

We'd also set up a security camera

along with the b*mb.

We will detonate the b*mb

once he eats through the flan

and we see some light through the camera.

Flan.

expl*si*n.

Yum, yum, yum!

A variety in flavors would taste better.

I see, so I should make a small scale
model to test the stability?

It collapsed again!

Flan...

No!

I've worked so hard on that flan,
I can't destroy it!

Calm down, Kayano.

Don't get emotional over a flan!

You made it to blow him up, right?

I'm want to keep it in the schoolyard
as a monument forever!

It'll rot!

I'm taking a break.

I've detected something inside all the
deliciousness.

The b*mb...
and he's detached the detonator.

I went from caramel to flan to dirt,

then dug through the ground to remove it.

Did you set up the b*mb, Takebayashi?

Your calculations were perfect, but

I picked up the distinctive smell

of a plastic b*mb.

Next time, be more attentive
to the odor components.

Yes.

Now since you've all worked hard to make
this flan, we should eat it together!

I've set aside the clean parts.

-That was a fail.
-It was a good idea though.

However,

eating eggs that should've be discarded

violates the rules of the economy.

We'll discuss that and the

importance of food
in our next Civics class.

Yes!

That was close, Kayano.

Or are you relieved?

I had no idea that you could
do all this on your own.

It was fun and unexpected wasn't it?

Not even close friends

knows our true strengths.

Hehe.

I'm gonna try again.

Here, even

flan enthusiasts are assassins.

I have so many jiggly weapons
up my sleeves.

After the holiday week

Karasuma sensei's training

got harder than ever.

Today for Physical Ed,

it's parkour turned

"Cops and Robbers".

The two monster teachers are the "cops".

If we catch them all,
we double their homework right?

Stop trying to exploit this.

Come on, let me join in.

It's not fair, you guys have the all fun.

Besides, I'm in charge of defense.

Of course. It would hardly be training
with you on the chase.

Even if Karasuma is the cop,

this is one big mountain!

With the time limits given,
he'd probably tag...

-two or three, tops.
-I agree.

I heard that.

80 meters beyond the ridgeline.

You're all

-under arrest.
-What?

Okajima, Hayami, Chiba and Fuwa are out.

I'm serious.

He's making us do worksheets in jail!

Come on Okajima,

you really didn't see him coming?
This isn't a movie?

Just be careful.
He might be behind you already.

Sugaya!

Karasuma is coming after us alone?

That's perfect.

I'll grab his hand and
pull him down towards me.

Then we'll just go at it right here.

He'll be my dirty bad cop.

Now come get me!

Sugaya and Bitch sensei are out!

Oh no, everyone's getting caught!

-This is a m*ssacre Mountain...
-We're just getting arrested...

Wait this is "Cops and Robbers" right?

-Which means...
-That's it!

-If we tag them, we can free them!
-Sugino, you dummy.

Who could tag them out
without getting caught by the octopus?

If we could do that, we would

have k*lled him by now.

You have a point...

Sugino, did he come to save us?

‪GET RID OF SENSEI

What?

-Just this once, okay?
-Sugino!

OFFICER KORO'S SCANDAL
BRIBERY

Five have escaped...

Hey, why are the robbers running loose?

They're actually smarter than I thought.
Look at those boobs!

Did they bribe you?

Don't let this next group
I'm sending over escape!

Actually Koro sensei...

my little brother is gravely ill and when

I told him about this game,

he asked me to win this no matter what.

If he finds out I got caught...

-He'll be so disappointed...
-Go.

This cop never saw any robbers...

-So go!
-Yay, thanks!

OFFICER KORO'S SCANDAL
COVERING FOR CRIMINALS

Four have escaped...

Karasuma, can you hear me?

Why are prisoners escaping from the jail?

That's what I'm asking you!

Time's up! The game is over!

It's over? Thank goodness.

In the end,

we were able to outrun and win
the "Cops and Robbers".

As usual, Koro sensei

faced Karasuma sensei's wrath.

But it was good training for us.

We all thought that the second semester

was off to a good start.

TERROR IN A QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD!
TARGETING F-CUPS, A YELLOW...

It can't be...

Second semester is off to a good start.

I'm bonding with the students
and building up their trust.

They'll gaze at me in a friendly way...

with such disgust!

TERROR IN KUNUGIGAOKA!
APPEARS AT MIDNIGHT, STEALS UNDERWEAR

UNDERWEAR THIEF STRIKES BACK!!!
A YELLOW MAN AT MIDNIGHT...

This has got to be you, right?

We're so disappointed.

I can't believe you.

Wait a minute!

I didn't do this!

-Then what's your alibi?
-An alibi?

Where were you
at the time of this incident?

And what were you doing?

Well...

I was moving up and down the heights of

10,000 to 30,000 meters

shaking my seasoned fries.

Who can prove that?

Stop everyone.

It's true that he's full
of fleshly desires

but all that we've seen him do, is...

skim through p*rn mags,
get bribed with swimsuit photos,

or gaze at sexy pinups during break...

sending postcards like

"Hand bras are lame, why not let me
give you a tentacle bra?"

-Koro sensei, just turn yourself in...
-Come on Isogai!

How rude! I am innocent!

Come to the staff room then!

I'll prove to you how rational I am!

I will throw out every

sexy magazine in my desk!

Are you serious?

Take a look at the attendance book!

The letters next to the girls' names...

He's researched our bra sizes!

What do you mean, I'm "Forever Zero"?

And this is a list of women

in Kunugigaoka with F-cups and larger.

It can't be...

No...

Oh yeah! I was preparing for
an after-school BBQ!

Don't these skewers look good...

-This is bad.
-I can't believe this...

Pervert.

We will end our lesson here today...

See you tomorrow.

It must've been hell for him today.

Maybe he won't come back.

But do you think he really did it?

A crime like this?

Compared to blowing up
the earth, it's nothing.

-Well yeah,
-But...

If I were a Mach 20 underwear thief,

I wouldn't leave
this much evidence around.

I found that in the gym closet.

He'd know that if he did
something like this,

he'd be dead to us.

As passionate as he is about teaching,

I don't think he'd risk losing our trust.

He'd hate that

as much as getting assassinated.

I agree.

-But then, who did it?
-An impostor.

-Fuwa?
-His color, his laugh...

without a question,

this is a fake Koro sensei!

Just like in the hero movies!
It's the work of a villain!

Which means that the suspect is someone
who knows Koro sensei very well.

Ritsu?

-Can you help me find some clues?
-Sure!

You're onto something.

I don't know what his purpose is

but either way it would be pointless

if these rumors force our target
to move out of this town.

We'll capture the criminal on our own

-and let that octopus owe us one.
-Yeah.

"Forever zero"...

The great detective has arrived.

All we're doing is
parkour trespassing though...

So Fuwa,

how do you know that the suspect
will strike this building?

This is a camp facility
for pro entertainers.

That girl band whose members
all have big boobs are here

practicing their new dance for two weeks.

Yes, and based on the suspect's
actions thus far

there's a 99,78% chance

that he'll strike here.

And on top of that,
tomorrow is their last day.

There is no way the suspect

-will miss out on this.
-I see.

Koro sensei?

He's going after the suspect too?

He's definitely dressed up
like a thief though.

Look,

he's so mad at the suspect that

the underwear is exciting him.

He's nothing but suspicious!

-Look there.
-Someone's coming.

A big guy with a yellow head!

I knew it!

So it wasn't Koro sensei.

Look at him move. He's must be a pro!

-Oh no, he's getting away!
-Got you!

How dare you pretend

to be me, doing things I wish I could do!

I'll strip you down

and take good care of you
from head to toe.

That sounds worse than
stealing underwear...

That article got his laugh spot on.

Now show your face, you fraud!

Isn't that...

Karasuma sensei's assistant?

So it was you.

How could you...

I asked the government and borrowed
one of Karasuma sensei's men.

Then I had him lure you into this cage
made with anti-sensei sheets.

It's the method your students used
on the island.

Young people have flexible minds.

Surround first, then att*ck.

This voice...

Now, Koro sensei,

let's begin this death match.

Koro sensei,

compared to me,

you're weaker.

Kaede, there are different types of flans.

Some are chilled, but others

are baked, steamed or
made in a rice cooker.

You can even make it with ostrich eggs.

Like the flan, I'm flexible too!

Next episode, "Horibe Itona's time."